[TF2] Briefcase Bandits

[@strawberrana]

I love how "literally just play the objective in CTF" is a funny and original challenge concept in TF2

[@swagathan5]

nice PFP

[@strawberrana]

@@swagathan5 ty

[@wang_.]

Fr bruh

[@Cosmicio]

Nice pfp, I flippin love Stal

[@DragonCat475]

@@strawberranawhat’s your pfp?

[@reagansido5823]

14:53 I can not imagine being one of the people on BLU and just seeing not only that there is a hoard of scouts rushing intel, but that they then LEAVE the exact moment the 3rd capture is made.

[@picklepaddy]

My job here is done. Now I must go, there is other intelligences that need to be rescued.

[@bottleoscrumpy8816]

@@picklepaddy i require more intelligence

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

I’ve got a feeling that Bearded is the reason trigger warnings exist

[@shawverno.1130]

He *is* the warning

[@sparrowanon]

Bearded is a specimen created by the government to induce as much misinformation into the world as possible

[@KriticalHorizon]

I steal briefcases, I steal Control Points, I steal Payload Checkpoints, I steal every objective. I…am the scout from Team Fortress 2.

[@TitanosaurusFan75]

You forgot his most infamous sin... Stealing the large healthpack at 124 health in front of your dying eyes!

[@tbotalpha8133]

I steal your girl, I steal her heart, I your steal your beautiful future with her...

[@KriticalHorizon]

@@tbotalpha8133Nooooooo- Not my [REDACTED] girl! DD:

[@KriticalHorizon]

@@TitanosaurusFan75 God forbid. I just killbind whenever a Scout does that, even if I have a 5 Killstreak.

[@Pathetic_Pers]

Bearded: Can i swear? Samwiz: yes but no N word Bearded: *DAMNIT*

[@ShellShocked78-g3x]

Boy do I love the Furniture salesman who’s body consists of a bag of flesh controlled by a team of very loud ants known as the alias Overpriced Facial hair. Ahh. I wish i had friends like you Samuel. Maybe one day.

[@Airwolf_]

"How did he die?" "His computer launched a manhack at him."

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

Office Malfunctions in the Combine Controlled Era

[@kemo275]

if every man was like bearded society would collapse

[@TaterPotater1987]

😂

[@thebreadbringer]

Actually doing the objective on CTF can be really fun. I do it as spy on occasion and the thrill of running desperately with a case overflowing with milf pics as the weakest class in the game is a blast.

[@Jestermancer]

I think you mean case overflowing with pornography starring your mother.

[@bluewilli2778]

Imma be honest, this is a pro gamer movement

[@robertsvet6980]

Engineer gaming

[@qbertking1910]

@@robertsvet6980 engine gaming

[@Nexyr]

@@qbertking1910 gin gaming

[@deeznutz5917]

I gaming

[@OVERDRIVE_78]

​@@deeznutz5917aming

[@shaldurprime7154]

We all wish we had even a fraction the confidence that Bearded Expense has

[@moregon8272]

We have stolen the briefcase! Other team... Alright scout go deal with him

[@plcinto4042]

Video idea: Have a bunch of Snipers using rifles but you can't scope in. Each shot normally does 50 damage on noscope so 3-4 Snipers hitting the same target should kill anyone that isn't overhealed or a Heavy.

[@X_mezo_X]

The musketeers

[@swagathan5]

This is a certified Bloons Tower Defense strat

[@megaagentj2248]

"can't scope in" >Classic

[@tigerlover2853]

Imagine hearing the intel’s been stolen, going to check and you just get stampeded by six different scouts.

[@prosto_a_user]

"INTUDER ALERT, RED SCOUT, RED SCOUT, RED SCOUT, RED SCOUT, RED SCOUT and RED SCOUT IS IN THE BASE!"

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“If you stream snipe us, try to prevent us from capping the flag.” Steam Sniping Engineer Mains: How’d that turn out for ya, dummy?

[@marcusvolpicella5277]

Only at the disclaimer and I can tell this is gonna be interesting lmao UPDATE: It was everything I hoped for and more 😂

[@richardmillhousenixon]

On the topic of eggnog, when I worked at a grocery store, the first Christmas Eve that I worked there a dude literally bought a gallon of eggnog and just chugged it as his drink throughout the day. He just straight up had a gallon of eggnog at his register and was drinking that

[@buckethelmlit654]

"The Enemy's Gate is Down." I recognize that reference.

[@cubeman541]

Knees up!

[@crazydiabetic8766]

Big Iron: a gang of gun spys just hunting down the other team

[@pircachupi4771]

I got the "Rate your experience with random crits" question once, and it was super early on when I first started playing. I said that I hated them, and I haven't seen that question appear again in all my time since then, so if I were to guess, it's something they only ask new players in some way. That or I just got lucky early on.

[@greenminicrewmate332]

can we go BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU.

[@Issengan]

The two engineers making nests in intelligence: *maniacal cackling*

[@The_SteelNerfer]

8:40 "You don't chug it" Watch me

[@scarabdust]

Exactly

[@headlessaxeman6718]

How is bearded the only man who consistently makes me laugh hard enough it hurts

[@blanketray6050]

You know it’s gonna be a good video when the first 5 minutes are just waiting for a match

[@gaiabot0]

Please make this a series!! this, combined with the amazing choice of music, makes this incredibly fun to watch

[@thejuggercat]

Good to know people are using chapters more and more. I mean, i never Skip ahead unless its a sponsorship,and i get that it dosent work in every video,but its Nice to see It being used.

[@MarkStillPlays]

this has to be one of the most based videos ever made, especially when he said "It's cappin' time" and capped all over teufort

[@corporalcreative9892]

8:12 Hey it’s me, btw I wasn’t stream sniping I just happened to join the server you guys were in and thought of just playing aggressive heavy. Thanks for that was fun.

[@DepressedCrow]

Bearded looks like he's gonna try and sell me used car parts

[@therealkoolhero2762]

GUYS. THE INTEL. GO GET IT.

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Someone should make a mod where if you die, you will hear bearded scream

[@Claire25252]

That's easy probably just replace a file somewhere

[@nathanford2072]

I want bearded’s scream as alarm

[@Boonetube27]

7:25 Endersgame, right?

[@inductivegrunt94]

Nice! Sam and the boys here Scout rushing! This will be fun!

[@judeblack4360]

21:28 Now I’m imagining Beard with living metal skin like Ferrus Manus from 40k, but on his back instead of his arms.

[@TK-7193]

"guys, the intel, go get it." -administator

[@addressapocalypse5968]

Rather devious

[@black_ghost1215]

funny i had this happen the other day was just playing and heard a guy ask why we have 5 scouts, an so more people started "becoming" scout and he begged us we do not need all these scouts. We all stared spamming "need a dispenser here" and you could hear it throughout all of two fort.

[@doodlebug47]

It's an average friday night. You boot up a game of 2fort, just like you always do. Nothing abnormal happens, until a Scout runs into your intel room. He's quickly gunned down. And then there's another. And another. And soon enough there's an entire flock of Scouts leaving from your intel room, with your intelligence nowhere to be seen... nowhere but on the back of one of the Scouts as the group runs through you like a freight train.

[@Jeremy-ld9wt]

Sounds like a normal day in 2fort.

[@Darkishappy_2872]

ah yes thanks for the bearded expense disclaimer now i know that this video is hazardous to people with a sense of humor as they will probably begin to laugh so much they stop breathing

[@tangytoucan9832]

hey Sam got an idea for a gimmick its called clown car, you dress up as a clown with pyro (would work better for medic as he has a actual car taunt but I don't know if he has a clown loadout) then you drive up to the enemy base/ wherever they are BUT you are followed by a bunch of spies that you have clued in on the gimmick and they are following the car with cloak and dagger, go to where a lot of enemies are (pretend to be friendly for better results) and then when the time is right all spies uncloak around the car as through jumping out of it and rush the enemies

[@firepeaman2440]

Hello! And welcome to the Los Trollos Hermanos Family! My name is Sustavo, but you can call me Sus.

[@lunergalxywolftheblindalph5107]

Hi

[@maxdean9205]

Bearded is a special hazard that very specific signs are made for remember that.

[@deltron2]

This is just an any percent speedrun of 2fort and it's GLORIOUS!!!!

[@Scorcher01]

This has got to be the most intense video yet

[@eugenenalpin6058]

4:10 oh my fucking god the payday 2 planning theme is outright killing me dude

[@teckdeck6480]

I love how 80% of the video is either zoomed on or large text

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

Man steals private property

[@drenivitvitskiji1395]

Doublecross/frost + the triple jump bat and bonk scout is OP, you can go across the bridge while immune from one sniper spot to the other

[@weegee42069]

20 seconds respawn time is the most anoying respawn time and that is FAX

[@SonderCycle]

1:43 Finally, after all these years, I have finally achieved *_C O M E D Y_*

[@SoldierFromTF2]

9:56 I thought that lamp was edited bearded

[@bananatom7653]

"Hahaha I'm in your comment section and you can't stop me haha" -Banana Tom (haha i'm here haha)

[@EVERYTHING-mb6um]

Damn never realised how fast you are at editing, caught the end of the stream and holy this is gonna be goid

[@emiya3242]

I actually played against 580 the other day and he was that generic hacker where when he gets called out he’s like “?” “Wym” “no I’m not” and it’s super obvious. I love that you called him out when spectating him the first time.

[@PikeMiles24]

Yeah I've ran into him a few times. Glad to know I have proof now

[@chenn2749]

I encountered another cheater called 480, he was playing scout with force a nature. weird.

[@Stormynebula]

When I realized you were playing one of my favorite payday songs in the background my eyes lit up in the middle of me laughing at the sewer chaos

[@Stormynebula]

And if anyone sees this and doesn't know the song playin is time window

[@luigibudd]

why i love being a silly scout in 2fort

[@OscarGreenworth]

The opposing teams shoulda built more sentries. It would’ve been great if they completely shut down the entire bit lol.

[@mywither7878]

You do get a "rate your experience" for it, all of one time, and it never comes up again as far as I've heard and experienced. I did it twice, cause I lost an old account, so I am extra sure that it at least shows up.

[@emred4653]

love it when bearded appears in your videos

[@xdiamondlongswordx523]

Sam, I have gotten the question about random crits and I kid you not, you aren't being gaslit. I promise you, gamer's honor.

[@catmaksimus]

Joined for Briefcase Bandits Stayed for Scream Expense.

[@GordonFreemanGaming]

ah yes, i LOVE when my pc's fan flies out of my computer like a Manhack

[@zambie119]

"No n-word, that's about i-" "GOD DAMN IT!!"

[@noddarkwolf]

8:50 me who chugs eggnog :sweats

[@Killer522]

thanks for the beardedexpense warning, I was able to mentally prepare myself.

[@gabrielebasa4292]

The goons

[@capnolivbeard8217]

This is a good video to watch while drinking tap water

[@robertconner1719]

27:20 free bird moment

[@ShockInazuma]

I love that Bearded has his own warning.

[@adventuringwithlulu8301]

8:31 legit just got that exact brand of eggnog today a couple minutes ago

[@pixelmace1423]

How was it?

[@adventuringwithlulu8301]

@@pixelmace1423 good

[@pox_pietru]

Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence! Hoovys:

[@evangelos4346]

Get a Cleaver and name it "Surprise! Knife!"

[@zippersnstitches9009]

Alright good idea. The "Perfectionist Heavy", you equip the new heavy taunt where he cleans his gun. Go on any match, for best effect have a medic with you Jump into the action about to attack... Then just clean your gun, and watch everyone be pissed at you.

[@goodoldkyogre3829]

I didn't get notified this until 1 hour later...but I'm still happy to see it! Edit After watching: Beard is so out of pocket lmao

[@qbertking1910]

Sam, my lawn mower, where is it

[@kylelord_8573]

I don’t have proof of the game asking your experience with random crits, but I will say that I was asked that a few times years ago. If I remember correctly it was soon after Uncle Dane made his video about them. I haven’t received the poll in years

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

the boston approaches?

[@swagathan5]

13:21 I don't have a screenie of this but I'm certain that I've seen this before

[@Incention1418]

This video looked interesting and so I clicked on it but little did I know it was made by you and then the moment I heard your voice I said "Oh I love Samwiz!"

[@atruepanda1782]

Sam the random crits thing is real, I think Uncle Dane mentioned it in his random crits video.

[@Goop946]

Bearded looks like my dad if he had hair

[@Accui-1]

**Writing noises** "Hey boss I got it done." - Gameplay from Sam answering the request of "Play My Signing Monsters"

[@brandonmiller7882]

The rating of crits is real its just depending on how many hit you or you fire and the enemies

[@mrbruhnie5137]

Rating random crits is real. However I think it only asks new players and probably only appears once per account.

[@fireslinger2999]

as a 17:15 employee as long as asset protection doesn't see nor does the things ding we can't do anything and also don't care

[@fireslinger2999]

my lawyer has told me that was a joke

[@Mr.Shmeat]

7:25, Let me guess. TimeSplitters?

[@ThatOneOf3StrongholdPlayers]

16:53 this right here made me choke on my saliva.

[@flyingbanana2288]

Ranking the 3 no-hat cosmetics 3. Sniper It’s good, but it’s not cursed enough to compete with the other two. 7/10 2. Scout The scout without his hat is like stripping a human of it’s skin. Unnerving. 9.5/10 1. Engie If you see a stock engineer with no other cosmetics missing a hard hat, the natural response is to run in the other fucking direction. It’s some other level of deeply disturbing to the other two. Eldritch Horror never looked so good. 10/10

[@AllClass_]

13:00 i did actualy get that one when it was scream fortres

[@impresivly_large_duck]

From the start of the video to 5:40 it's just them shitposting in vc

[@thetacobandit07]

PAYDAY 2, BOSTON EDITION

[@MrLocurito]

meanwhile when i try to do this some guy named "olbivion guard" on the oposite team fucking merks me

[@nooneinparticularofficial]

I like coming back to older vids like this. Ok i got nothing to make this comment look like anything interesting, the only purpose this comment has is to ask what's that music that starts at 5:50.

[@benturtl9076]

Ngl thw disclaimer made me watch the whole thing

[@sus_stick]

In My Singing Monsters, players collect and breed many different types of Monsters, each of which has a unique musical line that is either sung or played on an instrument. Breeding two elements of Monsters will create a new Monster species, which depends on what levels the breeding Monsters are. Each island possesses a unique set of available Monsters that together play a certain musical theme. Monsters that are present on an island will generate various types of in-game currency which can, in turn, be used to acquire decorations, remove obstacles, build structures, undo the removal of obstacles, and buy food for the Monsters to level up and generate more currency. There are also achievements and goals to direct gameplay, with in-game currency as rewards.[7] It is also possible to buy currency like Coins, Diamonds, Treats, Relics, Keys, or Shards. Certain currencies may be obtained using additional features. Islands are the various places that monsters inhabit. Some islands follow the method of buying four single elements, then breeding those into even more monsters (i.e. Plant Island, Cold Island, Air Island). Other islands require teleporting monsters from another island (i.e. Ethereal Island, Magical Sanctum, Seasonal Shanty). Other islands have the player buy the monsters as "statues" or "vessels", then zap monster eggs from breeding structures on other islands into one of the statues to wake up the statue (i.e. Wublin Island, Celestial Island, Amber Island). The Colossingum is a combat island. Composer Island is where players can create their own songs. The distinction of My Singing Monsters from other simulation games is the "building" process of making music that is primarily driven by the use of the eponymous musical monsters. Players make their own decisions on what determines the "perfect" island by selectively picking monsters that they determine would improve their game overall by a combination of design and in-game currency generation. Some special monsters or decorations are more difficult to unlock, often requiring exclusive currencies, special events (such as holidays and in-game events), "Wishing Torches", or other special methods in order to obtain or activate them. Some Monsters sing in nonsensical gibberish (such as the Mammott (bum), Fwog, (wow) and Toe Jammer (doo)), some sing fractured or short lines in English (such as the PomPom (hey) and Hoola (yay)), and others play real-world or fictional instruments (such as the Shellbeat (drums) and Bowgart (cello)). There are also special Monsters known as "Werdos" that sing lyrics (the Parlsona, Tawkerr, Stoowarb, and Maggpi). The characters are often designed as exaggerations of real-world animals or objects (such as the common Fwog (frog) and T-Rox (dinosaur)), cartoon caricatures of monsters from folklore and mythology (such as the Epic Blabbit (jackalope) and Dragong (dragon)), fusions of living creatures and instruments (such as Floogull (trumpet/seagull) and Sox (saxophone/fox), resemblances to real-world people (such as the Shugabush and G'joob), or representations of the monster's in-game elemental makeup (such as Clackula and Potbelly). Some monsters work differently, for example, the Wubbox is hatched in a box form, and must have all Natural Monsters on the island "boxed" into it to power it up (Rare and Epic Wubbox take Rares and Epics instead, as well as make different noises) Most Monsters have "Rare" and "Epic" variants, which are only available to obtain during special events. Also that's where my PFP is from so-

[@embertillhawk8160]

7:26 ender's game

[@eeveemaster243]

I saw the random crit rating thing on tf2 ONCe, my theory is that it's a one time pop up.

[@mendyshelios0451]

Playing in 6 people is a nightmare... it takes so long to find a match....

[@snoopuppers6319]

I don't care about the stupid drama, Bearded is my favorite tf2tuber.