Salad of cooking utensils

[@olduselessaccount1322]

1:04 The way some of the plastic sticks to the side of the knife just like how when you're cutting food it does the same thing! That's such a neat detail

[@alexandrakushnir1132]

I love how he's cutting a cutting board on a cutting board.

[@WildTheFemboy]

Yes. It makes sense.

[@crymellie]

Same

[@davidosilaja7513]

Cutting board seption

[@cyrisnochill3398]

Hn

[@inusama257]

It’s to late these videos are all old but us viewers are all new this is a way of hypnotism we can’t stop watching his videos

[@sry4wut1commentedAsAchild]

For some reason, this looks more appetizing than regular salad.

[@Icky-uq7rk]

Yeah

[@hokorikera]

This got me to eat salads

[@boredcast5149]

No it doesn't

[@hokorikera]

@@boredcast5149 bold claim, and how would you prove that?

[@hokorikera]

@@boredcast5149 mmmmm plastics, you might just be out of the loop

[@Craeonkie]

Normal people: Uses cooking utensils to make salad This guy: Uses cooking utensils to make salad

[@rdx836]

Normal people don't make salad with cooking utensils

[@RongDMemer]

Lmao

[@creeperhunterD]

@@rdx836 How do you make your salad, then? With your hands?

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Joke is that people use cooking utensils to make a salad. This guy literally used cooking utensils to make a salad.

[@Craeonkie]

@@notjebbutstillakerbal so sad that some people are incapable of making jokes😔

[@shibepubg]

I died when he started chopping the chopping board.

[@andriansyahhidayat2221]

Hey Shibe im ur subscriber 😂 what r u doin' in here? 😂

[@cats11111]

Lol

[@Andrew9908]

on his chopping board

[@smugcat2521]

RIP

[@allainrondina3392]

Then how did you comment? LMAO

[@つむ-x2s]

長い時間をかけた作業を たったの3分半の動画にして、 視聴者さんに とんでもない満足感を与えるのか。 すこ。

[@user-ui8mg3qk6v]

ふぁ、ふぁっくとかいわれてね！？

[@kyom8773]

Hujiki Aika 糞ガキとか言ってるから煽ってるのかな…

[@つむ-x2s]

音フェチさんからしたら最高な動画ですよね(あえて触れない人)

[@stefrafkey9261]

@@instinctmcfloopernn2762 日本語わからないのになにいってんだすかwww

[@徳川家康-s2n]

@@instinctmcfloopernn2762 多分この方は、日本語で言うと「”くそ”面白い」などのニュアンスで使っているんだと思います……。

[@kylalevita9602]

It all started from harburger, and i can't stop watching now.

[@aliefahzamiya7381]

Hamburger, crazy worker, and this one

[@googooyaga2568]

You are not alone

[@legitgaming1627]

Harburger, crazy worker, delicious stone and then this one

[@loboanson]

Same 😂😂😂

[@Shellz629]

Me too😅

[@thefandomchild777]

Can we appreciate both the time and money he used to make this? Stop motion takes so long to make already, and this guy is ruining his utensils for content. Props to you bro

[@thesteelcolonel]

omozoc: *drops the knife* The earth: *splits in half*

[@VioletSGz]

omozoc: Oh i better cook earth with a pot on the sun

[@stalins_comically_large_spoon]

Omozoc’s knife is the most powerful weapon ever made

[@riccardobianco2659]

This guy is ahead of times: this will be the only salad available in 2070

[@amaliarahmafauziah1644]

Maybe if world getting better🙂

[@alyie4972]

If we'll still alive Dude it's corona time

[@karmakaughtthekat]

@@amaliarahmafauziah1644 I doubt that

[@Gummy_Bear2308]

We shouldn't tell vegans, that vegetables are living things too)

[@Vexatious-x4s]

True 😂

[@s_ara777]

It's a kinda like ASMR video. It's amazing.

[@zairafelix5286]

How in the hell is this an ASMR video more like an ear rape video

[@noriii]

Zaira Felix Theres asmr of food that’s why they said that

[@tyshearatv6148]

There’s a guy on here that really does this kind of stuff his name is Klunatik

[@ThongNguyen-zj8bp]

Sania Sara See

[@aoliravioli]

You should watch PES they do it better

[@yumen7148]

“Eating plastic so turtles won’t have to”

[@あこ-y7l8h]

切ったらサイコロになる！見たいなやつは見たことあるけどほんとに切ってるの初めて見た！！ 大変そう

[@omozoc]

ありがとうございました！ あなたが私の苦難を想像してくれてとても嬉しいです！

[@yasuhitos6588]

さいころみた！

[@ken8767]

あとこれは、多分本物も最初にありましたから、本物のサラダも作って食べたのかな？

[@user-jv1po6vr3b]

まな板切るのとか大変そう

[@逆巻舞猫-d5o]

切ったらサイコロ❣️まえだ55さんの動画ですね😊✨いつも見てます

[@TedExTheGreat]

No vegetables were harmed in the making of this video

[@moonbee7267]

Mia Hallén lmao

[@moanicatj6385]

Only plastic

[@lunalovegood802]

All cooking utensils were harmed in the making of this video

[@yuukolee]

When vegan don't want to hurt plants too.. 😂

[@chloeradecki3399]

Mia Hallén e

[@meatballsandwich5329]

I heard this is one of the most popular meals in the ocean. Thank you for this

[@internetcookie2064]

😅 but also 😥 actually mainly just 😟

[@glumdrops3678]

Mr. Sir this is the best comment I have ever read.

[@zerkalt190]

Wow that's deep

[@monimoni71]

this is sad.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

@@zerkalt190 That's what your mom said too

[@squ1d_s0up]

this is more fun than watching actual cooking videos

[@xUwUx_o]

カゴの中に野菜入ってんのにフル無視でカゴ切り出すとこで謎のツボにハマる我氏

[@sadprint3584]

"mom can we get salad?" "no, we have salad at home" salad at home:

[@viniciusyoung5434]

the day a child orders a salad instead of a candy, it will be the day the salad will be made this way

[@gg-en2hr]

I have a lot of questions.....

[@omozoc]

What kind of question is it? I am a little scared (lol)

[@jeunbug5941]

no you dont

[@tinkeryn]

Question 2 - How?

[@ichigokurosaki3260]

one word *WTF* ps the way u make ur videos is cool man

[@nyooom7481]

Question 3 - did the salad taste good?

[@Disassociated24]

I love how he just tosses the actual veggies to the side like “screw being practical”

[@still_existing42]

exactly lol

[@Kazer.2]

ah yes, recommendations bring only the highest quality of content...

[@BlindingLight]

You tell me. I’ve gotten this video in my recommended at least five times.

[@El_Pendrive.]

yea

[@lukecarroll19]

Quality content... Just like you profile picture 😂

[@PD-pz9hl]

KZbin knows us so well tbh

[@MOMASTER16]

Who's from roblox

[@purple-ll3fg]

"No cooking utensils were harmed in the making of this video"

[@ShaheerAhmed]

Lol😂😂😂 And Btw I Also Make Stop Motion Videos, You Might Wanna See Them?👻☺ They Are Good, A Little Funny Clip I Put In The End Too! By The Way I Just Uploaded One, Hope You Enjoy😍 And Please Let Me Know If You Enjoyed Them! Thanks A Lot Fella!😍😍😘😘

[@nya_iz_trashbut_spamz4055]

I like ur username it speaks the truth 💗😂

[@toukatee]

This video was all about hurting them 😂

[@jinsrj4806]

Lol 😂😂😂💜

[@btsarethekingsoftheunivers7666]

Lol

[@nuttellaguy6315]

Thank you, served this to my kids last night! They loved it so much that now they’ve stopped breathing!

[@suprm.paradox6575]

Nuttella Guy it was breathtaking

[@nuttellaguy6315]

Bms_quix ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha ha... oh no...

[@coragon42]

Guess they were speechless.

[@MacCadalso]

Underrated

[@AvhidanXAngel]

Caution: Do not eat kitchen utensils Me who was almost done with the recipe: 👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️

[@alligaytor4253]

I love how only now KZbin decided to recommend these videos to everyone. Personally I’m not complaining lol, I find em satisfying 😂

[@avidcloud1721]

day 39 of lockdown: i cut my cutting board on my cutting board

[@ruthhoover566]

LMAO

[@xio3324]

LMAO MAN

[@yo0n_833]

Wait-

[@avidcloud1721]

@Marcus Beeler ya huh. same happened with someone else as well... sure buddy

[@fozzie3332]

Day 69

[@jaydenkawasaki9323]

homie was cutting a cutting board, on a cutting board.

[@hypersomniiac]

lmfaooooo

[@ziggyworks5353]

Jayden Kawasaki imagine having your friend literally die on you-

[@thescarletemperor64]

The fact he buys all these things only to cut them up. Like, "Hey, Jim, here for utensils for the 72nd time?"

[@anactualspider6413]

Having the squeeze bottle rings stick to the knife blade was fantastic! Great detail to add.

[@triinomial]

When your mom hasnt gone grocery shopping yet

[@fathuwaseem5958]

This channel is like a chaotic good version of How To Basic....

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Neutral good or chaotic neutral maybe? I mean it is oddly satisfying but he is eating them

[@nugget9190]

Cutting a cutting board on top of the cutting board is a total mood “I just dismembered you now hold so I can cut you up please”

[@lucaciudavid609]

This is how sea turtles prepare salad in the ocean

[@mauriciomontes7812]

:(

[@bignol4037]

Looool😂😂

[@DoctorSirr]

This is perfect

[@iamderp69]

Sad

[@martinisidoremendoza3254]

And why they have so many plastic in their nose and mouth lmao

[@ing-acnl9455]

The parts of the stuff he considers unedible feels so natural and right. As if it was real

[@白者のアカウント]

ついに調理器具すら調理されたか。 唯一具材にならないその包丁さん最強だな()

[@batmanbat1490]

Очень интересно

[@dragonhuntress8683]

I was a bit worried the bottle flavour would be too intense but i think the addition of cubed cutting board really helped this salad

[@tlm2096]

plot twist: this isn't edited in any way and this dude is just jacked as shit and can drive a knife through any material, or he just has an Edge Of Glory

[@-belue-6697]

EDGE OF GLORY?...That Lady Gag Gag song?! 🤣... Or like something equivalent to having THE EYE OF THE TIGER? 🤨🐅😂...EDGE OF GLORY=EYE OF THE TIGER?!

[@dasyoutubeklohauschen]

@@-belue-6697 what?

[@bean5157]

@@-belue-6697 *lady gag gag*

[@WildTheFemboy]

@@-belue-6697 I don’t think you know who Anthony Sullivan is Mr. Lady Gag Gag.

[@f.b.i.853]

Do you have a drawer full of knives but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?

[@franncruz]

Bro, his knife is amazing.

[@rokukou]

perhaps it was made by kiwami japan?

[@skyris.mobile]

tableswereinventedin1935 I was thinking the same thing lol

[@somxr_738]

Dasthy hi georgenotfound

[@franncruz]

@@somxr_738 ?

[@somxr_738]

Dasthy you have his skin as your pfp

[@DarkSide-fj6ii]

2:27 bruh I thought he was gonna cut his hand

[@iliasdool1017]

Ur not alone Liao

[@dotFLAA]

imagine one day he cuts his fingers off and eats them

[@mohammadwaled409]

Nah that would be weird

[@AbsoluteTrans]

The fact that it actually kinda looks like a salad boggles my mind

[@leahso9871]

*Instructions unclear, made an actual salad instead* Wait why did this get noticed

[@jiminscalicocat722]

The Kookie in the bts trash hi, I’m Jimin.

[@KimTaehyung-jr4ww]

Jimin's Calico Cat hi I'm Taehyung

[@bokcho1]

As an ARMY myself, this was cringy

[@Ana-wj8ko]

@@bokcho1 what was

[@leahso9871]

@@bokcho1 (I agree that's why i didnt reply lol)

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

Thats a sharp knife

[@nikkiisapanther]

No one: KZbin recommendations: making salad out of cooking utensils

[@bromomento5913]

Fuck off Outdated Joke

[@Kickiusz]

Vegans when you tell them plants are alive too:

[@F6Star]

When your too broke to buy food

[@mundanemonday46]

StarCoder so u buy more expensive inedible things

[@djwhaley]

StarCoder you’re*

[@mundanemonday46]

yeet boi daddy lol middle school level

[@テトテト-t4v]

★★★★☆星4 美味しそうで作ってみました。とても美味しかったです。おたまとまな板の相性が良くてパクパク食べれました。 ですがとても固くなってしまったので、作り方が違かったのか分かりませんが星4にさせていただきます。

[@_anqru7804]

僕も今日作りました。 ドレッシングはボンドと液体のりでできました。 オーロラソースみたいで相性抜群でしたよ

[@如月くろと]

食用糊で解したら柔らかくなりますよ！

[@親子丼君]

@@_anqru7804 それいいね。二回目作ろ。

[@テトテト-t4v]

ほのたく さんハンドソープも入れたらいい感じでしたよ！

[@親子丼君]

@@テトテト-t4v いいねー（変人）

[@kanserthecrab899]

Kid:Mom, I want *SALAD* Mom:We have *SALAD* at home Salad at home:

[@millapaues5297]

Deathrule 14 be real no kid wants salad

[@Spadeaswell]

Milla paues you have a sense of humor.

[@millapaues5297]

@@Spadeaswell ikr :D

[@Spadeaswell]

Milla paues I was being sarcastic.

[@millapaues5297]

@@Spadeaswell me too

[@CubicalLaboratory]

The moment you realize he did this by actually cutting up cooking utensiles

[@perkaperkins01]

Worth it

[@KeaneJ123]

Well, he got 26M views and probably a lot of money so maybe it's worth it

[@irdeawatias2184]

True...

[@qk7x]

Its literally in the title

[@danihe7473]

3:04 really? Oh thanks for the warning

[@neelasouza6626]

Lol ikr

[@Kaizo888x]

D H BLINK!!💜

[@marielcarey4288]

I get the joke, but really. People have sued red bull because drinking it didn't give them wings. So people could go on to sue this person or report him because they thought this was legit and they got sick.

[@supernaz11]

Haha

[@LA12312]

Welcome to earth 🌍 🌎

[@リクロ-n4z]

まな板「俺は調理器具として使われてるから大丈夫だな…」 サクッ まな板「あっ使うんすね( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥`)」

[@nforton8491]

the asmr community better up there game,, they shaking in their boots rn

[@Daryom]

My brain melted when he took out a piece of the cutting table

[@bogobogobogo542]

Everybody gangsta until he starts cutting the cutting board

[@avidcloud1721]

*i have a feeling ive seen this somewhere...*

[@bogobogobogo542]

@@avidcloud1721 I swear I didn't see it lol

[@avidcloud1721]

@@bogobogobogo542 sure buddy...

[@aeroxoxo]

Oops I didn’t see this comment and I commented one of my own please don’t sue me lmao

[@avidcloud1721]

@@aeroxoxo really

[@magicalchickennugget113]

Bruh, he forgot to add the knife into the meal

[@Melanie-lr]

@@aliyah82 I was so mad at him he should've put the hold damn fucking house

[@superfan364]

Guys guys guys, he also forgot himself 🤦‍♂️

[@aravensmask8306]

@@superfan364 you're comment says from 69 years ago Now i found out it's in you're name lol

[@thepeacesentinel]

"Dude, where's all your cooking utensils?" "Uhh.."

[@BrooklyFire]

This is a once in a lifetime dish... because when you make it your kitchen is gone

[@uncommonusername]

And when you eat it you have to get your stomach pumped, or you choke, or break your teeth, etc

[@AAvfx]

So original. I'm now exposed to a parallel reality. Thanks 👍

[@leopard2a620]

.

[@astongolgi12]

Si

[@crispychichen]

Agreed friend 🥲

[@김이사베라]

I really really REALLY want to see the behind the scenes of this 🙏

[@Leftdoorknob]

His Mom: Where's The Salad Bowl? Him: Dunno Mom: NO MORE LIVING IN THE BASMENT

[@maurocastillo3406]

basement*

[@Angelinawolf82]

Pov: you when you wake up at 3 am and look for something to eat

[@1412-d4x]

ちょうど野菜がない状態でサラダが食べたかったので助かりました！！！

[@drenn185]

Where can I get this knife with such strength and sharpness?

[@whydoesjiminhavenojamsifji2870]

It is stop motion

[@userma_r.cr123]

*Wooooooshhhh*

[@nidaahmad5709]

In wonderland 😇😇😇🌈🌈

[@julielandersson1181]

why does jimin have no jams if jimin have jams not shit sherlock😅

[@xfirielfayex]

the awesome store

[@ravenclawthestral3964]

Cuts up the cutting board on the cutting board; Cutting board: Am I a joke to you?

[@ryanayrRBT]

Ngl, I kinda like the appearance of the salad.

[@captainblackjack7446]

Me: can we eat at McDonald’s? Mom: we have food at home Food at home:

[@Legend-nx1vx]

XD

[@toastedolive6764]

People probably don’t understand how longs this takes. Thank you for this dedication.

[@dacool_boe4071]

I do,ive made a few short ones they took me like almost an hour

[@guinevere7719]

Ikr? Cutting plastic xD

[@andriansyahhidayat2221]

Wow today youtube's algorithm makes us united here

[@DREGAMING_]

Yes

[@JorgesJorge]

Yes 2

[@caquico]

Yes 3

[@ayah_pahlawan4893]

So, here you make of the real so wow

[@andriansyahhidayat2221]

@@ayah_pahlawan4893 😂

[@yorinabe1955]

コレ見たくてなんて調べたらいいか分からんくてふとKZbin開けたらオススメに出てきてくれた 助かる

[@burgerbun2207]

Obliviously fake. The knife is a paid actor.

[@bog4543]

It’s true, I was the knife.

[@bog4543]

Also, the video is in reverse.

[@googleacc1541]

This joke is fucking old

[@fertxd5836]

*Obliviously*

[@kalhessa5308]

Animation stop motion :v

[@HectorPerez-bn2rh]

No one: Turtles: Thats a whole meal right there

[@ch4mil143]

Imagine watching this when you're high

[@kajt9359]

I am

[@zunoonam2883]

U will see normal version of it

[@kamilekacerauskaite]

@@kajt9359 is it weird?

[@pepinoisdum]

I am watching this while high so gg

[@bale7168]

High people would try to do this

[@thegreatdorkasaurus7664]

Good old KZbin recommended, showing us all a work of art

[@TN-kz4hs]

実家帰った時おばあちゃんがよく作ってくれたわ

[@gamestarlover]

“Do not eat kitchen utensils.” Ah okay, was just about to eat some spoon but guess not.

[@herrscherofdomination]

Person: This salad looks strange... you sure it's safe to eat it? Omozoc:Yes. Person:What ingredients did you use here? Omozoc: *Yes.*

[@ItHamBoi]

Babe what's wrong? You haven't touched your cooking utensils salad yet!

[@hope3200]

*when it's opposite day*

[@morgoli2916]

@- tea maker yes.

[@memz9324]

*It's not even 3 am and youtube recommended me this at 12 am*

[@ShaheerAhmed]

Heyy! I Also Make Stop Motion Videos, You Might Wanna See Them?👻☺ They Are Good, A Little Funny Clip I Put In The End Too! By The Way I Just Uploaded One, Hope You Enjoy😍 And Please Let Me Know If You Enjoyed Them! Thanks A Lot Fella!😍😍😘😘(Please leave a comment🙏☺️🤗❤️)

[@kay-cm3lw]

For me it's 11:57pm

[@ShaheerAhmed]

@@kay-cm3lw Could u watch my videos? Thnx man!

[@ryhiar.stevenson229]

I deadass sat here and watched this whole thing like I don't have finals to study for smh anyways next video

[@ELEM_00]

This recipe helped me through my freshmen year of college. After making all the payments for my student loans and all my school supplies, naturally, I didn’t have a lot to spend on food and other necessities. my college holds Recycling your items to lessen waste, a very important job, so when I came across this video, i finally got to eat the proper meal I’ve needed for the past month and half, as well as not wasting any food. All my leftovers were burnt down and sold to the drug cartel. Thank you ❤

[@ぱに-x3s]

オススメにこの動画あって見にきた同士おる？

[@いちごみるく-q1n]

呼んだ？|*･ω･)ﾁﾗｯ

[@cypidez]

mom: "hey where'd all my utensils go??" me: "uhh idk 👁👄👁"

[@mrchiv]

omozoc: *cuts a cutting board* Everyone: Wait, that's illegal

[@Random_Guy-sc5ew]

"One last ingredient... Knife! lets cut the knife!" "Ok how are we gonna do that?" "With knife!" "Understandable, have a nice day"

[@wj7780]

TEACHER : How can we reduce plastics waste? STUDENT : Emmm...we eat them

[@ItsZim0]

Why is everyone getting this guy's video on recommendations for the past 30 mins?

[@ritzwashere]

dk

[@keychos]

*puts hand on cutting board* me: ohhh shit.. *cuts the actual board*

[@Tactix_se]

*wait, that’s illegal*

[@indecisive.325]

Glad this mindfuck is getting back into my recommended

[@jadalok6652]

**cuts cutting board** **Continues to cut cutting board on cutting board**

[@ninoashe1147]

Level 1 crook: cutting vegetables on the cutting board Level 2 boss: cutting cooking utensils on the cutting board Level 3 mafia: *cutting the cutting board*

[@zeroikl7036]

That's how Mafia works

[@biggestmeat]

level 4 godfather: cutting a cutting board on a cutting board

[@jenniferwong1860]

The fact that we know what vegetables these cooking utensils is representing is kinda weird...

[@radensatriadewanto]

What the hell was the chopping board? Croutons?? Protein??

[@lannisterfilth]

@@radensatriadewanto You said it yourself. It is croutons.

[@ciphernine7637]

What are the green bits though? Not the salad, the other green stuff.

[@flappy6568]

@@ciphernine7637 kinda looks like avocado to me

[@Jacky-qj9go]

Some of them I don't 😂

[@YourLocalCafe]

Everybody gangsta until the knife becomes a part of the salad.

[@elawamoja9118]

Video: 2 years ago Comments: *3 mins ago*

[@jaychris]

Omg true

[@alleghanyonce]

It's automatically set to newest first on these videos.

[@nonalura702]

lol no offense but your comments is sort by newest first haha mind go brrrt

[@Cestist]

So true

[@ゲストさん-u4i]

草

[@shrutiprabhune819]

Can we just appreciate how much this guy had to break and tear apart for just one video? Wow.

[@thekittyshow487]

no, no, he 3d printed it, then he just melts it and puts it back in the machine (if that's how a 3d printer works)

[@shrutiprabhune819]

@@thekittyshow487 oh okay. Still tho, he had to make an entire stop motion video

[@suppertimesims]

Just like the youtuber "How To Basic"

[@LeventK]

@@shrutiprabhune819 Stop commenting the same thing on his every video, loser.

[@Cxnvict]

@@LeventK damn xD

[@ashleyquiroz_]

When you say your hungry and your mom says “there’s plenty of stuff to eat here at the house” 🙃

[@randm5724]

Lel

[@ephimemacabre6449]

I prefer using glass cutting boards, they don't entirely have the same texture of wooden cutting boards, but their thin size adds the crunchiness I desire to the salad. And if you prefer heated salads, they add a little chewiness.

[@user-nk9yp8ez9p]

Me: mom can we get food from Mc? Mom: we have food at home Food at home :

[@wiffleballer]

Did anyone else find the way the salad was so symetrical unsatisfying?

[@onceuponablink7666]

matthew 2.0 yes finally someone else

[@raijin7723]

cutting the cutting board *the game has changed*

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

Raijin oh we’re in the endgame now