S3E28: Johnny English Strikes Again [LIVE]

[@jackmclean4120]

Watching this with my eyes glued to Abigail with the same feverish devotion as a medieval serf to a cross praying for their sick child (This joke was made about November originally I stole it from the first video I'm sorry)

[@RosaFriend]

HOW IS DEVON SO HOT‽ The gender envy is REAL

[@tahrey]

Pure enby rizz

[@thrownstair]

I want that outfit so bad my jesus

[@yuvalsela4482]

"the gun that lubricates you instantly" would be a great johnny english bit

[@PlanckRelic]

Pretty sure it's called a grease gun, which is also unironically the nickname of a particular submachine gun

[@stiltpuppy]

If abi makes a philosophytube video with a 3D printer running in the background after this.. chef's kiss

[@ChrisB-xl1lp]

Devon and those KISS-like platforms. Pure fire.

[@JesseOnCars]

Fun fact on the nut allergy in the secret service thing. As a nut allergy haver, I was turned down from service as an intelligence operative in the RAF on account of it. Truly a low point in my life.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Well I suppose they wouldn't want people who can be poisoned by extra things to be part of a job where getting poisoned is a possibility

[@JesseOnCars]

@@AbsolXGuardian that was the genuine reason “we couldn’t have you cracking under the torture of a snickers”

[@georgesears2916]

That's nuts

[@Child_of_Old_Gods]

I waited almost 2 hours for the "heckler" drop.

[@christater5540]

They all look gorgeous tonight, but Devon is absolutely SERVING in that entire get-up. I'm a femme trans woman and even I'm jealous.

[@tahrey]

Weirdly, I'm not, but I can't get over how well Abi is carrying that simple black gown, and vice versa.

[@the_newt_nest]

Posting this in the morning so I put it on, sleep through it, have some really weird dreams, then have to play it again.

[@_allegra]

I can total imagine November 'scurrying' lol

[@Silja47]

THE HOGS ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!

[@MarvelManMike82]

November not believing that Charles Dance and Michael Gambon were in this tells me that she hasn't seen Ali G In Da House, Da Movie. They were collecting paychecks for *years*

[@tahrey]

Charles Dance has a regular spot on Big Fat Quiz Of The Year after all

[@eddayo]

Gutting an old English car and converting it to electric is something a vampire did in Only Lovers Left Alive 😸

[@robertborland5083]

Doing that makes more sense than what one may first expect, given that the room under the hood in many older sports cars has provided ample space for that kind of hot rodding over the years.

[@wrenbeck3370]

I somehow didn't notice Devon's fucking _amazing_ boots until the end.

[@scottvogel8477]

I say Devon's outfit in this needs to be in the official artwork for the podcast from now on.

[@backwardsmessage7703]

As someone who's been thinking about gender stuff for years but has been too terrified to pursue anything given the worsening state of the country, everyone's speeches at the end genuinely made me tear up. Thank you so much, maybe everything will be ok after all.

[@SAUglaz]

Apparently you "pick" a lobster out of it's shell and i learned that from the Maine guy that youtube shorts decide to show me every few months.

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

I wonder if anyone in an adjacent room or out on the street ever hears the SCUM chant

[@merepseu]

"It's not good to call it the _English Question_ is it?" I mean, we've had it coming for a while now.

[@richardgadberry8398]

In these live shows, when the crowd chants "SCUM! SCUM! SCUM!", the ass-to-ass scene from "Requiem for a Dream" plays in my head.

[@luxwilliams1351]

my first live show, and much like Johnny, I’ll be back

[@Tolly7249]

I'm aroace and I still spent this entire episode going "Damn, goddamn, dom me please" at all three of you.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

You perfectly captured my exact reaction (including the aroace part)

[@iamjustkiwi]

Gotta respect the powerful vibes

[@tahrey]

KJB: the only orientation conversion therapy ever proven to be effective.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

a phrase I like to use is "look, I'm ace but I'm not THAT ace" 😅

[@tahrey]

@@TrashHeapCustodian Possibly "demi" is a better description, though Ace is also a spectrum by itself

[@alisonjane7068]

Yep. I'm a Devon girlie, confirmed.

[@lousullivan_bf]

Cameo from November's wife('s hand) at 1:26:21

[@chunk2689]

All of yall are beautiful💚💚💚

[@enderhugo]

"One place on earth I can get away from twitter" Alternatively Come to brazil

[@AntiComposite]

Oh good they finally closed the weird Conway Hall stage door

[@FooneTuring]

how DARE you say that floppy disks are straight. I, for one, am deeply offended by this.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Your power is so great that you singlehandedly prevent all floppies from exhibiting heteronormativity, and we love you for it 🫡

[@wincepie2830]

Oh hey foone funny to see a person I hold entirely in my head as a tumblr native in the wild!

[@FooneTuring]

@@wincepie2830 that punk is everywhere!

[@StairStealer]

For the Canadians: "Because I went to the University of Waterloo, I can make myself awkward and off-putting to anyone" (this is self-deprecating, I promise)

[@laurenr1087]

If a third Johnny English had to exist, at least it gave us this episode. November's Freckle reference sent me, but I swear I had the urge to applaud my computer screen after Devon got political. I seriously hope they run for something someday, and I appreciate anyone who reminds us of our human obligation to one another. We do all need to get involved and stay involved at the local level, because no one's going to save us but us. And yes - Falastina Hurriyeh!

[@Man2quilla]

YOU. CAN. STILL. MAKE. IT.

[@m__y-t-s]

"I saw the Live Show"

[@uu8709]

Under 5 minutes until the first 9/11 joke, yup this is KJB

[@marcuswalters8093]

1:04:53 For real, does Nova do stand up or what? She is a fucking demon.

[@michaeltonus3888]

November making a Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo reference absolutely sent me.

[@PlanckRelic]

You love to hear a piano interlude

[@batnacks]

Devastated that we never got to hear November's bit about Q-branch

[@richardgadberry8398]

Was Johnny English in Wuhan back in 2019?

[@RiveTheRat]

There is no evidence that would prove that Johnny English wasn't in Wuhan in 2019

[@robertborland5083]

What is the proper order of precedence for the pins? (I would love to wear the pins out but fear people will reprimand me if I am wearing my Kronsteen Rosette incorrectly.)

[@tahrey]

Depends which minion / ally you feel like you embody on that particular day

[@ilicythings]

I caught that democracy sausage joke!!

[@Eliteerin]

Can't believe I missed abi flipping the mic!

[@tahrey]

8:47 Freckle as in the ginger one from Lackadaisy? I can see that. Also took me far longer than it should have to realise Nova didn't have anything under that jacket rather than simply repeating the first night outfit o_O And who knows, Liz might turn out to actually be a good stage comic, freed from the shackles of high level politics. Unlikely redemption arcs are always the most interesting. 12:36 Actual cannibal Johnny English? Giving Nonce Lessons?

[@peterpanda5069]

and a very happy weekend to you too babes!

[@Rinasoir]

Simple GCHQ wisdom is a fantastic bit

[@zoeygeorge2403]

no way Boff is spelt like Cough. I resent that.

[@cthulhex]

Johnny Argentinian is obviously played by Darín

[@michakiewicz5674]

36:55 Dracula's ex-lobster

[@chunk2689]

🎉🎉❤❤

[@DaLazyTiefling]

First Had to do the thing

[@katkatkit5173]

3 men talk. Groundbreaking.

[@shannonb3499]

Go touch grass

[@tahrey]

5:01 AHEM, it's "The Actor Kevin Eldon", thank you very much. Respect the King Of Hobbies. Also impressed and encouraged at the high notes Abi keeps hitting around this segment 6:52 "This bootsector beeps and flashes, if it doesn't, that could be a virus!" ... deep memory unlocked Kaspersky though? Ugh. You'll likely have more trouble with it turned on.

[@katesidhe]

1:26:46 ok so when are we getting the KJB season on the assorted Discworld adaptations

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

Ngl, I enjoyed Hogfather and Going Postal

[@flakeobsidian]

1:44:38 tears sprang to my eyes in an instant. i love her, i love them all. i love *you* all

[@flakeobsidian]

and november’s little ending speech!!!! god damn it she’s the best

[@flakeobsidian]

AND DEVON !!! sorry you can tell i’m making these comments as im listening. i fucking love them

[@ninoncholette6550]

55:05 Bon Cop Bad Cop mentionned!!!!

[@EuphemiaRem]

1:30:00 *Die hard incorrect buzzer* the open world 2010s game where all the guns were 3d printed was Watch Dogs 2 not Saint's Row 3

[@Caparo479]

I think she's referring to the cyber levels in saints row?