The Hottest New Stardew Valley Speedrun just Dropped

[@Donda2517]

Me taking notes: 1 - Meadowlands farm 2 - Sleep until day 5 3 - Linus pissing

[@Che1ito]

Everyone says there aren’t any bathrooms in Pelican Town, but Linus has one.

[@MayLina]

@@Che1itohe is the lucky one

[@timohara7717]

Ayo is it really piss

[@samschofield9452]

500th like acknowledge me mebe

[@highdefinition450]

wtf i'm reading this before the video, this took a turn lmao

[@MangoYippee]

MAYONNAISE MONDAY IS REAL

[@ghostqueen09]

🎶 it's mayonnaise mondayyyyyy🎶

[@salmence100]

I can only apologize that I didn't upload this on Monday

[@MangoYippee]

Thats ok

[@Redstone_Turtl]

@@salmence100it’s fine, she does it on Tuesdays normally, so…

[@Joann_606]

​@@ghostqueen09hg😮😮jojoba of b om czar uui6😮ha is q1okq

[@LiIBeary]

Sal, we had Underwear soup% But now, we can have Death by underwear % Make it happen!

[@jennycomelately]

Concerned Ape: "Consider the world building and environmental implications of the bizarre green rain phenomenon and---" Fandom: 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩 M҉ A҉ Y҉ O҉ N҉ N҉ A҉ I҉ S҉ E҉

[@Oler-yx7xj]

Finally a 1.6 video I can watch without worrying about spoilers

[@deadman3446]

True

[@rileyc3064]

yes

[@1mol_wAter]

Spoiler: you can now drink mayonnaise!

[@jcman-lp6lg]

I know, I miss back when I had no internet and I had to discover all things in video games now I just spoil myself with patch notes, videos, walkthrough, etc.

[@Oler-yx7xj]

@Mozarella_king I have already seen this ingame

[@loraniedelremedios1547]

We have a mayo% speedrun but we need a one drinking all the other varieties of mayo aswell in one run

[@AstraKiseki]

You could even call it Mayo Perfection%.

[@Amityz72323]

That’s what the thumbnail made me think this was gonna be

[@famichiki976]

2 hour BD video explaining witch summon percent for void eggs, my god I'd watch it

[@jacksim5759]

every mayo, every source, every quality

[@GooseEnthused]

@@famichiki976I have to imagine the chances were upped because I swear I’ve had a witch show up like 4 times and I’m not even done with year 2 lol

[@chelsearobert-zs5iv]

Now we just need one called Mayo Perfection% for drinking all the mayo variants 😂

[@JenLight]

"Linus pissing" made me spit my drink a little. I love how we're all just cool with living in Linus's bathroom.

[@risha-mehanse4082]

It's the hidden % of the run 😂

[@jacksim5759]

it's called being one with nature mannn, get with the energy

[@AstralArbourSystem]

You're telling me you've never pissed in a bush before?

[@ArgonMatrix]

Well played! I'm guessing that just buying Mayo from the Traveling Cart is banned, because that would make for a much less interesting run.

[@salmence100]

I did this before they released the rules, but yeah I just assumed that would be the case!

[@samschofield9452]

ello

[@didgeridooo]

Linus pissing is essential to the run

[@risha-mehanse4082]

Very very essential it's the hidden % of the run😂

[@_Sadderall]

3:00 linus pissing ❤

[@toucanandfriends606]

I drank Mayo in game but only cuz my energy was so low and I was like, wow I’ve hit a new low 😂

[@benjicat1]

H

[@tacocat1921]

I'm drinking mayo for energy a lot in my new 1.6 save...

[@LordOfRibena]

Wdym that's a new high point

[@marybravo8484]

A cool thing is that if you drink mayonnaise in front of villagers they will react disgusted lmao

[@owenblount7334]

Except Emily she’s fine with it

[@IvyDoggins]

My BFF doesn't judge. ​@@owenblount7334

[@joekinnear4671]

​@@owenblount7334 Emily is a true friend.

[@nerysevenden9408]

The opening advert for me was for hellmans mayonnaise 🤣

[@Artbyhurricanyounot]

I’m just remembering a post on I think tumblr that said something along the lines of “the creator of mayo really thought one day, ‘hey, what if this sandwich tasted bad?’” lol

[@BenjaminSkon]

when I saw the thumbnail, I assumed the speedrun was to drink all 4 types of mayo lol. I feel that would be interesting and hard because of the dino mayo?

[@Audrey-l4d]

Since I have only mobile, used this as inspo to speedrun just getting mayo with a regular farm. Took a whopping 54 minutes, but it's my first speedrun.

[@jpag_grey497]

Can't wait for some crazy TAS run to do this in like a minute LOL

[@queencity778]

Now do Mayo100% where you drink every kind of mayo

[@thisismason9279]

Eventually it’s just gonna be sell your chickens immediately and then sleep till Friday buy mayo from cart and drink

[@BetapopArtz]

Finally the speedrun we’ve all been waiting for!

[@charlietherainbowboi156]

Im glad i joined stream and got to see all the funny moments that dont make it into the videos- got lightly roasted for exposing myself as being somewhat of a noob but it was worth it 😂

[@peanuttrain585]

bro finished drinking mayo faster than i could get out of bed

[@gracegaylord9025]

I suggested this to the speedrun boards soon as the update came out. I am so so so happy that I finally get to see people attempting this run!

[@mrshrumby5365]

We waited 8 days for a mayo speedrun Worth it.

[@briannacarter5146]

Heck yea Mayo% I'd love to see an All Pets% myself!

[@justlooking1562]

Thank you für your previous videos and everything! ❤ I learned so much! and literally perfect your cloning tipp! 😂

[@collinguo2175]

I feel like this is an awkward category because traveling cart can just straight up sell you the mayo. Even if that's banned, egg from cart plus mining farm could similarly save a lot of time. I see on speedrun it's suggested you should have to eat multiple things; I feel like Sandwich% would be a more stable category

[@typemasters2871]

In the immortal words of Mayor Lewis: Why?

[@gefthetalkingmongoosee]

i think you mean mayo lewis

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Congrats on your 2nd place mayo% on the leaderboard :) Was there to watch the runs live and it seems like its just luck past using animation cancelling and routing the right ways

[@Crimsonery]

Concerned Ape truely opened Pandora's Box with this update

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

This video title made me think of two thinks: Hot mayo with potato chips is amazing, I should have that tonight Y'all are eating the wrong mayonnaise if you think it's bad. Hellmans? Yeah, I get that. Nola? Only good one I've found. Same with pickles, miami-brand sweet and tangy are spectacular, though I don't think very many other people like to just *S W A L L O W* like I do Edit: Accidentally typed 'sweet and sour' because it sounds smoother, and smooth things are always right

[@salmence100]

I will say, I may not drink mayo straight from the bottle, but Miracle Whip though??? It's got a hold on me.

[@HikaruCrystal8]

Kewpie mayo's really good

[@planescaped]

It's funny, I like fry sauce, I like tartar sauce, I like sauces made with mayo, like adding chopped rosemary and garlic to it... but straight mayo is gross af to me.

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

@@planescaped Yes, straight mayo on a spoon is always gross(unlike pickles). But, if you just don't eat mayo no matter what, you're eating the wrong mayo de noche

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

We are blessed by having this as a speedrun

[@ilikemitchhedberg]

Wake up Bae, new 'Dew speedrun just dropped.

[@M.Whitlocke-sp7id]

I somehow knew this was gonna become a new meme speedrun

[@EthanM_]

Great job Sal. Our Mayo rivalry starts now

[@TaylerBootz]

The white rocks always give stone - up to 4. Takes mining time though.

[@donanilao7724]

"You can now Drink Mayo!" Me who still always sells Mayo...

[@qbmac2306]

We should call this run Jerma%

[@karinaledezma5529]

We gotta tell Julien Solomita he unintentionally unlocked a speed run strat😂

[@OffTrackEpisodic]

i was playing the new squid fishing event near the rock with the npc near me, and i drank a mayo for energy and the npc went "Did you just...?" i was not expecting that i laughed so hard c':

[@kutura_P]

Mayonnaise on an escalator

[@travisretriever7473]

>Mayo is now drinknable FINALLY!

[@FFAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA]

BABE WAKE UP NEW SALMENCE VIDEO DROPPED

[@CallMeIshmael999]

It's amazing to me the way the stardew community continues to innovate.

[@Angry5Man]

Honestly if you want a viable Mayo percent it should be to consume all Mayo. Regular, duck, void and dino

[@maryspetic8557]

ngl, you are my favorite stardew youtuber

[@meristuart1838]

I am so happy we can now eat mayo I love the stuff unironically

[@YourPalRal]

Just know that I hate that this is a thing and I will gift you mayonnaise on Christmas because of this.

[@salmence100]

I like miracle whip

[@SC-yl3fv]

Natsuki Subaru would love these Mayo speedruns

[@kiofluvr]

i love how this is a speedrun but it's so calm and chill still.

[@samschofield9452]

tbh, ig i got lucky with my chickens snacking on blue grass but i always get my first egg on day 3. i also never forget to close the door behind them and always make sure they're as happy as can be

[@samschofield9452]

take notes ig

[@travisretriever7473]

I love this game's fandom. So unhinged in the best way possible.

[@babswayne5193]

i would love to see more stardew speedfuns from sal!

[@kodakadenza]

Gold Mayonnaise is a loved addition to the soup at the luau, so I suggest 'Town Mayo %' :D

[@chernobyl169]

How did I not know this would be a thing the moment I figured out you can drink mayo

[@moosen135]

How did i know this was going to be a thing?!

[@thecataking6933]

Now you just need to speed run drinking ALL mayo (like what I kinda thought the thumbnail meant)

[@Voeluspa45]

What the hell, I am European and even we do not drink mayonnaise. We eat it, lots of it, but not pure.

[@colin5227]

Nobody drinks it, that's why it's so funny

[@Voeluspa45]

@@colin5227Not sure about that mate, there are strange peoples. Armenians? Canadians, maybe?

[@joeyramstad8529]

​@@Voeluspa45 I find it amusing as a Canadian that us and Armenians are the first that come to mind when imagining weird people. It's true of course. Well, I can't say I've seen anyone drink mayo, but we're still weird regardless.

[@florianfelix8295]

@@Voeluspa45aussies? They prolly have some weird animal mayo down there or sth

[@colin5227]

@@Voeluspa45 in all my years living in canada, nobody has been brave enough to drink mayo yet

[@ceciict]

IN MAYO WE TRUST

[@xBrokenMirror2010x]

So both Eggs and Mayo can be bought from the traveling merchant... Why not just reset until you can straight buy a Mayo on the first traveling cart of the run and win? (or do it seeded, or look at the seed and just predict when the cart will have mayo) Surely this is the fastest way to get Mayo, since you only need 1000g at most to buy it. Yes, this is lame, but like, RNG Traveling Cart into Mayo would be the best way to make time. You literally don't have to do anything, you just win.

[@salmence100]

It's not allowed in item based speedruns, mostly because it would be incredibly boring to watch and play. It's something I should've mentioned in the video, but yeah

[@TrainerShyGuy]

If you get sub 4 minutes you have to drink a full jar of mayo on video.

[@GameJam230]

What benefit do you get out of waiting for the chickens to grow up and mining before planting the parsnips? If you plant the parsnips before day 3, which is a guaranteed rainy day anyway, that saves having to get one day of rain later on.

[@salmence100]

Need to sell the grown up chickens to have the money for the parsnips, and we go to the mines first since Pierre doesn't open until 9am

[@GameJam230]

@@salmence100 ahhhh, right. I completely blanked out when I saw that I was just thinking "huh... what value do you get from selling them?" and completely forgot you get money from that 🤣

[@didgeridooo]

I personally call it heart attack%

[@nicholasvaultonburg9152]

I'm of the mind that the category should include ALL mayos, not just base. Dino mayo presents RNG, but prehistoric floors in the Skull Cavern speed that up significantly.

[@ginocanterino258]

What spongebob meme fits this video better "Is mayonnaise an instrument" or "Hold the mayonnaise"? I let you guys choose

[@larkylovesyou_]

I'm proud of what I've helped start

[@launderine]

we wore down ca for years and this is what happens as soon as he relents

[@lazyshock9000]

ITS REAL!! MAYO% IS REAL!!!! IM SO HAPPY

[@CRVO04]

im on mobile and i do not have access to the 1.6 update but if they really want mayo speedrun i think i have some ideas like: 1. All mayo run where you try to get all the mayo asa fast as possible 2. Any mayo run where you get a mayo as fast as you can

[@stormstudios8226]

I remember watching this, fell asleep halfway through so I didn’t know if you were able to get the run.

[@UnbornHeretic]

I thought the route would be the following: Choose meadows farm Sleep til friday Sell chickens Hope to high roll on getting mayo from travelling cart chug mayo

[@aditimate381]

I want a stardew valley 1.6 gameplay series.

[@HaliburtonsFinest]

D R I N C C M A Y O

[@sfxdlwsrs]

I take screenshots to save time on mines/skull cavern. Its actually a pretty good way to use most of your days on stardew, not caring about rta

[@WhoThahekisthes]

9:11 the day the towers fell...

[@1000-THR]

now we need Mayo% (trust me this is different) where you only use the default tools

[@LeoFieTv]

Sal, as far as I can see you never really did a deep dive into the slime hutch. Can we have one of those? That building intimidates me.

[@catherinechan3313]

Haboo yolo’ed the run and got an 8 min 12 second time

[@Paulin_Gueimer]

Linus pissing

[@vsptylore3639]

Me on my way to submit a mayo% run which is just a video of me drinking a jar of mayonnaise irl

[@velvetbutterfly]

Could the best way to get to farming level 2 be a combination of parsnips and kale rather than all-in on one?

[@TimeLady8]

I see everyone losing their minds over the fact that you can drink the mayonnaise, but I have yet to see anyone mention that you can now also drink jelly! I turned my salmonberries into jelly and it has the same stat a mayo. 50 Energy 22 Health.

[@colin5227]

Thanks for all the nice and informative vids!

[@JafoTHEgreat]

Linuspiss% wr achieved!

[@gamingtoday7068]

Hey I'm a newbie I reached lvl 5 in all skill except fishing I play In Android so hard to catch fish Any tips on how I can make it easy or get all the fish item community hall

[@Mysterium-zy6ri]

#LetsChugSomeMayo

[@TheCincyPatti]

“Linus pissing” is the funniest random comment ever. Never noticed that, or is it new? I’m still 😂!

[@spartaninvirginia]

I like mayo, dip my fries in it. The fact that it's "drink mayo" is disgusting. Revolting/10, would speedrun.

[@DoctorHoovy]

Couldn’t the traveling cart make this faster

[@afeiden]

i never knew drinking mayo was a new thing added

[@ilovejune23]

hat mouse is out mayo is in

[@Kaylersick]

drink mayo infront of mayor lewis %

[@triciasaurus]

i feel like it should be chug every type of mayo instead of just 1

[@sliceofcheeseyza]

Challenge:get maz friendship with all villagers using ONLY the movie theater Challenge 2: Get back to 0 hearts with all using the trash can thing (linus excluded)

[@Shy_002]

Now 2 of my favorite games have mayo%

[@5jiji]

8:39 What do you mean, your 'first' speedrun? Didn't you do try low%? sure, it probably isn't great, but you still did it

[@salmence100]

I consider that just a playthrough, I didn't try to go fast at all

[@5jiji]

@@salmence100 fair enough

[@Cateyez380]

Chug mayo every time he says mayo.

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Didn't show the run where you went to the mines day 4 or the daffodil for energy but we remember

[@hoodiegal]

Ah, yes, The Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time speedrun