Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort on Maintaining Dominance With Fake Stories

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Ah Geez Dood

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@RogerTheil Ай бұрын

Nick's experience with dealing with annoying people is off the charts

@OffGridInvestor Ай бұрын

Part of working in a car dealership

@DanielHayes-p2u Ай бұрын

@@RogerTheil it's because he is projecting

@horseradishwithchives Ай бұрын

Remember folks, no one regrets not taking it, and the cool thing about not taking it is not getting myocarditis, pericarditis, mitral regurgitation, tachycardia, atrial fibrillation, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, micro blood clotting, severe tinnitus, neurological disease, loss of hearing, vestibular neuritis, extreme fatigue & exhaustion, anaphylaxis, guillain barre syndrome, bell’s palsy, cranial nerve palsy, loss of vision, dysgeusia, paralysis, transverse myelitis, strokes, pulmonary embolism, stillbirth & miscarriage, hyperprogressive disease, aneurysms, etc,. etc,.

@Nick_ETH Ай бұрын

Lost a job, kept muh dignity and life. Fuck Canada

@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry Ай бұрын

Yea I get that but like, the hook nose said to... Are you scared of science bruv? Smfh

@Julian-wk1uq Ай бұрын

Source?

@sewersideproductions2606 Ай бұрын

@@Julian-wk1uqYour eyeballs.

@MrAngusyoungistheman Ай бұрын

You're already eating significantly more poisonous compounds in the food from the grocery store. Meaning, as of this year and progressively more and more by the month. Not taking the shot isnt good enough anymore, now you need to grow your own food. You ready?

@Alex-tx6by Ай бұрын

Dated a girl who made her diabetes like 80% of her personality. It's was brutal. The sex was great but from day one until we split she wouldn't stop going on about how she's always on the verge of dying. Ordered delivery daily, would never workout. That impression Rochtfort did, found myself imagining hearing that every day for the rest of my life and had to bail

@orpheusP Ай бұрын

Good on you.

@MyNameJeff.. Ай бұрын

She’s like the female Scott Malkinson

@OffGridInvestor Ай бұрын

Should've said "well if you're going to die, you'd better fuck me like this is your last time!"

@gangstaelegantproductions2780 Ай бұрын

She sounds lovely

@velvetinedrapes4359 Ай бұрын

did you bite her big belly? Like the sugar sweat? Hmmmm???

@Swifty-Kommando Ай бұрын

Wow I've seen this at least twice. Good work.

@pearz420 Ай бұрын

Maintaining dominance with a brain-dead story is some psychic vampire shit.

@d.akhtar9080 Ай бұрын

I hope my brain can get to the level of nick on the spot story telling

@SirWetBiscuit Ай бұрын

Just go outside. That's it

@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88 Ай бұрын

I have started working tirelessly to mimic him. I take videos where he talks characteristically and I transcribe them. I then play the video over and over and try to match the way he says it. I then take out the audio and work to dub it until it sounds like it's Nick talking in a (me) accent. I'm getting the cadence down and the more I listen to him speak the more patterns I can replicate.

@bobbybilly-xn4ch Ай бұрын

Lol. Ok @@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88

@bobbybilly-xn4ch Ай бұрын

You can't. Its God given talent!

@bug______ Ай бұрын

@@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88 i bet you get so much pussy

@Cronama Ай бұрын

Nicks fucking logistics ramblings are peak

@maxmotors9497 Ай бұрын

I’m glad that Sam is a massive troll who knows where to call it. Rolling coal is for silly Billy’s.

@ClickingAround Ай бұрын

Anyone can roll coal making it not cool.

@hisgreasiness Ай бұрын

Pro tip: Want to lose people quickly? Go straight into a sales pitch for supplemental insurance.

@Glutahhn Ай бұрын

I'm out on a mountain ...in my van,I've been out here for a month....my days consist of start with stretches and pushups dips situps ....then I cut wood enough for a day and night a big hot breakfast ...then I go into town for provisions arrows traps food fire I'm saving money as I don't have to pay rent littice ... ....I have rain water tank ....it's property that my friend at church dosent use it's just a shed with electricity I have my wood stoves and plenty of wood ...I hunt when I need and I regularly check my traps and set them

@supamalleo64 Ай бұрын

Why u have boobs

@nicholasrodgers9911 Ай бұрын

“Died of gun” is fucking hilarious

@Romantictouch-x7v Ай бұрын

Holy shit nick is so fucking funny

@OnDutyHighlights Ай бұрын

Holy shit you're so fucking hot

@joshjohnson3938 Ай бұрын

All my buddies who are car enthusiasts go absolutely berserk over a well maintained stock 2nd gen Cummins with regular tires

@esdeozzy Ай бұрын

Stock and babied is always best.

@UtubeH8tr Ай бұрын

Maybe they shouldn't drive like f /\ 96

@pearz420 Ай бұрын

@@UtubeH8tr looks like a little road

@Hellbeckons Ай бұрын

I died if gun

@UtubeH8tr Ай бұрын

How fast was shot?

@SonUvSolarus69 Ай бұрын

@@UtubeH8tr bang

@cyanrazorCel Ай бұрын

That guy with the bat is based.

@BasicUniversalEconomics Ай бұрын

Chuck would never be so careless with a firearm. He is a trained navy seal

@JustRideTheVibe Ай бұрын

Sam and Nick are always writing the best sketches, without even trying. The scenarios are always on-point somehow too.

@dbblues.9168 Ай бұрын

3:40 😂 Nick nailed it. I've known at least 2 diabetes like this.

@D2017_ Ай бұрын

Aww, I love little marty the seal.

@Balonishell Ай бұрын

Nick maintaining dominance is glorious

@asdf-oq4zr Ай бұрын

I don't believe a pudgy 40 yr old man who still wears obscure graphic tees and oversized beanies is capable of "dominating" anyone

@ROMANS3-25KJV Ай бұрын

Only Jesus saves from hell. The Lord Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again the third day (1 Corinthians 15:1-4 KJV). Jesus shed His blood for our sins (Ephesians 1:7 KJV). Getting water baptized DOESN'T save us (1 Corinthians 1:17 KJV). We are saved by grace through faith, not our works (Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV).

@aresjerry Ай бұрын

Please respond

@petersullivan1327 Ай бұрын

Okay but this message won’t be received by the average Joe since it’s nothing but Bible quotes out of context. You have to ease them in, plus have a more thorough understanding of theology

@aresjerry Ай бұрын

@@petersullivan1327 it's a bot dumbo

@ROMANS3-25KJV Ай бұрын

@@ribbitcroak"orthodoxy" is heretical

@ROMANS3-25KJV Ай бұрын

@@petersullivan1327it's everything people have to know to get saved.

@TheThriftShopSampler Ай бұрын

fell on

@FixedFace 22 күн бұрын

3:46 start kid

@vihodanyet Ай бұрын

Nick killing it on this one

@kondorf3009 Ай бұрын

To Roll Coal you just increase the flow from your fuel Injectors. All that black smoke is just Excess Fuel.

@William2Firearms Ай бұрын

9:14 Timmy Slops would be proud

@sukakozel734 Ай бұрын

another comfy and beardy millennial late 90's point of reference insight to the world. Makes me feel like their older brother.

@WyattEmge Ай бұрын

Wool socks kill

@michaelschmidt5179 Ай бұрын

Stories that never happened

@averagelibertyenjoyer3217 Ай бұрын

Pureblood bros ...we won!

@Ammotive28 Ай бұрын

You do it with massive over fuelling under boost. It’s stupid. Here in the UK, you see modified VWs & BM’s with the whole arse end covered in soot. It’s exceptionally gea

@Mr_Sh1tcoin Ай бұрын

I chipped it bruv

@young_herc Ай бұрын

I'm starting to think this Nick guy might have Type 2 Diabetes.

@chmandcrm Ай бұрын

nick carries so hard

@JohnDoe-z2r Ай бұрын

11:42

@RogerTheil Ай бұрын

Passing on the word

@MenAmongTheRuins77 Ай бұрын

Nick is so fuking funny

@will.davlin Ай бұрын

If you're feeling depressed try wearing wool socks to bed for much better sleep quality🟣🟧

@Teabonesteak Ай бұрын

How about a wool jumpsuit? What's good for the goose must be good for the gander right?

@tropicaljupiter Ай бұрын

@@Teabonesteakwhat is the gander

@wastar9202 Ай бұрын

Is it good to just wear no socks or is that bad

@ConnorDKimball Ай бұрын

What is this joke please help me I’m Californian

@nicky2coats Ай бұрын

@@tropicaljupiter your girl’s Johnson

@smussiejollett3193 Ай бұрын

Actually...ima say it totally on account of his cousin being gay.

@penvzila Ай бұрын

I love rolling coal but if you buy the ticket you have to take the ride.

@MarcheYT Ай бұрын

that shit is gay bro ngl

@druidbonez Ай бұрын

I might be autistic but idk what this mean in this instance

@JohnDoe-z2r Ай бұрын

@@druidbonez don't play with shit if you can't handle the smell

@pwnedeful Ай бұрын

I hate Alberta for this reason

@KnoxWheelerJr Ай бұрын

Are there redditors with trucks? Weird

@npc1172 Ай бұрын

Bro onows enough about diabetes to make that believable

@descentmvm Ай бұрын

1:34 i gotta disagree with nick on that stock modern diesels should not be stock they fucking kill themselves with the egr and they need to be deleted to breath. I do agree with tunes that just dump coal though shits kinda stupid. But stock egr in diesiels literally kill the engine the amount of carbon they build up over 3 years is insane. Delete the egr and dpf and get a good tune that doesnt roll coal and you are set.

@Joe-sg9ll Ай бұрын

Diesel in general are obnoxious. might make sense for industrial purposes but hearing that LOUD nonsense makes me REEEE. they have to leave it running, and will park next to an apt complex and just "IDLE" for an hour. I can't hear myself think over here

@velvetinedrapes4359 Ай бұрын

@@Joe-sg9ll sounds like you need a coal roller outside your apartment window

@drewk3646 Ай бұрын

How does Nick know the plight of diabetics?

@OffGridInvestor Ай бұрын

Get him to fundraise. But get the business cards done on ebay from china or mexico. So when it all falls to bits, it just makes him look like a fraudster.