The great quotes of: The Scotsman

[@wingedbluj1674]

Remember, this guy dueled Jack to a draw

[@thescoundrel793]

And had such scathing insults that Jack got pissed.

[@skeeter.1017]

A worthy opponent

[@sebastienbusque2312]

@@thescoundrel793 Honestly, I'm not sure what's more impressive: that the Scottsman would go toe-to-toe with Jack, or that Jack understood all of his insults.

[@thescoundrel793]

Sebastien Busque To be fair, you don’t need to understand any of it to know he just got served like a burnt roast

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

And he threw a roast to rival Hiroshima

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

What I love about the Scotsman is that he is a perfect foil for Jack, he’s big, brash, loud, and all about brute strength - but he’s a fantastic partner.

[@Grilldude]

polar opposites become great force

[@moseslalmuanpuia8988]

I always considered him the second leading character.

[@dannyadams6732]

You forgot to add "loyal" to the list

[@dannyadams6732]

What's the song that plays at the beginning? It's FANTASTIC

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@dannyadams6732It's a bagpipes covwr to I'm Shipping Up to Boston

[@TayoEXE]

This man is the real Chad: - Doesn't take crap from anyone (except his wife) - Is very skilled in combat - Incredibly patient (with his wife) - Beyond faithful - Can deal out the greatest insults of all time - Literally can't die - Sticks up for his bros - Can wield Celtic magic - Is incredibly fertile.

[@sonfox]

Don't forget a wonderful father and a great friend

[@chakaislife3046]

Has 39 daughters and manages to be a great dad to all of them

[@dantefaber-smith1986]

- Sword is bigger than yours

[@alphacrimson3387]

@@chakaislife3046 Actually it's 100 daughters

[@chakaislife3046]

GoogleMan wait really?

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I love the way he says “Cover YOURSELF!!” To his daughter Peak dad energy

[@wolfman2.055]

How long were they traveling before he noticed what they were wearing though ?

[@beastmaster0934]

@@wolfman2.055 I guess he was so focused on kicking Aku’s ass that he hardly noticed.

[@christianparrish3292]

And further more, how come he didn't have any sons?

[@jockdouglass3824]

​@@christianparrish3292perhaps he has a few but perhaps they are too young to fight

[@christianparrish3292]

​@@jockdouglass3824maybe

[@mernyr]

Introduced as a side character… John DiMaggio left such a mark, they turned him into the greatest side character in an animated series. Even unmatched til this day.

[@Awesomest915]

Idk, Patrick, Mabel, and Obi-Wan are all up there.

[@supremeking1730]

The Captain from Castlevania, enough said.

[@williamseifertkessell9314]

​@@supremeking1730 ah a fellow man of culture I see

[@brianhalljr.2637]

I think John DiMaggio is the lucky charm of Cartoon Network, just like John Ratzenberger is the lucky charm of Pixar.

[@jasonx1174]

​@@brianhalljr.2637right? DiMaggio has been in Adventure Time, Ben 10, Chowder, and likely more shows for Cartoon Network.

[@quinnholloway5400]

Jack's Rival Jack's Equal But most of All Jack's Friend

[@heheh9945]

In the beginning he was Jack’s equal now Jack has surpassed him

[@deusvault5732]

He also doesn't exist anymore :,(

[@apophis149]

@bryan diaz varela id like to think he did at the very end to cheer jack up if your theory is correct

[@crestianroxas4782]

More like brother! A brother from another land entirely...

[@dukeofwellington624]

@@crestianroxas4782 Scotland and japan actually do have a weird kind of friendship with each other

[@Sabrowsky]

Middle aged scotsman with a magical sword and a machinegun for a leg. They dont make characters like him in kids shows anymore.

[@John_the_Paul]

who says this is a kids show

[@dreademperor2094]

@@John_the_Paul it was and then it was cancelled until years later and Adult Swim picked it up

[@John_the_Paul]

@@dreademperor2094 ok, thanks. This is a much better comment conversation than my other one

[@dreademperor2094]

@@John_the_Paul I'm guessing it wasn't a good conversation

[@John_the_Paul]

@@dreademperor2094 I have a thirty year old (yes, they said their age) ranting about the flaws in an analogy I made about vaccines

[@TheIrishjim]

"Sounds like someones stepping on a cat.....Sounds like someones stepping on a lot of cats." It wasnt until recently enough that I realized after all these years that the Sirens song only effects you if you dont know true love. Because if you arent in love or dont know it, you will fall in love with their song. However, the Scotsman is SO in love with his wife...he is not effected. Which honestly is pretty cute.

[@jimmiekarlsson2970]

👍

[@papapapa2856]

👍

[@lordawesome9060]

Oh, that's why it didn't work! I just thought the Scotsman was tone deaf.😅

[@isaiahhackshaw201]

@@lordawesome9060 Didn't you hear him? He said a Banshee could hold a tune better than the Sirens. CLEARLY the Sirens can't sing. /s

[@lordawesome9060]

@@isaiahhackshaw201 Well that goes without saying. 😁

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

I like to imagine the his wife ironically has an amazing singing voice as described by the Scotsman

[@kentvesser9484]

Yeah, that would be kind of funny, because I think everyone expects that he is just whipped and she actually sings like a poorly played bagpipe.

[@da-bee8]

She does, actually.

[@independentconfederate6604]

My favorite part of when the Scotsman offers his daughters is that jack isn’t too good for them but rather that he already has someone. And the Scotsman accepts it instantly:

[@AndorRadnai]

And is very excited about it! I do love his reaction to it!

[@elduquecaradura1468]

well, his reaction seeing _who_ and he says he doesn't see her fitting to Jack is hilarious xD

[@smileysatanson3404]

and as a true friend, he questioned if she was good enough, and ngl, i would love to pick one of his daughters lol

[@davidtimmer596]

"I don't think she's your type, laddie."

[@davesartdesk1778]

Can you imagine ? Jack and the Scottish lass at 11:45 with the long hair . They would make beautiful children 😆😆😁

[@lanterns_glow]

A man so badass that EVEN IN DEATH his bagpipes fought AKU. He's also a caring dad, to all of his daughters.

[@TheAKgunner]

All fifty of them.

[@kahnac6194]

@@TheAKgunner Jack: "So many!"

[@TheAKgunner]

@@kahnac6194 You can say that again.

[@kahnac6194]

@@TheAKgunner Scotsman: "Aye! Me pride and joy. Now, take yer pick. I'd be mighty proud."

[@TheAKgunner]

@@kahnac6194 I wonder how many the Scotsman's wife gave birth to at a time.

[@lunch_trey]

The Scotsman never died. His badassery was too much for this material plane so he ascended to the ethereal plane.

[@rokkfel4999]

LunchTrey Games him and his whole clan

[@fademusic1980]

He ascended to Valhalla even though he isn't Nordic

[@Am0n_Gus]

That’s a whole bar

[@CollinMcLean]

@@fademusic1980 He might be Gallowglass

[@anquiladremon]

WELL TECNICALY ALL OF THEN NEVER EXISTED because jack finaly defeat aku and change the future

[@baconsir1159]

I don't doubt that the singing of the Scotsman's wife makes angels weep

[@mcsniper180]

The angels weep, just not for joy.

[@luke769animations]

ⰄⰓⰄⰀ didn’t see that coming

[@Yabuturtle]

Never know. xD No one thought she could fight either but she was a great fighter.

[@cyberwarrior5939]

@@Yabuturtle just goad someone into calling her fat and call a mortician

[@tankman1522]

@@cyberwarrior5939 a tank tried to read this, had a stroke and fucking died

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

The Scotsman bawling out Aku whilst sitting in a wheelchair is probably the greatest scene out of the entire series of Samurai Jack.

[@ahmedaliyu1495]

He is just a Big Baby

[@atomicbuttocks]

> rolls up > challenges ro a fight > mercilessly insult the single greatest threat to reality > laughs in your faces > dies > comes back what a fuckin legend

[@JoshuaAndres]

He wasn’t just Jack’s friend, he was his equal. He was his brother.

[@ianm5686]

This man had 50 daughters and the writers had to give all of them names. Holy shit thats a lot of work

[@Veryfriedperson7]

Celtic themed names too

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@Veryfriedperson7 And they're fair bonnie lasses!

[@Quickdrawingartist]

A lot of work from the Scotsman or from the writers?

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

@@Quickdrawingartist I’d say “his poor wife” but that woman is built like a brick oven.🤣

[@electricfenrir0239]

@@MaxsonAtTheFort no, the Brick oven is built like her

[@johnmartin4119]

Best Samurai Jack side character

[@marqusmedina5983]

Facts

[@cerseonbrassmann5222]

Agreed

[@alexanderholscher6548]

He deserved a spin-off series

[@cerseonbrassmann5222]

@@alexanderholscher6548 agreed lad.... A true scotsman, with way to less screen time

[@jakebissell7930]

Without a doubt the greatest Scotsman ever to grace our eyes on TV

[@wingedbluj1674]

I imagine Jack could have beaten Aku sooner if he just gave his sword to the Scotsman's wife and said "Aku called you fat"

[@generaljim3283]

Lol

[@Xman34washere]

Then just waits

[@Privatepyle69]

I mean youre not wrong Holy crap I wrote this 2 months ago... Senior year has aged me...

[@tayloredwards1675]

LALAALLALALALALALLALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cyberwarrior5939]

Lord have mercy on aku

[@adennkyramud116]

Love that Jack instantly goes for the hug at 11:25. Really shows their close friendship

[@AndorRadnai]

I do also like how excited the Scotsman was that Jack had found a girlfriend! Pure friendship right there!

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@AndorRadnaiAnd then instantly goes "I don't think she's yer type laddie." After seeing the fuck off monster in the cave.

[@alimatloob2850]

I like how he couldn't High-five Jack as a ghost, but SOMEHOW managed to grab his shoulder and pull him close

[@JoshLefelhocz]

Celtic magic....

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Great loyal husband. Great caring father. Great strong warrior. And most of all... A great friend.

[@connor2705]

Guy was a damn legend.

[@MasterOfViewership]

not to mention a hilarious anti-villain

[@CosfloudSpanishKoi]

Scotland is proud of this warrior

[@IvanDespoiler]

Despite all his harshness and crude behaviour he's probably one of the purest souls there is in this world.

[@coachlombardi9657]

Great Troll Master.

[@TheJabbate1]

Samurai Jack, a man of a few words. The Scotsman, a man of ALL the words.

[@OMartinez91]

Jack has a few words because the Scotsman came in first and took most of them

[@Devils_Lair_Comics]

& while not all of them are coherent... it's still impressive

[@kamengotsev2890]

@@Devils_Lair_ComicsThe Scottish accent is a separate language

[@erikbihari3625]

@@Devils_Lair_Comics. Thus another level of awesome!

[@danthalios]

"You're all tone-deaf! A banshee can at least carry a tune! The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm! I've heard _pigs_ squeal better than you!"

[@davidtimmer596]

You call this singing? Now my wife, she can sing. Her angelic voice floats such melodious and heavenly tunes, it makes angels weep. The sun rises just to hear her morning melodies, even the sweetest of birds can learn a thing or two from my precious bonnie lass! But you, you've foul loop-de-nuts not fit for a whistle! So what did ye do to me friend here!?

[@dreameater8548]

Ngl, if someone told me breaking glass has more rhythm than me I would stop singing that very moment. Especially if it was the Scotsman

[@conradmbugua9098]

and he called them she dogs

[@Tsubasa2030]

@@davidtimmer596 Siren 1: Oh, yes Siren 2: He was most troublesome Siren 3: Trying to free our slaves Siren 1: Until we sang a song that robbed him of his mind Siren 3: And sent him out to wander the world as a fool Siren 2: Forever Siren 1: While keeping his treasure as a prize

[@davidtimmer596]

@@Tsubasa2030 That's it! She dogs must pay!

[@The.Nasty.]

Scotsman is cruel to enemies but treats his friends and family like fine porcelain. 😂 We all need a giant angry buddy like him from time to time.

[@clownetto981]

Imagine if Jack took The Scotsman up on his offer of marrying one of his girls. Think of the pure power that offspring would of had

[@sayanking1]

You’re thinking to small. For the betterment of the world and to give humanity a better fighting chance in the future jack marries the lot of them

[@stoybenxi7395]

@@sayanking1 you’re still in the world of the minute. Jack takes all of the Scotsman’s 50 daughters as concubines and trains them in the art of war, Sun Zhu style. The firecrotch Dynasty shall rise

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

A bagpipe playing samurai with runes on his katana? Or a broadsword sized katana . . . Cloud we got a really beef cloud from final fantasy on our hands who ain’t afraid to headbutt ya or eye gouge if he takes after his grandmother on his mother side (don’t forget the Scotsmen’s wife is no joke either and is the mother of every single one of these fine girls.)

[@davidtimmer596]

Maybe an odachi@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

[@Viknix]

I met someone. WHO? Her. I don't think she is your type laddie. Golden line.

[@x-pman5884]

Viknix bruh he deadass Jack’s best friend at this point

[@burpostockings]

If you can get past a true scotsman abrasive personality, he will be the most loyal friend you will ever have. Two of my gaming bros are from the UK, and one is a highlands scot and the other a london brit. Used to bicker nonstop. Now you cant even make english jokes without the scot jumping on you in a heartbeat.

[@MrPjw5]

I love the Scotsman’s face when he sees Ashi in her hentai monster form. He’s like “Jack, there’s something you’re not telling me...”

[@TheAttacker732]

@@MrPjw5 "I might look like I'm just a pretty face, but I know there's something weird here."

[@gojifankotm7927]

Agreed.

[@RandomVideoCommenterOME]

"Hey, you wanna hear a story?" "Does it look like me bedtime?" I have never heard that line before and it is so fucking beautiful

[@pgw35403]

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[@jockdouglass3824]

@@pgw35403 add a trollol to that

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

That's because you're not European.

[@NightEyeStudio1995]

Can we just appreciate how much the Scotsman adores his wife? He's so in love with her that even Sirens can't effect him! He just loves her beyond all all else, and then he raises his daughters with the same levels of love and respect. Like she can yell and roar at him till her throat goes sore but he just looks at her like she's the sun and he's a sunflower, but he still understands just how strong she is. They're tots equals, heck, she's stronger than he is from the looks of it.

[@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182]

He is a good friend, husband and father

[@bacht4799]

He is what we all should be inspired by.. love , respect and loyalty.. God pleased you Scotsman.. you are one of the kind.. 😊👌

[@MrDakotabond]

1. Don't let her hear that. 2. He's one hell of a man.

[@archygrey9093]

The sirens can only affect those who don't know true love.

[@daviduchon1591]

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[@benjaminkasson2587]

Rewatching the episode where that group of famous bounty hunters team up to ambush Jack and are all defeated in the time it takes for a drop of water to fall makes me *really* appreciate how skilled the Scotsman is to battle Jack to a draw.

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Although it’s probably fair to say Jack was fighting with a degree of restraint. The fight could have been over in a instant when he went for that stab at the bagpipes. Could have been his chest instead.

[@kentvesser9484]

@@kaijuslayer3334 Though The Scotsman might have been skilled enough to know that was not an attack directed to harm him, so he is just enjoying the build up to the actual fight.

[@Flarflenugen]

​@@kaijuslayer3334given the sword can only hurt evil, it wouldnt have done anything to the scotsman. Dude straight up looked at evil and flipped it off in the scotsman way

[@kaijuslayer3334]

@@Flarflenugen I mean didn’t Jack lose the sword by killing non evil beings out of anger?

[@MageBurger]

@@kaijuslayer3334it’s a plot hole, one that’s easily fixed by assuming Jack was actually wrong and the sword just can’t harm him. We’ve never actually seen any other innocents come in contact with the sword during the first 4 seasons, at least not to my knowledge.

[@TotalTech2.]

5:33 For those who are curious: Mr. Pajama-Wearing (He looks like he's walking around in bed wear), Basket-Face (his face looks like a basket, simple), Slipper-Wielding (he can't fight like a man), Clype (a snitch)- Dreep (to sink low and tackle; almost like a sucker punch; again, he can't fight like a man) -Bachle (this one requires you to understand some Scot specific stuff, I'm sure if you search you can get the history... basically means its someone who is wretched and down on their luck... Also like to trudge along shuffling when your shoes are worn and can't afford new ones), Gether (to form, Gather) -Uping(verb form of "up") -Blate (someone who is bashful)-Maw(mouth), Blithering (to snivel or talk foolishly), Gomeril (man-servant), Jessie (refers to a large woman's blouse, it's like saying "sissy"), Oaf-Looking (self explanatory), Schooner (its actually scunner; someone who pisses you off), Nyaff (saying he sounds like a small dog yelping when he talks, ineffective at work and idle or lazy), Plookie (acne ridden, or otherwise spotted faced; poor complexion), Shan (shameful, shame), Milk-Drinking (saying he's a baby. like an infant drinks its mother's milk), Soy-Faced Shilpit (yellow faced puny weakling lacking in any conviction), Mim-Moothed (saying he still has his milk teeth, baby toothed), Sniveling, Worm-Eyed (he has lazy eye/wandering eye), Hotten-Blaugh (a heap of sickly blue colored muck; modern speak: "you're a sack of excrement"), Vile-Stoochie (a bad trip, also may refer to a meaningless brawler. basic meaning "you must be crazy if you think you can fight me"), Cally (sweetheart; effeminate) -Breek (breeches; pants) -Tattie (potatoe) Girly-Pants-Potatoe

[@AkshaySingh-tn6tq]

Thanks 😂

[@StayOffMyChannel497]

bruh the fact you know this astonishes me

[@silverscorpio24]

"Sounds like someone's steppin' on a cat......Sounds like someone's steppin' on a lotta cats."

[@zegolem3607]

I kept laughing for 10 minutes straight ngl lmao

[@nickkayfabe6147]

I don’t get it (I’m sorry)

[@michaelmcdonnell5574]

@@nickkayfabe6147 As in he's not effect by the sirens song and doesn't like it

[@somewhatobsessedwithgaming9862]

@@nickkayfabe6147 People at times insult the bagpipes by saying it sounds like a dying cat, but to us of Scottish heritage, there is no sound more beautiful. Ergo, the song of the sirens sounded like utter shite. It's irony.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@somewhatobsessedwithgaming9862 I don't get why bagpipes got such bad rep. I'm not scottish myself, but I like their sound just fine

[@thebluedeadpool8719]

Hell hath no fury like a raging Scotsman. Even in death he still kicks ass.

[@Giraffinator]

Heaven has something more furious, it's the Scotsman's lovely and beautiful wife

[@thewillyman5401]

Cinnco Torres

[@brim_crown2328]

Except for his wife

[@Southern_Crusader]

The Saint of Scotland!

[@grimreaper6896]

He refuses to go bc is his will is stronger than many bc even if he dies he won't what gives him this will is his love for his people and daughters and wife that's why he won't die so easily

[@Cragmortis]

When he insulted his sword. He was basically insulting his fathers spirit.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

You can see Jack's lip quivering. An excellent subtle detail.

[@michaeloverton04]

John DiMaggio is one of those actors who doesn't seem like he would put effort in a small role like this. But as you can see, he's passionate about playing characters when he can just shout his lungs out.

[@XynthoanXV2]

I think you forgot one line: "REMEMBER ME?" That line lives rent free in my head.

[@popeoneguy7992]

Just the sheer look of sadness as he watched his bag pipe deflate.

[@jaredhamilton425]

It’s one thing to insult a scotsman, but harm a man’s pipes and you’re dead

[@nickkayfabe6147]

There’s a reason that nobody attacks a bad pipes demo while they’re taunting, they get VERY AGGRESSIVE if you interrupt them. It’s about as hard to beat an angry demoman as trying to market garden a Natasha heavy with full HP while they’re fully revved and looking at you.

[@finaladvance5085]

(Watches pipes float by) SHUT IT

[@warriorpax5760]

"Ai'm gonna turn yor head into a floor-shifter!"

[@jockdouglass3824]

@@nickkayfabe6147 it'd be worse if the demo had the loch and load

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

"This door is so very small, and your wife is so very--" "WHAAT??!!" "Ohp--!" "RRUUUUUUUUUUUN-eh!" Favorite exchange by far....

[@TJ-fe7rr]

"Don squash em' muffin... his a friend er' mine......."

[@thebatmanwhoeatsnachos2863]

I love how the scotsman isnt mad at jack and instead scared for him warning him ,you can feel the respect he has for Jack

[@drenerd510]

i died of laughter

[@mrspineapple6209]

Hahaha its was funny😂 I watch the full episode but i don't remember what season and episode ? But it's hilarious

[@matthewlyon9522]

Got me

[@anomaly_7993]

“Love me Wife. Life is good. Move me Lasses. Life is good. Love me mate Jack. Life...is good.”

[@echodelta2172]

'ate Aku 'ate soyfaces 'ate demons love me wife love me lasses love me little samurai friend simple as

[@painvillegaming4119]

I need a show with Scotsman

[@Hollow-Eyes]

"Love me ghostly body. Death is good."

[@akira8393]

despite him offers jack his daughters and jack refused, he still was intrigued and supports him. Respect

[@trentonlaput8188]

The Scotsman is very inspirational in speech ngl, and the way he has millions of ways to describe his wife honestly gives goosebumps

[@Youngblood457]

I fear no man.But I fear that man’s wife

[@mrthorian8096]

"it scares me"

[@РоманКурбатов-ж1к]

I fear no man, but one woman

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that dress. What dreams of chronic and sustained Scottish tradition?

[@ivotcomer3183]

Tbh she seems cool, just don't comment about her size

[@rangerunner6274]

4:30 Aku just stays silent cause he knows very well there is no comeback to this superior attack of deep-fried roasts and facts.

[@Lelouchxzero1]

Most badass man, dies the most hilarious and anticlimactic way. Only to be a ghost.

[@luke769animations]

Ironically, The Scotsman was then literally roasted

[@MemeLord-x7y]

If you strike me now I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine aku!!!

[@scribblerstudios9895]

and his final words were, you should cry to your mammy! (hope I got that right

[@luke769animations]

@@scribblerstudios9895 *mama

[@RacerGuy450]

“Flora. What in bonnie blazes are ya wearin? I take you out for a day o’ battle and ya dress like yer goin’ dancin’. COVER YERSELF! YOU’LL CATCH YER DEATH O’ COLD!”

[@csab8642]

"AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YEA!"

[@Quonzer]

Daaaaaaaaaaaad...

[@tko930]

I thought he says "YOU GIRLS ARE DIFFICULT"

[@marmyeater]

The real question is: How did he and his wife make girls that look like that?

[@andyguarino]

@@marmyeater Celtic magic, lad!

[@jeremybk54]

whoever came up with the Scotsman as a character deserved a massive raise

[@Jonathan1002887]

I love him. He met his end true to his character. I sincerely wish he hadn't died but I'm glad he was able to go out the way he did.

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

“Soy faced” so many years later and that is an actual insult

[@catnerdadrian7601]

A shit insult used by uncreative idiots that dont know anything about what they're sayin but sure still technically an insult

[@AgeofGuns]

@@catnerdadrian7601 Sounds like someone's been called soyfaced before.

[@sharifbrown3567]

@@AgeofGuns Facts

[@kgpspyguy]

Catnerd Adrian Aw, did the waddle soy boy get his feewings hurt?

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

I don’t get it

[@straightouttacomicbook]

“Is your clan always that wild?” “Eye that’s why I never stay at home, I’m the Mellow one” Lmao

[@kaytlinjustis5643]

Ooooohhh boy! HE'S mellow? 0.0

[@dariuswilliams7509]

I felt that part 😂😂😂

[@habibjan482]

Lol while they were sweating in fear when he was introducing jack 😂 he is a humble person

[@erikbihari3625]

​@@habibjan482. Or he was praising the family!

[@magnight767]

i love how Genndy Tartakovsky really uses the concept of silence to make a scene much more dramatic and interesting, then he created the Scotsman who can't go a scene without filling people with a landslide of insults and still be able to bring the badassery and intensity when fighting a garbage smelling, muscle mountain, like himself, or his wife.

[@johnathanedwards9054]

So many years after the end of "Samurai Jack" and this guy still remains one of the best characters in all of Western animation. I'll give it to Genndy Tartakovsky, he knew how to make an engaging show.

[@thatonenightsentinel2328]

This man makes me proud to be Scottish

[@runikvarze6191]

Man, I love the scotsman. He's an oaf, but he's got a heart of gold. He even died to protect jack and take one last swing at Aku's ego on his behalf. He's a hell of a man.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Death only served to piss him off. Literally couldn’t ask for a better character.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

"Dying: just make Heavy mad!" -Heavy Weapons Guy TF2

[@Grey_World1]

He's too stubborn to die.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@Grey_World1 He's too angry to die*

[@spectrumaevum7476]

"Son. Always remember, dying is gay." -Soldier (TF2)

[@zexl2507]

The only person stronger than aku and jack combined is the Scotsman's wife

[@TayoEXE]

With how many daughters she gave birth to, she's got to be the strongest woman, period.

[@Lasershadow]

There should of been a episode where the Scotsman's wife fought Aku with Jack's magical katana. It would be a hilarious Scotsman episode.

[@aronnemcsik]

@@Lasershadow no one want to to a 23 second fight. even if it's about the total anhiliation of Aku...

[@katlynklassen809]

Only woman fit for the Scotsman

[@saxtonturner2240]

@@Lasershadow and Aku just barely escapes with his life!

[@Broken-A08]

I love the Scotsman and how he traded his m16 leg for a mini gun. I also loved how the creator timed the song with his pipes perfectly.

[@JoshuaAndres]

John DiMaggio’s voice acting range is phenomenal, from the scottsman to jake the dog, and even THE JOKER!

[@TheMyrmo]

The one guy who could give JACK a hard time, is the one guy who would never.

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

What do you mean. Jack has fought plenty of characters that have given him a hard time. He couldn't beat The Guardian.

[@davecrupel2817]

And the Scotsman. The last clip is a perfect example XD

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Well this guy is the one who came the closest to downright KILLING jack. Jack couldn’t even lift his sword, the only thing that stopped him from succeeding was the Scotsman had a sword that was too heavy, therefore the Scotsman couldn’t lift his sword either.

[@misterhuman6469]

@@nickkayfabe6147 Time Guardian almost killed him but was stopped by the obelisk telling him Jack isn’t ready

[@ashlirabid9614]

@@gabrielcastejon7914 You're not the smartest person around huh?

[@ElementalgodAJ]

No lying when watching Samurai jack for the first time he was the first character I saw besides Aku and Jack. And to this day I still mimic his insults ^w^

[@kutagore]

The people you insulted with the Scotsman’s insult probably crumbled and shattered into atoms

[@barongoni6653]

To insult like the scotsman's earns gods praise

[@xeroaishintu5777]

You are one of the few other people I've met to use the '^w^' face. I do too! ^w^

[@dr.walterbennett]

What you think ya doin', Mr. Pajama-Wearin'?

[@finden3362]

Oh yeah throw it at me

[@browncow5210]

No, Scottsman. Aku isn't hiding from the samurai. Aku is hiding from your wife.

[@emilydawson2553]

The scotsman's wife is scary.

[@masterloquendero5688]

@@emilydawson2553 fr

[@emilydawson2553]

@@masterloquendero5688 I mean she is.

[@dragonrider1736]

Pffft, wives always have a powerful weapon. The chanclas

[@brianhalljr.2637]

Scarier than Chi-Chi, that's for sure.

[@JustJJ510]

As a descendant of a Scottish, this put's a smile on meh face

[@MrGeneEric]

"Brings tears to the eye." - Demoman TF2 (Sorry for necropost)

[@WILLNOTCOMPLY72]

The Scotsman is by far the funniest and coolest animated character ever drawn. Also the best friend a man could ever want. LONG LIVE THE SCOTSMAN!!! ❤️

[@Asher_Tye]

One of the saddest parts about Jack succeeding in his mission is the Scotsman probably no longer existed. The world was denied his concentrated badassery.

[@gamer296]

He could exist in a different future timeline.

[@Asher_Tye]

@@gamer296 true, though I kind of pity the world that has him but no suitable challenge for him to fight.

[@gamer296]

@@Asher_Tye Knowing him, I'm sure he would have a challenge wherever he is.

[@Asher_Tye]

@@gamer296 and a rollicking good tale to go with it. Of course I still like how he went out like a badass in the original future timeline.

[@decimation9780]

Asher Tye Not exactly. While yes the Scotsman won’t appear for a while, he was born in the future, and most likely will still be born, however Jack and him will not meet if he lost his immortality the moment he returned to his time. Meaning they won’t meet again unless they bump into each other in the afterlife.

[@nidnoms3622]

nothing but bagpipes for the intro for this guy, 100% perfect. holly Hive Mind thanks for the likes!

[@AlexCarrillo78]

But.. there are drums too

[@winst7765]

Damn right

[@ZKETCH42591]

Thats actually the intro to the song shipping up to boston by the dropkick murphy's :)

[@NamelessKing1597]

@@AlexCarrillo78 and electric guitar

[@SigmaForgeAlpha]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3_UaZilqdOqp5I The actual song.

[@garywilson5726]

Anyone notice how sad Jack looked when he noticed The Scotsman's fate? That speaks volumes about how high a regard he held him in.

[@Erika-xm2mi]

Left out the most iconic line from the episode with the sirens when they reveal they brainwashed Jack into a fool just for fun: "That's it! She-dogs must pay!". Gotta admire the workaround they found to basically call the sirens "bitches" in a PG cartoon.

[@classicrockkid345]

You know, their first meeting, Jack literally could've jumped over Scottsman and be on his way. But then we wouldn't have the best bromance in history.

[@lucielm]

The bridge was so flimsy, he could have broken through it.

[@rarewubbox432]

if that happened then scot wont be there to save jack from the sirens

[@JJ-qo7th]

Not yet, he hadn't had the Jump Good episode.

[@LemonChanh]

"But he's wearing a dress" said the guy wearing a kilt that is closer to a skirt then a kimono/ gi is to a dress

[@pinder262]

*with an angry scottish accent* "SHUT IT!"

[@TheShreddedSnorlax]

@@pinder262 "AND YOU TOO!"

[@davidtimmer596]

This man is the bravest man I've ever known. We faced Aku's bounty hunters together. And together, we'll fight the Celtic demons, destroy the Master of the Hunt, and rescue me wife!@@TheShreddedSnorlax

[@blackcherry941]

@@davidtimmer596 (chuckle) I think they like you now laddie

[@AtlasGaming-1993]

You know why they call it a kilt? Cuz the Scots "kilt" everyone who called it a skirt

[@toganium4175]

I love John DiMaggio’s voice work .

[@AUTOMATON2899]

HE DID THE ACTING!?

[@xavimontagud1918]

Bender the Scotsman

[@Feetism]

@@AUTOMATON2899 Yes indeed. Scottish Marcus Fenix.

[@GhostChild808]

Imagine Banshee-44 from Destiny voice cracks up to sound like the Scotsman. XD

[@AUTOMATON2899]

@@GhostChild808 you a man of culture as well

[@TheMilkMan8008]

He was such a great character that they made a "Scotland" in real life with actual "Scottish" people. Crazy.

[@dead_vibes]

Mate your pfp!

[@skips_51]

AAAAAA

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

My mom will get angry if she saw your pfp

[@scourge8143]

It’s an old style broom against a blue brick wall

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@scourge8143 thankfully, you appear to be right.

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

10:16 I've always found that look the sirens give each other hilarious, you can tell they're thinking "Either this guy's crazy, iron willed, or we need find his wife."

[@internetduck1114]

"Has anybody seen this man before?!" *Shows a sad fugitive faced Jack*

[@jhay3966]

I like how he started with reading the dictionary of Scottish insults to Jack to being one of his best friends

[@jarlathquinn2628]

That’s a great way that most Celtic friendships start

[@grannygumjobs8280]

“Ya wanna hear a story?” “Does it look like me bed time?”

[@megabladechronicles962]

what's funny is that the old mans story is an actually real English poem

[@thegamingillustrator]

Being part scottsman, his insults are very accurate.

[@andresherrera2902]

Reason for me not to fuck with the Scottish

[@thegamingillustrator]

@free wifi plaket faced hinoot would best be described as calling jack a perverted lyre, but can best be interpreted as calling him a yellow skinned pervert. or, that's just a rough estimate. the other ones, just imagine the first word as saying fucking, and listen for animal or object names.

[@mrobligatory.5234]

Are they said often?

[@laurenkirby97]

I'd pay to watch an insult competition with insults like that

[@Dbzmaster159]

Ah I always loved the Scottsman. You aren't a true fan of Samurai Jack if you never enjoyed his appearances because whenever he shows up, things get really fun. I think aside from how that one episode ended, Scottsman's wife still likes Jack and thinks of him as part of the family. Plus it never gets old watching them just chat and be best friends even in a life or death situation.

[@dairoleon2682]

"I'm carrying you *all* the way up there! It's the least I can do." "It is quite unnecessary." "SHUT IT! AHH-HAHAHAHA!" Name a more iconic duo.

[@dmangamer2697]

a true legend to the end, a true warrior to the end, a true Scotsman to the end but most importantly a true friend to the end, rest in the halls of Valhalla, you've truly earned a warriors rest

[@Dailyquran1200]

Valhalla?? He isn’t a Viking 😂😂

[@dmangamer2697]

@@Dailyquran1200 he may as well be XD

[@Dailyquran1200]

@@dmangamer2697 😂😂👍👍

[@ryanmaclean1720]

Valhalla was Nordic hevean, the sworn enemies of the Scotsman. Many Clans were started due to the Scotish sticking up for their faith, Christianity, and slaughtered the loud and lightly armoured Vikings while hiding in the mist. It is true that the Scotish were pretty loud themselves but that was mostly to confuse their enemies and to let others to attack from behind or even directly infron without their enemies noticing before it was too late.

[@dmangamer2697]

@@ryanmaclean1720 well God damn I didn't know that, thanks for the info, I love viking history but am ashamed to say I've never delved too deep into it, still love the scotsman even if he isn't a viking XD

[@jedi81311]

28 daughters The Scotsman has been busy.

[@jedi81311]

@Joseph Waters WHAT? 🤯 I got my info from Google. Though now that I think about it, its probably the ones he named off during the last episode. Cause I just remembered that the scotsman literally had an army of daughters when they assaulted Akus tower.

[@BurakkuHishou]

What's worse, is that they all look to be the same age.

[@bricewisener5970]

Imagine naming then all

[@jedi81311]

@@BurakkuHishou OMG, I can't imagine how big his wife was. That must have been PAINFUL.

[@jedi81311]

@@bricewisener5970 You'd be using just about every baby name in the Scottish baby name book.

[@neverunknown1236]

Why is no one talking about him sheathing jack in place of his sword

[@kinglyknight]

Freakin hilarious

[@scribblerstudios9895]

cause frankly, that probably the most normal thing about the scots man XD

[@neverunknown1236]

@@scribblerstudios9895 I hate that that's true

[@scribblerstudios9895]

But you laughed at it when ya first saw it eh? :3

[@XyloxBrave]

Is it just me, or are all Scottish characters in fiction complete badasses?

[@kristen8481]

Yeah read the tf2 comics

[@JasonKazakami-hr3fv]

Ey lad, us Scot’s man’s can be the most loyal but also the most badass people you’ll ever meet, because here in Scotland, there is no difference between friends and family, there all just family

[@Champ2103]

You’re dead “Aye just a we bit “ love that line 🤣🤣

[@Dorelaxen]

As someone of Scottish heritage, this is an entirely accurate representation of how we are. Entirely. Also, kick ass use of The Snake Charmer's cover. I play that song on a boombox every time I leave the house.

[@patrickvarga7789]

So is it samurai jack cover but with bagpipe?

[@kaytlinjustis5643]

Is that the name of the song? Dunno why a lot of people diss bagpipes, when I myself like the sound they make! ^^

[@Dorelaxen]

@@kaytlinjustis5643 It's a cover of Shipping Up to Boston by the Dropkick Murphys. The pipes are badass. Loved 'em since I was a kid.

[@emilydawson2553]

Scotland Freedom.

[@jockdouglass3824]

As do I not as much though we are a bit far away but however I do take pride in the Hardy name as small as it may seem nowadays.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

This is the guy you want at your side when all hell is breaking loose.

[@cinnamonman3814]

Aye your right

[@saorse5918]

I mean yeah

[@truetakofame4112]

So basically Scottish Doom Guy. Not gonna pretend to be an expert on Doom but that sounds a million times more badass.

[@K.Clawbender]

"You won't find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the crab cakes aren't bad either."

[@davidtimmer596]

Ew, gross.

[@TheEagleNut]

Baltimore in a nutshell

[@hiddencrow7907]

Sheogorath is that you?

[@haruhidude]

I like the Star Wars reference with a twist.

[@pgw35403]

It makes PERFECT sense you’d come here, Laddie.

[@qualekdotts3178]

Bro “ the sound of breaking glass has more rhythm” is the greatest insult I’ve ever heard and his delivery was impeccable.

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

"DONT SQUASH HIM, MAFFIN, 'E'S A FRIEND OF MAYN!"

[@josephlankford5541]

Only one other being in the entire series fought Jack one on one, the only time Jack lost a one on one fight, was against the Guardian. The Scotsman bears a very unique honor in matching Jack. Every other time Jack lost, he was outnumbered.

[@Dbzmaster159]

Oh yeah I forgot about the Guardian.

[@jkjack0742]

We will never forget you, Scotsman. The bravest man with a foul mouth but a heart of gold

[@DarkLiger]

I'd like to think Jack after getting home to his own time tell stories of his adventures in the future "One of my closest friends was this big angry Scotsman who I dueled to a draw, helped save his wife, he saved my life, came back as a ghost after Aku killed him for taunting him then tried to get me to marry one of his daughters"

[@kaiserdrago9598]

I love this guy even in death he has his friends back. He was the best ally that Jack had in the future

[@Sonichero151]

In life and death the Scotsman was The Sigma Male of the future. Unwavering loyalty to his friends and family, utterly unstoppable in combat, and in the final season he managed to depress Aku take him out for several episodes and just rose from the dead as a celtic ghost of unimaginable power.

[@hiroshock]

The Scotsman has balls of steel if he cussed out Aku

[@pinder262]

He doesnt just cuss out Aku He laughed in akus face, the Scottsman hath no fear for any being, and the one being he fears is the one he married

[@benwasserman8223]

Of course he had balls of steel. How else could the Scotsman father so many kids with his wife?

[@Issengan]

Must be hard to move that wheelchair around

[@Kentucky72edneck2009]

The great quotes of the scotsman *plays the entire bridge scene basically* youre not wrong

[@ambuknight]

You be a fool to not add his Intro to the whole series.

[@VengefulV2018]

He's one if the best characters from the golden age of cartoon network

[@ghostspider2056]

4:48 that was the last straw, he reminded Aku that he doesn’t have a mama and it really hurt.

[@anonymousperson3195]

The opening song is called shipping up to Boston. It’s actually an Irish tune.

[@Dragnel0GenerationX]

The Scotsmen wielding his sword: compensating ? Other Scotsmen: “but he’s wearing a dress” Me: but you wear skirts.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

AY thata be a kilt

[@ayymuchachos3533]

lord topaz r\whoooooosh

[@krisbojin8669]

@@ayymuchachos3533 He got the joke, the way he constructed the response proves it, so calm down, Im sure you wont put this on reddit.

[@lightspam5897]

dragnel0, you've made a enemy of Scotland

[@Dragnel0GenerationX]

Light Spamus Of Rage technically I would actually be a traitor cause I’m part Scottish

[@OverSteam]

Scotsman: The sound of breaking glass has more rythm. Me: The breaking glass looks better than them.

[@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182]

They look like they could break at any second

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 Or split in half just from breathing.

[@vergil1155]

"Sounds like someone's steppin on a cat. Sounds like someone's steppin on a lot of cats." That gets me every time.

[@mrprotheroe4981]

Thumbs up for Scotland. From England

[@Dewpk041]

It's been years but he's the most manly characer I've ever seen. He's so in love with the love of his life, that the siren's singing isn't just bad for him, it's ear shattering compared to his wife to his own ears. Ladies, find a man that is in love with you *this* much and you'll never want to know another person in your life.