Elon Musk Owns The Republican Party Now

[@mypillowguy445]

When you voted for a felon but you got an Elon.

[@stephaniesanderson6190]

That's almost an oxymoron! 😁

[@kushclarkkent6669]

And fittingly an 'F' for the voter.

[@xiaoka]

Elon is just like Trump, running to stay out of trouble. He’s years behind on his nasa contracts and Tesla’s fsd lies are coming home to roost.

[@743d]

You can’t spell felon without elon

[@johnleecobain7249]

The F is silent.

[@thexfile.]

The illegal immigrant is telling Congress what to do. 😄

[@wintergreentheme]

Alien musk

[@docmalthus]

Apartheid for Democrats. Once an Afrikaner always an Afrikaner.

[@Damacles9]

Ikr? 😂 You can't write this stuff 😂😂😂😮😢

[@billwalsh388]

That illegal immigrant is Trumps boss.

[@m.d.hollow_]

They really are taking jobs from the American people.

[@emptydesire3]

If Dems dont jump on this with both feet and keep repeating President Musk and VP trump, they’ll never have the back bone to take these idiots out in the next election cycle. Trump thinking Musk has unseated him will tear their relationship apart.

[@stephaniesanderson6190]

(best to remember they also talked about letting the killing begin)😒

[@joelwillis2043]

they will never do that they are the party of not giving a sheet

[@joemalone3249]

names change party change the WEF still the boss

[@CorndogMaker]

You don't need backbone when you're opponent is a rapist, to run on the better choice of- absolutely anyone or any*thing* else? The problem is, In America they'd rather have a rapist than a woman. At some point the fault is with the pro-rape American culture, the public, the democracy.

[@electron6825]

Democrats are allergic to winning

[@MrPhotodoc]

Dems need to start calling him President Musk every time so *rump will fire him.

[@GentryMcCabe]

U can't fire your donor

[@gregoryM8105]

Elon Musk is bringing back CONCUBINES!!!The most brilliant man on earth has found a path for immigrant woman to gain citizenship after only 7 years as a concubine These indentured servants thanks to Donald Trump making an executive order altering the constitution will only have to be a concubine for seven short years and then they will earn citizenship! Men may only purchase 7 concubines at a time and must release them once their servitude is done! Elon will also have Koncubineries next to his Wineries so very wealthy men may go on wine and concubine tasting tours! Elon is such an amazing gift to our country thanks in part to his companion Donald Trump!

[@nathanholden1427]

They have.

[@jrzygurl]

I thought you had to be a natural born citizen to be president...hmmm....

[@JJacks920]

WE DID NOT ELECT ELON MUSK. WHY is he making decisions for us? It makes Trump look weak.

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

President Musk and First Lady Dump - has a good ring to it.

[@sharmisthas]

So where does JD fits in? Is there a big enough couch?

[@gregoryM8105]

Elon Musk is bringing back CONCUBINES!!!The most brilliant man on earth has found a path for immigrant woman to gain citizenship after only 7 years as a concubine These indentured servants thanks to Donald Trump making an executive order altering the constitution will only have to be a concubine for seven short years and then they will earn citizenship! Men may only purchase 7 concubines at a time and must release them once their servitude is done! Elon will also have Koncubineries next to his Wineries so very wealthy men may go on wine and concubine tasting tours! Elon is such an amazing gift to our country thanks in part to his companion Donald Trump!

[@scoobydoo5661]

Imagine how much Elon‘s power secretly irks Trump.

[@warriorwaitress7690]

Dork Maga.

[@gregoryM8105]

Elon Musk is bringing back CONCUBINES!!!The most brilliant man on earth has found a path for immigrant woman to gain citizenship after only 7 years as a concubine These indentured servants thanks to Donald Trump making an executive order altering the constitution will only have to be a concubine for seven short years and then they will earn citizenship! Men may only purchase 7 concubines at a time and must release them once their servitude is done! Elon will also have Koncubineries next to his Wineries so very wealthy men may go on wine and concubine tasting tours! Elon is such an amazing gift to our country thanks in part to his companion Donald Trump!

[@redmed10]

Not just republican party, the whole of usa. He bought usa for $143 million. Twitter cost him more. Always knew usa wasa cheap country.

[@SmilingIbis]

Oh, and I have a message for Elon: Lay off the Ketamine!

[@Kristopher2022]

The thing is this is very fragile as the moment Trump realizes that he's Elon musk b**** things will change very quickly

[@tylerhackner9731]

President Musk not doing too well

[@EvanJones-h1y]

The current gop congressmen are the biggest pushovers I have ever seen in my entire life, consistently and across the board. Absolutely spineless.

[@vinrock3918]

Idiots in charge. We deserve better from our servants.

[@sumiland6445]

And putin owns elon. Xi owns putin and elon.

[@hendrikvanleeuwen9110]

Sure, buddy.

[@Leslie_ann_h]

I believe it. Whole world is cooked. Won't be surprised when the world spontaneously combusts or turns into a ball of plasma...... won't be long until we find out which......

[@electron6825]

So Xi owns us 😂

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

And the flying spaghetti Monster is ultimately the mastermind 😂 it's a Corruption matroshika

[@Democracy-d8e]

Elon Musk and Putin own Donald Trump.

[@TheNoseball87]

It's always been a plutocracy

[@tylerhackner9731]

Yep. Now it’s even more obvious

[@sunlion8866]

It's now a Muskocracy 😁

[@gikigill788]

​@@sunlion8866The end of the American experiment.

[@johnnydoe3603]

Did we just Witness a Palace Coup in MAGAdonia and Trump getting Sidelined by Elon ? 🤣🤣

[@gregoryM8105]

Elon Musk is bringing back CONCUBINES!!!The most brilliant man on earth has found a path for immigrant woman to gain citizenship after only 7 years as a concubine These indentured servants thanks to Donald Trump making an executive order altering the constitution will only have to be a concubine for seven short years and then they will earn citizenship! Men may only purchase 7 concubines at a time and must release them once their servitude is done! Elon will also have Koncubineries next to his Wineries so very wealthy men may go on wine and concubine tasting tours! Elon is such an amazing gift to our country thanks in part to his companion Donald Trump!

[@jrzygurl]

Let the chaos begin!!!

[@MrMarumari]

Even if you are an Elon-loving MAGA, you have to admit that democracy is basically over at this point. Scary stuff

[@David-mk5yq]

Maga to admit? hah that's assuming they can even think critically.

[@QuinnOsgood-c9v]

They will be the first to tell you "America is not a democracy". They want a dictator

[@rolotomasi4821]

No, Democracy has prevailed dembats

[@mattsnyder1071]

I voted for Trump not for Trump but for Elon, Vivek, Tulsi, RFK Jr ect... and I'm satisfied.

[@aaronmichaelwilkie9593]

@@mattsnyder1071 you're satisfied with an oligarchy?! 😮💩🧠

[@BerniceCobb-n7u]

Pelosi is 81 years old. She should be retired now. I am sure her grandchildren would love to see more of her. Her husband is in his 80s they should spend the together. She is probably jealous of AOC because she is younger and quite possibly thinking she was once just starting her career.

[@moj1338]

The way Doocey says, "Elon Musk, the richest man on earth...." as if this makes him eligible to dictate what the government should do😡

[@jay31415]

Fox and friends gotta be saying "we f'd up" behind the scenes.

[@stargatecommand714]

Do your thing, Luigi

[@vic5015]

Apparently $277 million buys you the entire GQP.

[@patrickmassonne1919]

Soooooo, Connely is 74. Now That's the kind of generational movement I've been waiting for.

[@thinkitthrough8555]

Trump sold the Republican party to Elon Musk.

[@B_Bodziak]

Your choice of song was absolutely PERFECTION!

[@FunctionFIVE]

2:57 what if the IRS just hired tax advocates and gives them a 2.5% cut of anything they can pull back from billionaires

[@gstgst6334]

Genius! Privatise the IRS. No profit going after the little guy but a 10% commission on billionaires and big companies tax evasion would be very profitable.

[@FunctionFIVE]

@gstgst6334 10% commission is crazy, but also idk how much time and effort it would take. I'm generally against privatizing public entities as it almost always goes south. But the government has a history of both hiring contractors and paying out money for programs. It's not money they are going to recover anyway so better if they get anything rather than nothing.

[@pstrap1311]

Elon tweeting out decrees like the dang Pope issuing papal bulls

[@mslaerik66]

I am not okay with this

[@chrisglosser7318]

I’m pretty sure it’s “Democrats control Depends…” that’s actually pretty accurate

[@kiwihib]

Maybe they can then stop Trump's supply.

[@bennyfactr6122]

Left is best

[@craignelson3243]

The republicans more and more are showing that as far as they're concerned our country is of the rich, for the rich and by the rich and the average American doesn't mean shit to them.

[@ericstevens8131]

I think the garbled phrase was "the pens," as in the pen to sign or veto a bill.

[@jessyjulie5506]

I thought he said the dems

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

And soon Elol is also gonna own the Tories in the UK.

[@netherlandsneanderthals]

Buy the government 😮

[@eleghari]

In a way this is GOOD! We always knew politicians were up for sale but it was done behind closed doors/indirectly. Now it is all out in the open...

[@billydavis7881]

When did voters make musk president,i miss that primary,this is like a bad nightmare you just can't wake up from

[@Robert_Bob_Bobrob]

He looks like he's about to cry.

[@garyfoxall279]

Hopefully Elon does a better job than he did with the Cyber Truck. The 4x4 Urinal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roxanagarnet9531]

That ugly piece of crap car looks so ridiculous, wouldn’t drive it even if I got it for free 😂😂😂 A Pinto had more style than that cyber rolling dumpster.

[@sinetteiversen9978]

Fund the IRS.They brinb back the money big times

[@docmalthus]

Poor MAGA Mike. Now that he's no longer Preacher of the House he'll have to go back to suing non-Christians for their discriminatory civil rights laws.

[@johnandrews2768]

And it was such a short time ago when they all looked so happy eating Mcdonald's together on Trump's plane

[@immortalasirpa6006]

Our nonelected migrant leader needs to purchase presidential immunity from SCOTUS ASAP or spend the rest of his days in court. Alito and Thomas will not rule for anything less than a billion a piece in bribes.

[@dwh58]

When will the USA learn, Musk, Trump, Narcissists.................Stop talking about them........ no talk......... wilting and shrinking will occur.

[@Jhh983]

Someone’s being controlled and it’s mike Johnson

[@accentsma1]

Gee, I’m afraid Mike is afraid to be afraid of being afraid. Everyone knows he shouldn’t be in charge anything but fear itself 🤔🤥

[@mainelement4139]

President Musk should let First Lady Donald have some input on all this.

[@PawesomeCatVideo]

Aussie here stop calling it The Republican Party...or GOP It is MAGA

[@AnotherAmerican91]

Well i guess we must extend the olive branch and shut down the government for 2 years. We live in a democracy and this is what we voted for.

[@mikestanmore2614]

Musk thinks he's Gandalf now?

[@kristophermichaud4467]

"Honey, it's 4pm, time to completely bend to the will of a South African Aparteid trillionaire!" "..yes, Elon..."

[@bbo7002]

Lmao i love that gag with the music, it's hilarious 🤣

[@Darkhorse-u8v]

My closed captioning translated his slurring speach to "Pence". What in the hell?

[@TheManWithNoNickname13]

Is Mike Johnson crying?

[@Leslie_ann_h]

If not now, then soon.....

[@elmabrooks7417]

Why would any one want to own a Republican Party? The Professional People are gone and what is there now are creature of the lost world.

[@Argentfan]

I legit think he faked transmission lag.

[@kristiandoon8976]

Looooong four 🤯+ years ahead

[@paulbourdon1236]

Johnson: Democrats control the pens so how can we possibly vote for the bill?!? We can’t check the box… I think?

[@ZenobiaofPalmyra]

We really need a solution to the boer question.

[@thomastoolcompanyllc.7349]

It's not conservative to let the rich have all the money people............

[@waitz001]

❤Sam

[@madhatter6790]

we are so BONED XP

[@DouglasJohnson.]

trump is going to be a hell of a first lady. I hope he styles his hair like Barbara Bush from now on.

[@zacg_]

Sam, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the mounting pressure for Biden to raise salaries for federal employees inspite of the crappy deal they were given earlier in the year.

[@sylvainlabbe4899]

Yes , the old corporate Dem is killing the Dem party in 😮😅

[@chrisll3874]

I would like to see the Donald on Special K. Might actually help him.

[@burgerpocalypse]

good luck winning the speakership next year, mike!

[@Blivot]

$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now! If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch. 65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies! Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.

[@robertjackson8246]

He definitely said "the pins". Its a Hellraiser reference. Must be because its Christmas.

[@mikefaucher9068]

@robertjackson8246 Great ear on that-and I think it’s an and/or reference to bowling and/or setting the agenda in the senate if something can be voted on. Completely Idiotic in the first reference, because no one sets the pins it’s just how they’re knocked down, halfway true in the second, but he doesn’t want to give away where the fulcrum lies, because it will serve to inform.

[@nikkivn4219]

ALL GREAT EMPIRES FALL, IF PEOPLE ARE THAT DUMB TO ALLOW ONE MAN CONTROL OUR DESTINY, THAN IT TURNS TO BE OUR DESTINEY

[@danielpolk3866]

Republican circular firing squads continue to report for duty.

[@MrJmanrey]

We are in "Don't Look Up" existential threat. Soon Elon will bust into the room and tell Trump to abort nuking the Comet coming to Earth.

[@m.l.b.-j.u.504]

ever since he took the trip to israel he has been acting like this they have something on him

[@antinatalope]

Defence.

[@vrp-geo0224]

The Banana Republic of America has started early but will be official on January 20, 2025.

[@1106gary]

Luxembourg.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

MAGA Mike: "so, you see Elon and Vivek, this is why this bill is essential for the country to run until next year. You get it now?" Vivek: "I still don't get why we can't turn this into a pump and dump scheme." Elon: "I totally get it, eeer bro. By the way, whatdo you think of replacing the bald eagle with a doge on the POTUS seal? That would be like, cooool. Ya know."

[@bugglemagnum6213]

The music😂😂😂

[@B_Bodziak]

@7:05. Fence? pence? Depends?

[@gaikokugo1]

"Events", whatever that means

[@saskialolita]

I think Johnson was saying Democrats control defense (in relation to votes on spending)

[@montyduskin4610]

WHERE'S PRESIDENT BIDEN ?? TO EARLY FOR THE FOX DESTROY AMERICA RATINGS SHOW 🤔

[@NotShowingOff]

This is like game of thrones from the serf perspective

[@user-lo8qi5qr5u]

Seriously. Does anyone know what Johnson said at 6:40?

[@introduire]

That was the point, the vagueness, it is a speech tactic, he on purpose half said something that no one would understand, knowing that the ignorant cultist MAGA base would come away with the sense that at this point, Democrats control the House when in fact, it is the Republicans, but the word before the vagueness "control" that one he said it very clearly. Mike Johnson is a little man in every sense of the word.

[@BCBell-fj2ht]

Sounded like he said Depends. Like a Freudian slip about their conversations.

[@robinfowler9477]

good grief

[@aro327]

Pulling a Michael Scott.

[@anathematic5083]

it's a good sign when you're still in the group chat

[@stevenweiss2575]

While I wanted AOC leading the oversight committee, I strongly disagree that you can claim to that Pelosi was driven by vengeance in not supporting her. Pelosi is driven more by political strategy than most, her views and rational may not always be yours or mine, but she believes in what she is doing, for political rather than petty personal reasonable.

[@fredericomolina1692]

"Elon and Vivek and I are in a text chain together." So the GOP speaker of the house is consulting billionaires. AMAZING

[@alin81-82]

What was mush mouth johnson saying? Democrats control depends? The adult diapers? Lol.

[@Xarlithion]

Only man I know that would argue for more funding for the IRS and think it is actually going to be used for good.

[@thaidenthach9806]

Speaker of the house sucks. He looks like a harmless nerd, but he's goofy and blood thirsty.

[@WorkingPoorFilms]

Let's not forget Elon's patroons: Bill Maher and Joe Rogan.

[@zacksilber-coats352]

"Democrats still control the _____" The SENATE

[@2445ace]

Didn't he always?

[@billydog1954]

President Musk is doing a great job ,keep it up Elon

[@bob65656565656565]

Republican here totally okay with Elon an African American that actually qualified for the job.

[@aaronmichaelwilkie9593]

Qualified for what job? He can't even get a security clearance ffs.

[@marylename]

Do you think he's gonna give you money? And which job is he qualified for?