HydeWars Episode 38 (HW_038 - Buy in Bulk) With Sam Hyde And Toyota Prius C For More: gumroad.com/l/... (includes HydeWars, Happy World Daddy, Theatre of the Aire, Ecstasy of Car, KSTV2)
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@ianfleury93445 жыл бұрын
Can we get a show where Sam becomes a taxi driver and terrifies anyone brave enough to enter the vehicle?
@jacquesdeburgo28785 жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde cash cab but the reward is HydeBux
@MMMCLXXX5 жыл бұрын
It Premieres on *[aS$]* this Fall.
@benzov5 жыл бұрын
HydeDrive
@fullbodytransplant35825 жыл бұрын
Fake taxi but with Sam Hyde
@gradydyck5194 жыл бұрын
cRash cab
@GigaTrope4 жыл бұрын
Your grandparents had a word for flipping burgers. It was called "Our economy hasn't been undermined by global market slave labor yet so blue-collar work still exists."
@@viciousKev BULL. SHIT. A million migrants per year flood into this once proud nation. That's a large city worth of migrants every single year and you're trying to tell me that that's not enough to drive down wages? And by the way, that's not even the point. What Marz10 is saying is that most blue collar, entry level jobs like factory jobs (ones that aren't humiliating and degrading like flipping burgers is) have been out sourced to the third world where some 10 year old Indian slave can do the job for one hundredth the cost. Other jobs like construction that would normally have been given to Whites, are given to illegals. It's virtually impossible to get an entry-level job these days, that isn't completely humiliating.
@ILovePancakes243 жыл бұрын
Those are every level jobs meant for high school kids, not a career.
@adamnorris96463 жыл бұрын
@@ILovePancakes24 Even plenty of careers have been outsourced. A man used to be able to work in a factory or a mill or a coal mine his whole life, and do okay. Now those jobs are gone.
@ILovePancakes243 жыл бұрын
@@adamnorris9646 new world new jobs. It used to be that you could graduate college and be guaranteed a job. You need to be able to adapt and polyskill or go the way of the dino.
@britbong30375 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the guy behind him while he was shaking the car
@holysayingsofrobin40555 жыл бұрын
Brit Bong303 wippers active!
@LordsofMedia3 жыл бұрын
I imagined him shooting streams of jizz.
@misguidedmonkey5 жыл бұрын
Sam sat in line way too long for a cup of acid.
@user-73a4 жыл бұрын
didn't laugh
@michaelb.tysonson33754 жыл бұрын
blood feast island man I giggled. Get a sense of humor you subhuman
@singhatar09123 жыл бұрын
blood feast island man Fock you dork
@BRAVENmusic Жыл бұрын
@@user-73asucc
@DerikMorgan-jn5ss7 ай бұрын
@@user-73aI don’t think he was joking
@Gavinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn5 жыл бұрын
you don't have to order the diet coke. they know that's what you're going to order when you pull up in a prius
@BigEvan963 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hulkhogan21132 жыл бұрын
Umm hi yes, I’d like a Diet Coke and half a cheeseburger
@golz97855 жыл бұрын
The shift knob bit always kills me
@xaccarobinhijo98584 жыл бұрын
@Golz You think this is a bit, jackass?
@raptorshinryu Жыл бұрын
That's just what came with the FUCKIN CAR
@doti65334 ай бұрын
Fucking gold
@eteline_music5 жыл бұрын
This is why I take my 4'6" Chinese person everywhere I go
@tommytwomommy5 жыл бұрын
JLDoggard got to
@magustrigger91955 жыл бұрын
Is he cute?
@misanthropicservitorofmars21165 жыл бұрын
Magus Trigger they all are at that height
@rockey13gt5 жыл бұрын
Europeans before probably had an average height close to that of the rest of the world, but being the population that has been culled the most by wars throughout its history; most of the short lumpy men died in war.
@pixellivesmatter84095 жыл бұрын
Can you find me a woman of the same size?? My fleshlight broke, need replacement urgently.
@Fitins4005 жыл бұрын
Im going to start my own bill and melinda gates foundation with my mcdonalds wages. Thanks Bill.
@mrsickwick5 жыл бұрын
Are you going to actively invest all your money into killing off all but 500k of the population as well? lol
@noob-master_694 жыл бұрын
ANDREW WHY
@mrsickwick3 жыл бұрын
@Scott G I kinda agree sadly enough.
@JefferyQuinoa2 жыл бұрын
@@mrsickwick don’t you guys think wealth inequality is an issue? it hasn’t been this bad since the gilded age
@satisfying.clips.7772 жыл бұрын
@@JefferyQuinoa bruh it’s always been this way
@gabrielgolden43365 жыл бұрын
I really dig how the Prius sometimes just completely shuts down while you're driving.
@MrFunkhauser4 жыл бұрын
It's to save on gas
@paulgreengod2 жыл бұрын
@@MrFunkhauser wow that must save like, 75 cents per month man.
@prometheusjackson87872 жыл бұрын
@@paulgreengod you can get annoyed 10,000 times with start stop so you can save 20$
@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын
@@prometheusjackson8787 i sure am saving the environment when i'm so pissed at the start stop on cars that i intentionally get a gas guzzler so it won't fucking STOP WORKING AS I'M IN STOP AND GO TRAFFIC FUCK ME
@TheAnimeAlliance5 жыл бұрын
I bet it's time like this when Sam would really like to be in a self defense scenario with Tim Heidecker.
@viciousKev4 жыл бұрын
It won't be a quick self defense situation
@ivox.3 жыл бұрын
hearing Sam rant with light jazz in the background and the soft sound of the rain is surprisingly relaxing...
@ckingufwgleej33624 жыл бұрын
Guys I just came back from the supermarket, bought about 500 rolls of toilet paper, waiting for my big checks. We're all gonna make it
@Sealed_Chamber4 жыл бұрын
You were ahead of your time.
@Blubberbusen4 жыл бұрын
This comment aged extremely well holy
@StukaSteven4 жыл бұрын
this was man was living in the future
@ortho42524 жыл бұрын
Time travel is real. Convinced now
@SmileyFTW3605 жыл бұрын
>sam is 6'4" >average American consumer sam, buddy
@user-73a4 жыл бұрын
calm down, shorty
@Sealed_Chamber4 жыл бұрын
He's 7'3", 530 pounds.
@Sealed_Chamber4 жыл бұрын
@Ellis Dee Weren't you the same height since you were nine?
@liammeaney42274 жыл бұрын
@@Sealed_Chamber see I always get confused cause I've seen people say he's actually past 7 ft and id believe it based on the fucking girth he moves around but he's said he's 6'4 and cause it's Sammie I don't know who's memeing
@ArlenGunClub4 жыл бұрын
Manlets need to check their privilege.
@F--B5 жыл бұрын
mind control slave potion
@jimbosr.77775 жыл бұрын
can i have a cup?
@heilhonkler69815 жыл бұрын
Wow sounds delicious. Can I subsidize it with my tax dollara
@Atthetta5 жыл бұрын
Delicious Tap
@elmerjfapp57305 жыл бұрын
are you talking about the jesus data novel written by grace or whatever her name is?
@StizzardLizzard5 жыл бұрын
The thought of mcdonalds workers as super mutants is fucking hilarious
@GloryHoleBased4 жыл бұрын
duuuudeee I cant afford 5 dollars a month...im on these pills...
@sipp8844 жыл бұрын
Ah, dood...
@88fibonaccisequence3 жыл бұрын
Would you take $3.50/month ON THERE?
@Profile.410 ай бұрын
Well now it's $10
@save_cats4 жыл бұрын
This is the driver you get when you take Lyft instead of Uber
@RisvoldTheGreat Жыл бұрын
And now he drives a GT3 RS full circle
@bettyarmstrong6915 жыл бұрын
My dad told me theres two things a man never lends out; his car, or his wife.
@kukuruzzo5 жыл бұрын
Or? Whats the second thing?
@user-73a4 жыл бұрын
which dad told you that?
@turq18244 жыл бұрын
@Mialisus Or Feller
@OffGridInvestor3 ай бұрын
Because the guy you give it to may throw a rod in either and that wouldn't be good.
@powercage3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what makes watching Sam beat up on cars so funny, but it is.
@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын
Q X 80
@theflanman19864 жыл бұрын
He’s heading to a school...
@kindbud5 жыл бұрын
remember when Sam had the even smaller econo car during the winter of 2017
@Yanchea5 жыл бұрын
this is the longest line for a mcdonalds drive thru ive ever seen
@kabutoyakushi66185 жыл бұрын
Leasing cars are the most expensive and absolute worst way to operate a motor vehicle.
@kabutoyakushi66185 жыл бұрын
@Phil 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I see what you did there 😁
@user-ue6iv2rd1n5 жыл бұрын
@Ongo Gablogian Impreza or soul destroying eco box, yeah hard choice.
@ImOnlySIeeping5 жыл бұрын
depends how many shift knobs you run through per year
@doncornetto5 жыл бұрын
Thats 3k a year its not that bad taking into account that you dont have to pay insurance and repairs (unless you break it yourself)
@ckclz5 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroOdyssey Leasing is good if you have your own business that requires a car...
@Farmer_Rick_Ross5 жыл бұрын
8 minutes for a Diet Coke
@s4yanora4 жыл бұрын
Made from scratch.
@duke32504 жыл бұрын
ah cheese dude alls i got is 3 minutes
@franzhaas68895 жыл бұрын
THEN EL PASO HAPPENED.
@surge93085 жыл бұрын
@Jesus is Dog : yikes sweaty
@Erivyn5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is Dog : 5’10 beta cuck
@Stooch Жыл бұрын
lmao bill gates calls flipping burgers opportunity meanwhile his parents paid for him to go to one of the most expensive schools
@Markizas.Karabasas5 жыл бұрын
Bless up lil fecalpost keep supplying us wit that stolen content
@Lil.Grandpa5 жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde steals my money. It’s like I’m getting phat returns.
@lolomicardoso37445 жыл бұрын
The Dude 5$..... a month
@nuts_fattening5 жыл бұрын
he not stealing bro he works for gumroad...
@jimbosr.77775 жыл бұрын
consider it free advertisement....
@westy2295 жыл бұрын
Bro i ordered an Epstein camo shirt at the beginning of August. It's September I'll fucking light something on fire if i don't get my $ 50 shirt
@brando8475 жыл бұрын
02:48 makes a dent in the ceiling lol
@curtisw02345 жыл бұрын
It's ok the car is such a beater the dealership wouldn't even notice, pretty sure he was feeling around for a screw or something so he wouldn't fuck up his hand LMAO
@StrangeQuark5 жыл бұрын
hes like "fuck thats coming out of my lease"
@Profile.43 жыл бұрын
Ah geez
@bryansansone3301 Жыл бұрын
Everything I purchased during and immediately after 2020's "not rigged" election has saved my family thousands and thousands of dollars.
@conorallen1005 жыл бұрын
Sold his Impreza wagon wtf
@klightning11153 жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde videos are a form of therapy for me
@cessatiolux62505 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing. Sam Hyde best.
@pazu_5135 жыл бұрын
Buying in bulk works on runescape
@iLSWx5 жыл бұрын
Sams making a lotta sense lately
@user74673 жыл бұрын
There is something about his fits of rage and anger that is cathartic and somehow entertaining yet menacing.
@joserogan77945 жыл бұрын
Sam looks like a wrestler
@Stephen-uz8dm4 жыл бұрын
Israel means one who wrestles with God
@LordsofMedia3 жыл бұрын
Name one wrestler that looks like him.
@Profile.43 жыл бұрын
@@LordsofMedia Triple H
@LordsofMedia3 жыл бұрын
@@Profile.4 I apologize. I was wrong.
@antonelloguadambino79744 жыл бұрын
Toyota Primus comes with a little chinese playing piano. Good
I listened to mark cuban and lined my walls with toilet paper then everything burned to the ground and now not even the tissues I bought in bulk can stop my crying
@hazrhyryan36244 жыл бұрын
i lose my shit every time he's lining up a punch to the roof, LMAO
@carmineapplesauce73244 жыл бұрын
Getting some real nice MGS2 vibes. Maybe it's the night-o-vision and the piano.
@augpwnsu5 жыл бұрын
Sam you look like you’re glowing
@supremeenochian4884 жыл бұрын
CIA
@Stephen-uz8dm4 жыл бұрын
"mind control slave potion"
@chrisbilling3 жыл бұрын
I started buying in bulk and flipping burgers at mcdonalds. I'm now a billionaire
@drippinwet7745 жыл бұрын
NOW thats what I Call Driving while Filming Yourself Vol. 5!
@Blaze9364 жыл бұрын
I used to drive a Prius. Great gas mileage. That's about it. Felt like I was driving in a plastic bubble.
@knuckelsknowsdawea Жыл бұрын
00:34 that uppercut was personel.
@nailujdnomaid90765 жыл бұрын
It's strange, there's a subtle shift in his style, his jokes are getting more conventional. He is no longer directing his ire at all forms of intelligible activity, and seems to be shifting towards a more step-by-step and straightforward approach to his art (perhaps even to life?).
@xull61565 жыл бұрын
nailuj dnomaid woah very cool man
@iHappyVideo5 жыл бұрын
Wow you sound so pretentious dude you really should delete this
@nailujdnomaid90765 жыл бұрын
@@iHappyVideo what do you mix, music? drinks?
@rangeelashah99315 жыл бұрын
nah dude, he's just pissed
@iHappyVideo5 жыл бұрын
Albert Weinstien I was talking about the original poster of the comment obviously
@SpaceShank4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why Sam freaking out is so damn funny, but it is.
@Clarence.Boddicker4 жыл бұрын
I can think of 6,000,000 reasons of why this is fucking awesome!
@snekjek4 жыл бұрын
i skipped 10 seconds and i hear "liquid vat of cancer" sam hyde never ceases to impress
@SomeOneWasOnceHere Жыл бұрын
I love how everytime he punches the car he makes sure that there is no blatantly noticable damage
@WiscoDrinks Жыл бұрын
"Yo can I get just a large diet coke?" Woah He's just like my mom (And me)
@lukepowers94725 жыл бұрын
1998-2004 Lexus es300 is the greatest used vehicle you can buy
@lukepowers94725 жыл бұрын
r3x Adria LoL. It’s true though..
@trihardcx67434 жыл бұрын
2002-2004 Porsche 911 is better.
@DeOnlyBobblehead4 жыл бұрын
fit for the 7 feet average american consumer.
@lseul88125 жыл бұрын
When r u going on the h3 podcast
@mightywhitey59745 жыл бұрын
@clanksshekels3 жыл бұрын
I bet Bill Gates was programming microsoft when he worked at Macdonalds
@kev83703 жыл бұрын
Lmao at him randomly punching the roof
@wompstopm1234 жыл бұрын
sam could probably flip that car over and roll it around like a paper towel roll
@benni_boi5 жыл бұрын
if you're looking at a 996 and it had the intermediate shaft bearing replaced why not pull the trigger? yea the wipers dont shake the car but hey the ISB is taken care of
@trihardcx67435 жыл бұрын
Any 996 offers great value. Imagine buying a Prius instead. No wonder he shot up all those schools.
@user-73a4 жыл бұрын
ahaa! a hummer gets 5 miles to the gallon but not if you have flat tires from hitting school-zone demolition derby
@timj46015 жыл бұрын
I love how much Sam hates shitty cars
@UraniumFever883 жыл бұрын
6:51 and on is pure gold
@marktime53174 жыл бұрын
The problem with buying beaters is they’re ticking time bombs
@1man1comment634 жыл бұрын
no wonder he's pissed off.. he's waiting for a diet coke for 20 minutes.
@FreeggNinja36184 жыл бұрын
you are a legitimately funny dude
@zackkorth2410 Жыл бұрын
sam hyde is who i would be if i was fat with a rich father
@valentinkragelj72165 жыл бұрын
Imagine taking any advice from Sam Hyde
@supremeenochian4884 жыл бұрын
Imagine not. Shit Lord
@MS-pe2vt4 жыл бұрын
he actually unironically gives some good life advice
@someotherguy432 жыл бұрын
“Lemme get this mind control slave potion”
@eternaloutlaw26345 жыл бұрын
He sold a impreza for 3000 wtf
@MrFunkhauser4 жыл бұрын
I want to see him rage over auto-wipers the most bestest engineering ever
@cigkid57675 жыл бұрын
"buy in bulk" LOL
@blumbtumb74044 жыл бұрын
I wish Sam would work as a cab driver, it be awesome
@Mrcoconutgun2 жыл бұрын
HGH kicking in
@StoneStraiff2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a legend
@Will-hc4xv5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the definition on ergonomics.
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis7 ай бұрын
MDE dark ages
@Th-tg4zm2 ай бұрын
Was a fun era tbh
@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis2 ай бұрын
@@Th-tg4zm unless you’re Sam
@glockwidstik3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely no one better
@garymericano3 жыл бұрын
You know, your parents used to have a word for still being on the silver standard: they called it opportunity!
@tonegoober5 жыл бұрын
Angry fash man almost developing class consciousness 👀
@hwdhwd41795 жыл бұрын
M found the cringe fart chapoid
@tonegoober5 жыл бұрын
@@hwdhwd4179 not sure what those words are but good for you friendo
@lucasnadamas93172 жыл бұрын
Bash the fash!
@Kozm0h5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I've watched this at least a dozen fuckin' times now, and it has me thinking... Perhaps he was speaking subversively when he'd mentioned "Cosco" (a fucking super market?), and what he was actually referring to was the stock markets. Buy in bulk to beat inflation, then sell at the most opportunistic of times. I'm not exactly experienced with the markets, so I wouldn't fuckin' know lol, but maybe that's what he'd meant. Learn the market, take all of our savings and buy in bulk, then sell at right moment. Thoughts, anyone? Good shit, Hyde! You're an absolute madlad!
@StrangeQuark5 жыл бұрын
he was driving chevy tahoes when he had that world peace gig
@squiddle51933 жыл бұрын
Love those human shaped seats.
@LaurensSecretAdmirer4 жыл бұрын
EPSTEIN didn't kill himself
@wilmerfudd41334 жыл бұрын
Sam is 6’4 poor guy
@18yearoldconservativefromc604 жыл бұрын
He’s 5’7 tops
@bigj35084 жыл бұрын
5:32 So what shall it be Sam? Do you join the unity, or do you die here?
@itsasecret26484 жыл бұрын
>bit coin >being upside down on you car
@folonrng4 жыл бұрын
i love this asmr channel
@jerichosamurai4 жыл бұрын
I love the way Sam is eternally pissed the fuck off.
@twiiggyy65974 жыл бұрын
jesus fuck sam has me fucking rolling sometimes
@Nomnomnomiana4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit man, This Is a Jazz Space is freaking awesome!
@Gunzee4 жыл бұрын
I think he actually did a little hurtie with that last Upper punch, 0:35 2:00, I had a '96 C class, lovely car. But I'll confirm there was a shake with the wiper on full. Think of a soy boy trying to shake your car. Yeah it was just noticeable. The mk 2 also has the same feeling. Not sure about the mk 3 never drove one.
@BlackC134 жыл бұрын
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES SAM HYDE!
@camelcats52804 жыл бұрын
SLIM RXVPXR cringe
@cooljunkproductions Жыл бұрын
did he really find the cheapest car and lease it rather than just buy it? that has to be a joke lmao
@Fuckitheclown64 жыл бұрын
I like it when he punches it
@robfox61034 жыл бұрын
that background music speaks to my soul tho
@lincolnisadoro65172 жыл бұрын
this guy is so motivating
@urmomismexican5 жыл бұрын
i love you sam hyde!
@landorizz17674 жыл бұрын
Sam needs to remember that he is 3x times the size now than he was when he first got the car lmao