Top 10 CURSED Animated Commercials

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[@Saberspark]

Did I leave anything out? HAVE I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

[@EZOnTheEyes]

There's these animated protein shake comercials that take place entirely in a fridge that are an absolute eyesore whenever they come on, I don't know if anyone else knows what I'm talking about

[@rupees2570]

@@EZOnTheEyes Oh yeah, the anthropomorphic food commercials

[@michaellarose4913]

@@EZOnTheEyes pedia ensure?

[@sameoso]

@@EZOnTheEyes It’s so horrific that I bleach my eyes every time I see it

[@user-Jay178]

@@EZOnTheEyes I do

[@vaylen6321]

"you're gonna give people cookie fetishes if you're not careful." Saber, you clearly haven't met the cookie run fandom

[@glubtier]

I came to the comments to say the exact something. 😭😭😭

[@nxbula7540]

Just spent an hour reading Cookie Run smut fanfics

[@vaylen6321]

@@nxbula7540 uh oh

[@durratulaishah3703]

Oh yeah

[@kanewilliams594]

That place is currently "pissed off" because the makers are gonna do something with NFT's

[@vancebruges1417]

Saber: This can’t be American. Me reading the Russian text: This is gonna be good.

[@darkhorseman90]

International commercials just show how prudish US commercials really are...

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@darkhorseman90 Not just prudish but straight up lame. I haven't seen an american commercial that blew my mind in some time now. The '80s and 90s were the golden age. The last 20 years have been pretty boring except for a shocking PSAs. Heck, the few times we get something interesting it usually gets pulled and people have to make apologies.

[@KOTYAR1]

Я очень рад! Очень жаль, что я на стриме не дождался этой рекламы, я бы нашел имя режиссера

[@sgwasega]

@@KOTYAR1 С поздравлением от Канады, что твоя реклама на первом месте))

[@hereisaegg3659]

me being from there I can only say that its like that due to no one really wanting to see ads on anything

[@wildilias_bruh540]

The fact that he called the car dealership company to thank them for making him his day is soo wholesome.

[@NigerianCrusader]

BUT NOT AS WHOLESOME AS WOLF TRACER STUDIOS

[@ZeldaSam1]

@@NigerianCrusader Huh?

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@ZeldaSam1 wOLF TRACERS IS THE COMPANY WHO MADE RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS

[@rd101]

That whole interaction was really nice lol

[@ThESPr1NGB0nN13]

Why does your pfp make it even better? XD

[@TheMadRatKing]

It really speaks to how utterly desensitized I’ve been thanks to the internet when I can look at these ads and feel only a mild twinge of disgust, but not even a hint of shock and awe.

[@lesigh3410]

Same boat. Only thing that freaked me out was in the last ad. I was really disturbed thinking the lemon was about to rape that poor soda can, thankfully it turned out she was into the stripping, so that was a relief. ... Yk, in hindsight, it feels really stupid that I thought they'd put a woman being raped into a fucking advertisement.

[@thisismyotheraccount1863]

Turns out, Saber ISN’T a furry, he has a cookie fetish. He’s also never gonna use a loofah ever again.

[@trinidangel]

....you good?

[@rastarainbow3944]

If he has a cookie fetish, he should definitely play cookie run

[@techsupport8997]

Loofah deez nutz gottem

[@pleasedontwatchthese9593]

@@rastarainbow3944 lol you beat me to it, cookies are the next big thing

[@paragon.of.royalty]

@@waddledeeznutz6477 Chili Pepper Cookie and Espresso Cookie 😟

[@bigsmoke4385]

We are literally watching a grown man suffer in pain while slowly turning into a furry. And we enjoy every second of it

[@PERSONUNREAL]

he suffers for our entertainment and he is aware.

[@bigsmoke4385]

@@PERSONUNREAL That's called masochism I think

[@ChrisSuperDude]

"You're laughing? This guy is suffering and becoming a furry, and you're laughing? You think this is funny?"

[@timesnewlogan2032]

So… he’s a werewolf?

[@Maukiki]

@@timesnewlogan2032 werefurry

[@seriousnorbo3838]

I feel bad for animators, voice actors, and generally anyone who had to work on the unicorn poop commercial

[@alexiscardoso1413]

I’m gonna bet they needed therapy after finishing it.

[@arikbemitheghazt6006]

The ad got sued

[@evelynboreman3112]

​​@@arikbemitheghazt6006Who by?

[@Sin_Alder]

Why? They took the paycheck. You think they were chained up in a basement and forced to work on that abomination against their will?

[@Making317]

Why would they do this 💀

[@catinbeanie]

There is nothing like local commercials especially for car dealerships. Hands down you'll find nothing better. They just seem to have this innate ability to make both the worst, and simultaneously best advertising on the planet. One that comes to mind for me within my neck of the woods is the local car ads for Billy Fuccillo (Rest in peace brother) with the simple tag line of 'HUGGGEEEEE'. I kind of love in a way that it still is an earworm in my head to this day, even years after I stopped watching television.

[@esprero]

agreed

[@thegreivousone2444]

trunk monkey

[@alyssamay9237]

Russia: “No gays! Arrest anyone who tells children about the gays!” Also Russia: Shows an ad that has lesbian strawberries about to…………..

[@edusc6893]

Russia innit

[@LordTchernobog]

No worries, that wouldn't happen in Hungary. Thanks viktor orbán and co!

[@freakishuproar1168]

Russia and Hungary are both severely unwell at the moment.

[@arymotana1573]

It's the early 2000s we had T.aT.u, everything was allowed after the fall of USSR and the horrible 90s. Then, sadly, I think it all moved a bit too quickly and too "in your face" for the Russian audience. We tried to normalises something that took decades for other countries to develope and accept in a decade or a little more. I think, if everything was a little more subtle at the time and with a fewer push on Orthodox church, things would have been different today :(

[@aracnocat]

Where I can finde the ad tho?

[@valentine_cupid5820]

Saber-“You’re gonna give people cookie fetishes-“ *looks over at the cookie run fandom carefully*

[@reap3514]

Perfect coming from the Genshin fandom lmfao

[@Triforceman1]

*You’re

[@blink180-shoe]

*almond cookie*

[@a_qmz]

@@blink180-shoe *hoo hoo*

[@jumpyyjasminee5315]

@@reap3514 me coming from both fandoms *sweats nervously*

[@kattastic9999]

Okay so the Orangina thing is interesting because their gimmick is that it's SO GOOD that it can sell even in other commercial formats. So they advertise as deodorant or aftershave or what have you, before wrapping up with a disclaimer not to sue for false advertising because it's a beverage

[@OhDangRAPTOR]

Most cursed commercial I've seen in the wild is still Mountain Dee's puppy-monkey-baby.

[@thelegion64]

Oh God I remember that shit 😂

[@thebeardedbrony9586]

PuppyMonkeyBaby?

[@strawiberr]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[@purplelily7764]

It made me want to die. Then I went to middle school the next day and it was all everyone talked about for a week.

[@Derlunia]

I just love that interaction he had with the employee. "JT? He's the owner of the place." "Does he still work there?" "Yes, he's the owner." Very smooth, Saber.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

You can forgive Saber. After witnessing such majesty, anyone's brain will get scrambled.

[@yourlittleinsomniac5369]

That's absolutely a conversation I would have lmao

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

No I'm sorry I know people hate the term but that was cringey as all hell. I guess some people thought it was cute but I never like those kind of things.

[@austincde]

I mean you can own the place and not work there, I didn't think it was too out of the question

[@futaba-tian]

As always, I forgot one thing: I'd like to add that in my opinion, Japanese commercials are among the craziest, but they are also extremely fun to watch. Lots of them have impressive creativity that is either terrifying or mesmerizing. Or both.

[@toymaster4041]

LONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@futaba-tian]

@@toymaster4041 oh my God, don't remind me of this one xD It immediately brought back memories of another no less cursed thing: the snake man and the hamburger.

[@mixedbaggamer]

Banana man

[@fieratheproud]

@@toymaster4041 glad to know I'm not the only one wo immediately thought of Long Long Man

[@the-rc6ez]

He said among us

[@HahImAxerti]

The Shiny Suds commercial was more of a PSA than an actual commercial, because : 1 - psas strike the feeling of being uncomfortable 2 - psas promote something for environment or health 3 - psas usually have text at the end telling you about something 4 - psas tell you about the negatives

[@migueltubeooriginal]

As a Brazilian, I loved to see Dolly in the video, he's pretty well know in Brazil.

[@baunilh]

Same dude

[@raphaelr.9079]

Same, Dollynho made me laugh a lot

[@Breno-dw1nm]

Ninguém supera o dollinho 😅😅

[@asiontheartlinxy578]

And dont forget the ponies 😂

[@thepylonperspective]

Fun Fact: The strawberry girls in the Hooch commercial is the most lesbian content that will ever be allowed on Russian TV…

[@zettaslow9230]

Russian media in 2000 was pretty based. Lesbian duo singers, this commercial...

[@reap3514]

And it wasn’t even made for reo either, just sexualization

[@Magomedov230]

T.A.T.U also lesbians btw

[@cakesin]

"You'll give people cookie fetishes if they aren't careful" ...you've already been beat to the punch by a certain mobile app.

[@itz_daniel7144]

2 certain mobile apps… (and a third that nobody talks about)

[@wombawombate]

@@itz_daniel7144 wait, what’s the second? Cause I already know the first

[@itz_daniel7144]

@@wombawombate by 2 certain mobile apps I mean CRK(Cookie Run Kingdom) and CROB(Cookie Run Ovenbreak.) Idk which one you’re thinking of so I just typed both.

[@clownkitty3138]

Daddy granpapi almond cookie 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩🥶🥶🥶

[@tracey8121]

Cease. Gingerbrave wont stop dancing in my nightmares.

[@gamer-dork]

Banned skittles superbowl commercial is the pure definition of cursed

[@AmaryInkawult]

Orangina is clearly the ultimate liquid as it is a beverage, an aftershave, a deodorant, and a floor cleaner

[@maggieskr5299]

It reminds me of a Japanese commercial, where a guy used something as a shooting target, an air freshener, he fed it to his pet canaries, and displayed it as a collection in his living room. I have no idea what it actually was. Most likely the air freshener?

[@dourbledoodles1880]

Im so glad i recommended orangina on his twitter lmaooooooooooooo 😂

[@AmaryInkawult]

@@dourbledoodles1880 tbh I kinda want to order some just to try

[@AmaryInkawult]

I have to test the validity of this wonder fluid

[@Kinzokugia]

"FRANCE! Of course the french did THIS." french horniness gave us Totally Spies, I'm willing to hear them out.

[@ninanightmare6298]

11:14 for the start of it. 11:16 for the actual bit.

[@Shipprofile08]

yes! Totally Spies is one of my all time favorite Shows! The French know what they are doing!

[@archangeruriseofthewizards8649]

I am French and I agree

[@theemperor-wh40k18]

Fr*nch 🤮

[@MINASS_PRIMO]

"Use the loofa." got me🤣

[@Circus-Dream]

at 6:39 its said I drink christmas with subtitles lol

[@volksdude1970]

Ok, hear me out on this. That "Deal-Tastic Me" commercial was actually pretty wholesome. I would even call it blessed. It brought a smile to my face. Not cursed at all.

[@KayKay.Koolaid]

I agree it was so funny 😂

[@nicolelouise7295]

The girl on the phone sounds so embarrassed about it too, its really cute

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@nicolelouise7295 I mean it was like seven or eight years ago now. I can kinda see why they want to move on from it.

[@nicolelouise7295]

@@JohnDoe-wq5eu tbh it was cute and really wholesome but I would bury myself if I was the one who came up with it, thought it was a good idea, and acted in it.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@nicolelouise7295 I mean imagine making a commercial that was so iconic or cringy or whatever that it lived in infamy forever. That you could never go down the street or go somewhere in public without people pointing and whispering and or laughing. That said that commercial wasn't really cursed or anything. To be honest the whole part on the phone with saber was much more cringe-inducing. I never enjoy phone conversations like that.

[@DordYT]

The fact that he giggles at looks away when the grape lady shows up just proves how innocent he is.

[@darylfawazmp4308]

Wonder how long it will last. >: )

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Also the fact that he can’t pronounce “ahegao”

[@reap3514]

Yes- bc he totally hasn’t reviewed literal furry pron before lmao

[@tornadodee148]

its funny everybody says its grape when im pretty sure its blackcurrant (I did some research and Hooch is actually a UK beverage so it makes sense)

[@linainverse9369]

Those were g-cups at least,yowza!

[@malicool1304]

15:03 Ayo! No just NO!

[@annasilvestre2984]

The tiny babies commercial actually made me cry. I really hope that didn’t air for too long because I imagine it was very triggering to any mothers of children with critical birth defects. I understand the message, they did it well and I’m not mad at them for it, I just feel like there are more tasteful ways to get the point across. The only commercials that are supposed to make you cry are those Thai life insurance commercials.

[@sylas3265]

I can’t even be mad at Orangina. They absolutely KNOW sex and furries sell, so extra props for being lgbt inclusive

[@theocalistarya7039]

Yep, and they are not even so good job Orangina ^^

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@theocalistarya7039 Get the version without corn syrup and it's pretty good. But if you don't like orange you're not going to like it regardless of course.

[@Bicth97]

Gay cougar bf x twunk human bf in 2007, now that's progressive 😍 (it actually kinda is LMAO)

[@PsychedelicDef]

pfp sauce

[@zienwolf]

Furry is not part of LGBT

[@MegaDudon]

As a Russian, I'm proud that my country managed to produce the most cursed animated commercial

[@ajtheflame9180]

I’m surprised that people are actually behind these commercials. If there is one thing conspiracy theorists can use to say that we are in a simulation it’s these.

[@maciejczarnecki7062]

This didn't age well

[@MegaDudon]

@@maciejczarnecki7062 oh, come on, now I'm not allowed to be proud of my country in any way? I don't support our government and current events only bring me sorrow and depression, but there were good things in the past. Also, people that made this commercial and people who command our army are different people.

[@maciejczarnecki7062]

Ye, I'm just generalizing. As a Polish I don't hold anything against Russians. Even historicaly speaking. But I really hate your government and how deeply and on so many level it depraves and manipulates you as a society. I hope that the changes will push you towards brighter future. Also the comercial was dope.

[@MegaDudon]

@@maciejczarnecki7062 thank you, I feel the same. There are a lot of things that could be said about our government and almost none of them are good

[@1c0nic_]

I have NEVER been so uncomfortable watching adds... Help 💀

[@Tarts_Of_Art]

6:52 "DA MOON!" I SWEAR I LOVE THIS SO MUCH WE NEED MORE ADS LIKE THIS!

[@scoodoobada]

“You’re gonna give people cookie fetishes if you’re not careful” **looks at the Cookie Run fandom**

[@nxbula7540]

@some random cringe creator ..yet

[@megamaggotman7025]

Tiger lily Is my waifu, i would eat her.

[@Mopsspoof]

@@megamaggotman7025 0_o *Well that answers the question.*

[@megamaggotman7025]

@@Mopsspoof actually eat it.

[@saleriel6805]

me? nooo…*was almond cookie for halloween and actively calls him a dilf as a joke, but genuinely has no idea whether I mean it at this point*

[@DD-hx8td]

This channel is saber spark's journey into madness and we're supporting it

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Look. It could be worse. Nicocado Avocado. Chris Chan. Dark Side Phill. We all know there is some enjoyment in seeing a person's downward spiral.

[@bossgran3264]

We keep putting wood on the fire

[@watchforever1724]

Yep but it’s satisfying

[@turtle7288]

Hell yeah

[@gspgabesstudioproduction4265]

Oh my god!! (JOSEPH JOESTAR)

[@FruitsyCranberry]

19:00 was so bad that he used the SpongeBob stinger

[@Ben-yz7sx]

"EUGH!"

[@AlmightyToonGod]

You definitely need to make a Volume 2 of this!

[@ancioquellovero]

Hearing Saber saying ahegao as “eggo waffles” is the best thing ever

[@imagery5425]

Y E S

[@spraydolls222]

Timestamp

[@spraydolls222]

?

[@awsomedragon7220]

@@spraydolls222 17:35 (or 17:38 without any context) (edit for wrong second time stamp)

[@ghosty3494]

"Hello sir welcome to ahegao waffles would you like some po- i mean waffles!"

[@JMWeaver]

Me: "I'll watch one more video before bed." Me twenty-two minutes later: "I have made a terrible mistake."

[@tornadodee148]

omg same lol

[@edusc6893]

That a SC Corsair reference?

[@YunemaDraw]

#5, As a fellow french, I have to admit.... Okay, we had some weird ads 🤣And the ones where they din't drink the orangina but use it as products, was just the company memeing on those constantly appearing ads at this period of time, and I have to admit.... the sillyness worked very well, and I wouldn't be surprised if those ads awakened many furrys in my country, seeins how prominent they were on TV 🤣 (PS, I was a child when those existed and aired on TV, made me laugh)

[@Rdeemd]

3:25 ironically one of the funniest scenes in any commercial

[@headlitethe.unstoppablemoron]

*yeheah boi* The hare, probably. As an actual South Korean I find it halarious

[@sweethistortea]

As a student of marketing, what gets talked about alot is ads being memorable. A lot of these ads are certainly memorable, but for cringy/disturbing/questionable reasons. I’m shocked they even made it past the planning stages. 😅

[@gemwolfz2860]

no such thing as being memorable in a bad way when money's the goal!

[@ink66]

explains your pfp a lil bit, either that or it's cute to you idk

[@EligorArgentum]

@@ink66 Seraphine propaganda had The best and the worst on Marketing

[@Demmrir]

One thing a lot of marketers seem to forget is that your ads have to be memorable IN A WAY THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER THE PRODUCT/SERVICE. Sometimes this shit is just weird and catchy and you don't even relate it to any product or even broad category because it doesn't even appear in the ads. Most of these are actually very successful but I've certainly seen memorable commercials that don't even communicate the subject, much less sell it. Caveat: I know that isn't actually the most important--the most important is to make a memorable ad so that you can sell your services to people who recognize the ads you've been involved with immediately, but in theory, you're supposed to be selling their products and services, not yourself. In theory.

[@LikaLaruku]

WTF is up with the trend of mobile ads all being about a pregnant woman with a cheating boyfriend who lives in an abandoned house? Nothing memorable about every mobile game having the same plot, even if in the end it's all lies & none of it is in the game.

[@peppermintys13]

“you’re gonna give people cookie fetishes if you’re not careful” *looks at the cookie run fandom* i’m afraid it’s too late saber….

[@NatLaS]

The cookie run what now

[@srbrant5391]

@@NatLaS Yes.

[@j.k.4479]

@@NatLaS It's a mobile game with gingerbread cookie people as the characters.

[@phrog178]

was about to comment that....

[@nelloed]

nah cause i see people foaming at the mouth of how a cookie looks and i just sit there and reminisce about the time where we only drooled at cookies cause they tasted good

[@havenasmr5779]

Omg!!! This is my first time seeing you for real!!! Soo cool haha! You look good! I love the animated version of ya too of course but I like seeing your actual face and reactions too!

[@DreaLuvsGacha]

the poopsy slimer surprise ad used be my fav i used to sing and dance to it every time it came on😹

[@cdef8124]

The orangina ads were so infamous in France that we had a seminar at school dissecting the ad and telling us why it was so bad.

[@HUNTR11]

It made too many furries

[@noahjuniorgaming3494]

I never seen it even if i live there

[@Misteurpro]

@@HUNTR11 dude im a furry you know and from what i think THIS SHIT IS CURSE BY THE HELLLL

[@onyxtheowl24]

@@HUNTR11 as a furry. Fair enough.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

The worst part about the Orangina ads aside from (insert obvious furry joke here) is the fact that the CGI actually looks semi-decent if only they could get the character models themselves out of the uncanny valley X'D

[@pedrohenryque1361]

"I am Dollynho, your little friend. Let's play!" A staple of all Brazilians' childhood's.

[@gaiapsyche]

Dollynho made the cut! E os pôneis malditos também ♡♡♡

[@marcoast]

And their nightmares too.

[@santana4899]

Dolly, Dolly Guaraná Dolly, it's the best! Dolly Guaraná, the Brazilian flavour!

[@Nick-wy2uf]

Ctz!! Não pode faltar kkkkkkkk😂😂😂

[@SummonerArthur]

Was hoping the damned ponies would appear.

[@kcganimations5112]

10:57 *oh shit im sorry*

[@Terxitos]

4:30 i thought he was gonna say can i be executed XDD

[@Batro420]

The add with the unicorns singing about poop is for a toy that my younger sister got for her birthday. When the other people at her birthday party saw it they were already pretty confused. It got even more concerning when my younger sister pressed a button on its belly and the unicorn started singing the ENTIRE SONG from the commercial

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

I am so, so sorry you had to go through that

[@lemonpepperwingz4351]

To be fair, were we any better when it came with poop as a gimmick for toys? Remember Doggy Doo?

[@tarpulin8179]

@@lemonpepperwingz4351 but making an entire song about unicorns shitting?💀

[@lemonpepperwingz4351]

@@tarpulin8179 True. That crosses the line lmao.

[@jx.lemons]

saw it from penguin0

[@PelemusMcSoy]

For #7, I bet the lady has received a lot of mocking calls because of the ad and sounded relieved when Saber said it made his day.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Yeah, I hope they’ll always remember him.

[@schinkrio5575]

I'm a little bit late to the party but the funny thing to me is that Orangina is actually good. I have no idea why they did these commercials but the actual product tastes pretty good. Them doing these commercials seems so unhinged that I can't help it but laugh out loud whenever I see them. (German here, we sometimes get Orangina in our stores, I imagine every time the company made a deal with a certain convenience store chain.)

[@pedrohenrryamorimdesepulvi2149]

0:48 Little Dolly is a classic here in Brazil, there is no barbecue without Dolly

[@maskedrabbitproductions4707]

That gecko suicide commercial has plagued my entire life. I've only seen it once on TV on some Spanish channel when I was 5 and cried so hard my parents kicked me out of their room. Ever since then I've been scared of little geckos and refuse to stay in any room that has a crack in the ceiling. For the longest time I didn't know the name and convinced myself it was some weird fever dream I thought was real so thank you for proving to me that I was not crazy and giving 5 year old me some peace.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Oh my God. I’m so sorry that happened to you, man. Hope nothing else scarred you after that.

[@cintronproductions9430]

That commercial doesn't even make sense because lizards can easily survive falls from certain heights, a gecko isn't gonna explode if it falls a few feet off a roof or whatever. I mean, iguanas are a lot heavier than geckos and they can survive falling from trees!

[@retronimus]

Saberspark: "Top 10 cursed animated commercials" Chadtronic: Those are rookie numbers.

[@mikeyelliott8132]

chadtronic? haven't heard that name in years

[@tornadodee148]

omg im not the only one who though of chadtronic loll I still watch his cursed commercials XD

[@aa-cj9tw]

yeah we only use absolute infinity

[@illogicalparadox]

Oh boy. Saber watched over 200 of these commercials, heheheh. I wonder how many Chadtronic's watched throughout his videos...

[@tornadodee148]

@@illogicalparadox omg ikr

[@firey_butterfly]

THAT POOR WOMAN HAD TO SHOWER UNCOMFORTABLY AND HAD NO PRIVACY AT ALL

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

3:42 that face is literally meme worthy💀

[@somerandomperson8764]

Someone definitely goes over these commercials and just come to the conclusion: "Yup, this is fine."

[@ViViMun]

Bro, profile picture sauce?

[@primalaspie]

Yes, sauce.

[@creeperbros-dg9jr]

Pretty sure it's dead estate

[@ViViMun]

@@creeperbros-dg9jr You legend. Thank you

[@ViViMun]

@@creeperbros-dg9jr You did god's work I tell you.

[@PowWowAnimations]

"That face was not required." is my new favorite quote.

[@mackenziegivens6061]

2:27 I mean, the red one looks kinda cute. But the blue one... looks like she got her head stuck in a keyhole.

[@Battl3Dr01d]

*Takes glasses off in disappointment*

[@Squard25]

That minions jeep commercial had me in tears. Hardest Ive laughed in months. Thanks saber for showing me that.

[@ashuraconla2550]

the minions jeep commercial is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen and should be put in a museum, for future generations to witness it's glory.

[@MatthewB367]

That commercial is better than all of the despicable me franchises

[@Squard25]

@@MatthewB367 without a doubt

[@marselo1316]

@@MatthewB367 the first despicable me movie was pretty fresh ngl

[@blackgemstone801]

JT is a local legend here in South Carolina. Never expected to see him on Saberspark's channel

[@geardog24]

(Sees fruit strippers) "This can't be American." It's not, but the internet says it should be.

[@still_functional]

its russian tho

[@still_functional]

is it not

[@j.k.4479]

It's Russian though.

[@nicksrandomreviews]

@@still_functional That actually makes more sense, as that could only be thought up in a vodka-fueled stupor.

[@Deathsweetsong]

He literally just said it was Russian!

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

Oh no.... i remember that anti-smoking ad😂😂😂 it did nothing for me as a kid, but seeing it again as an adult is helping me stick to quitting😂

[@yes415]

6:29 subtitles: "i drink christmas"

[@Rabbit-o-witz]

Dolly's commercial have been around for ages and they never, EVER change. Every year they show the same animation with the same songs. Its beem the exact same since I was a kid

[@nokamiwd]

And we wouldn't have it any other way

[@adastriangle]

Passa toda hora por anos KKKK

[@antonioaugusto5767]

Yeah, I think it may be around 20 years old Every time the same ad on SBT

[@koihime]

They tried to change the commercials some years ago, to make them look nicer, but these are such a classic that they had to bring back the old commercials because people hated the new ones.

[@aiedailmorning6435]

Correction: a few years ago, they tried to change and make a normal commercial with just regular people hanging around, but it didn't last. I wonder if it was pushback from the public or what.

[@mariavitoriaassuncao8701]

Saber! The possessed pony commercial is actually for a car brand here in Brazil. In the commercial the dude was driving the car and it gets stuck in the mud or something like that, and he opens the hood of the car to find a bunch of little ponies running inside (because the joke was that cars usually have horsepower, but this guy's car was so bad that it had ponies). The commercial was a hit and people were always referencing it and singing the "pony song". The possessed pony you see on the video wasn't in the commercial, but on a online video the brand released, inspired by those chain emails where if you didn't share with at least x people, you were getting the curse of the ponies and they were going to slow down your car. Bold marketing decision but it worked at the time.

[@nautikx5570]

I just gotta say, as a Brazilian, i just wheeze at the dolly comercials, it's actually a huge meme here in Brazil, we're also the ones behind the pony demon commercial, it's chaotic and I love it

[@ClockworkOuroborous]

Being old, I remember when the 1st Orangina animated ad aired. It was all over my LiveJournal Feed with "WTF did I just see posts?" Back when social media was actually your friends posting stuff and not just random ads.

[@HamEggsButteredToast]

As someone with really bad phone anxiety, I'm so impressed that you called that car company just for telling them how much you loved their ad. 😂 And I'm so happy that you did! That one was my favourite out of all of these haha.

[@lworthy2518]

Saber is a class-act. Mad props for even doing that.😉👍

[@maroona_blue]

The "Deal-Tastic Me" Car ad wasn't cursed, it was chaotic wholesome

[@theknave1915]

Does that make it blursed?

[@Sinlessdoor]

@@theknave1915 yes

[@maroona_blue]

@@theknave1915 I suppose it does

[@mayhare9754]

I'm from Brazil, and yeah, the Dollyinho commercials are considered extremely cursed here, too.

[@ferretappreciator]

Raycons are the raid shadow legends of audio devices

[@AverageInternetButterfly]

Imagine showing these commercials to children. They'd probably be both confused and traumatized at the same time.

[@GoncaloDCa]

I saw the orangina ones when I was little, they stayed in the vault until this day ... Now I don't know how to process it

[@toyotaprius79]

They were probably only waiting for the adverts to end and return to Space Goods or Hubert and Takako.

[@toyotaprius79]

@@GoncaloDCa 👀👀😏 you don't know how to process it?

[@mcd08]

I was in high school when the Mio commercials dropped. I became interested in the concept of anthropomorphic animals afterwards lmao

[@Kostyurik]

I'm russian, and I saw Hooch commercial from #1 place when I was little. I found them funny at a time, but then forgot about them completely up until now XD

[@AnkoTime]

Man, Saber is a really good actor. He had to pretend he wasn't into those furry orange soda commercials so that his twitch chat bought it.

[@CrazyDoodlez810]

Haaaah

[@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007]

I knew it !

[@eriottomakurashi]

I am 100% he is a super furry BUAHAHHAH

[@monnjiiskii]

🥲

[@Gloom_Shroom_Gaming]

Oranges used to be my 2nd favorite fruit, and blackberries my first... now I want to just incinerate every single one I see.

[@jonathangwilliams6825]

Glad to see the Orangina advert in there, I was always quite fond of that one. For its day, the CGI was quite good. There was a car advert I was half-expecting that didn't show up though - don't remember the car name or the year, but it was set to the tune of 'Venus in Furs'.

[@the_godbodor7026]

That “use the loofa” line cracks me up every time. The add is weird but god is it funny.

[@TheQuestionmarkstudi]

To clarify: Orangina is basically carbonated orange juice. Pretty good actually. Unsure why the ads were made that way..

[@spiderace7994]

But If it was a multipurpose deodorant, lotion, cleaner soap, shampoo, mouthwash, salad dressing and soft drink that would be even better.

[@vanilla5643]

It's good, there's an American version, it's not as good though

[@dreamieramune]

@@vanilla5643 sunkist, right? or fanta?

[@vanilla5643]

@@dreamieramune no, like actually called orangina

[@dreamieramune]

@@vanilla5643 ooh ok, sorry.

[@ThatOneMan830]

That fucking, “I can smell you”, took me so far back.

[@menaaguilar1906]

You have to watch a Mexican commercial called “Vive son drogas” it’s a commercial for kids not to fall on drugs, but I’m pretty sure that the people behind that commercial were pretty high

[@kylefrank638]

Neo Energy was a trauma I'd actually FORGOTTEN AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK

[@kylefrank638]

Bro why is it the MOST REPLAYED, YOU PSYCHOS

[@KawaiiPockyEater]

The “Use the loofah” part broke me; I have no idea why

[@aliastxt9743]

BRO SAME

[@trentonaudet4373]

Yo as wierd as it sounds that ad was legit nostalgic to me, I saw that as a kid It was so messed up to see

[@icantgetridofthisusernamehelp]

"you don't wanna be late for work" rocked my shit LMAO

[@KawaiiPockyEater]

@@trentonaudet4373 It hits diffèrent as an adult, lol

[@lifesfunfair]

Same

[@francofernandes2006]

Okay, there's a thing I desperatly need to say: You know that bottle thing he used as an example? Let me elaborate on that. Okay, where do I start? here in Brazil, where I was born and live, we have this soda brand called "Dolly". It's kind of a low-quality brand, and the most iconic thing about them is their commercials. They have this mascot called "Dollynho" (Little Dolly), which looks unintentionally awful, but they insist it's cute, and has this *really* bad voice acting, that sounds like a nightmare. Basically, they fill brazilian TV with these awfully animated commercials that consist in Dollynho singing and dancing with children. They have about 3 standard commercials, and a lot of holiday themed ones they play every year repeatedly. A christmas one (featuring a green Santa Claus), a Mother's Day one, a Father's Day one, an Easter one, and God knows what more. Here in Brazil their commercials are used as jokes and memes frequently, due to their terrible quality and cursed mascot. And yes, he looks like a pedo for us too. So, that's it, I just needed to point that out since this is the first time I see anyone outside of Brazil talking about Dollynho, and I thought you guys might like this little not fun fact.

[@_Shay_]

Knowing it’s a Brazilian makes it even funnier

[@blueberry702]

Why Brazil needs to suffer so much? I feel sorry for us

[@GrandCas755]

They think this is awful but they really dont know starchick commercials

[@Darkaos_5]

Lets be real here, the Dolly company ain't hurting for money, if they wanted to make a better 3D animation for their mascot and commercials they would have done so by this point, they are either very stingy and use this crap because they already paid for it, or they're in on the joe that this IS shit and are rolling with it.

[@L.A532]

Quer falar do barriguinha mole também ou quer poupar eles? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cman04092]

I got to #5 and became very uncomfortable, and I started to wonder how it could get any worse. It did not disappoint, but I am disappointed in humanity that these companies exist.

[@Laibapyrus]

1:26 nice to know my home country made a cursed commercial about my favourite franchise

[@yume_hime_]

Okay, as a toy collector; I have to say this: Everyone HATED the Poopsie Unicorn toys. They dont make them anymore, that commercial is years old at this point.

[@taiahunter2600]

I keep seeing them sold at my store though-

[@markerikson7423]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! YEAH BABYYYYYYY! THAT'S WHAT I'M WAITIN' FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[@yume_hime_]

@@taiahunter2600 Probably just stock they’re trying to get rid of. A lot of stores sold the reboot Monster High dolls to try and get rid of their stock for years after they stopped making them, so it’s likely the same situation.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

THANK GOD 🙏

[@WalkingJellyfish]

One more thing about the latest ad. "Оhoochенные фрукты" is a play on words that sounds like "oxyeнныe фрукты" -- "f**king good fruits".

[@tornadodee148]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one indeed, yes lol

[@robinsordahl8947]

16:43-16:53 That would be Sausage Party to you.

[@xraenon1664]

I was having a good day. I didn’t have to click on this video. I could have put my phone down and actually did my work in class. The fact that there’s 78 thousand other people who suffered through the same thing only does so much.

[@phrog178]

"USE THE LOOFAH" how did they manage to make soap bubbles genuinely terrifying

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

It gets the point across, I tell ya.

[@matrixmilky596]

as a brazilian who grew up seeing dolly ads on tv, never did i expect dollynho to be in here. our legacy everyone

[@murilopereira7186]

OUR LEGACY! eu amo o dolinho cara

[@boufrops6845]

Salve o Dollyinho

[@osdesinteligentes7946]

Dolly guarana kk

[@mrfandangos.4394]

O Melhor!

[@LannyLeArtist]

1:25 that sentence hits hard ngl.

[@laranjapera8825]

Dollynho isn't cursed, he's just there being himself

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

In the words of your review of Roadside Romeo... "MOM, GET THE GUN!!"

[@雪者]

0_0 My guy pick me up, I'm scared.

[@bthsr7113]

Or to quote Monsters Inc. "GIMME THAT SHOVEL!"

[@wafran3396]

This guy's departing sanity feeds me.

[@kokichiouma1622]

nom nom

[@kielgarcia5292]

Your PFP says alot with this Comment.

[@FatYoshi619]

13:25 what's funny is that the company of this ad got sued by Black Eyed peas for using their song 'my humps' for a parody music without their permission.

[@starlight4065]

By the end of the video, Saberspark has lost the will to live

[@wombawombate]

Everyone’s already made the “cookie fetish” joke, but yeah Cookie Run beat you to the punch. But honestly, I’m part of the fandom and I *still* don’t get the attraction

[@DestroyerOfWeebs]

I'm afraid of Cookie Run because of this (and because there's only one game from them on my phone)

[@kxl309]

It's a lot of daddy issues, dilf lovers, and people who just really like detectives hence why people who like almond cookie also like BBC Sherlock and hell even Spamton from deltarune

[@Cinnaschticks]

For real though. I just thought the designs were cool and sprinted into the fandom at the sight of the Hollyberry event (which i didnt get, oops XD)

[@LeeLee37.]

But almond cookie tho 😩

[@huskobusko]

i just like the games tbh...fun times

[@bryannedelgado6479]

Saber screaming “FRANCE!” Is everything to me

[@quibbs126]

Why does it remind me of Solid Snake?

[@carlitolol1435]

There's also a commercial from Montréal with a woman touching a champagne bottle, and it starts to grow more and more and get excited and then explodes, and it says Happy New Year

[@CherryBombzArt]

Seeing you call the despicable me ad ppl- *that made it 100% better*