Safety First

The Combat Center's Commanding General, William F. Mullen lll, and Installation Sergeant Major, Michael J. Hendges, want to give you a message before your liberty period.

[@JoelMarioMX]

“why does he have PTSD?” “He forgot to hydrate”

[@melodite6381]

Headass Hitlerous for me it would been "did he try taking ibuprofen?"

[@DimaEgorovRU]

Headass Hitlerous #the VA explaining my missing leg

[@wolflordgaming31]

ptsd kicks in HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOT BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO HYDRATE< THE FING DRILL SGTS ROASTED US FOR WEEKS ABOUT IT *not in yet, gonna be, marines through and through OOH RAH

[@nicholas8228]

OOH so THATS why the army does hydration formations

[@BigDictator5335]

and forgot to change his socks

[@xymoriintus]

I love how he's silently judging you yet helping

[@Fandom_Junkie]

Isn't that Marine NCOs in a nutshell?

[@Kangroo11]

nice comment

[@kian9096]

Fandom_Junkie no no no NCOs judge then pretend to help

[@antictsblog9419]

That’s just the Marine Corps in a whole

[@MrCYCLOPSXMEN12330]

I've seen a guy getting blasted like he's about to die by a gunny all while the gunny is helping him how to operate a radio. It's just how the marine Corps operates.

[@Mirandorl]

Hydration requirements: Normal human: 8 glasses a day US Marine: One jerry can

[@dickvolen4589]

One jerry can - 5L.

[@isaiahfoshay1659]

Nah that’s twenty nine palms I’m currently stationed there it gets up to 114 degrees man you gotta drink a fuck ton of water 😂

[@alexchau1908]

12-14 canteens a day so 3-3.5 gallons

[@RobTheMusician1]

pretty much, CBRN times bro.

[@Im2Old4ThisShite]

@@isaiahfoshay1659 you mean, 29 stumps, Marine. 😆😎

[@sd91499]

Giving the dude who just wanted to eat hot cheetos and play video games for a weekend a weightlifting and reflective belt is about the funniest thing I could've expected

[@lonetemplar1748]

God, almost forgot the reflective belt!!! Can't even deploy without one of those!

[@connorjohn33]

@@lonetemplar1748 they definitely keep us safe!

[@UlitmateLemon]

And don't forget to hydrate.

[@joesmilk3492]

It's so sad. You could see him die inside.

[@themiddleclasspoolee399]

The PT belt, that is the thing that triggers PTSD.

[@Ghiscari]

*Takes Bud Light away* *Gives a stronger beer instead* That's a Sergeant Major I want

[@iusefloorbbs3102]

bud light is hydration and beer in one. more water than alcohol

[@joerhodes213]

@@iusefloorbbs3102....isn't that the truth!😂😂

[@hammurds]

Don’t forget to hydrate

[@ericwelch]

This definitely aged very well!

[@theweldingpanzer4841]

Especially in the current political state lol

[@jeremyzumwalt8417]

*Dies in Call of duty MW campaign* The message on the death screen: "Dont forget to hydrate" -Commander General William Mullen

[@meme_emem9881]

Tbh this is a legitimately underhydrated comment

[@ericmiller9522]

I came just for the "dont forget to hydrate" comment and it was gold

[@fritzkeller5629]

No mor like Dies -Dan Mcglucsky, he forgot to hydrate I made the name up so it sounds stupid

[@TwitchArmy1YT]

So true

[@ericheisenberg5541]

ok this is a comment

[@175hydro]

Best Military Safety Briefing: Don't add to the population Don't subtract from the population Stay out of the hospital, news, and jail And if you do end up in jail establish domaince quickly Author: Unknown

[@jackbrown3193]

And dont forget too hydrate

[@aaronnikels5706]

I like the old "Just don't be stupid" better but this one is timeless

[@evilma66otify]

@@jackbrown3193 lmao

[@0bliVioid97]

I always resented this one. Don't tell me how to live my life! I want kids!

[@rifqitaqiuddin]

​@@0bliVioid97and thats how you get Scammed by the local Base girl.

[@Tenktory]

Guy comes with a canister of water. Marine: Who are you? Some kind of smart-ass?

[@nihaalsandim9986]

😂😂😂

[@AhDollar]

sergeant major would probably throw in some sports drinks and maybe a nutrition bar before adding another 2 1/2 gallon container of water

[@richstaas3143]

I think the most realistic part was the dude with cart full of booze

[@TJ_LIFESTYLE02]

Richard Staas true

[@Bowfinger6383]

Oh yeah. ITS graduation night, seen 2 carts full.

[@Thenotfunnyperson]

I agree biggest pastime of the military. Getting dumb and numb.

[@TheLegitAlpha]

Alaskan1Medic Just *don’t forget to hydrate.*

[@dakotahwest7804]

That killed me😂😂I'm that guy

[@just-incase3483]

If they had a marine as cashiers in civilian grocery stores the average person would be 60 to 100 lbs lighter and more healthy 😂😂😂😂

[@chadyoung9934]

I dont wanna be 60-100 lbs lighter though, ill quite literally die. Im 132 lbs soaking wet

[@pirotess2]

Nah, the store will be close in a month due all customers run away, lol.

[@itachi_uchiha1538]

Chad Young he obviously wasnt talking to you. Cringest weird flex I’ve ever seen

[@chadyoung9934]

@@itachi_uchiha1538 Wasn't flexing. Just trying to make light of the comment. I apologize if you took it differently.

[@just-incase3483]

Chad Young I thought it was funny!

[@YllwNinja82]

I want every store to have a Marine judging my purchases!

[@MissMarinaCapri]

@Pierce Hart , honestly, that’s nothing to laugh about because it is happening.

[@MissMarinaCapri]

Said the undisciplined sheeplike person. No disrespect intended

[@MissMarinaCapri]

@Pierce Hart , Why would you laugh at such unpleasant circumstances? I wouldn’t laugh at anything bad that you were experiencing in your country. By the way, what country are you from? This could be interesting

[@mikeh2291]

@Pierce Hart "Pierce Hart", you don't own ANYONE an apology. My personal experience with New Zealanders proved that you are kind and welcoming. A town of 600 helped 750 ship passengers and crew when they were stranded ashore in 2012. Many townspeople opened their homes to perfect strangers for an overnight stay, feeding them and attending to everyone's physical and medical needs without hesitation. I will not forget your kindness. A few here in the U.S. need to quit being offended and start taking care of business. By the way, a United States Marine would not take up arms against their fellow citizens.

[@stingraycors_t6455]

No you don't!

[@axanarfilm]

Don't forget to hydrate!

[@hikerbro3870]

Of all the places for you to show up. Lemme guess, Leatherneck Nerd?

[@xPumaFangx]

@@hikerbro3870 Did you HYDRATE!@???!!?!

[@hikerbro3870]

Also, finish Axanar. :D

[@hikerbro3870]

@@xPumaFangx "Privates, if you ain't peein' every 30 minutes, you dehydrated." "NO YOU CAN'T GO TO THE HEAD! SIT YO A$$ DOWN!"

[@kelee4730]

looking at this green guy. I believe hydrate is better than protein

[@madduxle]

*when you find out you forgot to hydrate*

[@MrBoredom123]

Rusty Shackleford I seem to remember the formations reeking of alcohol before a run.

[@taoliu3949]

I hydrate with alcohol.

[@Daybreak6427]

The major general is coming for you.

[@chrismc410]

ThatOneDev All on base has more to fear from the Sergeant Major or the most Senior NCO than the commanding officer. Nothing good ever comes from pissing off those who are E-6 and higher.

[@MrBoredom123]

Tao Liu I always have my drinks on the rocks. Figure if I drink enough I'll get my daily recommended dose of water.

[@esaskykke7600]

>takes cheap beer away

[@Pikkabuu]

What cheap beer?! I didn't see anyone trying to buy cheap beer. Although I did see two idiots who wanted to buy horsepiss.

[@ratway2263]

Ipas are better and vodka low-calorie and they test the limitations of hydration.

[@bluestonebest1893]

*russian songs intensifies

[@vice-admiralhorationelson7137]

bluestone best vodka is from Poland

[@chickenman5477]

Hey, dib shit... *That was water*.

[@RobertLinthicum]

When I was an active duty Marine, the last thing I wanted to do was camp in my free time.

[@timrobinson6116]

That or wear cargo pants

[@lewismatthewj]

indeed.

[@user-hx5eu5ih7f]

whenlwans❤

[@youraverageimperialguard7932]

Eh

[@bargainhuntbricks420]

@@timrobinson6116 no doubt they were instructed in a separate brief that cargo shorts are proper civilian attire.

[@SuperSparrow45]

Corporal: *Buys Bud Light* SMaj: And I took that personally.

[@freakmil1537]

Go get the Sailor Jerry Rum with some 19 Crimes along.

[@mezmerizer0266]

Sgt maj forgot what it's like to drink on an E-4 salary.

[@IAmHereForeve]

@@mezmerizer0266 Back in the late 90s...go to Tijuana. $5 Corona 12 pk bucket ice cold.

[@mezmerizer0266]

@@IAmHereForeve because that helps Joes now how? Prices in a different country from 25 years ago don't mean a thing to an E-4's pocketbook today.

[@tmwk__]

Can’t allow a marine to drink anything less than rogue dead guy.

[@Deck_Z]

Me: gets some water This guy: Throws in 5 gallons of water don’t forget to hydrate

[@jibreelpendatun2525]

Now it's backwards epic.

[@libertyordeath9936]

It’s crayon water in the jug.

[@MrCarrot14]

Thats a 2.5 gallon jug he keeps putting on the counter.

[@Deck_Z]

Goals: 69 likes ✅ Reverse 69 likes aka 96 likes ✅ 420 likes ✅ 666 likes ✅ Not required by storyline but over 9000 likes ???

[@waffles9771]

Hey jotaro from part 6

[@900108Chale]

*"Semper Hydrate"* _USMC_

[@Tigerdragon2]

*"Hail Hydrate!"*

[@GOODNOIGHT]

Inspiring

[@prabalr8425]

Interesting...

[@user-de6ex4ep1n]

Do or Die

[@deutschlandgaming407]

He made a joke a about the usmc catchphrase sempra fi

[@3r1creations]

I'm about 4 years behind on seeing this, but worth every second, worth every laugh, and worth sharing to all our Marine brothers and sisters. Semper Fi.

[@SollowP]

I mean, even here in the Swedish army: Don't forget to hydrate is a meme of itself. Along with changing your socks. We even have an acronym for it: BDSM. Which stands for Byt Strumpor, Drick Vatten, Smörj AKn, Marschfärdiga. Translated it's Change Socks, Drink water, oil your weapon, ready to march.

[@chipforward3173]

Then if that's the case, Det är inte din mammas BDSM-klubb. LOL

[@jbarral6509]

Dang were they Swedish Marines

[@DrSog]

i googled that i think its something else

[@larrydolphin5609]

Don't forget to hydrate

[@larrydolphin5609]

I know it's nothing but I've never gotten more then ten likes on a comment I'm surprised

[@Darin-USMCB--]

superNoob Spend a few days in 29 Palms, California, And you will realize why They stress the great need for continuous hydration! When it's 125 + degrees, The extreme dry heat will drain you before you know it. Heat stroke is a common issue out there !

[@larrydolphin5609]

Darin- USMC B- 85-93 I'm 15 in Wisconsin it's friken cold all our water is ice so we don't know about heat

[@stackedpennies4377]

Darin- USMC B- 85-93 Ditto. Hit 126 this year, in camp Wilson.

[@larrydolphin5609]

R. A. HYDRATEEEEEE

[@Paul-xk5wg]

Air Force: teaches you how to work in the civilian world Marines: don’t forget to hydrate

[@chrismc410]

Unless your AFSC is Security Forces, Security Police in my dad's day when he was in, Air Police in my maternal and paternal grandfathers day

[@Paul-xk5wg]

chrismc410 that’s funny because that’s what I want to do there.

[@chrismc410]

@@Paul-xk5wg despite claims to the contrary, Security Forces is pretty cool. For all intents and purposes, you're an MP and an Infantryman who wears Air Force blue. Up until relatively recently, the combat training, tactical training etc, was done by their mother service, the Army. Many Army traditions are still alive and well in the Air Force. On a trivia note, one of the most bad ass action stars ever was in the USAF, Air Police his AFSC. Namely a certain Chuck Norris. Other my family and my body failing me so I couldn't get past MEPS, I'd have followed my dad's and both my grandfathers in their footsteps. If Security Forces was good enough for Chuck Norris, it would have been good for me too.

[@Paul-xk5wg]

chrismc410 thank you for the good words of encouragement. I will do you proud

[@christianordonez5704]

Are you sea cadets?

[@crozraven]

1:21 Dude got the saddest face when all the snacks being replaced lol

[@spedman1425]

F

[@NoobSoldier2006]

US Army: It begins in California, with a little girl raised by two moms.

[@CENTURION.CARPATIC]

INDEED!!!!! This clip must be old. Things don't work this way nowadays. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[@cstlbrvo5615]

..and doesn't end well.

[@tempest225]

The dude that made that commercial forgot to hidrate.

[@joelerk6298]

Everything that starts in California ends in dystopia.

[@ramO-jp8tp]

hopefully the marine corps doesn’t start doing shit like that but i wouldn’t be surprised if it did

[@PacificPlinker]

Not a single crayon purchase... somethings wrong.

[@lostinthefuture9300]

Payton Wallace nah devil dogs don't eat crayons. They dine on green beans(army) . Easier to chew and puts up less of a fight

[@edrikrenteria3375]

Wrong branch brotha

[@ratway2263]

@@lostinthefuture9300 Hey you didn't mention the coast guard I feel better now.

[@1337penguinman]

I'm pretty sure Marines get those free at the chow hall. All you can eat.

[@bangochupchup]

I banged an Army gal on Oahu in 1985.

[@aced4fun]

Why am I watching this rn? I should be hydrating.

[@jorgeguerra407]

Aced4Fun Don’t forget to hydrate

[@ddrpimp123]

Aced4Fun lol

[@seatbelt05]

I’m 5 months late but... did you hydrate yet?

[@iGuy28]

.... So weren't to begin w?

[@BigDictator5335]

and changing your socks

[@thatportlandguy8593]

Not accurate. None of those Marine's were buying crayons to eat.

[@kyleadams1205]

Those are standard issue, no need to buy.

[@kyletinez8410]

Nice likes

[@auscam6666]

crayons are ok, just not the GREEN ones for those grunts

[@samuraihookerslayer]

Bwhahaha

[@thetigerstripes]

Says "that Portland guy" who has never left his mommy's basement in Portland

[@imclueless9875]

just the "dont forget to hydrate" had me dying

[@dashcostello6667]

"So recollect for me what happened during this traumatic deployment" "Well It all started when I forgot to hydrate"

[@YouTubeVet]

Dude just change your socks

[@fukduk6676]

I took a bullet for the team

[@hellacoorinna9995]

*rocking in a foetal position* The Knife-hands.....

[@AmishMicrowave]

Nobody out ranks General Safety.

[@davidthorp01]

Super Kami Guru Amazing man of taste, and yes sir

[@travpots6318]

Well GAS Washington does, but you know he will always have the highest rank.

[@JackHenry1776]

YUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@jebhampton6031]

i talked to master roshie he is doing good ,u herd from dende ?

[@tyler_schecter5805]

Whoooraah!!!

[@hushpuppysam6969]

I love how beef jerky is the marine’s version of a healthy snack

[@GhostEye31]

Army?! Dude those are Marines, that's practically how you start a fight right there.

[@crydovahgear1178]

One, the KZbin channel is “Marines” so yeah. And two, beef jerky is basically pure protein. You need that shit when you’re working hard

[@hushpuppysam6969]

@@crydovahgear1178 I never said it’s bad it’s just a funny choice

[@dickvolen4589]

@@GhostEye31 Air Force!

[@dickvolen4589]

@@crydovahgear1178 And it is about the best food one can get in a grocery store.

[@mst7806]

Whenever I'm in the States and I see a Marine, I always introduce myself and say thankyou. Greetings from your friends in Australia.Oh, and don't forget to hydrate.

[@megablocksfan64]

Sergeant Major Hendges is my ROTC instructor now and this is exactly how he is in class

[@dragonsden4148]

Thats awesome lol

[@themightybuegeler4692]

So he give a galliom of water ever item he gives y'all lol

[@burningforyou6078]

@@themightybuegeler4692 that’s the only way to go 😂

[@Dra741]

God bless you

[@williamwatkins821]

Lol! Maj Gen Mullen is my professor for my leadership minor, and this is how he is in class too!

[@ayoubchaudhry4847]

Customer: Hey so I want to buy this gift card Cashier: ...and also don’t forget to hydrate

[@EggKingBingChilling]

+50 dollars

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

hamsterfan NL lmfao 😂

[@jaegar1nine266]

Love how he gives you a water to go with your gallon water.

[@yugbe]

Navy: Dies in the Drink Marine:.... He should have hydrated...

[@thighenthusiast1135]

Tip of the day. *Don't forget the HYDRATE*

[@GentlemanBystander]

Nothing about changing socks, confirmed fucking POG.

[@taidordz]

Don't forget to hydrate*

[@chase-2200]

I only drink water once a week and I’m fine. Every now and then my finger nails fall out but that’s normal

[@BabyWick351]

Thanks #spaceforce

[@Cydoniaaa]

*USMC invades Africa* Africans: why are you doing this? USMC: because you forgot to hydrate *CLICK* *CLICK*

[@lordot8665]

You know Africa is a gigantic continent right?

[@jacksunfortunateevents355]

@@lordot8665 whoooosh

[@lordot8665]

@@islandvibez lol

[@gedewidi6666]

@@lordot8665 well, it could be anywhere as drinkable water is scarce throughout the entire continent

[@aprilsmith3683]

My interest was piqued by the Texas versus Africa comparison... The United States of America is a country and can fit into Africa (a continent as stated in the commentary) three times over... Texas is a state and far smaller than continental Africa... Perhaps you meant South Africa... ...the southern most country of continental Africa... The state of Texas is smaller than the country of South Africa by some 20%... Our interminable lockdown since the 26th of March is fraying the thinly veiled patience of even the most stable of folk here... This was a welcome distraction... Thank you... April Smith Johannesburg South Africa 🇿🇦

[@user-hp2dh2we3k]

I wish every store had a sergeant then we would all be healthy and safe. Thank you Sarge 💚💚💚💚🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[@josmo1363]

"And don't forget to hydrate" Modest Pelican would be proud

[@qwertyuiop5530]

me: pulling to the register with a cart full of water officer: gives me purple heart

[@angelkitty11]

i thought it would be distinguished service cross!

[@wickedwitt04]

He's still going to throw a 5gal jug of water on the counter. *And don't forget to hydrate*

[@adhnirzky]

XD

[@tylermalott3667]

Purple Hearts are awarded to soldiers who are wounded in battle

[@qwertyuiop5530]

@@tylermalott3667 k. I didn' knew. Thank you for expanding my knowledge.

[@modernnorseman3615]

Me: Dies at War The whole mf squad: Told you to hydrate

[@thomasrandolph4581]

My dog is giving me the stupidest look because your comment ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud.

[@thetrollgehasbegun]

@@thomasrandolph4581 he forgot to hydrate, thats why.

[@stevewilson6723]

@@thetrollgehasbegun I thought he was wearing white socks and it got him killed because the enemy had seen him.

[@SilvaDreams]

@@stevewilson6723 Since when have white socks ever stayed white? He died cause his lack of hydration ment he bled out faster due to thickened blood and high blood preasure.

[@umwhatamIdoinghere]

@@SilvaDreams if your injury is that bad, significant blood lose will lower the blood pressure very quickly and it wouldn't make more than a couple of seconds difference. Stay hydrated.

[@jschiffel]

Bud Light is hydration, because it's basically water to begin with.

[@fastair8546]

ur body doesnt filter things that well

[@jermainallen7176]

@@fastair8546 He's calling it shit beer.

[@fastair8546]

@@jermainallen7176 Yea I guess, but actually heard people make this argument many a time, that they dont need to drink water because they drink other things like tea. Fact is the body doesnt put that much effort into filtering or isnt that good at it, it needs actual water. Should you probably wouldnt die, if you only drank tea, but it wouldnt be ideal and you'd need alot of teas :D

[@currently7886]

Hi Marines! I normally don't care about military ads or whatever, but this is a video I have searched for and watched a couple times. If the marines put out more of this content they would be winning the hearts and minds of everyone no doubt. Great stuff. Semper Fi

[@StriderCX]

No junk food, no cheap beer, prepare, don't forget to hydrate. Life advice right there.

[@ratway2263]

StriderCX My father Smells of Elderberries isn't cheap 🤠. IPAs make life better

[@augustwagner5462]

StriderCX and dont forget your pt belt

[@ratway2263]

Clorox Bleach Dude!!! Your here lol

[@nicholasfernandez7720]

wut?

[@ARMYPOLICE88]

StriderCX and yet you are still an idiot and a jarhead

[@NONAME-vl5dn]

Shout out to that one marine in the back that’s totally lost XD @ 0:13

[@Vvtism]

I swear I saw some gold flash on his collar... 2lt got lost in the PX again

[@nemo227]

MARINES don't get lost.

[@NONAME-vl5dn]

@@nemo227 fine! He was trying to find the crayon asile ;)

[@nemo227]

@@NONAME-vl5dn Okay, that is DIFFERENT. My old Gunny Sgt. friend would appreciate that if he were still alive. I'm going back to view that again.

[@nemo227]

@@NONAME-vl5dn I looked again . . . yep, lost. But he didn't drop his beverage.

[@t.j.aarons889]

I like how in the end it credits all the guys as actors except for sergeant major…because he wasn’t acting.

[@heatherarmstrong9545]

As a parent, I can relate. Allow them to make their own decisions, and then help them make better more correct decisions. I was laughing so hard at the end of this that I was crying. So much so that I'm going to need to hydrate.

[@sterben7656]

"shit...i got shot on the leg" General William showing up out of nowhere: this is because you forgot to hydrate

[@DiabloOutdoors]

lol good one

[@bigboibuer4220]

he just fucking materializes

[@Nimori]

He would have dodged that bullet if he hydrated.

[@quiet2361]

*pulls up with a huge gallon jug of water and says: "here this will make you fight better!" Then randomly disappears💀

[@shubverse]

Roses are red KZbin recommendations are great This guy wants to make sure _You don't forget to hydrate_

[@crackedblock2264]

That was beautiful 😢

[@chickenman5477]

@@crackedblock2264 it was ok

[@DaneToTheBone]

That is straight up poetry!

[@ARMYPOLICE88]

Rather die than to drink that poison you humans call water

[@sebell69]

I loved the video >> especially the "and stay hydrated" Thank you MajorGen Mullen for taking the time to make the video for your men and for us as well Semper Fi

[@pivottech8881]

The guy with the cart is literally me if I ever saw him I JUST WANT MY CHIPS AND COLA AND FOOD AHHH I WILL HYDRATE BUT AS LONG AS LET ME KEEP THIS STUFF

[@shokikoyagune2224]

This is my water jug, there are many like it, but this one is mine My water jug is my best friend. It is my hydration. I must master it as I must master my hydration. Without me, my water jug is useless. Without my water jug, I am dehydrated. I must drink my water jug true. I must chug straighter than my enemy who is trying to outchug me. I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me.

[@merle1929]

Love it. Very creative. Semper fi

[@tmwk__]

Stay hydrated fool!!!!

[@battlebuddy4517]

I'm dying

[@TRXLLGE]

This is underrated.

[@Wolfboy_109]

Bro Ur a damn SOLDIER

[@carloszetina9532]

Instructions unclear died from dehydration

[@hectatusbreakfastus6106]

Hahahahaha!!!! I am so happy I stumbled across this gem! I won't forget to hydrate. Thank you Sir!

[@F3PIZZA]

I come back to this because it reminds me of my friend. Miss you, buddy!

[@willanderson9688]

I couldn't stop laughing when he took all the snacks and slapped down a safety belt.

[@Hailey_Olivia]

Will Anderson it’s a weight belt

[@willanderson9688]

@@Hailey_Olivia Look closer its the yellow square after the weight belt

[@Hailey_Olivia]

Will Anderson oh lol I see

[@siddheshkakade2888]

What is that for???

[@McFlysGarage]

Siddhesh kakade everything

[@scotrule6128]

JUST from the way that grumpy SGT MAJ hopped over that desk, you can tell he served as a DI.

[@thatredditor8036]

scared the shit outa me just watching it

[@scrat3695]

The devil liked your comment

[@adamchurvis1]

That is not "grumpy"; that is the proper demeanor befitting a Sergeant Major in the United States Marine Corps. I like to think of it as "cuddly."

[@NASkeywest]

When I was in the Navy, it was the week of 4th of July. It was an “off” day for me. Which meant that we all had to go watch a 6 hour PowerPoint presentation on drunk driving and even how to safely walk up and down stairs while drunk. Not even joking. I sat there, on my “off” day, fuming that I wasted my day being told how to walk up stairs drunk.

[@ValleyoftheKings64]

Marine Corps boycotting Budlight before it was cool.

[@wilhard45]

Love it when SgtMaj climbed over counter and young Marine runs for his life.

[@danielinokoba5655]

wilhard45 that was the best party

[@danielinokoba5655]

And don’t forget to hydrate

[@bomcstoots1]

I would've just started rubbing his bald head q.q. -- i was army recon think i give a fuck lol. Everyone including SF and Rangers knows recon isn't right in the fucking head. Specifically i was an FO. lol actually if he grabbed my army while i was doing that, i would've called a fire mission under 5 seconds. Fite Mi sgm

[@t.k.326]

White Reaper Jesus christ nigga you hard.

[@himynameiss3966]

T

[@SVE155]

If you're going to be stupid this weekend, don't forget to hydrate.

[@ratway2263]

Roy Evritt More intact your liver the more alcohol you can drink if you cardio is maxed out daily more you can burn hydration is a necessity for survival, but as an alcoholic the more you hydrate the more you can drink 😁

[@pfurman69]

This kept popping up in my feed. Finally watched it. Worth every second. Now I got to go and hydrate. Ooh fricken rah!

[@Michael-nd7gh]

I'm not even a Marine and this was the best video I've seen today.

[@FIRSTtimeGAMER22]

i wouldnt mind skipping the chips for some beef jerky

[@heathmcconnell3901]

When you do, don't forget to hydrate.

[@neonickhaos4811]

DV_laeffy if I found a bag that size I would buy them out I love beef jerky more than sleeping

[@jwenting]

@@neonickhaos4811 I make my own beef jerky. Just the beef and spices, without the sugar. And I never forget to hydrate :)

[@sanlorenzo7896]

Would Slim Jim’s work as a substitute? I get frustrated when chewing jerky lol.

[@TheOldAmishMan]

@@jwenting Dehydrate you mean. It's jerky

[@lemoncardboard4877]

Non-Military watching this: "Huh, the military doesn't seem so bad" Basic: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@knobhead5756]

Basic is fine

[@retarded8122]

basic is easy

[@GOODNOIGHT]

LMAO

[@oldman8996]

Two people are suffering from stockholm syndrome

[@OO-bc4wv]

Seem so bald.

[@who_am_i___nobody]

I could see the Sergeant Major had a smile the entire time. Awesome video....and don't forget to hydrate!

[@akaroamale475]

I have no idea why KZbin sent me this, I am not an army guy. But I would have to say you people have done a great job with a good message and with some humour to boot. Good on you.

[@jordanbouma9620]

Funniest video sent out in a while. When he put the bottle of water on the counter followed by the jug of water 😂

[@ashadowawhisper]

Of course.... dehydration is a Marine's worst enemy....

[@jameshill3468]

Yes and don't forget to hydrate

[@exquisitesquid4423]

holy shit, we've got the same profile pic

[@exquisitesquid4423]

Holy shit and we've got dog in our name

[@Ztatu]

and a friendship was born.

[@normanreeduswiththefetus1394]

And don't forget to hydrate

[@normanreeduswiththefetus1394]

+first last lol

[@tkline4728]

Aaaaaand don't forget to hydrate. Im fuckin weak XD

[@noahcurless8278]

Lyle Folsom Be sure to like subscribe and feel free to leave a comment. and dont forget to hydrate.

[@NappyheadPodcast]

“SpongeBob Whyyyyy, why did you forget to hydrate Spongebob” - A Pineapple under the sea

[@fatooshtkd]

I love this guy... The Ultimate Parent and you'd better not cross him.... Great job !!

[@ToaofAwesomeness321]

Marine: *Forgets to hydrate* Sgt Maj: "Now this is an Avengers level threat."

[@hellacoorinna9995]

Yeah... The Sar'Major's Knife-hands are the real threat.

[@sovietnugget8237]

Me: *buys water* The marine at the register: *slams down a 5 gallon bucket of water* dont forget to hydrate

[@Sharpvessel]

I feel like this is exactly what would happen.

[@loydevan1311]

Hey. Americans drink a lot of things but they don't know a lot about hydration. They need to be taught until they learn 💯%! Hydration! Hydration! Hydration!

[@tabellebertrand2750]

"Don't forget to hydrate" is my favorite line.

[@sissonsk]

"What this calls for is a special blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vivian

[@Grand_History]

The one package of jerky was probably more expensive than everything else he was going to buy

[@Avelanche]

Fucking seriously. Thank god we can still hydrate at semi reasonable prices.

[@ebinecksdee9872]

I feel like I'm getting mugged every time I buy a bag of jerky

[@sarahsayshello9726]

Yea stick with old trapper. Cheaper get more jerky and tastes 3x better

[@pnonnymouse4840]

If you have the time make your own. A lot cheaper and you can change the recipe to you personal tastes. If you go extreme get the beef in bulk and make a big batch store in airtight containers and you only do it once per year.

[@TheLegitAlpha]

One must be in awe as to how many water jugs he has behind the counter.

[@desannful]

A lot. Because he didn't forget to hydrate.

[@Moncinna09]

Captain Matias Torres coming to do salvation on the comment section

[@manupontheprecipice6254]

Don't forget to trade in that anime for water.

[@jago668]

It's mini-elevator that just feeds up jugs of water. Basement is just a giant warehouse full of water jugs.

[@Giriko3490]

One million jugs!

[@FNWendigo]

This is the greatest yet simplest commercial ever

[@trenthinsch7351]

I wasted my youth and didn't join the Marines, so could someone help we with something...when should I hydrate? ;-) Great video. Thank you for your service!

[@Goedendag28]

I kept thinking, "He's probably going to come up with a PT belt next."

[@bellum5432]

The lack of crayons in this video is disturbing

[@myfirstcrappyvideobilly]

Crons

[@samglotzbach3814]

Don't forget to hydrate

[@Music_Blueprint_78]

LOL...don't be so salty!

[@astronaut3248]

@@Music_Blueprint_78 You can’t be salty. ...because you don’t forget to hydrate.

[@eduardomorales8443]

Most of them look like they didn't change their socks

[@mehmeh533]

This. Is. Awesome. Thank you and thank you for your service.

[@TheMan-jw5ro]

I don't know how I ended up here, but I have this feeling he wants me to hydrate.

[@seraphimprince]

I wish the Army put out safety videos like this. This is perfect. It is very concise yet relatable to the average Joe.

[@danschwinge]

I remember in Germany a add on AFRTS, "Don't shop when your hungry, no no no, don't shop when your hungry"

[@Commandelicious]

@@danschwinge I remember this ... lol

[@sams7725]

Yep and funny as hell too.

[@victorsaenz9452]

Army infantry is just as dumb and extreme as this

[@tilasole3252]

We were always told, "if you're going to stick it in, make sure he's at MOPP4."

[@gasmasklad6493]

1:15 surprised that dude didn’t shove all the junk food off the table and slap a box of crayons on there

[@TheRabbitHasLanded]

My man had call of duty in there. Dude; you are call of duty

[@tunaman7589]

All you can eat crayons baby!

[@chefboythirdy3998]

I only saw the call of duty game

[@aaotcis]

Epic upselling without complaint from a single customer!! Absolutely 💯

[@macross5000]

That last one with the beef jerky and water is priceless!

[@jm2watkins]

My mom retired as a gunny and my dad retired as a first, every time we were planning to go do some shit in the Sun, planning to go outside and play, went out to do some yard work, complained of a headache, complained of a stomach ache, I heard that lovely h word.

[@leonardochagas9930]

herpes?

[@Redeemer44]

@@leonardochagas9930 holy hydration HUMVEE

[@PantsofVance]

Damn did you get away with anything growing up? Lol

[@algallero3310]

@@PantsofVance So long as they didn't forget to hydrate, they probably did.

[@joem7572]

@@PantsofVance My dad was a Master Sergeant, getting away was not an option.

[@Darin-USMCB--]

That was hilarious ! I actually had a staff sergeant, When I was in, Female Marine , she was excellent at looking after her young Marines, when she knew our money was tight, and we were getting antsy to get out & blow off some steam, but of course, lack the funds to do so, She would sacrifice, and buy us a pizza & beer, and give us a deck of cards , to appease us & keep us out of trouble! She, was always looking out for us all, on another occasion, I had a new young marine enter our company, only 18 years young, with a young wife & a brand new baby, She knew he was struggling to get used to military life, adding the stresses of a young family, with low financial resources, She gave me a $100 to go buy him & the baby essentials, and had me deliver it all to his home, she wanted to remain anonymous. Semper Fi!

[@revdaddy6934]

She didnt forget to hydrate did she?

[@Scott-kb5ur]

That is some A+ leadership right there

[@sag8730]

Oh shut up, a metro marine

[@davidsherbert6896]

Darin- USMC B- 85-93 some of us are like that....I retired in 2005 after 23 years... I even went so far as to have Christmas and New year's parties for the Marines not on leave....I remembered what it was like my first couple of holidays so far away from home, so I passed it on to junior Marines too.....when I retired, I had Marines I hadn't seen for years show up because of "my kindness" shown to them....I must have did something right...and I love every one of them...

[@addicted2tone349]

So she was a female Gunny Highway?

[@christyler2091]

SgtMajor Hendges was My Senior DI as a SSGT he was a beast and a terror, and a hell of a DI. I am a better person for having him as one of my first Marine Corps Role Models. 3012 1998

[@samhouston5217]

Outstanding! ..... Don't forget to hydrate.

[@sacboirefachero2549]

"My mom just died" "And don't forget to hydrate"

[@lightfire3606]

So unfunny man. Its just the most unfunny shit ive ever seen in my life. "My Brother turns of the xbox" "And dont forget to hydrate" "The moment when you find out you have aids" "And dont forget to hydrate" Like what is This shit

[@rbr6561]

@@lightfire3606 comedy

[@hjakusz3194]

@@lightfire3606 "I'm about to crash a stolen plane into tall buildings" "and don't forget to hydrate"

[@godfather9349]

Lightfire LP I’m eating a taco Don’t forget to hydrate

[@sacboirefachero2549]

@@saibajinzero I have 36 kids in my husband... And don't forget to hydrate

[@criggerje]

SgtMaj Hendges was my heavy hat in boot camp. 3rd Bn Platoon 3073. We NEVER forgot to hydrate.

[@jevazquez2]

He was my series gunny 3rd Bn Kilo Company

[@Sielnt_Mateo]

Hard to forget to hydrate when someone literally screams arms out caps off suck that shit till it’s dry before you go to sleep

[@jamescvice]

he was our 1st Sgt 2nd bn 3nd aav h&s co

[@benharris4788]

Undeniably, infallibly and indubitably Don’t forget to hydrate

[@mosso3715]

He was actually saving those products to enjoy them when everybody left.

[@monkeyman3006]

5 plus a special person, people you don’t wanna piss off The Cook The Medic The Cashier The Judge Advocate The Pilot(s) Your major general wife

[@faikahismail]

Your wife

[@monkeyman3006]

Faikah Ismail fixed it

[@AaronKwekbeloved]

The server serving your food

[@USMCRebels]

You misspelled Dependapotamous.

[@gabeculler1469]

The barber?

[@goosemcgee5477]

1:19 yeah put that infinite warfare where it belongs

[@jorgepadua5802]

And don't forget to hydrate.

[@neonickhaos4811]

Goose McGee gave him two things of water for that one

[@SigEpVet]

Being a former Marine and a current Sergeant Major in the Army, I was especially surprised by the reflective belt! Oh, don't forget to hydrate! Semper Fi!

[@chrismc410]

Air Force Brat here. Most amusing

[@jamesmorris9120]

This video never gets old. Thanks, Major General! - Your friendly neighborhood FMF Corpsman.