playing your guitar through yourself, what a chad.
@eliyahfranson5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows you’re the ultimate Chad, Adam
@bonnibloop_5 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr. Licc
@hazama88925 жыл бұрын
Playing the lick through bass, what a Chad
@sohamsengupta64705 жыл бұрын
Buckethead is the ultimate Chad... He plays himself through the amp
@wertymerm5 жыл бұрын
I play myself everyday 😭
@jesushector5 жыл бұрын
I can get the airtrash sound by just playing my guitar clean
@lloydland5 жыл бұрын
Jesús Pérez just run two big muffs with the attack cranked.
@JanderVK5 жыл бұрын
@@lloydland Spider 6
@bowel_movement4 жыл бұрын
@@Londonkassner just use instrument cables in stead of speaker cables to hook uo your cab (don't actually do this unless you want to destroy your amp)
@zQoQz4 жыл бұрын
just fuck up the wiring in your pickups and input jack ;)
@tahirmukic54604 жыл бұрын
It's like one of those shitty 10 watt solid state amps you get bundled with a cheapo Strat knockoff made in China. Trust me. I know.
@gryphonnardoni95035 жыл бұрын
please make a pedal board out of all of these you know what we want you to do with it
@bogonanaz94045 жыл бұрын
Someone please take away their like
@d36class5 жыл бұрын
Gryphon Nardoni pretty sure he returns them after the video. Most of them at least
@breadmoneymusic5 жыл бұрын
Meme music on these pedals? Hell yeah
@djsfunhouse.5 жыл бұрын
Ya music is win did that it was so funny
@Koziolrh5 жыл бұрын
PUT IT IN THE TRASH
@tymime5 жыл бұрын
I like how your capo demonstration is _almost_ "Here Comes the Sun".
@tavicotavio4 жыл бұрын
I like to call it "here is the moon"
@georgedecarvalho86514 жыл бұрын
Lawyer Morty George actually has another song called “Here comes the moon”
@schmilew12304 жыл бұрын
here goes the sun
@spottedstar11234 жыл бұрын
There goes the sun
@junkhead_924 жыл бұрын
Here comes the copyright claim
@helloiamaman5 жыл бұрын
8:15 congratulations, you’ve just played yourself
@datazra86545 жыл бұрын
badum tss :D
@sheckdagh6275 жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@monke50525 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you now have cancer* lol
@PaulTheSkeptic5 жыл бұрын
Big deal. I do that everyday.
@ReignitedAuto5 жыл бұрын
So rarely do we get to actually laugh out loud, you got me with this one. Good work
@lloydgriffiths18475 жыл бұрын
“Could it kill a radio star”, “could it induce seizure” 😂
@craigbrowning94485 жыл бұрын
The Last Pedal, try playing through electronic components (I. e. capacitors, maybe a Formant Board salvaged from an Electronic Organ.
@jpob55 жыл бұрын
What about a battery?
@erikgrundy5 жыл бұрын
@@jpob5 Depending on the battery, that sounds like a fairly surefire way to fry the pedals you actually care about
@jersnifquantifigly78535 жыл бұрын
Or a Tesla coil.... Somehow.
@sonicthehedgegod5 жыл бұрын
that’s what i was thinking - you could probably create a pretty cool reverb effect if you ran it through a metal slinky too
@PaweSotys5 жыл бұрын
Or you could use it to prototype some diy effects on a protoboard.
@yokysnigga96475 жыл бұрын
No doubt kurt cobain would use the airtrash
@crzyprplmnky5 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@spooky67035 жыл бұрын
Before the ring out turned into a bunch of hornets made of white noise having an orgy in a trash compactor I was super into it, now I'm unsure, but still want it
@electromancer26454 жыл бұрын
He got that sound some other way
@gilbyjackson3044 жыл бұрын
@@electromancer2645 ye he had a boss ds1 and ds2 on stage at the same time sometimes, i can imagine cranking them both up would sound so fucking good
@a-lonley-box36573 жыл бұрын
@@spooky6703 THIS.
@derpimusmaximus88155 жыл бұрын
Obviously the last pedal should be plugged into a cow to beef up your toan.
@1N2themystic5 жыл бұрын
Or a shoe, to give it some soul. I was thinking after the pickle he might try a potato chip to get some crunch.
@charliehovil43655 жыл бұрын
Beef doesn't come from cows.
@callumwaugh29925 жыл бұрын
Charlie Hovil really?
@gdawgs1015 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, the classic tone meat argument
@Calilou525 жыл бұрын
Tone* sry to be that guy
@blackenedizzycore5 жыл бұрын
That second pedal would be AMAZING for stoner doom or drone, I'd love to hear Boris using that thing
@falconismbot93705 жыл бұрын
I legit thought this said tasting guitar pedals at first and I thought wow he's going into some crazy levels of depth to test his pedals now.
@faunaflage5 жыл бұрын
And he did! He ate the pickle.
@MikoSquiz5 жыл бұрын
He's not Griffin McElroy
@LiMCRiMZ4 жыл бұрын
"it's awful, but in a good kind of way" was actually real feedback I got for one of my songs before. This resonates with me deeply 🙃
@MODIAK5 жыл бұрын
The practical application of the signal diverter is you can connect different electrical components. Or run your signal through a completely different circuit. It would be useful for designing FX pedals.
@sTatocaster5 жыл бұрын
Those cables are connected to the ground
@avi_s0ncin05 жыл бұрын
6:49 The effect and tone of that pedal sounds just like the tone of Steve Hacketts solo on " counting out time" by Genesis
@clayheinzerling18525 жыл бұрын
Imagine taking that delay pedal to an edm show with a bunch of strobes and lasers that'd be sick
@lloydland5 жыл бұрын
Clay Heinzerling Should have mixed the delay and air trash. In fact, if you mashed them together you could call the hybrid pedal pure vomit.
@WesMcClung15 жыл бұрын
Hey man I'm not sure if you read many comments or will see this, but I just wanted to say thanks for all the videos you put out. I've "played" guitar for almost 18 years now, but never found the motivation or drive to advance beyond learning the occasional song by tab here and there. It wasn't until a recent (as in maybe a month ago) youtube wormhole that I stumbled across your channel and I'm so thankful for that. Your approach to guitar and the accessibility with which you talk about theory turned thoughts of "Maybe barre chords are just the limit of my ability..." into thoughts of "Wait, this theory stuff isn't nearly as indecipherable as I thought!" Even just in the past month, through a combo of your videos and other online resources, I've gone from only knowing the 1st pentatonic position to confidently improvising (key word being confidently, rather than masterfully) in just about any basic key. I really can't express my gratitude enough for helping inspire me to pick back up the ax and really dedicate myself to the craft. I've had an original '65 Cherry Melody Maker for the past decade and finally I might be able to do it some justice! Once payday arrives next week, you can guarantee I'll be the next Samurai Theory student. Thanks again and keep up the good work!
@eliyahfranson5 жыл бұрын
There’s Swedish companies other than IKEA? (Side note: my cat was fascinated by this video)
@samuraiguitarist5 жыл бұрын
Tell your cat I say hi
@fth2285 жыл бұрын
IKEA Bird
@kanjosidr5 жыл бұрын
yeah, there's Volvo
@pepijndeputter88925 жыл бұрын
@@kanjosidr And Saab
@discomfort57605 жыл бұрын
@@kanjosidr They're chinese now.
@KonStafylides5 жыл бұрын
"Could it kill a radio star?" My man
@spark-e5 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting the next one to be "Testing The Most not-so-normal-and/or-traditional Guitar Pedals."
@NathanArhur5 жыл бұрын
The signal diverter does have a practical use though. If you're breadboarding a circuit it can help you easily connect your effect to a stomp box, which is super useful for pedal creation. Cool video!
@Burnt_Gerbil5 жыл бұрын
I’m sure Queens of the Stone Age can find a use for the Airtrash pedal! 😆
@HDMI11475 жыл бұрын
Yeah bro!
@lightningmcqueengaming75474 жыл бұрын
Burnt Gerbil Era Vulgaris era QOTSA could have done some crazy stuff with that pedal
@aylbdrmadison10515 жыл бұрын
Wanna get the fattest greasy tone? Run your guitar signal through a ham.
@AbsoluteAbsurd5 жыл бұрын
3:10 sounds like my acoustic guitar through Garageband.
@peiblomaziu30995 жыл бұрын
so true
@cooperhamilton61414 жыл бұрын
Like, actually tho.....
@RoyBrush4 жыл бұрын
Actually, that signal diverter, while probably useless for most musicians, for people prototyping pedals or something, that is *super* interesting. If it's inexpensive, it'd be super convenient for basically making a custom pedal if you wanted. So, you put together some electronics on a breadboard or whatever, attach the alligator clips to two wires sticking out of your breadboard, and now you have a proper switch and jacks in a form factor that lets you use your custom pedal as though it was a normal product. ^_^ I actually really like that, I might buy one. For prototyping it just seems like it could be really convenient. :)
@jhspedals5 жыл бұрын
Bravo. Bravo.
@benfitzgerald73844 жыл бұрын
hello
@olafvanrijnsbergen11775 жыл бұрын
That last pedal would be great when you're being interviewed. "people what to know. What is the secret behind your guitar sound" "my secret Is good quality pickles"
@frozantini4 жыл бұрын
thats what stevie t would say, running his djenty guitar through pickle sandwiches
@guilhermearoeira89004 жыл бұрын
Pickle guitar!
@Cypher.4 жыл бұрын
And people would at you like a wack-ass.
@dannythejester5 жыл бұрын
You should use the Morpheus Pedal and a normal capo at the same time
@TheReaper10055 жыл бұрын
6:18 Should anyone be interested in that, my best guess is that it is an optocoupler that modulates the signal based on the intensity of that (UV?) light, as it's perceived by a phototransistor inside. Kinda of similar to your good ol' FM Radio, but modulated within audio frequency band.
@lux_wil5 жыл бұрын
hmm, the second pedal could be used to make some Norwegian Black metal xD
@HXCBeard5 жыл бұрын
Or some sweet doom/sludge metal
@2m7b55 жыл бұрын
It sounds weirdly similar to the guitar in Dunkelheit.
@kev1257ful5 жыл бұрын
Bort Varg said he used the cheapest guitar and distortion pedal he could find, so not that far off
@SgtPnkks5 жыл бұрын
@@kev1257ful his own words from his website "When it came to guitar amplifiers all the Death Metal guys told me that the way to get the "right" (trendy) sound was to use Marshall amps, and since I didn't like that sound I bought a Pivee (Pivey?) amp and used that instead. On "Filosofem" I didn't use a guitar amplifier at all, but instead used only the amplifier on my brother's stereo (that of course was not intended for that use) and some old fuzz pedals." nothing specific mentioned i wouldn't be surprised if he recorded using a peavey rage for the early stuff and "old fuzz pedals" could be any number of options
@fskbaum65215 жыл бұрын
I'm so used to seeing you keep a straight face that the thumbnail triggered my fight or flight response.
@michaelm44645 жыл бұрын
Videoscope: when Windows Media Player inspires you to create a guitar pedal.
@gwbeecham5 жыл бұрын
There is a practical use for the last pedal - in a live loop/delay/feedback situation you can route the signal to your drummer who can add rhythm the signal that you cannot (as easily) get on your own
@joechip12325 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you could use the last one attached to a spring to make a spring reverb... maybe a metal slinky?
@MB-rc8ie5 жыл бұрын
Joe Chip Thats not how reverb works. Metal slinky doesn't have much effect on audio signal, in spring reverb electricity is converted to mechanical waves and then converted back to electric signal on the other end.
@bobtay2145 жыл бұрын
I don't think they wires go any where they are just stuffed into the pedal box
@M.J445 жыл бұрын
7:15 For the signal diverter, it has a lot of potential to be different & for each trial it was just BARELY, BARELY different. That pedal is more of an electrician's pedal, such as experimenting with voltage. Also, as for humans, we emit some electricity (which is why touching a 1/4 inch guitar cable jack buzzes it a bit), but not a lot. That's why it was buzzing when you sent your signal through you.
@arandomsupra2 жыл бұрын
When you touch any metal part of a guitar there is actually a very small amount of electricity flowing through you which is why the buzz from the amp stops when youre playing or touching the bridge or the strings
@jeffroitero42665 жыл бұрын
3:35 - Whoa! The new Royal Blood album sounds pretty good!!!
@brayysson31295 жыл бұрын
Jeff Roit damn, my boy knows Royal Blood too. Tf
@driftliketokyo34ftw354 жыл бұрын
You should make a series where you use the signal diverter to see how various electronic components such as motors and LEDs and such affect the guitar signal. I think it would be pretty cool.
@funeralopolis13375 жыл бұрын
damn, could you please elaborate on that Schecter guitar/bass hybrid at 3:29 i'm in love with it
@theherrderr5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure, but it might be like a Bass 6 or something similar
@Visionguy083 жыл бұрын
www.schecterguitars.com/bass/hellcat-vi-1-detail It’s based on the Fender Bass VI but it’s Schecter’s take on it. Enjoy
@guthriesavagefriedman99754 жыл бұрын
On the delay pedal with the light: that light sensor is a photoresistor, it's pretty easy to just clip one into a circuit and tap into all those crazy wavies, used to have a couple "phototheremins" or cheap little circuits that ran a signal through one of them. Pretty cool, simple stuff.
@harrybryan-dooher48615 жыл бұрын
If Tame Impala used the first pedal it would be PERFECT!
@GenesisMuseum5 жыл бұрын
The Signal Diverter pedal shows something that engineers have known for years, that cheap cables and connections (as long as they are in fact connected) will sound the same as a high priced monster cable.
@Calilou525 жыл бұрын
That TV one is actually pretty cool for music videos and cover videos and such and of course, as you said, a concert full of tvs hooked up to that pedal
@bogdanmihalescu69075 жыл бұрын
That last one actually has ONE great real life application. I used to build pedals and back then I built one of those for myself. What I did with it was connect it to the prototype circuitboard for testing / tweaking. Much easier than installing your prototype in its own enclosure
@variousthings64705 жыл бұрын
4:30 - So very nearly Here Comes the Sun...
@GranTruismo4head2 ай бұрын
Hey SammyG are you gonna keep continuing this series? I feel I’ve been very much so out of the loop because of how KZbin’s been kind of causing the bell icon to just not function anymore for me. I do love these videos a lot and they are quite the fun to see you fiddling with the pedal effects and stomp boxes. It’s just such a good time as you always make it fun to watch.
@pietro93vit5 жыл бұрын
You can attach the last pedal to a circuit, thats needs a video, but i think you need an electric engineer
@rickfeith63725 жыл бұрын
Holy poops...yeah, that makes WAY more sense than a chunk of ham. Kinda cool way to see what works when getting into audio circuit building
@freedustin5 жыл бұрын
attach it to a photocell for a kill switch you operate by blocking the light! would probably also do volume swells with varying degrees of light blocking.
@pietro93vit5 жыл бұрын
You can think a lot of things, like radio wawe, electro magnetism, electroboom opss.. thats the engineer :P
@danielskrivan69215 жыл бұрын
0:21 I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other day. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
@haavard92275 жыл бұрын
lmao literally watched all these vids yesterday before bed and now there's a new one. get out of my head mr samurai
@kennethlambert2 жыл бұрын
playing that one through various capacitors or coils would give you some unique sounds. or good for testing new circuits that process the sounds.
@eternal_hangnail4 жыл бұрын
He sent the signal through a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen
@SorooshMhs5 жыл бұрын
3:35 congratulations. You now have a bass
@alexdattel27575 жыл бұрын
samuraiguitarist sounds as if there was a blanket over the sound. wouldn't buy him for tone except if I wanted a jazzy tone.
@almosthuman44575 жыл бұрын
The diverter is awesome for people who like to make their own filter circuits or use stuff designed for modular synthesizers.
@sphinx20775 жыл бұрын
3:32 What model is that? I want it!
@famitory5 жыл бұрын
the signal diverter would be great for breadboarding with. a set of jacks, a true bypass switch, and an enclosure you can toss down on the floor
@purplealice5 жыл бұрын
You might ask your dad to reverse-engineer that weird Swedish thing with the light on it.
@nevereatencake5 жыл бұрын
"that weird swedish thing"
@putridabomination5 жыл бұрын
"that weird swedish thing"
@oncebutinfinite5 жыл бұрын
"that weird swedish thing"
@jamoman02775 жыл бұрын
"that weird swedish thing"
@bonnibloop_5 жыл бұрын
"that weird swedish thing
@AM-bo2ns5 жыл бұрын
that signal diverter pedal is definitely for breadboarding homemade effects; you should try out running it through a breadboard with some resistors, etc. attached
@bartdwmusic12125 жыл бұрын
Do a normal pickle vs a guitar signal pickle taste test, we need to know if guitar signal changes the taste
@SammiD713 жыл бұрын
4:48 I could see both being layered on top of eachother for an interesting timbre
@KeithShelley15 жыл бұрын
"Now let's try... a pickle!" :: Sylvia Massy intensifies ::
@PhilipJanson3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, just saw this now and was looking for this, Sylvia Massy is a legend
@gergelykovacs55325 жыл бұрын
You could play the signal diverter through electronic components or if you make your own pedals you could use it as a testing device. You could even make simple audio circuits and run it through those
@the_mechanic_22375 жыл бұрын
why does your bass have 6 strings? weird...
@onlypain.45055 жыл бұрын
gaming time no way never seen this before
@SianaGearz5 жыл бұрын
sooo... who the hell is David?
@topbloke67305 жыл бұрын
Because we’re worthy of the extra 2
@SwagPug5 жыл бұрын
HAHA VERY FUNNY BASS JOKE
@Enzo-fs3bx4 жыл бұрын
Bruh He’s playing a flute
@mal2ksc5 жыл бұрын
The signal diverter is for people who like to build and bend their own circuits, so they could, say, take a breadboard prototype on stage -- the diverter box is at least sturdy enough to step on.
@PrinceWesterburg5 жыл бұрын
Remember: Samurai Guitarist does these things so you don't have to.
@MB-rc8ie5 жыл бұрын
The last pedal is good for prototyping effects, if you want better effect you could send signal through transistor, opamp, or some more complicated circuit.
@cocoarm7775 жыл бұрын
Everybody: man that glitchy screen sure looks cool. Me: HE HAS A NES!!
@The0Stroy5 жыл бұрын
7:15 combined with school electric circuit experiments set, will be great to make custom pedals!
@matthiascoast96805 жыл бұрын
First pedal would be amazing for small stages and solo performances. Would give more life for performance.
@Evildandalo5 жыл бұрын
Matt Coast You could easily hook it up to a small budget projector and cast it behind you. It’s a shame they aren’t cheap, I’m curious to see if I could build a similar circuit, even if it’s just a simple X-Y oscilloscope graph.
@matthiascoast96805 жыл бұрын
@@Evildandalo I think it would be possible with creating a software like audio visualizer which pick guitar signal live. And instead of pedal you would need to connect it to a audio interface.
@Evildandalo5 жыл бұрын
Matt Coast That would be incredibly easy if done with a PC. I’m sure you could do something simple that would work with an Arduino and the GPIO pins, or something way more fleshed out with a raspberry Pi. The Pi Zero would work great for it actually, composite video output is natively supported and analog audio in is supported as well so the hardest part would be the software side and designing the input circuitry. I have a feeling I could probably make that work and fit it into a stomp box.
@matthiascoast96805 жыл бұрын
@@Evildandalo I hope you will do it👍 remember to write me if you successfully will do that I maybe will work on software side.
@kayem3085 жыл бұрын
whats the riff samurai plays at 3:30? sounds amazing
@325spoon5 жыл бұрын
This dude really just pulled out a pickle and played guitar through it
@Perceptified5 жыл бұрын
The diverter can be used to route your signal through an effect you're currently designing/troubleshooting. Wouldn't pay for it, but it could be used for something practical.
@62growupon5 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to run the alligator guitar clippedal through objects with different types of electrical resistance has or features to get crazy effects
@arthurturner30802 жыл бұрын
if you run it through stuff with more resistance it will just make it quieter
@anuragdeshpande69183 жыл бұрын
2:29 the video killed the radio star reference lol
@MenkoDany5 жыл бұрын
Dude, the last pedal is genius! Try running it through a spring!! Or an electrical motor!
@jrr8325 жыл бұрын
It needs more testing
@buttering04 жыл бұрын
1:56 This reminds me of flcl so much Ride on shooting star
@MrKjDrake5 жыл бұрын
Your own pedal should be called Socks with Sandals. 🧦 👡 👍😂
@katiehyde5292 Жыл бұрын
For the Signal Diverter Out Of The Box FX, I think one would need to connect it to items that can conduct electricity (and possibly make their own sound). So maybe like a copper alarm or something along those lines.
@andrazdrazumeric89945 жыл бұрын
Why does your BASS have 6 strings? Weird
@immenselydumblozer44215 жыл бұрын
Andraž Dražumerič I see David send you. Respect.
@TL-_-Edits5 жыл бұрын
It ‘s a guitar
@IceCubeNETWORK8735 жыл бұрын
S L A P L I K E N O W!
@HDMI11475 жыл бұрын
E P I C
@IceCubeNETWORK8735 жыл бұрын
K Brookes I M P O S S I B L E B A S S L I N E!
@DudeinatorMC5 жыл бұрын
That last pedal with the leads would be useful for someone trying to develop their own pedal. You could easily connect the signal to a breadboard and experiment, and it comes with the added benefit of an easy on/off switch.
@dendrixyep3815 жыл бұрын
What does your BASS have 6 strings? weird.
@Gongasoso5 жыл бұрын
That light delay thing could be interesting if you place it close to the drumkit, say on the rim of the kick drum. The vibration of the kuck drum would shake the little light antenna, and would cause some weird warbling sound, me thinks
@SvenTviking5 жыл бұрын
The first pedal or “Migraine simulator” as we like to call it...
@123-l2n2j5 жыл бұрын
1:54 *waiting badly for that one Fooly Cooly riff*
@1FISH5 жыл бұрын
Pickle signals. The true A U D I O P H I L E's choice of cabling.
@tinnitusthenight55454 жыл бұрын
If you attach the signal diverter to like a long pipe or an a unshielded wire you might be able to toy around with and manipulate the interference. If you introduce an electrical signal or magnet near it you might even get theremin like effects. I think that would be worth an attempt before completely writing it off.
@guruzini19715 жыл бұрын
Dont get me started on the classic tone meat argument.
@zacheryclark21315 жыл бұрын
The Signal Diverter could be used to run through all sorts of stuff. Like a Speak-and-Spell, or a See-n-Say. It'll let you connect to just about any circuit that's not a pedal, and that's awesome.
@Amaterasu-wh6xj5 жыл бұрын
the air trash sounds like the audio version of jpeg artifacts
@ASilva-im7dm5 жыл бұрын
There's a brazilian delay called "That's Echo Folks" by MG Music that does almoust the same. They call the light/sensor "pig's tail".
@HughMacDonald205 жыл бұрын
A lot of these pedals sound like they would be right up Radiohead’s street
@w0lks44 жыл бұрын
3:04 sounds exactly like the Fender Frontman amps you get with your Guitar Starter pack
@kingjestari27115 жыл бұрын
Why does your bass have 6 strings? weird.
@canadianidiot145 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the Schecter guitar/bass thing that shows up @3:30?
@stick-itproductions.33075 жыл бұрын
Lol, "Should you use it in a worship band?"
@10stripmusic5 жыл бұрын
It's really cool you at least own a Schecter! I obviously also am a fan, but it's so hard to find any videos about them that aren't just ads.
@BlackHoleForge5 жыл бұрын
Your guitar playing was most excellent, but I've seen better visuals off of Windows Media Player.
@stefanodomeni5 жыл бұрын
6:40 you can get this same effect with a $13 Danelectro fab d5 chorus pedal.
@mod61105 жыл бұрын
Why do your bass have 6 strings.... weird
@faterix77375 жыл бұрын
you can use milkdrop (winamp plugin) for the visual feedback. also there are apps which generates visuals on your smartphone, it's possible to send that to an display via hdmi adapters. i can recommend doing that. you can even include the audience with a tablet so they paint to the artists sound.. did that several times... it's awesome.
@dastanhuck5 жыл бұрын
Why does your bass have 6 strings? Weird
@MrPacmanpacks4 жыл бұрын
its a CONSPIRACY your government wants you dead kzbin.info/www/bejne/emfHdpd8eb2oiaM And MUCH more . . . ---
@aljaberhk4 жыл бұрын
@@MrPacmanpacks it's a CONSPIRACY the government needs you to shut the hell up