[S] Jade: Wake Up

Repent, sinners, for the end is nigh. And squiddly.
MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck by Andrew Hussie.
"Music" (coughcough): Let the Squiddles Sleep (End Theme), by Robert J! Lake.
Original animation can be found here: mspaintadventur...

[@DagamerPC]

[S] Jade: Quit taking Acid

[@platenoise256]

Comment of the year

[@VampLovr54]

[S] Jade: no

[@electricfantasy6492]

if people don't understand, Jade's dead dreamself got prototyped into Jadesprite, so Jade doesn't have a dreamself. this means she will only dream in the Furthest Ring, and in the furthest ring the only thing is Horrorterrors. they glub bubbles that if you're lucky you can dream in, and this is one of them.

[@stdcall]

the prototyping isn't what induces horrordreams, the deamself-being-dead does

[@yalesbin]

This happened before the prototyping her prospit self just died

[@Ultra04channel]

I tried reading this insanity. I STILL HAVE ZERO IDEA WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT, THIS IS A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AAAAAAAAA I EVEN MAKE IT TO "[S] Wake." AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

[@yalesbin]

@@Ultra04channel maybe reading isn't your thing :(

[@beastworld8109]

​@@yalesbin i cant believe it you're actually going to have to explain dreamselr to this noob 😂

[@randomchannel9822]

Don't hug me in scared episode 6

[@gloveinabox2248]

xD

[@soullessgamer2132]

More like don't hug me I'm scared 1

[@PivoteroIniciante]

soon

[@UCUHjIb4VwKoWr7kMMvv]

omg you predicted that episode

[@mustard710]

+xXTheAlmightyLoaf 1337Xx (iNuttellin) OMG

[@CytheriaXylia]

I think this is the most disturbing Homestuck [S] ever. Homestuck is just like one big acid trip, I swear.

[@blightedrequiem7663]

Winster Chesty no I've done acid no trip was ever THIS BAD and I took about 9 hits xD

[@mongodroid4842]

Everything involving trickster mode?

[@St0nek]

@@mongodroid4842 Compared to this trickster mode is your ordinary day at work

[@Tamo413]

viwin this whilst drunk is a while other experience lol

[@Tamo413]

like holy drunk woof this gonna be in my head a while

[@UwU_the_UwUer]

i love how the horrorterrors are coming at you so fast, the video can't even process it.

[@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace]

this flash will never not make me sad, feferi genuinely just wanted to try and help jade and talk to her, it just ended up not working as planned :(

[@yandelguzman223]

And it turns into an example of waking up my mom, I assume.

[@YourSoulisYummy]

Oh my god when this ended I got the message that says "An error occurred. Please try again later." Looks like I won't be sleeping for a while.

[@Queefer99]

So... Is your sleep doing well?

[@Madisongs]

Capp we need answers

[@Shadow17Link]

I think this flash is the perfect example for what it's like to be high on all the drugs. Not just one kind or another, all of them

[@sarahwright1395]

All the drugs. All of them.

[@wardedthorn6523]

Mostly acid and ketamine, with a hint of dextromethorphan

[@Gjoob]

Every drug

[@thisguymaderoomlocked]

are you ok?

[@omeg5473]

All the drugs. All of them.

[@tkaiawolf3212]

The first time I watched this, it was in the middle of the night and I was home alone. Don't watch this in the middle of the night when you are home alone.

[@46PsychoFox64]

I made that mistake too. Drowsy, in the dark, alone. Terrible mistake.

[@MegaFrog98]

Chance Wake Ditto. Poor, poor Jade. She spent her entire dream life on Prospit, and her first dreambubble experience is an encounter with the fucking *Horrorterrors*. Mind rape, pure and simple.

[@booboo8675]

Dude I just did

[@callmedeea1055]

I'm gonna do it

[@foxtail853]

*watches this in the middle of the night with all of the lights off and the whole house is quiet* *turns off my phone and cries silently, hoping daylight with come soon*

[@konstantin3001]

Squiddles are not ordinary friends They work and play and work again But they have homes and mommies too Yes, they have mommies just like you. So let them go to bed right now So they can rest and make cute sounds Because if they don't, they won't be strong (If they can't rest they won't be strong) And they're so small they won't last long (Well, they are really tiny) And Plumbthroat's fishing boat (Plumbthroat's fishing boat) Woah oh oh oh (Is gonna kill the Squiddles if they don't get any sleep) So let them go to sleep (So let them sleep) (Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep) Let them sleep (Plumbthroat has a thing for killing insomniac jellyfish) Tangle buddies, tangle buddies, tangle buddies, tangle buddies (It's not a pretty sight) Oh, the tangle buddies in the tangle buddies goin' out to sea (Let's go to Brineswallow) Going to the Brineswallow now, the Brineswallow now, Brineswallow (Brineswallow) Brineswallow Yeah yeah kill the world (Let's all go on an adventure)

[@CrimCrim]

Константин Хоменко Oh god...

[@imcool6489]

i needed this.

[@truchen4183]

@@CrimCrim ты только что сказал(а) по русски?

[@CrabO2]

​@@truchen4183Скорее всего у чела который написал текст был русский ник, и при ответе на него ютуб автоматически вставил его

[@dragonofg.d.streetprison1265]

Welp, I learned two things from this: Dave's albino, and Jade has been snorting some detergent.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

In paradox space comics he’s actually depicted to have blond hair, but I prefer the white hair.

[@CircusSabre]

Actually, if any of the kids are albino it would most likley be rose as albino people sometimes have purple eyes, like rose. *Wow im a nerd*

[@lun4rsystem]

i like the idea that all the derse kids are albino

[@stone9802]

I think that the characters all have blank skin (#FFFFFF) so that you can interpret the characters however you want. (also the whole peachy/caucasian thing was just a huge meme, I don't see how people still get offended by that)

[@stone9802]

@@CircusSabre also, that would fit her climate too. she doesn't really live in a very hot place and doesn't get much sun. might be a choice made by her mother because she's albino.

[@Terrafuror]

Even though some massive shit has gone down in the story since this flash, I still think it's the scariest, nerve-wracking update ever. A happy go lucky kid that suffers from sporadic narcolepsy is subjected to an endless realm of impossible, mind-breaking, unspeakable horrors that fill one's vision with endless teeth and eyes... Every time she falls asleep. Every time. Gog damn. I think Jade had every right to get grumpy after this.

[@carrotcommunist9216]

Holy shit I am 8 years late, kids have grown into adults in this timespan BUT Jade only had a dream like this once, after this, Feferi talked to some people (can't remember who) to create dream bubbles so after that one dream, she found herself in dream bubbles every time she went to sleep

[@carrotcommunist9216]

@@adyn8811 Right, thank you!

[@TomoLamp]

​@@carrotcommunist9216 fefer

[@carrotcommunist9216]

@@TomoLamp yep

[@jasperjudd]

o_o i... I just found the lyrics.... "Squiddles are not ordinary friends, they work and play and work again. but they have homes and mommies too, yes they have mommies just like you. so let them go to bed right now. so they can rest and make cute sounds. because if they dont they wont be strong. (if they cant rest they wont be strong) and theyre so small they wont last long (well they are really tiny) and plumthroat's fishing boat (plumthroat's fishing boat) woah oh oh oh (is gonna kill the squiggles if they dont get any sleep) so let them go to sleep (so let them sleep) (cuz they will die if they dont get to sleep) so let them go to sleep

[@MadHatterOfGames]

dude wtf

[@bronzesun879]

Where exactly did you don these lyrics?

[@EariosRandomness]

So, as far as I can tell, if squiddles are analogous to horrorterrors, then they need to "rest" (get players to help them) so that "plumthroat" (Lord English) won't kill them. Sound about right?

[@shiningfennec2360]

intriguing but highly disturbing

[@Rinwtf]

The scariest and squiddelyest part of Homestuck

[@BriarRH]

........................................................................... _I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WANTING TO BE A DERSE DREAMER. i'LL STICK TO BEING BLINDED, THANKYOU_

[@kira-xj4og]

But Jade is a prospit dreamer

[@aliveithink6985]

I think this is the result of dreaming while being dead on your dream self.

[@CaltosVirnam]

derse dreamers are closest to the horror terrors since derse is beyond the veil where they live and the only way to get closer are dream bubbles!

[@cronchy4580]

Looks like one of those cute-to-disturbing videos straight off of old youtube

[@iivvrryy]

This is like being on shrooms. It starts out all trippy and colorful and shit, but then it just gets fucked up and disturbing.

[@Rinwtf]

You know this how? Wait. Don't answer that.

[@iivvrryy]

I don't even remember writing this comment what.... maybe I really WAS on shrooms.....

[@Rinwtf]

PhoenixPoptart *nervous honking*

[@blightedrequiem7663]

PhoenixPoptart no I've done shrooms and acid no trips ever been this fucked up and I once thought I'd killed papa Smurf who was God on 9 hits of lsd

[@CaramellFanatic]

I showed this to my five year old brother. He says it's funny. this child, I swear...

[@booboo8675]

I like him Tell him I said hi

[@2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo]

CaramellFanatic But it is funny

[@Bluetheartist]

Did he only see the first part?

[@PlumbG64]

Is he fine?

[@_Diesel]

At first I was kind of sad seeing Jade so happy and dancing, because I thought it meant she was dead, like "in a better place". Then shit just got weird and scary and I didn't know what to think.

[@rsstanek]

The rain outside went perfect with this.

[@gabobo]

Oh no..

[@nonyabiddnuss4848]

The background, not-so high and sqeaky voice in the first part is strangely soothing. Creepy, in and out of context, but still soothing in its own way.

[@brandonrinehart7516]

Same.

[@NotA3xCombo]

Jade... What were you growing in the Garden?

[@orion7060]

The first time I watched this my mind was something like this: "ok this is trippy, also creepy song... oh hai Dave, wait is that your eye?, ok what is going on something's wrong, oh well Squiddles! why the hell is Feferi here? wait. WFT. is. goin. on. WTAF. ... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *bails out*"

[@curry6330]

I think that monster thing was Fever's Lusus

[@curry6330]

+Queen Curry Tastic I'm very late but whatever

[@kondraki9781]

"what's homestuck?"

[@merrittanimation7721]

Jade is so high even Feferi and Dave are feeling it.

[@turnbabelarachnud3641]

Merritt Animation yep

[@AlliAwesome]

Dont do drugs kids

[@CrimCrim]

I remember when I was reading Homestuck at 12 A.M. or so, this [S] came and I could barely sleep that night

[@fan4life106]

Hussie, what kind of drugs did you take doing this?

[@easypeasypiano6118]

All the drugs. All of them.

[@melonmatv9112]

hes got so many irons in the fire

[@user-bb9lo8op9i]

ALL. OF. THEM.

[@theinfinitypizza4431]

Yes

[@dryest-bones]

he did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle

[@user-bo9lj3mf5j]

[S] Dave: Hold Intervention For Jade’s Acid Problem.

[@gloriatheriot]

I swear, andrew hussie was on drugs when he made this comic

[@kathacierra6825]

Gloria Santacruz i’m honestly beginning to wonder. “crystalmethequins...”

[@gamenut112]

im sorry....did i hear that correctly? "hes gonna kill all the squiddles" ....yeah i did....well then....

[@djnotokay7677]

its gonna kill the squiddles if they dont get any sleep. not sure if you need this 5 years later

[@carrotcommunist9216]

@@djnotokay7677 I needed it so thanks

[@dryest-bones]

@@djnotokay7677 i needed it too so thanks

[@no1janembafan]

I love how for just one frame, only one, you can see Lord English's face

[@Tijopi11]

+Patrick Townsend where?

[@no1janembafan]

I think I saw it just before the flash freaks out @ 1:50 or so. or I could've imagined it

[@zeeoh5466]

That's just a corrupted Squiddles logo.

[@itator]

@@zeeoh5466 no thats друг/rose's shirt

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

That moment when your peaceful childlike dream is interrupted by the Lovecraftian Outergods

[@sifthead7720]

The scariest thing about this is that they’re being slaughtered and are asking for help

[@TheGreatandAlmightyPoob]

I'M HAVING A FRIENDSHIP ANEURYSM!

[@lachlantopp4928]

I Love you squiddle Ruby

[@fault3k]

an atrocious offense to the senses of sight and sound

[@Faunadude]

This was my favorite part of homestuck

[@ArtistTheArtist05]

[S]Homestuck fans: Flip your shit

[@eclipsegaleocerdo]

This is literally the first ever hyperpop song.

[@johtojunkie7190]

I remember I watched this for the first time and someone knocked on my door right after. Scariest moment of my life.

[@calliope3100]

//So I showed this to my parents. I have never seen such confused faces.

[@Bettersucksaul]

That ending is exactly how I picture deep space and the horrorterrors. Dark ambience and droning and mumbles. Reminds me of those nightmares you get where things are downright disturbing. Not scary. Disturbing, right down to your core. Quiet and lonely and this feeling of fear mixed with horror or shock or confusion building up in your chest. Had a dream where I was dying, a woman came from behind me and started picking me up skyward, felt a feeling of peace so deep that it scared me and I tried screaming on the top of my lungs. Couldn't move my limbs though it felt like I was moving dream arms. Was sleep paralysis but god it's on a whole new level of fear. Another person told me he felt like he was being dragged somewhere. One person told me that they felt like their dream limbs could detach from their bodies, have it hanging below them while they're lying on their backs. Told me he got curious and tried to detach his whole body and ended up "falling through infinity", something he said was so horrifying because it felt so wrong and hellish like before he was pushed back up. Dreams can be scary as shit.

[@elementallobsterx]

absolutely. Oddly, while reading Homestuck, I got sick and ended up having a disgustingly complex and unthinkable fever dream.

[@jojogape]

I have to say that this specific Flash wasn't just "scary" for me. It hit really close to home, because it reminded me of the Powerpuff Girls episode "Speed Demon", where the PPGs fly so quickly they reach the speed of light and bend time itself, going through a creepy tunel that looks A LOT like this one, there's also a screeching sound that sounds similar to the one you hear near the end of the Flash. The rest of the episode is relatively "dark and edgy" as well, compared to the rest of the series. Needless to say, that episode scared me shitless when I was little, so much that when I saw it was about to start I quickly changed the channel and my heart started racing for a few seconds.

[@Daedalus257]

This reminded me of that really trippy episode too! It was so weird, I was just sitting there going "WTF?"

[@angeljadeplayz1246]

I swear to god, I remember watching this and had nightmares for atleast two fucking days

[@rita6355]

I honestly like this, it reminds me of some of my dreams I had

[@hesiod_delta9209]

God Emperor of Anti-Memekind what are you?!

[@rocketsummer]

I believe this can be classified as an acid trip. More of an acid trip than Doctor Seuss.

[@chantolove]

Speaking as a flute player, I can say with absolute certainty that Jade's flute posture is TERRIBLE.

[@dooplon5083]

Chatot Maestro Speaking someone who actually read the comic she outright stated she sucks and doesn't know how to play it.

[@megaCK1000]

This one activated my fight or flight the first time I watched it

[@caitlinwhitfield8880]

that ending is seriously terrifying

[@sarahwright1395]

Me watching this at the beginning with headphones :ok well this is a cute little acid trip Me midway: uh oh Me at the end: I can literally feel them sucking my soul and sanity out of my ears through my headphones oh god make it stop make it stop oh god Very end: help me.......

[@moofins4]

The trippiest and creepiest flash in all of Homestuck o.o

[@k1-b07]

((have a non homestuck explain this))

[@TMadPotatoes]

NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!!

[@karterbrown7807]

I just did, she said the animators got bored, took a lot of drugs and made this... she said someone was having a nightmare (so she was close)

[@cronchy4580]

Non-Homestuck: Drugs. It's drugs.

[@godzillaworks4585]

Dude slow down have a homestuck explain it first

[@spaghetti5914]

I am a homestuck and I am still confused

[@hibiscusbuds6414]

when someone asks me describe my life im gonna send this video

[@spritewhisper]

this haunts me to this day

[@vriskaserketvore413]

Why do so many people here have Komaeda profile pictures?

[@workmonstermom]

At first: Aww! That's sort of cute! Then: sleeping isn't important anyways.

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

the lower voice in the beginning reminds me of octopimp's equius singing the mlp theme song

[@tiredideabox]

[S] James: Seek a therapist.

[@PlumbG64]

Ah yes, James Harley, my favorite Homestuck character

[@tiredideabox]

@@PlumbG64 yes :)

[@St0nek]

I can imagine Jade didnt go to sleep willingly after this and thats why we never see her in dream bubbles

[@temnospondyliPie]

I'm obsessed with this flash

[@Lalaz]

This page made my officially wonder.... what am I reading.... what have I done.... what am I doing with my life....

[@fexfer5313]

jade at the end was my exact reaction

[@beecalm5874]

Am I the only one here who actually found the Horrorterror voice at the ending extremely soothing?

[@VampLovr54]

*_Squiddle Dee Dee_* *_Squiddle de dum_* *_Everyone sing_* *_A squiddly song_*

[@zaggity]

they should show this in schools to show we should not take drugs

[@cheesewizard8943]

genuineCorn yes

[@DalekCraft]

WAKE ME UP

[@xxcl8634]

(wake me up inside)

[@DalekCraft]

+addledAvatar [aA] CANT WAKE UP

[@xxcl8634]

(wake me up inside)

[@DalekCraft]

+addledAvatar [aA] KILL MEEEEEEEEE

[@biobuilder332]

.....Well.....This is horrific.

[@vladthelazyslowpoke7222]

Thank you Hussie for giving me a reason not to sleep.

[@somegirl4260]

I NEED AN ADULT.

[@somegirl4260]

drago248 THANK FUCK.

[@somegirl4260]

GHA FACK HE DELETED HIS COMMENT.

[@user-bb9lo8op9i]

I AM AN ADULT

[@toomuchglitters7254]

Can't imagine how nice the original flash must've looked... Fuckin KZbin compression...

[@roxylalonde4515]

i regret letting my friend to tell me about homestuck.

[@CanadaWho42]

I remember watching this for the first time alone in my bedroom at 1 am.....ah memories

[@KJ-ud9uf]

Why does this make me so sad... Also, squiddles is an actual thing with surprisingly dark lore for a kids show

[@yamir99]

Dios como olvidar esa fucking parte del webcomic

[@s.t7282]

Exacto.

[@dantecalamity]

apenas voy en el acto cuatro,diganme plox que acto es este :'3

[@s.t7282]

Acto cinco: Acto dos.

[@HJPaige]

I couldn't physically tear my eyes off of this. I was paralyzed for this entire video. I was scared to blink.

[@yandelguzman223]

I couldn't close my eyes for another 5 minutes .

[@zaggity]

the flash that puts me to sleep. screaming.

[@philliplong354]

Dang it Fef, you messed up my drug trip!

[@jordygirl9]

i remember watching this for the first time and literally believing it was the most satanic thing of all time

[@MarinaMorena13]

how anxiety feels like

[@roxylalonde4515]

pov: 2 days ago this video was posted on 2010

[@duhastchris]

still one of my favorite and scariest moments in home stuck

[@SuperFireM]

Every time I get sleepey and dont want to go to bed,I watch this.

[@souji5340]

My fav flash!!!

[@celestialjunipers6829]

So funny how an amiable character can be scary rude when triggered This is why you should never tell the princess that you hate her kingdom omg

[@AkazukinCruz]

I think my brain just exploded from all those crazy antics that poor Jade have to go through... then there's Feferi...

[@sam-df7hf]

It was so happy at first then got surprisingly dark and creepy. Also, it 3:14 minutes long. Wat.

[@NitroPunksMightHeads]

Usually I end up having my brain broken from trying to keep track of all the time crap going on but this part totally broke my soul and sanity. It's not often that something freaks me out so badly and Homestuck succeeded at doing that. Now I end up crying whenever I hear the Squiddles opening or ending. ;0;

[@yandelguzman223]

Jesus christ.. Let's watch it again.

[@drowsyCoffee]

Jade: Have a bad acid trip

[@AlexMcMund]

I must say, the fact this bubble was glubbed up by a horrorterror makes this even more terrifying

[@djnotokay7677]

This is what I imagine night terrors to be like

[@WoodHyena]

This flash pretty much sums up the overall mood of Homestuck.

[@n-aera]

When i watch this i yell to myseld: "WHAT THE HECK IM LOOKING AT"

[@Earthstar_Review]

I can't be the only one who finds the horrorterrors relaxing, can I?

[@rebeccalotto8001]

+Earthstar Review , little bit myself

[@peppermintcookie9433]

i do it helped me fall asleep when i was sick once

[@krisd2518]

Every time I watch this, I am never prepared for the Horrorterrors. Never.

[@spacetrash993]

Actually this is hyperpop

[@ZafiroRiverSpirit]

If I had this dream, I would never want to fall asleep again O_O. Especially that last part with what looks like Feferi's lusus.

[@ghostboatreallysucks]

that moment when u noticed that the backround around the start of the video looks like the thing when Jane turns into trickster mode

[@BlueGeen]

Honestly, intensely and extremely iconic. Highly memorable to my overall homestuck experience.

[@TheKimiko16]

This went from being high to being in a horror movie....