Soviet Union Anthem - MISHEARD LYRICS

[@hypercat9471]

"I don't care" 2 seconds later: "I care for more, I care"

[@kasaneluvr_7371]

He not care she man, he care for more.

[@nicolaeceausescu2434]

In Soviet Union " we care "

[@tofecaduc6660]

a few second later: "I don't give a bum"

[@destructo938]

@@tofecaduc6660 WE don't give a bum

[@mostafasaleh1135]

Ikr

[@Raantas]

"lenin will eat me" "john lenon is scary" the singer was depressed all the time

[@Boop__Doop]

John lenin

[@dhclassicwasstolen]

Wut?

[@埊]

@David Ciorogariu Staph sath meanhsnm

[@thesadslav419]

@Lennon Shaughnessy your first name is a last name, you just have 2 last names

[@lelslie7407]

no johns

[@mbautista_06]

Everyone, one thing we must know is that, “Belize have a door.”

[@RocketLeagueIsGood]

Finnaly someone else posted this

[@LRD-P1NEAPPL3]

Hey i was about to say that!

[@LushSSB]

It’s at 1:09 btw

[@Giaan.]

This is what teacher should taught us

[@darshanik8426]

Oh hoW inForMAtivE. 😐 i DidN'T kNoW.

[@salovik2449]

I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.

[@zr3755]

Slava Rossiya 🇷🇺

[@salovik2449]

@@zr3755 You didnt even write it correctly loser

[@sorry_this_channel_closed]

Faschist​@@zr3755

[@zhet]

​@@zr3755Гойда!

[@sidtherealsigma]

Ok​@@zr3755

[@Sammy-dq6wt]

the actual russian lyrics: party of lenin, strength of the people the misheard lyrics: *I feel your every door* *see how i rode my arm*

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Also, fuck Lenin

[@libertyprime619]

@@acanadiancapitalist2107 lenin was better than Stalin, but still fuck communism

[@libertyprime619]

@aadarsh communism doesn't though, communism has never been tried but true capitalism has, medieval Iceland was true capitalist and everyone was so equal that the women had *INFLUENTAL POWER* so with that being said, communism big gay. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@libertyprime619 you know I will agree. Stalin was horrible. The purges and everything. Lenin I guess was better

[@swolzer]

@@libertyprime619 some nations need communism, some need capitalism. case closed

[@katranian]

"Belize, have a door" "I feel your every door" Looks like doors were important things in USSR

[@yosoft7695]

Of course, when you get out of the Soviet Union, you use the door.

[@yosoft7695]

You forget "fat man have a door"

[@alexanderosorio8647]

In mother land you don't open and close doors the doors open and close you

[@yosoft7695]

@@alexanderosorio8647 XD

[@germandoctor9985]

Baldi be like

[@otterfan65]

*Watch out comrades, he feels our every door*

[@Jon-su5my]

xd Wolfyzz and he doesnt give a bum

[@9-diligencevincecobacha746]

We must protect our door

[@constent5394]

I dont have a door. WE dont have a door.

[@captainretro373]

joe gaming and Lenin will eat him

[@thatclassclown7587]

*Should i be concerned that i found this comment when the video said that-?*

[@S0N4R_RADIO]

"I CAN'T RIDE A CAMEL" is the most happy toned in there that makes it funny

[@thedeadcannotdie]

"God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell... Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...

[@埊]

they want to controll the belize.

[@thegreydragon954]

1:06

[@firefly7451]

So true

[@herbleave8023]

3:33

[@vedantbhalla2571]

@@mingkanglin9017 lmao

[@ShauMapping]

"God's precious Goomba..." "And Lenin will eat me..." I died there xD

[@mraidenjohn451]

Im scared of lenin now

[@ИВАНМИСТРОСИА]

@@mraidenjohn451 😂😂same here I don’t want him to eat my ass

[@deshanzelaya8197]

RIP😂😂😂😂

[@heyidoexist796]

@@mraidenjohn451 good that lenin is dead i dont want him eating me

[@rayh6118]

@@mraidenjohn451 not lenin leNNON the beatle member (modified from oversimplified version )

[@thealexguy1486]

"We live here" "We lose here" I felt that

[@ray.upside-down]

Elon: I am gonna defy that

[@BAKU2K2]

"And I'm Szechuan beef"

[@ernstthalmann4306]

@@BAKU2K2 underrated component

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

Darkest part of "Soviet Union Anthem".

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

@@BAKU2K2 "We cross over sore babies spots from a chisel..."

[@SautEmaster3000]

As a french person who lives both iowa and in belize. I can confirm we have a door and always carry a red tictac

[@WidespreadUSSportFan2011]

I can almost do an Iowa accent, but am better with the r-hanging-onto and long o's of the North Dakota and Wisconsin accents tbh.

[@emmettl2780]

I DON'T GIVE A BUM

[@theglitchydudeman9085]

so you live in 2 places,i always wanted to eat 2 laptops, teach me how!

[@kvo3542]

You are *not* French.

[@lancehoward3990]

as a Belizean, I can confirm we have a door

[@OmarBoxing]

LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT IVE SEEN IN THIS VID

[@sidah9871]

As a Singaporean I can confirm we care for more children

[@ayanghosh2007]

?

[@akuganteng790]

What

[@ChristianDrumm1ng]

yes mahn

[@algonz5652]

“STOP, sad men” Truly peak for Russian history

[@SaltiemcFattee]

Nice honey bee

[@redblueplayer221]

Now I am happy, thanks to the USSR anthem

[@vladimir-poutine1952]

he cures depression

[@NoName-898]

True

[@TheChopmama]

BAD ENDING: they go to gulag

[@Irma_Inahd]

Kid: Has long nails Teacher: *Now this is an avengers level threat* Kid: Gets bullied The entire school: 2:52

[@RandomPerson-ob1hk]

I see your a man of reccomendations as well

[@suchirghuwalewala]

@@ercmangu7584 Dumb schools ? The ultra dumb schools are in india and you know it

[@jasonalex7640]

@@suchirghuwalewala dumb means stupid btw

[@icii0i40]

@@jasonalex7640 stupid means dumb btw

[@supershaun2932]

@@suchirghuwalewala What do you mean Indian schools? US Schools have the worst type of management and students.

[@Egor00f]

После этого видео, когда я слышу гимн СССР, я не могу не думать о дверях

[@MONKEYLOUAI]

Lenin Is coming to eat us

[@Question-mark21]

​@@MONKEYLOUAI Oh No

[@JohanBautista-fm9xy]

​@@MONKEYLOUAI ayo 🤨📸

[@ansh.p114]

I cant stop thinking of goombas

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

I feel you...........r every door

[@weltuntergangsbote]

"Lenin will eat me" "I cant ride a camel" "We live here, We lose here." This is so fucking great! xDD

[@weltuntergangsbote]

Thanks for the likes my loved comrades. ;P

[@sand_puddle]

Don't forget God's precious Goomba

[@alexshepherd1741]

There sungs: "Ленин великий" - "The Great Lenin". This word is heard correctly.

[@Wertsir]

And I’m Szechuan beef.

[@napoleonbonaparte3339]

*v o r e*

[@wasbread1174]

As a person who doesn't know Russian, these lyrics are 100% accurate !

[@vaishakp1356]

@Emoji you speak the lyrics??

[@attorneytomannihilator6933]

@Emoji I had a stroke reading thi...

[@Fs-zr7rf]

@Emoji its called misheard lyrics, there were supposed to be wrong but this is what english people hear according to that

[@kindaway]

@@attorneytomannihilator6933 he's russian and don't know how to write in English properly

[@notallthatskilled]

yes

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

As a person from Belize I can confirm, life has gotten significantly better since the Soviet Union gave us a door

[@HsHs-mr5zn]

They feel your every doors and Lenin will it you

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Whaaaaat,........ XD XD XD LMAO

[@Yo-ps2pf]

@@RiderBlitz1.0 u ok?

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

@@Yo-ps2pf they actually gave!?!?!?(i know its a joke)

[@Joa_sss]

@@RiderBlitz1.0 no?

[@TheHappyjack1]

I am from Belize and the soviets won't stop feeling our door.

[@zerex945]

💀

[@America1776.]

USSR: LEMME FEEL YOUR DOORS!

[@frederikfelding8476]

“We live here, we lose here, and I’m Szechuan beef” - top 10 inspiring quotes

[@murvon1]

Ye

[@frederikfelding8476]

@Comrade lol i have never heard about Lenin roll. Epic

[@salt4821]

rick and morty reference

[@shawnnotsean822]

This comment has 333 likes

[@shawnnotsean822]

Simply amazing

[@DeakanMe]

There’s three words missing WE OURS US

[@berlykimberlykim7861]

True. VERY TRUE

[@s.c.pfoundation5781]

communist Japan Anime Creator your not a communist

[@AlchemillaRed]

Just ours and us

[@mjaned0528]

we our us

[@randomoutofthebluevideoofr744]

@@s.c.pfoundation5781 time 2 breach containment come on scps

[@aspicite]

"Things to do in Russia" 1. Feeling your every door 2. Demonstrating how I rode my arm 3. Stopping sad men 4. *GOD'S PRECIOUS GOOMBA*

[@Algerreichen]

Also, caring for more, caring

[@uncontrolledchaos8701]

You forgot giving Belize a door

[@shadowman8535]

You forgot getting ate by Lenin

[@sugomanuts7819]

Also cant ride camels

[@nobleaches1379]

And booming things in La Paz

[@Manatee_888]

As a person from a post-soviet country, I'm now convinced these are the actual lyrics

[@crolloisant]

"and lenin will eat me" "i cant ride a camel" "john lennon is scary" "we lose here" LMAO THOSE ARE THE LINES THAT MADE ME CRACK UP

[@vincentjosephcopian5396]

''we live here, we lose here and I'm szechuan beef!'' lmfao

[@crolloisant]

@@vincentjosephcopian5396 I also laughed at that lmao

[@yukkisunayt345]

I laughed at how well the I don't care fits in

[@deathwings51]

Gods favorite Goomba is what killed me 😂

[@yukkisunayt345]

@@deathwings51 precious* Not favourite

[@TBDaGoat]

When we were young, we only listened to the song. When we grow up, we understand the lyrics. The lyrics:

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

It could also be: When we're happy, we enjoy the song When we're sad, we understand the lyrics The lyrics:

[@RC-xl8se]

@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 Is so sad to feel a door.

[@panzer.kampfwagen]

it is so sad to boom it in la pas

[@tikendrajitkhundrakpam9266]

The pain riding my own arm

[@Welsh_lazy_animator]

Give Belize a door

[@RyokaDW]

"We live here, We lose here, And I'm Szechuan Beef." There is so much meaning in this line.

[@rabbit-ku1bn]

That's why Lenin ate 'em

[@brianorozco1074]

Lenin: Yum

[@Thetrickyace]

In all seriousness the first two lines are actually deep

[@H.Hippo_]

It makes more sense than half of real anthems 💀

[@AXCStudios]

Yeah, makes more sense than Bosnia anthem which doesn't even have text, lol.

[@kvo3542]

Not really, but okay.

[@parseck3109]

As a native Russian speaker, I keep constantly switching between these and the actual lyrics, this fucks with my brain so hard

[@MiluxF1]

But this is the Soviet anthem OH SHIT THEYRE INVADING *happy Simo Häyhä noises

[@SB-ki3jw]

You are God’s precious gooma

[@lolbitgamingii4912]

Infinite IQ

[@hikkigirlkisser]

@@lolbitgamingii4912 , if it happens to me too, I'm infinite IQ too?

[@Sovi59]

same

[@jupiter2032]

2:19 - As a Belizian, I can't believe Soviet Union will give us a door! Such a kind country!

[@Parra_Lover]

We didn't get our door yet though 😢

[@Jam_the_man]

@@Parra_Loveryou never well

[@IvanJoshua20]

they gave you a door that's cool bro

[@mariotheundying]

@@Jam_the_man me when I never well: 😢😭

[@hiddensupersonic]

Soviet union didint give you a door because now soviet union died (1991)

[@justbread57]

"believe like the moos" the most inspirational quote i have ever heard

[@rajchowdhury5153]

made my day....🤣🤣🤣

[@exo69010]

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[@Laura-Yu]

I believe in the 🐮s

[@cool358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE

[@happysongs4kyrone]

Long ago, the 195-200 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Soviet Union attacked. Only the Moos, master of all moo moo, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished... But from the first day I met him, I believed Moos would save the world.

[@Ihavenooriginalideas]

To this day, this is one of the greatest videos on KZbin

[@DoveLady]

it is doing more to unite the workers than any election

[@ready4roblox]

As a person with a door, I can confirm that the Soviet union feels it.

[@9azodnwlm]

how do they feel it

[@RC-xl8se]

@@9azodnwlm they touch it: every day the Soviet Union comes to touch my door to see if the wood feels nice at touch. 😂

[@hmez759]

I can feel the USSR's door if I can torch it

[@totallyrealname8849]

As a person with a door, this is incorrect. Must be a regional thing

[@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg]

The clip where I feel ur every door sound epic

[@VioletSilence]

I'm native Russian speaker and I'm dying laughing I switched my thoughts to English while watching this and I don't think I could perceive USSR Anthem as it is ever again

[@CCCP-0082]

Слава Советской Армии ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXLYpYSAZZVnmLM

[@doggo_woo]

So, can the USSR feel every door?

[@stormninjabros025]

Did the Soviets give the Belizeans their door?

[@phuocnguyenngoc7821]

lmao

[@13feedo]

@@stormninjabros025 Yes

[@R.l.L.E.Y.x3]

“Stop sad men” We did it boys, we ended depression

[@poulagayed6051]

The Soviet Union helped us a lot

[@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr]

Me who is a female: *depression +100 points!*

[@stargazer-elite]

@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr men = mankind = all humans = women as well

[@Astra_Makula]

​@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr stop sad women

[@Destrod7]

@@Astra_Makula LOL

[@NostalgiaOnTheWB]

"Stop sad men" "I feel your every door" "See, See a man" "I can't ride a camel" My fav parts

[@Evil_EmperorOfficial]

1980: K.G.B. Officer: "We are here to feel your doors." U.S.S.R citizen: "No. They are my doors" K.G.B. Officer : "Our doors, right?"

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811]

Belize will take it then 😤

[@неизвестныйчувак]

Дверь наша бич

[@thecollector6392]

Belize: no,its *MY* DOOR1

[@Evil_EmperorOfficial]

@@thecollector6392 Our doors, right comrade?

[@Seeded335]

@@Evil_EmperorOfficial ☭: Our country, our city, our homes, our everything in your house

[@damophobe]

"I feel your every door" is one of the creepiest thing to say to someone.

[@tanishavfx]

I just realized it, It is indeed creepy and very meaningful

[@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857]

𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓

[@damophobe]

Then, now as I think about it, I think "I see through every crack" while in a US bathroom with stalls might be even worse.

[@minty_1806]

Ḭ̸̥͈͔̜̩͍̖̙̦̖͖͆̃͛̾̄́̏̊͘͘͝͠ ̶͈̰͚͉̟͕͉́̐̈́̅f̵̘̣̙̼̲͍̻́͛̃̇̈́̀̃̑̕ȅ̵̢̗͉̼̗͐̓͐̂̈́̌͘ẹ̸͆̓̊̌l̸̮̜̗͋ ̴͙̀̈̓̎͆̔̋͘̚ỹ̶̧̢̖̣̪̓̊̍ͅo̵̧͓̜͉̲̯͙͈͈͐̊͐̅̀͗̍̎̾̚͜͠u̶̧̽͋̾͛̈̏̄̂͊̚͝r̸̢̲̰͈̱̘̺̝̬̞̲̓̾͜ ̵̡̢̼̎͒e̴̡̪͑͌͌͆̆̓̚͝v̸̪͓̣̟̜̋̋̆̐͌̾ė̶̢̧̢̼͇̗͈͉̂͊̍̍̒̈́͂̓̀̀͜r̵̭̣̰̞͇̦̺̈́y̸̥̜̖̰̳̠̰͊̉̍̑͊͂̈̏́͝ ̸̨̜̻͙͎̙̺̺͒́͘͜͜͝d̵̤̥̻͈̪̤̆̈́̊͒̿̈́͊̈̚o̶̳̘͛̿́̔̓̂̑́͂͌̆̏ơ̵̤͊͊̌́̈́̈́̇̐̽r̵̛̜̪̥̳͈͔̾̉͆̅͝

[@damophobe]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch mmmmm nope

[@tonychow7852]

the funny part is, that the lyrics actually makes sense

[@thedesertfox5331]

Yes😂😂😂

[@froyoreal]

what part of this makes sense edit: i'm getting lots of notifications from people replying a.

[@krishnachaudhary2391]

I felt that too, lol

[@Cobra_BITE-di6cw]

Yes

[@pr0sk8r69]

no, they really dont

[@angolin9352]

This is just like 2008! If it wasn't for the video quality, I'd think this was a reupload. Thanks for bringing me some of the joy of Old KZbin. Nothin' but pure fun & silliness!

[@mrsniffer7559]

Dislikers are people who dosent believe that belize have a door

[@wtf3419]

"Believe like the moos"

[@mrxenomorph3196]

“God’s precious goomba” lol

[@pabloknowswhatyoudid]

I feel your every door

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

I have a great hatred of Belize so I took all there doors them giving them a door offended me

[@sheppyg7279]

I just came across this as it happened

[@Chom-Chom]

"We live here, We lose here." that's... oddly profound

[@aguythatplayscardgames1181]

AND IM SZECHUAN BEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jus1t-gg]

WE CROSS OVER SOUR BABIES

[@commaster367]

*Our* earth

[@siriusa5061]

@@jus1t-gg SPOTS FROM A CHISEL

[@tk8i367]

BELIZE HAVE A DOOR 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪

[@6ixteen648]

One thing scares me, I am Russian and I understand what the anthem is about, but in the middle I hear English and I don’t understand what the anthem is about...

[@MarkTheCat]

it’s was about god’s precious goomba all this time

[@Pip200ne]

I can’t ride a camel was so clear

[@unnatichoudhary2273]

@@Pip200ne ikr

[@Ruzzky_Bly4t]

Same!

[@DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce]

"John Lennon is scary" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@zuultux8853]

I felt it when they said “I feel your every door” and “And Lenin will eat me” I really personally felt that. You have made my day

[@zuultux8853]

@Nhân Hà Đăng OH NOW IM LOCKING MY ROOM DOORS TONIGHT

[@jackbal395]

69 likes

[@zuultux8853]

@@jackbal395 Thanks bro I never thought my comment would get so many likes 👍 thanks dude

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

When they said we live here we lose here dam that hits hard

[@zuultux8853]

@@sergeantsainsburys9181 Real hard bro

[@thebongpolyglot344]

"God's precious Goomba" "Belize have a door" "Lost tea from a Yeti" "Lenin will eat me" I literally died...

[@-teamocean-]

and I'm Szechuan beef

[@minengeschoss]

we liv here we lose here AND IM 四川 BEEF!!!!

[@alexx3940]

I believe it would be 100× funnier if we knew what the originals meant

[@9c17debmalyaghosh4]

I don't give a bum

[@Stillcrown239]

We boom it!

[@mr.chipotle9716]

"God's precious Goomba." Remember bois, don't stomp on Goombas when playing Mario

[@channelname367]

Challenge accepted

[@zuultux8853]

@THE LEGENDARY GAMER Yo I found a Czech ball in the wild

[@ethanmatthewbaroma520]

@@zuultux8853 relatable

[@zuultux8853]

@@ethanmatthewbaroma520 lol

[@BumberenzoTheFireTruck]

I’m dead😂😂😂😂💀💀 you even made the video funnier. How how worse can this comment section get?!

[@sarthakthememegod]

I appreciate your 4 hours and 38 minutes!

[@user-wy6ru1js3b]

Alternative title: How to sing the USSR Anthem if you don't know Russian

[@dibs6462]

Yes

[@scpmonthly8130]

Da. (I think that’s how you say it)

[@TODDYNHO340]

I wont like this post bc he has 69 likes but that is a good name for this vid

[@Giviie]

But if you know Russian, it's actually close to nightmare

[@JustThatWeeb]

@@scpmonthly8130 in russian it would be да but romanized it is da. I am not russian. Just a bulgarian and a gamer

[@beatlemaniac]

"A Frube in a doggy is pasta for me." - Vladimir Lenin, 1917

[@AkivaB]

Vladimir pootis

[@itosid6548]

Yummy....

[@maxredwing6681]

🤔

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Official Comintern slogan for a while

[@triatanstopmotions4157]

Moral of the story: soviets can't ride camals. That why the Afghans won

[@wildfoxman8935]

Hehe

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@wildfoxman8935 hH

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

They are still saving their secret weapon for later, greater combat: The ability to ride their own arms

[@wildfoxman8935]

@@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713 how do u know

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

@@wildfoxman8935 because he's a DWARF

[@OnePeiceEditzx]

As a person from Belize I am very grateful for the soviet union gifting us doors

[@masterblindon]

“God’s precious Goomba” is such a great line

[@Bread.youtube]

10/10 masterpiece 💫

[@Woopor]

@BruhPlayzYT how it disrespect?

[@rieflymokhram442]

@BruhPlayzYT no. It just a joke.

[@British-Patriot]

@BruhPlayzYT so how is it disrespectful?

[@mcdominicTV]

As a catholic, there's nothing serious here. It's fine.

[@arlieproductions4794]

"I feel your every door" I'm 14 and this is deep. Edit: Don't go to the replies on this comment, it is a hellhole.

[@rogetta-flores]

kid

[@Ascalipsa]

@@rogetta-flores ..? it was a joke

[@Maksox-uo8cm]

y e s

[@rogetta-flores]

@@Ascalipsa You are 14. You're too young for the Internet.

[@Ascalipsa]

@@rogetta-flores 1st of all I'm not 14, I'm not the one that wrote the comment and the comment is making fun of stereotypes.

[@minecrafter3448]

It’s videos like these that make me realize there are people out there with an actual sense of humor.

[@shentt8837]

what

[@tygrx.]

ikr

[@ramanspeedballof930]

Is that so? Yeah, right...

[@simplyme4629]

*loud fart noise*

[@Crazylom]

And russians. My minds is being torn apart between actually understanding lyrics and text.

[@DarkGate-histogeo]

As a person from la paz I can confirm they boomed us

[@R4idZ_71]

😂😂😂

[@TadeoDoria777]

I guess it was me

[@ElJoe183]

"Lenin will eat me" "There's pasta for me" "John lennon is scary" "Belize has a door" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ow8gh5hc1e]

Spots from a chisel

[@arielnatalene3006]

Can't ride a camel

[@user-ow8gh5hc1e]

I don't give a bum

[@haydenhughes5287]

John Lennon is scary

[@tawhidulislam9526]

I feel your every door

[@horadetodososlegos]

"Stop sad men she starts I care for more I care" Truly poetic

[@whoohna3373]

"I don't care, she's man? I care for more..." Guys, this killed me

[@jiaqiderkrasse]

me too!

[@ValentinZenkov]

​@@jiaqiderkrasseYour stepfather too

[@chakraborty1989]

Mbappe: my antham

[@bananacupcake3630]

THIS KILLED US

[@ayothepizzahere8480]

wait so you died are you good?

[@tperm99s]

I love how some of the best lines in the song are simply offering a door to Belize

[@PBJellyBoi]

I like to imagine that each time the chorus is repeated, the lyrics being described in it get more and more extreme, and by the end Belize is completely buried in just doors🚪

[@tperm99s]

@@PBJellyBoi i want to see that irl

[@Lina_Antoniou]

There 's no "simply" about this highly strategic move.

[@tperm99s]

@@Lina_Antoniou real

[@dolphin4989]

As a Russian, I can confirm I feel your doors

[@janazilinkova8140]

Indeed.

[@WoodlouseFairy]

What does my door feel like? Just curious

[@janazilinkova8140]

@@WoodlouseFairy Your door feels like wood nailed to the sides of your wall.

[@WoodlouseFairy]

@@janazilinkova8140 it is!!

[@janazilinkova8140]

@@WoodlouseFairy See? We know everything about yours and others doors.

[@muanilunga]

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing My brain: *God's precious Goomba*

[@peachandtoffee]

*i m a o*

[@keekonan]

S T O P S A D M E N

[@ray.upside-down]

@@keekonan No I am gonna do it.

[@bincyelizabeth19799]

Underrated asf

[@ipukakaka]

*I F E E L Y O U R* *E V E R Y D O O R*

[@DuckInGameStop]

"We live here, we lose here, and I'm Szechuan beef!" such a powerful message... 😭

[@zlopezzz]

Deep

[@circleuppclips8784]

This is the quote that will keep me going for years

[@rahmat4848]

*Inzpreraztion* *insert meme man here*

[@sphericalobject1107]

I want Szechuan

[@sphericalobject1107]

Beef

[@monsieurr_josh]

As someone from La Paz, I now have PTSD.

[@Amsyar_al-BaAlawi]

Moral of the story that we can take from this song "Belize literally have doors"

[@Nick8944.]

And we feel your every door

[@hellogeneralknobi3861]

That's cool and all But does Belize have an intern Gamsat exam that I paid for and is tommorow but I am procrastinating for and have half the material unmemmorized

[@WebDiice]

@@Nick8944. WE*

[@blazingflame1714]

Actually Belize is a door

[@Nick8944.]

@@WebDiice ok

[@ЯковЦой-в5ч]

Its so confusing when you know the actual lyrics

[@getsss6438]

Ikr

[@Azeriiall]

I made it 69-

[@IS-2_1944]

United forever in friendship and labour Our mighty Republics will ever endure The great Soviet Union will live through the ages The dream of a people, their fortress secure. [Chorus] Long live our Soviet Motherland, Built by the People's mighty hand Long live our People, united and free Strong in our friendship, tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people Inspired us to build up the land that we love Long live our Soviet Motherland Built by the People's mighty hand Long live our People, united and free Strong in our friendship, tried by fire Long may our Crimson Flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our Glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name [Chorus] We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame Our Glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name

[@DrWhom]

soyuz is nothing like soy sauce

[@betterthanMJF]

I’m thinking this right now lmao

[@waiting4smth]

As a Russian, “I feel your every door” is the only way I sing it now.

[@yourlocalmculover6664]

Alternative Title: How to sing the USSR anthem if you aren’t Russian

[@niceguy3752]

Underrated comment

[@sakura_7472]

11/10 would sing the Soviet Anthem again

[@LwxndZ]

this is how I learn how to sing the ussr anthem lol

[@TheBeanGoingUp]

Ну да

[@LwxndZ]

@@TheBeanGoingUp Dq

[@whitted2799]

Alternative title: *"How to sing the Soviet Anthem without actually knowing the lyrics"*

[@alden8231]

bruh but this is lyrics is what people think the real lyrics is Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz! Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

[@PedroBastozz]

@@alden8231 its a joke dumbass

[@godzillaenjoyer591]

@Alden It's just a joke bro

[@nataliej.3579]

@@alden8231 I only know the new one lol but there‘s overlap

[@paranceanic]

@@alden8231 So uh Im gonna copy this and make Google translate sing it

[@2frudels]

"I care for more!" "I don't care" Top 10 anime betrayals.

[@churchofeg]

I care for more I care

[@Lemonn1016]

Fck your anime

[@Reinhardt7853]

Just leaving a comment here so I can get a notification when a fight breaks out here

[@SpectrumYaaan]

@@Lemonn1016 calm down son it's just a comment

[@IsmailKhan-vc1zf]

@@Reinhardt7853 don't worry comrade, I'll start the fight now EVERYONE HERE IS A MOTHeRF_ER

[@texan_mapping-1836]

*watch out comrade, he feels our every door*

[@zerex945]

💀💀

[@Lina_Antoniou]

I think they were just collecting data for the door they ended up offering to Belize.

[@КанистраКеросина]

As native Russian speaker, this hits extremely hard, almost dying from laughter.

[@gnilscorp]

жиза, я чуть не задохнулась от смеха

[@o_s-24]

My brain hurts after this. I understand the russian part but the english part makes sense as well

[@MoldyMan.]

@@gnilscorp Я не русский, лол, но мне больше нравится английская версия

[@MoldyMan.]

@@o_s-24 Fr but English sounds more basic lol

[@XEveryday392]

да💀

[@galanonim4936]

" I feel your every door! " - random KGB officer

[@heyidoexist796]

” We can fell your every door! ” - same thing but more communist

[@mrmavik6073]

As a Russian speaking person, listening to this really hurt my brain.

[@absolutelyrandomnick181]

Теперь я не слышу здесь русских слов :(

[@saladwithmusic9729]

@@absolutelyrandomnick181 Мне кажется я больше не смогу воспринимать этот гимн нормально.

[@Lass412]

@@saladwithmusic9729 yes

[@kit.mudylo]

У меня наоборот всё, я вообще не слышу, что написано в субтитрах :(

[@ominious7082]

@@Lass412 XD

[@just_hris]

As a Slav initially I struggled to understand how you heard this

[@JohaLego]

I didn’t know the lyrics were so profound and moving, thx for translating

[@worldfactsguy896]

Thats racist

[@justadeadman2190]

@@worldfactsguy896 uranus

[@aleeshaanwar1]

@@worldfactsguy896 uranus

[@BardeauxWolf]

@@worldfactsguy896 fortnite is racist

[@ryosuaitisi]

@@worldfactsguy896 Uranus

[@RandomFBIguy]

*"I don't care!"* Also the anthem: *"I care!"* Me: _[visible confusion]_

[@marcellosirait_]

Can you stop looking at my history And why are you here Rebel FBI?

[@sigma9904]

@@dimitryv6507 I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR

[@ewanawanga]

Hello there

[@lamerie6767]

kinda like your ex

[@snoaw.]

@@dimitryv6507 r/ihavereddit

[@Mika-ph6ku]

The "we live here, we lose here" part was the most truthful and relatable part of the song.

[@biist8702]

Stop making fun of USSR/Russia, its annoying seeing that every time

[@skeletonbros263]

I mean thats kinda true

[@dakshhcr2574]

true, That's a sentence which they would add to their anthem Jokes aside, It was actually a great line

[@skeletonbros263]

@@dakshhcr2574 I agree with you, because the USSR was almost successful, until they collapsed, that's why I immediately understood the line "we live here, we loose here"

[@danelisslow3269]

​@@biist8702cry about it, commie.

[@christopheryow951]

Absolutely brilliant I’ve shared it with everyone thank you very very much. Has just made my day.

[@mazoadong]

"BELIZE HAVE A DOOR." These are some of the most heartfelt lyrics I have ever come across. The author of the anthem was a pure poetic genius for using that majestic line multiple times throughout the song. "BELIZE HAVE A DOOR" should be America's four word motto. Or Russia's four word motto.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

No it's OUR Four word motto

[@jackchoukaier8764]

No Russia’s four word motto is we will take Ukraine

[@Lina_Antoniou]

Granting Belize a door was the USSR's most successful strategic move, guess this is why they included it in their anthem.

[@qualitycontent5244]

Very inspirational and deep lines "I feel your every door" "We live here,we lose here" "I care for more,I care" "Stop sad men"

[@somerandonamedz9991]

“Gods precious Goomba”

[@赵颖-j3t]

“Your soul sits well on me”

[@kreeeeee]

“I don’t give a bum”

[@_Gam3r]

WE NUKE IT IN LA PAZ, I GUESS IT WAS ME. I D O N ' T C A R E

[@salt_0220]

"SORE RABIES" cant forget this

[@jeka_stolenko]

As a russian, this was hardly recognizable but sometimes this was fucking accurate phonetically

[@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu5744]

yes

[@melia3240]

Yep I can't even misheard it

[@nullussum2535]

Особенно момент с Джон Ленон ис скэри идеально подошёл.

[@sannikovbobik]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch Well yeah sometimes, but not all.

[@benrex777productions9]

@@sannikovbobik Was that comment about this name or his comment? Because both fit.

[@VEVN_YT]

I am Russian, so my grandparents told me about life in USSR. In 1986, USSR government made a decision to give Belize a door. As it was said, it would fix the exonomics of some of the remote regions of Russia, Belarus and Lithuania. However, in 1987 something went off the track. The "Belizian door" operation turned against us, which was one of the reasons USSR disintegrated in 1991. From 1987 until now we can not stop feeling that bloody door, and other doors that were also sent to USA, UK, and Japan

[@lucas_5456]

I'm russian, and I can confirm this is complete accurate. But if serious, I really can hear your lyrics. Though it is really easy to hear original anthem again.

[@tramvajtramvajevic9247]

I agree, i thank it will be much more confusing, but its really easy to compare the song with these lyrics, even if english isn't my native and russian is

[@Charduza]

Hello comrade

[@russianraichu]

Тоже самое

[@azurtez75]

what are the real lyrics lol

[@евгенвег1]

у меня диссонанс происходит

[@georgevolkov2158]

As a Russian I'm not even offended this is fucking hilarious

[@kindaway]

Same

[@y.a.c.]

CoMmIe 🤡

[@pavlychev_funny]

Жиза

[@mrrexychomp9829]

@@y.a.c. You go get em Dwight! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@y.a.c.]

@@mrrexychomp9829 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not *ps I was being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell*

[@UrianErreErre]

"We boom it in La Paz" That +10 cities names La Paz: **Sweat nervously**

[@calebstone6583]

What’s funny is that the next line is, “I guess it was me.”

[@UrianErreErre]

@@calebstone6583 lol

[@estebanmoyer5938]

He did only show a pic of the one in Bolivia, so maybe the rest are safe XD

[@UrianErreErre]

@Phoenix ohcrap

[@TwilightZone697]

I remember when this video was a week old. Now its 5 years, Time flies so fast

[@PULVERIZER01]

"I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR!!" *Cries tears of patriotism*

[@埊]

no. We feel Our every dur.

[@PULVERIZER01]

@@埊 yes... Comrade

[@eansmith9721]

"Remember no russian"

[@mcperez7530]

69

[@PULVERIZER01]

@@mcperez7530 nice

[@sirsquirrel6176]

America/Britain: John Lennon Russia: *J O H N L E N I N*

[@herbertant4096]

Hahahahhahahha Underrated ASF

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

Also don't forget Silvester Stalone and Stalin.

[@herbertant4096]

@@quuaaarrrk8056 ahh yessh

[@radhyack]

Not LennON, LeNIN! The Russian communist!

[@traugene]

Lennon lived Lennon is alive Lennon will live

[@Z_žžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžž_Z]

The 2:30 "we live here, we lose here" actually made sense and was patriotic

[@MrNoob05]

And I’m Szechuan beef

[@pizzatime2197]

JOHN LENNON IS SCARY

[@AkaiYuki_-]

La verdad es que si tiene sentido :^

[@whatever5401]

It sounded like something the Soviet Union would actually put in their anthem

[@AkaiYuki_-]

@@whatever5401 fuera de broma creo que hubiera quedado perfecto en el himno

[@TheBurlingtonTransitFan]

This made me & my friend from Russia start literally dying of laughter in class. This is halarious! We both now know that Indeeed, Belize wants a door.

[@waterrocketlab151]

Lyrics: Soy sauce Never see me Vest vulpix Scaffolding Lost tea From a yeti Believe Like the moos Fat man For your snoz danny Mole and a hoedown A key In a hole sheets A guest in soy sauce Stop Sad men She starts I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God's precious goomba Belize have a door Sasquatch See see a man Your soul sits well on me And lenin will eat me A ball tossed at me I can’t ride a camel A ball down the road here A frube in a doggy Is pasta for me Stop Sad men She starts I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God's precious goomba Belize have a door John Lennon is scary I take one For years One We live here We lose here And I’m szechuan beef We cross over Sore rabies Spots from a chisel We boom it in La Paz I guess it was we I don’t care She’s man I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God’s precious goomba Belize Have a door

[@OliverRaj]

Gonna sing this brb

[@mrjm2]

how much free time do you have

[@OliverRaj]

@@mrjm2 quite limited but i can still manage

[@waterrocketlab151]

@JM2 enough

[@cly._12]

*"I don't give a bum"*

[@RealNerdcat]

2:52 "i don't care" "she's man?" " i care for more" Best line ever

[@nath6662]

"God's precious goomba" Ah yes, God's finest creation.

[@hetecks1385]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ok and

[@Zoffee662]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch good luck at hell :)

[@hextrayer6742]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch imagine sensoring thing that we alr know kid

[@zawarudowanttoknowyourloca9058]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch go to religion channelwith that name

[@slovakvladimir5316]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch You heretic !!!

[@FastMatras1269]

As person that was living in Soviet Union, i confirm that lyrics is 100% real.

[@sketch_2471]

"I don't care" "She's man?" " *I care for more* "

[@japanpanda2179]

I don't get it. Why is the picture for "she starts" a woman with a cell phone in one hand and a stop sign in the other?

[@ultimatedoug2227]

@@japanpanda2179 she doesnt care about the stop sign and starts (speaking)

[@deadinside808palestine-jor5]

It's ok as long as there's a hole -a wise person

[@asphaltman1890]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@aranjaysharma]

There are no mistakes -master Oogway

[@grenenjaex5342]

Man, I was so invested on the new lyrics that I actually forgot that I’m a native Russian speaker😅

[@ur_crabmom]

Same

[@JovialSvin]

Мне наоборот показалось, что такой прикол на меня не работает, потому что я нэтив рашн спикер 🙂

[@__ash13__]

Половина текста мимо имхо

[@Crazylom]

@@__ash13__ А по мне всё в точку

[@drbra1n]

@@ekaneev111 год блес йор прешес гумбаз

[@lanthan598]

alright but we all gonna ignore how "God's Precious Goomba" was said PERFECTLY?

[@Ignited176]

None of us shall

[@xmysef4920]

Gotta be my favorite part

[@monsieurr_josh]

1:20 I’m not that tasty, am I, Lenin?

[@arabicchad69]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music, but when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

[@abeliever6022]

The lyrics:

[@nonexistentperson72]

GODS PRECIOUS GOOMBA

[@EdsboOfficial]

@@nonexistentperson72 BELIZE HAVE A DOOR

[@cheese100yrago7]

"Soy sauce" 😔✋ Idk

[@BallsTORTUREgaming]

When your are happy, you will laugh at these but when you are sad you will realize the voice of millions of peoples who don't even have slippers under their feet but their dream was to conquer the moon