Christmas at The Apollo | Sarah Millican

[@ZoraXire]

The dog paw joke forced me to do math. The front passenger side? That can't be right, it's his left hand......Oh riiiiiight they're British and I'm in bloody America.

[@ollieollie841]

I love how up front and normal Sarah Millican is about being a woman, she’s absolutely hysterical! Adore this kind of humor, we’re all just funny little guys out here!

[@valeriejohnson5283]

I absolutely love, love Sarah Millican's humor, so very real!💝I love how she calls people "Love" and my favorite is how she calls people in the audience "flower". Just lovely.

[@tracyhagan6222]

Its normal in the North of England to call people flower or love, its just a casual way of talking to someone you don't know

[@MrRingman57]

Great comment Petal.

[@jofi4580]

"Pouring juice through a hedge" had me gasping for air I was laughing so hard 🤣

[@margaretmarshall3645]

Yeah, my stomach was hurting about then from laughing too hard. 🤣

[@knyght67]

I gave it a 👍while the ad was still playing.....I already knew it was gonna be good....

[@mjrippe]

I have seen many of these routines multiple times, and I laugh every time! Truly appreciate you flower!

[@MemeSeco88]

I press the like button before she opens her mouth, that to show how much she never disappoint 😂

[@NatandGeorge]

Same!

[@anitagee3362]

Me toooo!

[@nancydavies6446]

Same

[@sandyanderson789]

100%

[@donnakerr4997]

Me too!

[@yepok2957]

One of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. I'm fifty six. I've seen tons of comedians, but she still ranks in the top.

[@laurabridle-breen1685]

Just makes my day. Bra fitting bit, been there, laughed so hard I snorted 😄

[@chinyerenwankwo1245]

The excitement when you find a Sarah Millican video you haven't watched yet ☺️💃🏾

[@sys839]

I come back to re-watch vids when I'm sad because she always makes me ugly laugh 🤣

[@sunnyscott4876]

You know she's a great comedienne when you actually LOL !!!

[@Shroganor]

"Pouring juice through a hedge" is my favourite line ever!!!

[@jackson77722]

poor man,,,

[@Friendship1nmillion]

My reaction to that line : 😱🤢

[@meyeletsbuawh]

We can all do with a laugh and you always provide that for us

[@modsmum]

I can relate to most of this, which is why she has me in stitches.

[@fernviking7909]

Omg, I love Sarah Millican, she’s so funny & so real. Love her!!

[@Crafty_Chops]

Just caught this one now, and the tears are streaming.

[@LoverofFall]

“Twin jets” Hysterical 🤣😂

[@iamshotty]

You are a legend Sarah Millican ❤❤❤ Admiration and love from your fans in Australia ❤❤❤

[@matthewcullen1298]

She's awesome mate.

[@soniaasquez321]

FABULOUS Sarah. Thankyou for for letting us see your wonderful videos for free. X

[@hughtempleton8640]

She's one of the best comedians ever . 😆😆😆

[@DanielBacaMaker]

You are absolute champion, Sarah. Thank you!

[@timgriffin807]

She is a doll. I'm not prepared for what she has to say :) But it makes me laugh and I love it !! Thanks Sarah

[@PorkyDave8968]

Sarah, you are hilarious I love how you say what no one else will it’s brilliant

[@kylieknight2365]

I love her! Everything she says is hilarious 😂

[@WorthyMissJ]

Omg, woman! Funny and the only woman that ever has read my mind! Priceless!

[@nealbarry4006]

Hello how are you doing over there Jenn

[@Jazzy.girl.Sarah2023]

Love your comedy, Sarah!

[@TDFLM]

No matter my day, you ALWAYS brighten it and make me laugh. Thank you!

[@liamblack2574]

Funniest comedian out there at the moment... love her!

[@katkenobi6765]

Just love Sarah. She’s hilarious!! And anytime she’s on any show with David Mitchell it’s spectacular. I love when she picks on David.

[@bethrope8684]

I love her so much! Never fails to make me laugh x

[@vanlifethetravelinfranksho5611]

UK comedy is the best!❤️

[@maleahjacobs9678]

Bless her cotton socks. So talented. ✨

[@johnharbart1248]

Hello maleah How are you doing

[@carlstirling103]

Hahaha

[@nealbarry4006]

Hello how are you doing over there maleah

[@mdavisscadedu]

She always makes me laugh. Amazing comedian.

[@karenbardsley853]

I love your sense of humor. I seek out comedy therapeutic reasons and you are a blessing to me. Thanks for what you do

[@HRHDMKYT]

“Lift and separate”. That was the tag line for Playtex’s Cross-your-heart ‘living bra’ in the 1970’s. I was just a little girl back then, but aspired to that slim look! (Now as I hermit alone because of Covid, I am happy to lounge around bra-free. Aaahhhhh!).

[@tracylf5409]

I loved Playtex then. Great quality.

[@janinemills6732]

You made me smile and laugh on a day that I didn't feel like I could, so, thank you so much. Love your patter 😊

[@lynnethomson1070]

laughed so hard the tears rolled down my legs!

[@infinite3joy]

I’m afraid to ask which part of your body was laughing.

[@lunania-onenthade]

"front passenger side" Me, an american: no that's the driv... Ooooh right.

[@neen42]

@@waynepantry7023 Fair enough 😆

[@nils1953]

@@waynepantry7023 which hand should I use for the gear change then, if not the right one.

[@paulashe7460]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIrXknieapmebaM

[@paulashe7460]

Kathy Burke is pure class like!

[@deltas4114]

Thank you for the great laughs. So funny.

[@skipalidon]

I needed a smile and got my wish! Thank you, Sarah

[@chezdavies3074]

Love you Sarah.... you always make me laugh on even dark days! Your you tube channel has been awesome during 7 months of lockdown in Melbourne. Thanks for being so relatable and genuine.

[@nonaerenada]

Aye Dove, thanks for the upload. I dont know if you look at these comments, but we adore you. Have a happy new year.

[@traciebolton1951]

Agreed!!!!!

[@traciebolton1951]

Agreed!!!!!

[@atw971]

@@katchemash honestly saying simp is super cringy. Liking someone of the opposite gender doesn't mean you're a simp.

[@katchemash]

@@atw971 way to defend the simp, simp. How long have you been smiping for?

[@atw971]

@@katchemash I'm not even going to try answer that lol. I don't simp over women, let alone ones that are old enough to be my mom. Stop being so cringy with this simp shit

[@becky2235]

Everytime Sarah uploads new content it cheers my day up so much! Guttued it's a repeat

[@RIXRADvidz]

this is that lost gifty you find under the tree when you're sweeping up the needles or cat turds, a sweet reward for Surviving Another Christmas past Boxing Day. Bigg Smiles !!

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

Cat turds? Do you trim your tree with live cats?😆 Edit: I like to pretend I'm en archeologist working an interesting dig when cleaning the litter box.

[@rhys180606]

Also never laughed so much for such a long time thanks x

[@kathycooke2501]

About the woman who took her bra off too early when she said "Where was she? Still on the bus?" I honestly screamed 😂😂😂 hilarious

[@guyosborn615]

Sarah Millican is just so funny - I normally hate swearing but when she swears....it just fits. Fabulous

[@shadodragonette]

You are a gem! You have made my day so much better, so thank you very much!

[@smartechick725]

I adore her! She is so quick and amazing with her set vs. audience participation replies.. #BRILLIANT

[@jameswarren423]

Once again, absolutely brilliant so funny pouring the Juice through the hedge had me cracking up your awesome keep up the great work👍🏼🤩❤️

[@Sharrdik]

Very enjoyable. I hear you all the time as a northern German. Thank you for your Uploads. I hope i will be able to go to England after this shitty Corona Time and see all you comedians.

[@tanyaanderson7017]

We are booked to see her in Toowoomba 2023 . Should be fun

[@lb331]

We love you Sarah so much your classy funny intelligent never change just stay exactly as you are xxxx 😂💕😂💕😂💕😂💕😂xxxx

[@jennymayhew191]

You are so funny, love your shows xx

[@linettelovejoypiwnicki3792]

Thank you Sarah for your amazing humor! You are so funny and such a beautiful lady! Peaceful, fun and joyful blessings to you and everyone now and forever more! amen amen. ☮️💖🙏👍🏽🥳🍀😻🤪🤟🏽

[@beckybilson5934]

The whole set was so relatable and funny I was really howling with laughter, I needed a good laugh, thank you Sarah ♥️

[@Macgyrl64]

Yet another brilliant routine, thank you Sarah. Had me in stitches as always.

[@Lara-tm5nz]

Ohhhh the famous rescue excuse 😂😂

[@NoDetourAhead]

You’re just fantastic. I love your humor.

[@neen42]

If you really want to have fun, get fitted for bras at several different stores on the same day. Either you'll get the best fitting bras ever or be so utterly confused you'll give up on them all together!

[@nealbarry4006]

Hello how are you doing over there

[@jaysilverstone7221]

Her delivery is dazzling

[@YasminC1993]

It’s 4am and I’m muffling laughter into my pillow not to wake up my man. She’s such a legend.

[@noreendunne431]

😂😂

[@melindabrown3840]

Can not wait till 2022 Bobby Dazzler booked see you there

[@elainehoward8822]

Hi Sarah. Happy new year to you and the lovely people who look after your social media. Another brilliant and hilarious clip from the Apollo. Xxxxxxx

[@johnharbart1248]

Hello Elaine How are you doing

[@leslieyancey5084]

I related so well to this! Sarah’s hilarious!

[@janeasmith7160]

Thanks from Ottawa Canada for all the amazing laughs Sarah! You are the best!!!! 😀

[@laurieowens8510]

She needs to come to America! She’s so amazingly funny’

[@sarahmillican]

The international leg of Sarah’s tour is still in the planning stages, but if you join her mailing list via her website (sarahmillican.co.uk), you’ll be among the first to know about dates, locations and ticket offers. #TSM

[@iaclassic]

Stumbled in here a couple of days ago from a random post. NO offense, but this old American never heard of Ms. Millican before. Am delighted to see that her next tour includes the USA. Bet a Netflix special is in her near future. :)

[@DonnaJ1312]

I am in tears! soo very funny and true xxx you are the best xxx

[@nealbarry4006]

Hello how are you doing over there Donna

[@robertkerby2581]

OMG, I am still laughing out loud!

[@megsullivan6645]

Pouring juice thru a hedge! Almost chocked laughing

[@later82]

Will you ever do a tour in the States???? Love your humor.....You are one of my favorite comedians..... :)

[@sarahmillican]

We’re currently finalising the international schedule of Sarah’s tour. You can join her mailing list via her website (sarahmillican.co.uk) to get the latest info. It’s the best way to hear about dates and tickets. #TSM

[@theresaprice3723]

Just amazing 👏

[@rhonamorrison920]

I accidently said I only take in strays. I happened to be talking about my husband when I first got him!! What I meant when we met each.

[@jenscott6733]

Brilliant 👏

[@private8397]

Thankyou for the laughs I watched heaps of self help b4 watching realising the one thing I am good at is enjoying a good laugh, keep it coming "flower" xo

[@Babyluthi]

Thanks Sarah. 💙 from NZ😊

[@luminyam6145]

God I love this woman!🥳💖

[@Isa-jr9en]

What an amazing person!!!

[@jessiesusannah5997]

Can’t wait I’m watching her live next year eek so excited

[@jackieriqueza]

Love her!! Great show, happy New Year from Mexico

[@MadJack_is_Back]

I wonder who curates Sarah Millican’s KZbin channel?❓ Probably someone at her agency? Whoever you are - you’re doing a ‘Smashing’ job of it!!‼️ 👏👏👏😁

[@masuganut2082]

Fuckin champion! 🤣❤️

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Nice.

[@lisab9541]

I thought she did it herself. She's fantastic.

[@Yo_ca_va]

That's was funny, I'm glad there was these subtitles: the last time I watch one of her video I only understood every other word. Thanks from France

[@ephraimbeks1903]

Your so funny! Thank you for uploading

[@armslengthaway]

Greetings from the U.S. or Front Driverside here 😃🐶

[@ellenwheat3608]

Greetings from California! I first saw you on Graham Norton show and immediately loved you. So very funny. Happy New Year!

[@MultiMshell]

So glad to have discovered you.I have been pissing myself laughing...a good thing

[@b2bconnectnow]

LOVE watching all these clips! Have watched them many tines they always make me laugh!!!! :-)

[@supermangarritano6636]

Love this!!

[@DrMarcusDay]

loving you from Saint Lucia , West indies

[@sirenofsound]

Happy New Year to all the Flowers 🌹🌹❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@nealbarry4006]

Hello how are you doing over there Heather

[@jamiemeyler1983]

Haven’t watched it all the way through yet-But I have seen this before,So I know it’s amazin!! Ur brilliant Sarah (Foul mouthed) but so brilliantly funny!!.. Xx 🤦🏻😳🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahs1405]

Reminds me of the Victoria Wood joke "If God had meant us to be lifted and separated we'd have one on each shoulder!"

[@jojosmumdorothy2829]

🎉 Sarah is brilliant 🎉

[@IsMirGal]

This women is unbelievably funny omgosh

[@turquoisewitch.wild-owl]

In the US it'd be "his front driver's side." LOL!

[@anneargo-davies692]

You make me laugh so hard I pee my pants. If I ever get to a show I'll have to wear those adult diapers so I don't flood out the row I'm sitting in. Happy Holidays!

[@hkbabel]

Thank you!

[@momentslive1154]

I will see you in Denver!! March 2023!!! I got my tickets!!