Sam and Max: Max-isms

[@evilemster3047]

"I crack Sam up" is one of my favourite lines from Max, he's happy that he's making Sam happy. And that's cute af

[@elina4005]

I KNOW AND IM HERE FOR IT 😊

[@mysticxjuice]

Yea sometimes it looks like he says jokes so sam pats him on the head in the show

[@choccocker]

There are so many cute moments like these. It's insane how for two morally evil, power hungry guys, they love and care about each other so much. I love them 😊

[@cosmicdunsparce]

And I love Sam just being so happy and his little nod during the story too.

[@natashadam712]

everyone thank Steve Purcell for blessing us with this sociopathic gay lagomorph

[@nadadada3938]

And his constant trolling to his brother

[@blobman503]

@@toxic_lobotomy263 let me weave the tale of the creation of Sam and Max to help clear this up. Sam and max were actually created by Steve Purcell's little brother who made comics about them. Steve's brother would leave his comics around unfinished, so Steve would finish them except with the characters commenting on the bad drawings and poor logic. Pretty much just to mess with his brother. On Steve's 18th or 19th birthday, Steve was given the rights to Sam and Max from his brother, and how things started.

[@toxic_lobotomy263]

@@blobman503 i knew all that, I'm just stupid. Sorry

[@charlezjenkinz9918]

He doesn't even like girls

[@blobman503]

@@charlezjenkinz9918 He doesn't?

[@arcturus8896]

Max created a miniature functioning nuclear reactor in highschool. Max doesn't know if "gleam" is a word. Max doesn't bathe.

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

He takes showers

[@beastwarsFTW]

The bathing seems to vary, he did bathe after becoming a profit for a weird feet cult.

[@ethereal_angelll333]

I thought he said “glean” meaning to extract, I might be wrong tho lol

[@BAGELBURGERMEAL]

Max doesn't usually say dastardly.

[@KathySage234]

@@ethereal_angelll333 I thought it was "Clean".

[@VitaliyMilonov]

- What are your political views? - Maxism. - Hahahaha, you have misspoken! - Misspoken?

[@markusallen6818]

The random violence and destruction party

[@KasperHatesLife]

Maxxpoken

[@patrik9328]

”Take it easy Max. You dont even like girls!” ”I dont?” i laughed my lungs to hell

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

Its whatvhappens when you got adhd. Your brains are too buzy with other crap you forget your gender

[@huntish3760]

I also love how there's literally no heterosexual explanation for the joke either.

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

@@huntish3760 I'd say there's a bisexual one tho. That line and the drink one implies to me that Max is actually a casually drinking (or previously heavily drinking) bisexual, but Sam convinces Max every time he isn't (easily, because he respects Sam's opinion on some things). Not sure way he feels the need to do that. Regardless, Max hates seeing anyone kiss apparently, but loves pain. lol

[@yeetneet]

@@FightingFoodonsFan Glad someone else picked up on this!

[@phrenz1796]

Max is just the embodiment of every severe ADHD ridden person that was never prescribed medication

[@mdswitchy378]

Now listen here you smug smart allac.

[@jewellsgemmine9345]

You're out of line, but you're right.

[@sammikits8001]

He is me

[@LordOblivion6]

Fair enough.

[@elina4005]

Ok stop describing me in one sentance ahah

[@cultofgiygas]

As someone who grew up on these guys. It's super good seeing more people coming to appreciate the adventures of Dogtective and his strange rabbit gremlin.

[@darkroseguild4685]

I’ve never heard of them until a couple years ago where I watched someone play Hit the Road. Then they played the telltale games I love both of them!

[@deviousAesthete]

I just recently joined the community and it’s becoming concerning how much of everything revolves around them now

[@_kataliste_]

I just recently got into them thanks to my sister, but I think I would have turned out a LOT different I had grown up watching them instead of Blue's Clues

[@megamindsgothplatformboots]

I found this fandom due to one day staying home from school and seeing Max in a meme video. I then looked up the meme and found AN ENTIRE FANDOM BURIED UNDERNEATH THE SAND LIKE AN UNDERGROUND BUSTLING AHH CITY. This is the only time the homework the next day didn't bother me because oh lord, was it worth it.

[@shinkenger2011]

Same on my end

[@kutekat7026]

Max's design is cute! And his quips are equally hilarious!

[@dodsonboys]

I like the character design of small cute animal with spiked teeth and scary grin

[@brasswiredart]

"you cant see past the wheel max!" " *FASCIST.* "

[@bludraws094]

Are we gonna talk about how the lagomorph with memory issues managed to memorize pi? All I know is 3.14159

[@Theragingtiger12]

What do you think caused it?

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@@Theragingtiger12 according to dialogue from Poker Night at the Inventory, Max hasn't had a salient thought since Prince released Purple Rain So uh... Prince caused it, I think

[@kibbybipps]

damnit all i can remember is 5.318008

[@JunTunez_Sketchez]

Ya'll are lucky, all I can remember is nothing

[@progect3548]

I can remember 3.1415926535979, not much of an improvement

[@tacglizzy8008]

The way he says bohunk is adorable

[@crow_man72]

Bo-hunk :D Populationnn... berries :]

[@eggmansexwife]

bohunk :)! populatioooooooonnnnnn….varies :).

[@selenium3447]

I think I like cartoons Max's VA more than the video games, it just sounds a little more sweet? Less extremely zaney.

[@isapu1948]

A little less sociopath The writing is also different

[@mysticxjuice]

The cartoon max's va is my favorite va but all the max voices are amazing

[@TheStrangr]

That's what I personally DON'T like about him. He's less... chaotic...

[@isapu1948]

@@TheStrangr Not less chaos Just a different brand of chaos Sociopath with no impulse control VS ADHD laced with ham and camp

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

I just see them as equal

[@closedjester]

i need the "your hands are freezing" and "the pain is almost euphoric" clips

[@crow_man72]

Those clips are funny as hell

[@kuckag5710]

Alternative title: "Max threatening people for 10 minutes"

[@Thejigholeman]

"populationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......varies" i love that line

[@chaselegoman]

My favorite is when he says "I'll lock you in a filing cabinet... In three separate drawers."

[@roseamethystlu]

*sighs* **updates kinlist**

[@maxinomalous]

LMFAO

[@Johnwicklover1994]

same

[@mysticxjuice]

It must be done 😞

[@sleepingguard01]

i *wish* i was chaotic enough to kin him fr

[@crow_man72]

Relatable

[@RoserraRae]

i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who found the way he said “bo hunk” really adorable 😂 AINT NO WAY MAX CALLED HIM DOGGY DADDY

[@max13m00]

YES WAY AND I CONSTANTLY REFER TO THAT LINE AND NO ONE AROUND ME KNOWS ABOUT IT 😭

[@galvanizedgardenia1461]

I truly believe in Max supremacy

[@mr.x2567]

You mean Maxism?

[@medicindisquise4271]

One thing that really gets my goat is how their relationship and their insanity don't change no matter who writes them. They could be written for a kids show, comics, point and click adventure game, or even gimmicky VR experiences and they're always this ambigiously gay duo with a penchant for violence and extensively well-spoken non-sequitors. It's quite striking and more than some other franchises can give us!

[@Willllow]

5:53 I badly wanna hear the next part of that clip

[@systemshocker2875]

Max: A I R P L A N E R I D E ! ! ! ! !

[@Totallynotredtail]

I’ve seen the whole clip and honestly it’s kinda wholesome :P

[@thatoneguy05910]

Yeesh the amount of times I’ve heard,” you don’t even…” from sam is just hilarious

[@caustin850]

6:45 🐰Max (Sam & Max): Focus! Hey, FOCUS! WHO'S ASLEEP IN THE SWITCH! I WANT FOCUS!!!

[@epicgamergod3000]

max is literally what goes on in my head all day (and all night)

[@helios6521]

"look at me sammy!" (less than 5 seconds later) " *AUUUGGGHHHHHHH-* "

[@JosephAVI]

5:58 Max’s air guitar riff!

[@tacglizzy8008]

God I wish I could get his "death from above" as a ringtone sound

[@hilariousactually]

I think the best max quote is "that's it no one quotes Walk Like An Egyptian to me and lives 😡"

[@Technomancer666]

0:12 Wiggle wiggle wiggle.

[@tdog3298]

What did he say at the beginning?

[@nauticalcynosurenc2706]

Sauce?

[@kutekat7026]

I love cartoon Max more than both video game Maxes!

[@monstremus]

Same, like in the games his personality is "psychotic with a hint of gay", but in the show it's "gay with a hint of psychotic".

[@enderfoxgameryeet3182]

@@monstremus he's sociopathic because if he was psychotic he would have already have killed a lot of people and you can tell he is sociopathic because he takes advantage of Sam.

[@GuessIllEatWorms]

@@enderfoxgameryeet3182 he doesnt take advantage of sam at all what?? Also he def has killed alot of people

[@goosegas2087]

@@enderfoxgameryeet3182 You might want to switch the names around.

[@mr.x2567]

@@GuessIllEatWorms Yeah, I don’t think he’s smart enough to be manipulative tbh

[@LuckyArceus]

“Hit me again, I like it.” Is probably one of my favorite max lines. 😂

[@boiledcrap]

Max is my inner intrusive thoughts with no impulse control.

[@tahrayay1990]

0:36 “FREEZE ENTRE!! WE’RE PACKING HEAT!!!!”

[@scone3767]

4:10 lmao whyd he say tour like that

[@samtinkle9076]

probably realized the joke wasn't worth it. idk, i haven't seen that episode

[@tanglelover]

Max is amazing.

[@TheThunderbirdZero]

8:00 WE ARE SAM AND MAX!! CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE! TORMENTORS OF ROMAN FEATURED BEARDED GUYS IN LOOSE-FITTING JAMMIES!😂😂😂 Best... Line... EVER!!!

[@fqllvs]

I have never felt more represented in life and media then with a 3 foot sociopathic lagomorph. It’s not even funny at this point😭😭

[@ScrewingDriver]

When someone passes the ball to you: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

[@PhoenixMoth]

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!- SovietWomble.

[@logoredemption35]

Then as the ball goes... ... And you don't got it.

[@owlgoddess8534]

"i take my coffee green. like my men!" max,. max what does this mean

[@makaylalafayette7396]

He's canonically gay and married to Sam

[@owlgoddess8534]

@@makaylalafayette7396 ok but is sam green????

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

@@owlgoddess8534 to lagomorphs (what Max is) yes

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

Green in the metaphorical sense means young and/or inexperienced. So probably someone new to whatever over the top S&M that Max is likely into.

[@questionmark521]

@@xenogorwraithblade2538 No rabbits are colorblind so they see brown as green

[@regretability_]

Max is straight-up pure ADHD energy put on steroids, condensed into a physical sentient form, and then locked into a mental asylum for 50 years and I'm all for it.

[@thekeeperofsecrets9680]

"SPARIPS?!! WHO'S COOKING SPARIPS?!!" Love the way he yells it. XD

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

You know what I’m going to start saying pshaw more often now

[@emytoonz]

8:41 My favorite moment lol

[@Sebastians-tea]

"Excuses me Sargent will we be seeing ant aliens on this- ✨️tEwUR ✨️"

[@Totallynotredtail]

8:43 why does max sound so fruity in this scene 😭😭 actually cackling like a madman rn

[@NightsIntoDreams777]

*SPARE RIBS WHO'S COOKING SPARE RIBS?!*

[@colepeyy]

“Out with the bad air in with the good! :D” he’s so funny i love him

[@leolol1603]

0:07 MAX! Theres KIDS watching!

[@Burmilla.]

4:17 Yeah, I beg your pardon?

[@gustavoortega3824]

*”HAGGIS”*

[@Bruhtatochip742]

The older the game, the more New Yorker Max sounds, interesting.

[@reese_arts5851]

I know people in the Sam and max fandom already always says it but... *Max:* grab👹me👁👁by🙏the✨ears😜

[@WakoDoodle]

I grew up with this guy as a role model from the tv series on fox kids. It got cancelled and aired on many different channels on sky. I somehow found it every time and enjoyed it. Turns out nobody knew what to do with it. I did, it was called "before school sanity" ;p

[@megameerkat2634]

3:55 "I crack sam up!" sam is just grinning at the anecdote

[@BAGELBURGERMEAL]

God damn it. I thought Four was gonna be my top 1 spirit animal. Oh well, they can be top 2. **adds Max to top 1**

[@userinker]

"do not open 'til xmas"

[@raxelleon8189]

I like how you can barely tell the difference between Max's voice in the Telltale Game and the cartoons.

[@LunaP1]

Max is chaos incarnate.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@userr_paradoxx]

Yup, I gotta add to the kin list I unironically have I’m mentally ill lmao

[@maxinomalous]

he gives me gender envy 💀

[@userr_paradoxx]

@@maxinomalous yeah same sorta- by sorta I already have like 69% of his personality but I just want sharp teeth I wanna bite people *fboy face* WIAT ARE THERE TEETH FILES OR NO WAIT IMA LOOK IT UP

[@maxinomalous]

@@userr_paradoxx I WANT SHARP TEETH TOO LGNFHG also pls don't sharpen ur teeth help

[@userr_paradoxx]

@@maxinomalous I’m gonna sharpen my teeth and no one can stop me Maybe I’ll do my nails too I want claws I need impulse control- Eh SHARPS

[@maxinomalous]

@@userr_paradoxx WAIT NO SERIOUSLY U COULD HURT URSELF IF U SHARPEN UR TEETH /SRS U CAN SHARPEN UR NAILS BUT NOT UR TRETH

[@-mari.3252]

2:25 "Ig i do got it" oh man:(

[@mia_9926]

0:07 wise words

[@zexionkuro64]

Max just feels like a walking shitpost

[@LustzyGutzy]

I watched this 4 times in a row

[@butterman59]

We're starting with "Y E A H H H H" and "If you take the lard out of lardass all you have is ass" this is gonna be good Also 4:16 leaving this here for reasons, carry on

[@enderfoxgameryeet3182]

After watching this ive just know noticed that i act like max and my friend acts like Sam and my other "friends" call me a psychopath and crazy but i always have to correct them and say "I'm sociopathic and just really hyper." Most of my family is narcissistic.

[@Reddotzebra]

Everybody's favorite hyperkinetic rabbity-thing!

[@toxicburrito6659]

🎶I see cheese and crackers🎶

[@Gnonne]

“If you take the lard out of lardass, you just get ass” -Max

[@mr.x2567]

I have an unhealthy obsession with this video

[@maite.9234]

Mi lagomorfo (conejo) sociopata, masoquista, hipercinetico y gay favorito :)

[@juliagoodwin9510]

I think I've found my spirit animal. ^_^

[@3bydacreekside]

Saaaame

[@dreadofthedeadtokismoki]

I would looooove to see a part 2.

[@boredreindeer5602]

Ah yes, the real agent of chaos at his finest…

[@arichansen8527]

Me: Oooo, a funny video of the things a goofy little character says! The video: *nice minutes and fifty three seconds of screaming* Me: yep, exactly what it says on the tin

[@Yamibakurakitty4]

God I love Max

[@luckycat4241]

great videoooo!

[@Burmilla.]

3:27 This caused me to reverse snort and now i got the cleanest breathing ive had in a long time

[@alishaleef3682]

Max is a psycho little bunny and I love him so much!

[@megamindsgothplatformboots]

Whenever someone asks me about myself, im going to show them this video but edited with the caption "me irl" so i can explain myself without having to speak.

[@alanelproazo]

0:44 that reminded me of a rayman raving rabids minigame where the rabbid had his brains in full view in the same way

[@megameerkat2634]

I remember that minigame.

[@tiredparrot]

Was not ready at all for Max to call Sam a fascist

[@markusallen6818]

My favorite max line Come out with your arms akimbo mendoza

[@Ghiaman1334]

Have we got a compilation of every word Max has either questioned or asked someone to never use again?

[@Freelance_Fandom_Collector]

I want to see that really badly

[@gamrkid6579]

Alt title:max being my spirit animal

[@turboking9238]

I honestly see Sam and Max as brothers, they at least give off that goofball sibling energy.

[@the3rdclock274]

They’re married so…

[@swarler]

if this is maxism call me a maxist

[@evanraynolds8699]

6:09, its the mothership

[@zboy1775]

8:41 will never not get me

[@glennparker7028]

5:20 That's one big ass spanner!!!

[@strawbrrycheesecake]

0:07 Max is so smart wouldn't you agree

[@monokoma999]

Alternative title max being max

[@IndecisiveGames01]

Sam: “No matter in any reality Max… you crack me up lil’ buddy!”

[@maromalul9134]

"Hit me again, I like it" lmao

[@katrinaoconnor3479]

When wolfwalker fans found a portal to the world of wolfwalkers 2:41

[@evilmastermind7067]

Missed opportunity to call them Max-ims

[@SticksGazetteFan2005]

8:44 max just straight up knocked out Sam when he tried to get the wallet out of his body.

[@nersbabs]

Him

[@kamaloufkir2417]

as someone with the symptom ADHD myself I can probably think that that's what I exactly say when I'm seeing something completely fucked up *timestamp is **3:23** btw*

[@ShortDubsVA]

Love this lagomorph.

[@EddyGameVlogBoy]

AND BECAUSE WE GET TO WAVE THESE AROUND

[@RealSagg]

5:28 WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF WALLACE AND MAX IN THE BACKROUND

[@ultimateshiruba5719]

That's a picture of the former president... Before Max violently decapitated him.

[@RealSagg]

@@ultimateshiruba5719 Oh lol