Sam Hyde & Nick Watch SCUFFED TikToks

[@shaynegallagher6006]

I once met sam, i had just gotten out of school for the day and on my way home i spotted sam walking out of the local money mart. I ran up to him and told him about how big of a fan i was. I woke up 2 hours later my head was pounding, my ears were ringing and my wallet was gone. I put my underwear and pants back on and made my way home. Ill never forget that day.

[@Pandajerk86]

@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon your mom went to college

[@ethanbeam6975]

@@Pandajerk86 bro i died

[@bryansansone3301]

You axed for it, perhaps?

[@MrHowardMoon]

What do you expect, bro? You put him into a self defense situation.

[@DbdjdjdjShsusudu]

I always fucking fall for these.

[@Lucas-qw6vi]

The masculine urge to find a Yoko Ono

[@THESLlCK]

@Hulk Hogan never care in the first place

[@TheGrmany69]

you devil lmao.

[@Louzahsol]

@@THESLlCK the greatest ally did it

[@THESLlCK]

@@Louzahsol I know. That's like the least important thing they've done and yet this clown harps on it constantly. For gods sake they gave us george bush and tower day.

[@destubae3271]

@Hulk Hogan Get a hobby ffs

[@SilentSolvent]

We gotta save Bert from Habibulah

[@EricTheCleric93]

I can't get over that Sam calls him "Habibula".

[@dazerrazer3018]

When the money talks… you stay silent 🤫

[@lucasul4554]

Tabula

[@final_flvme]

patrifocus totalis

[@-kenjo-421]

yea russian midget ufc fighter who fought mcgregor whats wrong?

[@springchickena1]

D̴͇̑̋͋̇̀̓͌̕͝Ú̶̩̠̦̬͖͂̑̓͛͌͘D̸͉́̐̃E̵̮̜̰͍͊̍̾͗̑̌̽̓̔ sam hyde is so fucking funny unbelievǟɮʟɛ

[@BentNeatly]

No joke, I met that rapper at the beginning, he came into a hippy market i used to work at and showed me that video while he was standing in front of me, and i had to act like it was cool. When he left, i never thought about him again till i watched this right now.

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Shoulda been honest, told him he’s fell for a lie, of the fakest and gayest variety

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

That's pretty wild

[@catcrapinahat]

You pretty much met a celebrity, should have got his autograph on a piece of celery and sold it off on ebay. You snooze you loose.

[@MattttG3]

Hippymarts are only worthwhile if you have subs made there and find a long haired dude with mayo on his lips high on acid

[@Pewatito]

If a person showed the environment rap to me and said it was a Sam's sketch I wouldn't question it

[@andrewandrew4970]

I like when two people who English clearly wasn't their first language get into an English argument.

[@goodstuff8156]

The only thing better than that is when those same people get angry at you for some reason and start yelling at you and and you don’t know why.

[@alexisdetocqueville9964]

@redmarble5624 idk dude they both know the word 'Benchod' (sister fucker) so unless that's a common word across all of India they probably could have just reverted to their native tongue.

[@boinkmcbingo8890]

@@alexisdetocqueville9964 idk about the word but it's a common insult in India.

[@cryocrusader2594]

Sam making fun of Bert Kreisher needs to be it's own series of some sort.

[@DoesNotInhale]

his impression is uncanny

[@GrrillaFinger]

Yeah I'm in need of some bert hate channels

[@Dirt-McGerk]

That village idiot is the definition of obliviously stumbling through life and to somehow still manage to end up on top. It's so unfair

[@mattmatyas9605]

@Anthony Ayze thank you

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

@@GrrillaFinger It's my deepest desire

[@cosmicsoullove]

i knew i couldn't be the only one that is deeply rage filled by Bert Kreischer's laugh, not only the laugh itself, but often also what he is laughing at... Habibulah

[@brianviera9539]

He is the worst.

[@mr0x1]

i offended by his whole persona tbhwyf

[@zackdiazabiblio9592]

BUT HE HAD A BEER HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[@ZeranZeran]

He was funny for about 5 minutes. Bert needs to shut his fat fuckin' mouth for 5 minutes now. My god he's an insufferable person. Tom and his wife are just awful now too. YMH is trash since Fedsmoker passed. They didn't follow proto.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@zackdiazabiblio9592 HE PUT KOOL AID. IN A WATER BOTTLE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH _5 billion views_

[@MollyisMean]

The second rise of sam hyde is what im living for rn.

[@Liquid_Mike]

Bro we are LIVING IT

[@angelic_screams]

THE RISE OF THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

[@StayMadNobodycares]

"walmart people" pretty accurate.

[@blueanodized]

The Walmart people are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers...

[@mattsmith457]

Nick's Walmart rage could have been a full bit, shit was classic

[@vashlash6870]

TV Race is an even better description

[@seanpaul93]

@Hulk Hogan thank you for you service brother. HH

[@GenericInternetter]

10:22 This is Nick's silent genius. He is always able to perfectly encapsulate the ethos of whoever he's describing in a single sentence. "Yeah I got the biggest hands and then my hands are big."

[@CW0123]

Sam really wants his own Feng Feng huh 😏

[@heem8814]

shit ain't right

[@ChibiBoxing]

WHO DOESN'T

[@ThatManCarryingSand]

@Hulk Hogan Jet fuel can't melt concentration camps.

[@freddieoblivion6122]

She better stop doing the chicken dance - the rapper may get hungry.

[@triplehernan5155]

he wants his yoko ono

[@__-bz7wh]

Never forget KZbin user Hulk Hogan and the message he spread

[@aceambling7685]

Heil Hogan

[@moby755]

what did he do i see this everywhere T_T

[@jameswilliams6002]

He isn't deleted

[@jameswilliams6002]

@@moby755 he told people not to forget about the attack on the USS Liberty perpetuated by Israel

[@johnsmith-ol7mf]

HH Brother

[@user-oi8sq6ci8j]

For some reason Nick's mild response to tongue girl made me laugh so hard. girl creep lol

[@dolphin8815]

"Eminem died of an ecstasy overdose in 2007, everybody knows that"

[@dustinkelton695]

I can get used to watching Sam watch tik toks

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

Same

[@Sushi_bar]

I love it

[@Stank_Dank_]

Ngl I downloaded the other two videos of them watching this stuff, and it picks up my mood when I'm at work, this should be its own series

[@AllofJudea]

Could ya

[@dustinkelton695]

@@AllofJudea yes, I'm never going to look at that app, so it's my only exposure to it

[@mr.100rupees3]

I was laughing throughout the video still thinking of Sam with a serious look on his face calling him Habibulla

[@hamupinhere]

"Habibula" just sounds like a parody of a 7-11 Indian who turns into a vampire.

[@sugarray1093]

The Indian guys arguing is an all time classic.

[@flatapusnocurve2222]

I think them reviewing conspiracies would be great.

[@AyeSayGang]

Yeah I enjoyed Sam talking about 9/11 on PKA the other day.

[@danielfenton1686]

Sam n Nick talking conspiracies is top tier

[@user-qz6sc6hz7t]

We need to go deep on the pod

[@Safe-and-effective]

They should hire Soph to join them. Would be off the charts.

[@Safe-and-effective]

@Burger Kang whoa! wasn't aware of that...I was just remembering her old videos and thought they would be a perfect fit....will have to check it out...

[@winterhavenfarmlife]

Underrated video. The way they drip the frazzle out to the public its absolutely podesta.

[@MattttG3]

Podesta or ponderosa

[@daroachdoggSR]

Sam saying "get this fucking thing, outta my face" like Hasbullah is a giant spider is really funny

[@Meta9871]

This video is proof that giants, gnomes and dwarves exist irl

[@caracallaavg]

And the Ghost of Kiev

[@Meta9871]

@@caracallaavg Oh yeah ghosts too

[@Absolute_Goblin]

The alien lie is coming for real but only mde fans will be ready ironically

[@DEMiURGE455]

I’m unironically ready for something like your profile picture to attack me one day for trespassing in the “gayborhood”

[@AverageAlien]

Yeah

[@Scott-tk8gi]

its such a weird topic because me and 2 others seen a ufo and we sounded crazy but then a load of ufo shit started getting released a year or 2 later and while it was nice to finally have it out in the open i still think we need to be skeptical because ufo sightings have gone back a good few years so who knows they could literally be anything at this point. hoping for friendly aliens, but more than likely government shit. But its amazing how many people dont even know about the ufo news, sorry, "UAP" news.

[@tadficuscactus]

And Nazis.

[@dingus6317]

Project bluebeam one world government digital currency justification

[@hungryninja123]

Frazzledrip is the word he was looking for at the end if anyone is wondering. It's also very good to know that there are influencers aware of project blue beam.

[@SBrown-ti8xe]

I was surprised when they mentioned it been telling people about it for years.

[@SenorGooch]

I remember being around 10 years old on the internet (over 15 years ago) probably even younger and just looking up alien/ufo/conspiracies. Project Blue Beam has stayed in my head since reading about it during my childhood. We stray further into it becoming a reality in our lifetime. 2030 or something, just insane unimaginable travesties happening to us all planned by the world gov. Blue Beam is by far the most interesting realistic endgame to what we know as normal life

[@Esoteric.Sapling]

What is frazzledrip

[@Quentin94]

@@Esoteric.Sapling A video found on Anthony Weiner's laptop of Hillary and Huma Abedin mutilating a 10 year old girl, cutting her face off, wearing it then dancing around her body. They then slit her throat and drink the blood. - *ALLEGEDLY*

[@Kshea44ify]

@@Esoteric.Sapling Alleged video of Hillary Clinton torturing and drinking the blood of a young child. The idea is that there is a ritual where people severely traumatize and torture someone to spike the chemicals in their blood and consume it. Think of it like an inverted version of the Church giving the people within it the body and blood of Christ. The snake eating its own tail, Chronos eating his children. I don't know if the video actually exists, but similar things do go on. We're dealing with evil.

[@horbagger19]

8:40 The most interesting part of the soccer clip is that this is an edit put out by BYU (the team in white), that played even filthier for most of the game. What you’re watching are girls getting revenge on obscene no-calls, and finally starting to fight back. Not that any of them should be playing sports, just figured I’d clear that point up.

[@THESLlCK]

Swag

[@vaelxn]

i had a feeling there was more to the story

[@adlpsfko]

go cougs

[@HangingGarden606]

Mormon sports girls are a fun time

[@Theres-no-Hope]

Swag

[@firinne]

Seeing Madonna sniff poppers and say "I'm a Christian" is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. What the actual fuck dude hahahahahaha

[@hamupinhere]

Am I the only one who cracked up at Nick getting all bummed out at the chick with the tongue?

[@nobodytonobodysbusiness]

No

[@EdWard-ie5wn]

Imagine if she was sawkin ya fawkin kack bro

[@hamupinhere]

@@EdWard-ie5wn Ey yo, y'evah heard of a Texas Tommy before? OH!!!

[@Josh_you_uh]

@@EdWard-ie5wn 🤣

[@TheThriceIsRight]

I hope Nick’s chemo is going well Stay Strong!!

[@ruvimsemenyuk8224]

The way he feels About hasbual is hilarious

[@ajuicywaffle9037]

*habibula

[@JohnDoe-ph6if]

sad is more like it, big L for sammy boy

[@zaza7170]

Hasbullah, Hasbual or Habibulah lmao

[@chaddaddywarden4349]

@@ajuicywaffle9037 Jesus christ i fuckin cried of laughter when he went off on hasbulla

[@G21-t7r]

"she is cute" "is that a girl?"

[@wdavis6814]

Nick's Chinese accent fucking murders my sides.

[@Liquid_Mike]

Deh price of prums

[@DoesNotInhale]

Sam *sees a 2/10 Chinese pokimane* *spends 15 minutes of dead silence during podcast recording to simp for Chinese pokimane* Peak content

[@chlenz]

Being able to spot wife material is an instinct

[@jm52995]

who is she

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@jm52995 Yoko Ono

[@shmegma4371]

I see why josie got picked for fish tank

[@ncsvv1754]

I’m going to send Sam a hairbrush everyday until he uses it

[@goodstuff8156]

You can not break this man like he is a dog.

[@AyeSayGang]

Sam’s fake laugh 12:33 💀

[@colinclements7436]

I legitimately have a headache and my face hurts from laughing so hard at this, thank you for doing what you do ❤

[@jacobm92]

is nick just casually taking whippets

[@Liquid_Mike]

It's canned oxygen

[@kennypowers1945]

Ya boi

[@winterkingbeats4183]

Nick telling the tongue woman to "go away" 😂

[@ChibiBoxing]

1:29 I just love these people using polluting ass clothing while talking about throwing trash in the bin lel.

[@jameswilliams6002]

First. Shoutout to whoever runs this channel. Appreciate the work

[@tmtoymanufacturer]

It's called frazzledrip Nick. And no, we will never forget

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

I can’t

[@4d3c2b1a]

I like that it took that turn.

[@Quentin94]

Just heard of it and googled it. I think I'm done with the internet for the day.

[@RubSomefastOnIt]

​@@spud7402 hey bud, you should check out the CYM group leaks...

[@dingus6317]

Wiener laptop

[@Rilkir]

You can tell Sam is actually just legitimately jealous of the arm-wrestler.

[@amemestoanend1958]

I would love it if they watched Devon Larratt clips

[@phantomwizard9]

do you mean nick? he was the only one complaining about arm wrestling. sam was just sitting there

[@Rilkir]

@@phantomwizard9 Sam was saying he was deformed and disgusting, out of jealousy.

[@phantomwizard9]

@@Rilkir but he was saying that about the big hands guy before he even started arm wrestling

[@yousquiddingme]

@@Rilkir Jealous of what, his inhuman hands? That is disgusting

[@ansonburgdorf3940]

The amalgamation of all the worst yet most attractive traits of a man that is named Sam Hyde: "I hate deformities."

[@Derek_Wyld]

14:09 when Sam says "pause it there" Bert Kreischer on the screen says "please" lmfao 😂

[@artifica0]

“Is that a girl”😂 asks her out

[@Damx3]

Nick was talking about frazzledrip at the end

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

I’m down to hear them talk more about that.

[@naished]

Is it legit or nonsense? Is there a record of officers killing the selves or anything like that?

[@WheresMyInhaler]

It ain’t 2016 anymore bro

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

@@WheresMyInhaler I said… I want to talk about it

[@jaybazza248]

I'm an MDE Rat who can survive on small morsels of Hyde bread

[@Thorvald9666]

That rap makes me want to do the opposite.

[@Turboshitter]

Makes me wanna move to Taipei to defend the shore against the eventual naval armada that will show up there some time in the near future

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

@@Turboshitter Taiwan, you mean east china? 🇨🇳😑

[@AverageAlien]

Straight piping a diesel I think

[@Definitely-not-the-FBI]

All taps in the house are running rn

[@_crablegs]

This is classic sam and nick, this is why I love these guys. Bless the mde team. Love ya charls.

[@Mediocre_JT]

TikTok is directly responsible for our bleak future and severe drop in the youth's intelligence. I wish Trump would have banned it in the US when it was under consideration. I'm so sick of the YT short format with someone's face covering the entire screen while they're making horrible commentary about a topic that you can't see... because their stupid face is covering it... Did I mention that I hate TikTok?

[@dariuswilliams7509]

It will be gone in a few yrs for the next app just like vine or myspace

[@wasted6459]

Get Amy on the podcast

[@Deadpool55223]

Sam's DM: "You should come up here I'll show you an amazing waterfall"

[@crumb5756]

Sam hunting down this Taiwanese chick like he's obsessed with her lmao

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I love how the Indians guys don't even attempt to speak Hindi. They insist on arguing in broken english

[@aceambling7685]

Hasbulla is somewhat funny until you think about his life then its just sad.

[@wipkpremium5691]

Being that short would be so fun no way!! Imagine a little village of people all that size who do drugs and fight each other and do fantasy larping but full contact.

[@mikaelbran7174]

Everybody loves him and lets him do whatever he wants hes living the life

[@Fieldeluxe]

yeah but imagine you have one life and you've got some disorder that makes you look like a chubby toddler until you die in horrible pain when you're 29

[@resmarted]

i thought his name was hayabusa

[@zaymire88]

@@resmarted like the halo 3 armor? 😂

[@tragicmagic77]

rob zombie's newest track: HABIBULA

[@Justinhomii]

Green Asian girl IS a smoke show

[@nmhjjp]

Im 90 thats a dude, if not then im just racist

[@AA-kt3qm]

wtf are u talking about?

[@mello6311]

@@AA-kt3qm Talkin about getting that Ching Ling Gong Ring Supreme, dawg. Getting some of that Knick Knack Rice Paddy Wack, homie. Getting that Chinese Finger Trap Grip action, brutha. Getting that Vietnamese Mama-San Sucky Sucky If You Please, my ninja.

[@Turboshitter]

@@mello6311 ching wong bing hee twai hung. Ho ho.

[@BaldHeadedManc]

@@mello6311 das a bit racialist innit?

[@theredrite]

Man y’all destroyin da earf buyin dem plastic bottle

[@Drutumarius]

Why is nobody talking about nick inhaling canned air throughout the video lmao

[@210corona]

Sam wants the large hands hahahaha

[@tsviii9960]

Madonna reverting into a well fare mom is wild

[@fredrick443]

Our society is so dumb we have instructional raps for throwing away trash.

[@thedegenerategentleman]

The lines of dialog in this video are some of the best things I have ever heard.

[@IV_97]

H A B I B U L A

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

Sounds like drowning

[@TheBaioken]

Nick casually inhaling the oxygen

[@georgebailey1176]

Thanks!

[@stevelethal2910]

Habibulah sounds like a mini boss in God of War.

[@weebs221]

Damn, am I the only one who hasn't seen Hillary's "Frazzledrip" video

[@SilentSolvent]

Look at the price of plums

[@Hapaborean]

I’ve listened to Sam referring to Hasbullah as “Habibulah” from this clip multiple times and it always makes me snort laughing.

[@CrimeBeanus]

Died laughing at Sam's commentary on big hands

[@williamw2529]

Sam does have a good point about the deformities thing. A lot of old yt was super exploitive, and they'd post them over and over for Ad-sense. Its not like Ripley's Believe It or Not, where its their job and they know what they're getting into.

[@thisfishiscoolashell]

It's pure novelty, that's why people keep scrolling. It's very exploitative, and though people will tout that it's good for normalizing etc - it often serves to alienate them even more, by making them out not as people but creatures of spectacle. It is very hard for these people to escape physical features, they become "the man with large hands" and nothing else in their life contributes to their character.

[@turnip5359]

Deformities genuinely bother Sam, he's not even joking around

[@kennypowers1945]

Sam’s never joking

[@BaldHeadedManc]

Nick turning into Jeff Ross

[@MrDylanHole]

bruh

[@dylanperea4448]

Nick actually predicted the Hawaii "incident" and he hasn't been assassinated yet. Lets see how long this lasts...

[@Saiub]

"hes got a little pinhead he can barely talk"

[@beastmodesalvia]

17:00 "oops, cyber attack, all the power around the world is out"

[@harrylimeracketeer]

that guy in the wheelchair looks like a dracula

[@AspenSavage]

Nick was thinking of frazzledrip at the end

[@yatrtiah]

"Green shirted chienese THING" lmaoooo

[@squidpotion7795]

"You should come up here I'll show you an amazing waterfall"

[@archiethedog4515]

"I like the Chinese girl with the little hat. . . Is that a girl?" little sus, Sam.

[@Gotchange]

Nick mentioning the aliens and killary baby eater was the best

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

"bert kreischer is a loser" someone finally said it

[@Badvibesdude]

Frazzledrip is the Hillary snuff film.

[@ForgetNetThrottling]

Anyone else notice that it was the Asian girl in the banana costume? 😂

[@somename2072]

They do like to hang out in a bunch.

[@baphomette3234]

so glad to see sam and nick making good content together!!! yall are great, nick is getting that new england daddy energy as time goes on and it works for him. sam ur still gross lookin but ilu anyway. keep doing ur thing bois! feeling nostalgia for your old B&E cribs video from back when yall were squatting in L.A.

[@ForgetNetThrottling]

If you ever see "Fyütch," remember to pronounce it "fee-uhhtch," since that's what the umlaut does there, rather than it being a fashion statement

[@satan1189]

Ü is pronounced in the same tone as ew. Source: im german

[@KA-vs7nl]

@@satan1189 old boy rapping about plastic isn't.

[@satan1189]

@@KA-vs7nl hell nah

[@Leon-zu1wp]

The other commenter is right. It's supposed to be a shorterned version of future.

[@THESLlCK]

It’s pronounced finnooch

[@Dunmerdog]

The amount of contempt and spite in Sam’s voice over “habibula” was actually unreal

[@gangstalker]

illumination, light

[@Oggydog313]

These niggas be having me crying

[@elijahgavin6706]

Still a nigga

[@obiwanjermobi]

"Get this fucking thing out of my face!"

[@mr.100rupees3]

Put some respect on Habibulla's name

[@CluelessEngineer]

"She has to go home that day. She had to study" 😭😭😭😭

[@volgantifriebus9549]

Do you think Chinese sweatshop workers running on only 3 cups of coffee a day care about doing this crap?

[@TimSlee1]

You mean being environmentally friendly? No.

[@gangstalker]

it's always death if you're wondering

[@vekerz]

Habibula

[@ethanpatterson96thagoat15]

They actually didnt put a filter on that giant guy, thats legit how he sounds. Blew my mind all over the place

[@jordanroberson5568]

"Bro, have you seen these bug blacks?"

[@AverageAlien]

Trotsky/Marx reviewing tik toks again, hell yeah