S4 ep5 The Footpath Part 2

[@armel369]

I think I will have that lemon curd tartlet now please Hilda 😂

[@lewisgreen1633]

I’d live next door to Martin in a heartbeat. He’d be a great neighbour..

[@dieselfan7406]

Martin, fastidious feet wiper, walks straight (not forgetting the phone) into the front room with his little wellies on!

[@birdyfilovingheart6365]

"Well, it hurts".... 😂😂😂

[@Tigerland1962]

Martin is actually right in this episode, the land belongs to everyone as a right of way,

[@chriscox35]

i wish i could go and live in a hotel for a month.. 😂.. paul trying his luck there 🙈

[@extramextra6809]

I totally agree with Martin

[@nicklay3012]

Alternative dialogue in H&H lounge if Paul had been there at the start of the scene: Howard "Sweet sherry Martin?" Martin "No thank you." Hilda "A lemon curd tartlet?" Martin "No thank you." Paul "Look Hilda, if Martin didn't want a sweet sherry, I'd very much doubt he'd want a lemon curd tartlet." Martin "Well done, Paul. That's good lateral thinking. For once I agree with you...Hilda, you should have known I didn't want a lemon curd tartlet!!" Howard "I'll thank you not to talk to my wife like that, Martin!"

[@paulkenney700]

If Paul would have said he'd hardly want a Lemon curd tartlet - Martin would have had one just to make Paul incorrect

[@zufgh]

'But we don't want to walk the footpath!' 'You do!' 'We don't!' *'YOU DO!'*

[@cityzens634]

This is what people become when they don’t have children 🤣

[@jahno7154]

This comedy is a pure example why politically correctness never ruined comedy its a load of bollocks as if you need fascism to make you laugh.

[@MrDboyle100]

someone were you gone?????