Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort On Dating ASIAN Chicks And The Problem With NASTY Jock Girls

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[@PeenWienerstien]

The libertarian guys with asian wives are so fucking funny you can see them a mile away.

[@JK.BOWLING]

I had to google Dave Smith's wife

[@Will-uv9kx]

>see them a mile away Yeah they are pretty fat

[@LimoneneDaddy]

Dudes that are legit married to foreign ass Asian girls is funny as shit regardless.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

​@@LimoneneDaddythey have sheenies loving in their skulls. Sad!

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

The best way

[@pablowentscobar]

"Racoons don't f*ck skunks" is one of the most brilliant things I've heard. Old man logic is rad.

[@steviechampagne]

my dad was 80 years old and from ukraine and i would always tease him by saying i’m gonna marry a black chick and he would laugh and laugh because that’s such a ridiculous idea😂😂😂

[@SomeOrdinaryGooners]

It’s Adam Friedland

[@MJQEMUSIC]

Nah,, it's dracula. That guy is a menace

[@buttole]

it sounded like he said ben

[@kukuyeah]

Shane Gillis

[@armogazpacho5295]

Jet Neptune

[@Macbookpro19991]

My uncle was a cop with raging yellow fever. He had a circulation of at least 3 women that were his "girlfriends". When I went to family gatherings I always saw a new one. I dont know how he balanced 3-4 chinese women without them knowing he was cheating.

[@bigben42]

The Huberman protocol

[@kobold7466]

he had a harem and they would draw straws on who had to go to the annoying and obnoxious family gathering

[@kobold7466]

@@gezenews i mean yea it depends on the family but i know most women usually hate their husbands/bfs family

[@dceased223]

They're all dumb and look alike, probably thought they were clones.

[@holdenmagroin1181]

How could you tell It wasnt the same one

[@bebopcola4643]

I think it’d be really funny if they had the mixed race relationship discussion around Charls

[@nonameaccount7773]

Middle Eastern like Effina is different.

[@heckedge]

i always thought charles would be against it idk

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@nonameaccount7773 It absolutely is not

[@degayify]

@@nonameaccount7773 It's not lmao

[@Bigdingdongslap]

A lot of middle easterners consider themselves White and have varied amounts of Caucasian. His wife also used to photoshop her pictures to look more European.

[@Sage-308]

Fat girl clean car is Tim Dillon wisdom

[@Againnuendo]

you beat me to it

[@richardsteiner45]

Stop giving fat gay men a voice in your head

[@kidsonblackops]

Wife material if she’s not too fat

[@jaymatthews9324]

I'm with Nick. I love super pale white chicks, especially with that celtic, red-brown hair

[@glof2553]

pawg nationalism

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

They get fat

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Pale is supreme.

[@shawnmendrek3544]

@@glof2553 lmfao

[@deeznutz8320]

Brunettes for me

[@Wehndigo]

How funny would it be if when nick whispered to Sam who is addicted to Asian chicks he said jet lmaoo

[@Redmanfms]

Jet likes men.

[@LJGator808]

Hmm I wonder if Nick is going to bring up being a car salesman

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

Mercedes bro

[@gezenews]

Oh my god if you know a puerto rican brick layer you know when they walk up they're getting a blue and white Ponce de Leon, 4wd with the back right tire white wall tire. If we didn't have one of those on the lot my boss would literally squeal into the pit and tear us a new one. They love that Mr Worldwide style and you can't turn em away.

[@Syzygy77]

😂

[@realBarronTrump]

@@Mr_Sh1tcoin Duke...Private School....

[@Yes-Yes1]

These two have the best conversational chemistry. Love them

[@gregtederd5452]

Tren makes you ultra sensitive to rival male pheromones

[@shrimpson123]

fruitcake comment

[@mattheww9763]

Bro what does that have to do with this video and what are you getting at? Not coming at you just genuinely curious

[@s1ckboirari]

women think Febreze fixes everything like they'll hit a brown watered bong 5 times before you can go out to eat and then spary themselves with like Hello Kitty spray even tho they're over 20.. sht is nasty

[@SnowyKnowl]

You all know how she got a hemorrhoid…

[@2stroke438]

Teenage pregnancy?

[@crud420]

poopin up a storm

[@carbq5280]

Getting railed in the ass

[@GhostofTradition]

Eating too much rice will cause constipation

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Maybe she just scratches and sniffs too much.

[@StockMarketsEvil]

Glad he got his voice back!

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Muhammad Ali was also so right with "Thank God my granddaddy got on that boat."

[@deeznutz8320]

He was also so right when it came to mixing Yet half of his daughters are dating Jews lol

[@gangstaelegantproductions2780]

Lmao my ex girlfriend was pretty hot and her roommate was even hotter but i remember the nighmarish experience that was trying to sleep their apartment with a cat shitting all over the apartment and a (not even broken) clogged food processor that they left for weeks because they couldnt be bothered to fix so it smelled like straight fucking sulfur

[@scubadawg1555]

that'll make ya hard!

[@themysticfedora]

okay

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

This is typical young North American girl shit. Especially the dog/cat shitting everywhere

[@EmperorHerpes]

​@@themysticfedora*tell *us *your *disgusting *hot *girl *story. OH WAIT

[@hdnw7537]

​@@themysticfedorawomen have no idea how gross they are. My buddys wife would get fries and a cup of nacho cheese from steak n shake and literally dip all 4 fingers up to the 2nd knuckle into the cheese. Then lick her fingers and do it again. I know others that would keep dirty plates from past meals with food still left on them in their rooms, often under their beds for weeks.

[@joshuabrant7689]

Sam loves to give people relationship advice despite being the male version of a cat lady

[@Rher_the_Moon]

It's true, it's way better for a white girl to be weird but smart than to be hot and dating 'football players'.

[@LabiaLicker]

yup

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

Only known one that fits that description. Sorry broads that engage in beastiality isn't an archetype I'm familiar with

[@deedee78fly]

The factory where I work had a pretty small septic tank for the toilet and the boss was too cheap to get a truck to come and pump it out, so when it was full they would run a pipe out of it and pump it across the yard and onto the ground near the railway tracks. One day someone accidentally hit the wrong switch inside and turned on the pump without the hose connected to the other side of the pump and it pumped out the whole tank onto the ground outside the shed where we have smoko. The boss had clients coming to look at a job so he got someone to go and buy a whole box of glen 20 and spray it everywhere then we hooked up all the fans at the door just blowing the stink away.

[@jellophant9716]

Which dump of an island are you from bro? Jesus

[@M.TTT.]

lmfao

[@real1mem3s]

There's a huge difference between western asians and actual asians.

[@ashgonza92]

Yea who cares

[@real1mem3s]

​@@ashgonza92Me and every yellow fever having Chad. Western Asians are all the worst parts of being asian and white girl feminist mixed together. Not a single redeeming quality in them.

[@JoboHompkins]

All yellow to me.

[@GalacticEgg]

yeah the western ones all sound like they have permanent clogged sinuses and the others date for money with almost no exception

[@kayalogue]

0:42 Sam brought his Asian laugh today

[@Fizzie_pops]

Cool asian band chicks !

[@maikeru01]

PSA: I am home recovering from hemorrhoid surgery right now. It is a fucking nightmare. What causes them is sitting on the bowl too long. Have a timer, get up after 2 minutes. Heed my warning or suffer my fate.

[@sentaveliki425]

Tnx for making me feel better 👍

[@WantedArgonianMale]

Also don't push just let it go at its own pace. Hope you feel better

[@maikeru01]

@@WantedArgonianMale I'm good now m8, by week 3 I was out of the woods.

[@skupire6547]

Sam really got it out for any kind of scent that isnt natural lol

[@pablowentscobar]

I'm right there with him. Floral scent air fresheners trigger some sort of primal rage in me. Girlfriends putting on perfume in the morning triggers the same rage.

[@judithbreastsler]

like napolean

[@dsprocks]

Yeah because that chemical crap is nasty and that's your body telling you that garbage is bad and to not be around it like you should listen when your body tells you things like that. I use organic bar soap and I can't stand the nasty liquid detergent crap they have the audacity to call soap.

[@trx-hz3lh]

He’s pretty autistic about it but I understand. A bunch of febreze covering up a bad smell is awful. Same with girls taking some $10 bath and bodyworks “body spray” that smells like a fart and spraying themselves 30 times

[@kobold7466]

i think he said he gets some kind of fucked up allergic reaction to artificial fresheners which i don't doubt considering how many carcinogens are probably in them.

[@enochianwolf]

Had a hapa korean cheerleader gf for 11 months in hs, and a vietnamese girl for 6 months when i was 18. Both were american but somehow better gf than the white girls ive dated. More giving, more intelligent but also more humble, less lying and drama. No competition

[@stevebrule6046]

u forgot to mention the fact they were 300 lb

[@enochianwolf]

@stevebrule6046 nah sorry they were both thin, the korean was incredibly stacked too. I was very lucky

[@2stroke438]

You're a cigarette lmao

[@enochianwolf]

@@2stroke438 is that because a cigarette is yellow and white and the white side burns up? Clever

[@johnmishell234]

There must be a reason why both relationships didn't even last a full year

[@samanthahydeker7914]

9:50 That bit is from Tim Dillon types of people in high school

[@LargeFarva125]

Gonna see this on another channel tomorrow...

[@Teabonesteak]

Probably Dollar Stream eh?

[@TheFatController.]

I had a GF from Hong Kong for 7 years, she was the most feminine, kind woman I've ever been with.. there was zero "Asian mum scalding", compared to bitter, man hating white girls it was a good experience all round.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

Still wrong

[@rhett3185]

Yeah bro, you’re supposed to endure the white girl hating on you and generally being inferior as a gf because ‘bloodlines’ or something that none of these guys actually know anything about.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

​@@rhett3185 LOL

[@GalacticEgg]

wow sounds amazing....so what happened

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

​@@drinkinouttacups2665 you can get with these Blacked Raw white women. 🤢 Leave the rest of us out of it

[@GalacticEgg]

No affliction worse than yerrow fever. story time. my ex's dad was white and mom was Filipina. Dad had been divorced three times, all Filipinas. First one brought her whole family over and disappeared. Second tried to run him over with a car then took everything in divorce court somehow. Third one is a psycho as well but he moved her to his hometown of 50 people so she's too dependent to unleash full crazy. know another guy who has married seven different Asian women. very successful ex [big audio company] exec, plus inherited a house in Irvine CA etc anyway he loses his shirt every time because these women have all put him through court or absconded, his wealth is basically decimated at this point, he had to move to West Viriginia whole family hates him, half asian son is no contact, totally blew it.

[@TehPrawntier]

Real Asian women from Asia aren’t a good choice for those unable or unwilling to properly train them. Just like how some dog breeds aren’t good for some people because they don’t have the skill or desire to train them, but others take pride in having a well trained example of the breed.

[@Againnuendo]

at 10:00 i think chris is thinking about Tim Dillons “types of people in highschool” rant

[@bruhdon4748]

The difference between western Asian women and eastern Asian women is like night and day.

[@LimoneneDaddy]

I wonder why. Maybe it's because the "eastern" ones are legitimately born in Asia lol

[@bruhdon4748]

@@LimoneneDaddy the western Asian women are always super slutty & gross, it’s like soon as they get away from their culture they just do a 180, it’s wild

[@seanflynn781]

I fuckin' loved this Polish girl so much. So glad I got to post on this before it's old

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

And we're all the better for it. Love this comment

[@enochianwolf]

​@roarbertbearatheon8565 and I'm proud to be a part of this thread. Thanks guys

[@glof2553]

7:15 Sam is correct... and all these girls had the same tapestry hung up (it had like a vaguely psychedelic circle pattern, if you know you know)

[@bigol9223]

Mandala

[@SeanTHATGUY]

i dated an asian girl and I noticed she had a hemorrhoid and I said "wtf is that" and it essentially ended the relationship

[@sentaveliki425]

I have a tiny hemo but thankfully im hairy as a neadrathal cavemen so my ass is like bush from mordor

[@LimoneneDaddy]

You mean you didn't have her rimming you all the time from the start and therefore would have noticed immediately and you could have informed her how to work around it? If you just don't touch it itl be fine

[@sentaveliki425]

@@LimoneneDaddy you are a mentally ill individual

[@CommanderK15]

The delicios tacos reference is a welcome surprise

[@mightymoeish]

Passport Bros will nuke their bloodline and people, instead of looksmaxxing and learning about women. Sad!

[@AncientLiteratureReview]

and perform for who? some blue haired yuppy chick who happens to be the same race? Bloodline, what are we racehorses?

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@AncientLiteratureReview JEW

[@Jarl_egbert]

Learning about women, yes. No to ANY kind of maxxing…

[@rhett3185]

The Western woman made her choice. It’s not about nuking your bloodline, it’s about going where you’re loved, instead of hated.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@rhett3185 outing yourself as a scrub doesn't negate the fact you're a traitor to your race.

[@crud420]

the most oriental i ever got was balkan

[@deeznutz8320]

Balkan chicks rule, Latvians Slovenians Serbians are great

[@kevinmcmillin870]

I’m a 23 year old white guy married to a 40 year old Chinese woman. Ask me anything

[@kobold7466]

howd you meet her and does she peg you?

[@hydroxide5507]

why

[@kevinmcmillin870]

@@hydroxide5507 She’s trad, but it comes at a cost- I have had to eat donkey meat, pig and bird brains, snails, and bird mucus soup. I think next up is actually dog

[@gezenews]

@@kevinmcmillin870 Next up is your manhood and when you finish that meal off to geisha school.

[@kevinmcmillin870]

@@gezenews I wouldn’t be surprised. I would consider that more of a small snack than an actual meal though

[@rickyrich8246]

Btw its adam friedland

[@SaginawCareerComplex]

This made me look up the one Japanese-American girl I hooked up with. She has a doctorate now, good for her.

[@illprecipitation7684]

My old lady is half Scottish half Scandinavian, doesn’t get much paler than that

[@WendyCornrows]

The milk of magnesia looks like letty

[@DillPickles456]

@ 9:45 Chris is bringing up Tim Dillon's point of be a "fat girl with a clean car", from his podcast episode about being a "type of person" in highschool (that's where I first heard it at least, episode 163). Chris just mixed up two fat dudes... he works with one of them, and met the other one already?

[@MrSh4des]

It's insane how similar nick and Charles speech patterns are.

[@PikUpYourPantsPatrol]

I don't get yellow fever. I like the white girls and the latinas the most.

[@drewp.wracke4506]

I like PAWG girls more better. Josh Hendersons the name.

[@oboroth51]

Latinas are the worst

[@jonahs4819]

I can attest to the athlete chicks being wild. In my fraternity in college we would do socials/mixers with all of the different sororities and women’s teams/clubs/whatever. Usually at a bar then finishing up at one of our annex houses for the afterparty. By far the WORST in terms of nastiness and disrespect of their environment were the sports girls. I remember the soccer team and the gymnastics teams specifically were ridiculous. We had a serial shitter from the gymnastics team who literally sprayed liquid shit in the upstairs bathroom all over the shampoo bottles etc. Probably as some sort of messed up “prank”. Either that or she had some sort of undiagnosed poop problem lol. We never found out who it was but she did it twice within the 4 years I was there. They also tried to steal cases of beer from us one time. Oh and in general drunk women love to steal shit from rooms so you must lock your bedroom door. Waltzed into my room one night and they stole my favorite movie poster.

[@krashdummiez007]

The most bottom tier Casey Neistat looking white guy can bag the most beautiful top tier Asian woman

[@leviathan4971]

RIP Robert Pattinson & FKA Twigs

[@IndepenisDay]

Bros girl is a 10

[@leviathan4971]

@@IndepenisDay youre talking about Suki Waterhouse right? i'd agree

[@AckzaTV]

i love the anger in Nick's voice when he says "GOLF MAN"

[@smileydog5941]

By jock girls do they mean athletic Britney Gryner types or teeny blonde volleyball girls?

[@NoWay-kb3tk]

Softball bulimic lesbians

[@Uncle_Ruckus_]

Brittany Griner is a man. There's a video of him shirtless in a pool party. Those were pecs not boobs. Dude is literally a Juwanna Man

[@thescientistsalarian2441]

They're both disgusting.

[@Saku19]

Big boob tomboy girls that play volleyball.

[@johndiddilyjoe6258]

Volleyball girls? Thats like calling a cheerleader a jock. I was thinking more Field Hockey turf munchers

[@whereliyd429]

i feel personally attacked

[@judithbreastsler]

How long ha Sam been waiting to start his cut lol

[@J.13333]

8:30 -8:40 almost died choking on my food

[@LazyRare]

9:50 that's from Tim Dillon

[@SeppukuAddict]

2:16 - 2:18 perfect comedic silence

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

This comming from a guy who left a bag of milk in the sink to rot and then pissed on it 😂

[@LoafingMushroom]

Chris has been watching too much Tim Dillon

[@truwu8177]

6:20 Nick right about everything per usual

[@Birdsofparadiselost]

What do you mean I shouldn’t spray my body with forever chemicals?!?

[@intencityfan]

Had Asian fever, went to Korea, was cured once I reality sank in. Ended up marrying one, but super Christian up brining. Truly it's the foundation of people, not their skin colour. Except for you know whos.

[@WarBrah]

They’re for low status or religiously devout white men.

[@Saku19]

Christ is King.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

"I'm the good kind of muttmaker I swear!" BROKEN BRANCH ANCESTOR CRY

[@TA-by9wv]

RIP if you have a son

[@TA-by9wv]

​@@Saku19No one who says this prefers to live in Christian countries like the Congo or Haiti over more secular ones like Denmark or Norway. Why do you think that is?

[@ChrisMusson-kv8ph]

The basketball American community hates snow bunnies.

[@Rafagafanhotobra]

Delicious Tacos is a king

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

I had a similar experience with the Asians. I tried again just incase. it was whack.

[@Miles-Vincent]

Sammy describing himself here lmao

[@cole8834]

a lot of comments already which amount to "MY anecdote proves theirs WRONG!!!!!!"

[@zackmatulis4094]

This IS dope! I AM white!

[@ryandunn2806]

Yo where is the clip of Nick talking about flying a plane for like 200 bucks back when he was in his 20s. It’s an old clip

[@dawi]

This is my first time seeing these two together, theyre such a dynamic duo 😅

[@Sbreslin59-js2zz]

Sam has gotten a lot more chill

[@RCCarDude]

Never got with a jock girl at all, and those are who I'm most attracted to, so this is all hard to hear.

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

Adam Friedland

[@obieprod2848]

Could you please put the episode number in the descriptions so we can find the full episode on the gumroad?

[@tylerm2703]

Oh that’s why he doesn’t like Boston I get it now

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

Irish girls with dirty blonde hair is pretty much 10/10 pawg I'm glad I got one

[@RAtMW88]

Out group is for conquest. In group is for progeny. 😉

[@GalacticEgg]

retarded & cope

[@Terraceview]

I wish I had so much time to gossip.

[@deeznutz8320]

If you get paid for it hell yeah

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Nick is right. Pale, uh Irish, that stuff is irrelevant. Just be sane haha. Butt doesn't matter or breasts(for me). Could be a cup could be g if they exist. Not really picky in that aspect. Or weight too much. Just not 400 pounds? I doubt our dimensions would co-exist. Though if I was married and she had medical problems, sure. I get it. I was with a gal who was 270 and it was fine. No problems. Though you can always make it work in other ways. Typically hemorrhoids can be cured with mustard seeds, works for me, though if I strain(ADHD impulsiveness) or get too dehydrated with no fiber, no coffee, yea hemorrhoids. Gotten them about 5+ times, a nurse said "are you a homosexual", I laughed so hard.

[@rootmebb]

WHO!?

[@walmart_ar1567]

how come these 40 year old men are talking about 18 year old girls

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

Because women over 26 stink

[@oboroth51]

Because men will always prefer young women

[@walmart_ar1567]

@@oboroth51 so

[@josedorsaith5261]

@@walmart_ar1567 How's the weather in tel aviv?

[@walmart_ar1567]

@@josedorsaith5261 fucking hot

[@nomoremaybes]

I have the fever and I love it.

[@wigger56]

No views how sad

[@popohater88]

sam and nick fell off

[@d.akhtar9080]

Let’s change that 😊

[@SootyPhoenix]

Löl.

[@444-w8k]

why sam hyde never talks about BAP? he knows all the guys in that sphere

[@bigol9223]

For what purpose

[@444-w8k]

@@bigol9223 curious if they ever made contact

[@IndepenisDay]

Lol wheres this moraityl lesson about liking asians coming from?

[@AyrtonsLoafers]

HOPE SOLO 🤮