[TF2] Crack Mall

[@Samwiz1]

Here's a link to this awful map lol steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2982784856 To the entire workshop, make more crap like this; whether it's a good map to play on or not at least it's fun to go through :)

[@Miles_Perry]

waffle house

[@commanderfoxtrot]

PLAY MINETEST ALREADY. You tease it so much it's just getting fucking annoying at this point when you bring it up.

[@bevvybeetle]

you should play on pl_offcenter if you haven't already, great gorgeous map that is in no way, an eyebleed

[@kimberlylamm7677]

Hey Sam, if you’re looking for tf2 videos but they’re history in a nutshell, here’s some ideas: Russo-Japanese war Seven year war The war on terror 30 year war 9 year war Spanish succession war The French Revolution & Napoleon wars.

[@iuploadalbums]

Sam, you can't escape from the 24 hour tf2 stream.

[@thanoid2373]

Sam, the 24 hour stream, go make it.

[@Samwiz1]

What why

[@randomrock.]

@@Samwiz1 Do it.

[@iuploadalbums]

@@Samwiz1 It came to me in a dream.

[@rob3rtbigtoegaming431]

@@Samwiz1sam please let me out of your basement I’ve been trapped down here for 5 days and all I’ve had to eat are my own toenail clippings

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

The day Sam actually plays mine test will bring about the end times.

[@danpinthethecond]

thonk needs to become a regular

[@Salutethesun2]

We must make the T H O N K B U R G E R

[@ethosaur]

Hey, map creator here! Thanks for playing my silly maps again lol.

[@Samwiz1]

It is always an experience One of the experiences I’ve had this week Well, last week, but still

[@konduktorpklpriv3133]

Gotta appreciate the touhou reference in the pool

[@ethosaur]

@@konduktorpklpriv3133 love my silly fishy

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

Make crack dungeon next

[@xaracen7207]

make a minetest clone but name it something else so he can play it please

[@supersanttu7951]

"Ethosaur - In Game: Subnautica" "- In Game: Deep Rock Galactic" A man after my own heart.

[@ethosaur]

Both very good games

[@sawekpiniuzk2007]

​@@ethosaurtrue

[@MRTEXAS-pq8hr]

6:10 Thonk is SCP-6104749 “The Rapscallion”

[@WeFightForKarl]

2:51 ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

[@MrSeal-wc2vk]

7:57 that whole maze is a reference to the Book “The House of Leaves” by Mark Z. Danielewski

[@kanderion5685]

the guy who made this map managed to get it onto the lazypurple silly servers, his username is "aldebarado" or "aldebrando" or something like that, he's a funny guy to talk to and often explains that he likes the concept of slime girls, that's why you can find quite a few in this map.

[@ethosaur]

I go by Ethosaur there too, and yes, slimes are very cool.

[@evanm1337]

​@@ethosaurI, too, find slime girls cool. They're literally shapeshifters but even better at cuddling (sometimes)

[@tuhoangminh2658]

Sam should be the reviewer for every maps that can be crack maps

[@darkerXTV]

holy shit this map is so random it make Sam actually cuss at 4:20 lmao

[@Samwiz1]

*What* I was saying “Thonk you in the background” but I completely understand where you’re coming from; without context of the guy’s name it really does sound like that lmao

[@darkerXTV]

@@Samwiz1 lmao dang I just noticed I was hoping u actually cuss one day

[@RyujinRoninReach]

No freaking way I was just exploring the map yesterday with nobody in it It’s uniquely beautiful

[@Ghostly3011]

6:09 swarm_unit_4359: wtf did i stumble into scout_b_gone: *SAND*

[@gilyde6401]

I sure do love the Fnaf jump scare 14:45

[@yuugienjoyer]

4:49 WAGGYSAGGY SPOTTED

[@ethosaur]

WAGGYSAGGY LOVER SPOTTED! (I love fishy)

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Same here

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

3:04 HALF LIFE 2 ZERO PRECIPITATION

[@level20eevee75]

I like how wakasagihime is at the swimming pool area, just sitting above it, in zun’s art.

[@evgrigs]

2:51 thank you for editing me the deep rock galactic part in you can’t say that on his streams now because of me, I kept saying to play it

[@iamdespy]

lol

[@dontdomewrong1932]

8:33 Its him!!

[@squidhgf9997]

Wait the joking self confidence is a thing? Huh, good to know. I've been doing that for a few years already.

[@ekneik]

i like that there are fellow miners in sams chat

[@eternalfinality154]

The biggest joke is when he actually plays the map

[@easterntitan8308]

1:06 I swear Mac is basically the chaotic evil in your friend group.

[@jpwalla0208]

This is what I see in my head

[@inductivegrunt94]

Samwiz always just finds the peak perfect maps to play on, without fail. And he and his friends just make them even better. With this map here being a perfect example of it.

[@Surkk2960]

3 things I have noticed regarding this creator's maps: -1. Relevant Memes -2. Interesting Easter Eggs -3. Slime Girls

[@Nate303]

I’m autistic so I know that this map is AT MOST 80% autism. It is impure.

[@thenicster3051]

1:06 Words cannot describe how funny this was to me while I was half asleep

[@oldmonitor1999]

this is my chill parts of my brain turned into .bsp file

[@dragonmastercj871]

Sam in 2031 after completely running out of content finally playing minetest:

[@Terresact]

"semi regular basis" over the last 2 weeks you've posted 5? Videos. Proper amazing man mad respect keep it up!

[@luigikaboyack5067]

Im glad you covered this map its so me

[@potatolord7284]

7:16 As someone on the spectrum I'm not 100% sure how to take that comment

[@jalontf2]

This map is a 1990s Nickelodeon wet dream

[@omniscientbarebones]

Sam, you can’t stop crowsting on Joey’s server. Crowst once more, Sam. It can’t be crowver forever.

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

I saw Pillar John in thumbnail Then saw Peppino in the vid It's a Samwiz1 vid about TF2 This is a crossover we never knew would happen

[@Salutethesun2]

14:46 jumpscare warning

[@da_pwo]

i remember this map on lazypurples silly server, it was really cool to explore, though i wish i knew more of the references

[@aboveaveragenerd3306]

7:10 as someone with autism I have to agree

[@edrigus1503]

Short Yakuza in a coffin smiling at you, spotted at 13:51. You cannot escape crack-chat mr Samwiz1

[@austinday9135]

The crack mall get all of the best crack here. Democrack:For 3 ref!

[@ConTheMAN]

Original Crack tower had pizza tower reference

[@lilian-pvz5126]

Clicked on the vid because of John Pillar, ended up staying for everything else, was not dissapointed

[@FaultyTwo]

"crack..? CRACK!? CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK!!? CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK!"

[@Dominicthelegend2008]

Huh, I don’t remember doing any LSD today

[@grunklepann3868]

It was me, Sam. I’m the guy who kept yelling about fanfics and stealing your fridge.

[@wiggytommy8607]

now your thonking w/ burgers

[@videogames8261]

rocks and stones

[@SeerOfTheWest]

Imagine if you will, taking everything known to man, and showing up in this map.

[@SailorScotland]

Crack Tower The Sequel

[@thecondiffs]

2:00 finally... Spaceburgers from Chicken Invaders

[@Roundcrocodile4853]

Had a dream last night that was very similar to this. The only different was it was realistic and took place in a SCP foundation JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT SCP SAM STOP WATCHING MY DREAMS

[@Samwiz1]

Gotta get content inspiration somewhere :/

[@miguelnozaripires9770]

Lol

[@icetide9411]

Sam is going to play every single custom map ever before playing Minetest

[@rainbowflameproductions7121]

This is definitely the map of all time

[@yeahjj]

Glad to see what its like inside my brain 👍

[@sentientlvl.5mortar886]

Pizza tower filled to the brim with memes and crazy shit

[@timteecvhn]

I played on this map earlier today on your server and suffice to say. The skybox gives me a bloody headache.

[@Delta-l87]

My commentary to this boils down to “why not?”

[@ecotanimate4149]

“This is pure uncontained autism” -samwiz tf2 2023

[@MedicJigglypuff]

The day Samwiz1 plays Minetest is the day Drip or Drown Season 2 comes out.

[@crackheadcranium1664]

I was playing this map 2 days ago and it was awesome

[@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129]

4:10 As someone who's seen some of his maps in VRChat, I think the map isn't even trying to *BE.*

[@ethosaur]

Yes

[@xaracen7207]

this is indeed a map of all time

[@pumpkingpie2938]

The crack mall is my favorite place to steal crack

[@qbertking1910]

Average Floridian mall

[@sdgx0]

i love that shit! XD 4:21

[@Magicmarina]

I watched this video while I had the second worse nosebleed of my life

[@invschematics]

2:36 "What the frick this is" as Samwiz says passing a picture with a caption of "What the fuck is going on"

[@ThisIsJustFazfox]

As someone with autism myself, I can confirm your thoughts on this map are true.

[@sovereignDrop7]

first time finding you and its 48 minutes after release nice.

[@PrimarySweeper13]

Thank you Steel

[@anwd8646]

I rate this map a Pizza Tower pillar John out of a Pizza Tower Peppino Spaghetti.

[@paul_gaming43]

Oh hey cool I have autism and I love this map Incapable of possessing the *wait* for this to be in the beutiful map rotation on Samrizz1's Stupid server

[@tetro431]

^big guy

[@spudermun9522]

i honestly thought that the title said "spy cloak kill"

[@TylerGoatMan]

5:28 1 year later and I still don’t know what was wrong with his eyes

[@LiterallyCrimzo]

NO WAY STEELNERFER IS STILL USING MY ART AS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

[@ghost_rouge]

I find thonk just being completely deadpanned the funniest thing. Im a fricken sand snorter

[@haxxormcbunny7456]

Crack tower sequel?!

[@superultimatexlrfire462]

One day, Samwiz will play Minetest. Some day. Not sure when, not sure how, but it'll happen

[@Ghostly3011]

Hey! I remember this stream! Someone in chat held the rest of chat hostage until Sam have the server password. _with a fucking Omori fanfic._

[@kaden-sd6vb]

Oh dear lord

[@diamondfrost7593]

Soon someone will make a base that is so big that it will be 5 times bigger than this map

[@aydeeaychdee]

Honey stop what you're doing! Samwiz just uploaded

[@demonmysterykid3343]

So cool.

[@soniomagr5498]

When is the second season of Drip or Drown?

[@jakebolls3420]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH TOUHOU HIJACK LOL

[@b0b8651-t]

sam

[@shmasonwhatever3756]

sensory overload: the map

[@SpacePugtf2]

I love smokin' cr-

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Wait, we are starting to get regular videos possibly? This is gonna be great!

[@Samwiz1]

Just for the summer lol

[@jklleskov2699]

Wait, the bread bite glows in the dark?

[@tombraiserzombie2581]

Man when are we gonna get the ww2 sfm meme

[@Miles_Perry]

crack tower part 2

[@tetro431]

☝🤓☝🤓☝🤓(it's a mall so it's a sequel with a creative name for once )

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

A lot of people asking Sam to play deep rock You lot forget this guy is not capable of positive things or non-shitpost strats. Therefore he wont understand the duty of DRG

[@aftershiftcharadreemurr858]

Is that pillarus Johnathan short from pillar John from hit game Pizza Tower?

[@beanman9760]

Beans

[@scout1696]

CRACK MALL CRACK MALL

[@flickmcbic2467]

2:16 it was not a microwave review sam that was microwaveshitter26 telling u to check that

[@BluZombie]

this tower is pizza

[@asterlofts1565]

Pizza Tower reference...