Sally and Dan Harrison: The Couple That Should Be Divorced - Saturday Night Live

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Bickering couple lob insults at each other while visiting with friends. Aired 05/07/05
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[@mariabarker2036]

This must've been before they decided to be the Needlers in an ongoing "thing".

[@artedejali]

Yep

[@noahblair3020]

Maybe dan’s name is needler and Sally’s was Harrison but since they got married, sally took dan’s name?

[@deathvalley69sy]

@@noahblair3020 the needlers lore

[@rev.dr.dayspring7805]

@@deathvalley69sy love it. Needler Lore!

[@Kelarys]

@@noahblair3020 in the reunion it said her maiden name was Henson which was odd since it's so close but still not quite

[@eurodara]

So much chemistry between Amy and Seth.

[@18900727]

Gabriela Piechowicz ikr

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

Thought they were the Needlers.

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@nadiashireensiddiqi this skit is older right, so they're harrison then changed the name to needlers, it sounds funnier maybe 😂

[@natalie9884]

Yes I can sense that as well :).

[@ilikemandalorians9861]

An exothermic reaction even (I was surprised nobody’s commented this in 6 years so I had to do it 😂)

[@samriddhi43]

I thought they were the needlers.

[@Mitch-rd9gs]

*Toori Baba* buddy just stop lmao

[@hind__]

@Toori Baba What the fuck

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Samriddhi Sharma I thought so too.

[@sonatashinome4672]

For a second the beginning couple yh.

[@Godstone93]

@Toori Baba creep

[@cookievainillacacao]

Seth and Amy are the real power couple

[@dawgo8932]

they break up

[@helpenor]

One of Seth's famous SNL characters

[@pumatato2005]

You misspelled stefon

[@agh3568]

The "Son of a-" "WHAT?!" got me every time it's so good.

[@glenn06]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@Furrina89]

Well, it's a good thing he got married to Stefon now

[@raijonakahara6948]

Its mrs stefon meyers

[@hannahhurteau3357]

HAHAAH

[@abdullahalmomtan800]

“A second set of eyes might help” lmaoooooo this skit was great but that line made it legendary

[@Smallz529]

You can tell someone in the audience really enjoyed that line as well.

[@KAXWESA]

-you're embarrassing yourself. -am I embarrassing myself???????? -yes!!! -CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE? -ABSOLUTELY HAHAHAHAHA laughed SO hard at this!

[@kareemabdelhakam3640]

SickleHawthorn

[@savannahthomas5953]

Lmao

[@poisoncandyfloss8212]

I love going back to when Seth was acting, he's so funny :)

[@abdullahahmad4239]

Poison Candyfloss Yeah,nows he's just pushing propaganda

[@julz3tt3]

@@abdullahahmad4239 pretty much yes.

[@roonil3931]

@@abdullahahmad4239 shut up

[@MooseGoBlue]

I don't think he's funny at all just my opinion.

[@gretas950]

3:41 I swear that’s Jimmy Fallon laughing 😂😂

[@jameswallace5235]

No Fallon left the year before this aired, unless he was just randomly on set, which is possible I guess.

[@boosh90]

why would you ask them that? I don't know..........

[@maemae2626]

The guy laughing in the audience 😂

[@aiseruchan]

His laugh made me laugh 😂

[@clairecaines4051]

I loved that laugh... i like the genuine laughter!

[@phil-ys3cf]

@Allison Gargiulo it's saturday night LIVE. with a live audience

[@phil-ys3cf]

@Allison Gargiulo where did you find that information?

[@kevinilango7896]

When did they become the Needlers?

[@nicolasneal204]

I think after this one because Needlers sounded catchier than Harrison

[@nicolasneal204]

@Nostalgic Cuts okay yeah that would be funny they could have really aggressive phone sex instead of regular sex when there in prison

[@Desttx]

"second set of eyes might help"

[@Charharr]

Oh, Cyril.

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Audience guy: HUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@soumyasharma9662]

that's Jerry's voice actor for rick and morty XD

[@jeffgessner9764]

Maya Rudolph is really beautiful. That's it. That's the statement.

[@trevorbacque8175]

"Second set of eyes might help" 😂

[@linchen008]

Every time I feel frustrated about being single I watch this.

[@hanspoker4929]

"Don't worry it's still terrible" - Ahahahaa.

[@Cinnamonsweetbread]

"Auch... You step on my foot." Amy is soo cute saying that 😂

[@antred11]

I've known a couple that was kind of like this, and every time I was around them I was constantly thinking to myself, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TOGETHER?? What is the point of being with someone you can't stand? I imagine it must be hell coming home after an exhausting day at work and finding nothing but hostility in your home.

[@marjanp]

Because they have amazing sex afterwards.

[@finncantwinn]

when did you meet my parents

[@oldenglishsheepdogfun5960]

That’s me

[@EmF95573]

Some people love being miserable

[@Yourdeliverysucks]

They explained it in this sketch. The sex.

[@123456790915]

*dishes break* "Do something they're gonna break our dishes"

[@chinita1pr]

"We are thinking of having kids" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@domgluhwein]

omg Seth was a hottie

[@raijonakahara6948]

*is

[@catpetguiller7466]

Not just a hottie... Drop dead gorgeous!!!

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Was?!

[@kieran.grant_]

Was?

[@Igor_ogi]

He totally is

[@colwilliamnoydb4134]

"A second set of eye's Might help" got me.

[@littlefurnace]

This definitely should have happened more than twice.

[@lovisa5579]

It happened three times.

[@lavonaffair]

Fertility clinic, restaurant, reunion and this one. 😊

[@cl759]

@@lavonaffair where do i find them

[@speshalKhouse]

@@cl759 search "the Needlers "or "The Couple that should be divorced "

[@lucila5466]

Lol when they all spat their drinks 😅

[@Matt_Villines]

I’ve always been impressed at how straight Knoxville can play despite making a living at giggling while doing irresponsibly dangerous things.

[@superduper1436]

Dude you and I are the only ones who noticed Knoxville in this lol

[@ladyweasellou3367]

This ongoing theme is sooooo funny to me because I know this incredibly great couple that's exactly like this.... And they could not be happier. The best was the elderly couple that lived across the street from us when I was a kid and they loved eachother, happy but would act EXACTLY like this in their front yard. My grandmother and mother would have a sudden need to sit on the porch to get some air. They would sit there eating butterfingers silently watching.

[@youngw1ze]

I remember when this first aired...I was married at the time and told my wife we were like the Needlers...we're currently going through a divorce...

[@jennafox8556]

The awkward silences are the funniest part.

[@aysumaysu]

Weren‘t they the needlers?

[@hind__]

This is probably the first sketch featuring them before they became recurring characters

[@robloxvids2233]

"I was there the night they met - it did not go well.." LOL I love Parnell.

[@antred11]

Me too. His Dr Spacemen character in 30 Rock was just so damned good . 😄

[@SL-vi4tk]

This, and The Dysfunctional Family Dinner with Sarah Michelle Gellar... rings close to home for many

[@ballsinyojawyoho]

I love the 2 needlers themes cuz they so catchy

[@guyjohnson259]

2:25....my favorite part. Seth was great in sketches. One of my favorite performers.

[@ninotomas9686]

man, back in the day when skits started with jingles

[@DomJuanDellaNooch83]

Who leaves their door unlocked and who just walks in without knocking!

[@nh39791]

according to movies, americans hosting parties? lol

[@vlsheridan707]

Every American sitcom since the 1950s

[@pawebucko7985]

The Foxbot, half-fox half-robot... I'd watch that show :D

[@basyaperlstein3365]

A second pair of eyes might help...lol🤔

[@catpetguiller7466]

No matter what expression seth has... Either mad or not... He is still drop dead gorgeous!!!

[@LRS905]

Knoxville looks so out of place in a married couples setting, lol...

[@merlindelway1162]

wow it's such a classic. I started watching their latest to their older episodes, and I am enjoying the latter one.

[@ThatJohnKillion1970]

I was forced by an ex-girlfriend to have supper with a couple just like this.

[@karlar534]

The guy laughing in the background makes this more funny

[@sarasachar5710]

imagine them in quarantine

[@kunaldhawan5952]

The moment when the guy asked to get more ice 😂😂😂 Lost it 😂

[@RugbyGuide]

3:40 might be the most isolated laugh I've heard on SNL! :D

[@ultimatedriversofmachinery]

That laugh at 3:41 says it all😂😂😂

[@autumnwind1216]

Lmao every jingle about them is hilarious.

[@walterheisenberg251]

My parents have been married for 40 years and this is them.

[@brontebell7748]

Wow didn’t realise there was footage of my parents on the internet!

[@Wintersincla]

Thank you to whoever suggested that one of the photo shoots for the intro montage should be Seth without a shirt on! Delectable

[@francisriverafrancisrivera1596]

Seth is so hot 😍😍😍

[@lucyc6787]

i am obsessed with amy pohlers outfit. she looks like an earth fairy!

[@alexwilliams5799]

I like to think this was almost real life since they had such good chemistry during this bit

[@nobz11]

These kind of couples should never go outside the house .. Stay home and fight !

[@mollydavenport9508]

“SON OF A-“ “WHAT” i think that’s my favourite line 😭😂💀

[@jonnuanez2843]

They're so pissed at each other that they even changed their last names out of spite...

[@no-eulkim3265]

Son of a- WHAT Gets me every time

[@jaimeecoleenaguelo9511]

Ah so they used to be The Harrisons before being Needlies

[@kerrygligorovic9758]

This sketch episode of the" couple who should be divorced" is really funny, in my opinion after four sketch episodes they should have their own Comedy show series like the Big Bang Theory, Friends and Young Sheldon.

[@Peter-hx3im]

Fighting in public is clearly their kink.

[@alma_vive-r]

Seth is handsome

[@einahsirro1488]

These guys are a Beautiful South song.

[@sabertooth207]

story of my life without the sex part 😢

[@robobowie68]

@@Eli_Texan maybe you should break up?

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

@@Eli_Texan Google "cluster b personality disorders". There are several, but I'm sure you'll find what you're dealing with in less than two minutes. Then, find a good therapist so you can figure out why you would get involved with this type of creature in the first place. Oh, I almost forgot. GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!

[@idunrudemo]

They are so cute together!!❤❤ Also Seth is so cute shirtless!😍😍😍

[@YusufGinnah]

These are the most uncomfortable types of friends to go out with... 😂🤣

[@ticnatz]

I'm so sorry I missed so much of SNL. These are great characters......

[@calebk9111]

This was brilliant. The best of the rage couple videos

[@maxxh5331]

I laughed when they all spit out their drinks in unison.

[@poopshitcrapwaste]

there's this loud laughing guy in ethe public. it seems that he knows the real version of this sketch first hand.

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

Trust me, he wouldn't be laughing if he did have first-hand experience. Cluster B personality disorders are no laughing matter.

[@poopshitcrapwaste]

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry i've had it first-hand. for many years. it makes me laugh when i see others joking about it. a bit of distance to your oversensitive ego is required or you're just first class cry-baby a-hole.

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

@@poopshitcrapwaste Enjoy the rest of your life. I'm sure it's much more peaceful now.

[@user-ip9ru1os3o]

Oh my god one guy in the audience absolutely loses his mind at the "second pair of eyes" comment

[@taylorsloth9833]

The Harrisons were a bit over the top, The Needlers really dialed it in.

[@shadowfilm7980]

Their marriage is SO bad that they had to use TWO different last names! Harrison and Needler! 😂

[@brianj4090]

So good the way Amy plays this dull hostility 1:28

[@rushikeshbingewar3715]

2nd set of eyes might help 😂😂😂

[@nelsonmutuku3568]

This should be a real TV series with the same cast 😆😆😆

[@ArcanineEspeon]

So they were retconned into the Needlers?? This is shaking everything I thought I knew about the deep lore of SNL.

[@BigTimeRush14100]

wow, totally shocked when I clicked on this video, and it wasn't my parents.

[@-unascertained-]

Yeah let's start drinking 😂

[@Panhorst]

The Mama’s boy sketch is their backstory. lol

[@CometMasonTrucker]

“They’re gonna break our dishes!” Yeah, I don’t think you’re gonna want those dishes...

[@BuckGaming1988]

The sketch that went so well they changed the name and made a series

[@fafafagat]

It's like the grown up version of Brad and Heather from all that.

[@tobiaslindsay369]

This has the same energy as Debbie Downer and I’m all for it.

[@mannykhan7752]

Wow that was a really funny and intelligent script. Good acting too.

[@sharonb5990]

It is after they still got married after that mama's boy skit😂

[@johnclark-gasta7476]

I love seeing Seth Meyers in skits! So used to him as Weekend Update

[@vodkahouse6662]

sally and dan are like my mom and dad hey they have been marrie fro 21 years now soo :D

[@oliversamsanderson2372]

I want a crossover episode between this and the needlers

[@oliversamsanderson2372]

@Menace Dennis yes but they constantly switch between their two personalities

[@elnuisance]

Amy and seth look so good together

[@newhorizon700]

Hahaha.....this really make my day!

[@leonpetrichiutto1152]

This is was me and my now happily divorced wife. She was a beast.

[@devikarajesh9881]

They love each other so much.....

[@steveconn]

My folks dialed down by a hundred.

[@kerryegan3091]

“We were there the night they met... it did not go well”

[@Ranjith_P]

Obviously the whole fighting thing is just one huge foreplay ...

[@TMIINemises]

Yeah. I think they only do this when they're outside or are with friends

[@farrukhalavi5460]

To be fair he did say Foxbot the first two times.

[@duanecarr6712]

This closer to reality than you think. This is the couple that makes it to 75 years lol

[@falnica]

The pilot for the Needlers