Ranking EVERY Ship in Helluva Boss

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Angel Dust X Husk By sinnawii
Blitz X Chaz By GabyLykes
Blitz X Robot Fizz By Katoka09320995
Blitz X Striker By Pandaleafs
Crim X Alessio By Erbz96
Moxie X Striker By 7690100_
Crim X Chaz By kremlin_art
Crim X Moxxie’s Mom By norrynator
Fizzie X Striker By Austrinee
Loona X Death By Meemsteria
Moxxie X Stella By Gattomultiversal
Loona X Millie By めな
LoonaxTexX Bee By Breedingburrow
Mayberry X Martha By AngieneKoblue92
Millie X Verosika By kkcQ20YK0dB5maK
Moxxie X Loona By zelionka
Moxxie X Stolas By TRICKSTA
Stolas X Andrelphaos By darkshiner8
Striker X Stella By CosmicStardust17
Verosika X Fizz By klaudiapasqui
Verosika X Striker By SINFUL_jam
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[@SarcasticChorus]

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[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your content 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

[@user-zb4dp4vr8l]

you are awesome man :)

[@yesicpwee8545]

14 hours ago moment

[@thelivingzombie8403]

i just realized that my wallpaper was a ship of srtiker and verosica. i literally thought it was just cool art

[@philipgood5041]

30:39 on the subject of Millie, there's a surprising amount of content where clearly the creators got struck by guilt and decided to have Millie be turned on by watching Moxxie sleep with over people whilst she watches as an excuse.

[@the_UF365]

I will say it once, and I'll say it again: Any ship where Stolas isn't paired with a man is cursed and shouldn't exist. The man is fruitier than a piña colada.

[@kuroneko9264]

"Certified Twink" indeed.....

[@Raynie_Enbie]

This is the realest thing

[@Artist_Moment]

Tbf. Im gonna play devil advocate on this one. But hear me out. Before season two came out Stella wasn't confirmed to be pure evil from the start. So imagine this. They in loveless arranged marriage, they neutral to each other before Stolas cheats ruining reputation of whole family. Stella angry at him and goes after him with assasins, they fight over cheating thing very often, but after long conflict they decide to stay together, Stella getting over her pettiness, and revoking assasins realising death of Stolas will have a huge impact in many aspects on the family and herself, Stolas staying with Stella because of Octavia. And overtime they develop feelings for each other under the same goal of getting this family not to fall apart. (But its assuming Stella isn't pure evil before season 2 which is already huge stretch. So yea. Not best idea)

[@R0S3S-fr4xt]

lol I died reading this

[@AJ_the_great1223]

Isn't it like confirmed that he's pansexual? Same as blitz? Like Stolas is comfortable in his own skin, ESPECIALLY his sexuality/sensuality... that doesn't mean he's attracted solely to men it just happens that the person he loves IS a man, the whole series fights those kinds of stereotypes. The whole thing about the hell-born is that anyone can fuck anyone. And usually they take full advantage. Like the vast majority of hell born are either pan or bi, both sexuality that are interested in all genders. They even show that in more traditional settings like cannibal city in hazbin.

[@phkun4435]

Striker and Stella is... Frighteningly good, actually. I don't think I ever shipped so hard a couple composed of two people I despise that much before.

[@xshimaeraxx_]

@@TheEldritchKnight1317 hatefucking. Plus I think it’d be more of a “I hate you, you hate me. Let’s fuck while telling each other how much we despise one another” kinda thing. So unhealthy and toxic all around, but well, if that’s your kinda thing- 👀

[@ettaetta439]

​@@TheEldritchKnight1317enemies to lovers fr

[@gokbay3057]

@@TheEldritchKnight1317 Yeah, that's the best part.

[@loppie_445]

@@TheEldritchKnight1317the best part IS that it makes them massive hypocrites, Striker hating royalty and Stella being Mad Stolas very publicly slept with an Imp.

[@plazy._.8094]

​@@TheEldritchKnight1317It's not that it's ooc, they're taking a character trait and using fandom to expand, unpack, and flip that trope on its head. It's ironic. It's not insta love, that WOULD be out of character. But people aren't always one note and stay the same forever. They can either get better or worse- in this case or depending on how you look at it, it's both. There are also tons of cases where people end up with the type of person they hate, examples are enemies to lovers and opposites attract. Are you being purposely obtuse? You have a really boring story if every character is just 3 character traits slapped in a trench coat that can't evolve or devolve. That's bad writing

[@Kikiwee]

My headcannon about Crimson and his wife is that Moxxie was a wedlock baby. Moxxie says he was born in Wrath but raised in Greed. Crimson had a fling in Wrath probably to have an heir. And Moxxie's mom probably hated him but tried to do what Stolas did and stuck around to try to give Moxxie a semi-normal life.

[@noobmasterruben5167]

Interesting theory

[@sophie_twain]

Hmm, I respect your opinion on this question but Moxxie has Crimson's wife's freckles

[@straawberryfieldsforever]

@@sophie_twain because they're both his biological parents, it's just that Crimson used his power to threaten that Wrath woman (Moxxie's mother) into marrying him because he needed a heir to his business and a wedlock baby is badly seen.

[@geekedhoopoe6371]

@@straawberryfieldsforever That could actually be true... if it's not what the writers intended it's fine, but DAMN that is an interesting theory.

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

Hopefully Stolas doesn't end up like her...

[@Dakota0-0]

Honestly, stolas x moxxie just made me think of how awesome the potential of their friendship could be! Nerdy kids who grew up with shitty dads and no friends. I thought of the scene where blitz ignores stolas talking about his interests (his books) and thought- “moxxie would listen. He would let stolas go on for hours.” Honestly, kid moxxie is the friend kid stolas needed in his life. ( and vise versa)

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

Interesting take

[@ingram4056]

It’s makes a lot of sense

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

*Chara tries to think of a counterargument... but can't as you have a great point that Moxxie would just sit down and listen to Stolas ramble on for hours about his books and interests. Then looks around for books he likes and does the same to Stolas. Telling him about his favourite books and interests. And before Moxxie's mom dies. She'd see how much fun Moxxie was having while spending time with Stolas and take him back for more playdates. Then Crim somewhat regretfully... does the same because Stolas is rich. He'd want a good favour with the rich guy and let his son keep spending time with him to get a good favour with Stolas' family. And because of how much Stolas enjoys Moxxies company. Paimon would probably pay Crimson a large amount of money because his son enjoys Moxxies company.*

[@helenanilsson5666]

Honestly, Stolas could really do with a friend or two in the present too, and both M&Ms would be a good friends for him. Moxxie with his Thespian soul, Millie with her soothing (?) aura of "I've got all my shit together but will still do murder at a moment's notice".

[@IcyDiamond]

It’s so incredible Fizzmodeus became the best ship in like 2 episodes Remember when we thought Moxxie and Millie were the peak of love in Hell?

[@rise.-mikey]

I was never in that train of thinking M+M were peak of love in Hell. Already felt in Ozzie episode that Ozzie and Fizz are healthy of a couple. The newest episodes are proof of that.

[@Floomie]

honestly unhappy campers ruined m&m for me

[@tailedgates9]

RIGHT!? the M&M's are near and dear to me, but my god Fizz and Asmodeus dethroned them instantly. XD The power of writing.

[@eazyplayz3510]

They’re the only straight couple with the most screentime. We don’t know ANYTHING about Tex and Bee.

[@tobsonasanya4765]

​@@Floomieruined?? My guy they still made up in that episode

[@LovingMadman]

Cant believe Sarcastic Chorus said "its shipping time" and then shipped all over hellova boss O.o

[@sleepdeprivedidoits]

Cease

[@falconeshield]

​​@@sleepdeprivedidoitsBrutus called, Julius is already dead

[@sleepdeprivedidoits]

@@falconeshield I just meant enough of the "I loved when he said it's _ time and then _ed all over the place

[@uraveragehypochondriac64]

"but in the end the real ship was the ships we made along the way. together we are helluva boss 😔"

[@darkye_]

What is the origin of this meme?

[@beanieboi6623]

The bliz x therapy got me WHEEZING

[@Kvromi_XD-Yt]

lmao ikr

[@pixelspider6454]

huskerdust being confirmed as a slowburn made me squee for the first time since middle school

[@hydrofalls8154]

It's so cool to watch it from the future perspective. Because that one song made every fan decompose.

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

From the moment we saw this video, we all said to ourselves: *”Yeah… Fizz x Ozzie will be S Tier.”*

[@TheMightyBlaziken-qc9jb]

yes sir

[@valentinkambushev4968]

You said it.

[@youyoutian-jr2bx]

I first thought of Millie and moxy

[@mainacc7624]

What is the ship name Because I've seen so many different versions Like fozzie Fizmodeus Ozzyrolli Fizzarozzie Etc

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

@@youyoutian-jr2bx I’m honestly not sure actually- I thought it was Fizzarozzie-

[@ronluccianoianni4321]

Striker's entire hatred for blue bloods once he sees Stella in a cowgirl outfit:📉📉📉💥

[@Nutter_Butter_]

🤨📸

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

I WANNA SEE THAT

[@UnClassyfied]

If vivziepop sees this, she's def gonna acknowledge it and make a reference.

[@spinelessdevil]

Striker not any better being from Alabama land

[@xiaoliuyu7481]

@@UnClassyfiedI hope so😭 That would mean Stolas doesn’t have to deal w/ her and Stella x Striker is not a bad ship tho

[@justindieterich1773]

In regards to Moxxie and the amount of ships he has, I direct you to this from the crackship king himself. Possum’s law: every character in HazbinHotel and HelluvaBoss will be shipped with Moxxie at least once, if they have not been shipped with him yet they will be at some point in the future.

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

Moxxie x Crimson should have a tier dedicated to them at the very bottom like, no, just no! Everything is wrong in this ship!

[@ingram4056]

It’s really interesting because Moxxie can have interesting dynamics with a lot of different characters I would honestly like to see Moxxie and Fizz Because they are similar.

[@bungerroyale5144]

The fact Martha and Mayberry officially got together in hell is fucken hilarious.

[@halomoon_]

*It’s obvious that Fizzarozzie will be the top ship in the entire ranking!^^*

[@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982]

They are so cute!😍💕

[@Aeloyof]

They are one of the most wholesome and adorable couple in helluva boss 🫶😭

[@eazyplayz3510]

I don’t agree. The M & M’s are precious. Like they’re both being put on the bench rn but they’re literally married and everything.

[@dragons_hook]

Ozorolli to me is better than Stolitz because it didn't involve anyone getting hurt. Stella put a hit out on Stolas because he slept with Blitz while they were married (probably because shes a maniac too) so that whole situation is F'd up. Especially for poor Octavia.

[@BestOfTsars]

I thought it was Ozzierolli

[@nobodyinparticular3982]

I never once considered Striker x Stella as even being a thing let alone a possibility before but Striker's beleaguered "Yes ma'am" with the context of a ship made me instantly see the hilarious potential

[@jubileebaby0]

😂

[@boxingcock2341]

Striker being effective for the job due to his position as an outsider and his skills, and Stella giving him the opportunity and means to eliminate something he hates... even if it won't end up as a ship it's a fairly interesting dynamic

[@carktheshark]

There’s an artist on Insta who ships them heavy, which is why I ended up liking them. They’ve got a lot of potential!

[@VampireNinjaBunnies]

They would kinda make a great mirror image of Stolas and Blitz. They would essentially be everything that both Stolas and Blitz are afraid their relationship is and having to actually see it played out in front of them could help them deal with their issues

[@spinelessdevil]

​@@VampireNinjaBunniescanon event

[@ifeeldead463]

For better navigation purposes: 4:45 - StrikeBlitz 6:42 - Blitz/Robo Fizz 9:07 - TexLoonaBee 10:17 - Cherubs 10:43 - BlizRosika 11:43 - StrikeMox 13:56 - Agent 1/Agent 2 14:50 - BlitzFizz 17:07 - BlitzLoona (I know, ick) 17:49 - BlitzMM 19:10 - MarBerry (ngl kinda funny) 20:11 - TexLoona 21:25 - AlessiCrim (best crackship) 22:55 - StolMox 23:58 - LoonaVia ( 🤢 ) 25:05 - MamMoney 25:34 - Blitz/Therapy (best ship) 25:58 - Loona/Reader 27:35 - PaiCash (toxic daddy ship) 28:32 - Stolas/Striker 29:47 - MoxLoona 32:07 - StrikeSika 33:34 - Striker/Stella 35:57 - BeeLoona 37:16 - VerosiBarb 38:20 - KnolastnameCest (haha I hate it) 39:15 - BlitzMox 41:34 - ChazMox 42:19 - VerosiMillie 43:11 - AndreStella (not SC calling them Targaryens lmao) 43:59 - AndreStolas 44:27 - TexRosika 44:57 - Crazy Fan/Fizz (ppl ship this???) 45:46 - TexBee 46:56 - FizzRosika 47:46 - StrikerMillie 48:49 - StolaStella (BRUH) 49:57 - Chaggie 50:17 - Loona/Party Husky 52:45 - RadioDust 53:45 - LoonaMillie 55:01 - StrikerCrim (ngl this would be funny af) 55:34 - Crim/Mrs Knolastname 56:21 - Fizzie (best ship) 57:07 - MammFizz 57:30 - M&Ms 58:14 - Blitz/Horses (don't look at me like that) 58:51 - Verosika's male backup dancers (Ace and Josh, I think?) 59:01 - ChazMillie 59:30 - ChazCrim 1:00:06 - Striker Selfcest 1:00:24 - StrikerFizz 1:01:04 - StellaMoxxie 1:01:36 - DeathLoona (like Puss in Boots Death. Ye, that Death) 1:02:34 - ChazBlitz 1:03:25 - MoxxieSharks 1:03:34 - LyleLoopty 1:04:11 - Verosika/Her Squad 1:04:31 - HuskerDust 1:05:14 - Stolitz

[@globbingbing]

replying to this so I can find it latr, many thanks o master of time

[@firefliesinthesky384]

thank you for doing gods work

[@updike8088]

Thx

[@indecisive2insomniac610]

Thank youuuuuu

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

"KnolastnameCest" Frankly, there are so many things wrong with this ship other than being incest

[@debraerts9171]

you nailed the husk and angeldust prediction and i love it.

[@NoGoodClownWhore]

I have to disagree that stolitz does the "childhood friends" aspect better than blitzfizz. Stolas and Blitz are absolutely NOT childhood friends. They knew each other for a few hours and Blitz had to be bought for that to even happen. Blitz and Fizz knew each other their whole lives.

[@ezamisamalei428]

THIS!

[@IanPendleton-gh6ox]

I think it should also be noted that Stolas remembered and treasured that one day they spent with each other for the rest of his life before Blitz showed up again, while Blitz as far as we know forgot all about that day and only showed up when he did because he needed to use Stolas for his business.

[@ilikecheeseandbeef7203]

Same

[@alyssabullock6421]

EXACTLY. And Blitz actually LOVED Fizz ever since his youth! He knew him for way longer and they both shared similar interests.

[@NoGoodClownWhore]

@alyssabullock6421 EXACTLY like fizz was the person blitz thought he was gonna be with FOREVER. And I am 100% certain blitz still has lingering feelings for him.

[@obara7366]

Surprised that there was no Stolas x Ozzy. I personally think they could be good friends with benefits pre Stolitz reunion.

[@kuroneko9264]

I thought that to, especially in 'Oops' where we see Ozzy and Stolas are together and Blitzo and Fizz are off doing their own thing. I know it would never work, who the hell wants to break up OzzieXFizz? But it highlights how they interact with each other. Frankly I would think Stolas would be a little bit too much of a nerd for Ozzies liking, but it would still be cute. I'm more interested in seeing how well Stolas and Fizz would get along, not in a pairing, but if they could become friends based off of how much they have in common with each other. Also......foursome, maybe.....? Blitzo would be down....maybe Ozzie to.

[@Shizaya4ever]

I know I was waiting for Stolas x Ozzy. Not that I ship it but it's an interesting crack ship

[@eosofspades_357]

NO YOURE SO REAL FOR THIS. ozzie calling him "birdie babe" in Oops and the way they balance each other out so well in that episode. they have the vibe of two people who got together really young and then broke up but stayed friends. (also the whole 'but i won't ship them bc of fizzmodeus/stolitz' is silly to me. multishipping is totally a thing and these two live in my head rent free)

[@kory_misun]

I like to think of Fizzy and Stolitz having pressure-free days of debauchery at home, all four of them just shooting the sh*t and strengthening bonds in their free time. 👏

[@p3chv0gel22]

Yes, yes, yes, BUT: I think having them as Bros to help each other is even better. They both have some issues in their relationship and i think ozzie helping stolas talk about his feelings and Stolas making ozzie trust fizz more to fight for himself could be an interesting dynamic

[@shadowhell8378]

I can imagine Bee and Tex having a tv and chill night and they were watching the Mammo's clown contest then seeing Ozzie confess on hell wide tv that he loves fizz causing Bee to buzz around in a frantic high about how much she loves that and Tex thinking his not get any sleep tonight.

[@DragonSkies-mh5ws]

Hahahaha, that actually sounds adorable. I can just imagine Tex's little chuckle followed by glancing at the clock and wincing.

[@verda3665]

50:10 "I've already done more with less" a true shipper

[@ultima1594]

Now that you said it I 100% head canon that Millie was the babysitter Blitz hired for Loona and that’s how she met Moxxie😂

[@kuroneko9264]

That would be the perfect opening for Moxxie and Millie to meet in the show, I hope we get a flashback to when that happened at some point, even if its brief. We don't know how Millie got into IMP and having her be a babysitter to a rather pissed off, almost adult Loona would be hilarious.

[@willfanofmanyii3751]

@@kuroneko9264 Even more funny if she goes into it thinking Loona's some unhinged child.

[@p3chv0gel22]

Would also explain why Loona Always seems to dislike Millie, when she still sees her presence as an attempt of Blitzos overly controlling fathership

[@liblib620]

Is that... is that a MyStreet pfp?

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

There will probably never be a better ship in hell then Fizz and Ozzie. But I will be pleasantly surprised if they did but that's a very high bar to cross.

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

That bar is miles high 😂

[@crafto6881]

Stolitz is the only possible candidate

[@sarabsd.]

They’re kinda cringe idk

[@Kadukunahaluu]

Than

[@Kadukunahaluu]

I'm sorry

[@sethevermans]

The fact they actually hooked up in the show is awesome

[@DuskShadow235]

20:00 - the fact that these two literally hooked up in the latest episode LMAO

[@GhostlyReader]

The longer the video goes on, the more I realize Sarcastic loves his semi-tragedy and angst ships without crossing any major lines. And you know what, that's fine. Not my thing because I like the sappier basic stuff, but that's me. That said the fact that people actually think he ships Luna/Octavia is hilarious in how off the mark it is.

[@milkywaycafe.]

I can see why the internet did it. Two goth girls. Thats it

[@nicoleflores2054]

​@@milkywaycafe.yet they ignored that they're technically would be the stepsisters on the main ship of the show lol (Stolitz)

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

@@nicoleflores2054 That's part of the reason. There is a massive trend right now in step-shipping. As someone who had three blended situations in my family, it grosses me out; but it is everywhere right now. If they were actual step-sisters officially that lived in the same house, that ship would be on fire with how much people talked about it.

[@nicoleflores2054]

@@DogFlamingoXIII gross but unfortunately, you're right, that shit happened with Encanto.

[@starsiadraws]

​@@nicoleflores2054It's also an adult with a minor, so... bad bad bad.

[@Nimblescape]

Tex and Luna have a super cute sibling vibe. He's the experienced, wiser older brother, show his little sister how to socialize while keeping her safe too.

[@Nimblescape]

@@Eviscerater and? she JUST met him. It’s not really uncommon for ppl to have a crush, only for the crush to slowly subside as a natural, more familial relationship takes place

[@Eviscerater]

@@Nimblescape jeez, no need to be so harsh.

[@Nimblescape]

@@Eviscerater that wasn’t meant to be harsh. My bad.

[@falconeshield]

It's just puppy love

[@ronnybrown79]

@@Nimblescapeyeah, I could kinda see this happening. Since Tex is already taken. But yeah idk, these two seem cute. Definitely a much healthier ship than the other horrendous ships in the show.

[@AlexWendlingwolfgirl]

ngl striker and stella is just a classic enemies to friends to lovers trope, and id be here for it.

[@Luci-morningstar--]

19:18 well well well. How the turns have tabled

[@tailedgates9]

Maaaaan, StellaxStriker is my dream, XD The idea of it starting off as business, only for Stella to actually grow to like him, only for Striker to turn her down on the count of him not feeling the same. It'd be a nice cruel twist of irony and karma to not only having Stella be a hypocrite, but for her to finally see why her husband felt the way he did for Blitzo. She'll finally see what all the fuss is about with imps and it'd be a nice character arc for her. As it stands now, she's just a bitch. Lol

[@falconeshield]

Too repetitive

[@IanPendleton-gh6ox]

Honestly, I like the idea. It'd give her a real character arc and show that even she can grow as a person. She'll almost certainly remain a villain, but she'd at least be a villain with some depth.

[@the-annoyinator]

1. Repetitive 2. Goes against the basic character personalities viv wrote into a corner 3. Bold to assume the reoccurring villains in helluva boss with appear again 🤣

[@egg_bun_]

​@@IanPendleton-gh6oxright? It'll still keep her a bad person, but at least there is something else there.

[@kingj9664]

​@@the-annoyinator Do you all just have to look for the band and everything who cares if it's repetitive even repetitive stuff can still work

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

I like how you didn’t just go “they never meet cringe 😡!”, you actually put yourself in a au like mindset. This is a really fun video Lowkey

[@genericname2747]

You know. I think Ozzie and Alastor would be friends. They're both showmen, and Ozzie respects consent. He wouldn't flirt with an asexual.

[@andrewmathewson341]

10:08 The thing is, we've seen that Bee is also really great at reading the room/trying to help. So it wouldn't be just "porn plots" but also impromptu therapy/exploring her backstory some more.

[@DarkMasterofCupcakes]

Not gonna lie, as someone who is both asexual and identifies as polyamorous, it did kind of bother me that the ship was dismissed as just existing for "porn plots", when I think most people I've seen who actually ship it do so because they like to imagine stuff like this. Though can't deny them being hot together is a factor as well, but it's not the only or even the main reason why a lot of people enjoy these three together.

[@TaliEpshtein]

Therapist: Beardless SC doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Beardless SC:

[@Petrichor_55]

NO BECAUSE I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HIM

[@SarcasticChorus]

Thanks for the vote of confidence. RIP

[@Petrichor_55]

@SarcasticChorus You look fantastic don't you worry :) we were all just surprised it was a very sudden change

[@beniciobrenes2018]

@@SarcasticChorus hello not trying to be rude here but I just want your opinion on this one because I saw you left it off your video Again, not trying to be rude and you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to Still, what is your opinion on? Velvet (hazbeen hotel) x Robo fizz

[@Le_Confuzzlement]

He had a beard?

[@blackbloom8552]

Gotta say, i was pretty happy to see a couple of what id call "single ships" where you just discuss the character not getting into a relationship and being happy on their own. Sure a lot of them were joke ships like Mammon X money, blitz X therapy and Striker X himself, but the general vibe was still there.

[@Wingspan45]

I’m really appreciative that you included like, ALL the ships. Not even just the mains but like everything. I can’t imagine how long it took to make this! Very good video.

[@greatthenate5296]

I rewatched Puss in Boots 2 the day this released, I was not expecting death himself to be added in especially as the only character not from Helluva Boss

[@ronnybrown79]

As soon as I saw deaths appearance when this movie came out, I knew the ships were gonna be wilding💀

[@TheCommenterDragon]

Honestly, The ship that people started between just Loona and Beelzebub is not one of my top favorites. But it's one that I minorly support, In fact part of me is still hoping that we see more interactions between those two in future seasons of the show because I could totally picture Loona and Bee developing a possible genuine friendship over the course of the series.

[@gregvs.theworld451]

Lowkey Loona kind of has some powerful friends now. If something happened to Blitzo and Loona had to pull out all the stops, her, Octavia, and Bee alone would kick major ass, and that's not even including if the M&Ms are brought along too.

[@isenokami7810]

Fully agree. As for the ship, not something I ship personally, but I’ve seen some real good art of it. Mainly because of some, uh, added factors…

[@everlycd602]

Say it louder for the people in the back! FRIENDS DONT HAVE TO BE LOVERS! THEY COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS!

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

@@restfulori212 All aboard the S.S Friendship. (Battle Block Theater reference.)

[@darkserpentcat3309]

As I mentioned in a main posting. I actually would post B/Tex/Loona but that is mainly because I like all of what I have seen of the relationships so far and don’t want to see any break ups. That said, it would be a side pairing for me and I actually am interested in just seeing Loona and B becoming friends with Loona eventually finding someone herself. I will also admit that I think part of the reason I like this pairing is because while there are a lot of self inserts with Loona (which is not my cup of tea) there are very few cannon characters that had potential chemistry at the moment. Sure Octavia has potential, but it feels more sisterly/friends to me. Plus Octavia is 17 I do think that we won’t get any of those pairings though and they will just end up friends, and I am fine with that.

[@nathanblackburn1193]

Two things: 1. For Stella X Striker I could easily see a fanfic where Striker initially plans to seduce and assassinate Stella but ends up legitimately falling for her 2. For Stolas X Moxie I feel like we're almost overdue for Stolas interacting with Moxie and Millie proper as not only are Moxie and Millie in a happy loving relationship, something Stolas has never experienced before and he could probably get relationship advice from them, but also because Moxie's more refined tastes could result in him and Stolas becoming friends, like there's some real untapped potential here

[@ingram4056]

Yep

[@brigade7678]

too true!! I feel like it would go a long way to see Stolas actually talk to other Imps as real people and not just as... "the help". It would sure help distance us from the idea that Blitzø is just an exception to the rule that Imps are "lesser-than the royals"! Millie & Moxie being great individuals & great couple goals for him too truly connect with. Plus, by god, if Stolas wants to get in good with Blitzø it would NOT hurt for him to get familiar with the closest people that Blitzø could call "family" 😏 ~

[@ingram4056]

@@brigade7678 maybe we wouldn't know until we see it happen.

[@brigade7678]

@ingram4056 true! Funnest part of being a fan- 🥲 you can gather all the "evidence" to theorize & still be dead wrong lmao

[@ingram4056]

@@brigade7678 yep

[@scrublord5760]

Martha/mayberry being confirmed in the recent ep is so funny

[@koro.the.dragon]

HE DID IT, HE PREDICTED HUSKERDUST

[@firefliesinthesky384]

this video just proves how helluva boss fans will see two characters who either hate each other or have never interacted and just go “yep. true love right there.”

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

Not just them, but it is something that is frustrating when people seriously ship half these combinations because of how disrespectful it is to the characters.

[@firefliesinthesky384]

there are people who ship striker and chaz. like yeah, let’s ship the guy who’s only character trait is having sex with the guy who hates it when people are sexual with him

[@valentinkambushev4968]

@@firefliesinthesky384 may I remind you who had a statue with a 🦴er? Still don't support this ship, though.

[@rabnerd28]

That's every fandom my guy

[@firefliesinthesky384]

@@valentinkambushev4968 the statue was more of an ego thing (personally i think it’d be funny if it turns out that the statue was actually a gift from someone else all along)

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

The fact this is will be one hour of ranking ships of Helluva Boss baffles me-

[@valentinkambushev4968]

Imagine if he makes an Avatar video like this. It would probably be 2+ hours long.

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

@@valentinkambushev4968 That and MLP ships would definitely be 2 hours.

[@valentinkambushev4968]

@@cookies_and_kitties6586 too bad he hasn't watched it.

[@Rey_Palpatine]

Everyone gets shipped with everyone so 1 hour is reasonable. Like, just Moxxie by himself has so many ships, even with characters he never interacted with

[@jellyfishlamp3611]

Im surprised you didnt mention Alastor x Charlie and Vaggie x Angel Dust. While i dont ship them, i vividly remember the early days of the fandom when they were up there. Never bothered to check and see if they're still a thing, but i know for sure they were.

[@noadanger2790]

Vaggie x angel dust is crazy

[@Burned_To_Ash]

@@noadanger2790 i mean yeah with the current knowledge of their sexualities it is wild as hell but also in the early making of the pilot, before it came out, they were supposed to be a couple (which is WILD to me) but yeah, shipping them now is absolutely bonkers

[@emperorwai]

New canon ship dropped today: Martha and Mayberry, which is, either, the simplest or the most complex of the side character ships, depending on how much they pillow talk.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Millie X Striker: I really wanna see what people would write for that fanfic. Fanfic Writers: Challenge Accepted.

[@peculiarityenjoyer2053]

OctaviaxLoona is like a time bomb in which you can only hope for Octavia to not become 18, or hope for that to happen if you are a fan of the ship.

[@popteamepicbest539]

Yeah I’m just praying she doesn’t turn 18 or else the possibility exists for it to happen and you know some fans are going to be even crazier about it

[@DangerNoodl3]

​​​​@@popteamepicbest539But if she would turn 18 than why it is such a problem for some people to ship them? The age difference is not that high and they are both adults. This ship is still 1000000 times better than octavia x stolas. About the thing with their dads, i think it isn't that bad since they both aren't related, even tho it would still be weird.

[@Ezra_Dragon_]

@@DangerNoodl3 i just feel like step sibilings shouldn't date period it gets messy real quick

[@DangerNoodl3]

​@@Ezra_Dragon_ Personally i dont get really weirded out by it, because as a kid i watched a series which was literally about two step siblings falling in love and everyone was okay with it...

[@Ezra_Dragon_]

@@DangerNoodl3 ToT i have too because i love anime and I get blindsided but i personally just think that's a can of worms you shouldn't open

[@Toadstool2236]

19:16 the fact that it’s canon now is crazy 😭 (in the apology tour episode)

[@GlitterWolves_]

"blitz x therapy" ahh yes... "deku x hospital bed"

[@kailyangel]

Striker x Stella is an amazing ship I didn't know existed!

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Fizzmodeus has been my favorite ship ever since I joined the fandom when we only had “Ozzie’s” to go off of and I’m so happy that they’re as sweet, wholesome, adorable, and healthy as I believed they were.🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

[@shrimptube450]

Omg same I fucking knew they had more going on and even if they didn't which they did I figured it could've also been two homosexual aros getting it on

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

19:15 CRACK SHIP CONFIRMED LET'S GOOOOO

[@val_nvm]

I'm surprised that more of the Barbie Wire ships weren't on this list (Barbie x Stella especially) but then i realised how long the video already was and was like "yeah that's fair"

[@triangularsphere]

Putting charlie x vaggie low for the fact it seemed like managing and immediately going on to put fizz and Ozzie on the top is legitimately wild

[@river9603]

LITERALLY

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

Facts!

[@zacnieprawisz9171]

tbh Charlie sees Vaggie being pushed around by Alastor and still happily dances with him - Charlie is a pretty shitty girlfriend, and both her and Vaggie have more chemistry with Alastor than they do with each other 😅 I am talking about trailer only, the show has fixed that a little bit

[@bluellama2348]

THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER

[@sailormoonnerd_]

i genuinly dislike Charlie x Vaggie. charlie does nothing but bulldoze over Vaggie most of the time, and doesn't listen. Vaggie lied for years. their communication is completely shit.

[@ShatoraDragondore]

As an Asexual Alastair x Angel Dust when done with just a Cozy Slice of Life vibe where Angle doesn't have to be "ON" all the time and can be more then a sex worker. I can see them sharing and blending family recipes and just being cozy we dont have to play our roles with each other.

[@jewels3400]

Actually tho, Eldritch horror having a comfort journey with a disturbed popstar is kinda awesome. I do like the idea of removing the sex part and just creating some stability. Even if it's just a temporary thing.

[@plazy._.8094]

​​@@jewels3400I mean who says deep down Angel is tired for being used just for sex- the Eldritch horror being his break in the day, the soft reckless fun without expectations. He goes off and does a porn video, comes home and cooks a home meal with the stay at home hubby (I feel like if he works in his hotel radio that's technically from home!) I feel like Al is just stable enough to give Angel structure to get clean, but spontaneous and crazy enough to still classily wreck shit and keep things wild for our popstar lmao

[@jewels3400]

​@@plazy._.8094it would be SO fun!

[@urgae9125]

They could have a queer platonic relationship tbh

[@plazy._.8094]

@@urgae9125 Yuh but who says it can't be romantic? I'm honestly sick and tired of every person on the internet making every asexual character default aroace or every asexual being an antisocial recluse with no interest in love. It's really stupid and it's not the good representation everyone thinks it is- like just because you don't like sex doesn't mean you can't feel love? I find it interesting that most of these "based takes" are coming from straight allies or sex-positive queer people who equate sex = love. love = sex. I only know of one canon asexual character that isn't aroace, and that's honestly despicable. Sure, let's spread the notion that asexual people can't love, great idea. Not directed specifically at you, I'm just tired of the "representation" and the asexual biases. Every canon asexual character (even the one I mentioned minus the romantic part) is the same cookie cutter Type A personality that are all apparently sex-repulsed- like asexuality is so cut and dry and isn't a spectrum- no it's just a switch you turn off or on and you either like sex or don't! Yep! That's human sexuality alright!

[@wolfe_864]

19:16 this aged perfectly 💀

[@sethevermans]

Ik right

[@The_Necrotized]

The fact that Martha x Mayberry became cannon is wild.. Love wins ig

[@isenokami7810]

Blitz X M&Ms could work as him actually disrupting their perfect relationship, amplifying his issues instead of sidestepping them as getting even that close to the love he wants makes him implode. That said, this is just the writer in me working through a concept I think has potential; the ship itself is not my thing.

[@GlitchyGem]

Personally I myself don't ship 1 and 2, but I do like to think that those two are roommates at least. Bestfriends? That I can see.

[@Paulene_hargrove]

It's giving lesbian and gay best friends

[@jamesswearengin5182]

19:18 yup that crack ship is now canon and im all for it 8/10

[@FallenApprentice]

you forgot the two male succubi that work for Verosika, (believe their names are Ace and Josh?). They were seen at Ozzys together in many scenes and have been a fairly common ship by the fandom since. Not much to work with though but many ships in the video had less😂 Great Video! Love how odd this fandom gets with romantic pairings, never fails to amaze me

[@artikulv731]

Pretty sure they were in there, actually

[@phoebe2675]

They were mentioned! It’s a very short segment, but the timestamp is 58:51 (at least I think thats the pair you’re talking about)

[@valentinkambushev4968]

In my opinion, Fizz and Ozzie. A healthy royal x imp relationship (unlike a certain ship) and one of the partners isn't an accessory to the other (looking at you, M&Ms!)

[@Mediados]

I never understood why people have a problem with Millie. She is the only one without trauma, and somehow that makes her a bad character? She has always been shown as an equal, there just isn't that much background story in comparison to a Mafia Godfather.

[@cookies_and_kitties6586]

@@Mediados I think it’s more on the character depth. We don’t know much about her besides that fact she lives on a farm, is a murder-machine, and cherishes Moxxie more than anything. A character can still be a good one without trauma, but there’s still the need to explore them and see what makes them, them.

[@ifeeldead463]

​@@Mediados the problem is how the show treats her. As cookies said, we dont know much about her and if she does have an opportunity to shine, Moxxie always has to be involved somehow or worse steal the spotlight. Case in point: Harvest Moon, where we're taken to see Millie's home and meet her family and yet the episode is centered around Moxxie for some reason instead of her. Like we get it, Moxxie is more insecure than a guy who unironically calls himself an alpha male, what else is new?

[@kneelessnightcat9164]

@@Mediados It's more of a problem with the writer not really caring about her more than anything.

[@lexyruse603]

​@@kneelessnightcat9164Vivzie actually said Mille became her favorite character. She's also said she does have trouble writing characters that don't have trauma which explains why the show is filled with a bunch of people who need therapy lol

[@cassandraspoelhof3752]

Moxxie and Millie are my favorite but Fizz and Ozzie are an extremely close second after the most recent episode.

[@muttnerd7400]

Agreed.

[@cassandraspoelhof3752]

My top 3 Ships in Helluva Boss 1. StolasxBlitz 2. FizzxOzzie 3. MoxxiexMillie

[@unnecessarily_formal_guy]

So glad someone else adores Moxxie & Millie so much, I've seen a surprising amount of hate towards them

[@Ryan-lx6gy]

Why does he give me a "I dont want any of them to be happy" vibe-

[@youfoundruby]

Who’s watching after Martha x Mayberry became canon?

[@lulu7.765]

Alessio actually talked one time, he said "Crimson wants you to stay in separate rooms"

[@avena7506]

Alastor bounces off so many characters in great ways that making any sort of ship with him just feels like I'd take away from his character.

[@stryke-jn3kv]

19:09 for those also coming here after the most recent one taking a 7/10 to canon confirmed

[@MaddieTaft]

I feel like we NEED a drama show with Barbie,Bee,Stella and Verosika like come on that would slap

[@Tiny.pixie1]

Girl boss spin off series fr .. fandom needs this to happen 🤩

[@Rey_Palpatine]

M&M are that perfect malewife/girlboss dynamic, they adore each other and kill together and she pegs him and it's literal relationship goals. Blitzø/Moxxie/Millie throuple is fun too. Honestly, there need to be more Millie ships. Seriously, the guys get art and fics shipping them with literally everyone while Millie kind of gets pushed to the background (we need more of her in the show itself too!) I started shipping Striker/Stella sort of as a joke, but it kind of stopped being ironic after Western Energy. It's a similar situation with Crimson/Alessio. 😭 Recently, I fell into the Blitzø/Fizz ship even though they'll most likely just be BFFs in the actual show itself. The "what if Blitzø had actually confessed his love to Fizz when they were young" is just really appealing to me, ok?

[@justanotherperson3337]

omg I agree with everything you said :D

[@PurrincessRainbow]

so true

[@Rey_Palpatine]

@@millies.left.eyelashess Aight buddy, what ships do you like, then?

[@Rey_Palpatine]

@@millies.left.eyelashess "lil bro" 💀

[@brycehitchcock9207]

Absolutely agree with the stance you take on loona. She has waaaaay more character potential as a friend or daughter rather than a romantic partner. I will forever and always say we need an episode of Blitzo seeing Stolas rebuilding the relationship he has with his daughter and swallow his pride to ask for advice as a father for loona.

[@helenanilsson5666]

Unfortunately I'm not sure if Stolas could be much help there. Being a dad to a teenager you've taken care of their entire life is not the same as being a dad to a legally adult woman you first met five years ago. Like, I'm sure Stolas could be a good calming influence if he and Blitz actually get their shit together, but he can't actually tell Blitz how to be a parent to Loona. Stolas doesn't know what it's like to have an adult child and he doesn't know Loona as a person.

[@arianae7239]

I INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF THIS WHEN MARTHA AND MRS MAYBERRY ACTUALLY GOT REVEALED

[@Rman94]

Well the Goetia family(Stella, Andrealphus, and maybe Paimon too) probably already have a fiancé/husband-to-be picked out for Octavia once she's of age to marry, which might be the plot of a future season's episode. As for Loona I agree, for the time being she just needs more friends outside of work. I do have a theory about who Loona might get into a potential relationship with but I'll wait on sharing it till we see the rest of season 2 and see some details on season 3.

[@deathdefying1472]

As Anakin said, “This is where the fun begins”

[@ShiranuiAmaterasu]

Seeing basically every ship get roasted made me wheeze, it was just hilarious.

[@tickvoid9946]

I can see that A.U. with Striker and Millie. But Millie falling for Moxxie still.

[@thearcticfox1035]

Who’s here after Mayberry x Martha became officially canon?

[@dudewhatthewhat8983]

I love it when a crack ship is just “person x thing” it is always the funniest and dumbest things. And saying you ship it, is amazing. My personal favourite is from the heroes of Olympus series, and it’s “Jason x brik.” But blitz x therapy is good too.

[@Queerqueen1234]

About Millie’s sexuality I’m pretty sure she was confirmed bisexual

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

I've never seen anything official about her sexuality, I personally like to see her as hetero

[@ElizabethGeis]

@@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh I'm pretty sure it was confirmed by Vivsie that both her an Moxxie are bisexual

[@MoxxieKnolastname-hr8sh]

@@ElizabethGeis I know Moxxie is but I've never seen anything about Millie

[@Queerqueen1234]

Well she did wonder what sex with verosika was like, and verosika is a woman

[@Thatgremlinunderyourbed]

“Verosika is perfect, so this will always be for me” SAME

[@kiki_adoptme11]

Oooh watching 19:13 after apology your makes EVERYTHING BETTER

[@I-really-love-Bread]

The fact that this video is a whole hour long JUST SHOWS how many ships there are in this fandom-

[@harmoithehaloinkdemon5701]

I'm not a big shipper especially of helluva boss but StrikerxStella is one I was on board with immediately

[@planetriftenproduction2939]

Title: "Ranking EVERY Ship in Helluva Boss" *casually inserts Hazbin Hotel ships*

[@Lee-on_paws]

The fact that martha x mayberry are canon now 😂❤

[@wordsmith6154]

I've seen some art for Verosika X Wally Wackford. I'd love to know what's behind that and how many people actually ship them.

[@Rey_Palpatine]

Omg, I've seen fics and art of that one. I have no idea how it started but I respect tf out of the people who made it a thing

[@wordsmith6154]

@Rey_Palpatine Same. Honestly, I saw a comic once for it and it seems so wholesome.

[@kuroneko9264]

I think the only interaction they had was at Ozzies? When she was at the bar getting a drink and shoved him away. If I'm not mistaken he seemed a bit smitten with her and for her to not even notice because the spotlight was on her. Would be a strange, but cute thing if he really does have a crush.

[@snowglobe4784]

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the ship (still like it though) but I was real surprised at it not being mentioned

[@Miles_Phantasmagoria]

I’m more interested in seeing fans make it work than the creators, tbh

[@nemtudom5074]

God damn, i never realized until now how much Death would fit in Hazbin Now i want it to happen!

[@ericdesmond3599]

This was a surprisingly well spent hour and enjoyed every second of it! It would fun if you did something similar for murder drones as people are really into "their" ships.

[@mysticalkeyblade759]

Personally I don’t like abusive ships. It’s not my thing and honestly I just love seeing healthy cute affectionate ships in fiction. Fizz x Ozzie is my favorite MLM ship in animation because they communicate, are openly affectionate and Ozzie put his reputation on the line to admit to everyone he loves Fizz

[@alora.faye_cos]

Cant get over the fact u didnt have Chaz x Striker in there that shit's fucking golden it's pure comedy seriously dude u should look it up lmao

[@kuroneko9264]

I never considered those two....Chaz would drive him up the fucking wall. Or would be killed immediately after hitting on Striker one too many times. The fanfictions gotta be lit.

[@alora.faye_cos]

@kuroneko9264 sry for the late reply >< i didn't either but i stumbled over some fanart one day and honestly i'm hooked lol it's literally hatefcking with the added benefit of getting to see chaz annoying the crap out of striker and him being one bad move away from offing that dumbass lmao but it must be me liking the annoying/grumpy ships in general a little too much lolol

[@kuroneko9264]

@@alora.faye_cos I absolutely get it. Kinda like the same vibes from a good StrikerxStolas crack ship. I just love the fact that Stolas was spitting insults left and right at him and taking none of his shit all throughout Western Energy. I love rivalmances, so that explains a lot.

[@Bean-boi]

19:11 Listen to bro. He might actually be onto something.

[@cooperlynn5329]

They canonized Martha and Mrs. Mayberry in apology tour. …Of all the ships to canonize, they chose this one..? I’m not mad, just… surprised.

[@ninjasonic2270]

You forgot about ChazzStriker. A surprisingly really emotional ship. That is actually kind of the best striker ship by sheer potential of both before and after Chazz death

[@benzelwasington4059]

Really Thats a ship ? Striker would off the guy himself Just after 2 minutes of the first meeting

[@firefliesinthesky384]

that’s a terrible ship

[@moaharbor]

The banter would be extremely funny

[@jaspersbutler2784]

Had no Idea who Alessio is, searched him up and now he is my new obsession 💀

[@poualien3817]

"No show has more ships than Helluva boss" My hero acadamia: Hold my beer

[@megameowzzz]

When he said "Mamon x Money" and "Blitzo x therapy" I knew he meant everything 💀I lost it lol

[@wirdest1210]

14:52 YES IT DOES, they are unironically my favorite "this won't ever happen" ship. And I don't need them to, but boy am I eating up the what ifs fanfictions. They're lovers that COULD HAVE BEEN, but life wasn't kind and that leaves you with the bittersweet feeling of everything that didn't happen. I fully believe that in another story, one where Stolas and Asmodeus aren't the obvious choice, they'd be the best and healthiest option for each other.

[@brigade7678]

even if it didn't go into romance I would LOVE to see Blitzø talk to Fizz about the letter and how scared he was to give it to Fizz and be rejected or even lose their friendship that day etc- opening up all that raw pain and confusion of his teen years to his best friend who can love and help a bit to support him now as he grows/changes?!? I would kill to see something even CLOSE to that explored now that we saw being supportive of Fizz claiming his freedom from Mammon finally after all those many years, and even as teens Blitz was trying to talk him out of it before everything went insane so it felt really cool to have Blitz get to see that happen, see his friend/first crush blossom

[@Legionfox1]

For any ship with Moxxie, just set it in an AU where Moxxie is single and figure everything out from there. It's what I do. On a totally unrelated note, I'm surprised you didn't include Moxxie x Verosika.

[@ingram4056]

It’s an interesting ship and could potentially work and I would love to see Moxxie and tex be friends

[@user-hd7mk8lw7t]

I am rewatching this and I love Mrs Mayberry X Martha became canon

[@KostasTheDark]

*Ah, finally, the crack ship: Martha and Ms Mayberry* Mmm that aged like fine milk