Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort - Selling Cars [HW_e37]

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HydeWars
Episode 37 (HW_037 - Q-Anon Rat Heads)
Selling Cars
With
Sam Hyde
and
Nick Rochefort
More at:
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(includes HydeWars, Happy World Daddy, Theatre of the Aire, Ecstasy of Car, KSTV2)
Socials:
Sam: / new_engine
Nick: / nickrochefort
Me: / lil_shitpost

[@bepatientIhaveautism]

Imagine being a boomer dad looking to buy a sensible family car and you run into these two at the dealership

[@aLtee]

And leave with an s680

[@InVinoVeratas]

sounds like heaven.

[@mistermeatcake1785]

You might find yourself in the trunk of a car

[@Ericthefilo]

the fact that there was a period in time when a bunch of ppl looking to buy a toyota ran into Sam Hyde already cracks me up.

[@Dragon_McFluteface]

imagine taking a test drive with Sam

[@Avengerie]

It looks like an old high school friend comes to visit you, but you have a wife and kids and responsibilities now so you can't let him in and are forced to hang out on the porch and reminisce about the old days until your wife yells at you to come back inside to change the diaper.

[@adamboyle3331]

“My buddy is coming over to help me fix the car” Sit around in the garage, drink beer, and bullshit for four hours. Never even touch the car. Make sure you keep the hood popped if the wife comes out

[@johngage4042]

Avengerie at 21 married with 2 kids that hits me heavy😂

[@fartsneed9464]

@prinniesforeveryone hes got scores on the board. Pop some kids out, nerd.

[@johngage4042]

Anon Anon living my best life. Already got the wife kids and on the way to the house come spring

[@TheTheode]

John Gage That’s a risky life, but I can’t say it sounds worse than mine. Getting that whole heir and legacy tinge out of your psyche early might be a good thing. So long as you don’t settle in your aspirations and career to support it. You should be honourable to your kids, but no one should resolve to drudgery as a form of habitual support, sadly it’s the norm though .

[@RegularCars]

I love these dealership stories!

[@Jack-mv3sx]

RegularCars oh hey

[@titus4039]

It's great that mr regular watches sam hyde. You've got good taste.

[@spammy555]

Oh shit, RCR over here in the intellectual darkweb.

[@Cesification999]

I always knew RCR was based af

[@kingsnake545]

This is a surprise

[@thisistom876]

Poor Nick went out for a cigarette & you pull out a Full Cigar.

[@paulc9853]

Acid flex

[@Therealryuh20]

A fucking chapter from the Schwarzenegger hand book chief

[@MCLuviin]

Never Half ass

[@shielasimpleton7346]

Dan Quinn Cody cigar

[@Amlorian]

If it wasnt for Gilman and the rest he'd be smokin 3 at the same time

[@Theevil6ify]

Meanwhile Charls is selling Chinese fentanyl and assault rifles on the deep web.

[@bm-ok7sq]

@Christopher Marlowe Christopher, this is not a bait. This K-Blue guy is a fucking narc. I won't say shit about it, I love Chuck and don't want him to get in trouble.

[@bm-ok7sq]

@Christopher Marlowe Christopher, this is not a bait.

[@TheTheode]

b m underrated comment. His products are all that keep me going these days.

[@TheTheode]

prinniesforeveryone He was the least funny, but probably the most intelligent.

[@CJ-lr4uq]

Charls says some profoundly funny shit, it's just fewer and more far between.

[@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___]

Ncks car stories are so much better but u can tell he's being a good friend and just listening to Sams

[@EpicMrEric]

Yeah I'm sure they're acting %100 natural and true to their nature with the camera in their face.

[@Thematic2177]

I wonder if Nick ever talks about anything other than cars

[@Clowncentral101]

@@EpicMrEric they probably are for the most part it's basically a fucking vlog at this point and they do it all the time

[@Clowncentral101]

Seems like Nick always takes the lead when it's them and Sam kinda just listens

[@anthony7960]

One thing I literally just realized is that Nick has fun with his own stories instead of looking for validation. Something a lot of people could learn from

[@basedgod4233]

It's refreshing to see Sam being genuine and not act like a irl shitposter.

[@lordkuso2710]

Tybg

[@user-73a]

gg ez

[@thetexastickler5698]

I whole heartedly agree

[@thetexastickler5698]

@@lordkuso2710 what's tybg?

[@CloverPickingHarp]

@@thetexastickler5698 thank you big guy

[@jungy9001]

Nick looks like the type of guy that comes from a rich family but plays the hobo/poor man act

[@user-73a]

a lot of the "smart kids" try to fit in with the "cool kids" to help their self esteem and social status

[@hyperTorless]

Nick is terribly smart, it shows

[@truestory2990]

Well that's what he is, essentially

[@phuokyu6441]

FRIEND SIMULATOR LOL

[@o0julek0o]

Poopoopeepee

[@user-73a]

*LOL*

[@thaksjtube]

cool funny people like sam and nick wouldnt want to be my friend

[@lobmin]

@@thaksjtube There's usually a reason for everything, life gives you many chances. Have some self insight.

[@cincinatus90]

I wish they had Rogan money. Think of the content we could have.

[@TheFingledorf]

tell Notch to fund WP S2

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

@@TheFingledorf wtf? why notch? he watch this?

[@TheFingledorf]

@@youtuberobbedmeofmyname - Notch has become right-wing (at least some of his tweets suggest so), and iirc he and Sam talked once or twice but it didn't work out.

[@NigelThornbery]

Tyler F pshh. Right wing, what an idiot. He doesn’t agree with my political opinions. Eww gross amiryte?

[@TheFingledorf]

@@NigelThornbery - big oof yikes

[@snack4458]

Nick is a fucking gem. He is like how I imagine myself acting if I wasn’t a fucking loser.

[@fredof4413]

Doing any better?

[@Saint-hamudi]

@@fredof4413 ARE you doing better?

[@TEAMGETHELP]

Better yet?

[@wtfhah]

"My dad's dealership..." - Nick Rochefort

[@OpinionatedAsshole]

hes got bread nigga get some

[@NobodyCaresALot]

The Rochefort family has been selling vehicles for over 600 years. Old news.

[@phuokyu6441]

Frat Aliens, aqua teen hunger force episode 19 season 2, god these guys have zero creativity and just coast

[@britianchambers6743]

MY DAD OWNS THIS DEALERSHIP

[@user-73a]

*D E A L E R S H I P*

[@toogee1850]

"They were a Boston yuppie couple" "Sort of like us" AWWWWWWW, SAAAAAAAAM.

[@Amlorian]

Thats kinda adorno-style

[@retropirate1]

”nooo wait this gone bad lets start over :(((((”

[@PeanutMoney]

as a car salesman myself, i feel like im talking with my two pals nick and sam about the car business. i love sharing laughs with my friends together

[@GhostofTradition]

sounds like a dying profession, taken by the robots

[@Harry-nk8yl]

Matt dealership gang

[@rhahnabunaid]

Share some of your stories with us.

[@TheBulldogsk8]

@@GhostofTradition "taken by the robots" lol ok

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

My condolences

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

I now have a newfound respect for the art and culture of car selling

[@419chris419]

We need more of sam hyde and nick. These are gold.

[@TwoGuysWithPants]

I would've never thought I'd live in a world where two ex car salesmen shoot the shit over experimental electronic music hahaha

[@MartyrLoserKing]

Its cute watching Sam trying to act like an adult and keep up with Nick

[@user-73a]

you put loser in your name so i mean anyone with low self esteem can't be that old, your life will get better, lil man.

[@BroBuster]

Dude you're probably under 17. Fuck off.

[@MichaelVavor]

Under 17s have no opinions

[@CJ-lr4uq]

@@MichaelVavor lol, try under 25

[@strangebrew1231]

Nick’s teacher sketch was amazing on world peace. Wish he would talk about it

[@robertsmalls2293]

strangebrew420 Yeah, these people are humble artists, and they never brag, or even talk about their work on World Peace as brilliant as it was. I wish they would come out with World Peace Season 2 but I doubt it will ever happen. Besides it would only work if they were able to get Charls, and the rest of the Million Dollar Extreme gang in on it.

[@ColinFowler]

Dinosaur Man

[@deepakx7]

@Slatternly Skaghalter Then you need new friends lol I'm Native American from Eastern Canada, ALL my friends, native and non-native like and respect MDE. If any dude I ever hung out with got offeded over a joke I would stop hanging out with that fairy

[@strangebrew1231]

@@robertsmalls2293 charls is married to a kuwati princess and just had twin sons with her

[@robertsmalls2293]

@@strangebrew1231 For real?

[@turnkeydirect]

When you sell cars, or any big ticket item like that, you get to know dudes who are great with people. Sam admires Nick because Nick has that X factor , which will always pay off for him. Nick is a natural salesman. Sam has this knack for spontaneity and aggression and hilarity that Nick sort of has, but Nick’s talent is for off the cuff relating to any situation and creating memories ad friendships, which likely makes him an amazing car salesman. Just my guess though.

[@catsforhire9116]

The peepee poopoo part cracked me up nick is funny he brings out a pretty good side of sam too

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

This is goin bad let’s start ova!!!

[@jakemosca6587]

Rochefort Hyde Lexus, a buyer's dream experience

[@Lil.Grandpa]

I can just imagine going in and getting my head spiked off the window with the glass spiderwebbing from the impact.

[@jonahs4819]

Sam's eyelids looking extra Asiatic in this one.. that "cigar" hittin right

[@bm-ok7sq]

His health is not doing good, he's one of those guys that get little parts of his body all swollen

[@prekrasnyy8728]

This is when my friends take off their glasses and now their eyes look asiatic

[@stigmatahaver]

@@prekrasnyy8728 HHAHAHA

[@96joeysmith]

Nick: breathes Sam: *hysterical laughter*

[@ArmwrestlingJoe]

“Guys like you, you don’t make it”

[@lose8447]

this is one of my favourite Sam and nick clips soo fking funny throughout

[@ma61king]

I hope Tony from Maine sees this, and a single teardrop rolls down his face as he has a moment of self-awareness

[@MassHysteriaHD]

Me too, Maine state troopers aren't too bad, but sherrifs here are fucking retarded. Even the backwoods the sheriffs are somehow yuppie assholes

[@boomerdoomer7534]

God I wish sam coulda had the early 2000s to do his art... This timeline sucks...

[@Lil.Grandpa]

I would say he's doing it at the right time. Early 2000s was kind of a dark age for internet entertainment, I mean, you had what? Ebaumsworld? Albinoblacksheep?

[@alexmaur8817]

@@Lil.Grandpa that was the golden era. Even all the way up to early youtube

[@MassHysteriaHD]

It wouldn't have been as funny in my opinion. People are so on edge and easily irritated today that it adds this layer to Sam's comedy.

[@MassHysteriaHD]

@@alexmaur8817 youtube was even good all the way up until right after like 2011-2012. Before google took over the world youtube had no algorithm so it was the wild west, just like the golden age of the internet. Man we fucked up. Imagine having 2007 youtube right now, compared to this garbage we have to deal with currently..

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

​@@MassHysteriaHD can confirm i grew up with old youtube back in 2009-2010. Can confirm the changes. It's insane.

[@zinnydin2345]

Nick seems like a self aware boomer

[@mytais3293]

Anyone in Maine will buy a friggin Subaru, just tell em its the friggin L. L Bean model

[@deepakx7]

lmao wth

[@MassHysteriaHD]

True. Worked with multiple people with a subaru outback ll bean edition. Fuckin idiots man. They were all rusted out too.

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

Just tell em it's rally car bro, you know rally bro?

[@ZoggyWoggyII]

friend simulator 2019. never been better.

[@mr.smitherine1913]

Watching Sam and Nick talk made me realize I don't have a real friend. There are people that I co-habitate with, and people who I can drink with with, but nobody who I can really have a conversation with. I've been depressed for a pretty long time and I think this might be a pretty big reason why, I just can't be fully honest with the people around me. It's like breathing through a filter. I think I'm gonna go hit the gym, maybe I'll meet my friend by the weights.

[@al23438]

im the exact opposite lol. i only have one friend in my life but we can talk and laugh for hours. I don't see him too often though so i mostly feel lonely wishing i had more friends to chat with. Grass is always greener on the other side I guess.

[@deepakx7]

Man, there are lots of dudes probably in your town like that. Idk, I live in a smallish town in Canada and a lot of my friends I've known for over a decade- ALL of us can talk shit, watch MDE and just be silly gooses. Maybe you have to take command and be the comedic, honest beacon- people will be attracted to you like a magnet if your funny, regardless if you think they might be offended or not.

[@sherdil3717]

@@sebastianbaran9645 do what?

[@Sernival]

Less people less problems man. Just talk to your family or something

[@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n]

Fuxk that depression is dumb u can love alone and be fine God is your Father

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

I love nick

[@zen.7843]

I love you

[@user-73a]

i hate jews

[@yunyunpilled]

THEN MARRY HIM

[@winterkingbeats4183]

"they gotta fix the rattle"

[@ambiguousgender7616]

4th rewatch, just noticed the smocaine soundtrack. Greatness

[@Priceyyyyy]

There are people out there who sat down and signed papers from Sam to buy a car. Think about that.

[@aztecwarrior9511]

I bought a car from Sam and Nick once. It was a Herby they said. An old vw. They said it would talk. Every now and then I hear a "put put" sound come out of it. I think i can claim it on my taxes. It came with a rug. Nick personally smoked a cigar on it for me.

[@akompsupport]

Nick: "All car dealerships will be dunzo in ten years." -Good riddance!

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Can't wait. On the other hand, I won't ever be able to get scammed by Sam and Nick if they go back to being car salesmen. Feels bad man.

[@brothertom48]

Doom vagueries ontop of no help lolol

[@VOUXE]

Gold

[@Will-hc4xv]

Your wife is home a lot.

[@Bat0u89]

Sam sympathizing with Nick 3:40 is probably the sweetest I've ever seen him be lol

[@polaroidsofpolarbears365]

I'd be the worst car dealer ever. I couldn't sell heroin to a junky if my life depended on it lol.

[@theguyonthetv2760]

When Sam and Nick get real old they should start a ham radio show where they just talk shit about local car salesmen

[@leevictor343]

What a couple of merchants

[@spfcasual3786]

I’d love to see these two go to scummy dealers and try to buy cars

[@learntonganwithandrew]

So would I.

[@oliwer1402]

Thatd be hilarious

[@claytonjames4611]

HELL YES

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

Fucking YES. They should go to used car dealers and go in talking big and shit like they're going to buy the most expensive car on the lot then later pretend to zero in on some piece of shit minivan and act like it's the sickest thing they've seen. Shit would be so funny.

[@dg8522]

They should come see where i work rn lmao would fucking lose it

[@theeecandlemaker2197]

You know I smoke green Joel? That sticky sticky green.

[@danhulsoor2631]

@Mial isus poon poon?

[@CJ-lr4uq]

SMOKE THAT GREEN STUFF, JOEL?

[@ibowonar141]

You want to get high, you want to get fucking high?

[@huffrya0]

These nick episodes are my favorite

[@chrisbilling]

This is my comfort video

[@hardinhp]

Sam hyde is like jesse lee peterson of the jews

[@DCtheGod]

Grant Wiggo bruh

[@joeyvpoisonfree]

Grant Wiggo omg lmaoooooooooo

[@RetardEd001]

Hahahahahahaha

[@SebTheKilla]

I didn't know he was a

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

nah, that's ben shapiro

[@Will-hc4xv]

Ahh the old Portuguese car salesman.

[@dougprishpreed2540]

I love how likeable portuguese dudes are in the northeast

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

I thought he was brazilian?

[@austinfranz2941]

This is one of my fave vids

[@F--B]

Doom vagueries

[@zestseas2603]

Sam's so giddy when he's with Nick and no one else

[@matthewdefeo9565]

Checking in 2022 and Nick is absolutely correct on his prediction on Ford moving towards online sales.

[@FreeggNinja3618]

Man I fricking love these..just sitting around b.s.'ing. It's so funny.

[@changstein]

NO WAIT LETS STAHT OHVAH

[@no-zz3br]

euuuurgh I knew dis was gonna happen

[@huffrya0]

I always wondered how you kids got into cars and I remember the videos of Nick talking to Sam about how to sell cars from WAY back in the day but this is the first time I found out Nick’s dad has a dealership and it all makes sense now

[@nikai_vil3893]

id buy any car from nick if he flicked ash over the seats.

[@it_rocks]

'Do that car like you did those rugs you sold me'

[@TomCruiseRisky]

Flick ash under the drivers seat, so when he readjusts there’s a little surprise for him.

[@BaronvonMoorland]

I’ve been in auto sales 18 years, divorced, living on a family friends couch... Aye Nick! Put in a good word for me at your dealership! I’ll move out there n’ sell for ya!

[@Trundle_TheGreat]

John Doe no you

[@nabu213]

Hey Sam, good job on the weight loss! Keep it up king

[@williamnorton2428]

I could listen to this all fwiggin day

[@OLE9191]

As a car sales man for 20 years, I approve of this message. "Putting rats in his head" is fun.

[@AllHailNannerpuss]

1:51 that's me when I forget I had a final *_POO POO PEE PEE_*

[@coffeepot3123]

"Ahhh shit this is goin' bad let's start ovah" HAHAHAHA!

[@jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517]

Proud Tacoma owner here thanks for the shoutout fellas

[@DavidKFZ]

Ive got no idea why but I completely lost my shit after the minute mark where they were doing impressions of a rusty salesman

[@langhoberman648]

sam seems happy

[@curledup]

More Nick stories please.

[@manonthebrain]

9:36 he’s talking of Matt Farrah on the joe Rohan podcast. A seiko grandmaster.

[@divisionoflabor3070]

"Hey Eric, want a fruitcup?" And that was the worst day of Eric Appleyard's life.

[@duckduckgo358]

Glad to see a fish eye lens being used in a sub par way reminds me of my younger days skating

[@JackSparrow-sk8mx]

More videos with Nick! So much gold comes out of you two

[@foof811]

Sounds like the previous owner of 317 was a heavy cigar smoker. Must’ve been Sam’s car. “Smoky diaper” sounds like someone who smoked tons of cigars in that car.

[@changstein]

THIS ISN'T GOING HOW I PLANNED IT :(((((

[@alecr117]

Shut up

[@AWESOMO5]

Feels like visiting your older cousins for thanksgiving

[@BigRockyD]

Selling cars was one of the worst jobs I’ve ever had lmao. I sold a Hyundai Accent and the motor blew 3 days later my commission didn’t even go through yet. People with a 550 credit score $200 down and pissed at me they couldn’t drive off in a charger RT. One woman had Pizza Hut in her credit collections. Absolute crap job lmao

[@chuckschickbaldtacos]

Usually the owners son has a massive cocaine addiction and the two people who sell the most cars despite doing absolutely nothing are the hookups. Yeah fukk all that been there

[@DJ-rx8mv]

my cahhh doooodd

[@mezzafinook]

all this is missing is charls

[@greenyluv94]

man, true. needs a bald charls to complete the geometry.

[@TheFingledorf]

"I'M NEVER DOING SKETCH COMEDY AGAIN" - Charls venting

[@uirehuigedkahds]

"You can't even finance a house" lol

[@adindrecaj]

i daresay, nick is funnier than sam but sam is also looking good here

[@ith0rn329]

Nick smoking a filter.

[@nickwancho]

nick is hilarious. him and sam just have that chemistry.

[@ryan.1990]

This is peak Gen X Millennial crossover

[@InVinoVeratas]

Sam's ability to sell is evident, as shown by his professional boxing career.

[@justinkuemmerle2061]

Damn nick sounds just like mark wahlberg. Would be a great sketch.

[@WhenAllMenDoubtYou]

1:26 2:52 4:28 4:55 9:51

[@ra1nydr3am]

my man nicks still got it

[@BRUISERBROWNBRAND]

Sam and nick just bullshitting are some of my favorite videos...these dudes should do a weekly podcast

[@tumeg8282]

"a yuppie couple, sort of like us"

[@KillingTimeKillingYou]

I need nick just doing the Chinese car boss impression on a livestream 24/7

[@vihodanyet]

SurvivalBayArea i dont think Manuel Gaspar is Chinese dude..

[@KimCheongBRO]

Pretty sure it's a Puerto Rican imitation

[@unckle1589]

A good routine meeting of the minds.

[@vampvhs]

Anyone who can’t appreciate Nick’s expanded knowledge of the art of care sales is a fluoride head

[@meatmissilef111]

I would totally buy a car from Nick.

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

"you would come to my dad's dealership". Oh that's makes a lot of sense.

[@lexvandorp4729]

wish i was this smart

[@djepstein5735]

Car stuff, money stuff, all galaxy brain shit to me so confusing

[@yunyunpilled]

If you know who these people are you’re ahead of 90% of the general population.

[@fatman7064]

I’d rather sell drugs than to go back to work into a dealership. Coronavirus is the best thing that has happened to me. 7 month vacation.

[@zen.7843]

I live for these videos

[@rallokkcaz]

Holy shit is that Sam without the 100000 layer irony? We need more of this, you sick fuck.