Sailor Moon without context

[@Peace8267]

Okay so I noticed a whole 3 fuckin’ years later that I did NOT credit the original source of where I got these clips. I either thought I did but forgot or I was just a dumb unethical 17 y/o. Regardless, the descriptions of part 1, 2, and 3 features a link to where I got these clips. Also even though it ain’t a reality atm and I’m busy with college, I _may_ just make a part 4 just cuz I’m bored teehee :) 9/28/21 edit: so that channel has since been deleted cuz of copyright bs. You can find their twitter here: twitter.com/SaysSailorMoon?s=20

[@ILovefood92]

Yes

[@loli_cvnt5622]

It's literally just Sailor Moon clips

[@lobonegro7429]

0:19 Take that back

[@norathecatwitch3601]

It's okie

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

Hey watch your profanity

[@MochiPuff58]

“Now SAY CHEEEEESssssssAurghhh”

[@monsterenergyninja9456]

Me: *looks at the photographer* Me: Man if you don’t sit your sugar rush addiction down somewhere!

[@TheDeej666]

💀😂😂💀

[@evelynegk7906]

I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video, I- 💀

[@Octobris]

I freaking took two screenshots

[@Arella17]

The VA ate that line

[@antoniosnyder6192]

Lmao "call my lawyer" "No please I'll lose my wheel!"

[@Lucifer_Mercury]

In that moment i just couldn`t stop laughting!

[@JasonJacksonJames]

thought she said ''I'll lose my will''

[@maniobras]

@@JasonJacksonJames lol, for some reason that never comes to my mind, i always thought it was wheel XD

[@haunting_project]

BHAHAHAHHAHA XD

[@skunkyemerson809]

“Prismaaaaaaa, and Sapphire used to be an item.” “WHAT?!”

[@tinkywinky_teletubby7212]

Omg I rewatched that line so many times

[@jonjon7330]

😂😂😂

[@flaguser4196]

best part is that those scenes were actually next to each other, not just in this edit.

[@mirishikibacchus6862]

1:21 lol omg it was really funny😂😂

[@JT_Saenz]

Good God, the delivery of that line doesn't even align with the sentiments being emoted by the character! It's soooo ridiculous!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Matt16006]

1:42 Sounds like the actor had to forcefully extend the word "cheese" for as long as the character had his mouth open

[@justtrash8796]

I think you’re actually right

[@desmondmalone438]

Snap from Pokémon has finally Snapped lol

[@guyver441]

He had to watch that clip and match his dialogue to it. I give the guy credit for maximum effort!

[@norathecatwitch3601]

Sometimes it's not the dub actors fault sometimes it's the trying to match the lip flaps with the script that you are given or sometimes the director just isn't getting the emotions right.

[@Nocturne22]

They had lip flaps to fill and no dialogue.

[@sadie4773]

1:21 “Prizma and Sapphire.. used to be an item.” Dumbledoor said calmly.

[@mirishikibacchus6862]

Diamond: *WHAT!?*

[@melissagardiner4529]

Lip sync..epic fail!

[@peropero2208]

Not Prizma Prizmaaaaaaa

[@norathecatwitch3601]

@@melissagardiner4529 lip sync was done perfectly, emotional execution was shit and I think it's like when you get too absorbed into the subtitles to pay attention to the visuals.

[@Fulgore2005]

@@mirishikibacchus6862 Wiseman: I don't know.

[@Deadly_Potato]

0:39 this bit gets me every time. Mamo’s blank expression whilst pointing off the balcony is priceless. It’s like he’s saying “bitch just jumped”

[@irishawk5010]

Its sad and funny at the same time

[@arielly_2008]

Did he just call her Weenie????

[@nathanwood4762]

@@arielly_2008 He was saying Rini.

[@arielly_2008]

@@nathanwood4762 Oh, Ok. I was confused for a second.

[@TheTimon64]

to be fair dude looks a hella lot like speed racer and we all know how much of a sociopath that guy is xD (recomend watching some clips from the old cartoon its hilarious xD) dude must be related somehow xD

[@jadesgladiolus6642]

THE EMOTIONS ARE SO UNMATCHED WITH THE SCENES I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@norathecatwitch3601]

Idk. I think the dude who was in one episode just to say now say cheeeeeese is perfect.

[@haunting_project]

IKR😭

[@bluerubyshadow]

“I’ll give you a ride home on my motorcycle, make sure you go straight to bed” *is literally the afternoon outside*

[@StarryStarryNocturne]

Straight up cousin move.

[@staticcorvette5998]

I’ll make sure you go *STRAIGHT* to bed

[@Sluppie]

strong cousin energy

[@melissagardiner4529]

To bed with you Rei. 😴

[@MissBrieBiscuit]

She can put me to bed whenever

[@kierstinbalgobin230]

0:39 I laughed so hard at Chibiusa’s “Waaaaaaaa-“

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Yeah

[@gumballgun]

Waaaaahhhh 😐

[@GenericProtagonist118]

It sounds like the same noise Abe from Oddworld makes when he falls into a pit.

[@agressive_miku]

@@gumballgun Noo rini 😐

[@olddawny]

sorry serena you just missed her! 🙂👉

[@Haunted_Djinn]

BRO WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 0:13 ?! THIS SCENE HAS ME CRYING

[@nicolelouise7295]

I know right! I was so in shock that I started laughing

[@SafaSabhan]

LMAO ITS MT FAVORITE CLIP

[@1Thunderfire]

Honestly, having no idea about the show whatsoever other than the "cousins" thing, I expected Father Christmas to be shot down.

[@HowToBeAlone]

A HAPPY NEW YEAR

[@arthurmorganSUN]

The first time I watched this scene in JP dub, I was also speechless. If I remember right, Tuxedo Mask also used English in JP dub, so just imagine my feeling seeing Santa turning into Tuxedo mask, wishing me Merry Christmas and happy New year in Japanese accent.

[@ashopal5811]

1:37 the artistic energy i strive to have

[@FireMewMew]

I refuse to accept that this is the actual first English dub

[@Peace8267]

Oh, but it is (plus the one a lot of people prefer for some reason)

[@FireMewMew]

@@Peace8267 it sounds like they abridged it without out language lol

[@lilliana851]

Omg i love this dub LMFAOOOO Especially serena's voice

[@sjsnowowl996]

At 2:15, it’s the Viz dub, the others are the from the marvelous first dub you mention.

[@robertbennett2796]

I think i watched a diffrent one because i don't remember them saying some of these phrases

[@mimifroggy2177]

SORRY SERENA Y O U J U S T M I S S E D H E R

[@That1Yoshi18]

Oh ooooooohhhh.....call my lawyer 🥴

[@serene_2]

@@That1Yoshi18no please! i’ll lose my wheel!

[@falconeshield]

She fucking died Daiman

[@Miikhiel]

Girl: “Prismaaaaa and Sapphireeee used to be an item!” *cheery* Also girl: *on the verge of bawling her eyes out*

[@StarryStarryNocturne]

It's a physical disorder! Don't shame her for it!

[@Nocturne22]

I remember watching that scene as a kid and just not understanding why the dialogue didn't match with the animation lol

[@julymagnus493]

Countless relationships have been destroyed because a partner can't/can accept that the moon is "just an object that floats around the earth". Tragic.

[@extraordinaryBBB]

Rini/Chibiusa’s scream jumping off the balcony was so lifeless. “aaaaaaaaaaah.”

[@Dorian_Scott]

😐 "Aaaaaaaaahhh!"

[@Goddessy]

1:17 Princess Peach every time she dies in a game

[@That1Yoshi18]

Guess she flunked out

[@ThatoneFelicia]

Omg lol

[@mas8705]

Off to the shadow realm she goes.

[@lucidfangirl1030]

guess she flunked out

[@BigBoi237]

2:31 flat-earthers be like

[@yeetywoomy]

I hate flat earthers-

[@yayamiki]

I mean...It's kinda like this with sphere earth too

[@SSNFang]

"call my lawyer" -15 year old girl

[@Octobris]

I would have never thought someone saying "granola bar" would make me scream with laughter, yet here we are

[@Miikhiel]

@1:55: Dr. Tomou “I must show my appreciation for all of your help.” Kaolinite: “Ahh, ahhh, aAHHHhhhh-“

[@cobalt101]

Calm before the storm :’) *The unfortunately anticlimactic storm*

[@BeeLy1011]

My first thought when I wake up? "I want pancakes!" 1:00

[@zinathedemon]

BeeLy1011 I don't understand Rini at all there.. XDDDDDD

[@Falchhion]

That’s me

[@tesladunnisthequeenofrap4604]

I want pancakes😔.. negaforce😐😑

[@dandylion7028]

what about the perfect hot chocolate? or picking a card to zap the juices from those gurgling babes. All great options right?!

[@dum..]

I think she was supposed to say it sleepily

[@Dorian_Scott]

Usagi going *_"Oh wow! That looks hard."_* made me spit my water.🤣 (0:07)

[@olpiv5287]

Same

[@DarthCrust66]

0:13 Therapist: anime Santa isn’t real he can’t hurt u Anime Santa:

[@dj-qf2uf]

2:15 The three things of life: ramen, sumo Wrestler, and preteens💀

[@That1Yoshi18]

She said green tea

[@cobalt101]

LOL I CAN’T UNHEAR “PRETEEN-“ NOW

[@anaamore6907]

The "now say cheese" guy was powerful. Hope he's still doing voice acting.

[@diegoalexandrino4211]

"this is the end of the road for your cousin here" 💀

[@nunyabiznes33]

"Really? 😳" 🤣

[@mahmamia5100]

I love how she just knew that they were... cousins. I guess it must be Uranus's haircut. Very popular with certain sorts of cousins.

[@thapelosishi]

WHY DOES SHE SOUND SO HOPEFUL AT 2:01😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@nicolelouise7295]

Must be happy that her cousin is about to die, ironic considering they're, well, *_cousins_*

[@yeetywoomy]

She wants to die.

[@gOat_GrandMa]

"AAAAAAAH!" 2:02 💃💃💃💃

[@niqhtingale]

i love this english dub it's so bad but in the best way possible, also luna's voice will always sound super comforting to me

[@natashacimmiyotti9166]

Right?? That’s the problem I have with watching the Crystal dubs, SPECIFICALLY Luna’s voice. She was the voice is wisdom and exasperation, and no one will ever compare.

[@Dorian_Scott]

I'm gonna be on the other side here; I much prefer Luna's newer voice compared to her VA in the OG DiC dub.

[@Cr102y]

@@natashacimmiyotti9166She is younger than Usagi,giving her a old nanny voice is literally unfitting.

[@natashacimmiyotti9166]

@@Cr102y She can be younger and more mature at the same time. She still has all this sass, is over Usagi’s bs but still has to hand-hold her, all while still holding the team together, and I think that’s beautiful.

[@dreemurrreborn9782]

​@@natashacimmiyotti9166 Yeah, Idk if it's just me but Dic Luna's voice has a british accent. And I love it also the VIZ Luna's voice sounds very idk nice. It's still good but I think that the Dic one sounds like she's trying to whip Usagi into shape and trying to make her more mature. Which is why I like her voice more.

[@Somethin5041]

I'm here in mourning for Sailor Moon Says.

[@JewelDoodle]

Me too, I miss that channel

[@Vespyr_]

Best channel. 😢

[@christianruffin1342]

0:00 When you’re a mad scientist but you wanna bake cookies:

[@yeetywoomy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

1:52 When you're a mad scientist and the cookies came out great so you kidnap the creator of the recipe you used:

[@cobalt101]

Pffft XD We went from: “Excellent…the cocoa is perfect…” to: “NO, PLEASE; I’LL LOSE MY WHEEL-“

[@anastasiawinters4455]

hi want to be friends

[@cobalt101]

@@anastasiawinters4455 Oh, hello! Jeez, I’m so sorry for the late reply; it’s been months 😅 Sadly, I don’t think I’m permitted to befriend unknown users from KZbin, but I’m always here if you need me as a friendly, random person online ^_^

[@xiaorishu]

The beginning already knocked me out lmao

[@Avery_Montoya2012]

0:39 she literally went *Waaaaaaaaa*! She’s not scared I can f**king tell

[@cobalt101]

THAT and the: “SORRY, SERENA; yoU jUsT MiSsEd hEr 🤪” Edit: Gosh dang it, Dic dub 😭 XD

[@teaonthebalcony]

"I'll give you a ride home on my motorcycle and make sure you go straight to bed" ....And I said, "Promise?"

[@archibaldcabebe6062]

Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon! Luna: Rini! Sailor Moon: Darien! Donkey: Donkey!

[@lightningshy5287]

“I’ll give you a ride home on my motorcycle and make sure you go straight to bed.” *sweats profusely*

[@Roni-qo1bd]

Sailor moon! Rini! Darien! DONKEY!!!!

[@Sailorluna96]

now that the SailorMoonSays channel is gone, this gives me my well-needed serotonin boost :'(

[@nunyabiznes33]

RIP

[@grace19005]

0:57 make sure you go STRAIGHT to bed 😉

[@dum..]

I know some people might interpret it differently but that sounds like she was trying to sexily tuck her in.😭😭

[@lilhypnotique]

“Uranus Bed Shaking”

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

The only thing straight here is the road to her place.

[@DarkDruid7]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 Smooth Sailing into Uranus from here. I mean, what am I saying?

[@GeorgeMonet]

1:18 "looks like she flunked out"

[@Fulgore2005]

With everyone else and even Tuxedo Mask having the "Oh, shit!" look on their faces.

[@archibaldcabebe6062]

Prizma... and Sapphire... used to be an item. WHAT?!?!

[@BobbyMiller64]

I've never watched the show, but this was hilarious! We aren't talking about 0:31 enough.

[@dinowhale]

just “a good wiff” gets me every time 💀

[@VirtualMilk]

0:39 a kid jumps off from the balcony Meanwhile, the dad who lost his shit in the gender reveal party:

[@weadon44]

Bro the end had me dead. We got flat mooners over here

[@paragon.of.royalty]

"A N G R E E E E-" "u a a o o h" "NO RINIII-"

[@Elyseon]

Mad because tall. Jealous of small.

[@nataliemorefield9085]

2:02 I keep going back and watching this scream. Absolute gold 😂😂👌🏻🔥

[@lulusobel8643]

I honsestly like "Serena"'s voice more than the current dub's Usagi. I always think it's cool when magical girls have distnctive voices.

[@shahani6037]

The dialog was so corny but yah Serena's voice was so 90s. I didn't grow up with the DiC version though cause I lived in Southeast Asia at the time, but there is a certain charm to the North American 90s dub

[@y.2439]

Yeah, I liked just 1 of the 2 voices Serena had at season 1 And the voice of S and SuperS it's awful

[@disneyfan8178]

@@y.2439 I agree!

[@princeshortie7907]

i miss this dub voice too and wish they had gotten at least one of the THREE original dubs to voice usagi, its to iconic. her, mamoru (OH DARIEN), and luna

[@princeshortie7907]

actually, i miss the whole of the inner senshi + mamoru, luna, and artemis

[@randallmiller1219]

It's funnier because every now and again a few good voice actors just kill a goofy ass line

[@williammartin9585]

I’ll give you a RIDE home on my MOTORCYCLE and make sure you go STRAIGHT to BED

[@Barsdg]

MERCURY SAYING “guess she fugged up😕” HAD ME DEAD

[@bluebird4960]

plugged out?

[@smooothiebomb]

flunked out

[@yam9195]

0:08 Serena: That looks hard. Meanwhile in the Devil Artemis Universe, Zarbon: UUURRGHHHHH!!!!!

[@problematicmonika3723]

I understand now why my grandma hated watching this show with me when I was little lol

[@irenecarrillo6750]

You watched it with your grandma?? Lmao

[@problematicmonika3723]

@@irenecarrillo6750 There was only 1 TV in the house lol. Other one didn't have cable. ... Is my age showing yet?

[@irenecarrillo6750]

@@problematicmonika3723 no, I mean (i would watch anime in secret, otherwise news all the time)

[@problematicmonika3723]

@@irenecarrillo6750 We didn't know it was anime. We just called it cartoons lol

[@knightshade2654]

1:11 "I'd rather die... DIE!" "SOY!"

[@rafaynoman1180]

"Oh wow that looks hard." DONT TELL ME THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL.

[@FrillyDisaster]

“I want pancakes” TO RELATABLE 😂

[@lunaplays442]

bruHHH THAT LINE HAD ME LAUGHUING SO HARD BROO

[@xbay84262]

1:52 "I must show my appreciation for all your help" **Fries her** Madlad

[@oliviamerrart]

This is such a goofy dub yet I grew up with it 😭😭💙💖

[@PlushGarage]

0:54 Y'know, for a dub that turned the same-sex couple into cousins, this line is pretty gay-coded

[@7nana7silverware]

I actually laughed all the way through this. My depression says thank you.

[@Convoluted-and-Exiled]

Aww. Sending virtual hugs and so glad this helped you. Laughter is truly the best.

[@TwinkleStar707]

2:02 Tiara: *flies by her, not even hitting her* This bitch: AAAAAUGH!

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Perhaps she was blown over by the wind that thing was generating. A tiara spinning fast enough to fly is no joke!

[@Gummy_Pop.]

mask tuxedo never fails to deliver XD I applaud whoever they hired to do his voice

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

But he didn't do anything.

[@Convoluted-and-Exiled]

@0:54, 🤣👏 I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a minute. Knowing what kind of character Haruka really is in Japanese. TOO funny! 😂

[@Dark69Shadow]

Daaaamn haruka calm down XD. That was really funny.

[@peanutbutterex]

The music in the background too 🤣 it’s like we’re they really trying to censor the gayness because if so they did a horrible job

[@Convoluted-and-Exiled]

@@Dark69Shadow Riiight? It's like.. You do mean you're gonna drop Rei off....Riiight? What would Michiru think? :O Lol.

[@Convoluted-and-Exiled]

@@peanutbutterex LOL! I know, huh? They only made this scene so questionable of Haruka's loyalty and that's about it. Cause damn this is definitely NOT an innocent comment and not with that delivery XD geez, Haruka lol.

[@I_am_Lei]

I've found that 'no context' videos are just as enjoyale if they're about a show you have little to no knowledge about. That's the only way for the clips to be truly without context, and it's one of my new favorite pastimes. My knowledge about Sailor Moon is like 5 episodes and youtube videos that mention the show.

[@JabamiLain]

One of the first anime I watched when I was a 6 year old child. Its dark and somewhat complex plot mixed with its humor is what gave me a taste for midia above my age back then, and I think it's kinda what prepared me for stories such as "Madoka Magica", "Perfect Blue", etc...

[@shrimp-adoodle3444]

The DiC dub will forever give me life 😂

[@sheanartisthunty]

No one will EVERRRRR replace the DIC Dub in my heart ITS SO CHARMING AND I DONT CARE HOW SILLY IT IS

[@moonchild9560]

0:55 why is no one talking about how seductive she sounded here. The music wasn't helping either 😩

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

"Motorcycle". Sure.

[@sailorcat]

Well, that was intentional. It's supposed to sound flirty in the Japanese dub too. This leads to a misunderstanding which is the plot of the episode. Also, Haruka basically flirts with every girl. xD

[@thineevee7345]

0:39 is the winner of best clip. the way he shows such little concern for rini....

[@Jack-sy8mr]

“How do you feel tho-“ *”Angryyyyy”* This is why Mako’s the best

[@joeslickback]

0:40 You really sound worried, Darien "Stop, don't, come back"

[@danielalejandro8863]

0:10 S Q U I R R E L S I N M Y P A N T S

[@shadamyandsonamylover]

Candace did it better XD

[@strahinjagov]

"How do you feel though-" "ANGRYYYYYY!"

[@cora1334]

"I can't except the fact that you think the moon is nothing but an object that floats around the earth IT JUST CANT WORK!" *gasp*

[@ooiysen]

please Sailor Moon is like the magical girl version of Ghost Stories lmfao 💀✋

[@nunyabiznes33]

Now they just need to play Bang Me Till I'm Screaming by Raging Horny Pu$$y Sl0ts H03.

[@dreemurrreborn9782]

You know Ghost stories too?

[@strahinjagov]

Except Sailor Moon came first?

[@Brutalmoon]

this deserves 100x more views

[@Roni-qo1bd]

Prismaaaa and saphireeee......used to be a itemmmmmm _WHAT!!!!!!!_

[@Fulgore2005]

Wiseman: I don't know.

[@YukariAkiyamaTanks]

"Sorry serena you just missed her" put that on her tombstone

[@IngoPagels]

00:41 sorry, you just missed her. LOL!

[@dennissrin6600]

2:08 She ATE up

[@fairyvamp11]

It got me at "gurgling babes" LMAOOOOOO

[@thetwinskull]

“I can’t accept the fact that you think the moon is nothing but just an object that floats around the Earth! It just can’t work!!” HOW… DARE YOU?!

[@mang4260]

The most impressive thing here is the fact Masked Chad always plant his rose into concrete like it's butter -_-

[@desmondmalone438]

1:23 Diamond reaction to any shoujo plotwist

[@SweetAngelPinay06]

That photographer always scared me...even as an adult

[@michealwilliams472]

I feel like the actor really enjoyed playing that role.

[@sonataandsymphony]

i cant take this dub seriously😭it has such good moments

[@rinxmacaroni2085]

I can't believe this is the dub I kept watching. Its still good tho.

[@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT]

0:02 Bruh, in context this sounds like a sex scene.

[@Thewaterspirit57]

This is possibly the most hilarious dub ever XD It has some good complex feels moments, but it’s 1% *FEEELINGS* and 99% memes

[@iantuition]

A truly GREAT ARTIST never reveals his SECRETS. Now SAYYYEEE CHEESEEeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss.

[@hyperdrivepics]

"....negaforce" "NEVERRRRRRR!!!!"

[@Roni-qo1bd]

_GRANOLA_ _BAR_

[@SimulatedGoat]

1:14 S O Y

[@kierstinbalgobin230]

I died of laughter when Chibiusa said “I want pancakes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sayakaamagumui4285]

Chibi USA: * wakes up with glowing orb in front of her* "...... I want pancakes"

[@nothanks7063]

The scene with the coco is pretty much the same in context, the professor and his asisstants spent most of their time doing dumb things.

[@MelLuvsHers]

0:55 omg! XD

[@RangerQwerty]

Hahaha, she said "straight"

[@pickle7185]

@@RangerQwerty lmfao

[@celiadossantosh]

2:30 Scientists: "Well, in fact...".👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

[@clarisend7658]

I just love how everyone crowded around the pink haired chick, and she just gets up and says: "I want pancakes!"

[@s-a-r-a-h]

damn, these VAs either half-assed it or put in waaay too much effort

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I can't tell which camp the cameraman's VA falls into, but it's hilarious either way.