Russian Future Is Here! The Car that Tucker Carlson Loves

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Sanctioned Ivan

Sanctioned Ivan

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@TrueMobster
@TrueMobster 11 ай бұрын
Luxury at it's finest, I recently bought an 1978 UAZ 469 and it doesn't look like much has changed 😂
@SanctionedIvan
@SanctionedIvan 11 ай бұрын
ahahaha At the UAZ factory they say "What is there to change if its perfect?"
@rasmuslundin199
@rasmuslundin199 11 ай бұрын
​@@SanctionedIvan just like Russia, what to change, it's perfect!
@edl653
@edl653 11 ай бұрын
Yeah 1970's technology. haha Fuel Injection, wow! So they are only 35 years behind the West.
@christophera556
@christophera556 11 ай бұрын
​@SanctionedIvan the simple fact is obvious about UAZ cars and Russian cars in general is they probably haven't changed much in terms of quality since the days of the former Soviet Union. The Russian car companies are in for a shock now thanks to Putin's failed invasion of Ukraine the Russian Federation to get around western sanctions has had to turn to China meaning Russia will now be under China's thumb with Chinese now starting to make cars in Russia the Russian car brands like Lada UAZ etc will come under a lot of competition from the Chinese brands ,yes the Chinese car brands usually aim for the cheaper end of the market but they will be better put together than any of the Russian brands especially as the Russian car brands are by the look of things still using quality control from the days of the former Soviet Union. It's obvious that the average Russian earning around three hundred dollars a month cannot afford a new UAZ bukanka van at a cost of fifteen thousand dollars brand new so those Russian's who can afford a new will likely end up buying a Chinese car for around the same money with the difference being that the Chinese cars will be properly put together than the Russian branded cars .I'm not saying the Chinese car brands are perfect far from it but they are certainly better than a Russian car brand that is still stuck in the days of Gorbachev and the former Soviet Union. The future of Russian car industry likely ending up like the Moscovitch brand that recently re emerged in Russia a copy of a Chinese brand ,so Lada and UAZ will probably go the same way making copies of Chinese cars with a large chunk of those companies ending up owned by the Chinese car companies.You ruskies can look at it this way at least a Chinese car will start first go and make it from A to B.
@CAGED1702
@CAGED1702 11 ай бұрын
@@SanctionedIvan Is that UAZ Patriot the one that takes the Sukhois out of the skies? Just wondering... 😜
@andrzejsawicki3770
@andrzejsawicki3770 11 ай бұрын
I had foot surgery two days ago and I'm a little depressed and in pain, but you immediately made me feel better. Thanks.😅😂🤣
@SanctionedIvan
@SanctionedIvan 11 ай бұрын
Im glad to hear I made you happy!
@geoffwaterman6560
@geoffwaterman6560 11 ай бұрын
I'm dealing with sciatica. What say we buy one of these bukanka scooby Doo vans and go cruising?
@carylhalfwassen8555
@carylhalfwassen8555 11 ай бұрын
@@geoffwaterman6560Will definitely trigger sciatic pain!
@geoffwaterman6560
@geoffwaterman6560 11 ай бұрын
@@carylhalfwassen8555 we are both better ...🤣🤣🤣
@Chereese0808
@Chereese0808 11 ай бұрын
He was hilarious!
@majorcarlton137
@majorcarlton137 11 ай бұрын
Dude really needs to start a comedy club in Moscow 😂
@LynetteA68
@LynetteA68 11 ай бұрын
Anywhere EXCEPT Moscow!!!!
@burunghantu7680
@burunghantu7680 11 ай бұрын
I want one. So great.
@majorcarlton137
@majorcarlton137 11 ай бұрын
@@LynetteA68 😆😂
@Vladput
@Vladput 11 ай бұрын
I stumbled on this video. I thought that was a comedy bit, and he was showing cars from 1980's. That was until I look up pics and specs of the UAZ Hunter, Patriot model 2023... This is both funny and sad... for the Russian people.
@WayneJakubczak
@WayneJakubczak 11 ай бұрын
YUP, MR. OUTIN WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS CLOWN.
@MO-1888
@MO-1888 11 ай бұрын
Looks more like a car museum than a contemporary car salesroom.
@dewilew2137
@dewilew2137 10 ай бұрын
Seriously. I remember visiting the Mercedes Benz museum in Germany with my dad when I was little. The had some of the first Mercedes cars and motorcycles ever made there, and it didn’t look much different than this. 😳
@mrsam0496
@mrsam0496 10 ай бұрын
It is. I noticed he just makes fun for his audience, and they eat it up
@lydiashandro3037
@lydiashandro3037 11 ай бұрын
I'm speechless with the advanced engineering of the new UAZ. The threats of nuclear annihilation have diminished.
@mistermarch533
@mistermarch533 11 ай бұрын
if only
@arkadiusztrzesniewski3486
@arkadiusztrzesniewski3486 10 ай бұрын
This car was build with nuclear annihilation in mind. It would probably survive close proxiity of nuclear blast (simplictiy, lack of electronics, etc.)
@stuglenn1112
@stuglenn1112 10 ай бұрын
Yea don't fool yourself. That first vehicle is build for a purpose, to perform work with. Robust simplicity is what it's all about , over complication is a negative and actually becoming a problem with cars in the west.
@mistermarch533
@mistermarch533 10 ай бұрын
@@stuglenn1112 agreed, sometimes simple is better
@FuckGoogle502
@FuckGoogle502 10 ай бұрын
It's built to keep running in the face of nuclear EMP. Why is that reassuring? lol
@nancywall4894
@nancywall4894 11 ай бұрын
This video was so hilarious Ivan! I laughed out loud the whole way through. You, Evelina, and her friend make a good crew! Just don’t get too bold yet! I still worry about you. Take care buddy!😂❤
@fontana03
@fontana03 11 ай бұрын
What's so funny about some idiot mocking his own country?
@bcbeasters
@bcbeasters 10 ай бұрын
Ivan is expert infiltrator... he'll be alright! 😋
@rogerhare7886
@rogerhare7886 11 ай бұрын
Wow. Your sarcasm translates very clearly. Love your English skills. ❤
@bcbeasters
@bcbeasters 10 ай бұрын
You can clearly tell that Ivan was raised by the internet! 😁 I'm more in the "the kids are alright camp, myself." 😉
@evrgr33nz
@evrgr33nz 10 ай бұрын
That noise is the sound of quality! I couldn't tell if he was serious or not.
@gabrielbalbec883
@gabrielbalbec883 10 ай бұрын
At least his sarcasm shows there is more free speech in Russia than generally admitted.
@bcbeasters
@bcbeasters 10 ай бұрын
@@gabrielbalbec883 He also had to just leave Russia because of his outspoken behavior has caused him issues within Russia...
@nygelmiller5293
@nygelmiller5293 10 ай бұрын
I think UAZ cars look fantastic! And the old jeep was the best!
@skinnwalker4515
@skinnwalker4515 11 ай бұрын
Very flippin' nice. Tucker is very impressed.
@donaldpiper9763
@donaldpiper9763 11 ай бұрын
Just think of all the bread he can haul in it .😊
@felixalbion
@felixalbion 11 ай бұрын
To be honest American build quality is not much better.😂
@phiksit
@phiksit 11 ай бұрын
I would LOVE to see Tuckums drive one of those glorious marvels of russian technology 😁
@cattymajiv
@cattymajiv 11 ай бұрын
@@felixalbion I totally agree! I never have and never will buy an American vehicle. I have never known anyone who had to do a major repair on a Toyota or Honda, but every American car needs a BIG repair at some point, and a lot of smaller ones.
@jonathanstein5049
@jonathanstein5049 11 ай бұрын
Tucky wants one when he moves to his Putin supplied dacha on the Volga.......
@psiclops521
@psiclops521 10 ай бұрын
"Air bags are for wusses. Real men die in their car." Man, that's gold.
@gummibrot4948
@gummibrot4948 10 ай бұрын
As a German, I have to admit after this show that we should better stop building cars. We will never reach this level. This requires the Russian soul. We Germans only have technology. We will not be able to do it. Impossible.
@MaticTheProto
@MaticTheProto 11 ай бұрын
As a German I am honestly impressed that cars like that still get produced 😅
@fuerstmetternich1997
@fuerstmetternich1997 11 ай бұрын
Imagine how cool it would be if German cars from the 70s and 80s would still be produced. Sadly Russian cars were junk even back then.
@Schlachthof5
@Schlachthof5 11 ай бұрын
LOL. The Ford Econoline I drove for construction work in 1968 was a luxury vehicle compared to this. Well maybe not but the sun visors did stay up on the Ford.🤣
@mistermarch533
@mistermarch533 11 ай бұрын
unironically wish there were more affordable options for vehicles with no bells and whistles like this in the US. If the price is right anyway
@MaticTheProto
@MaticTheProto 11 ай бұрын
@@Schlachthof5 I‘d say the Benz Patent-Motorwagen was more luxurious lol (Than that russian truck)
@MaticTheProto
@MaticTheProto 11 ай бұрын
@@mistermarch533 erm… this thing most definitely has no crumple zone and will likely cost a lot to repair after just a few years
@MrKilekico
@MrKilekico 10 ай бұрын
That UAZ hunter is fantastic offroader.
@ebola2.0
@ebola2.0 10 ай бұрын
They are beautiful. The loaf and the hunter are my dreamcars. Im tired of all the tech stuff on modern cars that costs plenty to fix. Would buy this any day
@maxshaw1330
@maxshaw1330 11 ай бұрын
"So the door doesn't fly away, we got a seatbelt over here!" So flippin funny.
@agga7517
@agga7517 9 ай бұрын
Dude never been inside of hmmwv or any other military vehicle for that matter.. Which is what both UAZs essentially are.
@KEVINBAKERREALESTATE
@KEVINBAKERREALESTATE 11 ай бұрын
Not too many vehicles are hand crafted like the UAZ Loaf. The labor to hand screw, glue, and hammer it together is a feat of human art/technology/skill. Also amazed on the strong anti theft devices on the back door. Worth every ruble. Elon is likely taking notes on this.
@CAGED1702
@CAGED1702 11 ай бұрын
Haha thanks for the laugh, Ivan! I really enjoyed it...and I learned a lot about Russian technology 😆
@angelamarie4137
@angelamarie4137 11 ай бұрын
Bro. That van immediately reminded me of the one the Iranians are driving in "Back to the Future." 💀
@denenmaikaneis4453
@denenmaikaneis4453 11 ай бұрын
M
@Myotis_Myotis
@Myotis_Myotis 11 ай бұрын
VW T2 ist Kult gebaut bis 1979! Ich denke eher an Citroën 2CV mit der Lüftungstechnik.🥳 Die Frage ist was kostet das Teil bei 2 Monatsgehältern kann es für Rentner oder eine Studenten WG von interesse sein.
@donendusted2
@donendusted2 11 ай бұрын
I think that you will find out they were Libyans, but you were close. Yes, I am a Back To The Future tragic.
@dogzou11
@dogzou11 11 ай бұрын
looks like the van used in the horror movie jeepers creepers
@davidjkowalec2770
@davidjkowalec2770 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was a VW Bus. LOL
@kens32052
@kens32052 11 ай бұрын
I remember driving a 1960s Ford van with the engine located in the middle. Since nobody used seatbelts back than, we would use the engine cover as an extra seat. lol.
@cattymajiv
@cattymajiv 11 ай бұрын
Yup. For sure!
@Schlachthof5
@Schlachthof5 11 ай бұрын
. Mine was a Ford Econoline.
@kens32052
@kens32052 11 ай бұрын
I think chevy and dodge had their own versions too.@@Schlachthof5
@patrickhenigin4805
@patrickhenigin4805 10 ай бұрын
Hot ass.
@BlackHawk-yl5gu
@BlackHawk-yl5gu 11 ай бұрын
The loaf is 15k with 4 wheel drive and lockers . I want one if I go to Russia that’s what I will rent .
@falukropp2000
@falukropp2000 10 ай бұрын
Actually I find the Buhanka and Hunter very attractive :-) and would love to have those in Sweden. There's no rugged, simple cars like that on the european market but some people do need and/or appreciate just that. The Niva also have a fan-base in west europe. The main thing standing in the way is the crappy relations right now, destroying any possibility to aftermarket service, but with a few little tweaks in functional design and building quality those cars would have at least a chance to become popular in the west, or so I think. UAZ built in cooperation with Isuzu, I wouldn't think twice, it would be my no 1 choice. A friend had a Niva from 1984, only three years old car at the time he bought it. I became very impressed with it over the years, it was a very good car.
@hyy3657
@hyy3657 6 ай бұрын
For those kinds of cars, you are the aftermarket service even inside Russia. It was a good car in the Arctic (just forget options Scania and SAAB! lol).
@falukropp2000
@falukropp2000 5 ай бұрын
@@hyy3657 Most SAAB owners I know of have 3 cars to keep one working, I could live with having numerous Buhankas :-)
@csabatoth2225
@csabatoth2225 Ай бұрын
You could always order aftermarket parts from Hungary for the Niva. They are probably even better quality than the original parts.
@1x2ai
@1x2ai 11 ай бұрын
I like you guys, real patriots. Hope you move outside Russia and avoid wasting your talents there. 🤣
@IcerinAlaska49
@IcerinAlaska49 11 ай бұрын
I hope to see him one day on Sat night live in America😂😂😂
@ZoomZoomMX3
@ZoomZoomMX3 11 ай бұрын
That would be awesome 😎
@susansmith9263
@susansmith9263 11 ай бұрын
Ivan could work as a Russian-English Translator. Russian translation services are in high demand in Finance, Business and Trade industries. In 2022, Russian was the 8th most sought after language. German being the 1st.....pay around $79,000/year. Curious though with the war and dwindling business in Russia, whether 8th ranking remains.🤔
@TheGrateful108
@TheGrateful108 11 ай бұрын
@@susansmith9263 That would be replaced by AI translators pretty soon
@susansmith9263
@susansmith9263 11 ай бұрын
@@TheGrateful108 Interesting, though "Interpreters and Translators Inc" say AI-powered machines will never replace human translators and the industry is experiencing significant growth, a trend expected to continue. But never say never I guess.
@yetanotherone...1814
@yetanotherone...1814 11 ай бұрын
And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Army green is so patriotic, just like Maga red. lol
@gailschultz9730
@gailschultz9730 11 ай бұрын
LOL
@jagarman7048
@jagarman7048 11 ай бұрын
Only a rumour passed on by people who cannot use it!
@bambinaforever1402
@bambinaforever1402 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, biden is much better. With his army of illegal migrants
@fredplat467
@fredplat467 11 ай бұрын
​@@OrbitalTrails-x5srusski bot
@jerfacekilla
@jerfacekilla 11 ай бұрын
@@OrbitalTrails-x5s Quiet MAGAt
@gerardhiggins1
@gerardhiggins1 11 ай бұрын
Love your sense of humour/sarcasm, Ivan. Being a truck owner here in Canada I really would have liked to have had a look at the red truck.
@etherdom3916
@etherdom3916 11 ай бұрын
greetings from Slovakia. UAZ 469 or Hunter is my favourite car. As a Child we had one, It was a car I learned to drive as a 6 Years old. My memories when My Dad and I were offroading with it are priceless. I Love the car. I am glad they didn't change its design because it is beautiful . Best Offroad ever.
@rights_are_god_given
@rights_are_god_given 10 ай бұрын
You are in luck their strategy is to appeal your targeted demographic.
@EnGammalAmazon
@EnGammalAmazon 10 ай бұрын
Obviously, with limited exposure to western casual, and serious off-road machines, the delight in his childhood memories will remain for a very long time.
@xyyx-l9w
@xyyx-l9w 22 күн бұрын
Ivan, I think you dont understand. UAZ buchanka or hunter are iconic cars. They are legends! I hope they will not be changed. They are 4x4 easy and inexpensive to repair. Look, jeep wrangler - it's the same , rust in the showrooms, breaks every couple of miles and people still love it. Its LEGEND and costs around $70000. It's hard to compare the reliability of Harley with kawasaki or honda. Again, Harley is not reliable but people still love it. It would be my dream if I could afford to import one of them. And it would be a good business for you - help others to import THEM! UAZ Classic Expedition is my favorite one.
@Dat1derfulSound
@Dat1derfulSound 11 ай бұрын
A brand new subscriber here! Fresh from the USA 💪😁👍 I love your channel!! Your contents are quite ingenious and hilarious. I aim to enjoy every one of your videos and will always be looking for new ones. I really truly hope Vlad don't get wind of your channel, that would be disastrous.... 😮😢 Good luck and keep up the excellent work!! 👏
@Alex_Gryzunov
@Alex_Gryzunov 10 ай бұрын
Ну конечно, у нас ведь диктатура именно поэтому на американском видеохостинге выкладывает видео чувак и на котром он ходит и спокойно обсирает свой автопром. Нашёл производителя военной техники и сравнивает её с гражданской по ценам в 3-4 раза дороже. Очень умно.
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
@@Alex_Gryzunov Этот парень - абсолютно невежественный позор с лишним весом! Он даже не знает ценности этих интересных машин и того, для чего они используются.
@gyrateful
@gyrateful 11 ай бұрын
I think the front doors are good idea. Most drivers in Russia drink a lot of vodka, and it harder to fall out of those doors.
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 11 ай бұрын
But how about the windows?😂
@cattymajiv
@cattymajiv 11 ай бұрын
@@johan.ohgren 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ROTFLMFAO!
@Schlachthof5
@Schlachthof5 11 ай бұрын
@@johan.ohgren Only if an FSB agent is hiding in the back seat.😂
@A_Haunted_Pancake
@A_Haunted_Pancake 10 ай бұрын
@@johan.ohgren Those are also safe when it comes to the risk of falling out while drunk. As you can see, they thought of everything
@Alexandr.Egorych
@Alexandr.Egorych 10 ай бұрын
У нас водители пьют за рулём примерно столько, сколько ваши мужики петрушат друг друга на заднем сиденье 😂
@jekburri
@jekburri 11 ай бұрын
I had no idea russia was lacking this hard DAMN lmao this guys a meme
@E_Bailey
@E_Bailey 11 ай бұрын
​@avonmoremilk1958 Cope harder. The classic reasoning of someone unable to handle any criticism. "The cars are actually great, classic Soviet models" to "Russians make better ones in China" to "Your consumer goods are made in China, so you can't laugh at crap Russian cars"
@yamo7171
@yamo7171 11 ай бұрын
@avonmoremilk1958 well he obviously visits a car shop so why would he loose time telling about planes or anything else ? (small country as Sweden also built planes alone, that's not that awesome for the biggest country to be able to do it also imho) Adn also maybe you missed the fun part of all this but well, if need to be explained, the jokes are less fun ;) Honnestly the prices are cheap (for my country at least), wich is cool even if quality seems to just be a dream.
@U.H8
@U.H8 11 ай бұрын
@avonmoremilk1958Our plans don’t stop and explode in mid air 🇸🇪🪽
@yamo7171
@yamo7171 11 ай бұрын
@avonmoremilk1958 So basically nobody buy them and a store if full of them, interresting business plan, only Russia can do it for sure xD ( Sweden dont need to make 100 planes since the one they got do all they need and I'm not from there but Grippen is a nice one. if you really want to go into a comparison with number if sweden about 10M people make 1 plane and Russia about 140M people make only 100 , still proportionnally Sweden is bettter ( not even talking about quality) But well seems you will never get the fun out of the videos and comments, sad for you somehow. good luck with all your knowledge and 0 fun in life ;) No need to be old to learn things or realise things, sometime going out from your country few years makes one learn more than living 70 year in same place, obviously Ivan Is the young that moved and discovered things and also made a funvideos about cars but well ...
@ButterfatFarms
@ButterfatFarms 11 ай бұрын
​@avonmoremilk1958the West most certainly did not underestimate Putin's Russia's conventional military might. But gave too much credit.
@Caravaggio999
@Caravaggio999 10 ай бұрын
The 469 is an iconic vehicle. I’d happily drive one for short trips round the village for fresh eggs and ingredients for pelmeni. It’s the Russian Landrover ❤
@timmooney7528
@timmooney7528 11 ай бұрын
A few years ago an importer was trying to bring a new UAZ 469 into the US. Customs mistook it for an antique car due to it's mechanics and styling. The engine could not pass the emissions testing.
@johnstuartsmith
@johnstuartsmith 10 ай бұрын
It would have emitted zero emissions if they hadn't started it. Perhaps they could be reclassified for importation as garden sheds.
@yamo7171
@yamo7171 11 ай бұрын
Ivan, awesome video. I loved all the luxury there and I still got a smile on my face minutes later :D thank you for this all. Cant wait to see the next video
@BarleyMonster
@BarleyMonster 11 ай бұрын
You are an awesome content creator Ivan!! I’ll be a follower for life. When you make it the U.S. I could 100% see your channel doing very well as a Russian living in America. You’re a natural. ✌🏼
@SanctionedIvan
@SanctionedIvan 11 ай бұрын
Thank you very much!
@virginiaoflaherty2983
@virginiaoflaherty2983 11 ай бұрын
Indeed there is plenty to smirk, snicker, guffaw, titter at here as well.
@Huitzilopochtli526
@Huitzilopochtli526 11 ай бұрын
I actually had to clean off my screen after the "Captain goes down with the ship". Fucking LOL.
@billymanilli
@billymanilli 10 ай бұрын
lmao. that one got me too! "...if the UAZ goes down, you go down with it" 🤣
@EllieM_Travels
@EllieM_Travels 11 ай бұрын
You are hilarious! 😆 😂 Thanks for the laugh, Ivan!
@paulbuchholz9006
@paulbuchholz9006 11 ай бұрын
Paul from the USA love, the sarcasm. Buddy you're good at it
@paulbuchholz9006
@paulbuchholz9006 11 ай бұрын
Hey, just a reminder, American people don't hate Russian people. We just hate your government
@kierandukhovny4133
@kierandukhovny4133 11 ай бұрын
He is Russian can you hear his Russian accent??? What do you smoke man?
@DOG2345t
@DOG2345t 11 ай бұрын
The sound of a closing car door tells you the quality of the car.
@martinstewart5205
@martinstewart5205 20 күн бұрын
This is my favourite channel on KZbin. You definitely have a future in comedy. Greetings from Ireland Ivan.🇮🇪
@loubakker5049
@loubakker5049 11 ай бұрын
And they complain about Tesla having panel alignment issues. This guy is funny in a respective way. Enjoyed watching.
@martinchartrand7044
@martinchartrand7044 10 ай бұрын
This 15K$... Cheapest Tesla 50K$... ;-)
@gabrielbalbec883
@gabrielbalbec883 10 ай бұрын
These cars are not only much cheaper, but also much more reliable than Teslas.
@fortheloveofnoise
@fortheloveofnoise 10 ай бұрын
I would rather have this loaf over a Tesla.
@frd6260
@frd6260 10 ай бұрын
Tesla is a junk.
@kromeboy
@kromeboy 10 ай бұрын
Tesla! Is better than a Russian car
@Schlachthof5
@Schlachthof5 11 ай бұрын
Imagine this folks. This is the show room example, hand picked the best example. The actual vehicle you get may not be as nice as this one.
@mardamek3
@mardamek3 10 ай бұрын
What a lot of reviewers don’t say is that bukhanka (буханка), although so called due to its resemblance of the bread loaf, is really referencing the drinking culture. It’s from the word “bukhat’ “ (бухать), which means to get drunk. Because the bread in shape of a loaf was cheaper, that was usually the “go to” bread for drunks for “zakuska” (закуска). And because of this connection with drinkers the loaf of bread became known as “bukhanka”, bread of drinkers (roughly translated). So, drunk culture’s presence is strong in this car.
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
"drunk culture’s presence is strong in this car"??! We normal people call that "back-assward" logic, the type of logic preferred by crack-heads!
@poco1174
@poco1174 11 ай бұрын
One of my problems in life is that when I visited Russia, I met many Russians like this guy. Clever, funny, personable. That so many of these young men are in Ukraine committing slaughter and being slaughtered is unconscionable. A country with so much, so much future, so much to offer the world. Over burdened with paranoia, crazy leadership. Every simple vagary of international politics they interpret as an effort to destroy them. Horrible waste of civility.
@doremon2006
@doremon2006 28 күн бұрын
It is very sad but more complicated than that. If the Canadian goverment became hostile, a lot of Americans would also become paranoid, and a preventive military action could eventually happen too. Fear makes people blind.
@neil6958
@neil6958 10 ай бұрын
Ivan has a good sense of humor and is a good rebel!
@1celloheaven
@1celloheaven 11 ай бұрын
How do you say 'tongue in cheek' in Russian...thanks for putting a smile on my face Ivan !
@PaNativ
@PaNativ 10 ай бұрын
I swear to God, this is my new favorite car content channel! 😅😅😅
@mddawson1
@mddawson1 11 ай бұрын
Lada Samaras were sold in Australia from 1988 to 1994. They did not have a good reputation here.
@Kannot2023
@Kannot2023 11 ай бұрын
Obviously they were designed for cold of Siberia not for heat of Australia. I doubt that Russians tested their cars in Australia
@mddawson1
@mddawson1 11 ай бұрын
@@Kannot2023 There are areas of Australia that get pretty cold , but not Siberia cold. However heat wasn't the issue, the cars were just so poorly built. The Australian importer spent $2000 per car getting them to a state that was acceptable to Australian car buyers and even after that, they were still cr@p. QUOTE: "Sixty changes were required to make the Samara comply with Australian Design Rules before quality issues were even considered. The Samara was not bad looking, but even at 20 paces you could see the woeful nature of such things as body fit and colour matching, as well as the nastiness of the plastics used in the bumpers and grille. This writer composed a two-foolscap-page list of faults about the first example he drove. Everything that could squeak, did; many things that should have worked, didn't. And lots of things actually fell off."
@joshearhart6142
@joshearhart6142 11 ай бұрын
This inverted windows for ram air were actually awesome. They used to come on all the pickups/Lorries in the 70s-90s..
@Slakass55
@Slakass55 10 ай бұрын
A few decades ago I saw a Lada here in Canada as a neighbour had one and was impressed by the modern Russian technology. It was a tiny shoebox of a car that looked like it was outdated by half a century - but as the owner enthusiastically cited: it would always start even in the coldest of days. So yeah, I suppose Canadian car manufacturers would love to get their hands on Russian technology, seeing how we often can't start our cars when the temp drops to below -35C. Subscribed to your great channel - not only due to your fantastic presentation where you show us how far ahead Russian technology is compared to the rest of the world but mainly due to your helpers' handiwork. Evelina and her friend do fantastic work. Must see more of them!
@highonsmog
@highonsmog 10 ай бұрын
You need an excellent reviewed battery with high cold Cranking amps, and a trickle charger. Add an engine block warmer and get winter oil, and you will be golden.
@RVMD95
@RVMD95 10 ай бұрын
Dude I bet you’re the best Russian stick man out there. Love the jacket!
@frednel4326
@frednel4326 11 ай бұрын
Lol bro yeah, I live in South Africa and I bought a brand new Russian karushki motorcycle in about 1986 and it vibrated so much I could not see the road or anything in the rear view mirrors because my eye balls vibrated so much 🤣, and had to reset the mirrors at every stop light and globes would always be fused because of the vibration too 😜, and the engine was part of the chassey because the front and back parts of the bike was mounted to the engine so if you took the engine out the bike was in 3 parts 👀, so I'm verry aware of the great Russian quality you guys have there, I wonder when the rest of the world will catch up to this great Russian tech ??? 🤣😂🤣🤣👌
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
Frednel, you should stop doing drugs!
@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz
@RitaElaineHeltonBarker-uz4sz 11 ай бұрын
Tucker Carlson should Just move into Putin's Mega Mansion with his own State News desk
@cattymajiv
@cattymajiv 11 ай бұрын
@@Domination2502 Don't you guys mean Fucker Carlson?
@epci6419
@epci6419 11 ай бұрын
I like how simple it is nothing flashy
@transportessoza69
@transportessoza69 10 ай бұрын
He’s got the freedom of take a shit of speech in Russia,
@dillonrohe4988
@dillonrohe4988 10 ай бұрын
Understatement at it's best. 😀 But actually, I kind of like it (except for the engine being inside the passenger area).
@robbieburns3564
@robbieburns3564 11 ай бұрын
You basically did a Tucker Carlson script if he had've seen this car. This was very funny watching from Canada. Thank you! 🤣 I like how all the trunk areas are designed so nobody can get out once they're in there. I'm hearing Yakof Smirnoff in my head: "In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!!"
@fidenemini111
@fidenemini111 11 ай бұрын
🤣
@romanplesko5304
@romanplesko5304 11 ай бұрын
Car drive you mad...
@shilohbrutalis582
@shilohbrutalis582 10 ай бұрын
Yakov!!!!
@bcbeasters
@bcbeasters 10 ай бұрын
Being able to open the trunk from the inside is something that didn't come about until tons of accidents had already happened. This is the same story for pretty much all safety features found in new vehicles that are now standard... in countries that actually have safety standards! 😉
@MetalTrabant
@MetalTrabant 10 ай бұрын
My '05 Lancer Wagon also doesn't have internal release for the hatchback trunk door, which is quite annoying when I'm camping in it... so it's not just a Russian thing.
@cristo6007
@cristo6007 11 ай бұрын
In 2024 they're still producing the Scooby-Doo van, very impressive 😊
@troelsersking101
@troelsersking101 10 ай бұрын
I like it, It is cute just that build quality obviously sucks
@marklinlionel7163
@marklinlionel7163 11 ай бұрын
Your a great salesman Vanya. I will take one of each.
@selvammaniamawasi697
@selvammaniamawasi697 10 ай бұрын
Buhanka is a great family van. I've seen Buhanka going through muddy ice easy peasy. In Telegram channels I saw Abrams tank unable to climb a snowy slope and British Challenger 2 tank stuck like sitting duck in Ukraine mud. Who you trying to kid, there are plenty of you tubers showing modern Buhanka, 4WD and luxury cars.
@BrentWalker999
@BrentWalker999 2 ай бұрын
No Ivan
@leonaza7.273
@leonaza7.273 10 ай бұрын
I love that UAZ loaf! I wish they would come to North America. I remember when LADA's romed the streets here in the 70's and 80's
@bev8200
@bev8200 11 ай бұрын
I can’t lie I love minimalism and simplicity. I wish we had a car company that made oil and electric vehicles that were this simple.
@patandderry8416
@patandderry8416 10 ай бұрын
I've owned all of these cars. The really great thing he is not telling you is spare parts are incredibly cheap. About 1/4 of the price of pattern parts from Toyota or BMW. I don't replace my brake pads alone, I replace the discs and callipers and the brake pads for slightly more than the price of replacing brake pads on a western made car. You can also replace springs, shock absorbers, struts and keep the car driving like new for a fraction of the cost or doing the same on a BMW, Merc or Toyota.
@Joe-lh8ij
@Joe-lh8ij 10 ай бұрын
that's the way to go, you can live without shiny things and the payments were not stuck in your throat. most important you are not forced to walk anymore.
@shawnwright5332
@shawnwright5332 Ай бұрын
👍🇨🇦
@laszlob1294
@laszlob1294 11 ай бұрын
"If the UAZ goes down. you go down wit it" Gold!
@FunYl
@FunYl 10 ай бұрын
I almost didn't click this video but I'm haply I did, what a pleasant surprise! Love the name of the channel, your sarcastic humor + your english is very good! Definitely subscribed! Best of luck with your channel and cheers from Brazil! 👏😄👍
@Altidude-
@Altidude- 11 ай бұрын
Evelyna`s friend`s smile and eyes worth all the “Bukhankas" in the world! Greetings from EU!
@bcbeasters
@bcbeasters 10 ай бұрын
I thought you were talking about bukakke but you were referencing the loaf! 😁
@BrHck
@BrHck 10 ай бұрын
When I was in the army, I drove a UAZ 469. 2600cc 4x4 and in the winter it started only with a crank. It had outrageous fuel consumption, but overall not a bad car. I also drove a UAZ 452, which was an ambulance. Great times
@TheDeadbone1961
@TheDeadbone1961 11 ай бұрын
That UAZ would be a collector's item here in the States :)
@Apophis1010
@Apophis1010 11 ай бұрын
I'm absolutely stunned these vehicles are in a show room and salespeople are expected to sell them.
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
They're work trucks! Maybe you didn't clue-in? Used by miners, geologists, oil-field techs. They have full-time AWD with a center diff. Maybe you should be commenting on girl's fashions instead?
@TerryLondon
@TerryLondon 10 ай бұрын
@@sagradamoly4234 Toyota Hilux is a work truck. Those here are weekend hobby projects for middle school car modders.
@dmitryk2058
@dmitryk2058 10 ай бұрын
@@sagradamoly4234 it does not matter if they are work trucks .... these are piece of sh**t cars that fall apart and break down i remember a guy back in Almaty during early 90s ( after collapse ) that was practically having a full time job working on his Niva .... I remember another neighbour cursing because the f***ing clutch on Moskvitch would wear out after like 2 years ... ...i remember my grandfather burning down his Jiguli because some faults in the clutch that set the whole car on fire ... These cars would not be even admissible to road safety inspection in any developed country solely based on their technical data ....
@JohnSmith-rw8uh
@JohnSmith-rw8uh 10 ай бұрын
@@dmitryk2058 Yank cars after the 70s were the same
@VenturiLife
@VenturiLife 11 ай бұрын
That minimalist interior. Very desirable. Not cluttered with all the modern accoutrements, just the necessities!
@alandavey3010
@alandavey3010 10 ай бұрын
Thank you from Australia Ivan you are great
@tanyawales5445
@tanyawales5445 11 ай бұрын
The 'Loaf' reminds me of a 1960 - 1970's VW Bus. Only the VW Bus was higher quality with a molded vinyl interior and had no sharp surfaces to get yourself cut on. Ours didn't have air conditioning and it was HOT inside when we took it on our trips from Los Angeles to Iowa. The VW Bus was easier to get into and we had a standard stick shift. The VW Bus dashboard had more dials and a radio. The only thing to start aging on the VS Bus was the paint job. It was painted red and white. The red paint dulled under LA sunshine. The VW Bus had larger lights and chrome accents on the exterior. The doors were heavier and didn't bounce when you tried to close them like the UAZ van.
@Kannot2023
@Kannot2023 11 ай бұрын
Maybe UAZ is a VW van knock off. Lada is based on Fiat
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
@@Kannot2023 Maybe it's not! What are you smoking, Kannot?
@mambicubano7303
@mambicubano7303 11 ай бұрын
As you can see, I am Cuban and I love these cars, and during my 22 years in the army I drove almost all of them, from the zil 157, to this one, and you can't imagine the situations and accidents that happened. in particular with a Zil 131 and a UAZ
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
I guess Cuba should have stayed with American cars?
@DeniseDDS
@DeniseDDS 11 ай бұрын
I have never seen an engine inside a car before! I wonder what award they won for that design? You have over 1,200 likes!!! I saw it grow by 200 while watching the video. That was another first for me. I am so happy for you.
@uranblut
@uranblut 11 ай бұрын
This was used to be normal for panel vans, even outside Russia.
@DeniseDDS
@DeniseDDS 11 ай бұрын
@@uranblut I am in the United States and I don't remember that.
@uranblut
@uranblut 11 ай бұрын
@@DeniseDDS Basically all vans that have a very short "hood" :). Older Ford Econoline, Chevy Express, GMC Savana etc...
@ilversbendrups320
@ilversbendrups320 11 ай бұрын
There are a lot of mid engine supercars, Ferrari 488, Audi r8, corvette just to name the few :)
@cattymajiv
@cattymajiv 11 ай бұрын
@@DeniseDDS I'm in Canada, and I do remember it, but I must be older than you.
@pierrevanderdeure8164
@pierrevanderdeure8164 11 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂. Beware that Putin does not put you in jail for act of treason 😂. Dictators usually have a limited sense of humor 😢
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn 10 ай бұрын
When people say Soviet manufacture was poor quality, wait till they seen post-Soviet Russian manufacturing quality! State of the art!! Even the Chinese would blush.
@allenantrim3676
@allenantrim3676 10 ай бұрын
I want one of the loaf---it would go good with my 1949 Ford f-3
@Medic397
@Medic397 11 ай бұрын
Got to be honest with you Ivan. If that green van or black jeep was available here in the US for $15,000, I would buy one. Kinda nostalgic for sure.
@wrthndr69
@wrthndr69 11 ай бұрын
Here in the ex soviet countries we've had a lot of these, they are cheap for a reason. The build quality is truly terrible, gearboxes and engines fail all the time and it rusts past safe levels in like 4 years. So it's 15k for a car that might not start and rust like a tin can.
@TempoMontages
@TempoMontages 10 ай бұрын
Id buy one too. That van is so useful idc how crap the fit and finish is
@azovandy14.88
@azovandy14.88 11 ай бұрын
No need for airbag real man dies in his car…famous Russian proverb
@wonkymanor
@wonkymanor 11 ай бұрын
Ivan has really raised the comedy factor in the last couple of months
@cuprum166
@cuprum166 10 ай бұрын
What a cool investigation of what is out there made in mother Russia. Didn´t know there was still russian cars. We used to have LADAs in the 80´s and early 90´s. They are no more.
@YannR34
@YannR34 10 ай бұрын
I love your dedication to get into those boxes. 👍😉
@demokratiaperemoje
@demokratiaperemoje 11 ай бұрын
I have a question from Boris, currently stationed in Luhansk: " how many toilets can you fit in the back?".
@sagradamoly4234
@sagradamoly4234 10 ай бұрын
How many toilets does a child-molester need?
@Joe-bm4wx
@Joe-bm4wx 11 ай бұрын
More of evalinas friend please 😮
@ROFLMAO1906
@ROFLMAO1906 11 ай бұрын
The seatbelt as door safety mechanism killed me
@RickR69
@RickR69 11 ай бұрын
Craftsmanshit!
@jngordon
@jngordon 10 ай бұрын
The funniest part is when you held the wire harness connector in your hand and said what is this and then went to turn the switch and the knob came off!😂 Great job!
@dookieday1
@dookieday1 3 ай бұрын
I subscribed just now , you have shown me cars I Ve never heard of before I just love it , strength to you..
@Tbone1492
@Tbone1492 11 ай бұрын
I actually know someone who fixed up a old-school UAV in Montana. He loves it Lol
@kellysteele78
@kellysteele78 11 ай бұрын
I'm literally at a loss for words other than maybe with a few adjustments it might be good for boondocking😊
@carylhalfwassen8555
@carylhalfwassen8555 11 ай бұрын
And while there call an Uber and leave the vehicle behind.
@kclefthanded427
@kclefthanded427 11 ай бұрын
Love crank windows. No computer chips required
@wutruriding1355
@wutruriding1355 10 ай бұрын
I just found my favorite KZbin channel. Keep these coming Ivan, I luv ur comedy!
@DavincisArts
@DavincisArts 11 ай бұрын
I had the biggest laugh of my life! This really state of the art! 😂😂😂
@marcgrenier9431
@marcgrenier9431 11 ай бұрын
This man has a talent for subtle comedy, tinged with irony. Very entertaining.
@hongshi8251
@hongshi8251 11 ай бұрын
When this guy completes his service I will expect that he will really appreciate these vehicles much more. They really aren’t too bad
@outdoorlifemaine6691
@outdoorlifemaine6691 10 ай бұрын
i would rather pay 15000 for that then 90000 for a ford f 150 fact
@mikeogden5256
@mikeogden5256 10 ай бұрын
URAL motorcycle is cool too 😊
@cherylcurrie114
@cherylcurrie114 11 ай бұрын
You are so hilarious! Love watching your videos. Your tongue-in-cheek humor makes my day.
@rights_are_god_given
@rights_are_god_given 10 ай бұрын
This is the funniest show on the Internet 😂.
@joeuscanga7235
@joeuscanga7235 10 ай бұрын
Hahaha...❤ ! The first vehicle reminded me of a 72 VW- Vanagon. It used to be called VW Combi in Latin America. It was built on a modified platform of the VW-Bug. A family member owned one when I was a kid. It had a 1500 4 cylinder boxer engine, air cooled, carbureted, and used a generator instead of an alternator. Two more vehicles were built on similar modified platforms: The VW Safari and the VW Brasilia. The battery was located under the rear seat bench. The floor pans used to rust to the point of dropping all the way down to scrape the road, and shoot sparks. And of course power by hand windows just like this one. When you're a kid everything is fun...🍭 !
@2001TMA1
@2001TMA1 10 ай бұрын
But even the VW bus from 1972 was better made than this “thing”.
@josephcalvo2384
@josephcalvo2384 7 ай бұрын
Ivan you would make a great comedian I could no stop laughing with your scepticism . I am still laughing...lol
@roberthuxley3119
@roberthuxley3119 Ай бұрын
I very much enjoy and appreciate your work, thanks from Merseyside in the UK.
@ernest7969
@ernest7969 10 ай бұрын
Ivan, greeting from Canada. Love your content and sense of humour. Keep it up. Apple prices are about the same as in Canada.
@jothain
@jothain 10 ай бұрын
Holy mutha!?!? I always thought "loaf" model was discontinued in like early 80's?! I drove old one somewhere in around 2000's and that thing still looks almost identical 😂. The "jeep" model has gone through quite many ehh advancements. Engine looks completely different than I remembered. Oh and it had the same exact annoying thing. Sunvisors kept dropping down 😭
@SanctionedIvan
@SanctionedIvan 10 ай бұрын
ahahahahahaha
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