Saddest JCS interrogation

[@korlamontier9739]

I had a fucking PTSD after hearing HARDCORE theme in the beginning

[@atomictaste4355]

A single PTSD is a PTD

[@WordoftheElderGods]

So you called Kim a yellow monkey?

[@korlamontier9739]

@@atomictaste4355 idc I'm not english and I hate the fish people tongue

[@Theonefromtheabyss]

Roll an Authority check, now...

[@bling4614]

what's the name of the theme?

[@pckle]

No fucking way pyro uploading a VOD to his VOD channel

[@vicbar399]

HOLY CR*P

[@Big_Chungus935]

Rofl

[@wigligigly3375]

His chat honestly sounds like that one group of 9 year olds with internet access that think they are funny as they repeat the same big Chungus joke on repeat

[@lackadaisical9417]

More like "loud=funny"

[@lackadaisical9417]

And tbh it is

[@rkkett]

@@lackadaisical9417 yes sometimes

[@jinxysaberk]

It's sad JCS quit because they were absolutely the best channel

[@MountainSoftware1984]

Did JCS quit? Where did you hear this? I have been waiting for him to upload for a while and was wondering why he hadn’t.

[@burli280]

Most of these channels like JCS arent doing like hardcore in depth psychological analysis anyway. 90% of it is just hindsight. Doesn’t mean its bad content tho

[@DingalingTugTug]

@@MountainSoftware1984 JCS kept getting demonitized by KZbin. It was mentioned in the stream but JCS also made a post about it, it may still be up on their channel somewhere.

[@jinxysaberk]

@@MountainSoftware1984 literally in the stream that you just commented under.

[@jinxysaberk]

@@burli280 definitely never said it was bad I think it's interesting as well but JCS definitely did it best is all

[@GoodVolition]

Imagine getting caught for murder because you failed the table tapping QTE.

[@azrael-labs]

ps3 Spiderman game moment

[@CheeseYourself]

Pyro really out here chillin' with 3,499 KZbin notifications

[@SpectralLumo]

1:04:22 looks like Pyro replicating the image of YandereDev and his Cum Chalice, and I cannot be persuaded otherwise.

[@Miggggy]

think that was the idea

[@Xandercheney]

I don’t know Pyros kinda lookin like a sssniperwolf clone with the thumbnail Check it for aids Can’t persuade me otherwise

[@unclepan1]

@@Miggggy he literally said it was the great gatsby

[@poogerssamseder2226]

"Here you can see that the child is breathing, which is a clear sign of his nervousness."

[@skylar5257]

Pyro is such a nice guy to repeat the same thing 20 times to make sure his child audience understands what he just learned. Edit: Pyro’s pure lack of knowledge of the criminal justice system is pretty funny lol.

[@memorysnake1646]

The fact every time pryo hears the intruder and lights just reminds him of mandela catalogue is just so funny to me I don't know why, it's probably because he laughed so much on a cat "jumpscare" and that laugh has stuck with me for a good while lmao

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's funny for the same reason the words "suss", "imposter", and "among us" make people lose their shit.

[@jravee5994]

tommyinnit getting bullied by mike stoklasa in a blank office room for 1 hour 57 minutes and 11 seconds

[@Saber501]

39:43 Schlatt impression

[@fl4kpanzer]

Forgot to swap accounts irl. 💀

[@ThatGuy-dp5ni]

Its Schlatt disguised

[@HelloYersoGae]

ive been inside an interrogation room 6 times in my life. 5 times i asked for a lawyer and 1 time kept telling them that their parents have inappropriate relations with farm animals for several hours til my mother came to get me. ive ripped up every paper given to me and turned down all offers of food or water or basic small talk. 0 times ive been charged. get a lawyer if youre an adult, a parent if youre a minor and curse out everyone who tries to talk to you. dont eat or drink or they get your fingerprints and DNA (saliva on cups) and if possible, babble and ramble about nonsense because they hate having their time wasted. doesnt matter if youre innocent or guilty, they just want to close the case. make them work for it

[@bug7281]

The kid in this who killed his family got 4 life sentences and is eligible for parole in 2032 with good behaviour

[@DuranMK2]

1:13:01 Pyro's response here was honestly the funniest part of the whole VOD for me, I think mainly because you can tell he actually thought about it for a few seconds and was like "Yeah, that's all of my interests, really".

[@PorcelainSubmarine]

i been watching you since 7th grade and now i’m 2 years in the military 😎 you’re a GOAT and cane a long way

[@lorddoberman]

*Ayoooo and you're also an Aphex Twin fan ayy!*

[@PorcelainSubmarine]

@@lorddoberman of course man

[@Godfred529]

I'm happy to see you posting on this channel again

[@denied9]

Kid named Fingles

[@josephhughes1498]

If you lose by talking during an interrogation then I would simply sing binley mega chippy until they legally have to release me

[@abnormalsausage8651]

I like how your face changes Pyro after finding that "Trouble?" line in Oblivion. Reflects so much of happiness and relief haha

[@thegooglebell8159]

Spoiler dude wtf

[@theorangegremlin334]

@@thegooglebell8159 L + ratio + pyro watcher + fellow bitchless

[@nullnull7352]

Jesus Chirst, Pyro's floor is so clean it looks like he's walking on just pure polished quartz, lol

[@ila5963]

Brug, I'm been watching you since year 7 and I'm now in year 13, thank you pyro for being the best. You're my go to KZbinr when I need to have a laugh whenever I'm down which is often due to anxiety. I will always support you and I wish you made petscope 2 already Edit: year 7 and year 13 as in school years

[@Tonelle]

You have anxiety because you watched pyro from 7yo

[@lyratulia]

im glad you haven't developed a major brain rotting experience from watching commentary youtubers at 7 years old buddy keep it up

[@ila5963]

@@lyratulia I meant year 7 as in school years

[@excaliwally7986]

Also you watching this at 7 years old is way more funny and makes sense

[@Tonelle]

@@ila5963 so it means you was 12 or 13 in this time

[@dalton5903]

Title: Saddest interrogation. Pyro: Roasts killer Lol

[@Samantha_The_Bunny]

Found your channel because of oompaville's interview with you. I go straight to food when it comes to anxiety (it reduces anxiety by using the muscles in your jaws because it massages the nervous system)

[@TheSmallUu]

Finally new vod from funni british man himself!

[@thornels]

39:42 He sounds SO MUCH like Schlatt there

[@devilbutch]

watched live for a bit and 51:35 was my favorite part lmfao

[@snapgaming4]

pyro is surely the only person to make a 2 hour vid last as a 4 hour stream

[@chazzychizzle915]

The Argentinian peso donation was too good 😂

[@chungus100]

Only Pyro is able to stretch a 1.57hr video to almost 4 hours with the CONSTANT superchat donations desperate for his attention and his entire normal chat begging for him to stop pausing. Go seethe more if you're gonna tell me to watch the original. I love watching pyro react videos but this shit makes it impossible.

[@Balotovi]

Yeah I'm not even at the halfway point but omg this video is turning my brain to mush. It's like 50 different freaking voices making a donation sound seemingly every 10 seconds and Pyro reacts to them so frequent that it's almost an achievement to hear a whole sentence without pausing. And now Pyro has played some random meme video for the 3rd time in the last 5 minutes because some random buzzword reminded him of it, this VOD is certainly something to say the least haha

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@Balotovi It's like my ADHD brain in the form of a VOD

[@Toad1295]

Thank you for uploading the full videos

[@divaria]

the 'trouble?' line is in skyrim as well. i had no idea it was until i played yesterday i thought it was only an oblivion line. had to share my discovery 🙏

[@zerostarvevo]

>yellow line >laughs in vanced

[@H4CK41D]

this vod was impossible to watch with the constant superchat interuptions. you turned a 2 hour video into 4 hours. 2 hours of superchat interruptions. people were begging you to stop pausing it in regular chat lmao

[@turboyabo864]

i dont know maybe its because chat was spamming the donation text to speech, making it harder to watch. the only solution is to turn them off

[@a-10warthog51]

Watch the original video then

[@stickbug0_o512]

cope

[@H4CK41D]

@@a-10warthog51 i did watch the original because I couldn't get through this. that's why i made the comment. I watched 2 hours of it before it was unbearable

[@thegooglebell8159]

Actually cope just go watch the original video then???!!? I don’t understand

[@ESP3DINA]

Biggest twist is at 3:56:06

[@AsexTwin]

ong

[@mudfish1711]

chad disco elysium music

[@CallMeGreggles]

fr I love being a degenerate pyro fan but some of the wholesome donations really hit me

[@Sharkii235]

I love pyro so much man's goated

[@lilfacade]

i watch this vod like once a week

[@GalantHoese563]

1 year old puro vods are just better

[@LeniPeni]

Real

[@lndv]

Vid starts at 7:54

[@JokerChany]

pyro do a whole stream with a jschalatt impression please

[@bigzealot]

Jschlut

[@thornels]

The waiving of the Miranda rights is so fucked. Pyro doesn't really explain it well in my opinion so I'm going to here: The Miranda rights (the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney) apply to any suspect in custody. However, the suspect also has the right to waive these rights. This can be done expressly, like Pyro says, by "signing them away" or by stating or signing a statement stating that you understand those rights and choose to ignore them. However, and this is where it gets fucked, you can also implicitly waive your Miranda rights by saying you understand them and then "acts against those rights" by for example not immediately asking for an attorney or answering a question. So this is why the officer will read the rights, ask if you understand them, and then ask you a question directly after. TL;DR: Through loopholes and shitty manipulation an officer can trick you into waiving (disregarding) your right to remain silent and have an attorney by reading your rights, asking you if you understand them, and then asking you a different question because by answering that question you'll have acted against those rights and therefore practically lost them. Everything you say will now be used against you.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

they also no longer need to be read to you

[@LeniPeni]

@@appalachiabrauchfrauthey do if you’re a minor like the kids in the video, because they are underage they have to make sure the suspect understands. In some states you even have to have a parent with you

[@yaogwai]

That was some of the most British music I’ve ever heard

[@laurenrice2622]

hello pyrocynical

[@giraythecatt]

hello lauren rice

[@user-mh1jz4yp7e]

thank you Lauren

[@deity2852]

Shalom Lauren rice

[@old_channel160]

Greetings Lauren Rice

[@niksin9941]

waddup Lauren

[@sakamotosays9337]

Kid named Fingles:

[@tabetha7595]

Been live for an hour 50, almost the total run time for the video, only at 38 minutes, monka

[@thegooglebell8159]

Just watch the original video then mate

[@tabetha7595]

@@thegooglebell8159 I'm doing a little trolling, google+ user, ya knew that

[@titanicgaming1148]

A good reason to confess is the ability to have a reduced sentencing. A jury will bring into consideration a a guilty parties remorse and empathy during a trial and will recommend sentencing based on that. Him showing no remorse and no empathy and full on sticking to “i did not kill them” will just make his outcome far worse when sentencing comes as generally… he really has no evidence to prove it was a break in.

[@buttermeat6529]

Murder isn't that bad once you get to know him, he's just misunderstood. :((

[@Minamoto_1]

Wtf do you mean?!?

[@mirrorhymn]

@@Minamoto_1 some people are just misunderstood. :(( Once you get to know them, you'll understand why they murder someone :((

[@maximillian1109]

Murder is still murder. If the killing of a person did not stop more people to die/get really hurt, it is selfish and inexcusable.

[@peppermintttea]

that gatsby impersonation just hurt my soul..

[@Big_Chungus935]

Intro looks like Pyro getting ready for a live set

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

IS the intro music disco elysium music?

[@quazy774]

29:11 doesnt pyro know drunk drivers are gods strongest souls

[@HansDester]

I think all these people getting upset at Pyro for stopping the video are crazy.

[@zunaidislam5804]

I am pretty sure this is from explore with us (ewu) not JCS…

[@therepublicofsilverwolf7339]

commenting early, just got to the point where you learned he was the sole survivor, i will say its possible he just compartmentalized to an extreme level, its happened to me after people i love have died, may brain basically segregates and completely walls off those emotions and for days or longer i feel absolutely nothing as if i havent even learned they died i know it and i accept it, i know ill never see them again but you would never tell i just lost someone who meant the world to me, he could also just be a high functioning sociopath, and honestly not care, being a sociopath doesnt make you guilty or evil but its very possible he just doesnt care even if he didnt do it

[@Lazan.]

its morbin time

[@Limuthrysxx]

39:43 sounds like schlatt to me for some reason

[@mareep9821]

This channel was just started to show up in my recommendation, I have never watch true crime doc either

[@HelloYersoGae]

i love mareep, love your comment and love that one video you have. trifecta!

[@mareep9821]

@@HelloYersoGae Awe, thank you! :)

[@mixsix6]

everything is fine pyrocynical

[@allecio]

Imagine not asking for a lawyer.

[@kadenshoemaker6669]

Sup pyro can you play the long dark and do you still stream on KZbin or did you move back to twitch or have you not streamed since the fall guys stream a few days ago

[@kadenfw]

He doesn't read the vod comments

[@mdperson988]

Is it only me who had intense music at the start playing cause idk if it was from the video

[@weep8726]

Why was thi reuploaded?

[@AsexTwin]

it’s the vod

[@somebodytouchedmybepis7821]

bro can i watch 30 seconds of the vid without u pausing gyat dayum

[@cat-tj1xk]

did pyro become fucking jschlatt at 39:42

[@thegooglebell8159]

53:35 was so stupid lmao

[@yyooddaa1570]

mlg

[@mr.yeet_eats9609]

Where did pyro get the idea that the video was a murder mystery. It's pretty apparent who did it

[@fishium]

water is water but dasani is the furthest thing from real water

[@selfware4335]

What about all the vods that came before these new two? I know there’s more. Just list the vids! Please!

[@9bran9]

detective mike stoklasa bullies nick crompton

[@JokerChany]

I get the kid did it but honestly his reactions once he started getting pressured was completely normal. You're in an authoritative place with no one to help except yourself being pressured by 2 grown adults saying "you killed them you killed them why did you kill them" and lying about evidence it's a fucked up way of doing it when they really didn't have much to go off of other than the door being unlocked and the kid was in the area at some point in the night. He also just really didn't have a motive considering they were just strict and he liked booze

[@JustBizmuth]

ayo anybody know the banger in the beginning of the VOD????????

[@MBA-G]

It's called Hardcore disco music from Disco Elysium

[@redactedz6146]

41:13 yup and I love to see it

[@flowlngstorm5884]

Watching on 2x speed

[@Kasakit01]

lawyers are expensive. But boy they are amazing

[@EggedAegis]

Don’t get any ideas Pyro, 2 shots of Champagne isn’t that big a deal. Don’t do it.

[@thebiggestb164]

Don't worry pyroshitical

[@fibis6376]

Pyro when backroom vod plss

[@imarkvi284]

20:10 he forgot to ask his gamertag

[@SPLATNIGHT63]

39:42 bro turned into Jschlatt 💀

[@dpet7756]

the group chat got leaked

[@vdonutxvii3241]

what the fuck is this 2008 arcade game music 💀

[@benhaskett9270]

24:31 he’s doesn’t know who Porter Robinson is 🥲

[@alexthehopeless3778]

we've had "unalive", now there's an "untruth", what next... *unsubscribe?!*

[@morganakira2045]

1:20:32 Smoking mef. My favourite pasttime.

[@Lester_Houston]

Explore with Us is also great I like this channel

[@tarnishedhunter222]

You’re awesome

[@theironmuttonchops5398]

14:30 In the past people were beaten, whipped, stabbed and mutilated if suspected of a crime. PYRO: Bruh, there's no natural light, stop trying to be my friend, I'm getting legit soft tortured here.

[@vicbar399]

Humans adapt to the envioroment around them, when discomfort is introduced to the equation we get defensive and try to ward off the discomfort. No matter how hard or easy someone had it there is still discomfort in areas.

[@theironmuttonchops5398]

@@vicbar399 I would debate you on this but there are 3 things at play that stop me: 1. We're pyro fans, therefore it's 99% likely you're trolling. 2. The humans adapt thing... There's too much to unravel there. 3. Your profile picture my guy

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@theironmuttonchops5398 I mean, no natural light is absolutely a method of psychological torture. It's a method literally used by the CIA, albeit in conjunction with a host of other methods. But discounting it to try and make Pyro look too soft is just dishonest

[@AkuAnkka69]

I'm baby

[@p34chy71]

baby

[@ollyflashman]

hello baby 😀

[@Australiaguy-k9y]

Me to

[@sheepgrass500]

🤨🤨🤨🤨 Trouble? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@deity2852]

Trouble? 🤨

[@allmyhomiesk2509]

Pyro is the kinda guy to make KZbin videos

[@12sleep34]

i know its a twitch stream but my god the donations are unrelenting

[@Balotovi]

omg yes and it's not even just that they're so many but the like 50 different voices, too. It's turning my brain to mush lol

[@TwilightAdvance]

I wonder would you create review for original Nier, not the remake not the automata, but original. It is a dumbster fire of a game which is loved by it's fans. But original Nier on ps3 was a mess despite having very good story, music and characters the game itself was a total disaster on so many levels. It is one of the more interesting games out there which is loved but also at the same time was obscure as hell during release and almost forgotten, but Nier automata literall saved the whole franchise with 2B's exposed butt.

[@oscarlupton]

True, would be good second channel content

[@joyifu]

44 minutes in to a 13 minute video. Nice

[@jakeplaysgames_A]

Trouble🤨

[@fops.5178]

pyrocyn

[@krakenslayer1163]

Pause the vid every 30 sec jesus christttt

[@ivelinata]

trouble?

[@barthol9776]

Wow a leafy copy, streaming on a twitch copy watching a JCS copy