Fucking hilarious that all the Entities teamed up to beat up a book collector
@konkeydongblaster5 ай бұрын
That’s what I am saying, they pulled up like they were doing a collaborated gang jumping XD
@D4wn0fAppl355 ай бұрын
They put aside their differences and decided to bully the old guy. Respect
@K.Arashi14 күн бұрын
@@D4wn0fAppl35 how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
@EVind-xz8km3 жыл бұрын
I can't help it, the way Leitner says "I was almost beaten to death by an angry goth" is just the funniest thing to me.
@RustyQuill3 жыл бұрын
We've all been there.
@RustyQuill3 жыл бұрын
I mean... we've all been there... right?
@calamity23832 жыл бұрын
@@RustyQuill I certainly have
@ahorribleterribleperson2 жыл бұрын
@@RustyQuill It was the other way around for me.
@KateCantDraw2 жыл бұрын
@@RustyQuill I've been on both ends
@io_online3 жыл бұрын
Come on lads, just because the dead body is in your shady stalker boss's office it doesn't *necessarily* mean he killed the guy, cut him some slack
@zanaq3 Жыл бұрын
I think it says something about jon that they think he would murder a guy and leave him in his office
@Kassabonn2 жыл бұрын
Me: "who is this odd old man?" Jon: "statement of Jurgen Leitner" Me: "EXCUSE ME?!"
@chips3536 Жыл бұрын
SAME! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!
@jadina_rtw419810 ай бұрын
SAME I AUDIBLY GASPED
@gboyv9 ай бұрын
I think that was the point @@chips3536
@ericpark47079 ай бұрын
MY JAW DROPPED
@liaml.e.59647 ай бұрын
Leitner: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
@alexdillahunt69083 жыл бұрын
Beginning of the episode: Oh no, Jurgen Leitner! Middle of the episode: He's actually not so bad. End of the episode: Oh no, Jurgen Leitner!
@simp8792 жыл бұрын
Oh No Jurgen Leitner
@ayonixanimations Жыл бұрын
OH NO NOW I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
@midnights2631 Жыл бұрын
I'm confused and concerned
@hamburgerdog25 Жыл бұрын
I found him pretty pathetic going through his life story. The guy was an idiot that heralded dangerous things just for keep sake and now half of England is in turmoil because of it, let alone largely other parts of the world already. I mean at least he thought he was making things right but really all he did was run and hide. He didn't track down the books to get them back into the right place or at least a better one, didn't even try to disengage any of them (like how some can be burned), he probably could have spread around manuals just as easily as the books themselves but thats not something that was considered. I'm not saying he deserved to die, getting a beatdown by Gerard was probably enough considering the books weren't actually his making. But he made them his responsibility. And then he abandoned that responsibility and left everyone else to clean it up and die for it. Kind of reminds me of Gravity Falls, yet again. A hubris ridden man, selfish, self absorbed, so caught in his fascination he doesn't even realize that he can't escape it. And when he's gone, everyone else is going in blind and defenseless all because that stupid, selfish man could do nothing but play with extremities that he never should have endeavored in the first place. Damn it, if I don't love this podcast.
@fevre_dream8542 Жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerdog25 I don't like Leitner at all. Pompous, arrogant ass. But the thing I dislike most is that he _actually_ sacrificed his assistants to the books to see what they did.
@TheRealEvilkitten33 жыл бұрын
so i say "can i quit my job now?" and my boss says "NO. in fact, i'm gonna frame you for MURDER" "why are you doing this?" "because we're the magnus institute and ~life is a fucking nightmare~"
@virginiaf41172 жыл бұрын
The Delta institute. You'll never escape. Also high quality reference right there
@TheRealEvilkitten32 жыл бұрын
@@virginiaf4117 honest to g-d i'd rather work for the eye than any airline company. i don't care what's trying to kill me it's better than customer service
@virginiaf41172 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealEvilkitten3 fair enough. It probably drains your immortal essence but at least not your will to live
@TheRealEvilkitten32 жыл бұрын
@@virginiaf4117 better a pawn to a sexy spider lady than a cog in the great machine that is society lol
@ChlorineToast2 жыл бұрын
BO BURNHAM REFERENCE
@sevendeadlysins53032 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Juergen and Gertrude are voiced by John’s parents
@vaxshin Жыл бұрын
What!?
@kuwgel7896 Жыл бұрын
What!?
@sevendeadlysins5303 Жыл бұрын
Alex and Johnny confirmed it
@cassiemoyles4177 Жыл бұрын
THATS ADORABLE WHAT
@zinganeatsr401110 ай бұрын
THIS
@augustusbrown29144 жыл бұрын
“that’ll be Our Gerard” JON, DON’T ADOPT THE GOTH, JON
@TheNitpickChick4 жыл бұрын
YES _DO_ ADOPT THE GOTH, JON! 😁
@unslept_em4 жыл бұрын
"that'll be our gerard" and only several minutes later would he find out that it really **was** Their gerard. the eye
@ЭмельГ-ва3 жыл бұрын
Also im sorry when did he die exactly, cause i think i missed it
@FH-rp6zs3 жыл бұрын
@@ЭмельГ-ва Brain tumor.
@Catglittercrafts3 жыл бұрын
@@ЭмельГ-ва 2014
@aw37074 жыл бұрын
"we dont have time for you to have a breakdown, archivist"
@ashofruins7613 жыл бұрын
There is always time to have a breakdown, librarian
@headofathousandsheepswool3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@omgfiredragon Жыл бұрын
It took Jon 2 and a half minutes to have his breakdown, The lybrerian is dumb
@PedroKing19 Жыл бұрын
@omgfiredragon Well, 2 and a half minutes is a lot of time when you're hiding from the supernatural
@undergnomes624810 ай бұрын
I mean he was right they didn't and now look what happened
@XJiang-un8cd Жыл бұрын
“It would explain Michael’s identity issues” I laughed so hard, glad to see that your sass is still alive and well, Jon
@takeoats2 жыл бұрын
Jurgen Lietner - Statement regarding his life as a material girl in a material world.
@cactusc9519 Жыл бұрын
xD LOL ( nice one )
@launch_queen5 жыл бұрын
elias commits murder on tape
@hermajestythewhat2533 Жыл бұрын
It's his favorite pastime
@swiftfeathers70284 жыл бұрын
MURDERING YOUR ACQUAINTANCES ASMR
@maddyc20254 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD-
@dendakrmelova12014 жыл бұрын
n o
@paulabarnas98594 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@davidnorth66704 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@paulcastle20194 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this comment.
@cutiepie1200484 жыл бұрын
...I don't like the implications of every assistant Gertrude had dying horrible deaths...
@krlosz19964 жыл бұрын
I mean Sasha got fucking eaten by a changeling so that's one down lol
@pianos40954 жыл бұрын
Me fucking neither
@Lightning-ik3so4 жыл бұрын
AND THERE WERE ALSO 3
@Iquey4 жыл бұрын
Ya finds out more later...
@aliyinn31863 жыл бұрын
oh no
@dendakrmelova12014 жыл бұрын
jon at the end of season one: trauma jon at the end of season two: more trauma please stop giving jon more trauma he has plenty of that already
@mimkyodar4 жыл бұрын
Everything will be fine. He'll get a cosy cabin in the country by the time this is all done, i'm sure.
@markyjanu104 жыл бұрын
@@mimkyodar why do you have to do this to me after mag160 xD
@mimkyodar4 жыл бұрын
@@markyjanu10 ;)
@jaderush41414 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'd like to sign the petition of less trauma for Jon, please. I brought 2 028 pens and I intend to use every one of them until they are dryer than the desert of Elias' dead unfeeling heart.
@frogman97533 жыл бұрын
It Only Gets Worse From Here !
@sealbf554 жыл бұрын
day 23 in the chamber they ain't found me yet but when they do they gon surprised
@AckermanYuki4 жыл бұрын
OH MY FUCKING GOF AHAHAHAHAH
@onethiccboi76994 жыл бұрын
LMAOAHABS
@hermazingbartels23774 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this fandom is the jokes that the fans make at the expense of the characters suffering and I LOVE IT
@frogman97533 жыл бұрын
I GOT A HEADACHE LAUGHING AT THIS AJDJWKFBS
@headofathousandsheepswool3 жыл бұрын
Dude the comments are so much funnier than the podcast
@cleliea87704 жыл бұрын
"Three of them, each meeting an unpleasant end." well then
@Companion924 жыл бұрын
I hope this is not foreshadowing
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
@@Companion92 I'm 100% sure it is. xD
@amphitritemists45954 жыл бұрын
@@nanahuatli2144 No no no no no Martin has plot armor
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
@@amphitritemists4595 Hmmm... Even if he does, I strongly believe Jon isn't going to survive beyond the end of the series, so Martin can look forward to that. XD
@amphitritemists45954 жыл бұрын
@@nanahuatli2144 I decided that if they have to die I want everyone to die together. This is the first time I'm listening to the podcast so I haven't reached season 5 yet and I have no clue what happens but if everyone else dies, especially Martin the cinnamon roll, I don't want Jon living with survivor's guilt knowing that all his assistants died because he failed to protect them that would be too painful :(
@louise74874 жыл бұрын
tma scripts: [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] me: asmr
@americantoastman72963 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@KenKen35933 жыл бұрын
[& clapping ass cheeks]
@ateawithfreak86814 жыл бұрын
scp foundation: we keep things. we keep them. it's very, very expensive and dangerous- lonely man with passion: hold my chthonic books
@f_mva4 жыл бұрын
someone please get an MTF in these archives
@draochvar96462 жыл бұрын
Yea, that's the difference isn't it. The SCP Foundation actually is an equal player in the supernatural occurences around them. They have the power to face the supernatural and more often than not they can lock it away. The characters in this? They're WAY out of their depth.
@dull_demon4717 Жыл бұрын
@@draochvar9646 One has the power to lock them away or in the case of a certain lizard, allows them to lock it away. The other notices things they miss and fail to mark as supernatural.
@swiftfeathers70284 жыл бұрын
God I had the most horrible dread that Elias was going to kill him and then he did. Being a silent observer in that moment was awful. Hearing the tone in Elias' voice and KNOWING something horrible was coming, and then hearing him beat the poor man to death. Jesus Christ.
@megalunalexi56014 жыл бұрын
yeah the beating to death... took me by surprise. I thought he had a weapon, at least... Fuck, man.
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
@@megalunalexi5601 I think he had but he still chose to bludgeon him? It was horrible.
@megalunalexi56014 жыл бұрын
@@nanahuatli2144 I think he used the pipe Jon had from before. I just assumed he'd have a gun or something, seems much more his style
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
@@megalunalexi5601 The transcript mentions a click, and Elias threatened to kill Leitner if he reached for a book (which he couldn't do faster enough with the pipe), so I think he had a gun, but instead went for the bashing. It was probably one more thing that'll fuck with poor Jon. :(
@megalunalexi56014 жыл бұрын
@@nanahuatli2144 Ahh, fair. I didn't know about the transcript back when I was listening, I guess I didn't hear the click
@rowansnow65792 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim's reaction to a bloody corpse is "I told you so!"
@itsiz97384 жыл бұрын
Jurgen "My special talent is acquiring material goods" Leitner
@ashofruins7613 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he decided to collect, like, cards or something. He'd have 3 white lotuses from MTG within weeks
@skul89444 жыл бұрын
Elias and Jon have extremely similar voices and I was very confused
@conandenz84134 жыл бұрын
Same i was so confused. Elias' is slightly... Higher? He sounds less strained than Jon.
@JesseColton4 жыл бұрын
And ironically Jurgen Leitner is voiced by Jon's irl dad and Gertrude by his mom
@klltsun_25764 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Zooasaurus4 жыл бұрын
@@conandenz8413 Tell what
@Zooasaurus4 жыл бұрын
@@conandenz8413 Does it have to do with skins?
@Falcon-doing-doodles2 жыл бұрын
The contrast between JL's attitude towards his assistants and Jon's is so interesting. Jon may not like all his assistants, but he went out of his way to protect them from the potential fallout and doesn't want them to get hurt. Leitner sacrifices his assistants to figure out what's in evil books
@Falcon-doing-doodles2 жыл бұрын
Also I think it's funny how much Leitner sucks at explaining things to Jon. Other characters managed to do it far better than he did
@hermajestythewhat2533 Жыл бұрын
I saw a comment on a later episode a while back saying it's like how much humanity/humane actions & thoughts the Archivist maintains. I have to agree tbh
@klbzplb Жыл бұрын
yeah fr. despite everything, jon puts a lot more effort into protecting & making sure his assistants are alive than basically anyone else in a similar position of power.
@melissaharris33898 ай бұрын
Jon is a very _humane_ person. He values other people's lives intrinsically and doesn't put others lives above his own. Most other characters show themselves to be selfish in that they value their own happiness or safety over others (usually Jon's) wellbeing. I think the series has a lot to say about the convenience of compassion.
@Companion924 жыл бұрын
that dripping sound... Poor Jon is getting a breakdown
@bonniecornelius38364 жыл бұрын
"we have no time for you to have a breakdown, archivist."
@proinsiascassidy28884 жыл бұрын
I have the most dreadful feeling about what might happen Tim and Martin, considering all the foreshadowing, and Jon slowly falling into despair. I love every single one of them so much by now, it'd absolutely break my heart if any harm befell them... On the bright side, here's to Gerard being the feral goth we've come to know and love.
@noomre91054 жыл бұрын
If they kill off Martin I'll commit some crimes. (Not listed to avoid lawsuits or jail time)
@LemonRaptor0002 ай бұрын
We love ourselves a feral goth boy
@Inkwellington2 ай бұрын
Spoilers for the series @@noomre9105 what crimes did you commit?
@mothmaam54114 жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking of that guy that really hates Jurgen Leitner on Tumblr
@@cractor6307 This is wonderful, thank you for enlightening me, kind stranger
@ash.g13104 жыл бұрын
@@cractor6307 Holy shit that was amazing
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
@@cractor6307 YES!!! I have had that stuck in my head for days!
@ot7biasedmashups Жыл бұрын
"Of course she did! She had three assistants that met an unpleasant ending" Me: **looks at Tim and Martin in the Michael dimension and not Sasha** Me: Aight we going three for three soon
@paigefuentes10554 жыл бұрын
Omg the fact that Jurgen Leitner is Jonathan's dad in real life 👀
@nzekwueairel12782 жыл бұрын
And Gertrude Robinson is his mother... crazy world
@reachingzenith77722 жыл бұрын
@@nzekwueairel1278 it honestly sounds like Jonny Sims comes from a lineage of terrific voice actors
@EduardoVazquez-hh5tz3 жыл бұрын
“I think I NEED some air, I am GOING to have a cigarette” ... Hmmm that does sound like you were rather compelled to get out of the room huh? Little strings pulling you away so that Elias can swoop in huh? A little Web influencing huh?
@voidjockey822 жыл бұрын
Well, he did use the lighter for it after all...
@dynamicloss14922 жыл бұрын
remember kids, smoking kills
@alabaster_rox2 жыл бұрын
haha oh shit thats a really good point actually
@NerveUnderscore Жыл бұрын
Oh...
@omgfiredragon Жыл бұрын
Oh my God I didn't even consider that- also isn't addiction a main aspect of the web
@dionysusxian4 жыл бұрын
"i was almost beaten to death by an angry goth" is something i never thought i would hear but i appreciate it and will quote that until the day i die, or possibly get beaten to death by an angry goth
@jadynnkotch18334 жыл бұрын
"I'm afraid she's gone." WOAHHHH BROTHER HOLD ON NOW. I NEED YOU TO TAKE THOSE BAD VIBES AwAy fRoM hErE--
@dracorei51434 жыл бұрын
I almost cried. This is not how I thought season two would end.
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
The end of the first season was scary but ultimately there were a lot of badass shenanigans and adventure and shit. This is... just depressing.
@cawareyoudoin73795 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is about the hearing medium, but... It's much, much more impactful to listen to someone being killed than watching it, or reading about it. Movies show more, but they rarely give the illusion of being real. I am in actual. emotional. distress. after the last two or something episodes. I need a fucking moment.
@Fab4Sunrises5 жыл бұрын
i guess it's kinda like the shower scene in Psycho. What gets you is the sound of knife meeting body. Leaves you to imagine what makes it.
@cawareyoudoin73795 жыл бұрын
@@Fab4Sunrises What I learned watching the modern Doctor Who, contrasted with the old one, is that if you really want to scare your audience (and not have crappy CGI), you have to not show too much. People's imaginations can do better than anything you could- you just have to hint at it. But while you're right, I watched "Psycho", and many other good horror movies, and as I said- nothing has yet filled me with such terror. Of course there were some good scares, but in a movie it's just less impactful, maybe because I'm desensitized to it. Hearing it makes it different.
@cawareyoudoin73794 жыл бұрын
@@calhanlon5568 Thankfully, I don't live in USA, so not every 1 in 133, but 1 in about 1428 people get murdered. So, also thankfully, I have never seen anyone die. But I'm certain you're right about that. A person is alive, and then the next moment, they aren't. Bizzare.
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
@@cawareyoudoin7379 Like in the midnight episode, the only cgi was used to set the scene, the rest of it was just banger acting. And the first appearance of the weeping angels too, Good acting and some simple practical effects.
@cawareyoudoin73794 жыл бұрын
@@tearez13 Practical effects absolutely for the win!
@GoliathPyroson4 жыл бұрын
Oh no they assume John did it!!???!?!
@emmathestonedspider86764 жыл бұрын
Well he was paranoid
@sumitrana24204 жыл бұрын
dont worry the tape still is there.
@maryagrimm84122 жыл бұрын
Jon and Leitner having a civilized conversation while Not!Sasha hunts Tim and Martin for sport
@bug-box3 жыл бұрын
Listening through my second time now, hearing the way Martin speaks at the end crushes me even more. "Oh Jon, what have you done?"
@elliotsmelliot2 жыл бұрын
on my third listen through. it does not get better
@hermajestythewhat2533 Жыл бұрын
On my, like 8th relisten. It only gets worse each time. Look forward to it!
@MrKdv424 жыл бұрын
As a Norwegian being educated as a librarian and who is currently working in an archive..! This whole podcast is making my heart, mind and sould feel so fulfilled!
@bandidocavalier3 жыл бұрын
If you can make sure to not go into any institutes right
@cylyte24362 жыл бұрын
Tell us if you come upon fabulous wealth and decide keeping mysterious, occult books is your new passion
@rosemarycat54 жыл бұрын
Lietners are the real reason librarians in Night Vale are so monstrous Also, love that Tmi and Martin ran into Helen Richardson. I hadn't noticed that before.
@wawa20012 жыл бұрын
Wait she's alive?!
@NerveUnderscore Жыл бұрын
Wait what??
@Har1cott7 ай бұрын
@@wawa2001late response, but it’s implied they saw her in the corridors as they were trying to get out, but couldn’t or didn’t help her. In the statement when Michael stabs Jon, Michael didn’t want Helen to leave and when she was leaving after giving her statement on escaping the door hallway, she opened a door that wasn’t there and was put back into it! I love all the little details they put into this podcast
@beetlbrite4 жыл бұрын
This makes me think of the Leitner book with the giant where everyone tries to stop it, but realize as it gets closer, they can’t do anything to stop it.
@b-blythe67634 жыл бұрын
oh fuck
@TheNitpickChick4 жыл бұрын
An apt metaphor! 👀
@unslept_em4 жыл бұрын
we're gonna need a bigger countermeasure
@-S.L.2 жыл бұрын
only 9 minutes in and this comment scares me
@toxoplasmagondi2 жыл бұрын
oh. that sounds like foreshadowing for sure
@apollyoniguess4 жыл бұрын
I never trusted elias but not because I knew something was up, simply because he gave me Gabriel from good omens vibes
@icewave30314 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@jaderush41414 жыл бұрын
I thought we were talking Gabriel from Supernatural at first. He was a great dude, but, same shit: couldn't be trusted. At all.
@TomEllisLovesU4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THEY SOUND SO MUCH ALIKE
@reznikoff973 жыл бұрын
JSHSHSBB YEAH
@CapitanaGabs3 жыл бұрын
Big same
@bugjams2 жыл бұрын
The part about the ant not seeing a whole human, but rather 3 entities, brings to mind when Micheal said, "does an arm own the stomach?" I thought that was a genius tie-in, if intentional. Edit: Nevermind Jon almost immediately makes the connection afterwards.
@grinstrashcan4 жыл бұрын
**chuckles** _- That'll be our Gerard._ Aw, Jon! I don't know why, but I find this moment to be incredible cute :3 P.S. Oh. Oh no. The sounds... I'm- *OH NO.*
@fluffsnake4 жыл бұрын
wait, Gerard was part of the Institute? I didn't catch that part
@grinstrashcan4 жыл бұрын
@@fluffsnake eh, no. Jurgen was telling about a young man with black hair that almost killed him once and Jon recognised Gerard.
@fluffsnake4 жыл бұрын
@@grinstrashcan yes, now I know ^^ the way Jon put it though, sounded almost like Gerry was part of the little Institute family xD heh
@aubarlowe Жыл бұрын
@@fluffsnake SPOILERS i mean... technically, he WAS in a lot of ways. Keay's son of a man who worked in the institute and (basically) adopted by Gertrude.
@imchoosingnottoexist68942 жыл бұрын
The way Jurgen Leitner describes defining The Dread Powers is like how putting your consciousness into a computer is described in MAG 65 Binary
@CytheriaXylia Жыл бұрын
Jon's voice when he comes back and finds Jurgens body breaks my heart. Poor guy has been through so much, hasn't even had time to process Sasha's death or that he's an unwilling part of something bigger than he can even fathom, and then he walks in to find the brutalized body of the one person who seemed to have actual answers to the questions he's been agonizing over this whole time. I hope he'll catch a break next season, but I doubt it 😭
@jeffgoode98654 жыл бұрын
Elias and Jon sound so similar, I thought Jon had come back until they started talking about Jon in the third person.
@hannahcartwright81904 жыл бұрын
I heard 978 books in his personal library and I swooned at the thought of having a personal library that big
@JesseColton4 жыл бұрын
Filled with demonic tomes of otherworldly Eldritch evil?
@hannahcartwright81904 жыл бұрын
@@JesseColton I mean, I think that goes without saying
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
But you can't read any of them.
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
@@nanahuatli2144 No, but they look pretty.
@plxnetastro4 жыл бұрын
Jesse Colton EXACTLY!!! sign me the fuck up !!!!!
@wren59264 жыл бұрын
Has anyone mentioned the tiny, resigned “oh” from Leitner after John called them a fool bc I just about lost it
@KenKen35932 жыл бұрын
More of a “hm.”
@AckermanYuki4 жыл бұрын
the unknowing Not!Sasha: "you'll miss the Unknowing of course,but you wouldn't understand it"
@mimkyodar4 жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@SunnyCapricious4 жыл бұрын
" Michael's identity issues" me too man. Me too 😔
@amandanaoexiste4 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you I SCREAMED when Jon said his name
@amandanaoexiste Жыл бұрын
Also I think it's ironic how people consider Martin to be this sweet little thing when he is yelling at Tim like he has rabies love him
@neos84214 жыл бұрын
So, we all feel the foreshadowing, the gruesome ends, for either the assistants, or the archivist, and i do feel awful about it, but, just as they feel awful about their chances of living, and just as them, I CANNOT QUIT , i want to, i hate these kinds of things, i wanna skip ahead, listen to the end already and be done with it, but i cannot, and i guess i'm just stuck here, listening to it until the end, i think i'll call us The Witness, and i think i will not forget
@Companion924 жыл бұрын
When you can't quit, then the archive got you too
@ash.g13104 жыл бұрын
We're fucked, it got to us. _We have been marked_
@Misty_Grey7445 ай бұрын
@@ash.g1310OH FUCK
@winterwolf2114 жыл бұрын
Why would they assume it was Jon when they've seen Not!Sasha.
@alkalimepie4 жыл бұрын
i mean, he didn’t really have a liking for jurgen and on top of that, he’s really paranoid so when they found jurgen’s body in jon’s office,, well u get the idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@najhoant4 жыл бұрын
The body was in Jon’s office and Tim already disliked him. Also, why would something that looked and moved like Not!Sasha kill someone with a metal pipe, of all things?
@jaderush41414 жыл бұрын
@@alkalimepie well, I don't think they would recognize him as Jurgen right away. Brushing the pipe mutilation aside, I don't think they actually know what Leitner looks like. After all, they've only ever dealt with his name and his books. And even if they were familiar with his appearance, it'd probably still take them a minute to accept that Jurgen Leitner of all things was haunting the Archive's tunnels and is now lying dead in their boss' office after 20 years of incredibly successful hiding.
@fmoura984 жыл бұрын
Oh God, that dripping sound.
@tinkerbellqueen69623 жыл бұрын
“Statement of Jurgen Leitner” WHEN I TELL YOU I FUCKING LOST IT
@cactusc9519 Жыл бұрын
SOME SHIT ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, HYPOTHETICALLY, HIS LIBRARY.... ( if you weren't referencing the meme, i apologize )
@joserobertozazueta22273 жыл бұрын
“Almost beaten to death by am angry goth” will be one of the phrases I’ll never forget
@JDPlaysMoth3 ай бұрын
I love the repeated themes of these beings twisting whatever someone is connected to against them. The librarian being hated for the books he collected, the archivist being blamed for what he's investigating. The head of an institute that tries to record and investigate mysteries, adding another mystery and ending the life of someone who could help save people. There's such a a unique and tragic commonality to it all
@marinao44124 жыл бұрын
28:10 I KNOW he says "I've been _quit_ for five years now" because it makes sense and is also in the official transcript but istg ever time I listen I always hear it as "queer"
@whiterosesj4 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely right actually
@caseylocke44743 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! You're right! lol!! That's one of those weird things where if you play it over and over and focus on which word you want to hear, "queer" or "quit", you can perfectly hear either one.
@azulBjort_14063 жыл бұрын
I don't know i hear it as Clear
@inker_monkey8 күн бұрын
I CAN HEAR IT 😭🙏
@TenjoTengeCT4 жыл бұрын
Man, what a finale. I refused to believe Sasha was gone but shit I guess we really won't see her again...
@tonio13774 жыл бұрын
You know what really ends me? It'd knowing bc of the fandom that this is only the beginning of Jon falling into a pit of despair and bad mental health. This episode, listening to everything while not being able to do anything to help them, that was so frustrating
@applesource82612 жыл бұрын
What do you mean this is only the begining. Nevermind Jon's mental health, I can't take much more of listening to actual cold blooded murder happening. How is it gonna get worse.
@tonio13772 жыл бұрын
@@applesource8261my sweet summer child
@starryzu43382 жыл бұрын
I just started listening to the podcast, and this comment scares me like no other 😃 I don't know what rollercoaster I have strapped myself to, but I guess I have no choice but to continue lol
@cawareyoudoin73795 жыл бұрын
Oh. Well. Sasha is for all intents and purposes dead, and given the fate of the previous assistants, and archivists... I don't like foreshadowing. I really, really hate it. It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, and I hate it. And the worst thing, I'll probably listen on. Because even if I know what is going to happen, I have that last nasty, wriggling piece of hope that it won't. And that's almost worse than knowing for sure.
@veronica74263 жыл бұрын
your words remind me of Jon
@cawareyoudoin73793 жыл бұрын
@@veronica7426 Thank you, if that indeed was a compliment. I stopped listening after season 4, and am now only learning what's going on trough spoilers from the fandom. I might finish it after it ends, when everything is decided and done
@williamdavis6713 жыл бұрын
@@cawareyoudoin7379 I'm mid season 5 and its pretty great so far, I'd say its worth listening to even if the ending will probably be depressing.
@cawareyoudoin73793 жыл бұрын
@@williamdavis671 I'll find out what the ending is, and then maybe listen.
@lux.illuminaughty3 жыл бұрын
@@cawareyoudoin7379 I'm not there yet, but in case you didn't know, the last episode has aired. I hope it's all we could wish! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aV7IkJiPe7WdnLc
@halfchiangel884 жыл бұрын
I’m so sad and disturbed now :( I really wanted leitner as an ally John could rely on but of course that would be too easy. And hearing his death was just awful, I was switching between muting and unmuting the audio the whole time, and Tim and Martin thinking John did it was so heartbreaking
@duckwithbread0711 ай бұрын
"Im going to get a cigarette" JON NO SMOKING LITERALLY KILLS
@noyes13829 ай бұрын
“Statement of Jergen Leitner” I SCREAMED SO LOUD MY FAMILY HAD TO ASK IF I WAS OKAY
@sandymcneish78205 жыл бұрын
I think this franchise somehow just got so, so much better...
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
That was awful and I hated it. People being helpless and scared make me feel horrible, especially when they end up suffering or dead, and this fits the bill. I'm going to get a warm drink now. Still great work as usual, RQ. You're hurting me but like, with talent and excellent work.
@ot7biasedmashups Жыл бұрын
Now I know Jon ain't just left through a door when Michael is still wreaking havoc 😃
@stortsy4 жыл бұрын
Hi yes I would just like to let you know that I’m a first time listener and that it’s 12 am and I’m crying thanks
@namaschu94184 жыл бұрын
Same man
@rebelliousone61824 жыл бұрын
Oh shit it really was Elias behind all of it :0
@holycarp1676 Жыл бұрын
It would be really funny if Leitner decided to be a regular ass librarian for the monstrosities. Imagine: a line of not!people, a bone turner, some people from the various cults, Michael just checking books out and Leitner being like: Please return them after you're done with your latest victim :).
@siiriheikkinen207111 ай бұрын
Becomes even funnier if you imagine all of them waiting politely in line, no need to have bad manners
@Misty_Grey7445 ай бұрын
@@siiriheikkinen2071imagine Michael being a little patient boy/horrific doorway creature🥺
@siiriheikkinen20715 ай бұрын
@@Misty_Grey744 they were taught good manners after all!
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
_"You have keener eyes than I gave you credit for; I should have expected that I suppose."_ 👀
@valley28274 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine listening to this before season three came out. I'm just now listening to TMA and damn- that cliffhanger got me, even though I don't have to wait for the next season. Ya'll who are veterans, I applaud you.
@NerveUnderscore Жыл бұрын
The goddamn blood dropping... holy- I was ready to hear a body falling to the floor. But- damn it. Please, Martin you are the only soul that probably will have a little doubt with Jon, keep believing in him. He will need a friend, we all.
@Iquey4 жыл бұрын
10:24 "the most valuable things always need to be hunted." Ahh he had a hint of hunt in him. Just a hint. Hunting for books.
@oftheangels7774 жыл бұрын
“we don’t have time for you to have a breakdown archivist.”
@_mel_99534 жыл бұрын
The super long silence with nothing but dripping after (spoiler) Leitner is killed is the worst/best thing ever. I was not prepared for this. The season one ending was spooky but also fun; there was some humour, some adventure stuff, and everyone made it out somewhat alive. This was so different, but still, I loved them both❤️
@rob4ctwo4 жыл бұрын
leitner's voice when he said "of course" at 18:27... spooky.
@KJ-wm8en4 жыл бұрын
Same!!! I had to do a double check, don't trust that at allll
@RoseMultiverse4 жыл бұрын
nvm he seems like he was a bit of an avatar perhaps or marked or whatever
@caseylocke44743 жыл бұрын
Hi! I just got to Magnus Archives Episode 80 where you were 8 months ago when you noticed that Leitner's voice went evil twice on the words "of course" (18:27) and "'yes" (22:42). PLEASE without any spoilers, can you just tell me if that ended up being important to the plot? Since John didn't react to it and the tape didn't start making weird noises, I thought it might have been an editing mistake by the podcasters...but it seems WAY too obvious and evil and confined to a single word to be a mistake. Could you just tell me a 'yes' or 'no' if it ended up being important to the plot? Thank you!!! :)
@rob4ctwo3 жыл бұрын
@@caseylocke4474 its been a while since i listened to tma but i think no
@achillesjacklyn89443 жыл бұрын
I know! I had to replay it to make sure i wasnt mis hearing
@ClassicNovel4 жыл бұрын
When this one ended I was just clutching my chest going "ohhhhhh NOOOOO..." Ouch ouch ouch!
@egg32554 жыл бұрын
assistants, maybe you could call them interns..... all dying or disappearing terribly?
@jonathanarmes60204 жыл бұрын
And now, the weather.
@icewave30314 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s what I thought too
@fruitygarlic36013 жыл бұрын
To the family of Sasha James...
@lisawilson10104 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I trusted Elias, or at least I never expected him to do anything like that. This season has been absolutely bone chilling. Well done on everything, especially the dripping, it was horrifying
@saurabhsharma69393 жыл бұрын
Only he keeps contact with the Lukas family and has been in the archives from ~30 years so I did have my doubts with him when he said "what SuPeRnatURal? What prentiss ? " Like he didnt encounter anything of this sort ever
@undergnomes624810 ай бұрын
Imagine working at this guy's library and one day you all just get jumped by all the entities at once!
@inkdragon34554 жыл бұрын
Gore sounds warning Crunching: 27:18-27:36 Dripping: 27:36-28:32
@americantoastman72963 жыл бұрын
Thats why I looooove Nestle ~Crunch~
@caseylocke44743 жыл бұрын
Hi! 7 months ago, you posted the time indexes for a "Gore sounds warning" on Episode 80 of Magnus archives which was liked many times. May I ask a silly question? What were your thoughts behind letting people know about that? In other words, are those sound effects something that bother some people and you were just being kind to inform them? Just curious. Thanks!
@inkdragon34553 жыл бұрын
@@caseylocke4474 This was sort of for me, sort of for others. I have a gore sound trigger, and I will spiral into a panic attack when I hear sounds that are very gorey. I put these times stamps here so 1. If I relisten, I can skip. And 2. If other people need to skip they can. Tma is an awesome series as a whole, and I want other people and myself to be able to enjoy it.
@caseylocke44743 жыл бұрын
@@inkdragon3455 Oh, I see! That's very cool! Thanks for explaining and sharing with others. Much appreciated. :)
@alpha_wolf22011 ай бұрын
i really like how leitner is actually particularly interested in books, not just their magical powers but the actual history behind them, like how he noted the history of the 7 lamps of architecture, and scoffed and calling a disappearance a book
@thistlepierce Жыл бұрын
leitner: "please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar 🤓🤓🤓"
@gulo24764 жыл бұрын
Leitner didn't deserve this ):
@Laure-gv7go4 жыл бұрын
Well, he's certainly not the most innocent person to die on this show
@elspeth62444 жыл бұрын
He kinda brought it upon himself, especially in his monumental hubris
@caladaley52484 жыл бұрын
Yes he did
@ragefury18174 жыл бұрын
He did kill all the assistants
@Speckaboo4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t deserve to die. I mean sure he got a lot of people killed and probably had it coming for a while now but he didn’t deserve to die like this
@klaushargreevesstanaccount88354 жыл бұрын
I feel both like i understand way more of what's going on and also like i have never been more confused. can't tell if jon's gonna get demigod powers or a trip to the psych ward with a 5150
@jellywiish13404 жыл бұрын
I love that with every mystery unraveled, like Leitner and Elias (the TWIST!) other appears - like wait what, what do you mean that the archive have a master?? And apparently ONE OF THOSE ANCIENT MONSTER BEINGS?! Why did you not ask more about that Jon?? I know Gertrude’s murder is super important and all, but maybe, just maybe it would be good for you to know if you work for a literal monster?!! (˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
@allenl59604 жыл бұрын
Things I recognized in Leitner's retelling of the attack on his library: Mary Johnson: A 'cavernous maw' opening below her. Presumably whatever Jared Hopworth was throwing body bits into in ep49. Has connections with the book 'the bonetuner's tale'(ep17) Gregory Todd: Ran into a door that wasn't there. Most likely Michael. Ep 47 is where he kidnaps someone with the 'door that didn't exist', but comes out in multiple other episodes as well. Unnamed staff: Sucked into a giant pile of meat. Possibly the same pile of meat from ep 18. Rooms that 'fell into darkness': Possibly the 'people's church of the divine host', as the reoccurring theme with them are rooms filled with unnatural dark. Edit: 'some even liked the flames. And those that did, I now believe, would have been released to take a different form'. So... the possibility that Agnes was one of the books in Leitner's library that took human form?
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
ooo *takes notes*
@saurabhsharma69393 жыл бұрын
Agnes didnt like flame actually and she died ?? Wasnt she part of lightless flame cult ? A one more thing to add to note A staff being taken from a great hand out of roof, reminds me of "Free fall" where the guy got eaten by sky itself
@Misty_Grey7445 ай бұрын
@@saurabhsharma6939or the hand could be the “anglerfish” in episode one cuz it was described as a massive hand
@late_prince89454 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy, so devastated, so terrify, I feel right now so many things. I love this podcast so so much
@LyneSoco Жыл бұрын
27:17 [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]
@patrickbailey27995 жыл бұрын
Oh man, was it Lightener who was living down here the entire time?!
@clovercard224 жыл бұрын
God that half a minute with only the sound of drip drop drip drop
@kirbee59663 жыл бұрын
i guess you could say elias is the man behind.. the slaughter 🤸♂️
@conibal50454 жыл бұрын
the scene with the attack on the library reminds me so much of The Scene in cabin in the woods when the monsters get released
@nanahuatli21444 жыл бұрын
Also I thought the end of the season would be about spiders. Way to keep me on my toes.
@KemonoPriestessHazuki4 жыл бұрын
This season finale is much stronger than S1. Omg... That woman in the unending corridors, Martin and Tim met her. Again, the introduction of Jurgen Leitner in one episode, and then killing him off... Omg... I'm quite sure that Jurgen Leitner is speaking to Gertrude's "ghost", it is somewhat absurd to see a man who's been living alone in the tunnels to have more sanity than Jon. Or the people featured in the statements who suffered mentally, due to isolation... He's like more displeased by the hindering actions taken by Elias than fearing for the possibility that Elias has come there to kill him. ... Also... The mystical books... it reminded me of the cards from the anime called Card Captor Sakura. Where cards has em unique quirks and stuff... [taken from tv tropes] One day, an ordinary elementary school girl named Sakura Kinomoto wanders into her father's basement and accidentally opens a mystical tome containing a deck of tarot-like cards. The magical cards are scattered throughout town, each one possessing its own unique power and posing the risk of causing some serious mischief if left unchecked. Kerberos, the guardian spirit of the book, immediately drafts Sakura into becoming a "Cardcaptor" by giving her a magical wand capable of sealing and controlling the power of the cards. Now, with the aid of her best friend Tomoyo, Sakura must recover and master all of the missing cards before they can cause some real trouble.
@tearez134 жыл бұрын
This was a delight to read. 😊💕😺💗
@Macey884 жыл бұрын
I never did trust Elias!!
@Chatboy912 жыл бұрын
This is simultaneously one of my favorite and most infuriating episodes. I was so thrilled to hear we were finally going to meet Leitner. And then Elias had to go and ruin it...
@maddyc20254 жыл бұрын
oh my god, that was...brutal.
@ayonixanimations Жыл бұрын
The sickening crunch of what I can only assume was his skull being crushed repeatedly and then his blood dripping onto the floor was... haunting