Day in the life of a Simp

[@RyanTheLeader]

Leave a “🚪 “ to support our boy Peter the simp.

[@alstark8787]

🚪 What about a sequel and boyfriend keanu appears?

[@RyanTheLeader]

Maybe (;

[@mattnieman24]

🚪

[@thanmad]

🚪

[@shakeandjake_1]

🚪

[@aldoro6598]

The sad part is that there’re actually ppl like this...

[@lardexdestroyerofbuffets6653]

Ok booomer

[@painkiller256256]

@@lardexdestroyerofbuffets6653 that doesn't even fit. you gotta be spicier than that..

[@ferreus]

If they call it a "fetish" it's all fine.

[@RyanTheLeader]

Yeah me

[@Gearsturfs]

I know someone like this beside the money thing Been trying forever to get him to dump but she lets him hit so...

[@Pootaatooo]

His acting is so convincing, I actually felt bad

[@ipotatosenpai7002]

Ooof

[@kenzie9501]

LITERALLY

[@Rusii]

Ikr it's a pain to watch

[@mohamedkasim9492]

Why have they commented door in previous comment?

[@Pootaatooo]

@@mohamedkasim9492 so he'd finally get out of that toxic relationship prolly

[@pretn]

This is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. It’s like a glimpse of hell.

[@anduro7448]

First thing i do when i wake up, i check my Twitter to see what she has posted, sometimes she posts the funniest things "I love being a succubus, i can charm men into doing shit for me. and i dont even have to lift a finger" Then , i have to react to her Instagram story, heart eyes ofcourse

[@Soul-tz2ex]

This a speck of dust rather than a glimpse.

[@CallmeKeyiii]

OH-HO HELL WILL BE WAY WORST THEN THIS!

[@ammagon4519]

Oh boy, this is just a skit, someone out there is probably like this.

[@Sectsoldier]

it physically hurt

[@chillwave8809]

Many guys used to feel like this, but some have learned to respect themselves.

[@RavenLordOfficials]

I acted this way for a girl in highschool named Madison. Would always say "hi" to her and complement her and i would even fantasize about her but if i wasnt engaging the conversation, she didnt give me a second thought. She was even laughing with her friends after saying hi to me one time and it was right in front of me. Respect yourself, there's plenty of girls out there. Im kinda glad it didnt go anywhere cause i was already in a dark place and was looking for a relationship to alleviate that depression. I fucking hate that I degraded myself to that extent.😂

[@chillwave8809]

@@RavenLordOfficials I chased after a girl in middle and high school named Madison myself, she was really nice but rejected me 😂

[@RavenLordOfficials]

@@chillwave8809 at least she gave you the decency to acknowledge you. My friends told her I like her in front of me and she didn't even look my way but said "I don't wanna date till I'm in college". Didn't even pay me the slightest of attention.

[@chillwave8809]

@@RavenLordOfficials rejection isn’t fun no matter how it’s done, I feel you man.

[@RavenLordOfficials]

@@chillwave8809 it's cool, I'm glad I had a dentist appointment that day and had to be checked out of school cause it gave me the BLUES!!🤣

[@raiya2273]

He's not even a simp at this point, just a slave

[@telo4069]

Indeed

[@dunkedon3368]

These things aren’t mutually exclusive

[@Rylan_Korpi]

A voluntary slave

[@eikomi]

Those are simps

[@erikoomen6462]

Some guys like that shit

[@theuncanspan]

The scary part is that there's people like this that actually exists.

[@VenomZyzz777]

You aint lyin

[@thefool1086]

@@VenomZyzz777 ?

[@attilarado9396]

@@thefool1086 He said that theuncanspan is right cuz there are people like this

[@hogant.551]

I know I've seen them.

[@redowl2297]

I highly doubt it.

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

More important than respecting others is respecting yourself .

[@Amaboutowin]

Or should I say : you cannot respect others if you do not respect yourself.

[@RideLight777]

You know by saying " you need to love urself" is a quote from the Bible of Satan, I hope most of you people realize that it's a twisted ideology to only care for yourself, is to why the term " focus or love urself" annoys me because of this reason, we have to love one another , not the toxic people , but I am sure you understand what I say.

[@someguy-hc8gi]

@@RideLight777 it's nobody's problem but yours if you interpret "love yourself" as "only caring for yourself". Those two are not the same things.

[@RideLight777]

@@someguy-hc8gi but it leads to that either way ....

[@someguy-hc8gi]

@@RideLight777 idk what made you cynical like that but think what u want ig.

[@kaiiryz5416]

So this is the life of a Twitch Moderator

[@chriswendi3825]

Staff*

[@w4rscr34m4]

@André StikSalmon don't forget pokimane too

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

And Reddit, dudes thinking they've got fucking Putin power on there.

[@ThatProudCloud]

Went on a pichu stream called her bad and got banned less then 2 secs later i think I’ve found a new speed running category

[@Thowzand_]

yep

[@Cybersnake-he4zr]

Never treat a woman like she’s the last one on this planet - my grandpa

[@whitketchum]

Is your grandpa dead?

[@cronexis6710]

The og King

[@jahuahua112]

whitketchum Weird question to ask, don't you think? What if he is? What if he isn't?

[@Cybersnake-he4zr]

whitketchum sadly :(

[@meowmeow9300]

Wise man

[@Alex-mu8yf]

Even though its fake. There are people like this in the world

[@deronetron8072]

Lol

[@jojorobino5312]

@@deronetron8072 that lol was kind of sus.. you one of them??

[@MANU-lg1nj]

@@jojorobino5312 do you know hat sus means

[@deronetron8072]

@@MANU-lg1nj hes saying that lol was sus and that I might be one of em. Ofc he/she knows since he/she are using it right u fu-

[@sugardaveyyepez134]

Yeah where the woman pays attention more to her simps than her boyfriend

[@hustler2537]

This is actually soo MOTIVATING to work on myself for not being like this man

[@uludaggameplays4389]

Exactly I think same

[@theguywhoasked2957]

Same dude

[@buckyoufaltimore]

You just haven’t met your true love 😔

[@Dariddovni-r2g]

You can't have a kind of serious relation this way,even If you like this behavoiur.

[@chakatraka7654]

Relax Hes just acting

[@dongusminimus9999]

My wife's boyfriend doesn't even let me talk to my betrothed. But as long as she's happy I will be alright. Thanks for the inspiration, I have to get off the internet now Chad needs to use my computer.

[@RyanTheLeader]

Nathan Elder you’re so nice

[@MystikAzn4vr]

LOL

[@MarcosSanchez-dx8jy]

😂😂

[@zinoxechill]

You were 3 seconds too long, Im beating your ass after you write this comment im making you type you fucking bitch - chad

[@uselesshero.official]

You should feel lucky that you have a wife that too with her 'boyfriend'! Wait does that mean.... Nah I'm over thinking this.... you're like waaay to lucky you biaaatch! PS: I can't believe I said this. 😅🤦‍♂

[@warthunderaddict]

I know they are acting and all, but it *hurts* to know that there are people like this somewhere in the world...

[@nograviti2388]

Guys who watch Female Twitch Streamers... SMH

[@licensed_beheader]

@@nograviti2388 mmmmhmmmmmm

[@kennedytheretard975]

@@tmotw21022 i dunno man but that speech seems kinda gay to me

[@nograviti2388]

@@licensed_beheader hmmm what? Few if any of the famous female streamers on Twitch are actually good gamers. Sad guys sub and watch their stuff to get off on them either in full bodypaint or in skimpy outfits. Here's a revolutionary idea, how about going out in the real world and getting a real girlfriend. Instead of getting off watching a girl you will almost definately never meet??

[@licensed_beheader]

@@nograviti2388 mhmmmmm as in yes mmmhhmmm for I agree with you what's with the rant was I supposed to disagree with you and I don't watch streamer krap it's for children what's your issue dude and I have a wife .

[@chrisparkhurst5158]

"We're taking things slow, right now she has a boyfriend" I cringed so hard I tore a muscle...

[@meghanachauhan9380]

You'll be surprised how common this shit is. Just people keep it a secret

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

@DunklerJägerZach ?

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

@DunklerJägerZach I think they want the deets.

[@mahtummy7583]

Should I like and break the 699

[@TheMaan2008]

Loool

[@wolfofanarchy2130]

Bro the fact he got defensive towards the end. I really felt that. I used to simp for a chick not to this damn level though. I used to go out of my way to try and please and show her I loved and cared for her but she used me to get her social status back with family due to her preference. I look back now and tell myself I’m glad I grew a lot since then. Moral of the story don’t let no one use you no matter how much you like em.

[@Spiralredd]

The first step is admitting it

[@DonkeyDongs]

I know it's fake, but I actually felt horrible for his character

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

9_8 nah he chose to be like that just like real people in life choose to be like this it’s just sad lol

[@Dankyjrthethird]

9_8 Don’t have sympathy for simps, they deserve what they get

[@Ahkziel]

If this is true and guys voluntarily do this then it is really sad

[@raaaaaaaaaam496]

Savage Entertainment he has a mental illness. It’s sad because it’s to the point that he can’t control it.

[@SEAGOIL]

Samuel knowing him, he’d welcome that.

[@sportsfaniguess154]

This a documentary, not a joke or a comedy sketch.

[@LockKey06]

And here we see a simp in his natural habitat

[@E_se_Endrick_fosse_assim]

It’s almost a real footage

[@636Knight]

Took my like off this comment. DON'T BREAK THE EQUILIBRIUM!!

[@636Knight]

777

[@swefress]

This type of comment is being flung around so incessantly it doesn't even mean anything anymore.

[@Mightykeef]

This is the greatest piece of content I have ever seen.

[@marcdimartino9118]

I love your content from over the years, Keef. Thank you for all your hard work!

[@bbqseitan7106]

Oh man

[@rodgeers7347]

Boi that's just normal

[@biskore7792]

Boi dats just crazy

[@0utrunner237]

Ay Keef where’s the girl with the big ol tiddies?!

[@BigAirr.]

This hurts me because somewhere out in the world this is actually happening.

[@tasinal-hassan8268]

In liberal shitholes,yes.

[@joshhoehn]

We found the snowflake (Tasin Al-Hassan) everyone watch what you say. I think this person feels personally attracted because someone tried to make a funny skit but didn't know it was about this persons life. Hopefully one day you fill get a gf/bf many prayers sent your way.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

@@joshhoehn bruh being a simp is sad

[@joshhoehn]

@@toniotrussardi8126 you know I was talk about the dipshit that's bringing politics into something that has nothing to do with politics right. I will take your word for it even though I never said they didn't exist or anything about them. I was talking about a moronic conservative dipshit.

[@sms7033]

@The CHONK I grew up that way too, except without friends as well. I yearned for a lot of things, and still do. but it doesn't take a genius to figure out spending money and time on shot like that is wrong and plain dumb. I mean, if I were to get into a relationship I'd be willing to give up almost anything for that person yea. but doing that shit for just some girl on the internet who's famous mostly for her looks ? no thanks I mean I wont say anything's wrong if they just flirt a bit with that girl, or maybe donate a bit for her content and all. but they go way overboard, and that's what pisses me off. edit: changed a small portion of what I wrote after re reading it. autocorrect messed it up, even though my msg should have been clear either way, just saying.

[@Dylan_Devine]

"A man chooses, a simp obeys."

[@afanoflafear]

Hell yeah we do!

[@onetonsoup67]

BioShock reference🗣️

[@brandonrivera5902]

@@onetonsoup67 One of the best games ever made 👍

[@Spiralredd]

No doubt​@@brandonrivera5902

[@Sundyz5744]

Andrew Ryan asks you a simple question, are you a man? Or a simp?

[@ZlyJaszczomp]

Being a simp, is essentially like going to a restaurant and paying to smell the food.

[@vaxel6873]

Mote like paying to see the menu.

[@theedgydoggo1331]

More like paying for the ingredients for the restaurant, so other people can eat...

[@sergiusko4327]

@@theedgydoggo1331 shit

[@DavisTibbz]

Ouch

[@mcspanky6612]

LOL

[@theprotagonist1311]

This looks like a documentary on a lot of the guys on twitch who are fans of a lot of the female streamers.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

YES LMAO

[@crusader1472]

The Protagonist THAT'S WHO IT REMINDS ME OF! I couldn't place my finger on it LOL

[@betternew4749]

Let's not forget twitch staff they are the biggest simps ever

[@AB-bg7os]

This is about the average reddit user

[@LSPig]

I still to this day do not understand why people watch that shit. Why would you spend hours and hours of your life watching some girl sitting around talking about dumb shit?

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

There's probably at least one guy like this in the world, and that disturbs me more than war, disease, famine and death ever could.

[@icedtea3347]

Charles Châtenay for President 1900 weak men are actually disturbing to find somebody actually this pathetic and weak

[@Mr.Rendo1]

president of canada

[@M_Graves]

IcedTea There are different types of weak people. This one just happens to be...the most mortifying.

[@jamesward7121]

I personally know 2 and a half, one isn't quite this bad...

[@KG-up9th]

Nah dats a bit too far g

[@whitezombie10]

The fact that these people actually exist is so sad, and I was close to becoming that person for a whole class but they started treating me like a punching bag. Now it feels like I am in a war against all of them. I have no regrets

[@pietrofiorese9518]

One man army . . . .

[@NojusB]

He protecc, He atacc, But most importantly, He ain’t getting his money bacc.

[@orionsbelt927]

And neither the girl

[@marcusa8317]

You are gonna be the next big rapper

[@stefanoschristodoulou6295]

Lmao😂😂

[@BeastlyNerd]

Needs more likes

[@NojusB]

@@BeastlyNerd yeah

[@noah6708]

This isn’t a joke... This is a documentary

[@heygay8158]

Noah really

[@alejandroc7357]

People who support e girls / streamers in a nutshell. Giving her money to go put to dinner with her bf. Lolz

[@AlfredoPuente8]

A day in the life of Idubbbz.

[@Davidenico01]

bruh

[@ryuzaki1115]

U even know who made "joke" ? Shakespeare 😂😂

[@lomarivosa1]

This is honestly too convincing to be funny. It’s actually kind of upsetting.

[@chrizzycream]

Great acting ik

[@dominicmcwhirter9729]

I know sadly

[@subatomicgxn7807]

The acting is so accurate, I am just fucking retracting into my body in cringe.

[@skipher2855]

Ye tbh your right

[@winterlemons5969]

The person 6 comments above me is true

[@Sunshineoversham]

Now I get what a Simp is. It’s the watered down version of a Masochist.

[@VinceTheCreatorr]

I'm linking this video in to all the viewers of Pokimane's chat.

[@HypNoEnigma]

Yo that is messed up. That is pretty much a simp nest, that is where they breed and are born.

[@krzysztof7374]

@@HypNoEnigma they don't breed lmao, they just convert boys who have irresponsible parents.

[@jahuahua112]

Jesus. Even the creators who collab with her tend to be simp-like sometimes. Imagine the fucking viewers.

[@EliHendrix]

You should link my video on simps too 🥴😂

[@benlo5182]

@@HypNoEnigma lol

[@keef_cheefr3110]

This makes me physically ill to think there are actually men in the world who do this

[@Sleepless420]

bruh same

[@luminocuratoria1335]

True man. I wonder why men be that way...

[@Sleepless420]

@@luminocuratoria1335 to get a taste of that forbidden water

[@luminocuratoria1335]

@@Sleepless420 Ehhhh

[@shekelman9336]

There aren't

[@Paguo]

This is a joke, but keep in mind people like this exist

[@ejej_shej7958]

Unfortunate

[@essentialoilsme]

Paguo true

[@jasonhellboy_]

exactly like my slut ex girlfriend loser bf

[@cory5154]

Me

[@turkishdelight600]

🤫

[@immortalsun]

That Yoshi’s Island remix at the end of your videos always get me bopping, jamming, goofing, and gaffing. I hope these vids never get copyrighted!

[@aaryansh6789]

This is Peter Parker and Mary Jane ...if Peter never got his powers .

[@mysticpowerz808]

...movie version Mary Jane?

[@Cb54109]

Not really Mary Jane was not an ass hole too Peter

[@jayhittinbucketzmusic9722]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6HJc5aBoresfZo

[@realfarmer21]

I made a reaction to this kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3KvcoyYhsqIa9k

[@CourtTV.]

I was looking for a peter parker comment.

[@jaqenhghar2379]

This is basically female Twitch Streamers and their donators

[@aqeel889]

Jaqen H'ghar true dat

[@xf4n4t1c7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kormit_mcspoicy1671]

Neekolul

[@emilianul2850]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE LULW

[@XxOmegaslayerxX]

Facts

[@squash_is_here5500]

Pokimane fans in a nutshell

[@wonder815]

Mokipane

[@wonder815]

Dokilane

[@wonder815]

Sokisane

[@wonder815]

Notitane

[@wonder815]

Qokigane

[@Thou-tj7hd]

Awhh, what a supportive brother he is 💗💗

[@shivam3027]

Damn, I didn't know whether to laugh or get sad And holy hell man you are a really good actor.

[@RyanTheLeader]

Xemphron thank you((: one of the only things I pride myself on

[@小琰-j2l]

Same tbh

[@小琰-j2l]

And that girl too

[@SunnyKumar-mz7mv]

Girl should improve ... Feel like she will laugh any moment and what was that slap?? Looked so fake... A real slap for a good video is worth it

[@Abstru5e.]

definitely laugh

[@AJ-xc4nm]

I have never felt so bad for a fictional character in my entire life.

[@shadi15]

you know what's even "badder" ? it's not fictional

[@yungmun4155]

Shadi Abadi worse you mean

[@ivanyang7032]

who says its fiction

[@bobbob4926]

why feel bad for someone like that thats what you get for being beta

[@celikciogluemrecan378]

Me too

[@afrikayt]

There's a country named Chad, there's no country named Simp, that's all I'll say.

[@kinohua.w]

rhodokartillery aka afrika I want to like but u’re 69 likes :/

[@antsuvag9230]

haha i liked now its 70

[@adamik8948]

There's a lake mega Chad lol

[@Jame-e5n]

Well theirs a country named after the n word tho.

[@khaliblak1870]

@@Jame-e5n what n word do you mean negro?

[@Redosus1010]

I think better be a single than this tragedy

[@sniffer123-z1o]

the thing is your still single as a simp but if youre just single it means you respect yourself

[@Redosus1010]

@@sniffer123-z1o Exactly

[@RAHIEM69D]

You think it's better? You should KNOW it's better...

[@southparkstanmarshofficial]

Harry Potter hasn't been himself since he left Hogwarts

[@sade4459]

I hope this isn't copied

[@southparkstanmarshofficial]

@@sade4459 No.

[@marceldavis7730]

I have many assignments to do and nearly no time. Could you please post yourself on r/rareinsults ?

[@harryjamespotter6512]

Well I don't need to simp...half of Hogwarts simps over me...

[@SreyRc]

LMAO

[@loganballing5545]

This is how villains like the joker are born.

[@geek8673]

Yo? wtf!!

[@MichaelBrown-bl2ff]

@@geek8673 😂😂😂😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

[@gascoin3709]

“this town deserves a better class of simps”

[@dante53a]

Nah joker has class

[@killgre2399]

That insult to joker

[@Noname-no5qf]

Sometimes, my wife and her boyfriend let me sleep at the end of the bed.

[@ejbvides4625]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigwhopper6501]

Lucky u, I have to stay in the cupboard

[@ddlmao3504]

Bosna. 🇧🇦

[@Noname-no5qf]

Denis Dz ❤️🇧🇦❤️

[@cl4655]

r/cursedcomment

[@andreymelsonso1901]

Toto video je největším motivátorem něco dělat s sebou, aby se nestát tak ubohým, jak je uvedeno v tomto videu. Za to fakt děkuju

[@mrtrollnator123]

Fr

[@pawneraser9022]

Everything about this is disgusting. Its perfect. Everyone is so unlikable, her domineering and snarky personality, his psuedo-intellectual rationalizations for his position. Theres so much to unpack in this masterpiece. Thank you, I hate it.

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

Mac Matheson he was rude to the guy but also tolerates this unfair treatment towards him and acts as more of a bystander in this situation just my opinion tho

[@walker7155]

Bro my homie be doin this though. I cant fw him no more. He was up till 4am one night tellin me about this girl I couldnt getem to shut up. Ppl like this actually exist it's sad af tho.

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

Mac Matheson I never said the simp guy wasn’t a bitch just that the boyfriend isn’t necessarily helping him with anything and is more just standing around like nothings happening

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

Mac Matheson damn you right lemme call him up right now

[@productproductionsinc3997]

How bout you just laugh like any other people

[@just1eevee691]

I legitimately forgot that this was acting for a minute

[@chiefnerve1710]

Same

[@nagi2960]

Ditto

[@deivymaybe7554]

Just1Eevee she almost laughed all the time

[@adrianelias2365]

Then they were superb actors.

[@Vinc34U]

helps that the guy never went to the gym a day in his life

[@klauseba]

I imagine this is how e-girls' top donors look like.

[@jensjensen9035]

klauseba more overweight

[@x.enigma]

@@jensjensen9035 there we go, somtimes neckbeards too

[@cris46531]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

[@accountmoved8637]

Why are neck beards still a thing? I've never understood that. It's like the biggest beard fail ever

[@x.enigma]

@@accountmoved8637 yeah I never understood why people kept them, it gives a nasty image for them, making the ppl look gross and dirty

[@davidofergals6947]

Simps make me sick.

[@afanoflafear]

Sorry for inducing 🤢 in you.

[@monsterenergyninja9456]

Yeah, these guys have nothing else to do. Just send money to these girls.

[@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003]

This guy looks like a crossover of mr bean and harry potter

[@guslevogus6098]

Fuck, I can't unsee it

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Ih god

[@GUMTOON]

Yea dude

[@DragoniaLegendary]

Was about to say

[@ennver9891]

This is too good

[@rhlsnkh3]

I just felt sad watching this

[@RyanTheLeader]

Tun Yan why Peter is happy

[@aesthetic_dude795]

Tun Yan 669 likes Rn so I won’t like :(

[@pawneraser9022]

@@RyanTheLeader Peter is missing out on healthy relationships and self actualization. He hasnt found happiness just submission and delusion.

[@reddd-77]

@@ZZ-xi9dp yikes. "feminine energy" wut

[@JoeSixThreeOh]

not me He’s trying to say “Empathy is for cucks” in the most roundabout, pseudo-intellectual manner possible.

[@muadz6629]

What's crazy is that there's actually dudes like this who exist. I can't fathom being this type of dude

[@nickniehaus1763]

And females like this and males in relationships with them that allow other males to act like this

[@Hevvvyyy]

Fr ,i feel bad but I also hate that mentality

[@MotionX01]

It’s gotta be a lie. I refuse to believe this, there’s no actual way there are people like this.

[@cayden2744]

@@MotionX01 It's even worse

[@jolonghthong]

@THE NEWMAKER nope.

[@RamiHamdan-ze7ms]

This is not a skit, this is a documentary 😂

[@ryokutya8375]

You treat her like a queen. *She'll treat you like a peasant.*

[@markevans1225]

Isn't that how monarchy works?

[@fusionid6647]

*Queen Elizabeth II wants to know your location*

[@nerd8342]

@@markevans1225 well, yes but yes but no i mean u are right in respect to the old days of monarchy but wrong ethically

[@kooptt]

I’m 14 and this is deep

[@ananx4914]

Treat her like a friend lmao

[@Zeka00]

I genuinely feel bad for him even tho I know it’s fake.

[@ArdhenduChakraborty621]

@@goldenmountain5902 STRANGELY uncomfortable.

[@yerman0564]

He's just so pathetic that you have to feel bad for him.

[@thethumbwarriormendoza817]

@@yerman0564 you can’t feel bad because he did this to him self

[@mrtyrant1680]

Because believe or not, lots of guys are in this situation. (The girls are more suddle though.)

[@emptys5509]

Obviously this guy needs a therapist, he needs help i think . And this girl is really hideous.

[@armor793]

He's talking to a girl, he's one step ahead of me dammit

[@andresperalta5258]

My heart feels like it got stabbed.

[@awesometown1000]

I’d rather not talk to a girl than be treated like this

[@lordofhostsappreciator3075]

^^^

[@narutobestanime1186]

F

[@KipomoVideos]

Armor this isn’t talking King

[@thegivpmn9565]

I have been a simp (lol not this bad) . I had a strong inferiority complex that i don't deserve to approach or be liked by a woman. So any kind of female attention i got, i considered it a huge favour from her. It really is sad how excruciatingly difficult it can be for some men to get into a genuine relationship. I found this video sad even though it's humorous.

[@afanoflafear]

Who needs a relationship? I'm happy to worship a woman I like for the rest of my life even though she has a partner.

[@Oliver-li4vi]

@@afanoflafear💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Nell302]

@@afanoflafeargng 💀💀💀

[@SpiritDemolisher]

Piece of art right here! 😍

[@ilias2983]

Ein bisschen spät

[@murdalikegambino]

Your views are so little how the fuck do you have 119k????

[@goofballsara]

@@murdalikegambino actually, he has 10+ videos with more than one million views so, he's not sus. But these days a lot of small youtubers are using subbots. You can see so many in random reccomended youtube videos.

[@hamadcheats]

*_pure gold comedy._*

[@TempoChannel5]

kskjdrj

[@butsargeee]

If you’ve ever bought some egirls Patreon or onlyfans this is literally you

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

What if you bought both?

[@Gongasmnm]

@@TheAnimationStationTAS 2 negatives = a positive result

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

@@Gongasmnm thank you master oogway

[@sauce773]

@MUNCH IEZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my man

[@Cxncubine]

I mean I got $5 from my grandma a month ago so I bought Belle’s $1 tier and a bag of chips Neither were worth it.

[@smoke4131]

2.1k dislikes are from SIMPs who say "This is normal for a guy."

[@gj9157]

Ooof

[@nhungluu3985]

Eeeeeeefffff

[@funker4213]

lmao

[@epikwhale5212]

Lmao

[@chloetzpiano6548]

faxxxx

[@wafflinglad]

it’s crazy how there is actually guys like this in real life..... 💔 being nice DOES NOT get you anywhere my bros (speaking from experience)!

[@titaniumsalmon3238]

Alternate Title: Day in the life of Mordecai

[@LordAmbatublow16]

He made the show pretty hard to watch 🤮

[@dagoesquer2587]

Andre Casimir which show?

[@joshthesupertagger]

@@dagoesquer2587 Regular Show

[@X-j-rt4go]

Andre Casimir he’s really not that bad

[@BroMordekai]

I take offense to this

[@Barbaroossa]

I was a simp once, a long time ago. This hit me right in the pancreas.

[@hagrid4281]

Did u used to pay dinner for her dates with other guys ?!!!!!

[@Barbaroossa]

@@hagrid4281 Good God no, it was never as bad as in the video.

[@dukecarraway1762]

I'm glad you're no longer one

[@kan50805]

Looooooosser

[@kan50805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/laHEeJJ_p9CSm5Y U

[@vckaspar2367]

I know this is just acting, but people actually do this...and it’s sad.

[@jeanneymar373]

No they dont

[@xZaKKoxzxZXZXZXzxzxv]

@@jeanneymar373 obviously you are a simp so you dont know the error of your way poor little simp

[@jeanneymar373]

D e a t h S k u l l aight tell me the name of a simp who behave the way shown in the video

[@MrCaw77]

@@jeanneymar373 there definately are dudes like this sadly

[@181-k3k]

Simp alert

[@arnahunas4048]

This unironically motivates me on what NOT to become

[@zinoxechill]

"White knighting" "Getting cucked" I cant breathe

[@zinoxechill]

@sREEshti "Shakesphere invented the word"

[@POOPGOD999]

Zinoxe yup. thats what he said..

[@ricoco7891]

Zinoxe His empty fucking stare after hearing it brilliant acting lmao

[@strapsreloaded]

I feel honored to be the 1,300th like to this comment

[@slywata7780]

They're not new words lol

[@GamingGenre]

This is what would’ve happened if Harry Potter didnt get accepted into hog warts

[@danieleccleston7928]

You're a simp Harry!

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Daniel Eccleston *i’M a W h A t?!*

[@tjlnintendo]

Harry Potter and The Fallen Timeline.

[@GamingGenre]

tjlnintendo LMAAAO

[@zigsteenine8650]

tjlnintendo that’s literally the cursed child

[@PeterMasalski93]

This is the saddest video have seen since the Schindler's list...

[@mentalraystudios766]

Ohh yes saddder than schindler's list.

[@E_se_Endrick_fosse_assim]

So watch Part 2, it’s actually worse

[@Max-lw3ul]

Mean

[@jout738]

Is the reason you find some men so much used and raped by women in pornhub, because they are simps? I would never be some prideful boatch simp, that belives she is always 100% right in arguments, so I cant stand her screaming over me, when I speak and her so prideful personality.

[@E_se_Endrick_fosse_assim]

@Mystical Alchemy maybe a fiction, at least for the based ones...

[@cat_city2009]

It's horrifying that there are some people out there like this.

[@shreklovedonkay2725]

This is f$%&ing sad and depressing to see him lower himself this low, hes so blind glad its fake...

[@anxboxharddrive9348]

For some guy its reality

[@drei9]

Im glad its fake. I cannot stand this.

[@wesolit6781]

It's based on real shit though lol. Theres a ton of ppl like that on the internet

[@nathanieltaylor8754]

@@anxboxharddrive9348 lol not quiite

[@trojanhorse1247]

It's not fake there are some people just like that

[@1lambofan465]

I know this simp thing is a meme and everything but like in reality, dear homies, don't let a girl take advantage of you, no matter how much you like her if she takes advantage of you then you gotta understand she is not the one, don't waste time :)

[@killshotz6747]

That's why now the word created to humiliate those Betas

[@iblameharry2835]

ur a simp for lamborghinis

[@silenttvshka]

Alpha shit

[@silenttvshka]

@Call me Eszter Doing just great!

[@davey5867]

So that's why submissive people are hated, every men must be a dominant

[@ComicSams48]

Hey he's met her in person. That's how you know it's a parody

[@stirmagpie]

Lol

[@melanierider97]

ahahahaha omg

[@chrectorB]

Underrated

[@Kou69]

Facts

[@ITIsFunnyDamnIT]

There really are guys like this with women who treat them just like this. I have seen very similar stuff like this in real life. It's quite sad.

[@eeeeee1857]

"I hate simps" -Albert Einstein

[@kayb9489]

facts

[@eddiew2325]

ok simp

[@jeremyrooney9590]

1945

[@smirkermy4562]

"Don't trust the internet" -Adolf Hifler

[@desired_effect5251]

"Me too" -Abraham Lincoln

[@SkyenNovaA]

I feel disgusting after watching this, even while knowing it's an act.

[@plugplanet1107]

@@marekkelin1181 bro r u serious?

[@davko3100]

@@marekkelin1181 you need help

[@FirstLast-jp4uz]

@@marekkelin1181 Jesus can heal your heart bro

[@BenWinder108]

I cant stop laughing

[@nsilvya6079]

@@marekkelin1181 I feel really bad for you

[@saayum]

This is Greg from diary of a wimpy kid 10 years later

[@rickkcir2]

*Diary of a Simpy Kid.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Sam is Short bruh greg from diary of a wimpy kid is a narcissistic psychopath, he only loves himself, if anything he would end up like light yagami

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

@@NeostormXLMAX hes gonna end up like part 1 dio tbf and rowley is jonathan

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

@Dr. Kujo yes yes yes yes yes!

[@foff1356]

Poor soul

[@vedantdesai1]

Zyzz is watching brahs, be strong, don’t simp… get to the grind

[@afanoflafear]

Simp grind? Don't mind if I do.

[@defvii]

Didn't realise KZbin allowed femdom porn on their platform

[@pingozingo]

Ethan Djeric bruh

[@sz3611]

bruh

[@shryoder]

Bruh.

[@FandomAnxiety]

Bro

[@bleak3304]

actually its findom

[@ixine-yz5uh]

Even I won’t tell what I said to get these likes

[@justsomedudewithoutabeard9450]

I'm glad you were sent to jail.

[@subudas937]

@@justsomedudewithoutabeard9450 m

[@BELDAM808]

Y

[@nabah08]

N

[@obamgma]

S

[@hartfantom]

This comment section is full of former simps having their simp ptsd

[@dtczyk8976]

True

[@leversandpulleys9274]

lol yes

[@eldrichery853]

I can't really deny that tbh. Hopefully I learned my lesson

[@bv3893]

does being too shy but no too dumb to do those things count as a simp?

[@fuckidkwhatishouldnamemyse4210]

BΣΣЯΔМV ok Be honest nobody has simped this hard

[@Xamry]

This is gold! But also super sad😮😂😅

[@afanoflafear]

Guess I'm super sad lol.

[@jcnot9712]

I’ve run into a few girls who keep a guy around like this and this video isn’t even an exaggeration. The guys who allow this are beyond pathetic, but the girls are much worse offenders in my opinion since they gravitate towards these guys while dating another.

[@casey997]

Exactly they're both bad, but the girl is just evil

[@-SANDMAN]

I refuse to believe this scenario could exist in real life. I just can't.

[@cobyzephkowski]

It’s probably a fetish. (Dom/Sub) kinda thing.

[@MDonuT-of7px]

I don't blame the women in this case. If I was a hot-ass bitch I'd keep around a couple sexless betas to fuel my hobbies. I'm blaming the spineless retards who are enabling this kind of behavior. Back in the old days, you'd at least get your dick stepped on, or get whipped, if you prostrated yourself like this. Now, betas are just letting these hoes get away with eye contact.

[@renthehag]

Financial domination is absolutely a fetish. There are people who get off on letting other folks have complete control of their finances. I personally don’t understand it, but if that’s their thing, good for them. As long as they’re both consenting and enter into it knowing what to expect, have fun. Not my place to judge. 🤷‍♀️ On the other hand, if it’s manipulative with baited expectations and promising more but never delivering then fuck that shit completely.

[@thotslayer1379]

She Give him too Much attention. Unrealistic.

[@essentialoilsme]

True, more ghosting, flaking, and being late would be going on

[@lz2141]

@@essentialoilsme you’d know

[@essentialoilsme]

@@lz2141 yup, been a simp in my past, the redpill woke me up

[@essentialoilsme]

@@taofeekkk_ see my comment above

[@essentialoilsme]

@@taofeekkk_ that’s all we can do

[@unknownseizure]

Simps: *exists* E-girls: _imma bout to end this man's whole wallet_

[@bowskee]

😂😂😂

[@SpidrMunkee]

Tf I keep seeing you everywhere

[@nihilsum3451]

and whole time, honor, dignity...

[@dmacker9793]

Empty*

[@Chokiits]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@floppa731]

i literally cant finish this video it physically hurts

[@murmovies]

Harry Potter really went downhill after all these years

[@kronniichiwa9909]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Simping

[@khalil42]

Kakuzu [Earth Grudge Fear] nice one

[@albertweedsteinthethuggeni7797]

Harry Potter and the deathly simps

[@stirmagpie]

@Albert Weedstein The Thug Genius ROFL

[@HarryPotter-op4yw]

Bruh

[@TheLANC95]

Two months later police found him sitting in the corner of the living room wearing her skin.

[@MrKevCoan]

i see that you like creepypastas

[@aryan7767]

bruh wtf

[@Ws6Ms]

Lmfaoooo

[@RamonSanders]

"SHE LIKES ME, SHE REALLY DOES *MANIC LAUGHING* "

[@juanpalecuna2152]

Yooooo what

[@warishataj7544]

He looks like Mr bean and Harry Potter together

[@koeir]

this is underrated lol

[@ian-checkmyaboutsection3961]

Whahahahaha

[@donossas4975]

Bruh i said that too🤣

[@chinossynthesizer705]

He looks like the dude with the glasses from Shaun of the dead

[@ramsingsharma8503]

Lmaoooo

[@quatelquandor4803]

1:56 “eventually a girlfriend” 2:41 when she shouted “shut up” 😂😅😭

[@aishikmukherjee06]

JK Rowling might actually say that this is the canon Harry Potter.

[@oil1252]

lol

[@rubide5907]

Do not make fun on Harry potter like this . He Is not a simp

[@otapu8526]

@@rubide5907 he looks like him

[@iagobm]

I'm gonna tell my son this was HP

[@mujtabakamran8887]

Gosh when I was a little kid people used to say I look like Harry Potter

[@eleazaradua501]

I have never felt so genuinely bad for a fictional character. And that's including all the TV shows and movies I've ever watched. This 4 minute KZbin video evoked more sympathy from me than all 8 seasons of game of thrones. Wack. Edit: grammar Idubbz nooooooo

[@zachshah9350]

Eleazar Adua guess you could say ur a symp

[@tyvamakes5226]

Can it surpass Luke Skywalker and Jackal Queenston?

[@StevenBeBrave]

I cant feel bad for someone who chooses to be pathetic.

[@Mr371312]

Honestly if you feel sympathy Instead of disgust you are on the road to becoming a simp. Resist

[@eleazaradua501]

@@Mr371312 Whiles I do feel revulsion at the thought of anyone having this little self-respect, I feel pity for him as well. He reminds me of those kids in elementary school who everyone hates but tolerated because they had an Xbox. I always felt bad for this kids, so the same kind of reasoning applies here.

[@Hotcalop]

Damn they made a documentary about pokimane's twitch subscribers

[@sadaarontveit3635]

true af

[@EliHendrix]

You should check out the vid I uploaded on simps

[@RoegadynEnjoyer]

And then she takes off her makeup.

[@Argus10q]

Casper Elkjær reall

[@dexterjettster8875]

@@RoegadynEnjoyer Then she has lost simp privilege.

[@vergil4816]

There are a lot of guys like this . My ex-gf had two of those minions. If we fought these guys would come and apologize on behalf of her.

[@afanoflafear]

I'm one of them man, me and two other guys have a friendly competition going on where we give a woman we like as much money as we can afford. She'll have a house in no time!

[@mrtrollnator123]

@@afanoflafear stop this, unless you're joking

[@afanoflafear]

@@mrtrollnator123 Can't stop won't stop #simp4life #simpandproud

[@soincboom2]

Man’s was laying his cards out like he was playing Yu-gi-oh

[@JT044-iz1cv]

The Simp of the Cards

[@NeoShot]

Damn I would never be a simp, I rather be into Trap (cards)

[@jcnot9712]

Swaggamuffin he got sent to the cuckold realm

[@judaiyuukii]

Brah 😭😂😂😂

[@diegomanuel5065]

Made him assemble all five pieces of visa.

[@Loval1]

Bro I actually started to feel bad even tho it’s fake😂

[@leviaWNG]

True actor

[@JeetMitra01]

I wanna like but you at 69 likes

[@madhubala1274]

Samee

[@stonedapemusic3899]

I don't feel bad 4 simps

[@noahross3642]

That is how you know the actor is good haha

[@brianself5598]

As much as this is funny, this is a reminder to never simp.

[@kara2942]

Yes

[@DrDirie1]

Tbh being aggressive is better than being a simp

[@jayhittinbucketzmusic9722]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6HJc5aBoresfZo

[@reven5367]

NO SIMP SEPTEMBER IS UPON US BOYS

[@xyeko4279]

I simp but not like this....

[@marganzamaharail7936]

This is insanely true I can't imagine but it's happening

[@aldo3g]

Oh geez, even considering that is fake, to think there are thousands like him, that really makes me feel bad for them. I hope one day those guys find redemption.

[@calumfoster-bayliss7122]

are there? I've never met someone like this.

[@pedromota7569]

There is not a single person like this lol

[@calumfoster-bayliss7122]

​@@pedromota7569 Yeah, I think I'd enjoy the video more if it was subtle. As it is it's not very funny.

[@pedromota7569]

@@calumfoster-bayliss7122 maybe is exagerared for comedic purposes. Not that funny to me but thats maybe the purpose xd

[@naydsoe27]

@@pedromota7569 you'd be surpised.

[@witchcrafft8236]

A day in life of a Pokimane viewer.

[@ThatGuy-er5yt]

Exactly 😂😂

[@neros398]

Yes it is

[@neros398]

@JaKi J sup yoda

[@lucagros9751]

@@neros398 sup yodas

[@neros398]

@@lucagros9751 sup no yoda

[@villarreal956flo]

My homie turned into a simp, i tried to talk him out of it.

[@RyanTheLeader]

All the good ones fall

[@RatDoggg]

F

[@pockit5107]

@@ZZ-xi9dp I'm so sorry for your loss bro. My condolences.

[@david.chilin]

Show some love kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjTgHV_Zs2jiqM

[@david.chilin]

Yo MomBoyfriend Show some love kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjTgHV_Zs2jiqM