Sam and Max: Sam-isms

A compilation of some of my favourite Sam moments from Sam and Max! Contains some spoilers. Sorry if I missed any, I might make a part 2!

[@owlgoddess8534]

on the surface it seems like sam is lawful good and max is chaotic evil but in reality sam is lawful chaotic and max is chaotic chaotic

[@Yunooki]

chaotic chaotic,, i love it,

[@alchemistofsteel8099]

There both Sociopath's it's just that Sam is more of a functioning one. IE can hold a job.

[@analogVulpine]

Sam is lawful evil, you can tell that pretty easily

[@ryqueezy6327]

Both are chaotic good

[@junebugstudio]

Sam is chaotic evil as well, but he has impulse control while max doesn’t.

[@voidishprattles4319]

I can never tell if Sam is really smart and just doesn't give a shit, or if he's just completely insane.

[@A-TALKING-TOASTER]

It's all the above

[@brissadlr9939]

But Max is the insane one

[@Sneezybirb]

I’d say all three

[@kittlesgames6808]

The answer is yes

[@whiterhabbit]

Yes.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

"You want a lawyer? Here's an attorney from _Smith & Wesson!"_ Max may be more outwardly chaotic than Sam, but this whole sequence proves reining in Max's chaos is how Sam keeps himself sane. What a terrifying (and badass) line.

[@16BitGamerCat]

Any time Sam starts a sentence with "Holy" you know it's gonna be good.

[@helix9445]

0:26 i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not attracted to an anthropomorphic cartoon dog, i am not-

[@cyraniks2324]

ween

[@Junior_Psychonaut]

That was me going through the games for the first time and I got to 4:08 for the first time hxhcjvfj

[@Animus5134]

​@@Junior_Psychonaut yo same!

[@XwX1001]

I have a feeling you're attracted to an anthropomorphic dog.

[@aagh8714]

THATS RIGHT KIDS, A FULL EPISODE OF SAM AND MAX WITHOUT ANY ADVERTISEMEN-

[@motherofheckers9751]

honestly I love how he says "pinheeeead" at 1:10 :)

[@Electrenby]

Right? It’s the cutest thing!

[@anonymousidea9119]

Dirty dan

[@Robotic_Boi]

Thats because hes already perfect

[@doodlebugugg]

1:05 Sam making references to slightly obscure sitcoms from the 60s makes my day

[@DemonicRemption]

@doodlebugugg I though Gilligan's Island was well known.

[@gsilva220]

"You want a lawyer? Here is an attorney from *Smith and Wesson*!"

[@kittlesgames6808]

Why does Sam’s voice comfort me so much??? Help????

[@robbiewalker2831]

Harvey Atkin’s Sam voice comforts me the most.

[@matthewgallaway3675]

It’s because he’s used to reining in chaotic ideas without dismissing them or attacking Max is someway to do so. If your brain is more energetic than you are it helps. Or at least that’s what I think I don’t know I’m not a doctor

[@smooshpopper2]

@@matthewgallaway3675 that’s a good answer, I like that answer

[@logoredemption35]

@@robbiewalker2831 Who voice's him from the games?

[@Amambivertednerdwhocantdraw]

@@logoredemption35 I’m assuming you’re talking about the telltale games here, in those he’s voiced by David Nowlin

[@hostessofhorror99]

0:26 Wow, Sam can really sing!

[@danielslade9485]

Sam: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn6rnaGgnpqMa68

[@JosephAVI]

Let’s take some time to appreciate it.

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

Meanwhile 2:02

[@elinorkinsey7008]

I love him

[@lord.rattus]

I love him too

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

@@lord.rattus we all do

[@skedaddledbraincell]

He's a very good boy

[@Skaetbull]

Um, thanks

[@WEW2SAB]

dont we all

[@KingsRow55]

Animated series Sam just hits different

[@SlugyTinky21]

Personally the voice from the TV version Sam fits him so well.

[@snarkiwi]

I cannot express the amount of pure unfiltered serotonin this video gave me....I love Sam so much

[@liurel9496]

Fun fact: 8:16 in the spanish version sam said -did you know you turn me on a lot pal? Then max said -aw, you too

[@rosesandpancakes7039]

TE MENCIONÉ QUE ME PRENDES MUCHO AMIGO? Edit march 29 2023 Dude, speaking of the latin Spanish dub of freelance police... In the English dub you have stuff like Sam and Max saying their iconic phrases like always. And then there's the latin Spanish dub that has gems like "pero al menos no agarró tu anillo" (but at least he didn't grab your ring), "adiós topos, cuidado con los topes" (goodbye moles, take care of the bumpers), "ahora deshazte de esa bomba mientras me sobo los juanetes"(Noe get rid of that bomb while I rub my bunions), and, I'm not joking, "mejor juguemos al papá y a la mamá" (let's play to the mom and dad) The whole thing is full of innuendos (or albur as we say in Mexico and... Somewhere else I think?) and god it's so funny

[@liuva9214]

Finally, Sam my beloved receiving the attention he deserves. 🛐💞💖

[@peachdoesart7175]

I recently noticed that Sams animated show voice sounds alot like the teacher in Bubble Guppies

[@danielslade9485]

Mr. Grouper was voiced by Tino Insana. Sam was voiced by Harvey Atkins.

[@peachdoesart7175]

@@danielslade9485 DANG IT I hoped it was the same guy. Admittedly you can hear it though right? I feel crazy now lol

[@fakeemail6815]

he was king koopa in, I believe, super Mario world though

[@SlugyTinky21]

And the dad from Jacob Two Two

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

He was also King Koopa in the Mario cartoons.

[@Nekonyahmicon]

If you ever do another one of these please consider including the part in Devil's Playhouse where Sam ate peanut butter and was licking the roof of his mouth while talking to everyone. I love that so much.

[@A-TALKING-TOASTER]

0:26 I just want to hear Sam sing that entire song

[@thebubblegumco87]

Sam has such dad energy lol

[@Technomancer666]

God, I need a man like Sam! ≧﹏≦ Long overdue edit: No, I was thinking wholesome dad mixed with kinky muscle-chub.

[@nadadada3938]

Slightly (well, maybe a lot) Sociopath but into you to the point of killing if necessary?

[@queenofuganda7718]

WHAT KIND OF PFP IS THAT?!?

[@Technomancer666]

@@queenofuganda7718 Giiirl, you know EXACTLY what kinda profile pic it is.

[@Technomancer666]

@@prot0pixel64 ...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

[@m1a1abrams43]

oh dear lord is that pfp what I think it is

[@mr.x2567]

I usually saw Sam as a heroic and more sane individual. After this I can safely say he’s only that way in comparison to Max.

[@grimlockgreg3063]

You forgot this line Guy : honestly why do they teach in your amarican schools Sam: VIDEO POKER!!!! Idk why but that always cracks me up

[@nickythehickey]

if i didn’t know better i’d say that line was a poker night reference

[@yourRussianBoi]

Sam: "No match! New York rules! D:“ Satan: "I WILL KILL-"

[@Tito_Silva]

Finally, a Sam moment compilation

[@ethanwilde4716]

4:01 Can't believe Sam would shoot his past self because he called himself fat. Either because: A. Children insulting you cuts deeper than a adult Or B. The realization he would eventually let himself go got to him.

[@KingofJ95]

Almost 10 minutes of Sam saying funny stuff? Yeah, I've got time.

[@lottepopowl6140]

0:25 0///0 my heart started speeding

[@cringebucket1945]

Sam started singing and I screamed "Excuse me??? Mr. Sir??? Warn somebody before you do that to their h e a r t"

[@buggie27]

"Have you tried the spaghetti carbonara? I'm dyin!" I'M DYING TOO IDK WHAT MAKES THAT SO FUNNY

[@EmileBone]

Love this big dummy so much

[@brissadlr9939]

Sam’s not actually a dummy

[@nmtltlz]

And people say SAMS the responsible one

[@sleepylionking1103]

“I always thought Max had a creme center” Oh I’m positive you made sure of that

[@Animus5134]

Almost made me spit out my Mouthwash 💀

[@nickythehickey]

fuck laughter this gave me full on chest spasms

[@mysteryaccount4625]

3:23 my favorite little laugh out of this whole video

[@tuckerblu966]

I will always absolutely adore this franchise ✨ you should definitely make more they crack me up

[@TheMilitantHorse]

"He's a zebra, Max. That's what makes me a little suspicious..." Sam a racist confirmed.

[@EijiAndAsh]

Speciest*

[@Swifty_Shifty]

1:12 yes you are you angel.

[@moomley]

he's so cute ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@angelstroh1014]

Sam never gets any love :(

[@brissadlr9939]

Well I always give him love

[@DrShadow213]

0:17 dawg just fucking yeeted his ass

[@sammandamnman]

I love this so much-

[@crow_man72]

Sam is both smart and chaotic

[@ultimategaymerever8344]

im so happy you added the banang scene its so funny

[@nyloaf]

8:58 Max has.. TOE BEANS??? 🥺🥺🥺

[@Carcosa_Rutsah]

He has everything except sanity

[@Freelance_Fandom_Collector]

Ironically, rabbits do not have paw pads. Dogs do, but upon gazing upon Sam’s feet, we may see that they are barren

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

@@Freelance_Fandom_Collector Well Max is often described as "rabbity-thing", maybe he's a hybrid or a monster that only resembles a cartoon rabbit? For Sam, maybe he's part of a cartoon dog breed that evolved into a humanoid rather then a cartoon bipedal dog, which included evolving away from paw pads (for some reason), and loss of the tail (I'm fairly sure he doesn't have a tail). I'm not sure if any of the games or cartoon episodes explain why Sam doesn't wear shoes tho, maybe he thinks they're not worth the price they're sold for? either way he seems to have very human-like feet.

[@Freelance_Fandom_Collector]

@@FightingFoodonsFan I think the best explanation I can find for Sam’s lack of shoes is that they would make him look dumb.

[@queenofuganda7718]

Sam is my spirit animal

[@dumb4ss__]

Same

[@huhuhuhua363]

samb.....

[@evilemster3047]

This is why Sam is my favourite 🥰🥰

[@tanglelover]

Sam is a very hungry boi.

[@patrik9328]

I like his cartoon voice

[@scone3767]

0:26 👀

[@pear7824]

my new favourite video!

[@Electrenby]

Aww 🥺🥺 I’m so glad!!

[@Bigpokie]

KING KOOPA

[@Cookiesandmilk777]

PINEEEHEADDDD

[@Xboxluvr]

S A M ? ? 0:27

[@danii8307]

9:44 yesssss

[@adrianaslund8605]

In the games and later games he's this mix of elderly jazz man political american humour that cracks jokes about C-Span and old authors while also standing with one foot in our zany time of the internet.

[@cryingsobbing]

hi sam enjoyers how we doin

[@anastasiakrause253]

I know I'm late, but I can NOT be the only person who got jump scared by the music at the beginning. WHY DID I JUMP SO HIGH???

[@gentlemanmaniac9992]

will there be a video of max's maxisums?

[@Electrenby]

I’ve been thinking about making it, I can certainly make it happen!

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

@@Electrenby yes please

[@sleepy8337]

@@Electrenby please

[@fellowsinner9683]

Sam apparently can sing, but only when children's radio toys are present

[@scythe2844]

2:51 is my favorite

[@EijiAndAsh]

I wish I could talk that long without breathing he's an icon

[@sir.crayons]

Idk why the Bonang scene gets me every god damn time

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

"I. CAN'T. PICK. THAT. UP." Bitch-

[@caustin850]

6:03 🐶Sam (Sam & Max): CURSE YOU, MELVIN HARDGRAVES!!!

[@MyDadsYouTube]

2:16 "Hmmm...Do you think Telltale did a bit too much with having him say that Max?"

[@poeticcinema5857]

Love this doggo

[@uwulmao7962]

i.can't.pick.that.up

[@palegalestudios]

Thank you, I too have noticed this.. This makes me happy

[@arf101088]

1:15 damn for free??????

[@chrismaher8084]

Yeah see, this is bullshit. I've been using "Want to rub my unicorn" since the 90's and it's still yet to work. I may need to re appraise my spirit animals. I'll try Max next.

[@rockeaterlink]

“do you have any… sam quotes?”

[@Animus5134]

No

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

Man I love 💗 this video so much! This was a good 10 minutes well spent

[@Aflay1]

You crack me up little buddy.

[@brissadlr9939]

I LOVE YOU SAM!

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Thank you. Thank you so much!

[@abicat4229]

You cannot tell me... that this dog is noy gay

[@sillygooooseee]

uhhh idk about that.. let me ask his husband, max

[@SkellyTheSkeletah]

0:16 YEET

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

I love how in the animated series whenever Sam yells Harv's King Koopa voice comes out.

[@princeesss.......]

Make moreeee plssss💕💕💕

[@cherry_3311]

5:55 they predicted FNAF

[@user-fw1mm3gf5v]

*_IGOTITIGOTITIGOTIT!_*

[@-K_J-]

When he sings I- 😳😳😳

[@ratkid_kelp]

He’s just like me fr

[@fan-done1856]

Banang!

[@JosephAVI]

Banang!

[@rosesandpancakes7039]

B a n a n g !

[@christopherbrown1452]

Holy macaroni on a train going to Alaska with a AK-47 in it’s pocket.

[@foxchow400]

1:25 was super funny

[@bludraws094]

For some reason I can’t find any clips of the john muir song from hit the road Also, who is jesse james? All I know is that they got the hand during hit the road

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

Jessie James Actual Hand AMAZING

[@adrianam.a67]

Jessie James was one of the most searched criminals in the world if I'm not wrong

[@kuckag5710]

8:53 he just keeps running past the same tree

[@Imdoingsogood]

He really pulled a gun on his past self

[@shiisnotmad6013]

I'm d y i n g

[@Skaetbull]

Hey that’s me!

[@riisri2642]

Your all taking about 0:26 but what about 2:00, he sang so well! :D

[@eliottdeletraz97]

Sam : Hey lincoln. Wanna rub ny unicorne ? Lincoln : (getting suspicious aboutthat sentence). Sam : (inner voice) Come oooooon.

[@BJRoes]

2:07 4:08 9:07

[@cloudyfloof.5833]

Today I learned Sam supports the Mets.

[@Idk-je2ql]

Where do I get the 8-bit jazz outro?! *W H E R E ?*

[@zombiedudeexe5742]

I cant screw that

[@dannyp9044]

I never got the Jessie James actual hand line X"DD

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

1:12 sam,if you were any more dense,water would slide right off you

[@savannablankenship2427]

1:12 you’re sounding like a narcissist, Sam.