Samudrartha, but I don't speak Chinese

"I told you, I don't have any other form. What do you mean let's experiment!?! DAN HENG WHY ARE YOU AGREEING!?? WHAT ARE YOU- AAAHHHH!!!!!!!"
- March 7th
⚠️Disclaimer:
• This video features materials protected by the Fair Use guidelines of Section 107 of the Copyright Act. All rights reserved to the copyright owners.
• The videos and songs used in this video was for entertainment purpose only, all the rightful credit goes to the respective owners.
🎞️ Media used in this video 🎵
• Samudrartha · HOYO-MiX · 优素 · 宫奇 · 林一凡
• Samudrartha
• Cult of the Lamb - Cultist Edition
Artwork by: @carlesdalmauart
#HonkaiStarRail #MisheardLyrics #ImbibitorLunae

[@Egrill]

Note that this video contains a copyright-protected content. (I can still use the song, but all the ad revenue will transfer to the copyright owner.) It also means that the audio might not be available for certain countries. I apologize in advance if you've come to experience this issue. 😥

[@Riverlia]

Check who claimed the song. Usually, Hoyoverse doesn't do copyright strike since content creators help spread their game influence. The exception is leakers afaik. However, it's been documented that there are strike scammers who run around claiming contents they don't own. If the claimer is not a known Hoyoverse channel or Cognosphere, I suggest you contact youtube and report it being a false strike.

[@Egrill]

​@@Riverlia In this case, it isn't labeled as a copyright strike. My guess is that it has something to do with the music company. The copyright owner name is "[Merlin] EWway Music On behalf of: 独立发行". The in-game cutscene only includes a partial version of this song while the whole song is only posted via social media platforms which may include part that they don't allow. There's also a chance that they are not associated to Hoyoverse/Cognosphere like you mentioned as well. After reading your comment, I did dispute a claim for my video as fair use, and let's hope it works out! (Thank you for your advice! )

[@Riverlia]

@@Egrill 独立发行 means independent release, which means it's indeed a bogus claim because Hoyomix is not an independent artist. A quick search showed that fake copyright claim from agency started with Merlin is not new, like [Merlin] AudioSalad.

[@Riverlia]

​@@Egrill KZbin deleted my comment, probably due to using "bovine feces" in reference to the claim. 独立发行 means "independent release", ie independent artist. This mean that yes, the strike is false. Hoyomix isn't an independent artist and doesn't need this agency to strike/claim on their behalf. I looked up some discussion about false strike, and yeah, most of the known perpetrators use [Merlin] prefix. Rather telling.

[@Egrill]

​@@Riverlia Right now I can only follow the default KZbin process: Dispute (Up to 30 Days) → Appeal (Up to 7 Days / Risking the chance to doxx me cuz I gotta send me real info) → Counter Notification (For them to take legal action within 10 days.. until then will they have to provide their evidence... idk why people who steal content always get the upper hand...)

[@stardust9470]

when he said "Seele she kite Jafar" I felt that

[@emeryldkitsune]

Yeah, that line broke me, I could not hold back the laughter, it was too good!

[@zhiqiyeoh8375]

This line. This _fucking line_ is memed to the moon and back in CN coz in Chinese it sounds like "rip apart Kokomi's shoulders". We all share one humour braincell it seems.

[@redlotus1353]

Same seele kite jafar cracked me

[@whatever5401]

@@zhiqiyeoh8375 thanks for the fun fact!

[@Direk_Carla]

​@@zhiqiyeoh8375that sounds painful!

[@mareizia]

You have now corrupted my Chinese speaking ability What have you done

[@MrZombiepvz]

same

[@hongfeiwei2710]

At first i could still understand the chinese even with the funky subs, but in the 2nd half…

[@mareizia]

@@hongfeiwei2710 it's not the usual daily conversational vocabulary it's easy to understand the confusion 🤣

[@hongfeiwei2710]

I doubt even my China Chinese parents can understand that one@@mareizia

[@mareizia]

@@hongfeiwei2710 just like the la baguette video french can't even identify it's french I m not saying I m good at Chinese I m a sea monkey but dam the Chinese is too deep

[@stickman1410]

as a native speaker, this hurts me on a molecular level

[@emimimimimimimi]

Same

[@SofiaHe-ey2kz]

This is hilarious to me as a native lol

[@tea_for_life]

I speak Chinese and this is messing with my brain

[@violet9530]

I am no longer trilingual...I am... TRAUMAUTIZED

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

I’m Polish and I can relate so much, but fuck isn’t this accurate.

[@TomTheCat2367]

"Ventilate in the tube Xiao"

[@bronsonbao9022]

148 likes and no replies. Lemme fix that

[@emmanuellamour737]

292 likes and 1 reply. Lemme fix that

[@Qu4r7zz]

"chewbe" as in British

[@Kakashi_Shirin]

a certain tall handsome strimmer is triggered.. i can feel it

[@apanaama3703]

He anemo.

[@tI_si_taht]

"Long Time, Saw Through Sue War" **Me seeing two tunas** wait wha-*realizes*

[@thatoneserialkiller1724]

There is continuity

[@TomTheCat2367]

Adding to solitude tuna lore

[@phineassiowleherng7940]

She sued a solitude tuna, my friend!

[@bearcatmage]

Not solitude any more

[@User-KomoK]

Kiana-chan

[@eertikrux666]

Trailblazers have manifested themselves into misheard lyrics videos as actual racoon

[@user-ok4wj1ee2g]

Proof of Dan heng x trailblazer lol😂

[@Cankun-theboi]

Not just ordinary raccoon, Thai Raccoon

[@anapple6912]

@@user-ok4wj1ee2g nah

[@the_dark_soul_of_man]

The "Seele, she kite Jafar" killed me 😂

[@lol7306]

Yknow I heard Gepard and it made it even funnier

[@yawnzzn_01]

as someone who speaks both chinese and english, this was SO weird for me. my mind kept switching perspectives 😭😭😭

[@MuYu398]

My brain is switching languages system between Chinese & English

[@AverageUn]

After listening to this abomination I can't seem to hear the Chinese lyrics anymore

[@user-ch4wb3en3y]

fr, it’s so weird. Sometimes it sounds so wrong but sometimes so right. Ok, idk what am I even saying now…

[@pessim5355]

That "Zhongli Phone Man" hit hard all the time

[@agent6bell]

Grandpa can use technology now😂😂

[@adamount4152]

What a way to describe a Nokia.

[@ArctiVax]

"sucrose seen Shrek with tong" No wonder her personality is like that

[@Nalfein116]

Of course ultimate shielder gets indestructible phone :)

[@Egrill]

Long before the existence of Gnosis, there was Gnokia

[@bearcatmage]

@@Egrilllol

[@Direk_Carla]

​@@Egrillthat Gnokia can stand corrosion.

[@johanneseure6761]

Continuation on the Tuna lawsuit, we love to see it. Please keep it as an ongoing thing.

[@dzakyhmutaqin]

dude the tuna already suffer because solitude

[@emiliereal1520]

WHERE DID IT START???

[@johanneseure6761]

I think in the La Baguette video@@emiliereal1520

[@tI_si_taht]

​@@emiliereal1520 La vagulette misheard lyrics

[@_Myrhl]

same with the almond seller

[@baihua31]

1:26 I’m glad that Shrek is with tongs instead of thongs lol

[@siverikapash]

"SEELE, SHE KITE JAFAR" 😂😂😂

[@user-ib2bv2dx1l]

As a Chinese I am crying and laughing at the same time for this masterpiece 😂😭

[@lemontea.6212]

As a native speaker, what we heard from the 'seele she kite jafar' is “撕裂心海肩膀” Which literally means tear apart kokomi's shoulder lmaoooo

[@Pavme]

0:46 AINT NO WAY THIS ISNT IN THE LYRICS

[@no_title0w0]

This is for some reason the most normal sounding misheard lyric for me

[@LxCS8]

As a Chinese I find this video rlly amusing which makes me question the songs intended meaning and language even more since I saw 2 videos of misheard lyrics on this song now. I also like how it is connect to “la baguette ” with the “dude sell almond war ” and “the solitude tune”

[@fryingpancakes8445]

This kind of meme videos has been popular on Chinese internet for many years. We call it "空耳" which is a loan word from Japanese internet culture on video site Niconico.

[@Kazumi_ll]

Chorus lyrics Seele She kite Jafar Ventilate in the tube Xiao Bro can't see when she dump Chintal Kind lamb Sucrose seen shrek with tong Silent zoo Zhongli phone man Gold bee should be cheap guac Thai raccoon show when to shine

[@ben-taobeneton3945]

_"Seele kite the Jafar"_ - Good one 😂

[@justcallmecoquette]

"Seele she kite Jafar" so inspiring, i have been motivated to continue drawing and practicing digital art

[@fazu_bear7021]

The Tuna in Court Saga still continues😂

[@Skyline-gk9gc]

As a Chinese myself, this misheard lyrics feels so wrong but so right at the same time 💀

[@no1terminusfan]

1:20 NOT THE CULT OF THE LAMB FANART

[@hiyorimiya4878]

"Ventilate in the tube xiao" that one got me

[@jeontaegukk2504]

"Sucrose seen Shrek with tong" 😭😭😭

[@ChocoEarly1530]

I'm Chinese and this video is hilarious lmao honestly really well done

[@mondstadt8881]

Great 💀 now every time I hear that music it will remind me of seele💀

[@piemoss1043]

As someone who understands both Chinese and English, I cannot tell you how many backflips my brain did while I watched this 😂😂😂. This is so funny, please keep making these

[@thegeogoldfish]

As a chinese person, I'm not offended ofc but the misheard lyrics absolutely chucked my language out the window LMFAO.

[@calyxconcision]

"Seele she kite Jafar" I'M FUCKING CRYING.

[@zerosanity3057]

Trial of solitude tuna still going

[@justinjection20]

Not Seele in the kite jafar 😭

[@xbowlil3042]

as someone who understands chinese, this is so correct 💀

[@noonespecial311]

Nooo, Tuna lost the lawsuit. He was in solitude and now this? He needs a break. Great video, by the way

[@gnoot50]

this video is kinda funny to me as a chinese person who grew up in america. i dont really know that much chinese but i can clearly tell the difference of how chinese sounds and how english sounds. what i mean is that its like my brain cannot hear how this song with chinese lyrics could possibly sound this way. not trying to offend anyone but this was just an interesting thing i wanted to comment

[@nguyenhuyhoang5952]

1:12 Poor bro, also feel like some kind of Chinese sad novels :D

[@daisy611]

As a native Chinese speaker, this song completely destroyed all Chinese I have learnt in my life😂😂 I love “Seele she kite Jafar”

[@nehan_721]

The Tuna sue-ing saga continuation from Furina MV 🎉

[@user-zs3be3hh8x]

"Die of Pure Chad" fucking SENT me omg. and u missed the chance to put trailblazer with the raccoon part ): awesome vid!

[@HitKiu]

idk about you guys but this is top tier humor for me 🤣

[@YJSP893]

btw the seele she kite jafar part in Chinese sounds very similar 'to tear kokomi's shoulder' and most Chinese players still don't know what the actual lyrics is, everyone only knows kokomi gets hurt so bad

[@jjsok4288]

Yep, "Childe Daydreaming you", definitely have effect on Fate(命运) itself 🤣🤣 also call me(我）god of war👈

[@fourth4q118]

01:20 not *Cult of The Lamb* be such a KIND LAMB XD

[@auran150]

the bee movie in the background of gold bee 😭😭😭

[@moonplume]

1:29 no way zhongli phone guy from fnaf real🤯!?!1?1!1?1!?11!?1!?

[@MafuAddictor]

As a Chinese speaker ”Bro can’t see when she dump” is golden Actually pronunciation sounds at least 90% the same

[@z_1kou769]

As a chinese, i cant stop laughing 😂😂 I totally lost it at the "Seele" part lmao😂 this is too well-made

[@SarahSainaba]

HELP. IM AT DINNER LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

[@Stormo_Lovez]

“Ventilate In The Tube Xiao” 😞

[@samheartnet]

Learning Chinese AND English at the same time. You earned my sub

[@edgarjdq]

I love the references to the other misheard videos.

[@suenzhong7891]

Any knowledge I had of the Chinese lyrics has now gone out the window thanks

[@kdoom3801]

The same cool shrek for before

[@yuri_gnsn]

i, speak Chinese and i lounged loudly with that weird text 😂

[@username_69807]

1:03 at this part the lyrics are 撕裂形骸解放， which sounds like 撕裂心海肩膀 tear kokomi’s shoulder

[@Alzhhiii]

This is making me forget how to speak Chinese 🤡

[@gamerrenthack7004]

Now I can’t even listen to this song in a normal way anymore 💀

[@sasmithamadushan]

"Die of Pure chad", "Bro can't see when she dump" really got me dying 🤣💀

[@Hydro346]

I speak Chinese and I can’t unhear it

[@humanzzzz]

This is actually a good way to help people who are confused on how to pronounce the Chinese to get closer to the correct pronunciation imo 😂😂😂😂

[@DerrickParr]

I can’t stop hearing “Drowned your foe mom”

[@yamatanoorochi3149]

seele she kite jafar is going to be my hsr signature

[@Jungniceee]

I lost it at Seele kite jafar lmao

[@FT-el8rs]

As a Chinese my mind is now cursed

[@justgguy3421]

Cult of the lamb mentioned begin recruiting for new sacrifice

[@Daniel_RB]

Dude sell almond WAR

[@snowynxx03]

1:02 On this part i often heard "SEELEE SHE FANG GEPARDDD" 😭😭😭

[@qwncyy]

I hear "Seele she fight gepard"

[@Daedalus127]

Seele she kite Jafar... huh... odd wish

[@deveaux0601]

12/10... I laughed so hard NO WAY you have only 4k subs

[@FireflyPlayzYT]

“Childe daydreaming you” Ye I do not want this to happen 💀

[@CTony-xh2ux]

As a Chinese, I decided to give up speaking in Chinese after this video

[@neon_rainbowlight1302]

10 days later this is still golden and I always came back to listen to this non stop ( will never lose my high respect)

[@indahnurhakiki3259]

sejauh ini, ini paling jauh HAHAHA. lucu banget.

[@beasthunter4003]

I’m not confused…I’m not confused…I’m definitely NOT confused

[@FredBadAtNaming]

Even if you speak Chinese, you still don't know what's in the lyrics. Trust me.

[@Galaticbaseballer426]

Well done👏 as non Chinese speaker, I felt every word you said😂

[@arsenlupen7606]

İ love how misherd format can be so different in the same song

[@TravelerSaniar]

I request "if i can stop one heart from breaking but i don't know english" I think it's an impossible task, but maybe doable (maybe. Idk. Maybe not)

[@Egrill]

Sad news, I've tried that before, I couldn't do it

[@gkame518]

DUDE WHO SELL ALMOND

[@crimsonfenrir2334]

Nearly dying laughing on this one 😂

[@gingerbread_GB]

That "ventilate in" be going real hard.

[@xymiharu]

being chinese it's hard to mishear but your content was funny as usual!!

[@OrphanCrow]

the "Seele" was amazing! lol also couldve been "thai racoon show Kel'Thuzad" from warcraft

[@Egrill]

That's so good 😂

[@ZackRPSR]

"Long time, Console true war"

[@katsumixv]

I'm Chinese and you have no idea how hilarious i found this 😂

[@thealandude9146]

this is wild as someone that understands chinese

[@bg3545]

Bro why does this make sense

[@tonybolt9390]

Jordan Longsheet got me gigglin good

[@KinakoTaro]

Zhongli Phone Man, bro...

[@Vic_Trip]

That thumbnail is when Dan Heng finds out March took a photo of him sleeping with one of her plushies.

[@AhMaD-gc4xp]

Bro damn your work i laugh unbelievablaly so hard man youre the real goat

[@cubbeykitten8863]

Bruh every time I watch these videos that's how I sing the songs now and I can't stop 😭

[@LegendaryTalesandTrails]

Oh my god this is so funny. They never fail to make me laugh.

[@yuanliliu7237]

I am Chinese, and I can 100% sure to you that this is accurate as fk

[@HazeOvO]

Lmfaoo Idk what I expected but this was actually so good "Having sex with the beas and the eagles" type of mishearing will never not be funny (AOT theme)

[@MekikoKurosawa]

finally the true translation 🤭🤭

[@SiLeN2U]

Idk why but "Zhongli phone man" line got me caught off guard

[@neon_rainbowlight1302]

This is the best video i seen( Laughing so hard non stop, we need more like this bro, you have my deepest respect.