Russian Anthem Misheard

Russian anthem misheard lyrics
By Monolinguistic Interpreter
Music by Alexander Vasilyevich Alexandrov and lyrics by Sergey Mikhalkov
This video is a parody of the State Anthem of the Russian Federation (Госудáрственный гимн Росси́йской Федерáции). This video is for comedic purpose and is meant to be funny

[@yellownote8977]

“I’ll share my bowls” *You have made motherland Soviet Union proud*

[@toneart1623]

yeah but then disappointed them with "for sure pay my rent then"

[@timtomlinson1850]

Haven’t you wondered doesn’t this anthem sound like the Soviet Union anthem but with different lyrics?

[@Iloveavitodeath]

​@@toneart1623 that's because they shoot the husky

[@Starboy_simp]

@@timtomlinson1850 Yeh, they are really similar

[@adamo1242]

​@@timtomlinson1850 They literally just use the same music with different lyrics

[@tartagliasweave1898]

"And I'll scare Carona, so you'll smell cologne" It actually makes sense-

[@darrellcaison3994]

Why?

[@tartagliasweave1898]

@@darrellcaison3994 Cause when u have covid, you can't smell

[@Andyou_3]

@@darrellcaison3994some people lose their sense of smell and or taste as a symptom of covid

[@mahjonglover3614]

As a russian I just can't misheard the words I know so well in English. It totally worked on Chinese anthem though. The only part which sounds the closest was "sometimes my sink is clogged")

[@soulistosadd_exe2087]

xaxxaaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxax

[@shohan5772]

After i memorized Soviet anthem lyrics Soviet anthem misheard videos stopped working on me.

[@mahjonglover3614]

@Australiaball I graduated from gulag years ago

[@mY_3dits]

xaxa

[@xudaniel2762]

same for me; I'm Chinese, I can't hear the Chinese anthem wrongly, neither for this one (probably bc I studied Russian a little in my free time) but the Soviet one worked

[@ParaballAyCaramba]

"I shot the husky and he shot my foil" got me lying in the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:08

[@gleizabesa4896]

what a hell this anthem is so dumb

[@Maltavian]

no not the foil

[@PrincessYve]

Yeah Comrade, its true!

[@PrincessYve]

​@@Maltavian *talks in hoarse Voice* Bro, it just an entertaiment...

[@PrincessYve]

@paráball This funni

[@zlabelo4ka350]

As Russian i can confirm that we can scare corona and all sinkholes are watching for us

[@GhostlyWillow]

Can you teach me how to scare corona? It sounds fun.

[@RedGhost2008]

​@@GhostlyWillow скажи этому вирусу что ты послал Медведей за его Семейкой и начни материться на Русском агресивно чтобы напугать Корону-19 ещё больше

[@Dr.Chibbins]

Do your seals get along?

[@induction7895]

And do you shave your logs in pair?

[@K00dkiddV2-im6ci]

​@@induction7895sounds similar to lua or smt

[@skylar1081]

“Most things are road blocks, they’re all in the road” -truly wise words

[@ParaballAyCaramba]

​@@iamnamelessnfaceless look how I grow my farm

[@JamesIsNotHere.]

⁠@@ParaballAyCaramba wow I can’t even grow my farm like that

[@pantheraleo2208]

Yeah, but most things aren’t road blocks

[@maximiliannguyen1162]

"And I'll scare corona" Everyone in the world: *we'll*

[@folklore_50]

Now this is the best way to defeat COVID-19

[@ashdude3759]

And I’ll scare the people of the Covid 19 virus.

[@ashdude3759]

I’ll scare Really Ger. I’ll have to stop 🛑 with Covid.

[@MrAkeron]

For me, as a native speaker of the Russian language, the experience turned out to be interesting: I had to turn off the recognition of native speech words by ear and hear the composition with the ears of an English-speaking person. A very interesting and educational experience! And in some places misheard lirycs turned out to be extraordinarily close to reality. That's really the truth of the accident is not accidental. Bravissimo!

[@duyguncihangurman9895]

@MrAkeron, give me one cup of bold British tea so I can enjoy it ☕

[@duyguncihangurman9895]

3☕ Mmmm. This tastes so bold.

[@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808]

2:50 Very relatable to Russia.

[@thechannelofeverything2615]

2:27 "We both hate the school" I hate school too.

[@tonyhou9246]

LOL, I don’t.

[@ilplolthereturn7525]

I do

[@hortasiscool8098]

same

[@GhostlyWillow]

Yeah, but we still eat the cheese plate.

[@JamesIsNotHere.]

Same

[@gologe3328]

This one was spot on with the sound. Keep it up man!

[@adzy826]

“God save my Dragon” 🥵

[@equilibrum999]

Drukjul is like: Gód saweth thy Druk.

[@mohammedjameswang6243]

The second time you shared bowls it was done "again". Fantastic

[@cedricjohnpaguio7911]

“ and i’ll scare corona “ thank you very much for your help in scaring corona.

[@learningeverything8881]

My rooski frnds :- damn bro what got you laughing soo hard!! Me :- nothing, just your anthem.

[@rythandveshremygoats]

also ur rooski frnds: wth y u laughing at our anthem

[@chankim5389]

Ur Ruski friends: ah laughing huh die bi

[@SistaKhandie]

0:09 More like “And my shining shadow”

[@MaurizioHarahap-yh7gs]

2:51 “a bear lost a jet ski” got me laughing so hard!

[@bachnguyen3424]

When Starbucks finally left Russia: 0:23

[@Toady4719]

"Sometimes I touch my barn""

[@piotrpazderski6023]

Soviet anthem: god and shaving Russian anthem: god saves dragon

[@shps18]

Once you hear this, you will never hear the russian anthem the same.

[@lean7104]

Damn he sacrificed to scare corona so we can smell cologne

[@rythandveshremygoats]

lol

[@janazilinkova8140]

The cologne is not infinite it is no longer someones its our cologne

[@user-eq9wv7su1p]

"Assulted my schedule" Now i dont have to go to school

[@trainartistchris1793]

More like My knees find the vodka

[@cent7169]

Everytime I hear the Russian and Soviet anthem I just feel nothing but patriotism for a country I never born God bless the Russian People 💪🇷🇺

[@bliecoug1029]

And the tzarist anthem

[@VigilanteRuso]

OUR anthem

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Me too, until they invaded Ukraine. Now it makes me feel like a traitor.

[@hellomoto1426]

@@thatswhatisaid8908 let the Slavs fight it out m

[@proud_junpeist]

3:11 Sims after TS2 be like:

[@republicauruguargentina177]

0:44 OUR BOWLS

[@SEGA890]

As someone who understands Russian. I can justify that we always have clogged sinks

[@juliatorre8803]

0:55 I hear "All stop and hug my arm"

[@Ryor97]

i dont know the lyrics of russian anthem, so these are gonna be the lyrics i will never unhear anymore

[@nikobellicph1978]

Well I can't hear the English lyrics because I know the anthem already LOL.

[@myrix_dev]

I am a Russian. I had problem hearing the original lyrics even before watching this video. The misheard lyrics are much more recognisable somehow

[@K00dkiddV2-im6ci]

Same but im not russian but its my native language

[@baconcheesesauce]

russian anthem is basically ussr anthem but different

[@user-uc5vt6jk3y]

we far away from Starbucks......hahaha

[@rwooooshmeifyourgay9837]

As a brazillian, I don’t know what is a shamwow

[@Ibrahim-Ali85]

Because you lost it sadly

[@vaibhavvb9898]

In mother Russia, you scare corona

[@ratio9917]

"and my shadow's shadow"- Shadow, 2069

[@LuckyEv_Real]

"And we're far from Starbucks" (Y) Same

[@mitchellgrahame3969]

Imagine writing an anthem that was meant to put fear into the hearts of everyone and let the world know the "Soviet Union is the best" only to have it made to a meme in the 21st century XD

[@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349]

Yes

[@pvzgamerlegisniana6492]

Y e s

[@danielyaseen]

y e s

[@princeguillermo347]

OUR Anthem

[@arinwendeeriadorskaya6917]

It was never meant to put fear into anyone's heart

[@ilplolthereturn7525]

0:06 Brazil: HUE HUE HUE WHERE IS MY SHAMWOW

[@ParaballAyCaramba]

Brazil: WAIT. CALIFORNIA WHY U STOLE MY SHAMWOW. NOW U GOING TO BRAZIL

[@kriegwhatever]

I'll scare corona so you'll smell cologne, is it a reference to COVID's anosmic symptom? cool

[@monolinguistic]

not intentionally, but it seems like it

[@mcweng430]

And I will scare Corona Me:thanks for scaring corona we have COVID 19 and malaysia

[@BritishSASOperator]

Brilliant Comrade

[@JosephStalin-sv5lm]

Stalin , Ivan IV and Peter the Great are crying after hearing this

[@janazilinkova8140]

2:27 Honestly who doesn't?

[@monolinguistic]

I sure did for a time

[@janazilinkova8140]

@@monolinguistic Exactly in my opinion the learning system could be much much better

[@terriblesoup7606]

It’s not your dragon it’s OUR dragon

[@commandershirakamifubukiav9680]

Stalinium:For the motherland Russia!!

[@sirmio32]

0:43, 3:04 Communists in the Russian anthem?

[@Sinang026]

3:04 lmao

[@game_addict2]

if you know the lyrics, the lyrics its very catchy

[@pantheraleo2208]

Video: we hate the school, but we still eat the cheese plate me: so you like the cheese plate but you don’t like school do you?

[@Doffywavowo]

Hmm the Current russian anthem Sounds a Bit too Familiar 🤔 hmmm.....

[@skylar1081]

“I shot the husky” Me:… So you have chosen death.

[@Ibrahim-Ali85]

The husky is fine he shot the foil

[@Halal_Lettuce]

I’m sure that everyone has at least once assaulted their schedule in their lifetime.

[@cooldude-gg5xj]

You must not SHOUT REALLY LOUD! It makes your ears go……… dead!!!!!!!

[@togimiko]

I’ll share the bowls I have *communism intensivies*

[@BlanterdianFederation]

Putin when seeing this: Let’s start a war

[@RfrSSWolf]

The Sputnik V In My System: "And We'll Scare Corona My Comrade"

[@PrincessYve]

i hear " sometimes Britain speak british"

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

Even though I'm not Russian (I'm Asian) this is still painful please help me Also when i read the lyrics i obviously read the misheard in ny head but if i ignore it i hear normal russian ❤

[@ella._2493]

I shot the husky was also pretty funny.

[@user-gh7hx7wm1c]

Russia shared some bowls while soviet union shared a door with Belize

[@user-ck1fi1fj6n]

Truely a masterpiece

[@Russia.is.goat678]

For some reason, I am seriously offended 😂

[@merinaete9068]

"I shot a husky"bro😭

[@notdizme]

1:12. I shoot the husky, and he shot my boy..

[@TheGameRazorOffical]

“BELIZE HAVE A DOOR!”

[@hamdanraja7670]

For some reason “So death to mayopas, He came down my chimney” actually makes alot of sense

[@silverthedino8049]

I totally cracked up at "a bear lost a jet ski, a bull dancing wild"

[@yvonetubla7682]

sometimes my sink is clogged

[@The_United_States_Of_America76]

"My knees find the Volga" "I'll share the bowl I have" "All hug the bride" "We are from Starbuck" "Most things are road blocks,they are on the road" True Soviet wise words

[@davidmacfarlane4761]

This is one of the best misheard lyrics I have heard in awhile! I want to see someone do "See Tinh" Misheard!

[@pantheraleo2208]

How can love be salty?

[@domguy5981]

This doesn't work on me. Probably because I am russian.

[@Strongnurgling]

Nice profile

[@Pianoman19]

I speak a bit of Russian so some words are accurate and the others are not I think I've officially ✨LOST MY MIND✨

[@magniloquenting.wlspoetjt1808]

0:38 Just replace 'sometimes' with 'always' and it'll result into my current problem🙂

[@nametheastley4650]

This aged very badly lol Nice tho ;)

[@DedSecCHN]

Do Netherland next :)

[@retnowulansari4704]

Even though I'm not Russian, I know all of the real lyrics.

[@ajschannel162]

Same

[@elenacelerinos7948]

almost same (except for the graducheneye thing)

[@bcbdjane]

as a brazilian, i can confirm i lost my shamwow

[@Bangtandopeman]

Real lyrics Rossiya Svyashchennaya Nasha derzhava Rossiya Lyubimaya Nasha strana Moguchaya volya velikaya slava

[@andrewthegreat1565]

Omg he actually played the Russian and not Soviet

[@mrbangg4487]

in russia god saves the dragon! not the queen

[@MrAkeron]

God saves the Dragon's Queen! ^^

[@scepticsquirrel]

0:20 Half of Russia (representative image)

[@irbis9981]

Taiga is half of Russia. But we have a meme about that Petersburg and its region is a marsh with constant rain (and Shrek lives here)

[@scepticsquirrel]

@@irbis9981 He would absolutely be a Zenit fan.

[@Philippine_Animations]

0:54 GD colon will regert this😂😂😂 because you mention hin😂😂😂

[@SpaceDude7567]

Imagine sending this video to putin I can imagine how his face would look like🤣

[@russiathegreatestcountryin88]

РОССИЯ!!!!!!!!!!!

[@agoodname3250]

2:22 east germany???? ,,über deutschland scheint"

[@MyNameIsRati]

I'm Russian and I can say it's perfectly accurate.

[@ConrailSD80MAC]

1:01: Actually happened to me, but it was my wrist. I broke it. Alone.

[@strahinjavilimonovic1532]

Please do Serbia

[@HankTheT.Rex69]

1:41 sounds like if McDonald’s had an anthem lol

[@ParaballAyCaramba]

NcDonald's*

[@Kapitan_JaZwing.]

Marsh Full of Water… Peter 1st. I don’t care, we’ll make a greatness and proud of our country on it.

[@bernardenrico9911]

My favourite 🙏🤣

[@IntrepidTerran]

It's funny to me because I actually memorised this anthem and I'm not Russian.😂

[@mannypopes8315]

Do Philippines next, i dare you.

[@RandomVidsforthought]

His version should not be disappointing unlike the other video someone made

[@REDACTED354]

Bruh I don’t hear any misheard lyrics there I only understand that cuz I’m filipino

[@monolinguistic]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooTJZ5WOh7l0oa8 I have done it!

[@JupiterGD]

Please stop the boar!

[@icecreamdozstuff_officialYTPs]

Donetsk People Republic Anthem Misheard Lyrics

[@maximv.vinarski9245]

just trying to forget my mother tongue

[@Useryoutubeka]

Although I am a language enthusiast and know this anthem as well as 30+ others excluding my Bharat desh, I couldn't catch up with the misheard lyrics😂