Samurai Jack: The Best of The Scotsman

[@JoeyVSupreme]

I love that the Scotsman loves his wife so much, that the sirens can’t hypnotize him

[@pffpffovich2398]

Or because of constant listnening to bagpipes as it shown in episode.

[@josemexicanmexican7602]

@@pffpffovich2398 I'm pretty sure the dude just loves his wife to no end

[@slothguy5946]

Nah, he just has proper taste in women.

[@cyprusflag1485]

Why Scotsman sounds to me like Demoman from TF2?

[@pffpffovich2398]

@@cyprusflag1485 because demo from tf2 is Scottish

[@yudi-weiss3827]

This guy's roasting level is in an entirely different plane of reality.

[@voices4dayz469]

*Irish* I was that good.

[@diamondknight1015]

@@voices4dayz469 He's Scottish man.

[@piemparade]

Diamond Knight101 This guy’s roasting level is in an entirely different t plane of reality.

[@dragons_hook]

And his wife's is even higher!

[@HenryDube72]

Probably took from his wife.

[@GarageHaruo]

A true Scotsman. Can roast, can fight, loves his wife to utter pieces. The trifecta

[@bigman9970]

Pumí Kral mate any cunt from the highlands who plays for honour obviously mains highlander unless they’re bent pricks

[@paulcopper299]

And quite a paradox because compared to his clan he's the mellow one

[@MrStone125]

can't leave the uk tho

[@Sapizanza]

Gotta remember that

[@Arceus-dicklick]

And he's fucking hilarious and is the only one who can keep up with jack when in a fight

[@brainman]

The fact that the Scotsman is completely evenly matched with Jack is really insane when you realize that Jack was able to take down six of the worlds greatest bounty hunters in half a second.

[@Bubbble_Bear]

he isnt public enemy #2 (counting Jack) for nothing

[@draconomega]

jack was literally trained by some of the greatest masters in the world. meanwhile this scotsman don't give a damn

[@maxine3978]

Six of the greatest bounty hunters west of the missisipi

[@randomuoutube2029]

To be fair, the scottsmen gave up, he was just to proud to admit it. Jack also wasnt going for the kill, if it was serious, jack probably couldve killed him relatively quickly

[@heakhaek]

He has the 10% attack bonus from the bagpipe

[@cassiuseagen4207]

“He speaks in a most ancient tongue.” “BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!” this show was ahead of it’s time.

[@deeknoll7864]

Fully 100% agreed

[@cybardsands1362]

My favorite was the build up to meeting his wife. If anyone met my girlfriend this is legit us.

[@aneesmoon3782]

Cassius Eagen you mean LALALALALALALALALAAA!!!!

[@kanethompson708]

Lmao 👌

[@jacobgraemoor5778]

Basically speaking drunkard, the official language of Scotland and Ireland.

[@MechaEmperor7000]

I just realized the Scotsman is the only person who annoyed jack enough to get him to indulge in an act of pettiness. And apparently the Scotsman did such a great job that the gods themselves found Jack's one act of pettiness completely justified.

[@Bubbble_Bear]

I mean he disrespected their craft pretty hard lmao

[@goodchange1853]

I don't get it? What the gods have to do with this?

[@robertfaucher3750]

​@@goodchange1853the sword is made from a pure and righteous human spirit. I think he reforges the blade and the gods are the one to judge you/ do that

[@Robsonski96]

Nah, the Gods knew that the Scotsman will become Jack's greatest ally (and friend) so they didn't intervene.

[@ukaszflis828]

​@@goodchange1853Ra, Odin and Vishnu, who fought against Aku, made Jack's sword.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

This is pretty much how a Japanese and a Scottish would converse...and become best mates.

[@terciodeflandes97]

God I hope the rugby match in this year's world cup between Japan and Scotland ends like this

[@thefffc194]

Well I've never met a Japanese person before so I can't confirm that, but I hope to

[@kiltmaster7041]

We Scots prefer for the noun form of our nationality to be "Scots." Basically, we took the first syllable of our country's name and used that as the name for it's people. We did the same thing when we discovered China, Japan, and Pakistan.

[@brittanyc.4540]

😁 🇯🇵 🙌 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😁

[@chaospersonified1185]

I love both of them. Jack and the Scotsman

[@nagatouzumaki99]

"The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm" Never gets old

[@LTFHXCVI]

That and “sounds like someone is stepping on a cat…. Sounds like someone’s stepping on a lot of cats “ haha

[@demijones7537]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheNJ93487]

You're literally right. No more old.

[@RosalynGeneroso-lg7zg]

9:04

[@AleXannon92]

"Wanna hear a story?" "Does it look like me bedtime?" Roasted.

[@emanuelcazarez940]

AleXizzed boom roasted.

[@Treilerk]

"- You've seen him before? He's been here before?" - The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" - No. We're gone." He knows how to roast and he's funny doing it.

[@JoyBoy0606]

@@Treilerk You don't understand. The Rime (Yes that's how it's spelled) of the Ancient Mariner takes nearly an hour to tell.

[@Treilerk]

@@JoyBoy0606 I was just trying to make a joke... and failed miserably, from what I see.

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

Einz Wrecker dw everyone here failed

[@heiseiren7660]

I love how the Scotsman was one of the very few characters capable of provoking Jack emotionally without even drawing a single weapon.

[@val3454]

Racism is one hell of a weapon

[@LightUpDaBomb1]

Lmaooooo...truly a man with a gift.

[@Dargoneth]

Well, his first insult barrage was about 1 minute long 😂

[@niceofgames]

Because usually Jack doesn't need to speak to people, but the Scotsman just kinda...forces him to without forcing him to, if that makes sense.

[@clarkkent8286]

It's like dealing with Naruto. How do you deal with a guy that just won't shut up?

[@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ]

Interesting how a guy who is basically a direct opposite to Jack in both fighting style and personality-wise quickly became his best bro

[@heheh9945]

And yet was able to fight to a draw

[@hagamapama]

Strength, aggression and brutality vs calmness, discipline and technique. At least on the surface... under the surface those two men are more alike than different.

[@mizansuhaimi1576]

It sort of reminds me of Mugen and Jin's relationship from Samurai Champloo

[@gamechanger8908]

The oldest known epic tale. The Epic of Gilgamesh involved two opposite men who fought like hell become best of friends.

[@JR-bf3bu]

Opposites tend to attract one another

[@red_dulge]

9:40 It's a funny wholesome detail to see the Scotsman being surprised by how Jack responded so lax since he's so used to him speaking formally 😆

[@arthurpendragonsyt]

It's also one of the few times Jack laughed so wholeheartedly. You don't see him relaxed like this often.

[@countsnowyofgwainn3996]

"DON'T SQUASH 'EM MUFFIN'! HE'S A FRIEND O' MINE!" one of the best lines

[@lightningguardian331]

Ashton Werner I have to love you for commenting this. And yes it is golden

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️

[@patrickbyrne5070]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME BEDTIME? Some great ones

[@cantinoch9579]

I love how the Scottsman wasn't even offended his wife got insulted, but rather instantly feared for Jack's safety.

[@finnmchugh99]

He did say he was the mellow one in the clan, so that prob included his sweetheart too

[@natasreficul8388]

Best of the Scotsman, literally everytime He’s on screen.

[@evilepicface5860]

Exactly

[@fairnut6418]

Wasn’t there a part where he is in a wheelchair with Aku?

[@old_cartoonetwork8]

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[@Vikashar]

Should rename it best of the show, because every one of his scenes was the best

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️🙏🏽

[@levikarkiainen331]

it's a fact of Medical Science that Scottish women who carry a little extra weight around live significantly longer than men who mention it

[@coachlombardi9657]

Levi Karkiainen Just don't tell the Scotsman's wife, she will be coming after you.

[@bellemiranda864]

Levi Karkiainen you

[@otakon17]

Damn good joke.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Hey. Why do husbands die sooner than their wives? Because they want to.

[@claytonhess5512]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@huntercool2232]

I just love how we saw a Scottish and a Japanese become friends in this show. Probably two of the most different cultures you could imagine, each being found on the opposite end of the globe. Yet together they forged a bond that was truly unbreakable.

[@deliacolquhoun2845]

Truly remarkable. Although I am a Scot and love Japanese culture.

[@Lofirainbows]

There are some similarties

[@huntercool2232]

@@Lofirainbows like what specifically?

[@grahamleeper8015]

@@huntercool2232 A similar drinking culture

[@Heman-x1n]

Japanese with an Africans voice lol

[@hikaritakahashi9411]

"He speaks in a most ancient tongue..." "BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH"

[@robertwyatt7188]

That is what scottish gaelic sounds like

[@MasterSnakeTamer]

Well, who listens to a man who wears an elk skull on his head?

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

@@MasterSnakeTamer The real mystery is how he got it when scotland dosent have elks

[@jurassicprimalgamer2457]

Robert Wyatt Excuse me I'm Scottish Btw

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Jurassic Primal So?

[@firedeflect1356]

the best of the scotsman should just be all of the scotsman scenes

[@TsuladanGaming]

Heh, to be honest I thought the same thing when I started the edit.

[@haroldgerken4835]

son goku definitely

[@YamatoIX]

Amen to that.

[@wouldntyouliketoknow9455]

"Soy faced" Damn this dude called Jack a soy boy years before it became common lol.

[@donsal.t.1765]

Or was it a racist joke 🤔

[@internetcampbell2267]

We Scottish don't even call people that lol.

[@MrTsunamie231]

Well it is the future

[@lupuswarrior6785]

T Y maybe soy face like as in being racist towards Asians maybe

[@Saint_Wolf_]

Probably my boy was being racist. But still the twist would still be there since Jack is short and slim Chad, but the Scotsman is a large hairy standard Chad.

[@SuperCrazyEstonian]

I always loved the scene where Jack basically called his wife fat. Instead of getting angry, he is fearful for Jacks life. At that point, he seems to consider Jack to be his brother. And this is a character who gets ticked off by the smallest of things. Scotsman insulting the sirens was comedy gold. He just would not shut up.

[@heartnet40]

Just a reminder for those who don't realize it: Jack asks The Scotsman to stand aside, but The Scotsman refuses. The Scotsman also tells Jack to stand aside... *and Jack refuses.* These two were destined to be best friends no matter how different they initially appear to be.

[@makani9004]

Reminds me of how Robin Hood meets Little John.

[@coachlombardi9657]

Technically, they couldn't step aside with the bridge being too narrow. The only way either could get past was one of them backing up for the other which both refused to do. But yes, they were meant to be friends.

[@filipbitala2624]

Ah yes, i could definetly understand that from the 1:07

[@Lowkeylie]

Funny thing is I’m 100% confident Jack could have just leapt over the Scotsman, meaning they were both just being stubborn lol

[@johnynoway9127]

​@@Lowkeylie yep i think slightly out of character for him.

[@Trufflemaster]

And this guy fathered 50 daughters.

[@Mossrag]

trufflemaster I thought it was more but I think your assumption is closer.

[@lastprimaris7914]

trufflemaster ha by the time I upload this comment you have 50 likes

[@G_Zero127]

Hes in a wheel chair because his wife broke his hip every time they have sex.

[@ajduran91ad]

trufflemaster Actually it's 20 daughters.

[@timothycarney9652]

And they are all at least 6 feet tall, muscled like hercules and gorgeous, I love when the scotsman tells them all to cover up before going into battle... Just any scene with him- "Nope, this was a bad Idea" and them him insulting Aku

[@voltwrecker4596]

This is what I love about the Scotsman. he doesn't need to swear to utterly roast you.

[@duffzilla1292]

Volt Wrecker it would be better if he did swear though

[@Adam-wy7mj]

Yep

[@josejoaquinbenitez6485]

It would be better if I could understand half of what he's saying.The Scottish accent is my favorite but his is way too thick.

[@Treilerk]

I would like too, but his insults are funny nonetheless.

[@Thememester439]

You probably won't know what he said, but you'll know you've been insulted.

[@huntercool2232]

Scotsman was indeed a true friend to Jack, but we also mustn’t forget how much Jack was a friend to Scotsman as well. They forged a bond through battle, but the reason Scotsman was so selfless towards Jack is because of the kindness he showed him when he helped save his wife. Scotsman asked how he could repay Jack and Jack told him that friends carry no debts. That touched Scotsman and their friendship was set in stone that day, he spent the rest of his life looking out for Jack and never once told him that he owed him one because he took Jack’s words to heart. That’s what I call a true friendship.

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

This.

[@JrodJared93]

The noise the bagpipe makes when Jack stabs it is just hilarious.

[@TsuladanGaming]

Agreed, I was so tempted to make some comment about the sound of a deflating bagpipe being the most pitiful sound ever, but the look on his face and his reaction just make it all so priceless.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Agreed

[@Samantha517]

JRodJared93 The sound it makes when he tosses it over the rope bridge is hilarious too 😂

[@monopoly1107]

Sounds like he stabbed a cat.....sounds like he stabbed a lot of cats

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Kaitlin Greer Hah...

[@mop2420]

He looks genuinely sad while he watches his bagpipes deflate

[@solairethesunbro3806]

Mop the sound coupled with both their reactions make the moment Golden

[@olo819]

Every bagpipe player with a bit gentle heart would react like that. Some scotsmen'd act MORE violent.

[@rfacproductions6552]

666 likes 😨 *_proceeds to be the 667th like_*

[@jackmack4181]

You’ve done it know

[@thehighesttitle]

I can play a melancholy tune for your weeping

[@Montesama314]

The interactions with the Scotsman were a great way to broaden Jack's emotional range. Yes, he's a patient, kind, mature fellow, but with the Scotsman, he can be spiteful, sassy, and a little bit childish. Jack usually has partners and damsels in distress, but only the Scotsman is his bro.

[@catherinecao4810]

I loved that look on his face when he saw the bagpipes. How many times in the series is Jack smug about something? And about something so petty?

[@Dolritto]

Jack is also a thinker, he had many days to ponder his path and world that surrounded him. Scotsman gave him a lesson that true power may come in shapes and patterns that he never would have considered to be worthy of holding it and it really humbled him. If Scotsman is how he is and in such cruel reality his doing perfectly fine, then perhaps Jack had something to learn out of this behaviour and he tried to embrace this inner whimsical child that Scot got out of him - something that was stuck deep inside for way too long.

[@silverseth7]

@@catherinecao4810 "SHUT IT!"

[@catherinecao4810]

@@silverseth7 😒😏

[@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860]

he is allways moraly superior to everyone around him. He literally dedicated his life to fight evil, so barely anyone can trully understand him, neither he could really understand them, because his life of hardship is devoided of doubt or self-indulgence. The scotman is a completely new expirence to him, he literally found his equal. Even if the manners are polar opposites, his values are one and the same. He can banter to hell and back with him, because they can relate on every level. I suspect the scotman was the second "Chosen One", who overlapped with Jack because of the time travel.

[@angbandsbane]

John DiMaggio killed it with this performance, there's simply no other way to put it

[@neopolitan9156]

Big fax

[@yew8707]

He kills every performance he has

[@patrickbyrne5070]

It’s basically Scottish Bender but aye he’s great

[@koleszgdanska7149]

I knew he sounded like a Joker...

[@franciscogonzalez1110]

What's even more impressive is that he is not even Scottish or Irish, he's of Italian parents and yet he knows how to do an amazing Scottish accent!

[@ollilehtonen6764]

Everybody gangsta until the scottish housewife starts going "LALALALALA".

[@nimigeorge8089]

😂

[@blazing_goomba9330]

bruh😂😂 i laught so hard

[@eaglehood224]

@@nimigeorge8089 Well, it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings

[@Skiergold]

@@eaglehood224 Aye, and once the brawny lass begins? You'd best either start running like hell and all its demons are on your ass, or cover down and hope all your affairs are in order!

[@eaglehood224]

@@Skiergold Oh bugger. I pity the poor ones who decided to yap about her heft. Bloody bastards had it coming.

[@thatonerandomguy2774]

Is he speaking English? *Well yes but actually no.*

[@KirbyJason210]

THAT MEME AHHHHH

[@heathstalker495]

Scottish

[@-green-405]

Scotland isnt part of England

[@maelstrom7198]

I can understand him perfectly fine

[@koolmckool7039]

@@maelstrom7198 Same.

[@Conman0093]

Out of all the warriors that could fight Jack to a standstill in swordsmanship, they picked a burly scotsman. As one of strong Scottish descent, this makes me happy.

[@michaelkowal3230]

And the scotsman is the most recurring character aside from Jack and Aku

[@JanusHoW]

Not only that, but he gets a sword to match Jack's own.

[@credinzel6996]

@@JanusHoW Plus he's just as skilled in swordsmenship

[@radman4049]

He's in a game vampire the masquerade bloodlines

[@theflyingwelshman5338]

It’s a shame that we Welsh never get any attention. We were among the best archers in the Isles.

[@jmatrix0053]

i love 8:50 “sounds like someone steppin’ on a cat.” and the sirens stop for a second like “excuse me you uncultured swine?”

[@just_a_tophat5759]

I always thought that was just them sorta taking in another breath to continue singing, But looking at it now none of them actually do stop singing and rather just lower the pitch to hear him.

[@ThePensissimo]

i wish i had 1/164th of the scotsman's confidence.

[@user-ri9vi9bk6o]

Same

[@NameName2.0]

@Venky Wank 1/164th of a finger.

[@semregob3363]

physical strength gives confidence

[@mochalo4912]

@@semregob3363 sometimes, although i met 8yo kids who are literally more confident than some strong men , i think confidence comes mostly from not being afraid of the consequences of fighting (with hands or words); the more experience you got in fighting the more confident you are

[@JonDoe42069]

6:02 Just goes to show Scotsman's respect for Jack. Isn't even mad about upsetting his wife and telling his bro to run.

[@huntercool2232]

You know a friend is a true friend when they tell you to run when their wife is trying to kill you

[@patrickbyrne5070]

She ain’t a wee lass!

[@infomatters.]

@@patrickbyrne5070 💀

[@m3ph1t27]

To be fair, jack just called her big. Not an insult, just a fact. Scotsman knows his wife is big, she's taller than him. And I bet he loves a big, strong and "passionate" woman.

[@tiberiusvirus9342]

Runnnnnnn😲

[@sonrouge]

If defeating Aku didn't require Jack's magic sword, I'd put money on the Scotsman beating him.

[@Riggy1991]

The Scotsman is public enemy number 1 alongside Jack Even whilst incapable of killing Aku he's still deemed dangerous enough for Aku to want dead

[@IHateMilkbruh]

His runic sword could do to tho

[@Riggy1991]

@@IHateMilkbruh harm Aku maybe but not kill him

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

Aku does still have a weakness to magic in general and considering the Scotsman sword has some magic runes n shit he could probably fight aku and put up a good fight

[@pjcc2419]

Aku won't be dying by mere scotman's sword. But good luck to his feelings and whatever soul left behind aku, aku may be living in fire and stuff but he won't probably recover from the scotsman's words. Bonus if his wife comes in

[@snowflake9171]

I love how the Scottman wasn't offended when Jack said his Wife was Big and just straight up told him to Run 😂😂

[@blazingblue_3039]

Jack:"This doorway is so very small, and your wife is so very..." Wife: "WOT?!" Scotsman: "RUUN!!!"

[@Esp-go1el]

Jack: " Omae mo wa shindiru" Wife: "NANI"?! Scottsman: "No onii chan"

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

Don’t squash him, muffin! He’s a friend of mine!

[@haleypierce6635]

Run jack run!

[@o_o-037]

Never bring up a woman's weight. Even by accident. An overweight woman know's she's fat. She just hated being reminded, because it would have nothing to do with the subject of the conversation. At least in HER mind.

[@piccoleitor]

@@Esp-go1el "Omae wa mou shindeiru" おまえはもうしんでいる

[@quchi7232]

"You're in for it now buddy" *Jack gets punched away* "Me buddy!" *punches the hell out of the Viking*

[@old_cartoonetwork8]

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[@kidvex5741]

Congrats im ur 1000th like

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️

[@EazyE2289]

😂😂😂😂😂RIGHT

[@kaeland38]

I love how when he sees that the sirens stole Jack’s sword, he completely goes for blood. He knows craftsmanship when he sees it and stealing such craftsmanship (especially from his friend) is unforgivable

[@tommymoodie2157]

SHE DOGS MUST PAY!

[@jeremytung1632]

Literally three seasons earlier: you call that thing dangling on your hip a sword? Looks more like a butter knife, you won’t hurt anyone swinging a piece of tin foil around, ye’d be better off using your slippers for a weapon.

[@kaeland38]

@@jeremytung1632 he got humbled real quick when he fought against it 😂

[@Lowkeylie]

@@jeremytung1632 It’s also presumed he learned the thing was unbreakable and could actually harm Aku. Tends to shift a guy’s perspectives.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@Lowkeylie also friendship probably played a part of it The man became a friend of jack so when he saw someone stole something precious to a friend which was also the last thing he had from his family yeah dude was beyond fucking pissed hell I would be too in all honesty

[@BigDaddyTony24]

7:01 “Me buddy!” And proceeds to gut punch a guy 3 times his size. That was so wholesome lol

[@ambuknight]

It's like "HA Jack going teach you a lesson" then sees Brainwashed Jack get Throttled and not even recover like he never took a beating before. "HOLY SHIT.... THATS NOT GOOD!" The. Proceeds to look after his bro who is clearly not right.

[@felipe-vf5np]

8 years playing demoknight gave me the power to understand him perfectly

[@kyojin336]

If only he was a cyclope

[@ALPHABARLOG]

wHat MAkeS mE a gOoD dEmOMaN?

[@sirloin5644]

You deserve some scrumpy for that 😂

@@ALPHABARLOG If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@kyojin336 He kind of becomes one in Season 5.

[@totdud]

i like how in the future that is Aku the only two cultures from modern times to survive are the Celtics and Shaolin

[@twist58]

Sounds pretty accurate.

[@coolchrisable]

well you forgot about the spartan culture and if i rember correctly the last of the viking culture died with that dude who was turned into a lava golem by aku until jack came and gave him a great battle and merciful death

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

chase s also the Spartans

[@draghicivlad2444]

Nah...those are just the greeks after they paied all their debts to Germany

[@blitzwaffe]

What about the Chicago mobsters?

[@dominickkhan7554]

Holy crap, he said “she dogs” that’s a clever move form the writers

[@stutterysteamerproductions875]

I never freaking caught that until NOW.

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Wouldnt be suprised if its actually used like that and not even a PG way to say bitch

[@Blacktail91]

A samurai and a Scotsman. The bromance we never knew we needed.

[@furioussherman7265]

I love how the Scotsman is this crazy badass with epic insults most of the time, but he's completely smitten and doting around his wife. It's a hilarious contrast.

[@funkmantim2661]

pretty much how it works, a real man can be the strongest, coolest, most manliest man on the face of the planet, but when he is with his woman he is the most clumsy person on the face of the planet for them.

[@jacobbenns6090]

This is true of most Scots, myself included

[@salvadorsanchez4136]

He's also so in love with his wife that the siren song doesn't even phase him. Edit: He also claims that his wife is a much better singer (I doubt that) but it also further cements my claim.

[@articusramos808]

He gets the best husband reward and the best father reward too. The scotsman is one great friend too

[@roxanaapariciowolfe872]

I died when he insulted the screaming women. “The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm!!!”, “I’ve heard pigs squeal better than you!!!”. XDXDXDXDXD Lmao

[@ashharkausar413]

Scottsman is such a savage

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Scotsman's Wife: "LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA!" Scotsman: "Ah....such sweet melody"

[@sweetsambra]

Dragon Ball XD

[@sweetsambra]

Yu-Gi-Oh! XD

[@Blue-Lady]

*SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE STEPPIN' ON A CAT!!* *..... SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE STEPPIN' ON A LOT OF CATS.*

[@Musicbrowser01]

The Scotsman was one hell of a true friend to Jack. Despite their rocky meeting at first, they had no issue respecting one another after seeing each other fight. On top of that, he was completely open to Jack about needing his help to save his wife and openly cried and hugged Jack. Most men today wouldn’t do that if placed in the same situation. But above all else, the Scotsman looked out for Jack as if they were brothers when he lost his memory. He didn’t care what he was doing before, he went out of his way to help Jack and used his own expenses to help get them where they needed to go. Not once did he ever tell Jack how much he owed him. But what I loved the most about that last episode was that whenever the Scotsman would unintentionally place Jack in danger, IE punched by a Viking and brought into a bar full of criminals who were hunting down Jack, I admired how the Scotsman immediately switched to protect Jack and taking responsibility. That’s a true friend.

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️

[@enterthekyuubi]

Nah. Guys usually become rivals, then friends afterwards.

[@lil_jackgamez8992]

Ya that's topical guy behavior we hate each other at first then we find something we have in common and slow start doing dumb stuff and helping each other out from time to time.

[@Graciashauf]

This happens in the military. My coworker go into it with a huge black guy in the military. They made each other bleed. When the drill sergeant saw my buddy (white dude) with a gash in his bald head the black guy gave him, he said he gashed it somewhere else. When they finished basic training he told him what I figured he would (the black dude): _Ryan, we may not have met on good terms but you're one tough mf, I'd go into battle with you any day_ they shook hands and had pics together on graduation day. It's just the comradery battle can bring out in men especially if you share the same enemy, you learn to put your differences aside and fight for a common cause. It's the trap your average person fails into from a failed government; they want us divided fighting amongst ourselves left vs right, prolife vs prochoice vax vs not mask vs not... and they use the media to do it.

[@EXEcosmoman20]

its sad he along with jacks allias didnt go to the past with him

[@SkateboardCaes]

The Scotsman always reminded me of my friend: Scottish and crazy but with honor. Unfortunately he slid into darkness and became homeless and lost. Alex Macormack I hope you’re doing well and still in the land of the living.

[@LuisDavila-ol7rr]

Be his Jack…

[@SilverKnight16]

One of the only people in the show that could make Jack belligerent. It's great.

[@TsuladanGaming]

Yeah the Scotsman's character is just so perfectly counter to Jack's while both of them have enough common ground to be a truly fearsome duo once they got to know each other and bonded.

[@StormCrow95]

Perfect foils. Always saw him as the "Han" to Jack's "Luke".

[@Graphomite]

Also the only character to make Jack laugh.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Binary Gamerfox I know, right? StormCrow95 Same here. Graphomite That he is

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

also competitive

[@justinjacobs1501]

"Like, totally cool!" Jack's sense of humor is perfect. He's the type that stays quiet so when he does say something funny it's absolute gold

[@trevortroopa968]

*Jesus Christ is Lord & He’s coming soon. Don’t take that vaccine* ‼️

[@drunkenswordsman5698]

Jack canonically said this too

[@HaggisDruid]

I love how they're the exact opposite of each-other in nearly every way, personality wise, physically, and culturally. Yet they work great together, and exchange wisdom or phrases with one another. I've always loved the Scottsman, I really don't think they could have given Jack a better best-friend.

[@solairethesunbro3806]

ShyMaloki the Scotsman would be a great friend overall knows just the perfect time to roast you back to your senses and has the brawn to back up his shit

[@Seraphinus112]

ShyMaloki opposites tend to make the best of friends once you get past the initial differences.

[@103035icle]

ShyMaloki well he is the mellow one.

[@axevdd]

They have one thing is common and that is that they are both great and respected warriors, thats what brings them together

[@clearcasket1555]

Two sides of the same coin.

[@Boxmaterial]

As a scotsman I can say John dimaggio done us justice... for once I'm not offered by a bad accent... its hands down one of the best cartoon versions of a Scottish accent besides Billy's grandfather from grim adventures..

[@theveganduolingobird7349]

He sounds like the creatures you see emerging out of a Glasgow bar at 11PM

[@dravendarkplays9607]

John DiMaggio. Of Ben ten fame

[@masteredcpucpu7501]

Jacks sword = holy power ultimate Scottsman sword = life after death Idk man both are op

[@aneesmoon3782]

Their swords are both cool

[@baconlover7747]

i always had this feeling the scotsman got his sword in a similar way jack did

[@Brugar18]

And before it was revealed i always thought that scotsmans sword was abother sword that could also harm Aku

[@masteredcpucpu7501]

Maybe it was the gods first run at making a powerful artifact with scottsmans sword. Then perfected it with jacks.

[@david95ms]

Celtic magic bro, not godlike but very damn close

[@MyGamer125]

The friendship between these two is just so pure!

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Best bromance!!!

[@sykesneville1492]

Best bromance/2

[@NobleS1236]

Best of the Scotsman. *Posts literally every Scotsman moment ever*

[@WildVee]

Fans: Ey what's your favourite scotsman moment? Tsuladan gaming: *yes*

[@tilenkerin1279]

Wasn't enough

[@kyokuslaps2411]

Like he isn't always the best

[@norsemanulfenn1956]

Says something about the Scotsman then doesn't it

[@theparkknightreturns]

Every moment of him on screen is the best moment

[@NanashiAkai]

I know this is a "best of the Scotsman" video, but the way a lot of this is cut is making the scotsman's scenes look a lot more chaotic and anti-climatic than they were in the actual show. And I love it

[@ravensquote7206]

Great Scott.

[@TsuladanGaming]

Great Scott indeed.

[@ajduran91ad]

Actually, I'm Irish.

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

Raven's Quote oh this is heavy.

[@henryscott370]

WHAT.

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Raven's Quote* DUDE! You almost made me choke on my soda and color my entire desk in it XD

[@evanhebb1233]

Best of Scotsman? Every scene with him is pure gold

[@austincurtis9307]

Evan Hebb Exactly

[@gsdfan8455]

Too right Evan

[@98kazer]

A friend helps you up when your down A Best Friend Laughs at your shame first THEN helps you up AND Resolves your problems together with you

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Scotsman is Jack's best friend confirmed

[@coachlombardi9657]

98kazer 300th thumbs up and your friends can either roast you or can help you roast others.

[@seekertosecrets7618]

0:58 I miss this character. He went down like a true warrior.

[@filipbitala2624]

“This is a sword, and its bigger than your” is the best insult out of all he said

[@ChilupaKing]

The Scotsman is the perfect definition of a best friend! At first you hate their guts, but then find out you make a bad ass team and watch eachothers backs ^w^ perfect team

[@TsuladanGaming]

I like that you summed it up quite perfectly there.

[@maniacalcoast2742]

Cave Johnson Prime sad Scotsman died

[@thecinematicmind]

Maniacal Coast But that Celtic Magic saved him.

[@Danche925]

Cave Johnson Prime chariots

[@greenskull3393]

I loved the Scotsman the first second I saw him

[@enzldavaractl8345]

they excluded his best monologue, when in the siren's lair he talks about how much better his wife's singing is and it's the sweetest thing ever

[@tyrant-den884]

A man so fearsome, death threw him back.

[@mightymatt767]

Camden Tausworthe Scotsman probably fuckin roasted Death.

[@csab8642]

Yeah. Death was probably like, "This guy doesn't shut up! You all can have him back!"

[@koolmckool7039]

Agreed.

[@articusramos808]

Death: Oh you... roasting Aku till you die huh? Guess what.... you're going back ! But first Roast me! I want to tell God and Satan I was roasted by the scotsman!

[@dinodude8899]

Scotsman: “oi, Grim, what’s up with ye?” Grim; *sigh* “hello, Scotsmon. Look, if’n you want to go back, that’s fine, but can ya please keep it down? Your waking up the underworld with your roasts!”

[@rjbalbuena7789]

Perfect casting. Without John's distinct voice the Scotsman wouldn't have been a memorable character. He clearly had a blast with this role

[@atlaswastakenistaken]

What do ya think o' that, Mr. Pajama-Wearin' = insult of his [kataginu-less] kamishimo (clothes) Basket-Faced = insult of his kasa (hat) Slipper-Wieldin' = insult of his geta (shoes) Clype = tattle-tale Dreep-Bauchled = decrepit / worn out / contemptible Gether-Upin' = crouching, cringing / motley, thatched-together Blate-Maw = momma's boy Bleatherin' = blathering / prattling Gomeral = simpleton / slow-witted person Jessie = pansy / sissy Oaf-Lookin' = buffoonish in appearance Scooner = half-pint (i.e. short man) Nyaff = impudent / irritating / trivial, valueless Plouky = pimply / ugly Shan = shabby, low-quality / no-good Milk-Drinkin' = feeble / unable to handle hard drink Soy-Faced = Asian (pejorative) Shilpit = weak / insipid Mim-Moothed = reserved person or submissive, quiet speaker Snivelin' = whining / pathetic Worm-Eyed = small-minded / of poor eyesight Hootin' = pooh-poohing, dismissing with contempt (hence derisive, dismissive) Blaugh = pale, of sickly complexion Vile = vile Stoochie = filthy Cully = "little friend" (used condescendingly) Breek-Tattie = rancid, stinking potato Edit: F it, credit to FiniteAutomaton, I posted his comment onto here so other people could easily find it since it wasn't on here. Find his comment here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZTScnaNYrV8bpY

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

omg thats a long ass list

[@justsomeguy9206]

Thanks, I always wondered what he was saying.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

@Gregster haha

[@robertwyatt7188]

Ahh, another man of culture I see

[@Kalashinator]

I would have just assumed ANY adjective a Scotsman threw my way was an insult, but this was rather informative. Thank you.

[@morshuM645]

Jack: This doorway is so small and your wife is... Aku: EXTRA THICC

[@brennabrodbeck5183]

Morshu M really?!?

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Scotsman's Wife: WHAT?! LALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAA~! Scotsman: Ohhh, you've done it now, ya - **goes into insult mode**

[@ali99_82]

*E X T R A T H I C C*

[@akuthemasterofdarkness660]

Your are so fat You have the gravity of a dwarf planet

[@funkmantim2661]

@@akuthemasterofdarkness660 may I make a suggestion? *hands the scotsman's wife Jack's sword* run.

[@jowhite9195]

This video title is false advertising. The best moments of the Scotsman is EVERY SECOND HES ON SCREEN.

[@Gboy86ify]

Also it's worth remembering that the Scotsman was the one of the few people who could call themselves Jack's equal in combat. It's no wonder he was wanted by Aku, he was probably causing just as much trouble and doing just as much hero work.

[@Palgrave]

"But lovely lump, the Druid said-" "THE DRUID!? Who listens to a man wearin an ELK SKULL on his head!?" That line has lived in my brain rent free ever since I saw it premiere on TV as a kid

[@JRBDWD]

Hahahahaha 😂 who listen to a woman?

[@Yanramich]

​@@JRBDWD oh hey a misogynist, thought that was a dead species

[@JRBDWD]

@@Yanramich Nah,my little autismo. Unlike you,my numale friend,we aren't eunuchs so we can indeed multiply.

[@qwertykeyboard8033]

​@@JRBDWDrespectfully, drink a cup of needles. Id rather listen to nails scratching on a chalkboard than have a conversation with you. You lonely ass Jelker

[@qwertykeyboard8033]

​@@JRBDWDDisrespect the person who gave birth to you, beacouse it seems like you don't value your life anyways

[@bakiterriyaki9794]

I know whoever's did the scotsman lines had a hilariously fun time and I commend them for creating such a funny part in my child hood

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

John DiMaggio.

[@Lowkeylie]

I always feel like no matter who he’s voicing John DiMaggio is having the time of his life.

[@joselopez6990]

....and it's bigger than yours

[@TheMan-je5xq]

Jose Lopez i wish they had the part where he draws the sword and it takes like several seconds I was like is he implying the size of his junk here lol

[@Dom.0]

don't kill a man's bagpipe... that's way 2 far.

[@estudiopegasus7951]

that's what she said

[@geraldthelord277]

Jose Lopez oh wow xd

[@williamarkwright1805]

That's what she said.

[@ProcyonDei]

For women wondering how guys meet their best friends, this is how: 0:07

[@LinkiePup]

0:34 I fear no man. But that thing. 4:19 It scares me.

[@UwUOnDatBeat1101]

No,no nono I'm not talking about that freak. She isn't here is she? HOW DO I GET THIS FCKIN THING OFF?!

[@skilledkitty3623]

Robert E.O. Speedwagon One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie inside that potato head, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.

[@cbviperess9319]

He said man, doesn't mean woman.

[@moonlightdragon1504]

Tf2 Memes.lol.Best comment

[@ByTor1212]

"You must pass the test of manhood." "What is this test, exactly?" "You've gotta throw a rock. You can throw a rock can't ye?" I lost it! Too damn funny.

[@robertwyatt7188]

You there is a traditional scottish sport of throwing a 16-24 pound hammer made of solid metal, a lot of the audience ends up kilt

[@cyuleba]

8:51 "Sounds like someone is stepping on a cat. Sounds like someone is stepping on a lot of cats."

[@semregob3363]

that was too hilarious for me idk why

[@huntercool2232]

Two very different allies of two very different cultures. Yet their friendship unites them and together they make a formidable pair.

[@Chocolate_Spider]

I swear they're like siblings. They know how to get on each others nerves and enjoy it while having each others back.

[@raydgreenwald7788]

Brothers from another mother

[@unskilledgameboy3246]

Jack and Scottsman are the perfect duo. Calm and tactical, and loud and practical.

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

Strength vs dex build on bridge.

[@TsuladanGaming]

I approve of this comment.

[@therandomzinogre8755]

God damn you're right.

[@billlupin8345]

Immediately following diplomacy vs intimidate.

[@Zhfreak]

Then the Aku Faithful show up and they decide to work together.

[@darchendon7926]

The best build is THE WALL

[@jrvthatsme]

The Scotsman was always my favorite character. Honestly I'd love if they made a spinoff show with the Scotsman as the leading character.

[@coolchrisable]

Scottsman roasting skills on point omg scottmans whole family roasting skills on point

[@AlabamaSoldier]

The Scotsman: The person we all hope we never meet... and the friend we all wish we had.

[@thatonesomali3217]

Yet we all know one distinctly similar.

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

I find that the Scottish folk know how to truly insult, ESPECIALLY when the situation calls for TRUE insulting!!

[@RedHood001-KA]

Where's the lie? 😂👌

[@Darksky1001able]

Gordon Ramsay is all the proof i need. "THE DUCKS BUUURNT!! YOURE COOKING IT IN A BURNT PAN YOU FUCKING DICK!!!" "WHEREZ THE LAMB SAUCE!?!?! WHERES THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUUCE!!!"

[@lenarosic]

...you never met a person from Serbia, nor heard any Serbian curse or insult.😁😉

[@slaveownerkingpin1832]

Lena Rosic aye that’s cute mate (coming from a Scotsman)

[@internetcampbell2267]

I'm Scottish and I'm about the nicest guy you could meet so believe me when I say this that your are completely right lol.

[@huntercool2232]

Scotsman absolutely roasting the sirens was one of the best parts of the entire series

[@ruphite9521]

The Scotsman - the greatest cartoon roaster known to man since Bender

[@gennaioisrael8929]

fun fact there voice by the same guy

[@palmeristo]

@@gennaioisrael8929 no way that's awesome

[@S_auce]

@@gennaioisrael8929 wow actually?

[@S_auce]

Thats cool af since Im watching futurama rn

[@voices4dayz469]

Why is samurai Jack such a gem of a show? It stood out so much and I was super excited every time it was on even though I didn't really understand much of what was going on besides he's a badass at the time, while the characters set the tone so perfectly for what happens next hahaha.

[@simplissity]

World class writing my friend

[@bunnypastor8252]

@@simplissity that's Genndy Borisovich Tartakovsk for ya'.

[@Blunt44]

So true

[@AishaClanClan1043]

Samurai Jack will forever be the best Cartoon Network show.

[@jalenhumphries5441]

Boi, he foreal roasted the hell outta Jack

[@samirimy5445]

Jalen Humphries you mean THEY

[@helton3425]

He called him a soyboy... Actually, the Scotsman might be the first animated person to call someone a Soyboy and a She-dog..

[@albatablays24]

1:06 that roast had me dying. One of the best by far

[@Saixjacket]

“Jessie oaf looking stoner” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Jakynast]

When you choose the Highlander in For Honor.

[@mcmactheaveragesunbro8741]

DUNMAGLASS

[@tonga_stone312]

It’s all about shugoki for me

[@diegodelariva2036]

I choose Aramusha

[@2d_899]

@@diegodelariva2036 there seems to be a random raise in Ara mains recently, me including

[@ota_omega]

"where to?" "the highlands! where else"

[@knowun]

yooo that moment he drew the sword and sheathed jack... i lost it

[@KTChamberlain]

The Scotsman: the one character that can make even macho boys giddy as schoolgirls with his machinegun peg leg and the only thing that can top that is his Gatling gun peg leg in Season 5.

[@funkmantim2661]

we need the ultimate manly fusion of the Scotsman, Escanor, and Major Armstrong, the ultimate fusion of Insults, Power, and Masculinity.

[@chriwehl7173]

@@funkmantim2661 A force this world can not contain

[@OldF1000]

The sad thing is with a peg leg he will never learn to jump good ; )

[@chriswelcome8102]

"You gotta throw a rock!" So accurate and so funny

[@notoriousblt1038]

YE CAN THROW A ROCK CAN YE

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Hah! "Sounds like someone steppin' on a cat." *Pause.* "Sounds like someone steppin' on a _lot_ a' cats."

[@millo1095]

Ricardo Ortiz-Joseph that's being tone deaf for ya xD

[@claytonhess5512]

A banshee can at least carry a tune.

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

I got stung on the tongue by a hornet once, which allowed me to speak an ancient Druidic language~

[@davecrupel2817]

😂

[@mrdaviddesertfire6801]

😂

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

@wearealltubes that is not what I am suggesting.

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

@wearealltubes y'ever been to a park and left a can of anything out? Bees and hornets love it, they can't wait to crawl inside and have a sip.. besides! my comment is almost a year old by now, these days people take the druidic tongue to be more like that one race of aliens from Rick and Morty. "Gaga BLAWK BLAWK!"

[@Froggyman145]

Ok but we're all ignoring two things 1) The Star Wars reference 2) When the Scotsman saw his friend was genuinely injured, his immediate reaction (after momentary shock/concern) was to jump in and defend him.

[@Chirpysemperboy]

3) When the Scotsman learned his friend got humiliated by sirens, his immediate reaction is to FIGHT EVERYTHING!!

[@MartyMcfly720]

Where’s the Star Wars reference?

[@PHENOXSPARTAN]

Sosa Montana “You will never find the more retched hive of scum and villainy.”

[@PHENOXSPARTAN]

Sosa Montana “You will never find the more retched hive of scum and villainy.”

[@PHENOXSPARTAN]

Juni Post You never know until we go see.

[@Dungshoveleux]

Possibly the best cartoon depiction of a acotsman ever 🙂

[@elim.4204]

9:00 *"YOU'RE ALL TONE DEAF!* *A BANSHEE CAN AT LEAST CARRY A TUNE!!* *THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS HAS MORE RHYTHM!!!* *I'VE HEARD PIGS SQUEAL BETTER THAN YOU!!!! "* 😂👌

[@callumkristofer7793]

What episode is that from?

[@billylionisnotagoat]

you've got the wilting nose not fit for a whistle

[@davecrupel2817]

Hilarious 😂

[@ShadowDurza]

@The Fantom Convoy Part 2

[@julianvenegas642]

THE SCOTTSMAN IS A ROAST MACHINE 🔥🔥🔥

[@Sarobi]

"DO YOU RECOGNISE THIS MAN?!" LMAO that line killed me when this first aired, and it still does.

[@RaichuWizDom]

Friendly reminder: Jack was trained by Shaolin monks in martial arts that were (presumably) ancient by the time he was learning them. He got physical training from Hell, including but not limited to survival and stick training in the African savannah. He took lessons from every great hero of his era, and has been expanding his skills and strength as he goes on top of it all. He is, in a very real sense, a perfectly groomed Chosen One. And this guy fights him to a standstill. It'd be pretty funny if he got that strong just trying to survive his wife, huh? Also, I can't help but think there needs to be a third sword-wielder from Egypt or thereabouts. There were three deities that imprisoned the darkness of Aku, no? Wodan/Odin, Buddha, and Horus. Jack is obviously Buddha's chosen, the Scotsman may be Odin's chosen when the first one was gone for ten thousand years, so which one did Horus pick?

[@jacobbenns6090]

That would be dope, but I also, think that it works well with just the 2

[@nicoleb695]

We could have had it all. That would have been an amazing developed storyline!

[@darksideofevil13]

I believe the third was Krishna (the Indian Deity). Not Buddha. Cool idea though.

[@darksideofevil13]

In fairness they only fought with swords. Breaking out the hands may have weilder different results.

[@talonabuser1072]

Black samurai

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

6:05 I love that "Oop" from Jack, he's like "Oh shit, i really f*cked up"😂😂