RUSSIAN Nuclear Attack Threat on London

[@alexm6193]

As someone living in London, hearing this for the 8000th time has made it loose its luster.

[@FenrirRobu]

What's unique is that we are starting to realize that the regular Russian causalities are approaching nuclear-strike levels.

[@sirgaz8699]

"As someone living in London" My condolences

[@shanehumberstone5262]

That’s lose and lustre

[@dap149b]

Lustre😜

[@sidequestsally]

lose 🐒

[@johncromwell2529]

And why is Russia still on the UN Security Council An oxymoron

[@justinturman]

Fun fact. The permanent members of the security council were the victors of WWII. The Soviet Union held this position. When the Soviet Union fell Russia just kind of showed up to take its spot with no discussion. Ukraine has just as much claim to being the successor of the Soviet Union as Russia on the UN Security Council.

[@profounddamas]

To make it dysfunctional.

[@wilsontexas]

Why is the usa on it?

[@grahamdrew1069]

Why do we still attend or pay towards the UN

[@evfactsnotliesplease]

@@wilsontexas Come on Ivan, stop crying, nobody thinks you are from Texas aside from you.

[@IusedtohaveausernameIliked]

Russian oligarchs would never allow an attack on Londongrad. That's where all their kids go to school and/or go shopping for luxury trinkets.

[@davidclegg3554]

Plus, do these oligarchs not own much of the best bits of London. Can you imagine the conversation between said oligarchs and Vladimir if he did drop a nuke . " Come out from under ze desk Vladimir, ve need to talk"

[@angiemack5325]

China also owns half of London properties 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@elainekarlsson8384]

I've said this before. The UK will have a clear heads-up if Russia would plan such a strike. London is quite safe, but if the oligarchs start shipping their brats back to Russias far east, then it's time to act.

[@bakkerem1967]

So, watch when they start evacuating their kids.

[@angiemack5325]

@@bakkerem1967 I will look out for this, and I will also look out for China selling all its properties in London first.. billions … and oligarchs selling all their houses here too

[@garyddlewis3067]

The laughter coming out of London can be heard in Moscow.

[@bmorg7244]

In history class I learned about Vlad the Impaler. Future generations will learn about Vlad the Imbecile.

[@richardando7081]

Vlad the Impotent.

[@sairlordmusic]

RasPutin the mad Monkey

[@davefave4351]

Vladolf Putler.

[@zeddy_me]

Vlad the Invader

[@VladoK_404]

Vlad the Impaled.

[@allydea]

Let's do a video on Moscow!

[@lunachu8691]

Need to change the assumptions a bit. In the Moscow simulation you should assume that it was a Russian missile that blew up during the launch.

[@ClannCholmain]

@@lunachu8691 it’s pretty much a mathematical certainty some variation of this will happen.

[@YoonLeeKok]

Not forgetting St Petersburg

[@D47R47]

Our missiles actually work propaganda would be a waste of money the Russian people would never see it because they don't have freedom of information like we have in the West we don't need to make propaganda videos when our systems actually work in the first place

[@jaketzi8816]

@@lunachu8691 As headlines say; "Putin's Much-Feared Satan 2 Nuclear Missile Failed 4 Out of 5 Tests". So, there is 80% chance that they just end up nuking themselves and only 20% chance to end up a tie in a nuke war. And to be clear, 0% chance to win!

[@ChristianHedman]

LOL. Ruskies need to update their scare tactics. This is so old school

[@DoubleDragon539]

Putin thinks he's Al Capone...

[@Xix1326]

Takes me back to my childhood and learning to duck under the desk in case of nuclear attack.

[@VerissimusAurelius]

It must be nice living in your dream bubble 👀

[@brandycat8513]

Dangerous mentality from, an old skool mind

[@KolyaUrtz]

you do realize russia just responded to britain's threats...right?

[@phil4499]

Goodnight and goodbye Moscow. 😮

& St Petersburg.

[@davidr3382]

The response needs to be can you imaging what Moscow would look like after a nuclear retaliation. Do they not think that Nuclear Powers don't have Moscow in the cross hairs should they be stupid to start this. There aren't any nuclear weapons in London but a nuclear capable submarine would surely have its address predesignated. They don't call deterrence Mutually Assured Destruction for nothing. I don't think it would only be the UK involved in this Mutually Assured Destruction. Poo'tin would be signing his and millions of other Russian's death warrants.

[@BrianRimmer-kt5md]

You mean London

[@tlhamp0]

@@BrianRimmer-kt5md no he means Moscow unlike RUSSIA the west have recently check their nuclear missiles so they know they work

[@dubsar]

Not just Moscow: Russian society; any mention of Russian culture (including its language). History will be rewritten to picture Russia as defeated demons, and not even name them.

[@Paladin83-UK]

As a Brit, I can tell you that we are beyond terrified at Russian threats 🥱🥴

[@JoshSealy-qx5mm]

Russian people are cool. Just humans pay the most attention to the government. We are b**ches to Keir Starmer getting little girl's stabbed on the street in Southport, and Putin isn't doing that. Civilians are always victims to war and soldiers are the 🧠☠️ drones in which presidents of the world literally control their every move. Every time they kill, shoot, obey orders... They are serving the policies of their leaders

[@taymot2131]

Russia is developing like North Korea and talking like North Korea.

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@taymot2131 Give us an example please.

[@taymot2131]

@@gnrseanra9070 Hope you read the news: nuclear threats everytime, poorer and poorer population, high interest rates (at the moment: 19%), high inflation, wartime economy (no future), etc., etc. For more info read and think.

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@taymot2131 I don't read the Western Media it's a rule. I'm aware of Economic problems inflation, don't forget that is too much money. Be specific Nuclear threats? Don't forget Zelensky was about to sign Peace Deal until Biden poodle Boris Johnson turned up in Turkiye. 50 Million people v 140 Million people most stupid War ever. Cuba was a Sovereign State, 🤔 think!

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@taymot2131 Where is my reply that I screenshot?

[@gnrseanra9070]

@@taymot2131 ????

[@cyon1168]

They've proven multiple times that their rockets can't even successfully launch

[@ianlouden7939]

They do explode so they are 50% working

[@dennissilber287]

I’ve wondered about that. It’s not unreasonable to assume that the first strike nuclear capability of Russia is as good as their ability to conquer Ukraine in a week. But who wants to find out. It’s patently obvious that the threat to employ strategic nuclear weapons against a NATO ally by Putin is a pathetic and desperate bluff and only serves to demonstrate both how little he cares about the Russian people and how well they’ve have been cowed into subservience by their great leader. Are they even aware of the threats Putin is making at their peril? And if they did would they even do or say anything?

[@KolyaUrtz]

No, out tests proved the opposite. 19/20 times they are flawless

[@321ooo123]

@@KolyaUrtz flawless failures, that's true! 😁

[@ThisTall]

The US greatest ever tank was so incompetent the Ukrainians had to pull 35 of them off the battle field without even breaking down. After Russia vaporized the other 30+. They are simply that pathetic.

[@4ager505]

So...lemme get this straight...Orcs now think London is located at the mouth of one of their ICBM silos? That is the only way possible for them to strike London, as their missiles cannot successfully launch above ground level.

[@geoff9759]

lol

[@KolyaUrtz]

Our missiles successfully launch...so what are you talking about?

[@Indrid__Cold]

​@KolyaUrtz Your last four Smarmat tests failed. FAILED! Just like your leader Vladdy Poontang.

[@paulshirtliff5972]

Im from canada and remember a britt missal pop out n fly all over into nothing. It looks like LIVE footage of deadly missals rather than your storm junk. funny look at engaland the world is laughing at you

[@AC-kd7ms]

@@KolyaUrtz ah good troll, hope you are paid in dollar and not in rubble because it's trash rn

[@brucemibus9523]

A winning country has no need to frighten the other players. Russia must be feeling vulnerable!

[@auzzieredneck1850]

Just Putin … he is the only one shitting his pants as his position is becoming invalid.

[@VDDDRex]

they never made it past the primery school yard

[@KolyaUrtz]

Did you miss the part where it was just a response to britain's threats?...or you didnt even get informed about it?

[@DoubleDragon539]

@@KolyaUrtz Simping for Russia will not make you popular.

[@VDDDRex]

@@KolyaUrtz russia has been talking about nuking the west for a while now so whatever

[@peterechnaton52]

The Russians should hope, that the NATO will not take this threats seriously and considers a first strike.

[@andriesscheper2022]

It would result in glassification of Moscow and Saint Petersburg, and turn Siberia into the recreational area of Russia. 😮

[@Ploobstill]

That rocket exploding in its silo sure looked problematic there Wussia.

[@KolyaUrtz]

1 out of 20 that have been tested btw

[@196Stefan2]

@@KolyaUrtz so what?

[@phillipdavidhaskett7513]

@@KolyaUrtz Says you. If there were 19 previous tests that went fine, what was the purpose of #20? None.

[@lentinant]

@@KolyaUrtz is your source that you've made if the fuck up? Also, not a 100% succession rate still means there is significant chance that your own rocket will level part of your own country with the ground.

[@MrKakibuy]

Nuclear threats are worthless if your intercontinental missiles explode in your own territory.

[@DoubleDragon539]

Don't miss the houses of Parliament Vlad, you utter little joke.

[@paulpaul3831]

How unlike Russia to threaten a civilian area. I a surprised that the target area was Westminster and not a kindergarten.

[@1701enter]

Does Mr P realize that London has a strict low emissions zone? And that fines can be imposed ? For heaven sakes! has anyone seen him take his daily chill pill!

[@kilianrussell9509]

OH noooooooo, im shaking in my boots... Russia is beyond pathetic. The three lions at the end 😆😆😆

[@KolyaUrtz]

So you wish to attack us even tho you will die? you have a death wish or something?

[@chrisdelaplante5515]

They have 6 000 nuclear warheads and Putin is crazy, you can shake in your boots yes.

[@martinogold]

Me too, it's so scary 😬🙄😝

[@thia41012]

I walked out of the room as I was reading comments and was so confused about the lions until I walked back in. I was literally trying to think of lessons or fables about three lions that could relate and feeling a bit stupid I couldn't think of anything. 😂

[@brassroots2024]

04:40 "The problem with a nuclear exposion in London . . ." is that it would be followed by some even bigger nuclear exposions in Russia.

[@KolyaUrtz]

Russian nukes are way more powerful than britain's nukes...and britain cant even launch theirs due to how bad their missiles are

[@chrisdelaplante5515]

Yep but Russia is a big country, Britain is small.

[@alexjaybrady]

​@@KolyaUrtz a Russian Sarmat nuclear missile exploded on the test pad the othet day lol

[@KolyaUrtz]

@@alexjaybrady Yes...but 20 have been tested and 19 flawlessly. Now they know what the problem was and are improving everything. Britain tested theirs 3 times and 2 failed while third on missed the target. You point at our mistakes, we point at your overall performance. Big difference.

[@georgemurray2901]

@@KolyaUrtzmmmm missile test in the past week 😂

[@hornantuutti5157]

They have failed test launch 4 times in a row.. I would be really silent if i were russian.

[@saadeldeenbahloul4185]

Barking is all Russia has left.

[@lonelyavatar]

😂

[@KolyaUrtz]

...why are you lying? Out of 20 last tests 18 were flawless

[@321ooo123]

@@KolyaUrtz how do we know you're Russian? Your mouth moves = lies come out of it.

[@PiersDeMann]

@@KolyaUrtzsaid the Kremlin… So it must be true

[@DragonsinGenesisPodcast]

He’s made these threats about every single weapons system that’s been given to Ukraine.

[@MaKi-e3h]

Oh London isn't designed to take on Nuclear Weapon attack. What a shocker. I wonder how Moscow is going to handle it any better. They should probably make a video about their readiness too.

[@nickwinn7812]

Heard their nuke proof ammo dumps aren't in fact cigarette proof LOL!

[@daveslater]

Where is the simulation of that which would happen to all of Russia if they tried? Someone tell them to shut the fudge up on suicidal threats.

[@DoubleDragon539]

They are so tragic. As if the UK didn't have Trident nuclear subs.

[@drtoxiccookie]

China already told russia and china controls russia

[@nickcoppard5335]

​@@DoubleDragon539as they never worked it's fortunate France and USA have some

[@WoggleEnthusiast]

I was disappointed not to see the video. One was circulating a month or so back showing a deathtol and impact if Russia did use nukes and NATO retaliated.

[@adelbertantonio2937]

There test of satan recently misfired. Russia s threat is just a joke!😬

[@Real_MisterSir]

Russian propaganda: "Don't poke the sleeping bear" Everyone else: "Lmao we can see the bear isn't sleeping, it's dead"

[@war-painter]

Dead drunk. Wake me when all of Southern Russia has declared their allegiance to Greater Ukraine and everything East of the Urals has split for independence or the loving arms of Chairman Xi. Except for Siberia, who is a “Free Spirit” and is marrying The Arctic in the divorce.

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@YargGlug haha funny russian bot

[@daheikkinen]

Bears in Russia are actually quite friendly and can be kept as pets.

[@Ragnar452]

​@@YargGlugDead bears are no threat. And definitely not in the hunting season.

[@robm.4512]

That the bear shows any sign of movement and body heat is purely due to the maggots crawling around in the carcass and the bacterial activity involved in its decomposition. The greatest danger that it now presents to the wider world is the abysmal stench of corruption.

[@ianlouden7939]

This is reminiscent of my childhood being threatened by The soviet union, nothing has changed in Russia has it!

[@zaphod22]

hiding under your desk at school during air raid drills....yeah I remember that.

[@defendandprotect-om5hv]

​@@zaphod22 Yes, me too.

[@DoubleDragon539]

Threats from irretrievably weakened failed states will not sway us.

[@timradde4328]

Well, Russia has been shown to have a very deficient military. So that's a huge change.

[@timradde4328]

Been there, had the air raid drills under the desk.

[@blafonovision4342]

Russia uses Chinese, Iranian, and North Korean weapons in Ukraine. The Russians have no cause to complain.

[@louisriverin2295]

Russians seem to forget that we too have nukes and that unlike theirs, ours should work!

[@lucaschiavoni]

funny. Do you want to compete to see who has the biggest one? At your age?

[@robm.4512]

@@lucaschiavoniDo you remember the point of the strategy of Mutually Assured Destruction? I have little doubt that everyone else does, including Mr Putin and his cronies. I particularly appreciate the areas of London that are highlighted in the video, random and therefore pointless to single out. You’re very welcome to fall for the propaganda that Putz firehoses out on the world, but your repeated attempts to underpin and amplify it are not appreciated. Begone.

[@robm.4512]

@@lucaschiavoniMy my, aren’t you an unsubtle little amplifier for the non-sequiturs promoted by the robber baron of Muscovia? Do have a lovely day. 😉

[@hgv1883]

​@@lucaschiavonitell putin 🤡

[@lewisbrand]

Less than a week ago Russia test fired a Sarmat missile. It blew up in it's silo, destroying the entire base. Enough said.

[@Birch37]

Someone should tell him? 😅😂

[@SaltyAlaskan79]

Really? So they're not a threat huh? Your logic may get you dead

[@pvl4600]

@@SaltyAlaskan79 nope, they're not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SaltyAlaskan79]

@@pvl4600 what do you think about Donald Trump?

[@shawnfromstatefarm8822]

@@SaltyAlaskan79What’s Conald Dump have to do with this?

[@GordonHouston-Smith]

Think of all those russian oligarchs loosing their properties.

[@KolyaUrtz]

Why should we russians care?

[@mysterioanonymous3206]

Yaaa, and their children who all live in London and Paris 😂

[@321ooo123]

@@KolyaUrtz well, for one: no one is going to be paying you your 15 rubles per comment, tovarishch!

[@mysterioanonymous3206]

​​@@KolyaUrtzbecause the answer will come quickly meaning say goodbye to both St. Petersburg and Moscow. Man... You guys obv aren't the sharpest tools in the shed 😂 Wt f so you think Russia has on the west? We're the most advanced civilisation the world has ever seen. Meanwhile Russia barely has indoor toilets outside the main cities 😂 Are you going to drive a Lada when western Europe is gone yeah? Maybe lay off the vodka bottle ivan... You probably have a stupid Mercedes poster on your wall right now. The best you could have hoped for in your life is perhaps, one day, buying a used old BMW or mercedes from Germany but guess what... You'll only get a Lada now 😅

[@MetalBeastShred]

I was gonna say: "Why would the Russians nuke their own property? London is where their kids live and where they launder all their dirty money."

[@youuuuuuuuuuutube]

Same simulation happening in Moscow would cause many more deaths.

[@ThisTall]

Why? Because you want it to LOL

[@FlyingSofa28]

because our missiles would actually launch instead of exploding in our own country 😂

[@robertpetrutescu5336]

@@ThisTallbecause Moscow has more people

[@TomTomicMic]

......and St. Petersburg!?!

[@CamosAmos]

​@@FlyingSofa28JOKE

[@SimonAmazingClarke]

My response to that video. Ten minutes before the explosion, Moscow would have been vaporised. NATOs Nuclear capability will already be on alert.

[@flagmichael]

More to the point, there are no projections of the result of a nuclear exchange that include survival of any country involved.

[@PoeLemic]

Exactly. The Russians are idiots if they think that they won't be living on top of glass within less than 10 minutes after hitting London. @Simon, you are so right.

[@Quantummechanics-p4o]

NATO will not save Europe. Anyway this is just assumptions , Yes Russia can easily sink the U.K. forever before the NATO reacts

[@creativeandaliveat65]

These kinds of simulations are just sick. They are enough of a reason to support Ukraine in any way we can in their victory plan. As a Finn, I am so tired of being threatened, even if it is only hot air.

[@michaelgenias8491]

And he thinks we would not retaliate ? What a freakin muppet

[@KolyaUrtz]

...This "threat" was literally just a response to britain's nuclear threats... Yes, you will respond but for what?

[@StrangeTapes]

@@KolyaUrtz Can't you at least make your lies a little more believable?

[@thelmaviaduct]

US&A wouldn't allow retaliation imo

[@anderslagerqvist2642]

​@@thelmaviaductAs the britts would care in such a case....

[@196Stefan2]

@@KolyaUrtz I'd like to order a Pizza Quattro Stagioni and a Beer, Ivan!

[@phookadude]

England isn't London but Russia is for the most part Moscow.

[@AnotherAmerican91]

London isn't England, but Moscow is Russia.

[@RoCK3rAD]

London is very much England a large part of its economy comes from the capital

[@Fhurin]

​@@RoCK3rADLondon is large part of the economy, but not the only one. Unlike Russia, England's economy isn't centered on the capital city

[@lucaschiavoni]

Russia is a country with 12 time zones. Ehm.

[@robm.4512]

@@lucaschiavoniRussia has twelve time zones loosely connected to resemble a functional nation.

[@johntucker5994]

Maybe Xi needs to have another talk with Putin. Supposedly Xi previously told Putin to stop with the nuclear threats.

[@KolyaUrtz]

Russia never does nuclear threats...thats the problem. If you threaten to attack us russians...and we say "dont do it we will nuke you"...is that a threat or a warning?

Xi says to Putler "Jump", Putler says "How high?"

[@ioanaanaoi8232]

xi seems to grow tired of Putin's bravado

[@johntucker5994]

@@ioanaanaoi8232 I doubt Xi views Putin’s threats as bravado, but rather irresponsible and reflecting weakness. Remember every intelligence service thought Russia would take Kiev in short order. Xi didn’t count on having to support an extended war with real ramifications for China.

[@AssetH8ut2]

Terrifying. Thank you so much for sharing this.

[@BeFree2BeGrotesque]

Last a-bomb test from Russia made their own rocket exploding into their own depot...

[@MsOligat]

None of the Russian nuclear arms has been updated for nearly 50 years and due to Tritium-depletion most of their arms are in reality 'dirty bombs'.

[@hartleyhare251]

Ha! Not at all true. Only 20% (just under) of Russian stockpiles are more than 20 year sold. I seriously wouldn't listen to this channel, it's full of 'wide of the mark' commentary. It's like listening to the BBC.

[@luigigandolfi4788]

100/100 true.

[@KolyaUrtz]

@@luigigandolfi4788 No, they got maintained

[@KolyaUrtz]

so your argument for attacking us will be "ur nukes probably dont work"...lmao

[@321ooo123]

@@KolyaUrtz your whole country doesn't work, we assume it's the same with your nukes. A sensible assumption, too!

[@Kong_WR]

I might be worried if Russia's missiles could actually get off the ground.

[@jean-yvesmead3972]

Or even above ground level.

[@geoffgill5334]

😂😂😂

[@Mrdm0066]

Getting above ground is only part of the problem, who's going to guarantee it will fly in a right direction? As for these propaganda cartoons about nuclear bombs and simulations, they are scare tactics, the voiceover tells us about who sponsored it. How much destruction will be caused if nuke gets launched and accidentally hits Moscow because of misfire? Is there simulation for that?

[@Peter-or7wl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KolyaUrtz]

...most tests are flawless so yes

[@jesse-kz8ru]

so what you're saying is that i might be able to buy a flat one day in London?

[@josephberrie9550]

well it will deffo be flat

[@dirusso3030]

😂😂😂

[@moo7137]

No need for lights in in, it would glow in the dark😱😱😱

[@nickwinn7812]

Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining eh?

[@wsteele5864]

You know how poorly things are going for Russia in Ukraine by how many different ways Russia comes up with to threaten nuclear war. It is like listening to a pre-teen.

[@TheNefastor]

That lion just casually tea-bagged his bro 😂

[@Onwrikbaar]

Kremlin really thinks their impotent air defence would keep Moscow safe from British nuclear retaliation? 😂

[@slightlyconfused876]

NATO retaliation.

[@howiescott5865]

Not just the Brits... but NATO which includes the USA.

[@RRCRDA777-55]

Can't even stop $500 dollars drones.

[@phillipdavidhaskett7513]

BTW: ALL ICBM's are "hypersonic". The warheads come down like a meteor, and no air defense in the world can intercept one.

[@knyghtryder3599]

​@@phillipdavidhaskett7513Yes and Russia has very few , and likely zero that actually work

[@herbtapp3031]

I guess Putin does not know St. Petersburgh and Moscow will suffer the same fate within 10 minutes of a verified nuclear launch. 1 US Submarine could handle that situation not including the response from Great Britian.

[@alainlefebvre9860]

And France. All three have their targets already identified.

[@christopherhines2718]

theres also brittish nuke subs hiding nearby russia

[@YBM2007]

In Moscows revenge fantasies, they are the only nuclear power on earth

[@Birch37]

The UK doesn't have land-based missiles and one serviceable submarine. The last two test launches from a submarine have failed. Has nobody told you? 😅😂😅

[@herbtapp3031]

@@Birch37 You think the UK has only one delivery system for nuclear weapons? Let me guess you also believe in the tooth fairy.

[@conce723]

Looking at the performance of the Russian weapons in Ukraine, I am not too worried about Russia's nuclear capabilities. I would venture to guess that 80% of the USSR era nuclear stockpiles are no longer functional. If they did not the basic upkeep on basic military equipment such as tanks, armored vehicles, helicopters, etc., you know they did not do the required maintenance on their nuclear stockpiles. Russia is a paper tiger. Look at how well their three day special military operation is going and how well their military equipment is performing.

[@bjornstahle4652]

Compared to the USA, Russia expends 1/5th the equivalent amount of resources to maintain its much larger arsenal. The USA has problems maintaining their smaller arsenal and are scrapping much of their older nuclear stockpile, so I'm not surprise Russia's missiles are crap. Imagine since they haven't tested their warheads 1990, many of them don't even work.

[@KolyaUrtz]

ur old, brainwashed and ignorant...you know nothing about our weapons and this war proves it. Your statement completely contradicts reality

[@KolyaUrtz]

...you contradicted yourself. The fact that russia clearly did maintain its soviet equipment completely debunks your comment

[@JefferyTheriault]

​@@KolyaUrtzA very large percentage of that vehicle and weapon inventory has had to undergo some degree of refurbishment. There has also been a lot of cannabilization to get tanks, APCs, artillery units ready for combat. Overhead imagery shows depots with a lot of vehicles in an unusable state.

[@KolyaUrtz]

@@JefferyTheriault A lot of our vehichles are stored underground or in warehouses where they are kept well. What you see on satellites are just what we couldnt store in our underground storages and its mostly really old variants like t60s. Its a tip of the iceberg.

[@NikolaTomic]

I believe I couldn't find better video before going to sleep. Thank you :)

[@drunkenplasmid5982]

The video is missing the last sentence "And 3 minutes later, Moscow and St. Petersburg are flat panes of glass."

[@christiano8088]

😂😂😂

[@jeanhiebert3425]

If I were a Russian citizen and saw this, i would be terrified of my own government

[@nickwinn7812]

Being terrified of one's own government has been the norm for over a century in Russia.

[@leodouskyron5671]

I would like you to consider that the US only ever paused the clock that leads to MAD. Yeah…The truly terrifying thing is in the US not only do we not fear that a Nuclear war will happen… many of us have thought it inevitable and know with certainty that we will not be the only one meeting our maker

[@williamproffitt6688]

Free the sausages!

[@gogrape9716]

POOTIN again making threats he can't back up... As usual... Pooty is a dead man walking....

[@williamalexander9485]

England has a 78k army, they aren’t, so this isn’t that kind of fight. Better hope that the US comes to save the day, and Starmer has already been told by the Biden about Storm Shadow strikes inside of Russia. So the British can proceed by themselves

[@richardando7081]

Psychopaths are rarely suicidal.

[@walterbushell6624]

Just a little bit before the rest of us. When the sperm hits the egg, the clock starts ticking, that's when the egg starts using oxygen which while necessary is toxic. C'est la vie.

[@Ianrday7777]

I don’t think we would even notice the difference in London afterwards

[@KolyaUrtz]

lmao true, london is a shithole

[@zulubeatz1]

Moscow could be improved.

[@angiemack5325]

Might be doing us a favour seeing 55per cent of London are not British nationals 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

[@war-painter]

Saudi Arabia owns most of Central London, along with tons of wealthy foreign investors and corporate hacks. Won’t they be annoyed, after they paid billions of Euros for those expensive flats! Woo-hoo. It will hurt the International Offshore Corporate monopoly (which probably controls the russia central bank) the most- so it’ll never happen. Upset the BANKERS? Maybe not.

[@DemonVomit-vu7wq]

It seems like Russia always forgets about other countries nuclear capabilities.

[@maxhirsch7035]

They just want to satisfy their version of the MAGATS - low-info voters who are weak in critical faculties.

[@johnharris2337]

The Uk has over 200 Thermonuclear war heads, sulking somewhere in the deep..

[@selkirk57]

Pure bluster. He knows what will happen to Russia if they go the nuke route.

[@ClannCholmain]

😂 Those sanctions must be working.

[@lonelyavatar]

😂 the crying is going to get a lot louder.

[@ClannCholmain]

@@lonelyavatar ‘until the pips squeak’

[@KolyaUrtz]

why do you think that?

[@lonelyavatar]

@@KolyaUrtz because the idiot leaders are threatening nuclear. The tighter the screws, the more weeping we hear.

[@ClannCholmain]

@@KolyaUrtz the kleptomaniacs in the Kremlin.

[@franks.6134]

Nukes are a deterrent, but really have no practical strategic value. You fire, you lose.

[@vylbird8014]

They are great as a deterrent though, providing you can act crazy enough to make the treat plausible. If Russia didn't have nuclear weapons, NATO would have sent their own forces in to assist Ukraine long ago and the war would be over by now with a decisive victory for Ukraine. But NATO can't do that, because if they did there's a significant chance Putin would actually fire the nuclear weapons.

[@JohnSnow-vf8jo]

I wouldn't say I "enjoyed" it exactly, but thanks for the heads up.

[@Ovajug]

I don't understand this russophobic attitude on the part of the British elites😢

[@kipper2k]

Right back at ya russia!

[@KolyaUrtz]

back at us what??

[@lonelyavatar]

@@KolyaUrtz 🍄

[@kipper2k]

@@KolyaUrtz you no speakee inglish A simple search will tell you what the saying means

[@196Stefan2]

@@KolyaUrtz "Back in the U.S.S.R."

[@RRCRDA777-55]

@@KolyaUrtz nukes dude.

[@marcm.]

A little lesson about Russian propaganda. It is for internal politics and citizenry first and foremost, it is secondarily for anybody else. The target audience is mainly the Russian audience, any effects that they can get from the same propaganda outside of Russia is welcomed, it is the cherry on top. But if you understand that little clause, about the consistency of it being used internally first and foremost, the propaganda starts to make a lot more sense. Gaslighting on the other hand, trolling, misinformation not specifically propaganda, is normally for Western or outside of Russia global south countries consumption

[@antenant9294]

This is an important point, and one that needs to be understood. This video, though, appears to be in English, so not sure it applies here?

[@weejohnnybigmickey]

Exactley

[@OxymoronicTonic]

they are clearly focusing on external targets, or they wouldn't spend so much money on english influencers like Tucker Carlson and having Nigel Farage on Russia Today.

[@asdasdasddgdgdfgdg]

Marc, what you wrote might have been true during the cold war but certainly not today. Todays Russian propaganda is mostly designed to soften up foreign countries so that they are either scared of Russia (and vote accordingly) or would even welcome Russian occupation (these two themes or angles are absolutely constant). This is called "reflexive control" in academic parlance.

[@GroofusDoofus900]

Good point!

[@ashcarrier6606]

Threatening people who have nuclear weapons WITH nuclear weapons is kind of dumb. Not to mention, a guy like Putin, known to be terrified of covid and assassination, isn't likely to have a true "devil may care" cavalier attitude about pushing the button. This is a man terrified of death.

[@zulubeatz1]

This is the read of him I got too.

[@sandradavies7804]

If he's terrified of death, it means he must believe in heaven and hell and knows where he's headed.

[@war-painter]

Glow in the dark putin

[@ashcarrier6606]

@@sandradavies7804 Nah, he's an atheist ex-communist. The Orthodox Church was never more than a means of control to him. He believes that when he dies, the jig is up.

[@1987tijgertje]

“Strange game. Only winning move is not to play” Wargames

[@tomshady3530]

Russia couldnt afford to pay for a british accented AI to threaten UK? Was david attenborough not available? He narrates everything...

[@markc6714]

Putin is really looking desperate now.... He knows he'd be next.....

[@Roy-jj6hk]

If Russia uses a nuke, it means they've conceded defeat.

[@christineelsey3104]

Interesting video... Thanks Joe !! Hope everyone has a great day, in spite of the craziness... ❤😊

[@benjaminthomaspugh958]

don't Russia understand war makes poor, peace brings prosperity 😮

[@puraLusa]

actually war can boost an economy and increase the poor worker salary. its post war that makes the poor plum.

[@DonaldAtherton-l7u]

Uh no they dont

[@Brit_Toolmaker]

​@@puraLusathat's not true, war everyone loses, companies that supply the war effort go under the financial microscope and anything untoward will be dealt with, you wouldn't want to get caught! Post war can be even harder, it normally takes decades to recover. The idea that people make more money during war that during peacetime is complete falicy.

[@Mrdm0066]

They don't really care. From perspective of average Russian, they were always poor and nothing will change. If anything, war brings opportunities to earn more money from government.

[@puraLusa]

@@Brit_Toolmaker in war time, certain working jobs are more available plus are better payed. We are talking about poor, not middle class.

[@brianwillson9567]

London is no longer england. No great loss.

[@vylbird8014]

Do I hear the sound of cheering from Scotland?

[@directorchris2]

Brot They Showed Mohamedthan Mayors Control Room With 8 Blacks .

[@Quantummechanics-p4o]

😂😂😂😂 never was 😂😂😂😂

[@dellseasandoval8187]

I absolutely love all your videos. Keep up the good work.

[@FrantisekPicifuk]

Please, do not amplify Russian propaganda, you are better than this.

[@murphysrevenge9650]

Why its funny as f. The poison Goblin trying to convince the West about his massive balls, using outdated soviet scare tactics

[@DaveK385]

You could substitute Moscow or St. Petersburg for London. Nuclear war is a no win situation.

[@donmadziva1689]

Why does Russia act as if the UK doesn't have nukes of their own? These antics are plain silly.😂😂😂

[@CalgarGTX]

I think they are underestimating what 750 kton would do, nagasaki and hiroshima was 16 & 21 ktons and the damage was already similar to whats told here, the places were so flattened and so disconnected from the outside it took days for the rest of the country to realize the magnitude of what had happened. But the worst part is modern missiles are multiple warheads so it's basically cluster nuclear munitions... yeah some are supposed to be lures but chances are you still get more than one going off in your region. Current French M51 missile is 10 warheads of 110kton each for exemple. Each submarine carry (up to?) 16. Not only your local infrastructure, electric grid, hospitals etc are in ruins, but so are the ones of the neighboring cities that could help. Thats where ultimately the casualties would really start racking up in the following days. Most people can't even comprehend what the situation would be. I'm not saying any of this to mean we need to cave in to russian threats btw. That's what 'mutually assured destruction' doctrine means. If they want to play games, we will all play, and all lose. So the only winning move is not to play. Remains to be seen if 2bit dictators can still understand that in their hubris and delusions of grandeur.

[@Lucy-fq8rj]

Joe Bloggs, you get a thumbs up from me, just for that funny video of the lions at the end. That was brilliant!😂😂

[@OblivionDust2719]

Yaaawn anyway guys how’s autumn in your area? It’s unusually warm where I’m at, Today we had 20c .

[@kilianrussell9509]

LoL 😂😂😂

[@bobthompson-ec4zr]

It's unusualy warm, this is Washington State and we're supposed to have rain.

[@lunachu8691]

Warmer than I thought. I watched this video sweating from the muggy weather. Still, chippy tea tonight 😃

[@DonaldAtherton-l7u]

Raining here otherwise all good

[@myrongator]

Warm for fall season in Illinois where I live.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

That video probably would have been much more alarming if tussia's FOURTH sarmat missile launch hadn't just explodod on its launch pad. Better luck next time Vladdie!

[@zulubeatz1]

I know I think this was timed with a successful launch in mind. Very Russian. They are beyond hope.

[@Anonnymouse53]

Absolutely Horrific!.... I had no idea Edgeware will survive!

[@johngartland6933]

[@socket_error1000]

Of course, that nuke has to work first. I would suggest looking at the amount of money it takes to maintain a modern nuclear arsenal. The USAs most recent budget allotted over $60 billion a year for the next ten years to continue to maintain and keep up to date - their nuclear arsenal and delivery systems. The USA has the same amount of warheads as Russia. Yet Russia's entire military budget has barely outpaced the USAs annual nuclear weapons maintenance budget. With their low budget and history of embezzlement it is unlikely these weapons have seen any upkeep or system maintenance since the fall of the USSR. We have more to worry about these warheads becoming a dirty bomb randomly exploding at some unfortunate point than an actual nuclear explosions over our major cities.

[@MichaelUrocyon]

Oh my god it's the T14 Armata hype guy voicing the new video? Does Russia only have one English voice actor?

[@tshuston44]

Got my elementary school desk just in case. Might need to raise the legs a bit😅

[@davidstanley4877]

We lose London, they lose everything.

[@robertpetrutescu5336]

Not gonna happen, because there are too many Russian billionaires in London

[@OscarSommerbo]

I refer you to Russia's latest RS-28 test... It exploded in its silo...

[@Crcdyeworks]

Great program you enunciated the subject perfectly great job! Christopher and Louisiana USA

[@theartguy6776]

If Russia even tries to go nuclear Putin has been told everyone within twenty miles of him is toast.

[@FreeRojava2025]

We should never had let them off with Salisbury.

[@soccerguy2433]

This is RU is just trying to distract attention.

[@KolyaUrtz]

from what? the absolute obliteration of ukrainian forces in donbas?

[@196Stefan2]

@@KolyaUrtz This joke is on you, poor poor Oleg!

[@Virtualblueart]

The movie classic Wargames shows what would happen if they did this. Like W.o.p.r. said, "What a strange game, the only winning move is not to play."

[@1987tijgertje]

Though that assumes both sides have about the same amount of working nukes. Which is doubtful. Yes the nukes from nato will work fine. Russian nukes? I expect that at least 70% doesn’t work

[@mrc1500]

Your average Russian doesn't realise that the UK is capable of a reciprocal response. Ta ta, Moscow. The video must be aimed at the home crowd, as they're the only ones likely to believe it was a credible threat,

[@stevendaniel8126]

Even Pooting isn't that stupid.....I think.😮

[@LibertyPrimeOnline]

he is not or he would have done it already.

[@williamalexander9485]

Starmer has a 78k army, and is speaking so brazenly, that’s stupid. He doesn’t understand checkers, the US isn’t going to sacrifice New York for London🤮

[@grahamrobson9292]

Pooten SMART yes I said that Pootin SMART ask GOP Lawmakers MTG Jim real American Jordan

[@Bill-im6nt]

He's more worried about what his own military might do it he gave such an order! And maybe even if they see that film too often. Instead of being remembered as another Peter the Great as he wants, it'll be Nicholas II.

[@KolyaUrtz]

putin isnt stupid enough to nuke you if russians get attacked? what are you saying

[@SuperGrimmy]

The consequences of doing an initial strike is just too big. The least that would happen is economic collapse. I doubt that India or China would find it practical to trade with russia after that.

[@trying3841]

Their guidance system is always off. It would miss. Not only that but their nukes havent been maintained in 30 years. It would be a miracle if they even worked.

[@beatrichey]

Joe, you are a highly intelligent person and deserve an admiration. I am surprised that you are helping spreading this.

[@johnsikos3801]

Nuclear, nuclear, talking nuclear, a thousand times, others also got that fire ball ⚽

[@EZLogikal]

Extra appreciate the smile footage at the end of this one! That's some dark stuff, man.

[@gandalfstormcrow8439]

Pretty sure they've failed Every nuke test launch Since 2022? At least the last 3!🤣🤣🤣

[@AhmedBabiker-sr8fl]

When did they test nukes?

[@Jimmer3035]

Their CGI is utter balls

[@Bill-im6nt]

Oh, I like cartoons!

[@knyghtryder3599]

I was shocked at how good it is, they should focus more on power point presentations and less on invading micro nations and getting stuck in border wars

[@magic4rest]

With the number of cronies from around the world leaving in London, rusia should be careful with such a bs.

[@centerfield6339]

Putin's really pissed at the winter fuel allowance.