Sarah's Date | Awkward Puppets

[@sinonwalker9480]

Ok, but can we all appreciate how patient the waiter is?

[@LikeTheProphet]

The waiter is there for the paycheck, not the drama. 💅🏼

[@critterace]

npc ass comment

[@dismal__]

fr

[@vimaldoolabh6359]

True waiter proffessionalism

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

@@LikeTheProphet He just like me fr

[@Lil_Agent-4]

Sarah: I am a woman Waiter/Bartender: My apologies, Woman 😂😂😂😂😂

[@metalheadjake3339]

I found out recently that there is a group of eternally online women who get seriously upset at the word "Female" 😂. Imagine how empty and boring someone's life must be when they start getting upset with the words "Female" and "Male" Some of these chronically online Karen's think the word Female is like the N Word for women.. its hilarious 😂 No longer can you say my "My female Friends".... it's now "My woman friends" which sounds grammatically incorrect. Also can you imagine them writing out a job application form or any form and it tells them to check a box of their gender and they see the boxes listed as "Male", "Female" or "Other"..... and start getting angry at a application form because they dared use "Female" 😂😂😂.

[@TindahanPampalipasOras]

@@metalheadjake3339 well thats life now. more sophisticated like computers part.

[@Coryraisa]

IKR...my god. I myself prefer _ma'am._ I never got some women becoming offended at the term _ma'am._

[@ReiGnZ113]

Sam: That sounds way worse

[@juanherrera2458]

Best part of the video ahahahahaha

[@ArcaneEther]

3:35 That moment of bro-telepathy. "Help me, bro." "You got yourself into this mess, bro."

[@ackuro]

"that's fair, bro"

[@Dog8myhomework]

Underrated comment

[@gladionlover]

WHY DOESNT TIS HAVE MORE LIKES

[@OkSear]

The waiter is the most polite puppet ever

[@MeganMorgan-g2s]

Try the judge

[@eszt3r5555]

Sarah: 'My father was an alcoholic. I'm very triggered right now!! ' 😭 Also Sarah: * proceeds to drink wine *

[@EzekielMcShay]

“I’m Triggered Right Now” That Line Is Comedic Gold 😂😂😂That Should Be Sarah’s Catchphrase

[@Pyramanager]

Ive met a lot of people who give up eating meat, but proceed to eat fish and claim its not meat. Its literally called fish meat...

[@Coryraisa]

LOL, I bet Sarah made that up about her dad allegedly being an alcoholic. Some people misuse the "feeling triggered" to guilt others and to get their way.

[@Soisoy54]

"You can't get drunk from wine, STEVE!!" "My name's Sam -_-"

[@Testiculitis]

Hilarious skit, but it's also terrifying when you realize there are actually people like this

[@CarinoGamingStudio]

well there is. lol. they are called vegan 😂

[@lildesderman8341]

@@CarinoGamingStudioassuming that all vegans are like this is like assuming all white people are like this

[@pineappoley1281]

​@lildesderman8341 can you stop mansplaining? I feel attacked

[@reidmclaughlin927]

They are called modern college educated liberals.

[@loft777]

could be because i prefer to live under my comfy rock but i really hope you are using hyperbole, god i hope so. because i never encounter someone so obnoxious and annoying.

[@dunkev4152]

Hard to believe Sarah actually got a date lol

[@Wulfson_animations]

Agreed.

[@Soisoy54]

Yeah, I thought she hated men

[@redplanet7163]

@@Soisoy54 Yeah, she made that pretty clear in this clip.

[@hunterandcarterdestruction1350]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 that’s cold

[@katherine4283]

Look who her date is with

[@aminashehu8628]

I think "I feel attacked" should be on a t-shirt or something 🤣. Plus, that stupid ringtone tho🤣🤣🤣, and that "Amber! Namaste girl!" was just hilarious.

[@juanatenco453]

Oh man, what a nightmare to be more than 1 minute with someone like Sarah.

[@robertthompson3447]

It was painful to even watch knowing it was sketch comedy.

[@Szokynyovics]

Yeah, exactly the 1 minute mark was that "okay, well done, but I feel sick, it will be hard to finish this video..."

[@hornetguy9063]

Reminds me of pretty much every 30+ year old woman I ever tried dating off a dating app

[@mareela-z9s]

be with a guy then， there will be no “sarah”😊

[@ThumbsUpToYou]

"My apologies...women." "Yeah that's way worse." Lmao

[@fatimasahinovic8919]

Was thinking the same thing

[@SnakeKoRn]

pretty sure it's "woman". "Women" is the plural. But yeah, absolutely worse, lmao.

[@someguyonyoutube2933]

Can we all agree that the guy didint use the bathroom but got out while he still could

[@pqsk]

Smart man

[@harlequin2584]

Yes

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

Did you really have to start the comment with "Can we all agree that"? You could have just said "I'm pretty sure we all know that"

[@pqsk]

@@TheGrammarNazi123 calm down Karina

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

@@pqsk Who is that?

[@ludwigelzawahry277]

I feel attacked, that this episode is so short. I need more of that. It was good fun :D

[@Coryraisa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

Why you gotta be out here mansplaining my own thoughts on the video?

[@Coryraisa]

@@tarfap.kpamber9732: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gouthamsankar8879]

“MY APOLOGIES ………WOMEN☕ “ lol that sudden gap got me 😂😂😂

[@wissamimzi]

Woman* , women is for plural

[@ctrs7410]

​@@wissamimziok smart a**

[@wissamimzi]

@@ctrs7410 you can curse , but its better to be corrected by a stranger than finding yourself in an embarrassing conversation

[@X-Mentation]

@@ctrs7410 Its basic common knowledge. You've just started a whole fight and ended up being the dumb one.

[@nickb6425]

@@wissamimziwoah, I dont need someone MANSPLAINING proper grammar right now 😆

[@golden-joeosegbe866]

Your attention to detail is remarkable. Putting other puppets in the background is amazing. Good job mate

[@Keep_rising_to_top]

On some real shit, we need Awkward Puppets to post at least twice a week .

[@icomment4581]

AGREED

[@jedediahsibley3355]

4sure!!!

[@snakevera]

Seriously these are absolute gold

[@batman69696]

​@joeswanson401Yep, that's the beauty of it. That's how great Awkward Puppets is.

[@princess_siafa]

Yess!

[@Donorcyclist]

I was waiting for him to finally say he had to go to the bathroom. I expected to hear squealing tires as he raced away from her, though. 😂

[@mikzerz]

"isnt salmon a living creature?" "Well obviously it's not living when im eating it steve!"

[@egoDH]

Women ☕

[@frankstrawnation]

There is a chinese dish called Yin Yang where the fish is eaten alive.

[@chibuikeolachukwu1800]

✨LOGIC!✨

[@Greenkitten45]

Neither is the 🐄...

[@susank2229]

@@frankstrawnation chinese people dont really eat fish alive because of water pollution. There's a dish like this in japan tho

[@CharlieWilson1987]

Let’s just appreciate the waiter and how respectful he was!

[@TemperedMedia]

I can see someone is well versed in modern dating. Well done, y'all.

[@lucysphotosfromar]

If you depend on 'social media' you get what you asked for...........

[@TemperedMedia]

@@lucysphotosfromar I'm sorry, but are you trying to suggest that dating through social media is a bad idea? It sounds like an obvious point to make, but your comment was unclear.

[@mininunbread1426]

@@TemperedMediawhat colour is an orange? The boy asked. His friend replied, “dude it’s the same colour as it’s name, just like a lemon” The message to learn here, the true moral of the story is that I am very bored 😭

[@OreskisVR]

Sam: “Why would it say Girlfriend on the menu” Waiter: “Yeah I was wondering the same” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chikondintata7297]

No need to ask why her previous relationship didn't work out 😂😂😂😂

[@doktormcnasty]

That's right we heard her mention the guy was a real a-hole.

[@richardmeyer418]

Her ex was probably a narcissist ,,, after all, they all are.

[@metalheadjake3339]

And it's ALWAYS men's fault to them

[@frago321]

I wonder if Sam canceled his burger before he disapeared in the bathroom, or the waiter just read the signs and did it for him

[@TransformersBoss]

Has Amber ever actually appeared in a video? She’s Sarah’s best friend, but is she even real?

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

Probably just one of those long distance friends you keep in touch with just cuz. You can have friends you like, but friends you wouldnt want to live with as well. XD

[@laurocoman]

@joeswanson401 and Amber making up every excuse under the sun to avoid actually spending time with Sarah.

[@Nancy20012]

We want to see Amber please ...

[@Goober-fn]

No, she's schizophrenic.

[@tomekczerepinski1860]

Amber hasn't appeared in a video, but awkward puppets haven't told us what the therapist's name is

[@markstar6899]

respect for the waiter for being so chill

[@danteyazidjian9620]

Boy if Diego was going out with Sarah instead, she might give Benita a run for her money in Diego hating being around.

[@Soisoy54]

I bet he would hate Sarah even more than he hates Benita

[@kr4547]

What? He'd be sick of her in a minute lmao

[@Malacite]

I mean, Benita is definitely obnoxious but Serah is on a whole other level.

[@TindahanPampalipasOras]

i dont think sarah will like diego because sarah is more of racist in all puppet. and also he will use the line more often "wait what?" 😂

[@DJThump_her]

Surprised she didn't call John an a$$hole AND a narcissist! LOL you definitely need to do more Sarah videos!!

[@TheAllMightyGodofCod]

Give those men a medal. Just give it, don't even ask questions.

[@adazns2207]

No real people can perform this roles so good as these puppets🙌🏾

[@azazel8700]

Seeing Sarah makes me so happy that will go for a double burger right now

[@kenzoukazuto3385]

Dude..im gonna literally kill a cow ,quit my office job and start working as a butcher just because of Sarah.

[@shivanandvp]

Double cruelty won't stop kind people from being kind.

[@robertthompson3447]

When I get a burger, I make sure it was harvested in a sustainable way. That is to say, only the part that I will eat was cut off of the cow, and then the cow is given grass feed free range life until that steak grows back for the next harvest. This way we don't kill any of God's defenseless creatures.

[@azazel8700]

@@shivanandvp I'll make it a triple today

[@Slayer-eh8nr]

​@shivanandvp you can eat your plants I'll keep eating juicy delicious meat

[@bunnyteja4400]

I like the fact how she explains wine is good for health and reduces cancer to a doctor ..we need more people like her in this world..

[@nytetime4u673]

Hard to believe she actually got a date lol

[@PropagandasaurusRex]

Tinder. That's all you need to know.

[@JohnBender1313]

Holy crap. I just had the woman thing happen to me on a date. This girl was talking about trans rights and I said "trans gal" and she got pissed I called her a gal. A hypothetical trans "woman", no less. And she insisted transwoman is the only thing to call them. And that just calling them a transgender erases their womanhood. I pointed out calling some woman or transformation seems cold. And I asked if she wanted me to call her gal, miss, lady, ma'am, and she legit choose woman. All I could think about was my dad yelling "hey woman. Grab me a beer!" 😳

[@metalheadjake3339]

These types of women have been ruined by excessive social media usage. That's what I think it comes down too. Someone who actually has a life and real life problems to worry about wouldn't care

[@lucysphotosfromar]

It was a lot better when some of these people just kept their private business private.

[@roxynano]

As a real trans gal myself, I don’t see any problems referring to trans females as trans gals. If they get offended by that, then they have no self esteem and gets offended by everything no matter if it is really hurtful or not.

[@Steviedabot]

Sam’s reaction when she said, “ I really don’t you need mansplaining what mansplaining means right now” got me dying 😂

[@kelonpie]

If this is how dating is now in modern times, I'm gonna pass cuz I'm scared for my safety and sanity😂

[@ImFromIowa]

Don't be, if she gives you more headaches than peace and love...send her where she belongs. She ain't worth it.

[@doktormcnasty]

I never even bothered dating I just skipped straight to the masturbating for the rest of my life.

[@soura673]

It is that’s why people are single 😊

[@KirbyIsCute]

Seeing videos like this actually makes me feel relieved that I'm asexual.

[@Black_HolloW84]

"My Apologies...Woman" got me dead bro 🤣🤣

[@giornobpr6546]

I'm honestly gonna go on a Date on this Saturday, and I'm hoping to God that it doesn't turn out half of this.

[@DogeGamerKing]

👍

[@ej6924]

May luck be with you.

[@HybridDolphin]

Keep us updated lol

[@kr4547]

Just going to comment here so I can get updates lol. Good luck with it 🤞

[@Mellofruit14]

Good luck!

[@simplesimon5739]

My god, if I ever dated a woman like Sarah, I would be seriously considering taking her to a rooftop party. 😅

[@parvez6062]

And…..🙂😂

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

You could just leave buddy.

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

​@@FIREcrochethairstylesexactly, leave her on the rooftop lol

[@Kosmentchris]

cant get the joke, someone explain plssss

[@Hanan-eo4kk]

@@Kosmentchris He would throw her off the roof XD

[@margibso]

0:18 "Namaste Girl!" RED FLAG! RED FLAG! ABORT! GET OUT OF THERE!

[@nataliasavala3281]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@konradxtofik]

There’s a fine line between this muppet show and a documentary. This is a gem!

[@spiritualjourney8571]

Oh Boy Sarah Is Back

[@m-Nafiz-abs]

Did you just assume Sarah's gender?

[@RaonMiru107]

@@m-Nafiz-absthey didn’t? Sarah is the name, there were no pronouns used and “oh boy” is just an exclamation 💀

[@Soisoy54]

@@m-Nafiz-abs Haha very funny

[@ConstantDerivative]

@@m-Nafiz-abs extremely overused joke, went stale almost immediately

[@lynnehatton1239]

So pleased to see more Awkward Puppets. Keep the videos coming.

[@pageljazz]

How do puppets, like at 3:35, achieve PERFECT human facial expressions?

[@elviswilliams1131]

3:15 My apologies ... Woman

[@devashishpatwardhan3]

I’ve been really waiting for awkward puppets to restart. I’m so happy!

[@lauracatha3625]

I love these little skits. They always makes me giggle. Humor is so important.

[@soakedbearrd]

Seriously all the characters are hilarious, keep them coming.

[@georgecoventry8441]

Oh. My. God. I'm so glad I'm not dating anyone. Seriously. I am. 😂

[@lilbearbjj]

I'm impressed. Sam hung in there longer then I could of.

[@majidmoro3866]

😂 The "woman"from the waiter God is Sarah back in a big way😂

[@gracey_bun]

Sarah's voice actress is so good!

[@metalheadjake3339]

Sarah is the type of woman you always encounter online but rarely ever in real life

[@tonyacosta4574]

I went on a date with a girl like her it was hell

[@Malacite]

And thank GOD for that.

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

Right lol. I've never met insufferable people like this irl

[@TindahanPampalipasOras]

if i where encounter like that in real life im gonna go home instant.😂

[@Linksfishing]

Kudos to Sam.... He hung in there longer than I ever could imagine.

[@brunosoares1500]

Man the look between the guy and the waiter at the end... spot on!

[@WillCooper1]

I like the variety in the characters! Great content!

[@alianrobles7635]

Had a date like this once. The second she called me out on meat eating I was like, "Hold on a sec, quick bathroom break". On the way to the "bathroom" I went to the waiter, cancelled my order and walked out the door. Didn't have time for that bullshit hahaha

[@coly4ever]

Right?! Leave me eat my burger in peace!

[@metalheadjake3339]

And then she probably went on social media to whine about how terrible all men are or some BS.. I guarantee it. Because everything is men's fault when it comes to dating and relationships. Never their personality or attitude towards men and other women... NOPE. These types think they are levaiting above everyone and they are like gods gift to men and the world. Because all those likes, follows a few clout on their socials seem to have gotten to their egos. Where other women like her on social media all get together to make one huge MEN BAD circlejerk where they tell each other how perfect they are and that it's men's fault for not being man enough to handle them. 😂😂😂 NOT ALL. I'm only talking about the type you went on a date with. The chronically online types.

[@luisantonio199613]

Her 1/2 second reaction at 1:25 is gold (little details are the best)

[@beatricebrown6581]

Omg there’s background characters now?! What a step up! You’ve come so far, Rudy 🙌🙌♥️😊 Also who else noticed that Diego and Benita were also on a date in the background? 🤣🤣 It’s impressive that she actually convinced him to take her out on one tho.

[@DrFunTimeZ2234]

My apologies “woman” 😂😂 I’m fucking crying 💀

[@TVideoCZ]

That slight look at each other killed me 😂

[@JohnAbdulEichie]

Very funny but also very real exactly how so many people behave

[@blackkakari]

Awkward Puppets knocks it out of the park again! 😂

[@Autonomous-UI]

I hope we get a continuation episode of Sam leaving through the Mens bathrooms window, then is met by either Diego or Twon for a return of “Car Talk”

[@soakedbearrd]

Good idea 😂

[@Omni_G]

"My father was an alcoholic" Yeah I can see why

[@KitKatei]

Him and the waiter staring at each others 😂

[@rekialaribi141]

"My apologies...WOMAN" got me 😂

[@RaonMiru107]

“My apologies… *woman* “💀

[@goldenTym]

"I feel attacked." That's funny... you're about to be attacked.

[@tomekczerepinski1860]

Sam now knows what Diego is going through

[@siphamandlagumede3195]

Already watched this about 10 times, can't get enough 😂😂

[@Kronic380]

every man’s worse nightmare

[@anasmahboob3821]

“Leave the poor girl alone”! She clearly has been through a lot. The guy and the waiter were so rude!

[@MasterKhem]

😭 ⚰️

[@Soisoy54]

Finally, more videos with Karen!

[@Nell10offdt]

It literally literally says Sarah on the title

[@Soisoy54]

@@Nell10offdt I call her Karen

[@pqsk]

It’s actually Karina.

[@nataliasavala3281]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nell10offdt]

@@Soisoy54 no just say the regular name 💀

[@hassantheboss1317]

The joke of my apologies woman and Sam saying that's way worse makes me laugh every darn time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@youssefdirani963]

Petition to let the church serve tequila, Diego needs it

[@IkkyArean]

The waiter experience that situation 100 times a day in his shift

[@callmeitoig]

"Mother of all Karen's has returned"- Milad Murg

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

im very happy that this channel is back

[@cptncrzy8617]

Im stunned Sarah didnt get triggered by the term guys lol

[@wolvywolver2763]

It's hard to believe that this channel is finally back

[@LikeTheProphet]

The only thing missing is her asking for the date and time of his birth so she can do a star chart for him and then complain that everything he does is sssOOOOO typical Sagittarius behaviorrr

[@metalheadjake3339]

Nah.... she's more the "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME AND ARE ALL BAD AND IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU'RE A MISOGYNIST" type. The absolute WORST types. The type that all self respecting men should avoid at all costs for their own emotional and mental wellbeing. I'd rather go on a date with a werid astrology woman or better yet; a normal friendly woman who isn't an insufferable blowhard who has major unresolved issues with men that she will just end up taking it out on the men she dates and wonders why the relationships always fail for her. And instead of looking inward to see if she needs to improve on some aspect, will turn to social media to make angry anti male posts where other angry bitter women tell her how it's all men's fault and she doesn't have to change and the cycle continues These types don't see men as people.. just mere side characters in their life's where they can use men as their emotional punching bags and sponges to vent to whilst acting all annoyed and shocked when the man attempts to god forbid seek emotional support from his girlfriend.. No amount of "All men are trash" posts these types make on social media will change the fact that as soon as men find out what their real character is like. They disappear because these types would rather blame the entire male population than to change on what is actually preventing them from having a fulfilling relationship

[@michellemajied-hughes6463]

Rudy, this one is absolutely hillarious!!!!!!! OMG!!

[@lecram86]

So my last 3 Tinder dates were more or less like this and then I uninstalled the app. I am a lot happier since then.

[@robertthompson3447]

Best of luck to you. Go to church. That is where the good ones are. (of course they will expect you to be good in return. 😎)

[@farzadmalmir1042]

Same here. I think Excessive use of Social Media have made some people like this.

[@martydespot]

I am positively surprised at the little details here, like Sarah stroking her hair in the midst of asking a question. So subtle

[@alberthawkins6101]

Wow I can't believe this could be called a date 😂 glad he left before the order arrived

[@SuperRalka]

Brilliant! 😂 Chances are such characters even really exist.... 🤭

[@jerilds]

3:20 I find it so funny that she started touching her hair

[@RetroDeath]

"My apologies... woman." 😂

[@jachismaster]

The perfect example of how dating works in 2023

[@dantewordlaw8677]

“My apologies… Woman” 😂😂😂😂

[@mskhumalo5118]

😂😂😂 3:09 can't call her Miss. Cant call her Mam. She wants to be called Woman. Definitely sounds worse 😂😂

[@bibidibabidiboo88]

"My apologies ... Woman" LOL

[@mariamariafujoshiinurarea2524]

Watching this , and suddenly feeling like having a good burger with French fries and a cold soda 😂😂

[@Dixie1969]

This is surprisingly relatable

[@kabaperality]

She's never going to be with anyone 😂😂😂😂

[@somewinner8229]

Stay strong, Sam. There are definitely some much better fish in the sea 😂

[@johntequilla4286]

I love the waiter’s voice

[@jonahgoodman]

😄😄The waiter is hell of a sophisticated guy, ..damn!!!

[@_jaded]

“That’s what the GF on the menu stands for” 💀💀

[@JasonSuwaidan]

The background puppets are killin it

[@jerichoscott9112]

Honestly that salmon bowl sounded fire