Sad Adventure - Minecraft SDMP #15

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[@inoob26]

Considering how much Jordan's second home neighbors love hanging out in front of his house he should make a gazebo for meetup lol

[@baltazard133T]

I believe that is what the top of the stairs behind the house where the gazebo sits with the fart chairs was supposed to be for...

[@UltimateBatt]

i love the Minecraft BDSM series

[@FuddyDuddy34]

What lmao

[@UltimateBatt]

@@FuddyDuddy34 I just love this series man

[@bennythetiger6052]

Isn't that a 3d material thing😅

[@FuddyDuddy34]

@@UltimateBatt this series or the bdsm series?

[@UltimateBatt]

@@FuddyDuddy34 yes

[@LBFescape]

1:31:20 "UPPIES LAVA ATE MY DIAMOND??" there's a new sentence 😂

[@elyssa_141]

my goat always has the best of vocabs

[@turtlemancolgrove6097]

“There’s the fear of god then there’s the fear of the irs. I’m not sure which is more significant.” -jardoon 1:46:05

[@NGC-7635]

1:31:18 "what the frick is that, no that doesn't do - you're not, that, laat staa upla uppies lava at my diamond!?" - Jardon 2024 (play at 0.75x speed to become unalived from laughing too hard)

[@elizabethgentry7838]

I am obsessed with mr_blue. the sequence at 2:23:27 had me actually laughing out loud in public

[@ooXChrissieXoo]

1:31:18 when Jordon lost it over uppies lava eating his diamond 😂

[@juggerNOTtoday]

*Oddly specific timestamps* _i was there live, strap in this one's a doozy_ 00:00 (solo) Debrief and straight to the villages 03:18 catching up in chat 09:00 (solo) enchanting rq brb bb 10:41 hello, Connor and Berd! 13:10 (solo) the SubGift Fight of the Century 16:22 shout to Dreadful for dropping over $250 i think?? 19:30 _foreshadowing._ 20:00 hello, Justin! ft Berd and Sneeg (we preppin for spelunking) 20:38 (solo) 💌 lots of bits, subs, and Hype Train 26:56 off we go to treasure hunt! 🗺️ 27:15 💸Soren's attempts to get Monkey🥎⚾️s ft a spectating Justin, and another try at 33:48 29:53 baby's first iceboat (stuttering audio warning) 32:50 this is gonna be a reel, just watch 34:19 angy Jerdgen looking for berd, hi Swagger 37:46 the trek begins! berd rips one into the nether ceiling 41:42 yahoo! (also joordoor's face) 43:09 chatting while waiting for berd, much chaos 49:11 (clip) "SHOW SOME RESPECT, TAKE A KNEE" 🤣 49:57 shoe talk 👟👟 with Swagger 51:52 this entire discussion gives "a friday night with the boys after school" 55:15 jésus talk, im dying 58:25 finally found a dungeon, they are tearing thru this like a school of piranha at a texas roadhouse 1:08:10 the acting was something out of a movie, L Justin 1:11:11 jaredn offers all his sympathy (he has none) 1:15:42 Justin L x2 :( 1:19:50 Justin L x3 🥺 1:21:06 Swagger sounds so flustered lol 1:22:10 (solo) mimic loot hunting! 1:40:15 pokay suffers in all caps, money talk 1:46:25 headed home 1:59:41 father makes the road trip more entertaining 2:00:28 j.d. khalid, suffering from success 2:04:10 made it home, chatting w/Ross, Justin, Lark and Kia 2:04:43 what lol 2:07:00 Justin plans on thanking Swagger 2:09:05 *hey it's mr blue!!* (housekeeping and notif reading) 2:15:54 jschlatt and JurDurnMurRurn catch up 2:21:43 *hey it's mr blue!!* 2:25:50 HOA check-in with mika 2:28:56 hi, uwumi! (schlatt sings) hope everyone's day was good. make sure you move a bit and adjust how you're sitting homies, have a good one

[@pokemasers]

1:46:03 i mean even the joker doesnt mess with the irs, so idk i gotta go with the fear of the irs

[@Kas_Styles]

This

[@gatordragon6140]

I love that you used the "why is there a rule about not putting your head next to the saw?" example when talking about dumb rules because my old job had that exact rule about the table saws because one of the table saws started screwing up, if i remember correctly it had something to do with the saw blade catching on something, so the dude put his face next to the saw blade, without turning it off to "look and see if he could fix it" and ended up with a decent sized chunk of saw blade lodged in his face for his troubles,

[@sabersight908]

wow the server is brought to you by like and subscribe, i love those guys!

[@GuardianNamick]

They loved sponsoring the react videos!

[@scythanerror]

1:05:08 "This is huge!" "That's what she said!" "Ahaha aaah!" 😂

[@GregMcClean]

Captions at the beginning called it the "STD MPP" 😬

[@Freshlypeeledmangos]

1:54:22 HOA VIOLATION! FLOATING TREE!

[@michaelbaae]

reminds me of the old mianite days

[@ChannelwNoName]

Can't wait to watch this after school gets out. I hate high school. Mainly the long, boring days where I have to wait to watch Jardon's videos.

[@mimsydreams]

School sucks, but it does eventually end. Hang in there 😊

[@ChannelwNoName]

@@mimsydreams I know, I'm 3/4 done and the best parts about school are the multiple breaks.

[@ZEPR0FESS0RR]

I wish I could say it’s worth it…. But school is pretty freaking useless.

[@coreofnothing]

@@ZEPR0FESS0RRyou learn more skills than you think you do in school. Imagine how much less social, practical and cognitive skill you’d have if you were e.g. homeschooled (e.g. how much easier you’d fall for for misinformation with less training in critical thinking)

[@BasementBen]

American education biggest crime to waste 18 years of our life

[@becksebastian8446]

these videos feel like fever dreams sometimes and i love it

[@PurtyPurple]

32:50 This is going to become a new short, I can feel it

[@aggrogator4045]

I never once thought I'd see a Captain Sparklez and Swagger Souls adventure 🤯🤯🤯 imagine all the stuff Cpt probably thought but didn't say cause family friendly 😈 you can tell he *wanted* to

[@connortremeer657]

Piratesoftware indeed did break hype train as per usual for thor and his massive following.

[@AmeDayo]

On Jordan's comment on Personality Driven content and AI, in 10 years, AI may be able to have a convincing and attractive personality. I mean the AI vtuber Vedal is already quite popular.

[@aqureilart]

heheheh heraing my favorite youtuber from my childhood try and say my name made my day btw also its pronounced Ack-where-ee-ell like aquarium :3 edit : its at 13:27 :3 very cool my friends have been calling me a krill

[@jordangriffey8028]

Congrats man, feels good

[@Gabriel_August25]

You should try to invite CG5 to make a anthem for the neighbourhood. Good o' times when he made that beautiful song about sparkly abs and jshooshoosy's facial hair.

[@mimsydreams]

You just buy everything in cash only. You don't need to put all of that money in a bank. Also... offshore banking exists.

[@PurtyPurple]

Jordan should try to look for diamonds, then he'd only find mimics and 0 diamonds

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

49:26 that is not how it works at all it hasn't worked that way for a long time... like since 1.8 I think mobs always spawn as close to bedrock as possible that's why there's like no mobs at night anymore...

[@catakuri6678]

1:37:14 That's a character from One Piece

[@Lusanagi17]

He does watch one piece but I guess he isn't there yet

[@loganlovesdubstep]

This brings me immense joy. Takes me back to the good ol days

[@cortezagain]

01:50:12 are those diamonds on the floor

[@pointvee]

did no one else notice that ;-; i was waiting for chat to point it out and alert him

[@cortezagain]

@@pointvee yea i thought i was seeing things when chat didn’t say anything

[@dueelsk6926]

the vex knife honestly sucks lol. i spent two hours farming it but because of the 0,5 damage cooldown every mob has the zombie sword is still better for dps because you can crit with it

[@jwashy56]

1:50:13 Jordan mines and then leaves diamonds sitting on the cave floor and never picks them up :I

[@tacotuttle]

1:54:27 BREAKING: HOA president leaves a tree floating! Hypocrite leaders?

[@twip7502]

does he know its faster for him to not jump while hes running that fast

[@cashmoney3483]

49:13 erm actually ☝️🤓

[@goitcore]

Can someone in chat tell him he'll get the dice back if he combines rocks? Oh and he can make it golden.

[@TwoFace1234-oq4sb]

Any 1 of the crowns are the most op artifact that you can find like god’s crown or god crown idk but they give earthier a 200 or 250 percent stat boost to everything and also it can match with your status as the king of Minecraft so I think it’s good

[@ephraimboateng5239]

20:13 I actualy laughed at that for a solid 10 sec. Is that immature? Farts are funny

[@anyaturner_x]

Mr Blue - "welllll"

[@LBFescape]

2:10:24 "we have big BIG males to do here" -Jardon

[@FemboyDisciples2]

1:06:39 - 1:06:40 Wait?! What was that? The glowing eyes in the one of holes - its some effect or idk

[@mdigidrop6911]

for the new fletcher you could just purchase 10 extra iron arrows from an other one and sell them to him for extra rubies

[@wheatbixandmilk1204]

The Justin cameo was not expected 😂 much love to El funny hombres

[@baltazard133T]

Umm if ol dude has to pay $8,000 in taxes on his generated revenue that would mean that he grossed north of $96,000 but no more than $112,000 depending on the state/ city he lives and his tax filing status.... Jebus H Christ I was lucky to clear $58,000 last year.... Fuggin streamers have no idea how nice and easy they got it FRFR....🤷🤦

[@brankin421]

Always happy to see an episode of this come out!

[@LegalizeTax]

As someone who works for the Government, I hate that I need to file my taxes. Taxes are the most annoying thing in the world, and the IRS should be disbanded.

[@edtuckerartist]

Mr_Blue "Sky"?

[@Ne0nZ3bra]

Damn a successful bank heist of 30 mil? Good on them

[@Parabola462]

I’m with schlatt, the tree is awful. And just bc you don’t want something plastered everywhere, doesn’t make it “phobic” 🙄

[@Lusanagi17]

Damn I can't believe you're treephobic

[@edtuckerartist]

Is Swagger Alan Alda?

[@gabrieldinix]

Bro berd is always on in this, it’s crazy

[@ph03beuwu]

soeones gonna clip cap saying the uwu in uwumi

[@Sorfinali]

Hey whats the minecraft captcha thing?

[@baltazard133T]

As for that 30 million dollar cash that was stolen out of California recently it will probably end up going overseas, most likely to a country like Switzerland where they have a very strong exchange rate. It will most likely end up in a multitude of foreign protected bank accounts never to see the light of day again.... If you think some just random street punks are capable of pulling off a heist of that caliber you would be sadly mistaken, that heist has international or inside job written all over it..... It was probably planned and rehearsed 6 months in advance.

[@Derseffect]

7:36 umm many humans choose to be a menace… 😂

[@CamdenS6969]

never been this early before

[@TheCappuccino04]

swagger doing his "influencer" voice had me in tears man the way it sounds like a completely different person

[@DragonWolf989]

When will you make the cool Armour captain that you get from fishing I want to see you get it already it's not that hard especially if so many people have full sets and more it's better than diamond I'm pretty sure

[@deadfox03]

Andrew Yang mentioned RAAAAAAAHHHH

[@samirmaman7516]

Swaggersouls Cringe intro was funny😂

[@TheCappuccino04]

it's so jarring the way it sounds NOTHING like his normal voice, shit was so good

[@Maria_Miciano_5]

I was waiting for the part where Jordan went to his door and Swagger was just waiting for him. It was so funny during that stream. I was dying the whole time. 🤣

[@jessicawhy]

nooo justin :(

[@IBF69420]

Well Yes the Indentity Away and the Looking on and the Chestplate Action and the Ways being Higher and the Ways of the Little and the Stronger Times and the Bigger Bing Chilling then The Cool Dudes Away and the Lucky Rock and the Higher Legendary Hats and the Tap of the Villagers being Smarter

[@seancarlisi]

I got a sophia comercial during the sora talk

[@mlgswagmaster8913]

49:23 shorts

[@ph03beuwu]

swagger sounds like patrick star a bit

[@glennlurman3514]

his chanl would be the obsidian trader

[@DJJ21_]

Got 10 episodes to catch up, nice

[@edtuckerartist]

Captain Homing Sparklez.

[@itz0wen564]

i will pass the exam today

[@spookkachu3322]

Terraria items KEK

[@jacobhess4547]

Just long enough to finish my shift! W

[@VonLykaios]

Holy cow I'm early

[@karissabarron2872]

One piece

[@cortezagain]

wellll 😂😂😂😂

[@heducale]

🧐

[@bennutt5050]

bacons are pepe house

[@melmel1071]

Can’t believe capt was homophobic in this video. As a gay woman I am SO HURT 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

[@beneroni8345]

Neat much prefer socializing episodes.