Sammy J & Randy - Soon You'll Be Dead

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

I know- I know that Randy is expressionless, but he somehow manages to convey SO MUCH EMOTION WITH ONLY *HIS FACE,* and it is *glorious.*

[@ellafischbachbrock2352]

Memento mori, Unus Annus

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

@@ellafischbachbrock2352 memento mori my friend, and Unus Annus ☺️

[@halfbloodbrit2518]

Ah what?

[@cooper9617]

@@halfbloodbrit2518 it was a markiplier and crankgamplay collab that only lasted for a year after the year happened they deleted all the videos hence momento mori being their kind if catch phrase.

[@thecheese2876]

If you translate that to English using KZbin or something it says remember to die, my friend one year. Idk if that’s what it’s meant to be but some little fun fact

[@afterlife697]

If this isn’t played at my funeral then I’m not dying

[@Dark_Fang88]

I agree

[@CreativeFeline666]

same

[@glitchtime404]

I’m sorry what the fuck did you say? *Bursts out of coffin*

[@Tonyhouse1168]

On repeat.

[@reallycantthinkofausername487]

No one's saying they're immortal when they are dead

[@cgsoldier4196]

Nobody's complaining about videos not being 1080p when they are dead

[@sophieroche]

BAAA BA DA BABA

[@khloiotaku6073]

BAAA BA DA BABA

[@TakanePerez]

Or complaining about frames per second when they are dead

[@samuelholmes1101]

Or complaining about lack of WiFi when they are dead.

[@taichikamiya4883]

No one is making deadly nukes when they are dead, badabadbabadbabda

[@2ctheocean]

This is weirdly inspirational.

[@antonymilne1346]

It's like having an optimistic/nihilistic view, like yeah all these things are bothering me but they dont matter... nothing matters....

[@gaelatriano5996]

and educational, spoiled children should listen more to this despite the swearing

[@gaelatriano5996]

@ThatDutchGuy nobody cares about comments when they are☠

[@Foundyak]

Same

[@thefruitsoffaith7]

Keep the likes at 420

[@romanminaster5180]

"Nobody is asking for Managers when they are dead" Karen's : "are you challenging me?"

[@RmcBlueSky]

Shouldn't it be a 'threat'?

[@NaturalDummyYT]

*Gets Stabbed* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *In A Slight Decreasing Whisper* Hii uhh ii wanna spek to ur manager

[@dream6562]

@@NaturalDummyYT I am the manager

[@tetsujin86]

@@dream6562 followed by: "Shhh... don't fight it."

[@kingsombra4053]

Blue Sky could be a challenge to somehow ask to speak to the manager after dying.

[@Metallica101ftw]

"Its called 'Persepctive'" honestly the best intro to this effing song lol

[@raichu0479]

Nobody’s crying cause it’s not on Spotify when they are dead

[@WildMagicBoggle]

Best passive aggressive comment EVER

[@australiangamer7956]

I am crying because I NEED this song in my life

[@rednoodleoffate]

The comment directly below this on my screen is Drew Birchtree saying "I want this on Spotify" and I love it.

[@raichu0479]

@@rednoodleoffate Coincidence... I think so

[@jurgenronaaz4695]

As a retail employee, I REALLY WANT to sing this song at work, constantly. Sometimes to myself, sometimes to customers, sometimes to co-workers and managers. Usually just those first two though...

[@lukusblack6442]

Live the dream. Live it loudly.

[@mattakins3422]

Suck it up and shut the fuck up. As a fellow retail employee, I feel the disturbance in the force to quote these words.

[@eitakou]

LOUDLY.

[@agiar2000]

When I was at my very lowest point in life, when I was suffering from suicidal ideation, a message like this actually helped me a lot! Basically, in the grand scheme of things, I'll be dead soon enough, and when I _am_ dead, I'll be dead _forever,_ so there's really no need to rush it along. I might as well just keep trying for whatever time I have left! :)

[@allnamesaretakenful]

I used to think I could just put it off, not knowing that things can, and usually get worse. I've put up with so much suffering in the 20 years that I didn't kill myself. Now it is even worse than ever, and anything productive I do will most likely help those I hate. Fuck, I hate Capitalism.

[@agiar2000]

​@@allnamesaretakenful Wow, that sucks. I'm really sorry. I won't insult you with platitudes that will just ring hollow. Maybe you can find one small thing on which to focus, one small thing to remind yourself daily that is good, one thing for which you are grateful or proud. That said, it sounds like you're doing your best and the circumstances just feel completely unworkable. I may not be able to help you, but at least I can sympathize. I hope that things get better for you. I hope that you find some comfort, because I do not feel that anyone deserves to feel the way that you feel.

[@PringoOrSomething]

Yeah that’s the spirit

[@greatkhan393]

...eh close enough

[@magmafang7187]

I committed suicide before

[@dedonestjames9360]

The moment when the voices collide into a very nice harmony at 3:25, damn. i can't express how good it sounds in words, but it is very nice, keep it up

[@jeremytewari3346]

That harmony is indeed gorgeous

[@findmyhat6301]

Thats a fact right there

[@Z3DT]

Just in general this song has a few times where they harmonized really well.

[@ElCalvazo]

Most of the song they are playing a harmony, aren't they?

[@ethanchang8280]

"like I said C*nt last year" - randy

[@samuraiking9290]

I heard it as "I said F*ok last year."

[@johnmartin4119]

I think CUNT is more shocking than FUCK

[@Articabyss64]

2016:*randy and Sammy* 2017: 2018: 2019:Lets put this in your recommended

[@kellyclark838]

was just prepping you for 2020 fam

[@DapperCadaverr]

@@kellyclark838 You cannot be more right.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

2024 for me after suddenly being introduced to Randy two weeks ago.

[@rileymoore2967]

This has been suggested about 15 times in the past 3 weeks. And I watch it every time

[@jeremybr2020]

I absolutely love these two. This is just one more video of theirs that I will watch a ridiculously high number of times and I will laugh every damn time I watch it.

[@Leon-ik5el]

Same here mate xD

[@TopSideRhyme706]

Same here also

[@pillion360]

Are they 2? Or just 1

[@corey1846]

these are the two most real people I've met AND ONE OF THEM IS A FUCKING PUPPET!!!

[@CurlyAndNerdy101]

HAHAHA! THIS is too real XD

[@YoutubePizzer]

Heh

[@AnnaGazelle]

Puppet racist

[@mynameisT853]

I need a collab between Sammy J and Tim Minchin and Bo Burnham

[@landlobsterqueen5578]

oh and Jeff Dunham too

[@Actiomedey]

@@landlobsterqueen5578 That guy sucks compared to thise guys. First rate puppeteer and ventriloquist, shitty comedian (at least in my opinion)

[@planetminepup8305]

Oof🤣

[@landlobsterqueen5578]

I think he's funny, but if you don't like him then meh

[@aceorsst1355]

Yeah let's go guys

[@TooRudeProductions]

I think, eight years later, we need this song again

[@RobinHoodmidnightOwl]

[VERSE 1] [Sammy J & Randy] When the milk in your fridge has expired When a pebble is stuck in your shoe When you feel a bit peckish or tired Or you're stuck at the end of a queue Don't get disgruntled or grumpy Try not to overreact Your blood pressure will fall when you simply recall this one inescapable fact: [Chorus] Soon you'll be dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) Pushing up daisies or kept in an urn when you're dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-badah) And your corpse will not care about all of your shit [VERSE 2] When the Wi-fi is slow at your café And they sat you right next to the door And then simmered and sautéed your spinach When you specifically requested it raw When your colleague is breathing too loudly When your screen doesn't work on the plane When the bus is a bit overcrowdly You're a fuck-knuckle if you complain [Chorus] 'Cause soon you'll be dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) So shut your fat mouth 'cause it won't matter shit when you're dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-ba-dah) You're a speck in the cosmos and soon you'll be dead [VERSE 3] So next time you're at the self-checkout And it won't scan your Barbecue Shapes And you swear and you scream and you jab at the screen As hate drips from your face Before you obnoxiously beckon The cashier to come and assist Just consider this fact for a second: Arseholes are seldomly missed When they are dead (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) [BRIDGE] [Sammy J] No-one's requesting the manager when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) [Randy] No-one is wearing an Apple Watch when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) [Sammy J] No-one is voting for Donald Trump when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) [Randy] No-one is gluten intolerant when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) [Sammy J] Or charging for baggage on Tiger when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) [Randy] Or posting their breakfast on Instagram when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) [Sammy J] Or being a real estate agent when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-bah) [Randy] Or locking up kids in detention when they are dead [Sammy J & Randy] (ba-bada-ba-bah, ba-bada-ba-bah) [VERSE 4] [Sammy J] When you're stuck in the rain [Randy] When you're late for your train [Sammy J & Randy] When a cyclist is hoggin' your lane [Chorus] [Sammy J & Randy] Suck it up and shut the fuck up ('Cause you're gonna be) Suck it up and shut the fuck up (You know you wanna be) Suck it up and shut the fuck up 'Cause soon you'll be dead (Bah-badup bap-bah badub bap bah ba bada bada ha-skaboogely boogely boogely, yip bap badap bup bah debah bup bah bah) Soon you'll be dead

[@Native_Beats_]

You are a life saver!

[@randomkiddoscrewinaround2177]

Song starts at 0:45 for anyone who needs that

[@RobinHoodmidnightOwl]

@@Native_Beats_ fk YEAH! I thoroughly enjoy saving lives!❣⃛(❛ั◡˜๑)

[@RobinHoodmidnightOwl]

@@_theknighthawk_7018 because SOME ppl are great and need saving, sometimes.

[@The_radiodemon.]

Man has too much time if he typed it out by hand

[@colterbrown3679]

This sounds like a song GLaDOS would play.

[@tayleanruatha]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭 👊

[@masterttorner9645]

Agreed

[@jediknight1294]

Not far off the one from portal 2 tbh.

[@7h0x3l]

that's more correct than the direction right

[@murakumo65]

My life will not be complete until i here GlaDOS singing this during the credits to Portal 3.

[@HarmonicaMustang]

Anyone going to comment on Heath McIvor's incredible performance? Not only operating Randy with such fluidity and character, but also simulatenously singing in tune and time to Sammy?

[@stephencaudle1766]

I didn't really care about it too much. Which is good, cuz soon I'm gonna be dead.

[@nitrade87]

Nobody will be complaining about nobody commenting about Heath Mclvor’s incredible performance when they are dead

[@Doivid_]

“Nobody’s requesting the manager when they are dead!” Karen: “I want to speak with your manager.”

[@huhneat1076]

2:22 I just realized the genius of this line. You think they'll rhyme "assist" with "exist" (no longer exist) but they hit you with the comedy

[@stephencaudle1766]

I didn't really care about it too much. Which is good, cuz soon I'm gonna be dead.

[@Juke-Fox]

I love how in the intro Randy is just... NO filter, & everybody (including him) is acting like it's completely normal.

[@seeroosdashiat9612]

I've listened to this song every day on my lunch break at work for the last two months because it lowers my blood pressure

[@kidinashellsart2847]

The harmony between their voices is just beautiful :)

[@sammyjones2081]

This is one of the songs I want sung at my funeral

[@jockleyfedora8018]

I stopped complaining about things after this

[@mattprocious4631]

Nobody mentions the “you know ya wanna be” at the end.. I think it’s the funniest part

[@Shiverous]

Finally! Someone said it! That line is so criminally underrated it’s on the most wanted list

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

I noticed that instantly.

[@SolarisDreamweaverVT]

3:22 sounds like a beat could be great for a song by itself

[@stephenglazener4090]

"And the simmered and saluted your spinach, when you specifically requested it raw." that hit HARD

[@drewbola]

I love at the end of the song Sammy points at Randy and immediately realizes what he just did.

[@peg1028]

This and "Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" are bookends to life... and both to be played at my memorial service, if you please..

[@rileymoore2967]

Yeah that's on my list too now. Cheers 😂

[@megnox4315]

“It’s been a rough year” Man you said that a bit too early 😂

[@A113-p9e]

Remember how we all thought 2016 was the shittiest year ever? Good times.

[@stew5101]

Nobody's doing Fortnite dances in public when they are dead- Badabapapa badabapapa.

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

Stew Ah, you mean the speed bumps!

[@autismobinch135]

Stew No one picking on children when they are dead.

[@WildMagicBoggle]

No one is defending idiots when they are dead

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

@@autismobinch135 when your the only one to like your own comment. Go get yourself a cookie, and also pay yourself on the back, next time you tell a joke, make sure you are the one laughing.

[@domiqueme981]

@@autismobinch135 hope that like makes you happy man

[@EileenMaryDallwitz]

Hahaha!! This is my new favourite song. I haven't laughed that much for ages. I shared it everywhere to spread the love, and now it's all my friends' and rellies' favourite song too. Thank you for making it available. I heard it while I was watching the MICF, but I was too slow to record it, and I couldn't find it anywhere.

[@masongenke5439]

Sammy J nailed those half step key changes. I mean, honestly, great job on the piano there.

[@cheater21211]

This has serious 'We will all go together when we go' energy.

[@nickmalachai2227]

This is genuinely helping me deal with my first PC build not working at all.

[@AnnabelleMay.]

This song is so brilliant because it appeals to both suicidal people and people who want to live

[@TheTrailArchivist]

It's the whimsical "Bah ba-da bap bap! Bah ba-da bap bap!" mixed everything else that really get me with this.

[@dirtburger2773]

when you're severely depressed this song becomes unironically happy

[@MrSir-vv5xp]

0:34 this should be a meme format.

[@grandgojira8182]

2:48 that has to be my favorite line of the song we all die some are not remembered but legends are never forgotten

[@devlinw4735]

YES one of the best sammyj classics with a new lyric SWEET

[@boohoo3057]

Why.... Why'd this make me feel better?

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

Death is a good reward. No more bullshit forever

[@bingbulao4281]

unus annus but they made it song and happyer

[@missylavery]

Been coming to this video a lot when I’m depressed, it’s been helping a lot and makes me laugh every time

[@SleepyWinter03]

This song is really comforting to me

[@jay_rgb]

This makes my depression and self loathing bearable 👍

[@forresthunt9573]

This puppet has more personality than some people I know.

[@bsam7065]

This is now my favorite skng. My mom and I have been singing it while cooking and cleaning.

[@baileykeller288]

I'm gonna be buried with an apple watch to prove you wrong. Even though i don't currently have one

[@cheezburgir2330]

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[@ugaboga9829]

Guess what, i got one!

[@TopSideRhyme706]

Yeah right! I highly doubt that

[@TempusWare]

Love it. The same old song, but with more relative lyrics xD

[@kamikaze4172]

I was half waiting for Sammy to say "no one's a bug eyed purple dwarf when they are dead" in reference to Randy. Also, all of my problems sound significantly miniscule now, knowing damn well there's a song about everyone's mortality

[@nadeensivic]

This has officiallu become my Monday morning inspiration

[@nadeensivic]

I'm all about the inspo these days. KZbin reckons I need inspo.... so Im chasing out the inspo. Songs, quotes and shorts. Im an inspo addict 😂

[@2Scribble]

0:46 - for those of you looking to get to the song... ALSO - turn on the close captioning. You'll thank me.

[@evepayler1461]

Thank you

[@christianlecroy980]

3:10 I love the genuine frustration that shows in Sammy's voice, suggesting he's speaking from personal experience

[@generalwaffle6569]

Sammy and Randy in 2016: ITS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR 2020: Hold my beer

[@ThreeArm]

I wish their was sheet music for this, it'd be amazing to perform lol

[@saulkav]

Josh H Me too!.. We gotta find some talented people to transcribe it

[@muteguy341]

chordify.net/chords/sammy-j-randy-soon-youll-be-dead-sammy-j-randy

[@erlendhedegart7510]

A late reply but ultimate guitar got chords for the song

[@fleeingglory4352]

Nobody is asking for sheet music when they are dead

[@MrMnM-ed5ht]

This seems relevant now more than ever

[@kimoniu.8113]

this songs stuck in my head now...so thats fun...

[@JH-me6pp]

2:59 kills me everytime

[@VampyreBassist]

This was beautiful. No words. Should've sent a poet.

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

When I'm in the shower or I'm just having those filler episode days where everything is just KINDA shit but not really, I listen to this. I think I'm single-handedly responsible for about 100k views.

[@SidneyPatrickson]

The hope of 2020. No matter how bad it is... it will be over soon, one way or another.

[@Overlord-es8pq]

“Suck it up and shut the fuck up” is now my life moto

[@ardrek_]

A classic genre redone beautifully! Laughing hard

[@pinkdolphin8017]

“Nobody is voting for Donald Trump when they are dead” *Man this aged well*

[@thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646]

Death toll rising

[@VanessaMagick]

Maybe if the US had a real response to the pandemic their sitting president woulda had enough votes for re-election.

[@Masters-rc9sc]

@@VanessaMagick The dead were too busy voting for Biden.

[@livedandletdie]

Well the dead vote democrat...

[@livedandletdie]

@@VanessaMagick 98% of the U.S is Corona safe. The other 2% is the big cities like New York, which is run by democrats... just like every other shitty place on earth.

[@The_radiodemon.]

Aaaaand im addicted to this song.

[@harveyfleck2215]

I come back to this video just to read angry Trump fan comments. Endlessly entertaining.

[@Sorry_N_Advance]

Man if this doesn’t hit home for 2020 I don’t know what does

[@TheBabblingBuffoon]

Bro I showed this to my friend when he was angry and he started laughing his ass off

[@planeslyville4645]

Give theses guys a Grammy.

[@Ms12369]

I wish this was available on music streaming apps because it is a full on bop

[@Dewombargsegamers]

There's a song like this in Dutch called in a hundred years you'll all be dead. Really had the same vibe😄

[@lukusblack6442]

You might like How Will You Die by Ken Acorn. Similar vibes as well.

[@aron1089]

I love how they beautifully sync up the word “raw”

[@ow_]

0:52 to replay.

[@jessicarowley9631]

This is pure genius and the funniest thing I have seen since the last Jimmy J and Randy Feltface content. 😂😂😂

[@Kirbyterasu]

In the midst of COVID-19: "No one is hoarding the toilet paper when they are dead!" Ba-dadababa x2 "Or buying up facemasks without any symptoms when they dead!" Ba-dadababa x2 "Or thinking that Trump knows shit about viruses when they dead! Ba-dadababa x2

[@xredraindbx3861]

In fairness trump still was the better option than Hillary Clinton. Hillary would have started to ww3 immediately in her term

[@soundrogue4472]

You're not suppose to buy face masks when you are showing symptoms; the idea is to make sure you DON"T spread the virus and it spreads much easier when you DON"T show symptoms.

[@xredraindbx3861]

SoundRogue or if you are asymptomatic or some weird shit

[@BubbaGunShrimp]

Those are good lyrics

[@deadsk3t826]

the fact of just how accurate this is is completely amazing

[@eels7973]

Why is this song not on iTunes?! Love it!!!!

[@bananaeclipse3324]

It still isn’t :(

[@FirepithLol]

The first line of the song was all I needed to hear.

[@kotogray8335]

Brilliant!!

[@FinBoyXD]

What a happy sounding song

[@Omeganed0]

Nobody's harassing actors off of social media when they are dead.

[@taichikamiya4883]

Positively Dreadful nobody is bullying people for certain things like gender sexuality and race, when they are dead (wow that’s a mouthful)

[@WildMagicBoggle]

No one is casually sexist when they are dead

[@smullins17]

this is why I am an organ donor. also this was a great special!

[@Gunman610]

"No one is voting for Donald Trump when they are dead" 2020 - Let's just see how this plays out, okay?

[@2Scribble]

I have the best corpses - seriously. The best. I have done MORE for the undead than ANY previous president!!!

[@decrulez]

Didn’t it already come out that dead people voted for him? We already know they used bots for net neutrality by the fact they used Obama’s name to complain about Obama’s administration..... (no politics just facts. So take your hot take and keep it)

[@chucksolutions4579]

So it's actually the democrats that have dead people voting for them, the republicans have always been behind voter ID to combat this. I used to work as a volunteer in Atlanta and it was common knowledge about all the voter fraud that occurred in that city (the city itself is controlled by the 400,000 most black community living downtown). Anyways, have a nice day!

[@decrulez]

@@chucksolutions4579 Interesting so Leslie McCrae Dowless was a democrat despite registered and running on the Republican platform?

[@chucksolutions4579]

DecRulez96 Wouldn't doubt that republicans have done it too, though the most likely shenanigans republicans get up (typically) is "gerrymandering," where the powers that be move borders around. Look, I want voter ID laws, I am not loyal to republican or democrat, I am loyal to truth. I think that two thirds of the Republican Party are useless, unfortunately I think that 95% of the Democratic Party are useless.

[@jackwilliam1534]

4 years later this song is relevant again

[@gabc7735]

man this is so accurate, Story of my life

[@DanTheManGruen]

Literally can’t wait.

[@jacobgoldstein9189]

No one is arguing politics when they are dead

[@xmattar]

The man behind the laughter

[@jodo9083]

Soooo, no one noticed that the song is called "perspective" but the title on the vid is "Soon You'll Be Dead"? No h8 thought i should point it out.

[@duckduckgooseberry7051]

Jo Do no one complains about video titles when they are dead

[@jettlevi44]

Gummy Gamer baa ba ba ba ba

[@WildMagicBoggle]

No one is correcting people when they are dead

[@b4nd1t9]

@@WildMagicBoggle baa ba da ba ba

[@joaogomes9405]

No one's pointing out obvious shit when they are dead

[@colesmith9829]

“You’re a fuckknuckle if you complain” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yourrightimsooosorry884]

Doesn't matter what happened to your bow tie when you are dead! 1:49

[@thenewbeester]

These guys are bl00dy fantastic !!

[@giakhanhnguyenphung908]

1:17 when newbies users are watching :

[@castcrus]

I'm a grumpy 40 yo bald man now and I need this.😂

[@thefirely1439]

There harmonys are actually beautiful

[@ninjasmooshr]

KZbin just served me this gem... This is now my way of dealing with bullshit.