Ballad of Meow Meow the cats brown, and if the cates meow the cats, then meow be the brown of the cats meow. This is foretold unto the cats of yore, that will never come to past unless the cats return to the mountain. Far over, the misty mountains cats, to dungeon cats, the caverns meow. We must a meow, ere break of brown, to find our long, forgotten meow. The cats were meowing, in the night. The cats were meow in meowing brown. The cats like brown meows blazed with meows. I am also a cat. This will be the most amazing cat drama ever to see the light of day. 17 of the finest cats from kingdoms unknown will attend and rave about endless amounts of sardines. If any cat apposes, let it be known that the council kitty cats shall raze them to the ground! Seven cats from seven kingdoms will descend upon the five kingdoms of middle meow to give counsel and eat plenty of fish on their journey. And from this day forth, let all the enemies of middle meow hear of the heroic deeds of meowicus the meow, highest brown of the cat order. Spider-man. - Jordan Mathewson, 2014
@PeacemanNOT10 жыл бұрын
I just spent ages doing the same thing as you lol
@Zwooxy10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I figured I wouldn't be the only one. Had to go fast! ;)
@ChiyuStar10 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Much easier to read this way.
@Longshotx23410 жыл бұрын
Define: What the Brown
@NinjaGrimm66610 жыл бұрын
***** He is a red & pink boy.
@DifferenceInBlue10 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think seamus just looks so majestic towards the end of this video with his hair xD
@minaxne.10 жыл бұрын
Yuusss
@oceanpupz10 жыл бұрын
He is clearly the best Irish Fabio we will ever have the pleasure to lay eyes upon. We have been blessed. Praise our Lord and Savior, Shotgun Rain!
@minaxne.10 жыл бұрын
LittleCloverGirl lol
@TongKatsu910 жыл бұрын
Defined Aleks career
@Gosgos66610 жыл бұрын
*little career
@connages10 жыл бұрын
*Define
@TongKatsu910 жыл бұрын
thx
@AznGunzPlaya10 жыл бұрын
what is there to define?
@TongKatsu910 жыл бұрын
idk
@Blueanimekat10 жыл бұрын
Jordan's essay on the Ballard of Meow is great XDDD
@blacknifetreesh10 жыл бұрын
Define: Aleks' career
@sebastianhein197510 жыл бұрын
what career?
@MegaGamenoob10 жыл бұрын
Tha's easy. Dead
@MisterNBG10 жыл бұрын
4:45 Did anyone fullscreen the video and read "Ballad of Meow" W...TF.
@joshuanishiguchi524910 жыл бұрын
It's a parody of that song from the Hobbit: Misty Mountains or something at least it looks like it
@bobkoui10 жыл бұрын
I read the whole thing
@apollovulpes213110 жыл бұрын
That's just what is inside of Jordan's head everyday.
@MisterNBG10 жыл бұрын
Apollo Vulpes You are very correct haha
@Warpig7010 жыл бұрын
define: "Aleks's Career""
@AZ-fr8do10 жыл бұрын
How can you define something that is not real?
@Warpig7010 жыл бұрын
Chunky Squirrel him to do a summary/history of his career
@AZ-fr8do10 жыл бұрын
Crodar That would only take up a second, his career is so little.
@j0rdeh10 жыл бұрын
Crodar Wow, that went right over your head huh?
@Rabbachino10 жыл бұрын
Crodar that will be a 30 second video and might be flagged by KZbin for 'INSERT REASON HERE'
@TheMysteriousSwede10 жыл бұрын
Define: Hordan
@CapKaping10 жыл бұрын
I thought it was whordan
@MrsBizzyIzzy10 жыл бұрын
Hoardan = Jordan Hoarding, because he takes everything for himself...
@Squaintz10 жыл бұрын
Teskmehu Isn't it the hispanic way of saying Jordan? Hordan
@WholeYeetRye10 жыл бұрын
It's like Jordan (See "Jordan it up) but on a higher scale. The most effective time to use Hordan or even "Hordan it up would be when you want to let everyone know just how serious you really are.
@TheDragonFlagon10 жыл бұрын
Nate Trent I'm almost positive this dates way back to when they used to play a lot of Minecraft maps and Jordan would take everything and hoard it for himself. "Hoard-an"
@EphideII10 жыл бұрын
The Ballad of Meow, there has never been a poem ever so articulate and beautiful, Jordan my friend you deserve an Oscar.
@n00d13sandr1c310 жыл бұрын
"I'm an actor now Jordan, so sometimes you gotta act." Daniel Gidlow- May 2014
@llamaofvinter580110 жыл бұрын
'How much more "MEOW" should we put in our videos ? ? ? ?' It's considering the important issues like this that makes Kootra the right man for the job of leading the creatures. That is not an easy question to answer and it takes a keen mind to come to a suitable conclusion.
@llamaofvinter580110 жыл бұрын
Not being insolent, but I would have to say quite a lot more "MEOW" in the videos would be a good start. Not sure what the measurement of "MEOW" but more is definitely better. Suggestions for measurement of "MEOW": Felines Cats Browns? (An oddball this one I know but bear with me: Four more Browns of "MEOW" is what this video requires, I think this works as a unit of measurement) Any other suggestions would probably help the creatures greatly.
@StormShaun10 жыл бұрын
Define "Marshal face" ... because I don't know how to stop.
@northbearNL10 жыл бұрын
They could build a house of paper in a day if so much comments would be printed out every 12.5 mins.
@rasekage1610 жыл бұрын
Or they could just get the blank paper required to print them
@northbearNL10 жыл бұрын
That's not as amazing.
@jamesjarviscomposer10 жыл бұрын
Printers don't make paper
@halk43510 жыл бұрын
James Jarvis You definitely didn't get the idea did you...
@northbearNL10 жыл бұрын
Help
@mikeah405510 жыл бұрын
Define: trabajo
@ukrainiannuggets2010 жыл бұрын
Can someone please gif Seamus's hair when Dan was fanning him? We need to see that glorious mane flowing in slow mo
@SutiMester3310 жыл бұрын
Define "Calculated"
@TheNouriani10 жыл бұрын
Define "Cheese It!" And "Dern sure"
@Ripper15ltd10 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs to pause the video and read the Ballad of Meow... It's truly amazing! A great piece of drama! Well done Kootra!
@abbysally10 жыл бұрын
Seamus looks like majestic Fabio, with his hair flowing in the wind.
@MrGoodroe1210 жыл бұрын
Define "Gay Tony" or define "Where in Carmen Sandiego..."
@LouisAndPillz10 жыл бұрын
Sheamus, I've been subbed for a really long time, love your videos and everything. I want to know, what exactly does "Lose some points"/"Gain some points" mean? I've been thinking about this for a long time. I've also been thinking about your channel acronym, you should define SSOHPKC pls thx bye.
@Tatercool10 жыл бұрын
It's Seamus
@gymnasticsgirl120210 жыл бұрын
you've been watching for a long time yet you can't even spell his name right..
@240sxBen10 жыл бұрын
If he's talking to a girl in game then earning points means he's "Getting on her good side" of he says it outside of games then idk
@GrimLegend9710 жыл бұрын
Also, SSoH stands for Sir Seamus of Halo. PKC is another part, which is Psycho-kinetic Collaboration.
@alexanderbowers522510 жыл бұрын
Tatiana Wegrzyn ***** He'll be defining a letter of SSoHPKC for every million subs he gets. And it's Seamoose.
@kyletheninja61910 жыл бұрын
loving the sarcasm with Seamus ( btw Seamus your one of my favorite creature) if you can grace us with your definition of Earthbound
@kingneff617910 жыл бұрын
the shorts were hillarious this week and you guys are really funny keep it up.
@jarlzondai10 жыл бұрын
Define: Jeamus
@lunaequinox73335 жыл бұрын
If only...
@Akeno_Koneko10 жыл бұрын
Define: Talk Doherty to me
@J3rrytheJ0ker10 жыл бұрын
wow, such cats. that is a A+ paper there, jordan at 4:43
@spencernemergut347310 жыл бұрын
Seamus you are my favorite creature I hope you get this because you deserve a good commit based off the 9th Sarcasm of Seamus. Thank you for bringing to KZbin I hope your fans at one point will appreciate you at the same level I do.
@02ellimacaira10 жыл бұрын
Seamus' hair looks glorious and dan looks more professional with glasses.. You guys are awesome and this should be in the good comments.. Smileyface..
@TheMrBreias10 жыл бұрын
Penguin picture below a cat story. Genius Kootzi iz genius.
@Bogdan_Gordin10 жыл бұрын
Define: Gooonzii.
@FeladirJG10 жыл бұрын
Wuuuussss
@LULLUL-mu9ct10 жыл бұрын
wussssssssss
@NyanKiddy10 жыл бұрын
That mansion seems legit to me.
@Welonz10 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that moving frame at the end made my day
@sansfromcoolmathgames10 жыл бұрын
The way his lion mane majestically blows in the Amazon wind is awe-inspiring.
@sneekylilbast10 жыл бұрын
Define and translate: James' weird sounds
@True.Light.10 жыл бұрын
Damn, Dan really messed up the editing at the end of the video. I hope he doesn't get sewed.
@OGMafia72710 жыл бұрын
Define: Damn Dude!
@WolfKingJC10 жыл бұрын
I like Watching seamus being sarcastic it's hilarious
@kristianbolger1410 жыл бұрын
These videos are getting better.
@zeix72110 жыл бұрын
Define: Obamacare
@ilubyou1310 жыл бұрын
Define: SlyPKC
@786sr2210 жыл бұрын
Deer Shaymust, define fix the ladders
@pggirl4ever10 жыл бұрын
The secret is revealed to Seamus's luscious wind blown hair! :-0
@scottyg40010 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until the Ballad of Meow is finished.
@Jaru10 жыл бұрын
The long hair was funny for awhile but he needs to cut it its pretty nasty lmao even though when someone brings it up he says hes keeping it longer...... so keep the hair Seamus i love it :D (maybe he will cut it now)
@TheBanjorocker110 жыл бұрын
define: double it by twice the amount
@yeahhh93610 жыл бұрын
Ha I remember that from ex com that is a pretty old video
@TheBanjorocker110 жыл бұрын
actualy its from last update my good sir
@yeahhh93610 жыл бұрын
TheBanjorocker1 oh yea sorry
@TheBanjorocker110 жыл бұрын
hehe no prob ;)
@derekarneson41409 жыл бұрын
+TheBanjorocker1 (2x)2
@mariomike8910 жыл бұрын
Define: Loki'ed
@redlovett10 жыл бұрын
oo i would like that
@MundaneMuser10 жыл бұрын
"Ballad of Meow", hahaha! You really like cats. So do I :)
@NattySplatties10 жыл бұрын
The "sewed" bit had me in tears.
@jjyeewk10 жыл бұрын
"Dan, it's going in my mouth. Come on, this isn't luxurious anymore." Be careful, TKoMEaP might use that for blackmail.
@PeacemanNOT10 жыл бұрын
Ballad of Meow Meow the cats brown, and if the cats meow the cats, then meow be the brown of cats meow. This is fortold unto the cats of yore, that will never come to pass unless the cats return to the mountain, Far over, the misty mountains cats, to dungeons cats, and caverns meow. We must a meow, are break of brown, to find or long, forgotten meow. The cats were meowing, on the height. The browns were meowing, in the night. The cats were meow, in meowing brown. The cats like brown meows blazed with meows. I am also a cat. This will be the most amazing cat drama ever to see the light of day. 17 of the finest cats from kingdoms unknown will attend and rave about endless amounts of sardines. If any cat apposes , let it be known that the council of kitty cats shall raze them to the ground! Seven cats from seven kingdoms will descend upon the five kingdoms of middle meow to give counsel and eat plenty of fish on their journey. And from this day forth, let all the enemies of middle meow hear of the heroic deeds of meowicus the meow, the highest brown of cat order. -Jordan Matthewson, 2014.
@darthycx10 жыл бұрын
Define: SSoHPKC
@BetterGamer110 жыл бұрын
he is going to need a couple million more subs for that to happen lol
LOL now let's just hope he doesn't shutdown his channel like he said he would if this ever happened :P
@nicoleayo339010 жыл бұрын
"its like a tropical storm" i fucking love you dan
@suzichristine116110 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Seamus. :D
@jamesdingus942410 жыл бұрын
I thought the example for "youtube comments" will be jordan having a mental breakdown over all the negative comments...
@derk72310 жыл бұрын
why wont Jordan ever change his hat?
@mandezsiow646710 жыл бұрын
Because the hat is what makes Jordan, Jordan.
@derk72310 жыл бұрын
why was that so harsh?
@NintendoLper1310 жыл бұрын
Wait who changes their hat? It's not a shirt or something like that. I have one hat and that's all I wear
@pizcrybus10 жыл бұрын
NintendoLper13 i only wear socks nothing else kinda weird to only wear a hat
@Adamcoo10 жыл бұрын
Black Sunshine I'm slightly scared of you.
@Stroodler10 жыл бұрын
Define: "Calculated"
@DragonCelt2310 жыл бұрын
Seamus, your hair at the end wound up looking like Gabriel's of Castlevania fame! You should be fanned all the time!
@GamingPsycotic10 жыл бұрын
*Happy Birthday Seamus!*
@Auroraustrealis10 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm look at that luscious hair... yes, excellent.
@metallicmonk101210 жыл бұрын
define smoke weed every day
@prestonchapa782510 жыл бұрын
Define: ssohpkc
@denzeljordan911610 жыл бұрын
no.
@ciniboy9810 жыл бұрын
he will one he reached 8 million subscribers
@feasterbunny311910 жыл бұрын
It stand for sir Seamus of Halo. OG fans know
@JadedK081910 жыл бұрын
He'll probably be like "ssohpkc. 1.) an acronym. 2.) Something you will never find out."
@MikeRKO31610 жыл бұрын
omg video just started and Im cracking up cuz his hair looks like a mad scientist lmao
@danielxguitar10 жыл бұрын
If possible can you define Shenanigans? I use it all the time on my friends and they are always confused, though now I question myself if I'm even using it correctly.
@TheRamprage510 жыл бұрын
define: seamus's hairline
@deedeelove160510 жыл бұрын
I swear that you know me
@TheRamprage510 жыл бұрын
DeeDee Love huh?
@deedeelove160510 жыл бұрын
Thats a joke my friends and I share
@THEaverageGAMER110010 жыл бұрын
Define: Define
@Safiabb710 жыл бұрын
The pretzel part was so funny. Bravo Dan,bravo,
@AquarialTV10 жыл бұрын
Commenting on Seamus's b-day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAMUS!!!
@VladimirDT10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who 90% of the time doesnt see bad comments?
@TheCode5210 жыл бұрын
Everything is pure to those whose hearts are pure. (or... you're extremely lucky)
@PKblaze_Twitch10 жыл бұрын
Needs more Sarcasm.
@JohnDanielTorrance10 жыл бұрын
And more Seamus.
@MrMLGuel10 жыл бұрын
And go Seamus.
@saintsolider335910 жыл бұрын
JohnDanielTorrance aren't those things the same?
@oposdeo10 жыл бұрын
Define a 360 no scope
@dustydinger576210 жыл бұрын
Man! I can't believe it's always raining when they get an outside shot of their mansion. The weather must suck in Nevada. :(
@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod10 жыл бұрын
...When the video ended i heard a movie trailer play with animal sounds but i didnt see any video and i could still pause and play the audio...
@Raiinow10 жыл бұрын
Define: Seamoose
@terra96510 жыл бұрын
Define SSohpkc please
@Bm4n00210 жыл бұрын
Define: Gay Tony
@PureChaos2010 жыл бұрын
PLZ
@jordancotnoir119810 жыл бұрын
That was the best Sarcasm With Seamus Episode
@Merchyy10 жыл бұрын
I will ask again, define: Sand Digger
@CLVPTRVP10 жыл бұрын
***** you're*
@AznFoxBoi10 жыл бұрын
***** He got rekt
@Its_Sun110 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, it's "You're"... You forgot your capitalization..
@xGrrtt10 жыл бұрын
Är¢†ï¢ Jåmåï¢åñ "You," should not be capitalized in your sentence.
@CLVPTRVP10 жыл бұрын
Är¢†ï¢ Jåmåï¢åñ I was correcting him, not starting a sentence. If I was going to write a sentence, I would capitalize.
@Lixae10 жыл бұрын
Define Cya Later.
@zachlee50010 жыл бұрын
define never get a haircut
@quaswexexort_10 жыл бұрын
Define: "Senpai"
@magnusravenriver10 жыл бұрын
You just gotta love seamus, hes so awesome
@Scommander194510 жыл бұрын
4:40 that oprah lurking in the shadows
@MikeRKO31610 жыл бұрын
define "SSOHPKC"... hehehe
@thedredmanable10 жыл бұрын
Define: Bad News Bear.
@MrThirdMouse10 жыл бұрын
Dan did u try to impersonate Ben Kingsley's character in Thor? cause it seem like it, and u did a good job
@BlaneDaze10 жыл бұрын
In 8:46, the conversation become quite suggestive if you only listen to the audio.
@iDarby10 жыл бұрын
Define: ButtDanz
@takanuinuva10 жыл бұрын
Define- Google+
@iamafanofthecreatures51610 жыл бұрын
Define: KZbin's past
@HexticScowd10 жыл бұрын
Seamus is the best creature and my favorite youtube define: sarcasm with Seamus
@misfit1actualswag10 жыл бұрын
This series should have been called, "The Lifestyles of the Rich and Seamus."
@PKblaze_Twitch10 жыл бұрын
Define to me, what a "Lyle" is?
@SweetypieNinaXoxo10 жыл бұрын
Lyle is one of their friends most known by his "Hard hitting questions" and dark humour.He was on Creature Talk 100 and his youtube is LyleMcDouchbag
@PKblaze_Twitch10 жыл бұрын
SoftballChick Hey, get outta here you. I want the almighty Seamus to define the to e what the mystical lyle is.
@RockDatDubstep10 жыл бұрын
Define ''Cheese it'' PLIS
@Tozatto93410 жыл бұрын
Define "dern sure"
@TheRealGibbo10 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else realise, the story 'the cats meow', is 'misty mountains cold' from the hobbit? Hahah
@cradiIy10 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the british thingy tune. I remember hearing it in the Jsutice LEague cartonn
@Has64510 жыл бұрын
Define: Motherback
@kieranlawlor654910 жыл бұрын
Define target
@TheFrayedRedMisery10 жыл бұрын
define Gardevoir
@rich6400006410 жыл бұрын
a pokemon the people use for sex :I
@HarvesterofGreed10 жыл бұрын
Rich Halley exactly what I've been telling my friend s
@xSGRAINx10 жыл бұрын
its name means sir so people are jacking off to a dude lol
@BrownDancer90110 жыл бұрын
Is the "Ballad of Meow" just a remix of "The Misty Mountain"? I just sang it in my head...