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@cjck13444 жыл бұрын
me: **buys boxers** my dysphoria: 2:48 edit: y’all this ain’t even original lmao
@lizthenerd21164 жыл бұрын
When I tell you that I laughed-
@krystlelacey55424 жыл бұрын
WHHEEZE I cant relate but that was hilarious for some reason 🤣🤣
@pickleair4 жыл бұрын
*WHEEZE*
@cicero38954 жыл бұрын
I choked on my cheeto-
@lizthenerd21164 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, can I pin this comment? I just find it so funny lmao
@illuxiouzz4 жыл бұрын
“I-I broke my-“ “I dont care WOndErFul.”
@morganlance.knight4 жыл бұрын
Loved that
@Y0urs_Tru3ly3 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite of them all
@likethegem4 жыл бұрын
"That...caNNOT BE WHERE THE BAR IS" -Virgil
@leeschelly83844 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone commented on that one, cause that one got me😂!
@likethegem4 жыл бұрын
@@leeschelly8384 haha😂
@RaurXDberry3 жыл бұрын
1:00
@dakotathenonbinarypal7914 жыл бұрын
"Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even." I need this on a shirt
@iamahuman8694 жыл бұрын
we have the same name and I'm non-binary... I AM SCARED!
@dakotathenonbinarypal7914 жыл бұрын
@@iamahuman869 wow really? Cool!
@iamahuman8694 жыл бұрын
@@dakotathenonbinarypal791 what do you mean like Harry Potter Gacha or Dakota
@dakotathenonbinarypal7914 жыл бұрын
@@iamahuman869 Dakota. I was just asking, because I have a few friends who've named themselves after people. For example, my name is Dakota, and my middle name is Joan.
@iamahuman8694 жыл бұрын
@@dakotathenonbinarypal791 oh I was given my name at birth I don't know how my parents got it I have not come out as non-binary to my parents yet and I'm not planning on changing my name
@rayspookss85034 жыл бұрын
Virgil: I'm too mentally unstable for jury duty can I be excused? Ah yes a line to live by
@nawarb.42263 жыл бұрын
what video is that from?
@rayspookss85033 жыл бұрын
@@nawarb.4226 its Selfishness vs. Selflessness
@macayleangelina98923 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, I too find myself the jury to many cases.
@Angel-Kitty3 жыл бұрын
I read executed
@turtlespeedrunner3 жыл бұрын
@@Angel-Kitty ._.
@lottie78134 жыл бұрын
Those moments in canon when characters were so in character they act like they’re fanon
@sonder-moon4 жыл бұрын
I kinda expected "you're just stuck with a snake boi" to be in here lol
@dakotathenonbinarypal7914 жыл бұрын
That's one of my favorite quotes 😍
@ajexists12144 жыл бұрын
THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE THAT HAS EVER BEEN UTTERED IN HISTORY @ ME ON THAT I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT
@mama_tot4 жыл бұрын
If it turns out that this line wasn’t a blooper that stuck, I will eat my Virgil shirt
@styrokid4044 жыл бұрын
Potato_Mother NO-
@vicolangelo4 жыл бұрын
saaame, also the trees one
@willowrose17164 жыл бұрын
"Fracture a femur." Best way to start any video.
@minaashido48673 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but is your pfp Nico D’Angelo?
@willowrose17163 жыл бұрын
@@minaashido4867 it's di Angelo, and yes. Yes it is. I am a huge fan of Percy Jackson and Nico is my favorite character.
@willowrose17163 жыл бұрын
@@minaashido4867 But, to be honest, I live your pfp. I love My Hero Academia.
@minaashido48673 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, I can’t spell very well. I love Percy Jackson and Heroes Of Olympus, also My Hero (ofc) Nico is also one of my favorites, I just wanted to say you’re really cool!😂
@willowrose17163 жыл бұрын
@@minaashido4867 Thank you! I'm glad I'm considered cool by a stranger! Also, I think you're pretty cool as well!
@drdtmutual4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how incorrect these correct quotes are lol
@abartey14414 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't put in: "But when is it enough!?" "...Trees?"
@alexinwonderland57824 жыл бұрын
honestly one of my favorite lines lmaooo
@pierogue4 жыл бұрын
What is that line about can someone please explain it to me
@abartey14414 жыл бұрын
@@pierogue In Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux, Roman is trying to convince everyone that Janus isn't trustworthy because he could lie to everyone about how much selfishness is healthy. Janus: "Being selfish isn't a bad thing, you need to learn to be more selfish from time to time, etc." Patton: "But not TOO much right?" Janus: "Well, it depends. *sarcasm* We wouldn't want to plant TOO many trees now would we? Just think of all the CO² that would be obsorbed." Roman: "But when is it enough!?" Janus: "...Trees?" I'm horrible at explaining things so just watch the newest episode (if you haven't already) if I've just confused you.
@rabidvampdude4 жыл бұрын
Dear Evan Hansen vibes
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma4 жыл бұрын
"tReEs?" - Janus Sanders, 2020
@sleepysmartboy62874 жыл бұрын
"Oh I wouldn't talk about you behind your back, you would still hear everything I'm saying. I would talk about you in another room" Ahhh I love Logan so much
@macayleangelina98923 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
They would also be great to use for other fandoms incorrect quotes
@lizthenerd21164 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking!
@wormworm54314 жыл бұрын
Ok now I’m inspired to make incorrect quotes about other fandoms XD
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
Worm Worm wonderful, please do 😂
@belleanimates37064 жыл бұрын
iM wOrKiNg On It
@stressed2themax3 жыл бұрын
I’ve done it thanks to this comment, thanks for the inspo 🤣
@sleepysmartboy62874 жыл бұрын
"Why can't it be 'Karma is a very fair person'?" *Thinks about Assassination Classroom* That's why
@grim-lin70564 жыл бұрын
O-oh
@Lunaistyping_4 жыл бұрын
YES MARMALADE
@Alex-mg6iv4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@silentshadow38944 жыл бұрын
Karma is great
@emrys43864 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@thundrrcloud68384 жыл бұрын
“What does the judge even do?” “His BEST :D” Seriously people look at the subtitles, they’re great lol
@nox56603 жыл бұрын
Someone once wrote '(ship)' in the subtitles of that Sherlock and Watson episode 😂
@CYFIOinc4 жыл бұрын
Patton: sometimes, just this. (Holds up hand in shape of a circle) Roman: A BAGEL?! Patton: what? No. Maybe... No! It's nothing, it's just nothing. Roman: * disappointed Princey noises *
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
I actually have it so that “myturn” autocorrects to “Time out for thee and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me”
@haleyatkins54144 жыл бұрын
How much work did that take!!!
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
Haley Atkins I have an iPhone so I can just change it in my keyboard settings 😊
@noel_i_am4 жыл бұрын
How do you change the settings for an Android phone? I'm stupid
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
Spacycat22 AJ I wouldn’t know but if I did, I would help you
@kealops4 жыл бұрын
After doing just a little research 1) go to settings (obviously lol) 2) scroll to the third group of options and tap “Language & Input (some phones require you to tap “System” to access the language & input menu) 3) select “Personal Dictionary” 4) select the + in the top right corner 5) put the phrase for it to autocorrect to on the top line (in this example you’d put “Time out for thee and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me”) 6) put the shortcut on the bottom line (in this example you’d put “myturn”)
@ethanstorm42093 жыл бұрын
I love how one of Romans insults was just "W H I T E."
@Jack-er1sc4 жыл бұрын
"pandering to my fondness for being told that I'm right." Fondness, Logan? Really? You mean kink.
@pepperminttea78314 жыл бұрын
oop--
@Jack-er1sc4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus this comment blew up. Was not expecting that.
@Baseiscc4 жыл бұрын
I- well.. You’re not.... Wrong
@siri72283 жыл бұрын
@@Baseiscc LMFAOOO
@lotus-eater3 жыл бұрын
Logan has a praise kink
@imvibin29314 жыл бұрын
virgil's quiet lil "...you do know who you're talking to, right?" just- i- baby
@Avaqwq4 жыл бұрын
1:37 Did anyone notice that Patton stuck out the middle finger at deceit but made it look like it was an accident.
@SeerOfTime5774 жыл бұрын
He did. XD
@Mumboing4 жыл бұрын
*I was about to say* -
@IzukuMidoriya-dh7mj3 жыл бұрын
OWO OMG-
@phoenixsweet16973 жыл бұрын
Wait what?! Edit: OMG! I cannot believe I never noticed before!
@ozcalljameson84553 жыл бұрын
So apparently it was unintentional (According to a Thomas Tweet) but they kept it because they thought it was funny
@Roman_Luke4 жыл бұрын
“Gyeeeeeehhhhh UNDERSTATEMENT MUCH?!?!?!” Literally my life!
@KaiLally90094 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp oml-
@Roman_Luke4 жыл бұрын
Aww thanks!
@khushik38994 жыл бұрын
@Blaine Hayward I mean, I've seen them on literally every Sanders Sides video ever-
@khushik38994 жыл бұрын
@Blaine Hayward oh my-
@khushik38994 жыл бұрын
@Blaine Hayward or -Justin Y-
@janusplatformboots24154 жыл бұрын
I have nothing to say but *y e s*
@pottertism4 жыл бұрын
Omg your pfp T^T
@KaiLally90094 жыл бұрын
And name-
@montero65713 жыл бұрын
🐍
@pandimensionalfrog90104 жыл бұрын
Roman: You know what people like? Patton: BAGELS! Roman: What? No. Maybe- Patton: Sometimes.. it’s just this Roman: A BAGEL? Patton: What? No. Maybe-
@melisdead52714 жыл бұрын
Favorite quote of the series: time out for thee time out for thee focus on issues or focus on me
@mangosmooothie48264 жыл бұрын
Panda’s FunHouse lol that quote is great! Although it’s spelled thee (I think!!)
@melisdead52714 жыл бұрын
Mango Smooothie thanks
@emrys43864 жыл бұрын
"Catholics" "Catholics" "Those baby-making Catholics" I genuinely forgot that Catholics have this stereotype for having a ton of kids.
@nox56603 жыл бұрын
Wait, do they? 😂 Never heard that lol (I don't live in America, so maybe that's why idk lol)
@emrys43863 жыл бұрын
Sanne De Ridder I feel like it's an older stereotype, but yes they do. To put in perspective my Gran was one of 8, but my dad is one of 3 and I'm one of 2. Though I know when we switched parishes my parents' first reaction was "okay, I guess we moved to the town of the good Catholics" because each family had at least four kids. The *reason* for this stereotype is the fact that Catholics- for awhile at least- were very... to put it kindly... against Birth Control. Hence the babies.
@purpleisraiyen4 жыл бұрын
1:05 , 1:49 , 1:09 , 2:56 , 3:07 proves why I love Virgil and Patton.
@tealeaves40384 жыл бұрын
Omg 1:09 was so adorable
@theyofmanynames4 жыл бұрын
@@tealeaves4038 Patton is....a baby!!
@ryoakihiko25454 жыл бұрын
"I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, may I be excused?" Mood fam.
@EnderTheIdiot9 ай бұрын
Now don't go cutting out Patton's favorite letters ILY 😊
@Azeriiall3 жыл бұрын
Roman: “Why didn’t I just listen to ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...” Logan: *Looks into the camera like in The Office*
@ineffable.amethyst4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else spend 8 hours religiously to scroll through the incorrect sanders Sides quotes hashtag like it’s and exes Instagram profile? No? It’s just me? Okay...
@toastytea25064 жыл бұрын
3:53 Anyone else love Deceit’s laugh? XD
@cornerfluff2 жыл бұрын
Turn on captions, youll love it more
@AriTheArtist2808 ай бұрын
All of deciets laughs give me joy
@Ramen_Doodles084 жыл бұрын
“I am not HoSs. I am PRiNcE rOmAn”
@opalophelia12744 жыл бұрын
3:46 is way too perfect to be considered an incorrect quote, I use it all the time
@lifeontheledgerlines83944 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I haven't been using then as incorrect quotes already
@snapdragon6063 жыл бұрын
One that I think would be good to see is: Janus: Remus doesn't like me Patton: Remus would jump in front of a car for you! Virgil: Remus would jump in front of a car for fun.
@soowpstain4 жыл бұрын
Virgil: "Your face ruined my day" Me: *s a v a g e*
@morganlance.knight4 жыл бұрын
4:10 getting some Cat and Jade vibes
@pottertism4 жыл бұрын
Ikr :0
@zeistyking79763 жыл бұрын
"Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur." I... it rhymes. IT RHYMES!
@espallo1474 жыл бұрын
E = S C A R E F Livestream group where you at?-
@montero65713 жыл бұрын
I'm confused
@espallo1473 жыл бұрын
Deceit in disguise why?
@owenicantchangemyemail74484 жыл бұрын
Virgil is my spirit animal “I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty”
@AzurisSheer4 жыл бұрын
The "Talking about you behind your back" segment (1:39) sounds like something holt would say, lol
@quinnsinclair70283 жыл бұрын
"He's against Nazis so we might as well hear him out." "That cannot be where the bar is."
@kate-dn2cf4 жыл бұрын
Serotonin received, thx
@itsbo3 жыл бұрын
i love how you can tell which jokes were written by joan
@karolsheese87113 жыл бұрын
“What does a judge even DO?!” “His best😁” PLEASE I CANT-
@LarryPasketti2 жыл бұрын
Remus is that chaotic crackhead bestie that you don’t put on speaker phone I love him 💚🖤
@cantsleepanything4 жыл бұрын
roman was so excited for it to be a bagel, the way he says it made my day
@doodlesanddesigns12323 жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN PATTON SAYS “We’ve got a real Smart Alec over here, huh?” HE PUSHED UP HIS GLASSES WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS-
@khushik38994 жыл бұрын
0:33 They have the same- you know what, never mind
@riverstyx81263 жыл бұрын
Percy: Did I mess everything up? 😢 Annabeth: No, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that **puts on sun glasses**
@cringingwithaj6304 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey, KZbin can I see the comments? YT: There are none. Me: But it says there are 165- YT: THERE ARE *N O N E.*
@kit_stump57724 жыл бұрын
1:37 PATTON PULLED THE MIDDLE FINGER AT JANUS!!!! or it may just be a coincidence........who knows
@echothenardier80534 жыл бұрын
According to the team that clip was actually just a blooper that accidentally got through during the editing process. Patton wasn’t supposed to do that, but it can’t get taken out of the video now
@oliviaschiller36744 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, all day I’ve been saying “but I improved it” though I forgot where it was from. But just less than 2 minutes ago I said the quote again, and it was the first quote in the video! Sorry I just got really excited
@helenarosno4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why, but the bagel one gets me every time😂
@bilgisayardersi15814 жыл бұрын
1:37 PATTON FLICKS OFF OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL
@Sam-tk6dq3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like he's against Nazis so... why not hear him out, ya know?" "That can NOT be where the bar is."
@sombradoesthings32463 жыл бұрын
"I'm too emotionally unstable for Jury Duty can I go now?" With him
@taylaarbon56114 жыл бұрын
I’m too emotionally unstable for jury duty 🤣
@haleyatkins54144 жыл бұрын
The one person who disliked this is a Sanders Sides hater!!! 😭😭😭
@pileofsocks82872 жыл бұрын
Me when I'm supposed to settle an argument: 1:48
@FoxRossMC Жыл бұрын
The "why have a ballroom with no balls" line was put in there on purpose. It was to further exaggerate the fact that they were alone with little to no male contact, a reason why Anna fell in love so easily.
@agled31124 жыл бұрын
Most of these could be used for other fandoms, just saying
@funandgameswithcc1344 жыл бұрын
I love Patton XD
@wrenwastaken17933 жыл бұрын
Roman in 'alone on valentines day': what do people love? patton: bagels!!! roman: what---no? maybe... patton in svs2: *holds up a zero' roman: A BAGEL!!! patton: what? no--- maybe... amazing, Thomas
@pileofsocks82872 жыл бұрын
Coincidence I think notv
@cupcakejack73754 жыл бұрын
0:38 me trying to be mean at the girl who's mean at me at school
@montero65713 жыл бұрын
3:57 this is quite satisfying
@Sigilsss3 жыл бұрын
Dee: WHAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WORDS!! Pat: We got a smart alec over here- *Low keay Flicks off Janus as he pushes his glasses up....* Me: PATTON NO-
@delilah87694 жыл бұрын
a bagel!! ♥️
@forgemakesstuff27344 жыл бұрын
Delilah what? No! Well, maybe... nO it’s nothing, it’s nothing!
@cloudy_selene4 жыл бұрын
Thank you I needed my sander sides tea ☕️
@PikminNoises3 жыл бұрын
1:19 xD Virgil and Roman best moments
@stormshadow29422 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that to this day… …Roman still wants a bagel.
@partialrium58794 жыл бұрын
They arent incorrect quotes. *THEY ARE ACTUAL QUOTES* Change my mind -Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk- (Edit: please take this as a joke i know what the title meant-)
@ctrleltdelete42763 жыл бұрын
Me trying to get my ADD riddled brain to focus: 3:37
@miathatnerd4 жыл бұрын
I’m wheezing 😂😭💜
@Cyanmusic0564 жыл бұрын
0:24 me and my dysphoria arguing with each other
@Cannedwater_4 ай бұрын
Logan has so many opportunities for incorrect quotes it's crazy
@pocketcheeto33553 жыл бұрын
0:44 WHITE OH MY GOD FIDKDKG
@karenn25634 жыл бұрын
a bAgEL
@mylovergrrrrrl2 жыл бұрын
2:00 Roman without shoulder pads-
@eden56553 жыл бұрын
Deciets laugh gives me life
@honeybee72804 жыл бұрын
0:33 I forgot Virgil is a savage
@random60773 жыл бұрын
"Two tickets to surprise city. You and me, right? I get the window seat!" This is why we love Roman
@xsweetiebloomx6053 жыл бұрын
"I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty. Can I be excused?" sounds like something I would say
@Kate-yw7wy3 жыл бұрын
Dude.... my brain imediatly went to word association games
@km91074 жыл бұрын
This is lowkey my favorite moments.
@goshikitsutomu17432 жыл бұрын
The double birds always surprises me with it being cannon when Janus sinks out XD
@melodyblanc17503 жыл бұрын
I am using that quote now. "Well, your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even."
@Subliminal_Loser3 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes it's just this" O "A BAGEL" "What? No. Maybe. No. Nothing it's nothing" "EAAUUGH" My new favorite line in anything
@char51803 жыл бұрын
I just realized what Patton did at 1:36 to deceit 😂
@brynncess22287 ай бұрын
Logan not understanding abstract art SENDS ME
@dragonfly._.doodles Жыл бұрын
The way that a lot of this was probably added by Joan, we Stan Joan in this house
@Curlyfries11583 жыл бұрын
Janus saying that he doesn’t care is me teaching kindergartners. “Ms. E I went on a tv show yesterday.” “I don’t care, wonderful”
@strawberrykoolaid88204 жыл бұрын
Omg now that you mention it these sound SO much like incorrect quotes
@0snakeboi0854 жыл бұрын
Yeeeesss another one of these!!
@aimeesstars4 жыл бұрын
I came for IQ and sanders sides
@wolvezpack43663 жыл бұрын
And this is in my recommendations not even twenty four hours from when Thomas released the sanders sides incorrect quotes. Coincidence? I think NOT!
@THE_VOID_143 жыл бұрын
Lmao “those baby making Catholics” 🤣
@xxleah_haydenxx3 жыл бұрын
"catholics" "meh catholics" "t h o s e b a b y m a k i n g c a t h o l i c s"
@rainbow_sparkles14924 жыл бұрын
1:37 Patton really said discreet bird✌🏼
@superjvspade27753 жыл бұрын
4:27 he really wanted that bagel
@coraliep-r43463 жыл бұрын
Patton totally gave Janus a subtle middle finger at 1:36