Annoying Gamers!

[@willrockelite69]

My gaming life 1: Stage 1 2: stage 6

[@oliviareese6481]

My gaming life: Step 1 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 3 End

[@cthulhukillermaniac1772]

My gaming life Step 1:Step 6

[@TheParadox1010]

+Will Rock Elite Gamer 1: 1 2:4

[@mushywatermelon1410]

+The SarcasticKat do't cuts

[@jerrylao73]

same lol😂😂

[@jacketry833]

At the end I expected the "TEEHEE" part to be "Teehee- ...or 'shee.'" *gender equality*

[@CrookedCasper]

Jacketry gender equaliTEEHEE

[@GhjklasGaing]

TeeShe lmao

[@elijahrivera2194]

Jacketry lol you mean shehe

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim6599]

*333 likes* *_takes off shades_* Mother of God.

[@aadviksagreiya4230]

he said "so thank you GUYS so much for watching" no gender eqaulity

[@theredmysterybox3571]

higa called out simps 4 years before the meme

[@shoto1338]

Yea he is a living time machine or probably made soo many theories that few of them inevitably came true Wait he is a living time machine, that makes more sense

[@notpinhead3514]

You people clearly have never played an online game lmao

[@UnSleepLMAO]

Remarkable....

[@aranyak1881]

People couldn't be simps before the word was invented?

[@kennethlu5435]

Calvin and Hobbes called out simps back in 1991

[@lucakoddsy3000]

Your videos are addictive even when you posted them nearly 7 years ago lol

[@verycoolnotfunny5335]

Yo same

[@lillie3029]

E

[@krishhmurjani]

8*

[@lucakoddsy3000]

@@krishhmurjani I posted that comment a year ago.

[@krishhmurjani]

@@lucakoddsy3000 lol

[@Ibe72891]

i dont rage quit i tactically evacuate the game

[@AlephNull420]

THIS!

[@someweeb3650]

i dont ragequit but when i do i tactically evacuate... screaming

[@DK69.]

Yes, just like i don't camp, I tactically lock down an area :P

[@someweeb3650]

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[@someweeb3650]

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[@lahariv.6838]

I like how the girl at the end doesn't even give a crap that her teammate is dead and was just casually talking to Ryan

[@lahariv.6838]

I mean like seriously xD

[@distortedjukebox8516]

What

[@stevie4581]

They never actually said that that was her teamate

[@lahariv.6838]

Stevie Limon Eh so what?

[@meislouis1381]

but its meant 2 be in a video game so y would she care

[@DavidParody]

The amount of teabagging I've done in my lifetime is unhealthy..

[@DavidParody]

your mom would know

[@abubachim]

just subscribed to your channel!!!

[@andydoan6272]

Same here

[@MimiS6000]

I'm a parodian!!

[@pritc6316]

which one do u hate the most david?

[@mikkunmikkichi3762]

nigahiga's videos aged so well... pretty good rewatching them over the years

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Ikr I miss him tho g

[@tylermackie8722]

He went on a killing spree at the end and imagine how many score streaks he probably got

[@swordviper5242]

Tyler Mackie lol I prob camped for dat nuke

[@robertgusatu3180]

The streak 5. 7 If you count the last 2

[@incraftable769]

Tyler Mac

[@elissamviele]

Dragos Alin why do you know that?

[@davidjeffery2511]

TEAM KILL!!!

[@samsonzhu5298]

I hate whenever someone wins, Thats the only time they say "gg."

[@monsterlordgames1925]

Samson Zhu I used to say gg when I lost, then they would tell me to get good.

[@luisarista2870]

Samson Zhu afk

[@projstax2611]

MonsterLord Games same fortunately I don't care what they say regardless

[@hi91940]

I just say gg whenever, otherwise I feel bad....

[@razelanquartzsaver6419]

i used to say gg everytime but people thought it's sarcasm

[@videogames]

Yeah... Videogames can be a real handful we agree

[@Bedroomrips]

Yep dem multiple uploads a day

[@grumpy8783]

I agree

[@xx_xscorpianx_xx1844]

Oh shit I'm subscribed to you lol

[@cozylano8903]

dam u are the best troll hahahah >3

[@trantridzung]

videogames s

[@salmarix7]

The "bossy guy" is the Best teamate I could Ever ask for. Shot calling is rly important. I... I promise im not a nerd

[@jmdagoon]

I can't tell if this is a joke

[@kainpendlebury7007]

There's a difference between being a shot caller/leader and being bossy though.

[@salmarix7]

Where it goes wrong usually is when the "bossy guy" doesnt rly know what hes talking about/whats Best for everyone to do from everyone's perspective

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

The bossy guy is always a dick Shot callers are nice

[@iceproductions3474]

@@jmdagoon its not. Shot callers/igl’s are important

[@dannyburke1090]

Back then: The desperate guy Nowadays: The hard simpin guy

[@som-ingideos942]

Fun Fact: The word simp was invented in 1947 it meant dull and boring person

[@_-LL-_]

@@som-ingideos942 I just googled it. Simp came from simpleton meaning dumb but it lost its meaning. It just kinda appeared. What’s your source?

[@zachtojo4343]

@@_-LL-_ *the google*

[@zachtojo4343]

@@som-ingideos942 I had my own theory that it came from the Spanish word “simpatico” which is nice in English, as in a nice guy

[@omato2288]

Simp is being misused soooooo much now.

[@jassingh7086]

You forgot -The dude without a mic -The dude that can’t throw grenades -The dude that wont stop knifing you in the beginning of the game Or dudet The mic part is annoying because if I want to communicate in a game like CSGO, I'd have to stop moving, open the chat, type, and send. It just takes too long and someone would come around the corner and kill me

[@702d02]

I don't have a mic but dang dude I didn't know it was annoying

[@finn4531]

If people without mics are annoying about 50% of pc and 90% of console players are annoying

[@jassingh7086]

Finnegan Sutka its annoying when you cant communicate with them properly. Its kind of important for games like csgo

[@citavalo]

Jas Singh I don’t want to hear a 10 year old screaming into the mic, I rather have their asses quiet.

[@linkpink9523]

Gender equality

[@sjskong]

3:01 alright I saw Sean smile...

[@brenyatta]

I’m sure you’d smile too, if you heard Greg laugh like that

[@Louie_S.]

You know what you are? a nOoB CALLER!!

[@bendaniels3944]

Yeah but your mom

[@luisjesusbarajas4397]

@@brenyatta exactly

[@Meruvas]

Noob

[@waldes9140]

Ryan you forgot to add stage 7: transendance Somebody who's achieved stage 7 is the chillest person to ever have existed. They're able to adjust to their team's play style whenever it's needed

[@hobovan.]

That’s what I’m on lol, it either happens when you get so good at the game that it’s just almost back to stage 1, or you’re so bad that you just legitimately don’t care anymore and do things for kicks.

[@m.ibrahimadnan7922]

Or the smurf

[@ivymuncher]

You fucking ascend when you have the right music on too

[@thefatagentkid3907]

For a game I’ve been playing for two years I’m still on stage 1.

[@CowboyWayne]

Thefatagentkid 123 same I have a few games but trove I have never raged and I am at Uber 10

[@ravindrad9999]

Let me guess Rainbow six siege?

[@thefatagentkid3907]

No far cry 5

[@ravindrad9999]

@@thefatagentkid3907 hmm i haven't played that game

[@yazeed_joestar]

Lol I finished farcry 5 in 9 months

[@Joe-qm9cp]

2:23 We did it boys, sexism is no more

[@sarthakjain6979]

All hail holy the holy master cat of the land

[@rhinoman4975]

Or girl

[@sameboyaykan8117]

@Silvia Bacarodon't be that guy or girl

[@a.t7427]

Then y did u say “we did it -boys-“

[@Joe-qm9cp]

@@a.t7427 it a frickin meme you uneducated rock

[@Goabnb94]

You missed the two worst ones: 1) Campers (specifically spawn campers) 2) Those who think they are great and like to brag, even though their team did the work and they did nothing.

[@lucianwong420]

Number 2 is so, so true.

[@efu7547]

Forgot if he said this, but it's especially annoying when the number 2) you mentioned fucking KSs ALL MY FUCKING KILLS AND THEN CALLS ME A USELESS SHIT AND--- okay I'll calm down.

[@CarloLeonKolega]

I don't mind campers. But I agree with the second point.

[@TrashyxD]

Type 2) people be like "soooo easy"

[@crivix6515]

The people that say they don't mind the #1 probably do it lmao

[@aciipen]

Gonna be honest I used to be a unfortunately a “excuses guy” and it’s sad

[@yeon_ster]

Ay at least you can say you used to be

[@scoobsshrooms109]

P op some of them were good excuses like the drunk, bad team, and lag. Not excusable every time but sometimes

[@squidwardtentacles7055]

@@scoobsshrooms109 I mean, if your squad knows you got shit wifi they should accept the lag excuse all the time.

[@yeb3050]

Still am and i feel no shame cause i on average have 10 frames and 600 ping

[@ironkight3648]

Same

[@bruhhmoment692]

"I won't be hesitate to drop kick a woman bcuz I support gender equality" -some dude (20xx)

[@VyriC]

Kazuma?

[@joesmo2042]

@@VyriC Yup

[@ega1758]

That just sounds like equal rights equal fights with extra steps

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Kazuma is a true fighter for gender equality.

[@rafaelagustin375]

No one like this it's at 69

[@pulsediarch1866]

4:36 he created the tik tok hype

[@bazel1494]

Shit

[@albert_caaato9391]

Li

[@schenzur]

He forgot the stage 7 "I'm bored of this game" and u delete that game and start the stages again with other one.

[@stephenchin2178]

Stage 8. A few months later u install the game again and repeat the steps.

[@breadanimations4976]

I start a new game but I still keep the other game for library

[@whitescrew7476]

True dat

[@malcolmsim4081]

Hi

[@angeloawesomeness8641]

Wwwww what suit

[@mynameisjeff8301]

3:01 sean actually found that funny. he smiled at the end.

[@iamveryweird1777]

No he found the way Greg laughed funny

[@ManDillaKilla]

You know how people think gaming is a waste of time, but is it really wasting time if you enjoy it??

[@ManDillaKilla]

***** same

[@SuperMarioGuy12345]

ManDillaKilla Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Sir, you I must hear more from you. The rest of the world requires your speech!

[@MrJypsye]

wow thats exactly what i said a couple days ago, and also, people dont really spare time to think about how gaming is essentially the same thing as watching tv or being on the computer but instead your controlling what you watch.

[@ManDillaKilla]

Marion TheEightBitPlayer Fabian Don't get too excited im not Gandhi

[@ManDillaKilla]

***** People think that TV and being on the computer is a waste of time as well, and going out with friend is something productive. I could say to those people your wasting your time cuz what do you gain from being with friends. But when I think about it just sitting there and controlling whats happening on a screen I wasting my time, but it's fun for me so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time. IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!

[@fineeeabs]

The desperate guys are now known as “SIMPS”

[@Tooda]

came here for this

[@johnnyparks1136]

Same lmao

[@shu225]

Same lol

[@Ramo_1221]

MVP SIIIIIIIIIMP

[@onlyarandomguy]

thanks to pewdie hahaha

[@fordgalaxiefanclub7733]

5:46 2014: the desperate guy 2020: *SIMP*

[@Im_Z_4747]

@N Lol, why

[@rockmountaingames346]

@2SR But they are men of culture

[@BruceWayne-go2iv]

These guys are so annoyin tbh. wont focus on the game and focuses on gettin her number

[@thatsroughbuddy1407]

The name got over-SIMP-lified.... hah... get it?

[@etheldespuig1321]

so true

[@beepboop7748]

I think my brother is almost every type of gamer you just described.

[@ckchang-wg2lw]

Before: go through stages within a week. Quarantine: go through stages within a day.

[@adityaanuragi6916]

Haha so true lmao

[@LolLavness]

No for me it it is 30 mins

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

lol true

[@aminity548]

*only a day*

[@Karito76249]

@yaboi dudeyboi *I DID IT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS*

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

5:25 Ninja fits this category so nicely, that it was made for him.

[@johnxina427]

Udonna Uchegbu im ur sixty ninth liker

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

@@johnxina427 excellent

[@willyoung7344]

Udonna Uchegbu I’m his 70th like

[@frallbobroggins4005]

*stream... sniping*

[@sajishags105]

160th like

[@bapples1233]

"Your mom is the best" that killed me

[@nafikhan9500]

Vietnamese RiceFarmer ‘ E

[@Swayto-]

Nah nah, Your’e*

[@nafikhan9500]

SwayDragon - true true

[@raii4915]

Nah you’re

[@connerglover4593]

And your mom

[@joobin814]

2:58 we see Sean smiling when he's supposed to be frustrated

[@familyfriendlyneighborhood83]

Noob caller

[@forgottenanomaly2836]

That laugh was pretty funny though

[@randomjenn5004]

3:01 who else saw sean smile? XD

[@kevindong9999]

I did

[@randomjenn5004]

Kevin Dong lol

[@billiexd5571]

Meeeeeeeee

[@yellowtod4745]

I did

[@beautyboca4043]

+Fatema A agreed 100% 💫♡ 💫

[@o9rag]

It's funny how he knows he has to be careful to people misinterpreting him for being sexist but he just jokes his way around it

[@notpinhead3514]

its honestly not even funny lmao people so are so freakin sensitive

[@chadgugu6535]

Mind you this was way before cancel culture came around. If he posted this today, so many people would've tried to cancel him on Twitter

[@clover2110]

@play gray And twitter ppl aren't even relevant so there's nothing to be scared of lol say whatever u wanna say. Fuck cancel culture

[@Teomaniac]

@@chadgugu6535 he’d get doxxed

[@baller1831]

@@clover2110 cancel cancel culture?

[@arielperez6503]

And those little 9 year olds who say "my friend is gonna hack ur account" Man I always get a good laugh from them xD

[@jathanvu]

haha i can relate

[@MangoAnimates]

I'm nine.

[@NFincNetherbow]

I have a nine year-old friend who actually knows how to hack, mod, ect. Though I do find it funny when he threatens someone.

[@tedilineup4812]

Haha... Agreed

[@Shadow19remix]

NetherBow Mhmkay.

[@intz3176]

When he yelled “THE BEST OF US😡” my fucking ice tea went out my nose and that never happened before😭lmaooo i hate my self

[@goldfished]

3 Things Happened Today: 1. My friend said she hated Ryan Higa. 2. The same friend got hit by a bus. 3. I lost my bus license.

[@chautunguyen5351]

EzzyIsSuper 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌👌🖒👌👌👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌🖒👌🖒👌🖒🖒👌👌👌👌🖒🖒👌🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒🖒👌👌👌👌

[@whatupitsjesterjake]

EzzyIsSuper lol Ryan Higa >life

[@coldshower4369]

EzzyIsSuper things happened this morning: get on my tablet and waste my time here XDDDDDDD

[@coldshower4369]

Jacob Mathew so truuuueeeeee

[@caileewittkingsley232]

EzzyIsSuper haha

[@MissPurpur]

Not to mention, as a girl, if you make one tiny mistake, everyone's gonna say you suck cuz you're a girl. They suddenly have higher standards for how good you're supposed to be. At least in my experience.

[@MissPurpur]

naw

[@zsazsalin14]

well I agree, I only met 3 types of gamers, the first type is too nice and flirts because I am a girl, the second type is what you just described, and the third type is that will not believe you and will keep asking for evidence and when you refuse to give them them become angry and rage. For that reason I do not use microphone, and I just generally don't let them know that i am not a dude.

[@MissPurpur]

Zsedwklin Tallen Yeah, as counter-stereotypical it sounds, letting them know you're a girl actually often causes too much drama.

[@weenvin4153]

Yeah thats why I never tell anyone that im a girl. But I just need to say that you can actually meet guys that dont care that your a girl or not.

[@b00marrows]

Here's a hint, gender is nothing. You don't need to specify your gender, so no-one need's to know/care. Also that example is just an insult, other more common one's are "gay","kid","hobo" ETC... you get the idea. It's just another things they can point out and insult you with. It's normal, not sexist. it look's like the trolls succeed AGAIN.

[@thepacman537]

2:59-sean seriously trying to control his laughter

[@goldensushi8746]

Lol never realize that

[@Sparrow420]

3:50 you-ese That is fucking genius dude, laughed my hearth out. lol

[@0ijrc]

what does that mean?

[@Sparrow420]

@@0ijrc "ese" is spanish word for a friend, like "buddy" "homie" "bro" and etc.

[@toxicpig046]

I'm stage 7 You lose and smash any thing in sight So many controllers smashed

[@maple4439]

Toxicpig 04 FIFA is controller enemy number one

[@11batistabomb]

FIFA?😂

[@billx0989]

Toxicpig 04 I am on stage 47 where you can perform a Kamehameha

[@plumjoys]

Like like, that one kid that keeps swearing in Russian languange and breaking his keyboard? Yeah i know.

[@LuCa8_]

Toxicpig 04 WOW 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@alacriityy]

“It happens to the best of us.” “Your mom’s the best.” 😂

[@ghostroblox2137]

That wasnt a roast

[@reman195]

At least I have a mom edit:(jk)

[@NoChillPhil5]

Your Dad is too! Remember Gender Equality!

[@danhmai6763]

That jokes suck like your mom

[@hendrikpat]

YOUR MOM WASN'T A ROAST!!!

[@MG-ts1xs]

2:59 sean started laughing lmao

[@zazakingsigma]

when he said I don't have a mom tho lfmao

[@thepineappleartistgaming4644]

I already saw it (I'm not a Hater)🤣

[@Vijwal]

Noooooob??

[@soulslayer0920]

Same

[@gugwash1499]

Ye I saw dat

[@prayashsijariya2511]

Ryan is such a good writer, He should write films/TV series

[@MrDakiller47]

there was actually a guy who reported me on dota 2 because i went mid when he told me to go left

[@1SSJA]

Lmao i play league not dota but i get your point lmao

[@BenRowsell]

+Cheif Boom me too league for life homie

[@500-x7f]

+LloydtheLlama47 It was me

[@MrDakiller47]

what hero was i then?

[@ianrogers3184]

+LloydtheLlama47 Thats a mix of butthurt and annoying

[@kimothefungenuis]

6:36 Can't see a fishing line

[@bigstelad]

Exactly

[@warren_nuth]

That reference is from one of ryans past vids. I think it was Dear Ryan Can you have an evil twin.

[@papismalllegs8473]

WeebLuver whoosh

[@seanfernandez1393]

PapiSmallLegs ..Bruh know the meaning of woosh you dumbass. The comment wasnt even a joke. Weebluver just wanted to tell him what he was confused at

[@papismalllegs8473]

Sean Fernandez I think this dumbass knows what whoosh means. The original comment is the joke and I did in fact use whoosh correctly. So thank you for your unneeded explanation :)

[@sammack1890]

6:36 You can clearly see the fishing line

[@brandongao3675]

@AnujMobile Gaming 2.0 watch the beginning of the video

[@tootkoro]

where the heck is the fishing rod

[@therandomdudewhopostthings8091]

Found it, look at the far back at the wall, then look at that built stair brick rails but at the top of the bottom there’s a faint line that looks like a fishing line

[@wood2870]

Oh i see

[@brandongao3675]

@@therandomdudewhopostthings8091 guys it's a joke. In the beginning of the video, Ryan made an example of a comment that would typically be on a normal video.

[@vanillafoodie]

It's funny how relevant this still is now especially Ryan also plays Valorant too xD Nothing much has changed and he pretty much covered every single one

[@Owen-pd5fg]

Oh 2014 Ryan You have no idea what's coming Edit: thanks for all the likes!

[@cheezy0757]

Waffle Boy159 u survived too🤕

[@_.lemoncardboard._]

Huh

[@mitsuulovesmimi]

Waffle Boy159 I

[@kainoesoemardjan9227]

Waffle Boy159 what do u mean?

[@thatguychr15]

I️ wish I️ could like this comment 10 times

[@MrE_]

7:39 I am from the year 2029, and I get that reference. It was a great movie by director Ryan Higa Oops, sorry. Spoiler alert

[@rez1889]

Yes you're totally from the year 2029. U posted this on march 3. (Lol i know its a joke)

[@ajk_hehe4480]

U TRAVEL BACK IN TIME?

[@josh21355]

Talking to himself

[@judegonsalves2732]

@@rez1889 Obviously

[@EthanBeer6]

ReZ /woooosh

[@luca_duke]

my brother is 50% excuses guy and 50% ragequitter

[@miamimamba]

Lucaduke and you're 100% annoying!

[@NachoXOfficial]

how is he annoying...?

[@fabulousnarwhal5892]

Lucaduke That's pretty much the worst gamer ever for me 😭

[@jacksmith8689]

Kill Eater i actually hate lag because my internet sucks so my ping fluctuates once in a competitive csgo game i started with like 70 ping and it went up to 500+ and the game was unplayable

[@jessjard7826]

Lucaduke my excuse is that I'm bad/noob

[@kareemkassmy903]

Who’s here 10 years later rewatching

[@uiuzxd]

me

[@happ7s]

Your Mom

[@GreeniousFTW]

"Its Like a Drug To Me" ...if anyone here remembers that video

[@jojoolegario1690]

Greeny Greenson how to be an actor Robert Pattinson scenes

[@LawfulConcept]

Greeny Greenson it's from how to sing like your favorite singers or actors I forget

[@tendofan]

*MORE PAINFUL*

[@bomachanon7399]

TendoFan it’s been three years but this is funny

[@itsjustlyssa1130]

*_youre like my own personal brand of hErOiNe_*

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Ryan, I love how you manage to come up with these ideas! It's awesome. I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love

[@harryoconnoll1136]

You've said it all :')

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Harry O'Connoll He's a talented guy

[@ickysteeze5305]

I've been watching since his how to be a ninja video and have yet to be disappointed

[@vidalbalkaran3691]

He should be a stand up comedian in real life. He's so good.

[@vidalbalkaran3691]

Vidal Balkaran Well...KZbin is technically "real life."

[@zennvibes3837]

Time has brought us together once again. I was 12 when i first watched this. This feels nice.

[@taylorn6303]

I hate noob callers. I'm new in a game, calling me out on it isn't going to change that 😒

[@MhmD-TH]

yeah,only thing gonna help you is a nice dude who is like level 1000 to help you get alot of xp,currency etc.

[@thegamingbeast3964]

You suck

[@taylorn6303]

okay "the gaming beast" 😒 you sound like a child

[@MhmD-TH]

And also give you some tips on the game

[@taylorn6303]

how can you have high expectations for someone who just started the damn game?!

[@SscorpionN]

Ryan, how do you even come up with these ideas? I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love

[@jediizm]

Dude that last part was golden!

[@kiruththigan7099]

All gold I just don't know how he does it

[@Griffen881]

I have 1 word for you, ADHD

[@recyclealex]

Asians.

[@dianagilyte1714]

best comment ever!

[@baraness24]

Man, I can't fucking stand desperate guys. In fact, I make it a point to freak them out as much as possible. Like: Desperate Virgin: Oh you're a chick, eh? Me: Yerp. Desperate Virgin: Well, In that case, you wanna talk on private chat- Me: **Lying** I'm a lesbian. Desperate Virgin: Oh... Or sometimes: Desperate Virgin: Hey, you wanna chat with me? ;) Me:**runs up behind him in-game and knifes him in the neck** No bitch. And if I'm on MC: Desperate Crafter: *starts crouching up and down repeatedly on top of my character while I sleep* Me: Oh, fucking SERIOUSLY! **pulls out enchanted diamond sword he didn't know I had and slaughters him** Seriously, dude, if you can't get a REAL girlfriend, having one who you can't even touch and doesn't know you is even MORE pathetic.

[@gknip0]

lol so true

[@brianpham5700]

Who sleeps in MC on multiplayer???

[@cozylano8903]

hahaha

[@bobinbobin1]

oh, so you're a chick eh?

[@samashe2339]

Wait what game can you run up behind someone and knife them in the neck? I mean unless your team killing in counterstrike.

[@stuffzie8329]

In war thunder, I can imagine the starter boi's most annoying person: The seal clubber, AKA the guy that uses the F4U-1

[@MrCreeperquest]

3 years later "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

[@tankdempsy5223]

if u play dark souls u go through those stages in 4 hours

[@jackrush2010]

oh hey tank,looking forward to going to the house in dlc 4

[@hyperion4985]

+Jack Rushton yeah its pretty nice, outside at least

[@kindacruise]

Also, stage 7. Loading the disc into a rocket launcher.

[@stephenquinn5776]

I hate that game Witch means I suck at it

[@overconfidentpotato785]

Oh my god. So. True.

[@coryinthehouse3671]

Stage seven:when you think your good but die alot and blame it on hackers or teammates

[@whyaxe]

you're* (insert Lenny face here)

[@soniaaylincancinogalvan3860]

thats so me!!😂😂😂✋

[@coryinthehouse3671]

+Yong Xian Goh Go fuck yourself

[@whyaxe]

BlurpleBOY 530 calm the fuck down it was just a joke

[@JellyJ2]

What I don't understand

[@mb0i321123]

Please come back, gaming is so bad now everything is ruined.

[@ItsNat21_]

When you experience EVERY one of these people in one CS match... 4 years later

[@ztkyrx_3189]

Bruh my first march i just hear an 8 year old cussing with a 20 yo

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

@@ztkyrx_3189 yeah. I hear people younger than me cussing at me like a drunk guy that cusses a lot. And I am only 15! It's not necessarily our fault, but the fault of our mentors.

[@mohpkhall622]

...Noice

[@reishendraarya6077]

One cs match? Try SEA server

[@prodthedirtybunny]

I sometimes go AFK because you guys also probably have heard this from your mom, "Pause the game and put away your laundry." Me: "It's an online game... I can't pause it."

[@erikedekrans5308]

Lol me and my friend got team killed so I started blasting baby Shark earape in the mic on rainbow it was so fun lmao

[@wyl.22]

Yep

[@bwkingsnake9405]

No just leave the game

[@prodthedirtybunny]

BWkingsnake 134 only problem is that I then get banned for 15 minutes

[@bwkingsnake9405]

No that’s a good point

[@davidyang2981]

and there's that one guy that fits all of these descriptions...

[@mrmmm215]

***** Arnold

[@mrmmm215]

***** Arnold

[@pami3640]

david, its u -_-...how come i never saw this on g+? oh well...i wasnt on 4 a month so maybe thats what happened

[@nordic7453]

for me, there is a seventh state: I give up on trying to be the best and start to just have fun and shittalk and stuff

[@andreiradu3767]

Really no campers in this vid?

[@Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

He did have campers

[@Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Malte Von Essen I meant use to

[@Namzycs]

he didn't say camper because the game he was focusing on was csgo

[@danielhill1677]

I hate campers

[@hippoblob1371]

Sometimes camping can just be a good strategy, but other people just abuse others by overusing it. It might get confusing sometimes, or maybe he's just never encountered a camper.

[@LittleLemonTV]

I'm 100% a rage quitter which is the main reason I play games alone.. The other reason being I don't have any friends ... 😂

[@GOTTACO]

Billy bob lol look you are in the video, you are from the "The Desperate Guy par"t lol

[@Switchworks1]

Noob get rekt m8 360no scpe n0ob

[@noellew____]

I rage quit because our team never win haha

[@HedgehogSpeedSonic]

I'll have you know I have 3 different accounts each with over 9k subscribers. Its not a big deal though.

[@noellew____]

^^^^^nice to know...

[@baileyhusty9314]

I'm lucky cuz I sound like a guy over mic so no one even knows I'm a girl. Equality

[@SuperGamingScorpion]

Lol

[@maggiejordan2638]

I'm with you

[@aikslf]

+Bailey Husty Hey, girl; I've got two words for you

[@baileyhusty9314]

+kooskotopia ???

[@xSTALINxGAMEMASTERx]

+kooskotopia 'LET'S F🍄CK' is what you were going to say?

[@leroyjenkins2648]

Learned how to act on cod at 12 years old based on this video. The afk and mic dj are menaces

[@vanderengland5775]

The only stage for me is, “I’m trash at this maybe I should buy another and see if I’m good at that.” Okay, not that bad, but kinda similar.

[@abdullahshahid8425]

Commander Vander I'm stage 6 xD

[@gopackgo988]

M

[@galaxyariana2359]

Commander Vander Same

[@Botan_Katou]

Here are some additional ones. *Campers:* While some campers are actually strategic/tactical players (the minority), most people just group them all together. Campers are people that will camp out in one sport ((usually dark corners/dark spots in general, out of the way areas where no one looks (ie. edge of the map)) or a vary of spots and rotate between them, if they're smart enough to know that they'll be found) and wait for unsuspecting players to walk by and kill them from behind/above/below. They will then remain there until the end of the game or until their spot does not work anymore. In the latter case, they will migrate to another dark corner and camp there. Rinse and repeat. *Tea-Baggers:* Occasionally, when playing a game with the crouching option is available with PvP (Player vs Player), the winning combatant will walk over to your dead body's head, and repeatedly press the crouch button. This is to imitate them putting their balls all over your mouth, much like when you have a tea bag in your mug. This is not as common anymore but still happens. It will mostly occur when you have angered a player and they finally defeat you. Fun fact: People have actually tea-bagged irl. Mostly on someone sleeping/unconscious, or a sexual act if they're into that sort of thing... I personally could not see how you can put such a sensitive body part near a dangerous area. ie. Fucking teeth. *The "Whaaaat?" Girl:* Typically a non-gamer girl that is somehow playing the game (ie. boyfriend/siblings/friends making them play) and for some reason, has a mic plugged in. Every time they get asked a question that they can't comprehend, they replay with "Whhaaaaaaat?" accompanied with a giggle before or after. They also will not know what the fuck they are doing. *The "I'm a fucking gamer girl and better than you" Girl:* Pretty much the after effects of a d-bag sexist jerk off that trash talked a female. The female then proceeds to trash talk back and often brings up "gamer girl" in the argument. The d-bag sexist jerk off will then proceed to get his ass handed to him (75% of the time it turns out they're both terrible at the game compared to everyone else present). The female will then proceed to bring up "gamer girl" to anyone else that points out that she's a female.

[@Yuyuyuppp]

you sound pissed

[@Botan_Katou]

lol do I? I just have a potty mouth if that explains all the curse words.

[@Damious100]

Campers: There is nothing wrong with camping. It's simply good strategy (Especially for snipers) and people typically get butt hurt because it's relatively simple and works. Tea Baggers: There's nothing wrong with Tea Bagging.. If you seriously care then you have issues.. Also one the Battlefield games had a "Dead mans trigger" so essentially Tea Bagging was potentially a deadly practice. Whhhhhaat girl: Maybe that's a Xbox live thing? I have never had this issue. Gamer Girls: Female Gamers are great.. Gamer Girls on the other hand should be shot.. Team killed even.

[@firdancool]

>campers: not all of them are bad, cause hey, when in battle, never go into a fairfight, you must good at clutch or sneak it from behind/above

[@Botan_Katou]

lol, I'm guessing you're a straight up rusher and don't play any tactical games a lot. Camping is a legit strategy if you need to defend/protect or if you're getting pushed back, etc. For the most part, it's the rusher's fault if they keep getting killed by a camper. Campers will have an advantage over you if you're running straight to them every time, which is what they want.

[@touchdalight]

once i get into a game i play it for months, i just cant stop myself. great video ryan i can always count on you for a laugh! :)

[@emadegeners1281]

carmie HEY

[@TBRvlogs]

Great videos man!

[@annaTHEmermaid]

Caramel, do you play league of legends? :)

[@mad-eb8gv]

ily carmie

[@egggaming2394]

touchdalight Ive got the same and I just recently have been improving at not playing the whole time

[@CarlosSanchez-we3zq]

2:14 how you have to act in 2020 to not get canceled

[@xxisaacxx_8085]

GENDER EQUALITY😁👍

[@ajsimpson6038]

E

[@theweirdo5240]

stage 7 stealing your mom's credit card to buy in game things

[@umair8016]

The Weirdo stage 8 stealing your dad's credit card to buy stuff in game.

[@walrusbfv6862]

Stage 69- Selling your body for in game stuff

[@shinigamiLikesApples]

thats me boy

[@70ny74]

Facts

[@levihull6820]

True...

[@Shaclone]

hahaha this is too funny :D ...and true °_°

[@keisimmons]

holy shit shaclone

[@GreenOrangeTree]

epickei Woah

[@keisimmons]

***** hmm?

[@jordanel947]

I knew a Lol tuber would comment :D shaclone

[@beastoftheeast8676]

lol I literally just watched your 1000 ap vs Ahri mid game

[@ramne6779]

That process describes my brother in OverWatch

[@ZNIR777]

And me in ow 😂😂😂

[@awesomenessgaming1882]

definitely my brother

[@rayanh5921]

Clorox Bleach, Crack and Cocaine are 2 deferent things, also can I drink you

[@jojogrim7206]

This is me

[@jjprs3062]

the rage quitter describes my brother

[@lucaro2445]

2014 Ryan: I'm not into gaming anymore 2022 Ryan: **becomes a pro valorant player**

[@TheCatseries]

When he changed clothes he looked a bit like zach king

[@zet3136]

hm

[@kie.sjaz.]

hm

[@Chippz]

hm

[@mono4390]

hm

[@jade0440]

hm

[@shanebgaming1991]

U forgot Stage 7: WHAT THE F$!? R U DOING I JUST HAD A 26 KILL STREAK THEN U STOP DEFENDING ME

[@arandomperson46]

Stage 8; "BRO!! I HAD A 4,308,666 KILL STREAK AND YOU FRIENDLY FIRE ME!!!! *breaks computer*

[@ThePitchPorbeagle]

You forgot stage 7: where you realize it’s just a game, and have fun with it.

[@qwertyuiop1854]

The phrase it’s just a game is such a weak mindset

[@ThePitchPorbeagle]

@account 112 chill Ninja

[@Luxe_101]

Games are meant to make you have fun playing them.

[@grievous_2257]

It's never just a game. It's prep for world war three. Yes even animal crossing

[@disabledaccount6300]

6 years too late buddy

[@kajin1210]

I've answered so many gaming questions and know the language of gaming but the one unanswered question that keeps bumping my head is " what does afk stand for " and this legend here finally answered my prayers

[@Jaybull]

Omg that ending killed me xD!

[@rashadvq]

omg its jay

[@alianeesal-lawati7072]

JJJAAAYYY

[@verizonsyder2436]

OMG Jayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@dearergoose2878]

+Ali Anees Al-Lawati wow he got friends to fake fans

[@blpphoenix1143]

JAYBULL! Bull 4 life

[@nongcue]

Have you heard about "campers"

[@zappingthunder]

Banjapat Hongsamat go to 'Why Video Games Are Good For You!' By Ryan

[@killerdude2057]

I hate campers man they keep on camping and shooting at me all the time but it's been a long time when I played cod.

[@keatonbloodworth1813]

Banjapat Hongsamat yeah its where you go outside and make campfires but then but then humanity happened

[@pandaman6151]

darkchili wtf.......

[@keatonbloodworth1813]

its the truth

[@chrisdomenico4888]

stage 1-6 explains my life

[@Zatote]

Gracie Loves Stuff me too

[@gregoryhurford1366]

Life IS NOT A GAME

[@GRREZ]

the nigahiga era was so good

[@AomiAoki1]

what really happend in my pubg matches Start match Go on plane Drop *_-Died on parachute-_*

[@gabrielaldamar.3618]

How about the camper.

[@jovanlisac]

camping is a valid tactic

[@bighoss25]

jovanlisac Yes, it's a "part" tactic, not when one fucker camps at one place the entire game

[@yashsawant2167]

I hate 'em

[@TheOne-wl1yo]

Yeah, Its a tactic aswell, be smart than them and they won't camp again when they see you ... lmao ...

[@mellodemooz-7604]

Gabriel Aldama-Rojas don’t even get me started.

[@80roo58]

4:22 he mentions fishing line at 6:30. He's talking about the video before this one: If Horror Movies Weren't Scary. I've figured you out Ryan!

[@80roo58]

-6:36-

[@elamm5195]

yeah I thought of it too, the scene with the ghost that brings him chocolate

[@oliviaandrea9130]

You solved the cases *plays law and order theme*

[@chloeela5804]

OOHHHHHHHHH RYAN HIGA EXPOSEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Eggroll3s]

True

[@Mramazing-mv2ix]

It's actually crazy just how accurate this is even 8 years later

[@gabe6824]

"I make these videos off of things that inspire me" He made a video off the illuminati

[@bambswilliams5412]

😑 really?

[@gabe6824]

@@bambswilliams5412 yeah😑

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

@@bambswilliams5412 proving the illuminati is real

[@vivianliu752]

And Trump 😅

[@derpaderpy4931]

Screw it, everyone else is doing it, I will too. My best moment in CoD Ghosts: >Search and Destroy, I'm one of the last remaining teammates >Guy comes round with gun >I panic and fire MAAWS launcher >Look to the right a little and get killed >Last remaining enemy (The killer) dies. >Final killcam of my MAAWS launcher's rocket blowing him up as he wonders what the fuck happened >He complains that he killed me and that I'm a hacking noob. >I point out that even though I'm dead projectiles still fly, explode and kill. Afterlife. >He ragequits the lobby >I feel like a badass.

[@irevan27]

>mfw >this isn't 4chan

[@derpaderpy4931]

I would rather not bore you with TL'DR material, so I mimicked 4chan's tasteless bulleting actions. Besides, KZbin seems to be every single social networking site and troll site put together anyway, so can you really blame me there?

[@jean-eric52]

I was playing COD MW3 one time and I got a message from this kid who said that he reported me for hacking. Just because I'm so darn good doesn't mean I'm a hacker.

[@shnorie5437]

KokoBokoSokoLoko i got reported once for hacking cuz i sucked

[@samashe2339]

Something like that happened to me. I was playing black ops 1 online on search and destroy. So I planted the bomb and I was last person on my team. After 5 of the enemy team rushes in and kills me they realize its to late and get blown up and I got a 5 kills streak. It was hilarious.

[@zigga163]

Its funny how ksi and logan paul are arguing whos more relevent but ryan has more subs

[@userofthisaccountisretarde1440]

Akemi Arnes yeah, and Ryan doesn't start "beef"

[@lissyjimmy]

Akemi Arnes cnjfjf

[@pinecsne]

Akemi Arnes lol

[@beartato3892]

omg i never noticed but so true!

[@barneystinson5535]

Please dont bring those people up in Ryan's videos

[@EuropeanEcstasy]

So we’re just back here reliving elementary school memories?

[@jaxoed]

What about campers?

[@LaLordLeviathan]

Kristaps Lorbergs number 1 campers

[@Oggyyval]

If you are talking about campers in your team then that can go into the stats chaser, if you are talking about campers in your enemy team then they aren't too hard to handle and it's their choice on how they wanna play.

[@creativesparks2164]

Kristaps Lorbergs that’s just a way of playing that’s they’re problem... they’re aren’t publicly being annoying

[@colinbuckley4474]

I hate campers they’re my least favourite

[@darkeuropa7]

10 year Old campers with a mic “look man here’s this awesome strategy just head into this building and sit until someone comes” they think they are so good XD

[@sylvaticriver5428]

I could see myself at those 5 stages :D but only that sometimes...i start at stage 6... And never go back...

[@sylvaticriver5428]

All of those 6 stages*

[@pratt9182]

Lol story of my life

[@thejellybeangamer3284]

Same lol

[@XY-of6qb]

So true

[@anaisengele283]

+Christian Sandborg same

[@zaneendicott9407]

You forgot squeakers and the girls that beg for attention

[@adamputra4973]

Squeakers shouldn't be problems. Basically saying black people can't do stuff white people can.

[@zaneendicott9407]

Ayers Evaxier not really.

[@zaneendicott9407]

Ayers Evaxier in no way does that connect to what I'm saying

[@maxwelljacobs8830]

Yeah no ones name is ImAMan253. Although it's o kay if your avatar is a girl beacause that's o kay.

[@mattz9268]

Zane Endicott Nah, squeakers are funny as hell.

[@whatisuser]

And he has relapsed now haha.

[@snowball8940]

One time I was playing a game and my team mate jumped in front of me when I was shooting at an enemy and I accidentally killed him and he started calling me a noob

[@danielgallegos4878]

Why was friendly fire on?

[@snowball8940]

Daniel Gallegos I was playing some “hardcore” mode in a first person shooter and in the mode you can’t see your teammates names above their heads so you had to spot them from their uniform and you didn’t know if they were coming towards you

[@jonasop2982]

I'd do it on purpose if they're in my way lol.

[@johnlu585]

Christmas Ewok that is hilarious.