[TF2] Crack Tower

[@qbertking1910]

Sam, my lawn mower, where is it

[@justaregularoldpileofsnow6877]

Guys, the lawnmower, go get it

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

It's in our hearts

[@engineertf2971]

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.

[@ShellShocked78-g3x]

I ate it. Sorry. I will do it again

[@MustachTwirlingVillainFan]

E

[@batofdestiny]

I sure hope Sam finally acknowledges the terrible influence he's been on his fanbase by getting his fans into crack and cocaine...

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

I lika da cocainer

[@SailorScotland]

cocain

[@rickychen3360]

oh you mean the "expensive sugar" I was wondering why my food always tasted weird

[@projectionistgaming3701]

Don't forget sand!

[@belfastplayz2649]

How else is he meant to pay his bills

[@thepixelartists5756]

6:24 that edit caught me so off guard, I started uncontrollably laughing with it devolving into coughing

[@Moose_elk]

13:45 Mini crit kills have the same background as critical kills, so the engineer could have been using the rescue ranger and was marked for death after carrying a building.

[@Jcriptobeta]

Considering the Engineer is using a Smissmas Sweater Shotgun and not carrying a building, and the Caber had a Crit Swing Sound and Animation, i'm not sure.

[@shells_]

I think it has something to do with the item change when using the caber after the explosion. Once the explosion happens, it changes into a different item, (so it doesn't blow up again). I believe the exploded caber has the same stats as the bottle.

[@LilBerdFromTheVoid]

​@@shells_you can be very right

[@wumbo2255]

You cannot simply contain the madness in a channel with a little role switch, Sam

[@robertsvet6980]

c r a c k

[@kiandannelly7315]

"What is this?" -Samwiz1 Perfectly summarizes this map.

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

Why are you quoting them quoting themselves. They already said "perfectly summarizes this map"

[@1_FLASKFAN]

@@quantumdisappointment5711 thats the joke, lad

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

@@1_FLASKFAN there's no joke there though, its not even quoting a moment and adding a joke. They already made this exact joke and they're repeating it exactly with no add on. Also don't call people lad in comments, it makes you come off as the 13 year old kid.

[@1_FLASKFAN]

@@quantumdisappointment5711 yeah thats the joke, that they're adding nothing onto it

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

@@1_FLASKFAN that's not a joke

[@СНІМР]

the !rtd command can give “lucky sandvich” which you had at the time of the caber inflicting a crit. this roll gives ~1000+ overheal & *the first attack after rolling lucky sandvich is a guaranteed crit*

[@ethosaur]

Hey, I'm the guy that made this map! Thanks for checking it out. Believe it or not, I made the entire map within just about 3 days, while in an absolute- "stupor ", just because it sounded funny at the time. Sorry for all the yakuza lol, I had just finished the game at the time of making it. Hopefully that explains almost everything. 👏

[@flushete2352]

He is simply coping over the gilyde sweep keep adding dame donny into the maps

[@benjaminizquierdo4700]

It does

[@Ihatethemulti]

This map reminds me of a childhood show that is very close to heart, wayside. Was that one of your inspirations?

[@ethosaur]

@@Ihatethemulti Surprisingly not, I hear a lot of people say it looks like wayside, but I never really watched it, though I can absolutely see the similarities once I checked. The real inspiration was weird old weird TF2 maps. The idea of a vertical "meme" tower was always an appealing idea, so I finally got around to making one.

[@soggybreadman4035]

@@ethosaur I'm assuming a lot of your inspiration also came from old PS2 SpongeBob/Ratchet and Clank games, as well as the PTSD Old Punt mods, cause I saw a lot of that in there. That really takes me back, because I used to play PS2 games like those all the time as a kid.

[@snakef8933]

8:06 Speaking of Glaceon and Delirium, I'd like to see Sam explore Daimconne's other maps

[@Beenevolence]

Where did he play it

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

MUSIC USED (at least at the start) World of Goo - Tumbler 2:05 pre-overhaul DRG space rig with someone's OC dressed up as the Driller. 2:17 the hammer editor player mesh-thingy but it's a png doing the "french girl" pose 2:56 hammer editor player mesh sitting on a bench reading the paper. 3:44 the doctor from the Russian animated movie "treasure island" 7:38 Isaac Clarke from the dead space series 13:07 the drop pod from DRG (Deep Rock Galactic) being compared to Squidward's house.

[@randomzombie2901]

WOOOOO!!! DEEPROCK!!

[@lolzers7986]

God bless you commenters listing the name of all the music used in videos

[@shaldurprime7154]

any idea what 6:24 is? i knew at one point but the memory is lost to me

[@Surkk2960]

This map is chaos, but a vertically based control point map honestly sounds like a fun idea. If I remember right, this map maker also made a payload map based on that "Slop and Slime" burger shop, art style and everything. I think they also made a mansion full of slime girls too... but we don't talk about that.

[@sunlandia2497]

At 14:24 Sam starts sounding like his game froze and you still hear him lol

[@Esbee_YT]

I stay awake for this. Drinking panta, watching samwiz and vibin Sam and i follow this rule If you dont wanna go back, visit tf2 with the CRACK

[@Popcorn_Pillow]

panta

[@MISSESSYNC]

Mf be drinkin panta

[@LynxFTG]

I didn't expect anything of Yakuza to be on this map, considering that I am enjoying the games so far. Sam's suffering had me crying.

[@combineadvisorwithinternet6040]

Guess Majima really is everywhere.

[@beanman9760]

4:25 pepino spaghetti before pizza tower was released

[@skelestache7281]

I would actually love to see you do a blind play through of the borderlands series. Borderlands 2 is arguably the best one. Love the content btw. your editing and style has really improved over the last few years

[@theswarmsquad3606]

The first canon instance of gilyde in the Samwiz lore

[@justpinklasagna]

Because it resembles the Wayside School building in the animated series, this Maps building is most likely inspired by the animated series based on the book Wayside.

[@MercySewerPyro]

It’s more based off of the old 4chan map harbl hotel, which was… not good, but a lot of people have nostalgia for it (including me). Wish it had more secrets like harbl though.

[@anonymousaccordionist3326]

14:24 Sam slipped into a subharmonic register, most likely that of kargyraa throat singing!

[@JayBatNimbat]

13:40 Yes, any no random crit weapon has a 0.01% chance to be a critical hit, in the game's code it's a 99.99% chance to not get a random crit, and for some reason, because Source spaget, there is that very rare chance of a non-crit weapon to get a crit. Happened to me with the Gunslinger just swinging it like mad for no reason and it does it's crit animation without consecutive hits on anyone

[@JayBatNimbat]

If you ever played Warframe, same code with Primed Sure Footed, it says it's 100% chance to resist knockdowns, but it's actually 99.99% chance and there's a 0.01% chance you actually get knocked down by blast or knockdown effects. Literally coded like hand sanitizer, gets rid of 99.99% of random crits

[@thecomedian8951]

"I think my pain is probably entertaining to the rest of you" You are correct sir!

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

4:28 the maker of this map was a veteran pizza tower fan

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

and a veteran drg fan apparently

[@allaltitudeproductions454]

your gonna get introuble with youtube if you keep doing this whole "crack" thing sam. which would be pretty funny considering how its a meme and youtube has real problems with its platform but still

[@greenwolfpupstudios3240]

14:24 to 14:42 samwiz.exe has stopped working 14:43 hey no fall damage :D (the long fricking noise you made cracked me up sam, lol

[@WarriorDan]

For clarification, because Sam sometimes is big dumb, you can actually adjust the default map-specific time countdowns. You just need to open up your server files, go to the "config" folder (the default "config" folder, NOT the "Configs" sub-folder found under the "Sourcemod" folder) and there should be a number of config files. I forget which config file has the default map round lengths, but once you find that one, you just follow the same formatting while adding your custom map and the match/round length you prefer. I hope this info helps!

[@HybridHenderson]

4:30 is that Peppino Spaghetti?!!

[@silly_fellow525]

It is infact pepperno getty

[@andresf.7563]

Wayside school in tf2

[@mewacyboi]

Can’t wait for the first non-TF2 video of sams to be yakuza 0

[@andyfriederichsen]

5:12 Almost? That is EXACTLY a Half-Life 2 room.

[@soggybreadman4035]

It's also an exact replica of a the starting apartment in a half life 2 mod called the PTSD mod, like almost inch by inch it is exactly the same. Apparently the person who made this map is the same person who made the mod.

[@tibby7709]

honestly love the world of goo music in your videos gives me mad nostolgia

[@soggybreadman4035]

Why is it that I got 70% of the references in this map? From recognizing the SpongeBob/Ratchet and Clank PS2 models/textures... to remembering all the jokes from the Old Punt phenomenon... I was even surprised to see a Junji Ito reference in there. Why does it feel like I'm the type of person this map is directed towards even though I've never heard of it until now?

[@mn-gv8ii]

the original pizza tower reference.

[@Mangok0-p]

Its been a while since ive heard the world of goo soundtrack, great video lol

[@blademasterzero]

Wait i know this map. There’s a fucking vrchat world creator who made these in vrchat too. I had no idea they existed in tf2 as well holy shit

[@ethosaur]

That would be ME

[@10gabrielconcepcionbonilla74]

8:53 my man, botw on full blind is such a great experience... so.... yeah, recommended

[@a1rg3ar31]

This map looks like Wayside School.

[@zapadap1328]

3:43 DOCTOR LIVESEY, HE ARRIVES

[@nubgaming4809]

“Heavy is what all men should strive to be” What if I don’t want crippling debt

[@LilBerdFromTheVoid]

Maybe the Caber does not random crit when you still have the first hit after the first hit you can random crit

[@AniArtistMe]

Sam got random crit because he got RTD Lucky Sandvich which gives you +1000 HP and Crit on the first hit lol

[@prototype4814]

This map reminds of a cartoon called WaySide

[@menacingpyro2005]

that bmap, i played on it before. when trying to actually DO the objective it plays like horseshit but its fun. "what is this" perfectly summarizes this map perfectly. good vid sam

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I've seen this tower in my dreams. I remember falling from the top through waves and waves of crowds of people, never hitting the bottom, and always returning to the tower. I remember all my childhood avatars and imaginary friends strewn about the place, just hanging out, never noticing me, as if I was the invisible one. I remember finding myself here in a fever, muse taking hold in my throat, heat taking over my mind, as the tower expanded up and up, seemingly never ending, until it did. From the roof, I saw no people, no planes, no bird, no building. Not even stars or the sun. Just the vast blue above. And the vast white below. And then I fall. 7/10 I prefer V2, honestly, too much euclidian geometry in the new update, but the mug bar is a great addition.

[@ethosaur]

I thought I was crazy for making this map, but then I read this.

[@soggybreadman4035]

@@ethosaur mug moment

[@ethosaur]

@@soggybreadman4035 What can I say, im a mug maniac

[@unoriginalblu]

TOWER OF POWER! This map is the shit!

[@fredricksteinwolf475]

9:05 YOU HERTIC PLAY A HALF-LIFE GAME NOW *Thunder*

[@AniArtistMe]

13:43 came back to this part because a lot of people said Caber can get random crits....I saw this old comment that If you look in the chat that Sam got Random crit from Lucky Sandvich which is RTD, granting you +1000 HP and first Hit is a guaranteed Crit

[@Vega-Zero]

I don't know if anybody has noticed/talked about it but the map seems to take heavy inspiration from the PTSD mod for half life 2. The old punt posters, 5:10 is the place you start at in the mod, and obviously the port-o-ptsd is from the mod. The PTSD mod also featured a lot of SpongeBob references and memes. (You literally drive the burger car at one point)

[@ethosaur]

Well, I did make both PTSD mod and this map after all!

[@soggybreadman4035]

@@ethosaur bro, those mods were really cool, especially with how over-the-top and cartoony aspects of them were. Playing around with the weapons, npcs, and models from those PTSD mods in gmod is a such a great nostalgic blast for me.

[@ethosaur]

@@soggybreadman4035 thats awesome to hear, im glad people still are enjoying these goofy mods, even after all this time 👍

[@justleeguy9195]

This map perfectly visualises Sams stream chats descent into madness.

[@awesomeguyqwert]

11:59 holy carp is that famous video game character Pink Slime from the hit video game Slime Rancher?!?!?!

[@calbum7078]

Meme playstyle idea: horcrux engineer. You have a level 1 dispenser somewhere in the map the enemies can technically access and you cannot repair or upgrade it. If it dies you killbind

[@dracobellator1164]

i feel like sam has never seen wayside. an old cartoon. that was weird. which is what the tower itself is based on.

[@reimufan205]

if you find a fumo in the tower you are a legend in my book

[@Saba_Evans]

crack tower THE SPIRIT OF CRACKMAS

[@beanman9760]

10:45 you mentioned it in the ocarina of time Hercules map, say you should do that again it was a good video

[@iminyourwalls4269]

Certified Dame Da Ne moment

[@americanhat3766]

10:00 Literally the Dino-Dismount trick in Ark: Survival Evolved xD

[@phonglu8746]

Kkkkk great work samwiz. Your videos remind me of seriousmartin. Keep it up bro :D

[@sanaecoachiya200]

Cant wait to see this map in 10 years

[@Yayday4evr]

this should be in the stupid server map rotation

[@MercySewerPyro]

Fun fact, the go kart screenshot on that map is from the Lazypurple servers, which is the server the map was made for!

[@conwaysquest6961]

watching sam descend into madness due to images of Kiryu is hilarious.

[@samdaman2939]

The Ottoman Empire is Kazuma and Sam is Russia.

[@speedwagon9274]

The world of goo music is very fitting for the context of the video

[@darkmodeenjoyer3367]

Well then Sam needs to play yakuza

[@dimensionalchaos8422]

10:45 I also found that exploit while playing on higher tower a few months back. Taught some ppl and left

[@DaxMarko]

Maps like this and the hotel one that was made by 4chan, aren't just regular game maps, they're digital time capsules... Let it sink in.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Seeing this map in a Samwiz video gives me vietnam flashbacks of getting repeatedly headshot when exiting spawn uncloaked, and then proceeding to get turned into dust the moment I enter the tower in an attempt to stop said sniper, as the entire enemy team has seemingly decided to go engineer to defend that one sniper

[@flamethegame1]

You and borderlands sound like an amazing can combo

[@xavierdaniel4608]

That was an interesting trip top the crack tower, an interesting music of choice... wait is that... is that music around the beginning world of goo music?

[@rolandedricksantos]

Sam sounded like someone's pc fucking blue screening lmao

[@beanman9760]

6:25 T H E M I L K M A N N

[@FaultyTwo]

everyone doin' crack until caber starts crittin'

[@Trollio_Yt]

Love the content!

[@goodoldkyogre3829]

I always think that there's something at the very end of the video but all it is is just the outro message's duration lmao.

[@Boomblox5896]

I'm with you on this one. In order for me to like humor, I need to understand it. If there is no understanding it, there is no liking it.

[@sezylrin4138]

you genuinally sounded like my computer bluescreening mid video at 14:25 samwiz is a bot confirmed

[@AconWasHere]

i think the Guy from Hello Neighbor snorted crack then built this tower

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Holy shit i never thought of doing the super mario 64 fall damage cancel in tf2

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

Samwiz1 becomes clinically insane over Yakuza characters

[@Ezra_isdum]

It’s probably based off the fictional school wayside a cartoon for kids about a back words school that breaks all the laws of Physics

[@Maxler5795]

4:37 DOUBLE EYED MAJIMA

[@ricardozalazar3976]

Regarding the 8:55 text YES I would love to see you play this games but especially Borderlands

[@Someone_1994]

i was searching fallout 4 scary mods xbox and i got this as a result and i'm glad this got recommended to me

[@_thesusnugget]

2:05 they done turned driller from DRG into a got dang woman

[@reinacraneo]

8:55 YES SAM, I WOULD WATCH EVERY EPISODE OR STREAM OF THIS, I'M A DIE HARD BORDERLANDS FAN AND OH GOD I WOULD LOVE YOU WATCH YOU PLAY THIS GAME, please and thank you 🙏

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

That room from 5:20 looks like the one that has one of the DasBoSchitt video starter.

[@erochicken]

there is only one reason to watch this video soundboard material

[@twilit8162]

8:54 I mean, I’d be down for watching you play like classic games too

[@smsminishake1383]

11:59 yo it is a pink slime from slime rancher!

[@justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739]

Oh that thing is just the neighbors house in hello neighbor

[@karisasani7006]

Gameplay wise, this map is a bit unfair for blue team since Red team has the high ground much more

[@insertusernamehere7732]

I can't believe I'm hearing a song from the world of goo soundtrack immediately when I join the video Surprised, but happy :) Brings back good memories. The song is "Tumbler" from world of goo, for those curious

[@insertusernamehere7732]

and yet, it's very fitting. good choice

[@varangiangaming7178]

We have broken containment!

[@Barthallis]

Yo that map looks like the Wayside School

[@thisisasupersayin376]

That's what I'M sayin'! Google, show me this guy's balls

[@dripsader5325]

For the random crit caber it could be just a thing enabled in the map.

[@glitchplayer1619]

I was half way into the video before realizing the background music was from world of goo

[@chriswarren9159]

13:41 Reminds me of Ace's Phlog incident where he got it to airblast

[@e-kidmanthegamingwizard4903]

the slop and slime was from one of the creators previous maps that he made those custom models.

[@hankandianbrown7363]

jim😊

[@deitylurker120]

Gimmick idea I thought in the middle of the night trying to sleep: Name yourself "Sticky trap" and see how many people explode/kill bind.

[@deitylurker120]

I have also typed this comment in the middle of the night.

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

This looks reeeaaally damn similar to the school building from wayside, could it be the same or similar to it perhaps?