The Maddest Christmas Stories | Compilation

[@original_demonic]

Last year, my fiancé had to call 111 on Christmas Day. He was given a proper set of handcuffs, and then promptly put both of them on one wrist with the lock facing inwards so it was unreachable. In trying to get it off, he tightened it a bunch. Eventually they managed to bend one of the keys so it fit and he didn’t have to get it cut off or anything like that. On a positive note, the 111 operator found it very funny and said it made her day. So at least he cheered up someone working on Christmas.

[@phil-anthrophist3960]

Stop having a shit fit about Howard not posting new stuff,, it's not his fault,, it's the networks fault for axing the show

[@Freaky-Malokai]

Ah, more killjoys

[@carstekoch]

While I agree with the sentiment, you don't need a network to upload videos.

[@MarcGallagherMusic]

@@carstekochyou need a network to pay for more shows though

[@davidsumsion6715]

Thanks for the heads up. There is nothing funny on the streaming services. Dumped Foxtel, Netflix and Prime are next. Now that You Tube is allowing streamers to circumvent the premium ad free service. May as well go back to the free one. You Tube content lately has also been rather shit.

[@NatalieXHunter]

​@MarcGallagherMusic you do know these are clips from a TV show, not normal KZbin videos... if the TV show is axed then there are no new clips. It's still entertaining to rewatch it and remember the crazy stuff going on at the time, so what's the problem.

[@AntonBalfe]

Honestly someone should pick him up again and air New episodes of this

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Also...I miss Russell's songs. I still use his version of the National Anthem.

[@AndyContento-q8v]

It makes me laugh people talking about Santa like he actually exists. 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

I mean there *was* a dude that we base Santa on 🤷‍♀️ and then, ya know “the power of belief and faith” and all that rot… I find doing the Santa bit gives a special… something - to that time of year… even when we didn’t have littles in the family we still had Santa…

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

WHAT? Doesn't exist? How DARE you!!! 🎅😛

[@AndyContento-q8v]

Fair enough.👍👍😁😁

[@AndyContento-q8v]

Yeah. Just like the easter bunny and the tooth fairy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LynneHand]

Shhh.

[@owenjolley351]

6:27 *Worlds oldest Santa believer everyone (Also how the hell do you break your arm by just pulling a Christmas cracker? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨).*

[@LuminaD2]

Im convinced russel doesnt age

[@deminan8976]

Love Russell, eager to watch his latest comedy

[@deminan8976]

btw, anywhere to watch em?

[@positivenergylife]

I believe in Russell, he is amazing 😂❤

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

Ah! BoZo, and not wanting to be seen as the dude who cancelled Christmas. So several Christmases back!

[@lockout5731]

cant wait to laugh again in 2025 merry Christmas Russell the king of comedy

[@susanfarley1332]

Imagine the archeologists saying when they found Santa's skeleton " I thought he'd be fatter"

[@TheBlackcredo]

It wasn't Quentin Tarantino who directed it, it was Jim Davidson back in the 90's. Me and my friends watched it when we were kids giggling about how edgy it was.

[@demons27]

Santa is Dead?! I didn't even know he was sick!

[@TheRuthdobson]

I wonder how many out there watch and remember well. It was all absolutely nonsense 🤣

[@TheRuthdobson]

Oops I forgot to mention I was referring to the ridiculous lockdown restriction.

[@packerpf]

When we getting more episodes? been missing my dose of some quality/smart british comedy.

[@raggatank3011]

Nice 1 got that jumper for next year 😂😂😂

[@Fuzzy2230-k3v]

ive been in my home 8 years n cant afford to turn heaters on

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

you got some terrible priorities then...

[@azzauk1984]

Ngl I'd actually love to see Quentin Tarantino's interpretation of Rapunzel. Also the snow white idea would be called "Snow white does 7 dwarves"

[@wisteela]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@FIGHTTHECABLE]

I hate harrods. Was there twice, never bought anything, never could. The ice cream was a line and people were eating in a rush. Not what shopping should "feel" like.

[@shewante2]

0:11 HONEY DONT TELL THE KIDS

[@AnonPhoenix]

We already have FBI open up LoL

[@SerendipityChild]

Haha good fun

[@youthrevisitedagain]

I know the mother of the girl flipping the bird.

[@kalvindeighan9042]

At 9:49 he sounds like frank Gallagher from the uk shameless 😂

[@vishd33]

8:41 unpaid overtime , isnt that illegal?

[@X3H3X]

Not in the uk

[@Eddy2730]

4:34 - unless I was in Australia, I'd be above that.

[@ObiWanCannabi]

trigger warnings on pantomimes no you wont lol

[@GiratinaofFury]

Oh yes they will!

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Santa is not dead. A matter of fact, Santa ran for president of the United States in 2020. Santa also warned the world about COVID-19 and had 10,000 tweets deleted. Santa started his job at Joint Task Force Northern Watch, in the late 90s. Warzone Santa. You can’t kill Santa because he’s the spirit inside many of us.

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Every parent that stays up in the middle of the night, putting together toys and wrapping presents is Santa

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Before Santa was Santa, he was an elf in a school play in fifth grade. Yeah, you have to work your way up to get the big job. Lol

[@XAirForcedotcom]

You didn’t know there was an entire Santa training program

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Real Santa is out here, trying to protect all of society and make the entire world unify so that there are no more wars. Santa is cool as heck.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

7:55 - I invoke Rule 34.

[@HappyCoconut-sp7ns]

Bloody lovely

[@thomaswilkinson3241]

Dickens' Times in Front of the Door, again. Yeah, Victorian Era with all the Social Problems. Thank you, Brexit.

[@acubley]

77cm = 30.32"... That's like Vlad The Impaler shit right there. 👀

[@grenforwhatalesyou999]

Three bears one bowl

[@Robert.Sheard]

Not an attack, just curious... why do the English shorten everything into nicknames? Panto, Chrimbo, brekkie, footie, Wazza, Gazza, Bazza, etc. Can you send Russell to the US? We could use his kind of satire for the next four years.

[@MissingRaptor]

Ok, so a question for you Brits from a confused North American: so what drink do you put out for Santa? I ask because we put out milk and cookies traditionally 🍪

[@abiw9204]

Sherry/brandy usually lol. Jack Whitehall did a sketch on it that’s really funny

[@GAGL.Evolution]

6:27 WTActualF❓️ does imagine she is talking to children ¿

[@Fuzzy2230-k3v]

its freezing

[@Opila_Bird_Stan]

Santa isnt real?

[@adrianosler1682]

Cmon its just a date if you want to make Christmas really special put it august when you can actually get some work done

[@brazil-y2y]

It's so many years since I quit paying for sh*t like this on BBC. I know this was not BBC but Sky is the same

[@Jin420]

He should make his own KZbin & go solo. I miss watching him... These are nice but it's just not the same.

[@OGPolaroid]

This channel is ran by him..

[@julieleah9913]

😂😂😂

[@Jimmy-fw1wd]

Waaay to many commercials, 40 seconds of video then ads??

[@grannym2880]

??? I got no ads. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Jimmy-fw1wd]

@@grannym2880 hmm must just be my unlucky Aussie ass.. no idea but there was one every minute.

[@grannym2880]

@@Jimmy-fw1wd I'm aussie too.

[@Jimmy-fw1wd]

@@grannym2880 oh ok no idea why i get bombarded with local ads👎

[@hainsey123]

🤣🤣

[@joshhoffman1975]

😮😄😁😆🤣🤣🤣

[@julieleah9913]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@andydudley1775]

what again.

[@chucklidl9958]

People called Russel struggle with comedy. Just look at the other one. What's his name?

[@21anusha]

😅

[@lisawakelam8189]

Santa is not real..

[@OGPolaroid]

R/woooosh

[@manjeetkour4020]

Please stop waving your hands and shouting. You are funny without shouting

[@DryUrEyesMate]

Not this old rubbish again when is it gonna bring out some new content?

[@Foreverfriend-agentegg]

First of, not rubbish, second, he was out of air a while ago

[@Grishrak]

If it’s rubbish why are you watching it?

[@rard8983]

Even the audience don't find most of this funny

[@aidanhobday-moore9335]

During the pandemic.. No audience just production team😂

[@rard8983]

@aidanhobday-moore9335 there was an audience in some of the clips

[@richfromtang]

re-runs suck

[@stephenbradford1971]

So does your mum

[@KiwiHelpgeek]

Blame the idiotic penny pinching assholes at the networks for cancelling the show, probably replacing it with more cheap ass reality show bollocks.

[@ianhughes982]

This aged fast eh russ? still calling us unvaxxed idiots? haha

[@g1rubz554]

first

[@FR3D_5N0W]

Are you 12? GROW UP

[@timeismoney9684]

69th

[@reniasva]

Do. Not. Sing.

[@markhughes9092]

I used to like Russell Howard not anymore now he's become woke a total Lefty. got no Edge to his comedy it's very safe and dull as dishwasher

[@crownpenguin9180]

What u mean now? This is all years old content.

[@MahouKat]

He was always left wing what you on about 😭

[@Sleepai]

My guy. Just shut up 😂

[@BigFatMeanie1984]

Its fine, trump won so Howard irrelevant now

[@GiratinaofFury]

He's from Bristol, we're woke AF, and thriving. You got a problem with that, boomer?

[@kygodragon4782]

I didn't laugh.

[@StarKid67]

Don't Think Anyone Could Care Less

[@mehdilushi7895]

You need help

[@Twilight24682]

That's because you are clearly miserable

[@prodlowd]

I don't care

[@scottfreckle237]

this person isn't even funny accidently

[@KiwiHelpgeek]

And yet you watched it

[@chijindu2002]

😂😂😂😂😂