Day in the life of a Discord Mod

[@RyanTheLeader]

Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! > ridge.com/LEADER

[@trioz4061]

Hi

[@misanthropicsophist]

are you by chance also a mod in Pestily's dischord ?

[@brickman770]

but seriously how old are you?

[@Necoarcchaos205]

no

[@patcherandpatch]

Nice Hatsune Miku figure you got there 😏

[@Danidev]

Reason for kick: "im a mod lol" too accurate

[@leonardocabaca7077]

Lol ur famous

[@tearem9703]

Dani barabani

[@Dogetuberyt]

Yes Dani. They're too accurate. I tried showing people my game :') And nobody liked it :(

[@ss-lloydd136]

Milk gang

[@WorKSimi]

@@Dogetuberyt I want to see your game dogetuber

[@ZeNsmash]

It's gotten to the point where this isn't even a skit. It's a documentary.

[@jasonbourne7792]

lmao

[@calvinlost3977]

It's got the style of a mockumentary so you're 100% right.

[@tasium5296]

Bro when is the next video zen?

[@ZeNsmash]

@@tasium5296 lmao very soon. I promise.

[@hharlington7156]

Didn't expect you here man, thought you just vanished or died or something.

[@aloafofbagels6381]

The way you said "it's a Pewdiepie meme", "are ya winnin son", and "cringe" were just so spot on that it kinda hurt

[@aaaaaiatoyomartelaaa8571]

and "these new e-thots and 'gamers' joining" it was too accurate

[@alviOST]

@@sweetcheeks5875 no u.

[@hac9336]

@@alviOST u sound like a discord mod

[@harshjain3122]

It is cringe

[@alviOST]

@@hac9336 no u.

[@Jigamanx2]

The underage girls thing is spot on. Discord mods can be straight up fing creeps

[@LamarlovesJesus]

Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again put your trust in Jesus Christ.

[@huansonnig7198]

@@LamarlovesJesus ok thanks

[@LegitPostalDudeArchive]

Discord mods, staff, server owners, from my experience they always seem to be predators in some way shape or form...

[@peterk.2108]

@@LegitPostalDudeArchive any stories?

[@MrDragos360]

@@LegitPostalDudeArchive Why calling a 14yo "his kitten" is disgusting for you ? It's super cute. Maybe she was his irl gf. That's how me and my gf call each other, "my little kitten", even in public. Seening people faces when we do it is crazy fun. Had some dudes harrasing me casue they are envy of a 35yo dating a 13yo, some times I even had to call the cops to arrest them for harassment. We are dying of laughing when this happens.(It is is perfectly legal to date like this as much as you don't go "intimate" or do stuff related to that, for that we have to wait 3 more years until 16 😎)

[@PocketSquidward]

"Have you ever considered being a substitute teacher?" Discord Mod: "Have you ever considered that I can't go within half a mile of a school?"

[@releaq5827]

underrated comment

[@thelemonthingy1571]

Always underrated

[@scrubnubz6063]

Im ur 1.1K like

[@amvcentral3164]

Y E S

[@setsers1]

😂

[@ripDigitalGraveyard]

It’s less of being respected and more of being feared

[@NewlyAwakened]

I prefer stealth modding

[@ryanw459]

@@NewlyAwakened I assume that means you're a mod without anyone actually knowing lol?

[@NewlyAwakened]

@@ryanw459 it just means I have done some modding without running my mouth about it, lol

[@Hebiiiii1]

You sound like Azula for some reason

[@callmebig_e]

I use discord underage

[@josephvanhorn1685]

This is not a skit It's a documentary

[@matthias8161]

lmao

[@kidtrunkx3075]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@sjrjfndn]

2k likes and 5 replies interestingy...

[@zenithchan1646]

*_HOLY SHI-_*

[@JoeMama-le7lw]

lol 😂

[@blackknight9156]

Fun story about a mod abusing his power. We knew the guy from high school, and as such he lived close to us. He had been in the server for two years, but started abusing his power and being a dick. When the owner kicked him, he DDoS'ed the owner. The owner got tired of his shit, got three of his buddies, and they went to his house and beat the fucking tar out of him. Imagine the look on the guy's face when he figured out that he cannot mute punches.

[@spidelated]

He got what he didn't saw coming

[@samscott3512]

this happened to me once but instead of a discord mod it was my uncle, he touched me and I lived it, however it was still abuse of power (with rizz)

[@spidelated]

@@samscott3512 😦

[@brodoodtv8343]

@Demon no he said he DdoSed the owner that is leaking their location online no wonder he beat the crap out of him

[@cicamaca725]

​@Demon It's annoying af.

[@heyitzdaredevil8305]

The way how he dodges answering how old kitten was is golden.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

It is

[@IHuntSxpreme]

Yo daredevil???

[@thiccbear4273]

3 comments 843 likes, w a t

[@dervvy]

@@thiccbear4273 I've seen comments that have 2k likes with around 8 comments, the silent majority is huge.

[@yurimessiah]

@imrankhan I mean, with comments like that, what's there to say? "Mhm yeah I agree" is kinda.. eh? Just like the comment and move on with your day lol.

[@mrturtletail3945]

"I banned 40 people today, just because they pissed me off." Accurate

[@thelegendarydarkknight585]

MrTurtleTail that’s literally how so many mods act it’s ridiculous how fragile they are.

[@mariawagner7743]

Right when I scrolled down to this comment I hear it in the video LOL

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

lol I got banned from a server even though I didn't speak in it for 2 days because the one mod's "girlfriend" turned out to be a femboy

[@yungeggroll]

I hate it when mods abuse their powers

[@percolsin]

Yanderedev : amateurs..... "What's that punk‽" Yanderedev: *turns* AMATEURS.

[@Simte]

The lifeless stare of his look is what seals the deal for me.

[@MatusDubrava]

for sure man. worse is when some of your good friends slowly turn to something like this, and even morally put you down like a bro if you don't give them a proper validation of what they do . those eyes says it sooo much, so little enthusiasm, just aa funn fantasy life . fuk that

[@callmebig_e]

I use discord underage

[@user-tn6mw8ri9z]

666th liker happy spooktober

[@lafayette9410]

@@callmebig_e great, now you're on the FBI watch list

[@callmebig_e]

@@lafayette9410 lol

[@45johngalt]

The dead behind the eyes, near renal failure look was captured perfectly by Ryan. The man truly is a chameleon of an actor.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

That description was so vivid, it made me laugh out loud 😂

[@Allwin-lz6yj]

Chameleon of an actor wtf 😂

[@johnnyrocketfingaz]

​@Allwin-lz6yj Are you dumb? It's a term used to describe versatility in an actor. You're not funny.

[@epser5842]

reason for ban: *"no reason given"* would be more accurate

[@krimsonite2574]

Lol yes i hate those servers who have ban reasons just for ban logs and dont dm you ban reason or anything, and they ask me to appeal, how do i appeal if i just randomly got banned and dont know why

[@robotic1352]

@@krimsonite2574 frl i just wanna 🤛🏽 the mod

[@Qagher]

Hey that's me

[@maxime6574]

@@krimsonite2574 I was admin on plenty servers and ALWAYS told my mods to do that. Also, this video is accurate, some of them have more than 21 days worth of vocal spent time in a month, and the thing different is I unranked them the first time they did something with minors and abusing perms. And yeah, I always hated no reason on bans, it can't help anyone.

[@krimsonite2574]

@@maxime6574 not really i am not blaming the mods or admins, they always have the ban reasons but the server itself doesnt have a bot or anything available to DM you that ban reason, instead the ban reasons are registered in logs

[@blixtm.]

Discord user: “My mum just died I’m really sad right now” Ryan: “Please keep memes out of General!”

[@sadsworth4605]

Ikr one mod said someone to not out a status was which depressing

[@mr.shepherdspie7958]

See this is why I don't like to talk on popular discord servers. I just have a group chat with a few friends, and a small server without mods.

[@NoiseFlippin]

Tbh i've never seen that sort of mod

[@austinjiang6409]

I’m a mod and I’ve never done that :(

[@NoiseFlippin]

@Air Conditioner I'm not on that many public discord servers, and on the ones I am in, mods are rather human.

[@anonman2926]

“You can’t mute people in real life” Distance learning: Are you sure about that?

[@leocaddo]

Duct tape: am i a joke to you?

[@malcolmdy]

Mute people:

[@TaxEvasionUS]

Murder:

[@eruneko8870]

God:

[@somekid7793]

Ngl this joke didn’t fit well distance learning isnt irl either

[@jarekhartwell6235]

The shirt, the figurine, the pants, the headphones, the keyboard, the lofi in the background, the chair Amazing

[@Grimm9890]

Im scared of how good the cosplay is

[@Akniozo200]

Wait this is all setup!?!?!

[@urmom3697]

@@Akniozo200 yup

[@Sincerity1993]

What cosplay he's literally just wearing a pink shirt and headphones?

[@kappasike]

@@Sincerity1993 look at his pants

[@Sincerity1993]

@@kappasike Forgot those, so a shirt, pants and headphones then lol

[@LoganAllec]

Rule #1: Always disrespect the mod.

[@LoganAllec]

@@tiktokjaxneub4080 rule #3 put # after rule you idiot

[@fbiishere7124]

KEeP mEmES oUt oF gEneRaL

[@xFatherGojox]

yep and when a mod enters the chat just say the worst thing possible to them

[@BRUH-mh7nr]

FACTS.

[@BRUH-mh7nr]

@malathi akula Lol

[@typizza10]

“How old is she” Girl: 11 Mod: “why is it to hot in here”

[@THY403]

lEGaL iN dOG yEArS

[@iskamag]

no.

[@posadist681]

yikes

[@chika5384]

ew?

[@flipmanlet8982]

no, just *no.*

[@malazan6004]

When I was 19 in the 2010s in Australia I was a chat room moderator but I was actually being paid for it. Most of us were University students and it was our side job. It was a room full of us and rotating staff and it was horrible hours I can't imagine doing it for free.

[@stopthis-youtubech.1334]

its for losers

[@Mavantinh33333]

hi

[@ravenstar1397]

being a discord mod, you aren't really obligated to do it 24/7 or any specific hours. just whenever you're free basically

[@IamHomeless692.0]

​@@Mavantinh33333 lmao bot

[@lesliechow6841]

19? thats considered wayy beyond old by discord mod standard today😂🤣🤣

[@crazyewok8742]

“You probably need to see a doctor you probably have diabetes or something” “Cringe”

[@josefdoglin2927]

Lol

[@midtierjesus]

@scooby skwad i love people like you

[@flaminghead1va]

😂 Dude, I knew a guy who was a moderator and this reaction sounds accurate AF to how he would react

[@callmebig_e]

I use discord underage

[@whyustressed0]

“Sighs..Oooookkkkaaayyy”

[@fredfour0]

"Why dont you become a substitute teacher?" You really think a discord mod can get within 500 feet of a school

[@Ofamiri]

Underrated Comment

[@jebowar6679]

lmao

[@pablobarrios7681]

Yo, that’s funny, creepy and awkward at the same time..... like a moderator...minus the funny aspect

[@gerix990]

Simon we add me please

[@animexxblue4057]

Uh I’m a discord mod and go to school- .-.

[@jaynelson9543]

“ i manage over four discord servers which is more than enough work and i am a admin on a sub reddit. this is why i feel i will be a great fit to be ceo of your multi billion dollar company”

[@callmebig_e]

I use discord underage

[@lettuce3337]

@@callmebig_e what does that have to do anything

[@TheBootyWrangler]

They should become tard wranglers at the local elementary school it’s about the same job

[@vega5116]

You sound like the guy who emailed swish in his newest video

[@jaynelson9543]

yo holy shit this blew up

[@spencer9095]

This guy just made me realize exactly what I don't want to be

[@beezer0382]

The crazy part is, that there is ACTUAL people like this in real life.

[@minecraftveteranyoda4476]

Wait they actually do this without a job?

[@nicotbh8304]

@@minecraftveteranyoda4476 yea

[@beezer0382]

@@minecraftveteranyoda4476 mhm. It's sad. It's hard to believe that there are people existing like this on the same planet as me.

[@josephshlegil3827]

how tf

[@hraju2011]

They’re probably all high school dropouts who live with their parents lmao

[@samm9308]

I sent this to a mod on a discord server and he banned me

[@mageguy3]

😂

[@devilh0urr569]

What a hero

[@kevinaweso7656]

He wanted RESPECC

[@gradient-x638]

yeah

[@neilnah2868]

Legend

[@SynthGirl64]

"How old is she?" This is a question that all discord mods refuse to disclose, sorry bud. For reasons of legal safety, he cannot say.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Well.

[@jami.j2044]

I mean

[@enzoqueijao]

Poop is funny

[@tanaka_8112]

@@kannatheweeb8836 Woah! I didn't know I was sub to you lol

[@alfonsoviejo8917]

Xddd

[@shirellx5471]

UNREALISTIC! 1. He is too skinny 2. His room is too tidy 3. His desk isn't dirty enough 4. other stuff i cant include

[@marshall8820]

Everyone's talking about the mod but noone's talking about how the interviewer makes this video 1000% better.

[@fuziontonygaming]

“This turned into an investigation.”

[@marshall8820]

@@fuziontonygaming Mod: ur a pleb Interviewer: ....okay?

[@marcoantoniocolquehuancame3602]

underrated comment

[@someasiankid6323]

TRUE

[@HERBWELSHMAN]

Does he?

[@ForeverCacti]

The only people who disliked this are discord moderators.

[@gabealex1122]

but its at 420 soooo win win

[@imkekkio3054]

Im disliking lmao

[@cicada7788]

@@imkekkio3054 found the moderator

[@no898]

@@gabealex1122 big funny

[@imkekkio3054]

@@cicada7788 i did found the moderator and plot twist IM the moderator!

[@zackieser1]

“You can’t mute people in real life.” 2020 school year: well, actually....

[@TheKing60210]

And you can also cheat on exams more easily

[@JirivandenAssem]

@@TheKing60210 and YOU can't get a job cause you cheat which means you don't learn for your exam XD

[@foh8]

@@JirivandenAssem found the nerd

[@TheKing60210]

@@JirivandenAssem Okay habib

[@f1rek1ller-56]

@@JirivandenAssem Nerd

[@MysticTemplar07]

6:49. The settle laugh from the owner breaking character is the best part.

[@diesell4174]

I can’t tell if this is parody or a documentary.

[@StelioKontos42069]

their lives are a parody they're all pussies

[@Edward-ho2bm]

@@StelioKontos42069 right

[@infinitehwd2103]

What parody? Its straight up Just a documentary

[@Noeton]

It's an investigation.

[@insanitylol]

Ikr, feels a mix of both

[@williamjones324]

“How old are you dude?” “I’ve been on your server for 8 months”

[@RamdanRandom]

so he's 8 months

[@mil1992]

@@RamdanRandom that’s dark the more you think about it.

[@alviOST]

@@mil1992 nah.

[@mil1992]

@@alviOST he’s 8 months old lmao

[@canvxs]

Mind blowing version of Flutter. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6ungZ2KjbKGbJo

[@kkirill4633]

gotta say bullying discord mods is one of the funniest things to ever exist

[@jms2227]

My favorite quarantine hobby.

[@DoofXMachina]

Dude. Its great

[@Livecuhreaction98]

agreed

[@iJ3ff1n911]

It’s fun if it’s a 7-45 year old.

[@Bofinken69]

I am a mod and i agree

[@proudoyster778]

“When you’re a discord mod, all the girls want you.” As a former discord mod, I can confirm that the only reason some of the girls on the server talked to you was to actually manipulate you into giving them perms, which is obviously the case here! Yeah, don’t be a discord mod 😂

[@wrench246]

He grew a neckbeard just for a 9 minute skit. That's some dedication

[@jmc3461]

And broke out

[@mctitties496]

Ryan is officially Ryan Day-Lewis

[@MattyBudzzz]

Prob took a week to grow lol

[@wzrdfrskn832]

Seems rogane-y

[@crossbowkangroo2052]

Don’t discount the unibrow, that thing is solid

[@PinkPask]

Too much light in his room not enough LED lights and closed blinds

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

True

[@Error0101]

Heresy

[@Starshina-yo8ue]

Wait, I think i saw you on one of markiplier videos in the replies

[@PinkPask]

@@Starshina-yo8ue Probably

[@bxvin9788]

@@Starshina-yo8ue markiplier sucks ass

[@Kreia.]

he really nailed the dead look in his eyes. No enjoyment, hates his life and wants to change it but too stubborn to admit it.

[@multipaps9180]

:/

[@ihave1yeartolivesogoon945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpKpdIKQpNx8hck

[@eb_tigers0775]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vHp2CKqc6Aock

[@icedtease1973]

He doesn't want to change it. He wants it to change.

[@MinxHasSevereSkillIssue]

@Joel Roy definitely acting

[@lilkingg82]

I loved the "Do you get paid for this?" Yoooo, The Interviewer is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

[@sillythygoose]

“Her name is Kitten?” “No that’s just what I call her” Grossest shit I’ve ever heard, nice job

[@Z5Z5Z5]

😂 that's the point bruh

[@ascente6932]

That’s… what the joke is for…

[@sillythygoose]

@@ascente6932 I know it’s a joke, it’s supposed to be a compliment

[@CollynBush]

I low-key really don't see the hate for this comment. Just a goose picking up the cue on a funny af joke.👌👌

[@okreally325]

@@CollynBush yes

[@rossvegas7798]

Mods be out here like, I can’t mute people in real life. I can’t ban people in real life. I can’t go within 600 feet of a school zone in real life.

[@adriandiaz4071]

Lmao 😂

[@GekkoOne]

Holy shit lol

[@AceofDlamonds]

stop it lol

[@xxunahxx9207]

Roast lol

[@ArlenPierce]

That last one is what I thought when the guy suggested to be a substitute teacher

[@MrWobblesStreams]

I’m so happy to see you getting success, always been my favorite

[@destructor4bb175]

Didnt expect you to be here but its good to see you

[@r.pgames3971]

Ironic he has more subscribers than you

[@huanisme]

i think i played combat tags with you once on rust, that was fun

[@chief_exe]

:O

[@nathanielwoodbury2692]

So much agreed

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

Discord mods are the middle school vice-principals of the internet.

[@Mateoski97]

What are Reddit mods?

[@_username]

"Are you winning, son?" "What?" "Are you winning, son?" "That's sad"

[@lukast2784]

999 likes dang

[@Gcarlooo]

@I_G6 EXACTLY 😂

[@MaximusMoyles]

@I_G6 tf same here

[@haydenlage7976]

This isnt real, im 4 seconds in and he hasnt groomed a child yet

[@MysticalStd]

Amen

[@blaaaaaaaa2017]

I got kicked out of r/Samsung discord just because I sent this and thought it was the funniest sht. Lmao

[@niijigod3864]

LMFAO

[@niijigod3864]

@Silent Wanderer LMAOOO

[@dihydrogenmonoxide2878]

"it's fine, they'll be legal in 2 years, stop making a big deal about it!"

[@maidaghost1766]

This is so true, a mod was flirting with me and when I rejected him, he kicked me and said “I broke all the rules.”

[@kosarato]

Petty af

[@maidaghost1766]

@@kosarato I know right

[@noname420]

Ay same!

[@unknownmoderator6741]

Thats funny lol

[@emmanuelsantiago7321]

Did you?

[@adrianoparmigiano1398]

I saw this video some time ago but never met a Discord mod. Last month I had the pleasure and it was crazy. Arbitrarily kicking people for asking a question, asking people what their username means and kicking them. Generally creating a complete hostile environment. I could really not believe what I was whitnessing and everybody else was confused also. I felt like under a dictatorship. Very crazy

[@lazyybunnyy]

"How old is she?" "Well her account is..." 😭😂

[@MrSeekerOfPeace]

it wouldn't be so funny if these freaks didn't actually abuse their positions and engage in this disgusting behaviour.

[@michaprzyby5043]

@@MrSeekerOfPeace yes thats not even funny. Its supposed to show how most of mods act

[@crabsarecrap9267]

@@MrSeekerOfPeace so what your saying is that all of the mods are terrible but the everyones that doesn't have admin next to there name is a good member of society??

[@SéaFid]

​@@crabsarecrap9267Nah just that mostly losers gravitate to being mods.

[@thekingofhearts43]

“guys, please keep the memes out of #general” “so back to what i was saying” “yes, i do think that 10 is a reasonable age for reproduction”

[@bleak9157]

Pretty accurate lol

[@MeteorJunk]

Funnily enough, thats around the age of ovulation... WELP

[@meowlit7498]

@@MeteorJunk Jail, Now.

[@k3nz1e73]

Lmao

[@reymysterio7322]

@@Cheezcakenuts I was imagining that

[@nordicstarline9888]

It’s even worse when the bad mod is the owner’s irl friend so they don’t demote them.

[@Michaelbrown-xi3mr]

One Mod said to me and i quote: "Get Thanos Snapped". Literal Child. He also knows the owner IRL.

[@aurora1089]

unrealistic, server mods wouldn't have any friends that ain't over the internet

[@imaginarychip4916]

@Daniel the Maniel Lol this hits on the nose xqc mods

[@noname9041]

exactly theyre abusive not just bad

[@preston6408]

@@Michaelbrown-xi3mr 😂😂😭😭

[@redlizerad8268]

It’s so sad how realistic this is. Like damn I have seen discord moderators exactly like this.

[@DaesoTheOne]

was in a server for like a week and yea there were so many people like that. If anyone disagreed with them on certain games being good were banned, they would interrogate people over their fucking pfp whivh was so stupid. Worst thing they did was ban people even if they did nothing wrong just because they were from Russia or Israel. I wish we could go back to skype 💀

[@jay_cvs2]

inaccurate, the server owner actually did something about the mod abusing his power

[@VincentDoesThings]

Lmao ikr!

[@Trippsy05]

Unfortunate thing is that I was in that situation. The mod was abusing his power and the owner was too soft to do anything about it until people had enough of it.

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

Lol yeah, same with us there was a mod in a server that was being an ass to my friend and I so we decided to leave, and only then did the owner do anything because the server was dead without us because we were the most prominent speakers there, and even then we still decided to wait it out because the only thing that the owner did was say that she wouldn’t let the dumbass mod deal with my friend (since that’s what really caused us to leave along with him being an ass to me as well) but I’m so thankful that my friend and I still waited out after a while because later his mod privileges were taken away :D so no more abuse of power! But yeah point of the story, owners will only really care when their server starts to suffer because of their dumbass friend mod.

[@deivisony]

@@depressedteadepressoespres186 You sounded a little dochey

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

@@deivisony how so? The mod would mute and be an ass to people who didn’t do anything he also said some racist crap, so how is leaving a server with a toxic mod bad?

[@fallingbed1]

1:50 Mods that ask for respect are so cringe, stellar acting 🤣

[@m-mori]

And again I see u. #GALD

[@aidenhoogstra8636]

Ya know what else is pretty cringe? Diabetes

[@callmebig_e]

I use discord underage

[@DrCoomer_1]

Ok JustinY

[@dankore6966]

I like the mods that don’t spend their days bragging about it and you don’t realize that they are mods until you click on their profile

[@jamlpe]

Me: *Says I'm 6 as a joke and gets banned* Mod: *Ranks his 12 year old girlfriend to admin*

[@ThirdGradeProductions]

How is a mod going to give a higher rank than he is though?

[@SirDoodIsTaken]

^^^

[@mewu221]

^^^

[@e.6z1]

@@ThirdGradeProductions r/woooosh

[@alviOST]

@@e.6z1 stfu redditor of my ass

[@rosylagoon3600]

4:48 Perfect missed opportunity for the mod to say "I wouldn't know" after saying how I really changed after college 😂

[@Evan-gw1bf]

“you don’t know what poggers is? holy shit.” This is exactly how I imagine these types of people interacting with the general public LOL

[@mcdaddyhagrid5391]

I gained pog in my vocabulary after being like, into one twitch streamer, and i gotta say in public, whatever I.say it I physically cringe at myself akskaksksk

[@sertu1462]

@Xander Bucher It means something like "great", I think.

[@xXxpowerbagxXx]

I learned what poggers is like 4 months ago lol

[@voltation_4668]

@Xander Bucher it means "epic"

[@trishaagz]

@@froot2912 same i occasionally say it randomly out loud when no one is near me and it's so horribly cringey it's actually disgusting

[@therealabsurd]

He probably has like 5 twelve year old girlfriends.

[@SonicMegaKing]

@@DFusions_ ... 60

[@lilliasxd4860]

twelve 5 year old girlfriends

[@000zach]

Shaqo Fall 60 😂

[@DFusions_]

@@SonicMegaKing ok math teacher

[@kaedilla2196]

@Put your tongue on my Ass let me guess...discord mod?

[@sleepless4252]

And the 3.5k dislikes are actual discord mods feeling offended. Sorry mods, no kicking, banning or muting on KZbin.

[@ak47guy]

underrated comment

[@JohnDoe_51151]

Doesn't matter how you spin the story, people like this are sad and unmotivated

[@persimmonss]

Banning people is very fun though

[@sleepless4252]

@@persimmonss No it isn't lol.

[@sleepless4252]

@@persimmonss Ok gotta admit myself... it feels good to get rid of a spiteful person.

[@rya.a4150]

Fun Fact: Some servers have owners that act like discord mods themselves and usually agree with literally anything that their discord mods would do, mainly because they’re friends or the owner was a discord mod that somehow got promoted to owner

[@mossymoose8920]

“Promoted” lmao

[@CYSYS8993]

Ah yes, the "friend" card enablers like to use to let someone continue their shit. I'm all too familiar with that.

[@penguin_yt959]

“I can’t kick anyone in real life” *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

[@moosegod3334]

*John Cena voice

[@user-nf2es5xv5w]

Just kick them *literally* , and they go away! And to ban them *shoot them*

[@mikedropperplayz7342]

I call it punt the child

[@theredhood62]

G U N

[@codertommy6883]

"You can't deafen people in real life"

[@mutherbrotherHU]

Discord mods when they watch this video: *”bruh, same”*

[@gigimmit]

Not same lol its probably self denial

[@gabriellu5463]

So me

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

I’m gonna comment bruh, same just for the meme

[@rna650]

yiss lmao

[@awesomeawesome8350]

I'm incredibly glad that it's not same. This is still a masterpiece of a video though

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

This dude looks healthier than all Discord mods combined.

[@vilhelmvilhelm2335]

Cuz he is an imposter

[@josephzimmer6364]

yet still looks like an incel

[@josephzimmer6364]

@Z . nothing wrong with being celibate, but being involuntarily celibate means you need to work on yourself, if not one other person can’t see the value in you it’s a sign that your not doing anything valuable.

[@loganjohnson8010]

Idk...

[@connectionlost3917]

sussy baka

[@botowner8623]

I once got banned from a Discord server for posting the "Choose your character" discord mod meme gif and the reason was "Staff disrespect"

[@therossblackwoodshow6288]

Man I once got banned for continuing someone's Skyrim joke

[@Chicken_Wing91]

I left a server because the owner got too overboard with deleting my comments just because of “bad words” best part was calling them out on their hypocrisy before dipping out.

[@henry.08216]

"are ya winning son?" "what?!" "are ya winning son?" "this is sad man" I cant stop laughing at this video omg

[@mrg3neraltuxedos]

Owner of the server : *has a life* Discord mods : whats life??

[@poweroftruth9258]

The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life…..!!!

[@astral-p1823]

@@poweroftruth9258 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee. -Ezekiel 25:17 But for real, fuck off, bot.

[@ihave1yeartolivesogoon945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpKpdIKQpNx8hck

[@eb_tigers0775]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4vHp2CKqc6Aock

[@Rocky-zv9co]

No one is talking about how clean that transition was for the sponsor.

[@jesussfavoriteginger699]

It was smoother then butter

[@ihave1yeartolivesogoon945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpKpdIKQpNx8hck

[@enesaue2192]

I actually thought it was just a part of the skit at first, didn’t realize it was an actual sponsorship

[@soundwavegaming4957]

The fact that he doesn't give out his actual age makes it feel like discord mods are just aliens from another planet

[@crrrrrevre]

They either too young or too old so they dont give thier age

[@shoobzy3431]

More like he only recalls everything that's happened on discord and anything irl is just irrelevant.

[@dzello]

@@shoobzy3431 Nah, the joke is discord mods are known to groom kids. He doesn't tell the girl's and his age because it would call himself out as a pedo.

[@lamardavisakald4438]

“How many years have you been on this f* cking planet?” Discord mod: “uhhh eight months”

[@stoneman18]

When he said "my account is like 30 years old" he meant 30 000 years

[@copium2]

Props to the cameraman for tolerating the smell of the discord mod's room

[@ethanschommer7070]

Fake, his room isn’t dark and dirty enough.

[@Pitulio]

WHERES THE ANIME PILLOW?, WHERE'S THE VIRGINITY COLLECTION??, WHERE'S THE CUMMED FIGURINE?

[@w1k1a]

wheres the anime girl posters???

[@bimomuzakki9379]

his body is not fat enough to be a mod

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

fake, His blinds where slightly opened and he didn't have tissues laying everywhere

[@jubjub444]

Those are Admins you are thinking of

[@Zacari]

"I banned 40 people today just because they pissed me off." Summed up all mods in one sentence.

[@donossas4975]

Mods = no life weebs

[@Breathinghardd]

@@donossas4975 what’s wrong with being a weeb😐

[@demonicthan742]

@@donossas4975 All the Discord Mods Ive seen in servers Im in are just chill people

[@vodaz9109]

Imagine getting banned for posting an article about the Papa John's guy in the off-topic chat during a topic about him.

[@donossas4975]

@@Breathinghardd all of this kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4LZmH-ie96Ypc0

[@SonimodGT]

POV: You've never touched a single blade of grass since 1st grade

[@lonecalzone6901]

i dunno if i wanna touch a grass sword man it’d be pretty ineffective

[@joao_1986]

@@lonecalzone6901 Adventure time grass sword would like to disagree

[@DebsStuffs]

@@lonecalzone6901 long name

[@chalkid3390]

@@lonecalzone6901 ok

[@SafirAksel]

I don't think you get what's a POV is

[@monarkamaritimo9352]

i use this video to motivate myself when im feeling lazy to tell myself that i can become like this if i dont do shit

[@achi2598]

"I banned 40 people today, just because they pissed me off." LMAO

[@dogge4649]

Accurate

[@markian6854]

500th like

[@Lancelot2641]

Exact representation of discord mods: - Unibrows and shrek like face hidden behind a computer screen - Simping is a must - Attention seekers since they are the 'mods' - Insta ban if they find someone even minutely harassing their simping targets

[@Morphologicallyy]

Dont forget the very important neckbeard!

[@LevSeven_]

This is so offensive. Shrek is the epitome of shrexiness, and you compare him to a discord moderator? How distasteful.

[@lordhydra474]

As a discord mod i cant belive people like that exist also don't compare us to shrek the real god the sexiest thing in existence

[@crabsarecrap9267]

Mods "usually" are the ones with a life and a brain you ignore discord users and go shit on mods because the hive mind told you so stop this bs

[@steaki8032]

@@crabsarecrap9267 the thing is, most discord mods are just chill guys who actually want to do good (I've seen first-hand), but this vocal minority of basement-dwellers give them a really bad rep 😔. Still respect the joke but real talk is ok every once in a while.

[@doggoboihour9746]

“You can’t mute people in real life.” “You can’t deafen people in real life.” “You can’t kick people in real life.” “You can’t ban people in real life.” If you try hard enough. *Anything is possible.*

[@lilywest9552]

Doggo Boi Hour you can kick people irl tho

[@hhjeck3207]

you can also deafen them

[@itred12]

You can ban them too if you have the right tools

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

You can ban people in real life, tell them to get off of your private property

[@thebleachbartender1312]

Banned from living

[@alexandrefrappier989]

"Literally you had to mute everybody to get respect" 😂😂

[@brazencoronet17]

“The average person in your discord must be like 9” “Ur a pleb” refuted and destroyed

[@dokara9241]

I saw this as it played in the vid

[@MysteryManGaming]

“How old are you?” “I’ve been on your server for eight months” 😂

[@blaaaaaaaa2017]

I got kicked out of r/Samsung discord for sending this vid in general chat. LMAO

[@awezomeman2357]

Holy shit lmao

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

EVERYONE JOIN IT AND SEND IT LOL

[@shalokshalom]

😂

[@Arklay_Ishimura]

Lolllll

[@kuikoman]

LMaO

[@joreilly]

I can't even tell if the ridge wallet ad was real or not. This was great. Poggers LOL I have no idea what that is. Love it.

[@fruitcakeboy7877]

being a discord mod is so sad because it is the smallest amount of power i have seen go to someone's head

[@fifthaccount5031]

I’ve seen admins of Facebook groups act exactly like this, and Facebook groups have even less customization than discord servers.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@fifthaccount5031 “it’s better than Facebook” isn’t a good defense for literally anything

[@user-ke6gn8pg3u]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 What?

[@ihave1yeartolivesogoon945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpKpdIKQpNx8hck

[@malazan6004]

It happens all over the world in absolutely every role to ever exist. Workplaces are the worst honestly

[@soumikd794]

No joke I actually know a person that's EXACTLY like this. He uses basically every word you used in this video. wHo asKed, poggers etc

[@sharpnelshots]

Bruh...

[@soumikd794]

@@sharpnelshots bruh is one of them. He keeps overusing it

[@sharpnelshots]

@@soumikd794 Damn, I hope that person will change man.

[@avalon1390]

The person u mentioned really need to get a job

[@mklava]

@@avalon1390 bruh deadass this shit is lit yo 😂 😹 , this poggers af

[@maro]

this the funniest shit ive seen in a while

[@Caleb-hp7nw]

the person below me is gay

[@SkinnyMood27]

Verified = likes.

[@lofiwrld216]

@@SkinnyMood27 yup

[@jxstjohnny]

uh oh ur verified. here come the likes

[@heisenberg7935]

your 1000th liker

[@womogman9009]

as a discord server co-owner, my life moderating it is that i check it, forget it exists for a few weeks, check it again to see that im somehow not fired, forget it exists again, and repeat

[@jmariii1145]

Only inaccurate things: The server owner actually did something The mod isn’t morbidly obese

[@jcgamer1650]

Yep lol

[@twosideddog8821]

And his room isn’t dark

[@believer1056]

imagine if he actually got incredibly obese just for this video

[@weedsoldierreal]

@Ethan Palconan Rip your servers, all the owners on mine range from decent to wholesome(then again I'm in like less than 20 servers, and only 3 of them are big ones with the others being just niche communities)

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

And no one got groomed

[@loom3557]

POV: what it feels like to never feel a woman’s touch

[@waywrong9995]

um, what about a *mom* ? she's a woman, right?

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

@@nonofyourbeeswax9228 Laughs in *New Mexico Mother and Son face jail time for incestuous relationship*

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

@@nonofyourbeeswax9228 Oh yes, search it up if you don't believe me

[@australium7374]

@@waywrong9995 no as soon as he became 18, his mom never talked to him again.

[@HunterTalksWeather]

@@theextracrispycolonel9504 Uhm, i'm gonna not look that up, i appreciate the proof though. rather not be on the FBI's most wanted list.

[@TrippyScarecrow]

Ryan's face broke out and he said "I have the perfect roll for this."

[@andrew6]

What’s he rolling?

[@calandprem]

@@andrew6 some loud skunk i hope

[@eattoast6378]

@Zac i can never tell who's baiting who anymore.

[@jonasbrm]

@@andrew6 a spliff and a natural 12

[@brainman67]

The dough

[@deangelocapron3406]

“Ok I’m taking this to the police”💀

[@taynahbarros8914]

In a respect level chart, Discord mods are right next to President and Brain Surgeon

[@NewlyAwakened]

It's a hellish, lame, thankless task

[@taynahbarros8914]

@@NewlyAwakened yeah I bet

[@MrTmb64]

It's closer to a turd on the respect chart... These people need a life

[@VotreLuxeDZA]

@@MrTmb64 damn turd is right above president and brain surgeon :/

[@commonskele3908]

Only very certain mods like very few are good

[@00JayWalker00]

"I'm the most powerful being to ever live." This guy is more powerful than that kid who has god and anime on his side

[@Goldmaykr]

Top ten characters who can defeat thanos

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

@@Goldmaykr even with the infinity gauntlet

[@nathoj8213]

i expected the spanish inquisition

[@GooglePlayGamesAccount]

Plot twist he is that kid

[@beensoja]

STOP LE CAP

[@arriana3434]

“how old are you” “uh-been on your server about 8 months...”

[@exquisite4009]

Ayo what’s that snap

[@JohnSmith-tt6fx]

@@exquisite4009 cringe

[@rhysstanley7387]

Brazzers official plz stop the simpin

[@plozxproductions3094]

@@exquisite4009 bruh just...

[@joshuadardashti8675]

incels malding for trying to talk to a girl

[@XxXShevampXxX]

One of my all time favorites of his. Hilarious every time 😂 This and the stepbro video get me so tickled every single time. Stepbro, I can't find the water ☺️

[@gunnkid]

As a mod of your Discord server I dont even care I'll just ban some randoms to make me feel better.

[@thomasthetrain3709]

Bro wtf😂

[@kevinbmx2225]

This video is you.

[@FlowPlex]

-you guys do realize this is a joke right?-

[@lism8914]

No every single youtube comment is real, there are no such thing as joke comments

[@Rusielle]

How many femboys have you groomed

[@jayboy2879]

Watching this made me get out of my chair and go workout

[@masonthomas267]

HOLY SHIT YOU RIGHT, IM GETTING MY TANK TOP AND SHOES!!!!! 😂😂

[@eddyrodriguez3865]

Bruh literally same 💀💀

[@turtle2554]

I rethinked my life after this

[@xgrippyy3610]

After watching this i literally helped my mom doing house work instead of laying in bed all day lmao

[@Cc81727]

honestly, yeah. It's covid and all, so the best I can do is pull ups on this pull up bar I have

[@niki428]

“I banned forty people today, just because they pissed me off.” This dude is a great example of why a lot of people hate discord mods LOL

[@Akaneblaze1345]

yeah i was muted just today by a mod for posting aN EMOJI that the specific chat didn't allow but no one had an issie with lod tells me Oh looks like you get the boot....me What the fuck? and also because it was a considered a trollish message...... ME: NO RIGHTS?.....

[@i_like_trainsyt4987]

watch and subcribe plz kzbin.info/www/bejne/a17VpoJtgZh9e9U

[@marley7659]

He we all get banned at some point. Most people getting banned are just pure hate. We don't like hate on our discord.

[@Jaestarexplodes]

Discord mods are stuck up dicks...they ban genuinely anyone who doesnt figuratively suck their dick...and cup their balls

[@yukadiangelo]

@@Sksjsjsndndnskemdm same, like wtf?

[@John-5737]

"Literally you had to mute everybody to get respect, I don't understand" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrturtletail3945]

The zits, glasses, weeb pants, weeb shirt, greasy hair, the unibrow, the lof-fi beats to chill out to on the monitor, the junk food, hitting on minors, the crap man bun, the neck beard, and the banning. This man went above and beyond for this role. He had to become the enemy.

[@michac.8283]

@LowQuality Productions nothing, it's just a constant stream of music so they don't need to move to switch songs.

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

@LowQuality Productions I mean there's many things on here that aren't necessarily bad. Glasses for one, that just applies to a decent chunk of the population. Some of these definitely ARE bad, but others are things that aren't bad and just happen to be traits that were fitting of the character.

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

@LowQuality Productions No don't get me wrong I get where you were coming from. You aren't dumb dumb lol.

[@CrypticSpook]

Owners: Usually chill dudes who just want to have a fun place to hang Mods: Usually people who got bullied in high school that need the power trips to feel better about themselves

[@JohnDoe-wp2gs]

Legit

[@FrancisDoubleA]

Megalomaniac at it's finest

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Yeah, like most cops. You all know I’m right.

[@nathanstarkey743]

@@DreFromMaine8472 Yeah, but no one said anything about cops

[@DreFromMaine8472]

@Cringe-Gamer - I don’t give a fuck if you laugh or not, do whatever the fuck you want.

[@Shinkuroda]

10years ago: " you...your...you're disrespecting a future discord moderator"

[@YessirYessir610]

Actually I said it was surprisingly accurate

[@i_like_trainsyt4987]

lets diss ryan- kzbin.info/www/bejne/a17VpoJtgZh9e9U

[@cloudhazard2860]

Literally everyone else in class: what the fuck is a discord lol

[@Xuurls]

1000th like

[@Shinkuroda]

Im a small channel, so if you guys would like to subscribe... it'll really help me out🙏🙇🙇