Sarcasm with Seamus Ep9 YouTube Comments & These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

[@AveryJH]

define spooky, or more specifically 2spooky4me

[@Zwooxy]

Ballad of Meow Meow the cats brown, and if the cates meow the cats, then meow be the brown of the cats meow. This is foretold unto the cats of yore, that will never come to past unless the cats return to the mountain. Far over, the misty mountains cats, to dungeon cats, the caverns meow. We must a meow, ere break of brown, to find our long, forgotten meow. The cats were meowing, in the night. The cats were meow in meowing brown. The cats like brown meows blazed with meows. I am also a cat. This will be the most amazing cat drama ever to see the light of day. 17 of the finest cats from kingdoms unknown will attend and rave about endless amounts of sardines. If any cat apposes, let it be known that the council kitty cats shall raze them to the ground! Seven cats from seven kingdoms will descend upon the five kingdoms of middle meow to give counsel and eat plenty of fish on their journey. And from this day forth, let all the enemies of middle meow hear of the heroic deeds of meowicus the meow, highest brown of the cat order. Spider-man. - Jordan Mathewson, 2014

[@PeacemanNOT]

I just spent ages doing the same thing as you lol

[@Zwooxy]

Yeah, I figured I wouldn't be the only one. Had to go fast! ;)

[@ChiyuStar]

Thank you! Much easier to read this way.

[@Longshotx234]

Define: What the Brown

[@NinjaGrimm666]

***** He is a red & pink boy.

[@DifferenceInBlue]

Does anyone else think seamus just looks so majestic towards the end of this video with his hair xD

[@minaxne.]

Yuusss

[@oceanpupz]

He is clearly the best Irish Fabio we will ever have the pleasure to lay eyes upon. We have been blessed. Praise our Lord and Savior, Shotgun Rain!

[@minaxne.]

LittleCloverGirl lol

[@TongKatsu9]

Defined Aleks career

[@Gosgos666]

*little career

[@connages]

*Define

[@TongKatsu9]

thx

[@AznGunzPlaya]

what is there to define?

[@TongKatsu9]

idk

[@Blueanimekat]

Jordan's essay on the Ballard of Meow is great XDDD

[@blacknifetreesh]

Define: Aleks' career

[@sebastianhein1975]

what career?

[@MegaGamenoob]

Tha's easy. Dead

[@MisterNBG]

4:45 Did anyone fullscreen the video and read "Ballad of Meow" W...TF.

[@joshuanishiguchi5249]

It's a parody of that song from the Hobbit: Misty Mountains or something at least it looks like it

[@bobkoui]

I read the whole thing

[@apollovulpes2131]

That's just what is inside of Jordan's head everyday.

[@MisterNBG]

Apollo Vulpes You are very correct haha

[@Warpig70]

define: "Aleks's Career""

[@AZ-fr8do]

How can you define something that is not real?

[@Warpig70]

Chunky Squirrel him to do a summary/history of his career

[@AZ-fr8do]

Crodar That would only take up a second, his career is so little.

[@j0rdeh]

Crodar Wow, that went right over your head huh?

[@Rabbachino]

Crodar that will be a 30 second video and might be flagged by KZbin for 'INSERT REASON HERE'

[@TheMysteriousSwede]

Define: Hordan

[@CapKaping]

I thought it was whordan

[@MrsBizzyIzzy]

Hoardan = Jordan Hoarding, because he takes everything for himself...

[@Squaintz]

Teskmehu Isn't it the hispanic way of saying Jordan? Hordan

[@WholeYeetRye]

It's like Jordan (See "Jordan it up) but on a higher scale. The most effective time to use Hordan or even "Hordan it up would be when you want to let everyone know just how serious you really are.

[@TheDragonFlagon]

Nate Trent I'm almost positive this dates way back to when they used to play a lot of Minecraft maps and Jordan would take everything and hoard it for himself. "Hoard-an"

[@EphideII]

The Ballad of Meow, there has never been a poem ever so articulate and beautiful, Jordan my friend you deserve an Oscar.

[@n00d13sandr1c3]

"I'm an actor now Jordan, so sometimes you gotta act." Daniel Gidlow- May 2014

[@llamaofvinter5801]

'How much more "MEOW" should we put in our videos ? ? ? ?' It's considering the important issues like this that makes Kootra the right man for the job of leading the creatures. That is not an easy question to answer and it takes a keen mind to come to a suitable conclusion.

[@llamaofvinter5801]

Not being insolent, but I would have to say quite a lot more "MEOW" in the videos would be a good start. Not sure what the measurement of "MEOW" but more is definitely better. Suggestions for measurement of "MEOW": Felines Cats Browns? (An oddball this one I know but bear with me: Four more Browns of "MEOW" is what this video requires, I think this works as a unit of measurement) Any other suggestions would probably help the creatures greatly.

[@StormShaun]

Define "Marshal face" ... because I don't know how to stop.

[@northbearNL]

They could build a house of paper in a day if so much comments would be printed out every 12.5 mins.

[@rasekage16]

Or they could just get the blank paper required to print them

[@northbearNL]

That's not as amazing.

[@jamesjarviscomposer]

Printers don't make paper

[@halk435]

James Jarvis You definitely didn't get the idea did you...

[@northbearNL]

Help

[@mikeah4055]

Define: trabajo

[@ukrainiannuggets20]

Can someone please gif Seamus's hair when Dan was fanning him? We need to see that glorious mane flowing in slow mo

[@SutiMester33]

Define "Calculated"

[@TheNouriani]

Define "Cheese It!" And "Dern sure"

[@Ripper15ltd]

Everyone needs to pause the video and read the Ballad of Meow... It's truly amazing! A great piece of drama! Well done Kootra!

[@abbysally]

Seamus looks like majestic Fabio, with his hair flowing in the wind.

[@MrGoodroe12]

Define "Gay Tony" or define "Where in Carmen Sandiego..."

[@LouisAndPillz]

Sheamus, I've been subbed for a really long time, love your videos and everything. I want to know, what exactly does "Lose some points"/"Gain some points" mean? I've been thinking about this for a long time. I've also been thinking about your channel acronym, you should define SSOHPKC pls thx bye.

[@Tatercool]

It's Seamus

[@gymnasticsgirl1202]

you've been watching for a long time yet you can't even spell his name right..

[@240sxBen]

If he's talking to a girl in game then earning points means he's "Getting on her good side" of he says it outside of games then idk

[@GrimLegend97]

Also, SSoH stands for Sir Seamus of Halo. PKC is another part, which is Psycho-kinetic Collaboration.

[@alexanderbowers5225]

Tatiana Wegrzyn ***** He'll be defining a letter of SSoHPKC for every million subs he gets. And it's Seamoose.

[@kyletheninja619]

loving the sarcasm with Seamus ( btw Seamus your one of my favorite creature) if you can grace us with your definition of Earthbound

[@kingneff6179]

the shorts were hillarious this week and you guys are really funny keep it up.

[@jarlzondai]

Define: Jeamus

[@lunaequinox7333]

If only...

[@Akeno_Koneko]

Define: Talk Doherty to me

[@J3rrytheJ0ker]

wow, such cats. that is a A+ paper there, jordan at 4:43

[@spencernemergut3473]

Seamus you are my favorite creature I hope you get this because you deserve a good commit based off the 9th Sarcasm of Seamus. Thank you for bringing to KZbin I hope your fans at one point will appreciate you at the same level I do.

[@02ellimacaira]

Seamus' hair looks glorious and dan looks more professional with glasses.. You guys are awesome and this should be in the good comments.. Smileyface..

[@TheMrBreias]

Penguin picture below a cat story. Genius Kootzi iz genius.

[@Bogdan_Gordin]

Define: Gooonzii.

[@FeladirJG]

Wuuuussss

[@LULLUL-mu9ct]

wussssssssss

[@NyanKiddy]

That mansion seems legit to me.

[@Welonz]

Hahahaha that moving frame at the end made my day

[@sansfromcoolmathgames]

The way his lion mane majestically blows in the Amazon wind is awe-inspiring.

[@sneekylilbast]

Define and translate: James' weird sounds

[@True.Light.]

Damn, Dan really messed up the editing at the end of the video. I hope he doesn't get sewed.

[@OGMafia727]

Define: Damn Dude!

[@WolfKingJC]

I like Watching seamus being sarcastic it's hilarious

[@kristianbolger14]

These videos are getting better.

[@zeix721]

Define: Obamacare

[@ilubyou13]

Define: SlyPKC

[@786sr22]

Deer Shaymust, define fix the ladders

[@pggirl4ever]

The secret is revealed to Seamus's luscious wind blown hair! :-0

[@scottyg400]

I can't wait until the Ballad of Meow is finished.

[@Jaru]

The long hair was funny for awhile but he needs to cut it its pretty nasty lmao even though when someone brings it up he says hes keeping it longer...... so keep the hair Seamus i love it :D (maybe he will cut it now)

[@TheBanjorocker1]

define: double it by twice the amount

[@yeahhh936]

Ha I remember that from ex com that is a pretty old video

[@TheBanjorocker1]

actualy its from last update my good sir

[@yeahhh936]

TheBanjorocker1 oh yea sorry

[@TheBanjorocker1]

hehe no prob ;)

[@derekarneson4140]

+TheBanjorocker1 (2x)2

[@mariomike89]

Define: Loki'ed

[@redlovett]

oo i would like that

[@MundaneMuser]

"Ballad of Meow", hahaha! You really like cats. So do I :)

[@NattySplatties]

The "sewed" bit had me in tears.

[@jjyeewk]

"Dan, it's going in my mouth. Come on, this isn't luxurious anymore." Be careful, TKoMEaP might use that for blackmail.

[@PeacemanNOT]

Ballad of Meow Meow the cats brown, and if the cats meow the cats, then meow be the brown of cats meow. This is fortold unto the cats of yore, that will never come to pass unless the cats return to the mountain, Far over, the misty mountains cats, to dungeons cats, and caverns meow. We must a meow, are break of brown, to find or long, forgotten meow. The cats were meowing, on the height. The browns were meowing, in the night. The cats were meow, in meowing brown. The cats like brown meows blazed with meows. I am also a cat. This will be the most amazing cat drama ever to see the light of day. 17 of the finest cats from kingdoms unknown will attend and rave about endless amounts of sardines. If any cat apposes , let it be known that the council of kitty cats shall raze them to the ground! Seven cats from seven kingdoms will descend upon the five kingdoms of middle meow to give counsel and eat plenty of fish on their journey. And from this day forth, let all the enemies of middle meow hear of the heroic deeds of meowicus the meow, the highest brown of cat order. -Jordan Matthewson, 2014.

[@darthycx]

Define: SSoHPKC

[@BetterGamer1]

he is going to need a couple million more subs for that to happen lol

[@BetterGamer1]

how would you know?

[@Tozatto934]

***** you know, that's a pretty good assumption

[@MisterNBG]

as.reddit.com/r/SSoHPKC/comments/1o3u8q/ssohpkc_meaning_revealed_with_proof/ You're welcome

[@Tozatto934]

LOL now let's just hope he doesn't shutdown his channel like he said he would if this ever happened :P

[@nicoleayo3390]

"its like a tropical storm" i fucking love you dan

[@suzichristine1161]

Happy Birthday, Seamus. :D

[@jamesdingus9424]

I thought the example for "youtube comments" will be jordan having a mental breakdown over all the negative comments...

[@derk723]

why wont Jordan ever change his hat?

[@mandezsiow6467]

Because the hat is what makes Jordan, Jordan.

[@derk723]

why was that so harsh?

[@NintendoLper13]

Wait who changes their hat? It's not a shirt or something like that. I have one hat and that's all I wear

[@pizcrybus]

NintendoLper13 i only wear socks nothing else kinda weird to only wear a hat

[@Adamcoo]

Black Sunshine I'm slightly scared of you.

[@Stroodler]

Define: "Calculated"

[@DragonCelt23]

Seamus, your hair at the end wound up looking like Gabriel's of Castlevania fame! You should be fanned all the time!

[@GamingPsycotic]

*Happy Birthday Seamus!*

[@Auroraustrealis]

Mmmmm look at that luscious hair... yes, excellent.

[@metallicmonk1012]

define smoke weed every day

[@prestonchapa7825]

Define: ssohpkc

[@denzeljordan9116]

no.

[@ciniboy98]

he will one he reached 8 million subscribers

[@feasterbunny3119]

It stand for sir Seamus of Halo. OG fans know

[@JadedK0819]

He'll probably be like "ssohpkc. 1.) an acronym. 2.) Something you will never find out."

[@MikeRKO316]

omg video just started and Im cracking up cuz his hair looks like a mad scientist lmao

[@danielxguitar]

If possible can you define Shenanigans? I use it all the time on my friends and they are always confused, though now I question myself if I'm even using it correctly.

[@TheRamprage5]

define: seamus's hairline

[@deedeelove1605]

I swear that you know me

[@TheRamprage5]

DeeDee Love huh?

[@deedeelove1605]

Thats a joke my friends and I share

[@THEaverageGAMER1100]

Define: Define

[@Safiabb7]

The pretzel part was so funny. Bravo Dan,bravo,

[@AquarialTV]

Commenting on Seamus's b-day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAMUS!!!

[@VladimirDT]

Am I the only one who 90% of the time doesnt see bad comments?

[@TheCode52]

Everything is pure to those whose hearts are pure. (or... you're extremely lucky)

[@PKblaze_Twitch]

Needs more Sarcasm.

[@JohnDanielTorrance]

And more Seamus.

[@MrMLGuel]

And go Seamus.

[@saintsolider3359]

JohnDanielTorrance aren't those things the same?

[@oposdeo]

Define a 360 no scope

[@dustydinger5762]

Man! I can't believe it's always raining when they get an outside shot of their mansion. The weather must suck in Nevada. :(

[@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod]

...When the video ended i heard a movie trailer play with animal sounds but i didnt see any video and i could still pause and play the audio...

[@Raiinow]

Define: Seamoose

[@terra965]

Define SSohpkc please

[@Bm4n002]

Define: Gay Tony

[@PureChaos20]

PLZ

[@jordancotnoir1198]

That was the best Sarcasm With Seamus Episode

[@Merchyy]

I will ask again, define: Sand Digger

[@CLVPTRVP]

***** you're*

[@AznFoxBoi]

***** He got rekt

[@Its_Sun1]

***** Actually, it's "You're"... You forgot your capitalization..

[@xGrrtt]

Är¢†ï¢ Jåmåï¢åñ "You," should not be capitalized in your sentence.

[@CLVPTRVP]

Är¢†ï¢ Jåmåï¢åñ I was correcting him, not starting a sentence. If I was going to write a sentence, I would capitalize.

[@Lixae]

Define Cya Later.

[@zachlee500]

define never get a haircut

[@quaswexexort_]

Define: "Senpai"

[@magnusravenriver]

You just gotta love seamus, hes so awesome

[@Scommander1945]

4:40 that oprah lurking in the shadows

[@MikeRKO316]

define "SSOHPKC"... hehehe

[@thedredmanable]

Define: Bad News Bear.

[@MrThirdMouse]

Dan did u try to impersonate Ben Kingsley's character in Thor? cause it seem like it, and u did a good job

[@BlaneDaze]

In 8:46, the conversation become quite suggestive if you only listen to the audio.

[@iDarby]

Define: ButtDanz

[@takanuinuva]

Define- Google+

[@iamafanofthecreatures516]

Define: KZbin's past

[@HexticScowd]

Seamus is the best creature and my favorite youtube define: sarcasm with Seamus

[@misfit1actualswag]

This series should have been called, "The Lifestyles of the Rich and Seamus."

[@PKblaze_Twitch]

Define to me, what a "Lyle" is?

[@SweetypieNinaXoxo]

Lyle is one of their friends most known by his "Hard hitting questions" and dark humour.He was on Creature Talk 100 and his youtube is LyleMcDouchbag

[@PKblaze_Twitch]

SoftballChick Hey, get outta here you. I want the almighty Seamus to define the to e what the mystical lyle is.

[@RockDatDubstep]

Define ''Cheese it'' PLIS

[@Tozatto934]

Define "dern sure"

[@TheRealGibbo]

Did anyone else realise, the story 'the cats meow', is 'misty mountains cold' from the hobbit? Hahah

[@cradiIy]

What's the name of the british thingy tune. I remember hearing it in the Jsutice LEague cartonn

[@Has645]

Define: Motherback

[@kieranlawlor6549]

Define target

[@TheFrayedRedMisery]

define Gardevoir

[@rich64000064]

a pokemon the people use for sex :I

[@HarvesterofGreed]

Rich Halley exactly what I've been telling my friend s

[@xSGRAINx]

its name means sir so people are jacking off to a dude lol

[@BrownDancer901]

Is the "Ballad of Meow" just a remix of "The Misty Mountain"? I just sang it in my head...