Sardonicast 27: Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy

[@IHE]

War is coming. Next episode is going to be a fight to the death, I can feel it. Don't worry though people, I will do the Madagascar Trilogy proud...

[@markmccarthy5356]

Disliking the Madagascar trilogy should be a war crime

[@larrycockslock2677]

Hey

[@imaginaryfanboy]

Do the gamers justice, mister mars bars man

[@lizc5835]

Please make us proud Alex

[@hamzakarim933]

@@markmccarthy5356 it already is

[@BlackSalamander439]

Man Ralph is so committed to the podcast, he somehow managed to record the episode from his submarine in Mariana Trench.

[@maschaorsomething]

For the second time.

[@Dethmaster64]

Ralph Sepe 1 James Cameron 0

[@pokcow01]

@@Dethmaster64 His name is Ralph Sepe, the bravest pioneer. No Budget too steep, no sea too deep. Who's that? It's him! It's Ralph Sepe!

[@jonashallstrom2212]

DLilly åp

[@sparkyy2890]

😂😂😂😂

[@24FramesOfNick]

Ralph’s recording from the toilet

[@heidarbjarkason8064]

love your vids my man

[@worrywirt]

_Where he belongs_

[@elcaminoh5603]

again

[@TommyB1905]

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

[@meWASHER]

Sometimes you gotta take a 2+ hour shit while you’ve got important business going on. Who hasn’t been there?

[@Lumo95]

You can tell Ralph really cares about this podcast, he'll even record an episode when he is stuck down a well.

[@TheCheesybeef]

Bane tossed him into the pit and he must find a way out

[@Descro382]

It's going to record again or it gets the hose again

[@shredrex1456]

Ah yes, Ralph recorded in a cave again. Another bold creative direction from him.

[@Anon24052]

ShredderRex Nice profile pic bro

[@christianfilmssstm8933]

T̶o̶n̶y̶ ̶S̶t̶a̶r̶k̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶l̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶a̶v̶e̶!̶ ̶W̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶a̶p̶s̶! Ralph Sepe Jr. was able to record Sardonicast in a cave! With a box of scraps!

[@bauhaus1961]

That's honestly just pretentious.

[@alex255may]

It helps if you imagine Ralph recording underwater with Aquaman

[@LegoMelonz15]

He became what he sought to destroy

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

they like to get wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nopewave]

Alex Salazar I want somebody to place an audio track of Jason Mamoa laughing every once in a while to add to the immersion

[@nowhereman6019]

That's Epic.

[@arptotem4372]

Alex Salazar i picture him in a fish tank

[@mitchell570]

Ralphthemoviemaker be like: ᴴⁱ ᴵ’ᵐ ᴿ ᴬ ᴸ ᴾ ᴴ

[@butteredpopcornjellybean7583]

fromyoutubedotcomslashralphthemoviemaker

[@FoofDeckman]

hahahahah I sure do love ralphthemoviemaker, from kzbin.info

[@jacobcomiskey9597]

"....okay"

[@TheThirdPew]

Thank you Ralph for recognizing the greatness of Spiderman 2 and defending it

[@imaginaryfanboy]

yo your content is hella dope my dude. keep it up

[@ILiveinaShed]

Everyone says it’s the best already

[@jordendarrett1725]

Naw he's pretty biased to it tbh. Sprider-Man 2 is not as great as many make it out to be

[@deleted3883]

@@jordendarrett1725 True. I also don't like it because others like it without recognizing why it's seen as great while failing to provide any constructive reason as to why i don't think it's that great.

[@madcapmakov2]

@@jordendarrett1725 No, it's an example of taking a sequel product and making it surpass the original. It's great blockbuster filmmaking and remains a testament to superhero films.

[@luketuke02]

Timestamps for mobile users: 00:27 - Intro 06:00 - The Amazing Spider-Man 14:20 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 42:04 - Spider-Man 1:03:50 - Spider-Man 2 1:29:30 - Spider-Man 3 2:01:14 - Q&A Alex’s Recommendation for next episode is... Madagascar 2

[@ihatecorpsehusband7147]

Thornks

[@corduroykumquat]

Real MVP!

[@kenzikapture3729]

*_8/27/20 OPINION CHANGED & ONLY LIVE-ACTION_* The Dark Knight/Spider-Man ^ Batman Begins/The Amazing Spider-Man ^ Batman 89/Spider-Man 3 ^ Batman 66/The Amazing Spider-Man 2 ^ The Dark Knight Rises/Spider-Man 2

[@HOTD108_]

@@kenzikapture3729 What are you even trying to say?

[@kenzikapture3729]

@@HOTD108_ im ranking the batman/spiderman movies, at the top is the best while at the bottom is my least favorite...

[@bgpm01]

Ralph loved Aquaman so much he decided to record this week's podcast in Atlantis.

[@spaghettimaster5074]

2 years late but gold

[@yellowtoad3216]

Ralph sounds like he’s a robot in the room with me, when he first talked I jumped because I thought the robot overlords took over.

[@jackcartwright8576]

Yeah I had to come check in the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one hearing things had to lock my doors

[@CosyBee]

It sounds like Elon Musk shot him into space

[@Tacom4ster]

Reminds me of Tron's Master computer

[@0TheJigsawKiller0]

I'm high as fuck and that was slightly less terrifying than anticipated, but I still regret continuing to listening to this in total darkness

[@aden6971]

Jack Cartwright I am in an empty house that is for sale at night right now, and when I initially heard his voice I fucking jumped. Thought a homeless guy somehow got behind me or something

[@SC-mm6vz]

The Amazing Spiderman 2 is worse than Ralph's audio

[@toxicsilva]

Cristian Martipena only just

[@marcomeme4875]

Way way worse

[@heronation6162]

Stfu amazing spiderman 2 and 1 were way much better

[@marcomeme4875]

Spectacler Spider-Man 😂😂😂👌🏾

[@toxicsilva]

Spectacler Spider-Man good joke

[@SuperNitpicker]

Ralph Breaks the Microphone

[@Alex-cw3rz]

This just proves to me, that ralph died weeks ago and the A.I. they created for him is still malfunctioning.

[@my_cellium]

ralph bad ralph bad

[@ozymandias3989]

God damn it Ralph

[@alexindaroom]

Ralph speaks to us from the 5th dimension

[@razkable]

his take is so bias...spiderman 2 is terribly written but its great he says..you can like it but admit its bad.....90% of superhero films and 95% of them today are worse he says despite having less flaws because they were not as fun?...i think all superhero films are poorly written story wise execution wise plot wise..but people watch it anyways cause they don't care...they don't watch smart films cause they are in it for the action and other stuff that is not writing focused....thats cool but its still flawed...if they want to watch crap let them..its on them...its still crap and you can enjoy it but its just entertainment....don't think about it for 2 seconds

[@rattrap1009]

It's very brave of Ralph to be the first man to do a podcast from the depths of the sea.

[@lesten2707]

Ambitious really!

[@inr9751]

@@lesten2707 Amphibious, even :P

[@KARTD90]

Wtf the madlad actually did it, he actually recommended Madagascar 2.

[@shnpio]

25 mins ago

[@vicentebarahona4999]

*L A D*

[@zigsterabs7439]

They better talk about the Will Smith genie in the next episode

[@AntonioNavarro935]

On god

[@cortezfilms8511]

Oh boy

[@weinthisthangbruh457]

Dear lord

[@anttoes32]

ahhh das hot das hot

[@pedropony8060]

your wish is their command nigga

[@Themboys22]

Sam Raimi is still one of the most underrated directors out there. He has something a lot of modern directors are missing. Style and Personality.

[@randomguy6679]

Dumb style and dumb personality as a clear charade for horrible screenplays and unlikeable characters. Army of Darkness is his only good movie in my opinion.

[@razkable]

hes also got confidence that his vision will translate...could he write better?..for sure but his direction is flawless...most film directors now just play it safe with whatever will market to the most people..no style whatsoever...boring...cough amazing spiderman for instance...none of the action looks better then anything in spiderman 2 or 3 a lot of marvel films are shot or directed lame too...safe is the word...they play it all safe so it does not age poorly and to keep you invested in the film instead of the filmaking itself..its a product from the factory disney line..easier for kids to understand but less interesting for movie fans cause we like different styles and risks and ways to see the movie filmed..we don't care that much about superhero movie action or stories like honestly..they are dumb fundamentally... seen it all before....we want to see great filmaking noy be invested fully in the so called story..rami got that...disney does not webb did not...period

[@imaginaryfanboy]

Ralph is Stuck in the Toilet 2: Electric Flush-a-roo

[@greppim911]

Yeah? Divinity: Original Sin 2 lol

[@gojiratar1132]

I knew that anime was getting a secuel

[@MrBump2]

The Spider-Man PS4 game feels like what the Amazing movies were trying to build toward but weren't competent enough to get there. Also I like the nonlinear timecode in the description, crazy timeline shit. Edit: They fixed it, all good, no worries.

[@lukess.s]

3 seconds on the clock I'm playing basketball

[@carluyabut2824]

Amen. The MCU attempted to stray from what the Raimi and Webb Spidey films with its own distinctive style of John Hughs high school hijinks, but the PS4 embraced all the films and improved upon them

[@Scroteydada]

My top 3 are 1: 2 2: 1 3: Amazing I like how AS is about fathers and how every character you'd describe as that is different. I also think it's a good Spiderman because of the bridge scene where he chooses responsibility over revenge. It feels earned, which the Raimi films didn't accomplish until 2. Not that I'm complaining because it just makes 2 better.

[@hamishhalliday856]

Ralph sounds like the Moses character from South Park

[@waywardlaser]

I desire.....macaroni pictures.

[@Wondersson]

how is your comment from 3 days ago ????

[@waywardlaser]

@@Wondersson Early Patreon access I assume.

[@hamishhalliday856]

Dolan Darkestest Patreon

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

He sounds like the Moses character from the bible

[@ZapsFawks]

Tell Ralph that I'm proud of him for being so open about his cyborg transition treatment.

[@exitedaardvark5480]

Cringo Crango Honestly, he’s such an inspiration

[@jimbo6239]

Sadly... Ralph fell victim to a horrible CHiPs related accident, trying to recreate one of the amazing stunts from his favourite movie and the only salvageable thing was his head, the scientists and doctors tried their hardest and now Ralph resides within a new robotic body, that’s why he sounds like that

[@Miqolivia]

it's bearable to sit through if you just imagine ralph is the voice of God

[@nandostub]

Neuroghastly should we start a cult and worship him?

[@nowhereman6019]

What do you mean by imagine.

[@boredXsomethingXIDK]

@@nandostub Yes! _Go forth and sacrifice a lamb at the top on a hill in his honor!_

[@allg0odnamesaretaken]

he would be mute then

[@henryhammond7393]

Neuroghastly or just tune him out entirely. Nothing against the guy but I’m here for the other two.

[@Rahz008]

If you pretend that Ralph’s opinions have made him pure enlightened energy, then it makes everything far more digestible

[@goldenpants1239]

What do you mean pretend?

[@razkable]

i think hes right...spiderman 3 is a 8/10...it works on a lot of levels but like most comic book films damn near all of them its flawed and has plotholes and some weird choices and feels cluttered and did not transition well between storylines but outside of that its great...i disagree hard with these 2 snobs....adam has weird tastes and likes arty films and both him and alex did not even rewatch amazing spiderman 1 so to them its bland but they saw it once years ago..and remember nothing..its so easy to give it a 1 out of 5 or 5/10 and say yeah its boring when you don't remember it...is it good not really i would give it like a 5.8/10 but their reviews on it are 0/10 pointless..they have seen other films and spiderman films but that was made for someone who hasn't...clearly..and for them and kids and people who don't watch arty or many films its like a 7.3/10 type film..not bad. ...they have no clue what they are saying...they just are movie fans who have it all blend in their heads based on taste..its so easy to review a film that way...go make your own films if its so easy...now amazing spiderman 2?..is a cheap bad film...but thats cause it tried to plug in future films instead of focus on its own story and it wastes so much time with pointless dialogue that you can cut like 20 minutes out of the film...but the spiderman stuff all looks cool as shit..way better than most marvel films...so with that i would say its like a 4.4/10 but the action is watchable..just forget most of the other stuff

[@mohamadmahmoud6926]

@@razkable Spider-Man 3 is garbage

[@HOTD108_]

@@mohamadmahmoud6926 Um, why?

[@porkins-84]

​@@mohamadmahmoud6926nah

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

It should be a requirement for every form of Spidey media to have pizza time!

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Pizza Gripes version.

[@max-oc1sh]

Ralph scared the shit out of me at first

[@lucturgeon9828]

Thank you Elon Musk for fixing the audio!

[@Sketch__Screen]

Q&A - 2:01:14 also... ---QUESTION TIMESTAMPS--- 2:01:45 - In your opinion what is the worse best picture winner? 2:03:56 - Are there any filmmakers you think have both a 10/10 and a 1/10? 2:07:25 - What movie endings were so bad that they ruined the whole movie? 2:11:22 - What are the best uses of music and/or silence in a film?

[@chillercentral8125]

Ralph, please stop doing these while wearing a Bane mask. It doesn’t make you cool

[@Anon24052]

Chiller Central But he’s a big guy!

[@jarelespina6758]

For you!

[@Ashbobsjunior]

"how's the pie?" "So good :3"

[@TheMikenanners]

*Vaporises as bus passes*

[@MarkyMatey]

@@TheMikenanners Plot twist: Harry actaully died in the hospital and the one we see is Peter's version of Tyler Durden.

[@SpookyVoidPNG]

@@MarkyMatey Holy shit

[@TheWelchProductions]

@Jimmy Parker Wrong

[@derekconnors4128]

I actually don't mind MJ in Spider-Man 2. She doesn't know Peter is Spider-Man, so the signals he's sending are all over the place. He says he doesn't want to be with her, but acts like he loves her and doesn't want her to be with anyone else. On top of that, he keeps flaking out on her, missing her show without any explanation. So he's not her boyfriend, AND he's become a bad friend in general. She tries to move on with this other guy, and then, out of nowhere, he says he wants to be with her. She turns him down at first, wanting to be loyal to John, but she can't help but have feelings for Peter. Looking at it from that angle, her actions make a little more sense.

[@TheMicklo25]

Derek Connors When I rewatched it I thought the exact same thing, I’m kinda surprised that most people don’t catch that. Also I actually liked the scene in 2.1 where she discusses her engagement with her friend because it shows that in reality she doesn’t actually love JJJ’s son, she’s always loved Peter.

[@HOTD108_]

@@hoennchamp374 There's literally nothing in the film that suggests she "fucks everyone". In fact, one could argue that most of the characters are virgins and they'd be an equal amount of evidence in support of that. Sex isn't everything for everyone, and for some people it means nothing. You're projecting.

[@randomguy6679]

@@hoennchamp374 Its a dumb movie, stop wasting your time defending it

[@randomguy6679]

But why doesnt she know hes spider man? She should have figured it out by then lol

[@spectre1004]

@@randomguy6679 Lol stfu

[@skeletonkey6942]

Great job Ralph!

[@theoisgod7201]

How is this from 4 days ago wtf

[@CamSkyeMovieGuy]

Epic!!!

[@theoisgod7201]

Cam Skye, Movie Guy hey man, big fan of your channel

[@Jackmilfer]

I see Elon Musk converted Ralph’s audio into one of his droids

[@eltontan4340]

Jack Miller continuity

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

IHE has crossed the threshold pf using Epic unironically. It's part of his vocab now. No going back.

[@DJGamingSmash]

Anyone else realize this episode of the podcast is the same length as Amazing Spiderman 2?

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Jenkem is not a privilege, it is a gift...and you use it for the good of mankind

[@arliswhitebear]

Flame of Udûn the humans that give 2 dollah a month get it earlier

[@meelans6126]

Hey You're the dude who always commented on sbfp videos what up

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Save The Clip nothing much hbu?

[@meelans6126]

@@FlameOfUdun96 just enjoying my free time. I've been watching alot of YMS reviews to pass the time since sbfp is over... also watched a bit of matts channel

[@JustGeorgeRay]

The toilet picture with your head in it is on point!

[@Themonkeymartin]

How is this three days ago

[@JustGeorgeRay]

@@Themonkeymartin Patreon early access bbbboooyyyyeeeeeee!

[@hicranakdeniz]

I thought that Ralph’s drawing in the beginning was fan art lmao

[@aiuh9592]

it was but ralph's

[@isaacslomski-pritz3116]

Did Ralph’s voice in this video remind anyone else of the “cells interlinked” guy from Blade Runner 2049?

[@jamesbell1186]

Constant K. You can pick up you bonus.

[@jeffanderson9938]

Mistake in the timestamp: The Q&A portion says 1:01:14 when it really starts at 2:01:14

[@301samdude]

Jeff Anderson Carefully, he’s a hero

[@quebeckfilms5797]

VENUM, ILL TURN UM IN VENUM, GUNNA GO GET EM

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

Goddamn ralph went full stereo. Has he Ascended?

[@נעם-ע3פ]

Lol

[@isaiahwilliams2642]

This episode is like the reverse "Mission Impossible: Fallout" episode. Instead of Alex defending the corniness while Ralph and Adum bash the film. Alex is bashing it while Ralph and Alex praise it for exactly that.

[@forgottenpotato9868]

Ralph and Adam*

[@JustinY.]

10/10 artwork right there

[@kevinmedina9234]

Justin Y. Oh hey

[@vunguyenducthai7572]

You're so fast

[@dracson237]

Justin Y. If they start hating, remember that they hated Jesus.

[@KnightOfNight3405]

fuck off already

[@Howesenberg]

It's not looking good folks, the cancer has spread to Sardonicast.

[@Komnen0s]

Holy fuck Ralph speaking for the first time at 0:50 startled me so badly. The volume and acoustics being so weird took me off-guard.

[@masudabedin6064]

This is truly a Sardonicast Special, they're talking about Spiderman and we have 8D audio of Ralph... 😂

[@1997residente]

No. That´s not Ralph. That´s Charles: The gay robot from The Alien Covenant review

[@darklsn]

"I can't wait to fucking clean that up"

[@metalheart8715]

Our lord joey messed with Ralph's audio because he knew he didn't say "I'm back"

[@batfreeze56]

I'd have to disagree with Alex on Spider-Man. The characters, while simple, are properly set up in terms of their motivations and relationships with one another. No more than two minutes into the film, Peter is introduced to Norman by Harry. From their conversation, it's clear that Norman admires Peter's interest in science. Already, Norman views Peter as superior to Harry. From how Harry delivers his line to the way he almost pulls the two apart, his estranged relationship with his father, which will later be expanded upon, becomes quite clear. After Ben's death, Peter comes to rely on Norman as a father figure, which Norman is happy to do. Simultaneously, Norman comes to rely on Harry, strengthening their bond, albeit very weakly. Harry clings to this newfound attention. So, when Norman dies, he's basically telling Peter not to steal that hope from Harry by revealing his true nature. Peter agrees to this, because he's let down one father figure before.

[@randomguy6679]

Jesus, not even The Dark Knight had so many fanboys defending that film

[@DeepEye1994]

I love the first two Sam Raimi films, I think their casting and visual style is very colorful and spot on, but in terms of writing I feel like the story and dialogues should be something more in line with the PS4 game or Spider-Verse.

[@HomestarZombieSlayer]

Live from underwater this week Ralph?

[@magpie405]

Yes, toilet ralph is back baby

[@clayjack9969]

“They should have had venom make peter an asshole and lose everything he loves.” So exactly what happens in the movie then.

[@randomguy6679]

In a way that isnt stupid or forced

[@razkable]

@@randomguy6679 i feel rami hated venom so much and their insistence to force him into the film he made it a bit lame on purpose and gave up on trying on the film so we got a cornier self parody almost...that explains the bad acting

[@STACHUIANDRZEJ]

how fast they grow ralph finally sounds like a man LUL

[@thatguynamedskyy6756]

What?

[@Alex-cw3rz]

I'm just in the comments to check out the jokes about Ralphs audio...

[@danfili5440]

If you were curious In terms of why Danny Elfman didn’t do the score for 3. Danny boi and Sam had creative differences on what the score should be since the second film. Christopher Young came in to help on the second and eventually took over on the third. As usual, loved the podcast this week, thanks guys!!

[@Lion22249]

I’ll be listening to episodes of Sardonicast for the rest of my life. You guys will always be with me

[@DevyanshBahri]

This is probably my favourite episode. Loved the conflicting opinions.

[@Spectra651]

I'm so glad you guys mentioned the score for the first two Sam Raimi Spider-man films. The music is simply fantastic, especially the main title themes, and yet I never hear people talk about the music when they're discussing what makes those movies so good. It's a shame the score isn't more appreciated, especially nowadays when superhero movie themes all sound like stock music you'd find on KZbin. It's great to hear you guys give it the love it so rightly deserves.

[@JH-fb3mp]

There's another Eraserhead mention WHEN'S THAT RECOMMENDATION COMING RALPH

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Me and my brother watched Spider-Man 3 recently, he was high. Neither of us had seen it since we were kids. It was one of the best times I’ve had in a long fucking time. Best moment goes out to when Harry charges in at Venom, completely misses and fucking knocks himself out on a bunch of pipes.

[@trogbison1625]

Fun fact: This video is 28 seconds longer than The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

[@journeyman8767]

I have never heard three people disagree so respectfully than I did watching you. Thank you.

[@beanchan391]

There was a point where Ralph's audio was so fucked up, it sounded like he was behind me, I actually thought I was about to fight a short, Italian Michael Penã.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Ralph lives in a fishbowl confirmed.

[@ThoseGuys349]

Ralph is actually Mysterio

[@shrill_2165]

Ralph sounds like the noise my car makes on the highway

[@prodbysylle2908]

RalphTheDisappointment

[@markparkinson6378]

You sound kind of cool with that voice, Ralph. You sound like an evil, badass warlord.

[@jonathansefcik473]

Goddammit, Ralph! If you screw up one more time we’re firing you and replacing you with Chris Stuckmann!

[@kenthefele113]

1:02:46 To be fair, Norman has a split personality. When he pleads with Peter to not tell Harry, he’s justified in doing so because he wasn’t in control of his actions.

[@joelanderson4899]

how tf can you not get this

[@JakeRanney]

Get Karsten Runquist on the podcast or else

[@itspulp9885]

I second this

[@CyfilmsProductions]

Don't

[@christophermartinez4104]

That'd be cool

[@uhuhuh1966]

He doesn’t have well informed film opinions tho, he literally said why ever watch ET when Paddington 2 exists. 😑

[@JakeRanney]

@@uhuhuh1966 and you thought he was being serious?

[@ModifyBankai]

When I saw this video in my feed, I inadvertently said "Pizza time!"

[@thatonea-hole]

"Your late! I'm not paying for those."

[@Kenyanon]

Edit the description Q&A is at 2:01:14 not 1:01:14 EDIT: EDITED

[@Jakegiraffe94]

The third spider man is actually my favorite. It’s a heck of a lot of fun all the way through and always entertaining! There are parts that tell a really amazing story and are done very well, and the parts that are bad are laughable and funny so you can’t look away lol. 10/10 😆

[@happysatan7404]

I listen to this podcast to cope with not having friends

[@dannymarie]

And when they mention having their friends over for movies 😭🔫

[@jessec.6876]

update?

[@happysatan7404]

@@jessec.6876 i am a lifter now and think movie reviewers are cringe still no friends

[@jessec.6876]

@@happysatan7404 Ah that sucks you're lame af now

[@happysatan7404]

@@jessec.6876 better than whatever you are

[@Sam-qc6sz]

When IHE said ''I got a disease'' I immediately checked the date of the video kek

[@john_doe48]

When I have headphones on it sounds like Ralph is yelling in a huge bucket

[@TheTedandfred]

Ralph-9000

[@ergoth154]

Now review all the Fantastic Four movies. All 4 of them.

[@kuweit]

Please get Elon Musk as a guest. Edit : Ralph's audio never fails to subvert the viewer's expectations.

[@indoorkiddo]

god, the British guy just seems to just hate EVERYTHING

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

I thought I was prepared for Ralph's audio, I was wrong It's like he's recording from a submarine at the bottom of the Marina trench

[@benzos5704]

“Don’t tell Harry” This line slaps and hits. IHE, get with it! Norman knows Peter’s integrity.

[@inarisu_7138]

It scared the shit out of me when ralph started talking because it sounded like he was in the room with me. Why must I be like this

[@jackkent3066]

lol Alex had corona one year before the outbreak started

[@MrBump2]

Sand Man isn't really that outlandish compared to the other villains (the black symbiote is a little weird though). Doc Ock made super smart A.I. that learns and acts on its own, in 2004 mind you. It's pretty much its own organic mobile supercomputer, but everyone glosses over that because he made a tiny sun which is equally as earth shattering in my opinion. Sand Man was just some molecular test or something gone wrong. The symbiote is the only real outlandish one because it just says "Oh yeah, aliens exist in this trilogy. Get over it." That's the only one that feels out of place to me.

[@wonkywallanby6912]

I guess from a storytelling perspective what was weird is the sandman just happens across the experiment that gives him his powers where as the villains in the first two films have origins tied directly to their circumstances or occupation.

[@MrBump2]

@@wonkywallanby6912 That's very true, I see what you're saying

[@BSBSDerivative]

Gliders and mechanical limbs are perfectly feasible in the not so distant future whereas having your DNA rewritten with sand makes no sense at all. That being said I love Spider-man 3 its such a beautiful mess

[@joeculp3993]

Sardonicast has been going on for over a year now and oh my how time flies! I love listening to this while studying or when I need to go to sleep. You guys are so entertaining and engaging, and I hope you guys keep up the good work!

[@cinemasnobfan1001]

Finally they choose a REAL Classic

[@name7049]

The next episode better start with everyone singing I like to move it move it or it gonna unsub

[@Howesenberg]

You'll come crawling back.......we always do.

[@luketuke02]

yes

[@KimbroEntertainment]

There is a reason for Spider-Man losing his powers in Spider-Man 2. Peter is still feeling ptsd after losing both his father figures Ben and Osborn. He continues to carry the stress of working as Spider-Man and it breaks him down mentally. It's only after he is able to take care of himself and take control of his life and take a break from being Spider-Man that he gets better. Then he is healthy again and ready to fight Doc Oc on the train.

[@jazzyprince3335]

I knew that him losing his powers had to do with his mental side, but idk if it was because of straight up ptsd (maybe more like the stress of having to balance his hero and regular life).

[@randomguy6679]

Stop wasting your time defending this dumb movie

[@optomotron]

*Ralph looking over his audio and realizing he wrecked his recording again* MARK WEBB : "THATS GOOD GOT IT GREAT!"

[@Amory-wd3ws]

My order of Spider-Man films, best to worst: Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse Spider-Man Homecoming Spider-Man 3 The Amazing Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man 2

[@brokinglass]

Sameer Kumar what about homecoming?

[@Amory-wd3ws]

@@brokinglass Shit, yeah. Forgot about that one.

[@randomguy6679]

Spider Verse is WAY better than the first two Spider Man films

[@FlippySuper]

Ralph went to a higher plane of existence to record this podcast. Makes sense. Only a masterpiece like Madagascar 2 can be found in such heavenly places.

[@afcpuzon3078]

The discussion about Spider-Man 2 here is very similar to the one about MI: Fallout, but with the roles reversed.

[@Bruh-ft2sh]

Ralph’s mic audio is bad because he’s in the toilet with his head sticking out while recording

[@cockisucha6010]

The audio is fitting. Ralph is god after all.

[@creedbratton4713]

I fucking love Adum’s theory that Green Goblin couldn’t predict when Spidey was gonna show up to his trap, so he had to light like 20 buildings on fire XD

[@battleupsaber462]

She looks at me every day. Mary Jane Watson. Oh, boy. If she only knew how I felt about her. But she can never know. I made a choice once to live a life of responsibility. A life she can never be a part of. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do. And I'm Peter Parker, and I, too, have a job. Parker. Parker! No, no, no, stop! Stop! Parker, you're late, man. Always late. I'm sorry, Mr. Aziz. There was a disturbance. Another disturbance. Always a disturbance with you. Come on, 21 minutes ago, in comes order. Harmattan, Burton & Smith. Eight extra-large deep- dish pizzas. I told you, I don't understand that language. - Speak English. - You can't make pizza. I can't? I've been making pizza five years. In eight minutes, I am defaulting on Joe's 29-minute guarantee. Then, not only am I receiving no money for these pizzas... ...but I will lose the customer forever to Pizza Yurt. - Why didn't you send Saleem? - Saleem was deported yesterday. - Look... Smiley. - What about my cheese pizza? Look, you are my only hope, all right? You have to make it in time. Peter, you're a nice guy. But you're just not dependable. This is your last chance. You have to go 42 blocks in 7,5 minutes or your ass is fired. Go! Hey, what, are you stupid? Whoa! He stole that guy's pizzas! I'm gonna get it! Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets. Yes, Mr. Spider- Man. See you. Way to go, Spidey! Pizza time. You're late. I'm not paying for those. Elevator. Joe's 29-minute guarantee is a promise, man. I know to you, Parker, a promise means nothing. But to me, it's serious. It's serious to me too, Mr. Aziz. - You're fired. Go. - Please, I need this job. - You're fired. - Look, give me another chance. You're fired. - Parker, hello. You're fired. - Why? Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple geezers playing chess? - Boss. - Not now. The Bugle could show another side of New York for a change. We got six minutes to deadline, Jonah. We need page one. I don't pay you to be a sensitive artiste. I pay you... Still not now! I pay you because that psycho Spider- Man will pose for you. He won't let me take any more pictures. You turned the whole city against him. A fact I'm very proud of. Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma. - It's your wife, she lost her chequebook. - Thanks for the good news. Please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I need the money. Miss Brant. Get me a violin. Five minutes to deadline, Jonah. Run a picture of a rancid chicken. Here's the headline: "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City." - Some food got poisoned? - I'm a little nauseous. All right, Mr. Jameson. It stinks. Robbie, there's your page one. "Masked Menace Terrorizes Town." I told you, he's not a menace. - I told you... - I'll take care of it. - I'll give you 150. - Three hundred. That's outrageous. Done. Give this to the girl. Thank you. Bye- bye. Hi. Hey, Pete. I don't think this covers the advance I gave you a couple weeks ago. - Right. - Sorry. Hey. Chin up, okay? Watch it, jerk! Dr. Connors. Sorry. Where were you headed, Parker? To your class. My class is over. See me standing here? I'm sorry. I'm trying. I wanna be here. Then be here. Look at you, Peter. Your grades have been steadily declining. You're late for class. You always appear exhausted. Your paper on fusion is still overdue. I know. I'm planning to write it on Dr. Otto Octavius. Planning is not a major at this university. Octavius is a friend of mine. Better do your research, Parker. Get it done, or I'm failing you. Surprise! Well, say something. What's the occasion? Really, Peter. It's your birthday! Whether you want to remember it or not. He lives in another reality. Don't you, Pete? - Hi, M.J. - Hi. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. Long time, no see. So how's the play? I read a great review. It's going fine. It's going good. She's brilliant in it. Harry sent me roses. So where you been, pal? You don't return my calls. I've been busy. Taking pictures of Spider- Man? How's the bug these days? The less you see of that man, the better. Now, let's all go into the other room and have something to eat. I'll get the hors d'oeuvres. So how are things going at Oscorp? They're great. I'm head of Special Projects. We're about to make a breakthrough on fusion. How lovely, Harry. Your father would be so proud, rest his soul. Thank you. We're actually funding one of your idols, Pete. Otto Octavius. - I'm writing a paper on him. - You want to meet him? You'd introduce me? You bet. Octavius is gonna put Oscorp on the map... ...in a way my father never even dreamed of. M.J., could you give me a hand? She's waiting for you, pal. What do you mean? The way she looks at you or doesn't look at you. However you want to look at it. I don't have time for girls right now. Why, are you dead? I've been kind of busy. Taking pictures of your friend? Could we get off that subject? I want us to be friends, Harry. I want us to trust each other. Then be honest with me. If you knew who he was, would you tell me? Peter, don't you understand how I feel? I want this guy dead. The same way you want the guy who killed your Uncle Ben dead. I'm sorry. I don't mean to rag on you on your birthday. You're my buddy, you know that. You're family, Pete. My father loved you. You were like a son to him. Thank you, Harry. May. Oh, what, Ben? Wait. - Aunt May. - Oh, my. Oh, Peter. Oh, for a second there, I thought I was years ago.

[@battleupsaber462]

Everybody's gone, aren't they? Did they have a good time? I'm sure they did. - You okay? - Of course. But you go home. And be careful. I don't like that scooter thing you drive around. I'm worried about you. You're so alone. And I saw the letter from the bank. Oh, my. You did? Oh, well. So? I'm a little behind. Everybody is. Anyway, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm tired, and you better start back home. Here, kiddo. Happy birthday. You need it more than I do. - No, I can't take that from you. - Yes, you can! You can take this money from me. For God's sake, it's not much. Now, take it! And don't you dare leave it here. Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I miss your uncle Ben so much. Can you believe that it's two years next month since he was taken? I think to myself at times... ...were I to face the one responsible for what happened, I'd... Oh, I don't know what I'd do. Now... ...you better take the rest of your cake home. Hey. Hey. You're still here. I saw your billboard on Bleecker. Isn't it funny? I'm really kind of embarrassed. Don't be. It's nice. I get to see you every day now. The photographer liked my face. I was only supposed to be in the catalogue. Then I got the part in the play. Everything at once. Your dream came true. How about yours? I'm fine. I wish you'd come see the play. You're the one who always encouraged me. I plan to. I liked seeing you tonight, Peter. Oh, boy, yeah. "Oh, boy, yeah" what? Nothing. Do you want to say something? I... ...was... ...wondering if you're still in the Village. You're such a mystery. Peter. What? Happy birthday. I'm seeing somebody now. - Therapy. - No. A person, a man. You mean, like a boyfriend? Well, like I like him. What? Nothing. That's good, you know? Companionship... May be more than that. More? I don't know. I'm coming to see your play tomorrow night. - You're coming? - I'll be there. Don't disappoint me. I won't. Rent. - Hi. - Hi. What's " hi"? Can I spend it? I have a paycheque due this week and... - You're a month late again. Again. - I promise as soon as... If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat. I'm really sorry, Mr. Ditkovitch. All I got is this 20 for the rest of the week. "Sorry" doesn't pay the rent. And don't try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent. - Thanks, Mr. Ditkovitch. - Hi, Pete. Hello? Rent? Doctor? Mr. Osborn's here. Nobel Prize, Otto. Nobel Prize. And we'll all be rich. It's not about the prizes, Harry. But you need money. You need Oscorp. Who do we have here? This is my good friend I called you about. He got me through high-school science. Peter Parker, sir. I'm writing a paper on you for... I know what you're doing here... ...but I don't have time to talk to students now. But Oscorp pays the bills, so... That's why I have to take off. Board meeting. But my job is done here. Got you two geniuses together. Good luck tomorrow, Otto. Nobel Prize. We'll see you in Sweden! Interesting fellow, your friend. I won't take much of your time. Now I remember you. You're Connors' student. He tells me you're brilliant. He also tells me you're lazy. I'm trying to do better. Being brilliant's not enough, young man. You have to work hard. Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind. Otto, your lunch is ready. - This is my wife, Rosie. - Hello. This is Peter Parker. Connors' student. The one who falls asleep in class. I always fell asleep in physics class. - Nice to meet you, Peter. - Good to meet you. Excuse me. Is that it? Yes. My design to initiate and sustain fusion. I understand you use harmonics of atomic frequencies. Sympathetic frequencies. Harmonic reinforcement? Go on. An exponential increase in energy output. A huge amount of energy. Like a perpetual sun providing renewable power for the whole world. It's all so amazing. If it works, it could change the way we live. It is amazing, and it will work. Are you sure you could stabilise the fusion reaction? Peter, what have we been talking about for the last hour and a half? This is my life's work. I certainly know the consequences of the slightest miscalculation. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to question you. Rosie, our new friend thinks I'm gonna blow up the city. You can sleep soundly tonight. Otto's done his homework. Come to the demonstration tomorrow, and you'll see for yourself. And you need to sleep soundly tonight, Otto. Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5th? Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent? Rosie, I love this boy. Peter, tell us about yourself. Do you have a girlfriend? Well... I don't really know. Well, shouldn't you know? I mean, who would know? Leave him alone. Maybe it's a secret love. Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside... ...gonna make you sick. I finally got lucky in love. We both did. But it's hardly perfect. You have to work at it. I met him on the college steps, and I knew it wasn't going to be easy. He was studying science, and I was studying English literature. That's right. I was trying to explain the theory of relativity. And Rosie was trying to explain T.S. Eliot. Time present and time past - Are both perhaps present - Perhaps present - In time future - In time future I still don't understand what he was talking about. - Yes, you do. - I'm serious. T.S. Eliot is more complicated than advanced science. But if you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry. Poetry. Never fails. A tall and slender maiden All alone upon a prairie Brightest green were all her garments And her hair was like the sunshine Day by day he gazed upon her

[@battleupsaber462]

Rent! Where is my money?! You seem jittery tonight. You never know who's coming. Ladies, five minutes. Five minutes. How'd you do that? Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables. That's what my mom is always saying. I just never actually believed her. Come on. Go. Keep it steady. It's a web. Go, Spidey, go! We got trouble! Get me down! I am more than content with what Mr. Moncrieff said. His voice alone inspires one with absolute credulity. Then you think we should forgive them? Yes. I mean, no. Hey. Hey. Hey, chief. You park there, I'm towing it. Whatever. Shoelace. You might want to... - Can I help you? - Yeah, I've come to see the show. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. No one will be seated after the doors are closed. It helps maintain the illusion. I understand. Miss Watson, she's a friend of mine. She asked me to come. But not to come late. I have to see this show. Just let me in, I'll stand in the... Listen, can't you...? A Spider-Man A Spider-Man A-does whatever a spider can A-spins a web, any size Catches thieves a-just lik e flies Look out Here comes the Spider-Man You sure you don't wanna come tonight? Yeah, I'm sure. - Okay. Call me. - I will. - You were great tonight. - Thanks. May I have an autograph, please, miss? What are you doing here? You hungry? Starved. What was that? Okay. How you doing? Good. I just wanna say, I really like what you do. - Think it's great. - Thanks. I'm with Weisenhower, Anderson, Nichols & Knudsen... ...PR firm in the building... ...and I just wanna say I think the image you have is fantastic. It's really put together. The costume. The... this thing. I mean, it's really put together. It's great. I think you could do more than print though. I think you might wanna try some TV, you know? Can I riff for you? Come up with a couple ideas? Just what my company would do? Let's see, what do I got? How about a children's book? You could... Like Charlotte's Web, but without the pig. That kind of thing. How about a line of hammocks? Because it's kind of a web thing. You could do a men's cologne called Thwip. Let me give you a card. I don't have any pockets. Yeah. Well, we're right in the building. That doesn't help. I do that all the time. - Slow elevator. - Yeah. Thus, the second-order term... ...in the expansion of the exact order... ...is identical to the second order... ...calculated from first-order perturbation energy. Since we are free to choose an arbitrary origin for our energy... Hi. It's me. Sing your song at the beep. Hi, M.J.. This is Peter. I was on my way to your show and... Well, I was on my bike... Are you there? I really was planning on it all day. And... ...I know you predicted I'd disappoint you. Bingo. It's amazing, isn't it? How complicated a simple thing... ...like being someplace at 8:00 can become. Actually, there was this obnoxious usher. Somebody has to talk to that usher, M.J. Your time has expired. Please deposit 50 cents for the next five minutes. I wanna tell you the truth. Here it is. I'm Spider- Man. Weird, huh? Now you know why I can't be with you. If my enemies found out about you... ...if you got hurt, I could never forgive myself. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you. Ladies and gentlemen... ...my wife Rosie and I would like to welcome you this afternoon. But first, before we start... ...has anybody lost a large roll of 20-dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band. It's a terrible joke. But thank you for coming. Today... ...you will witness the birth of a new fusion-based energy source. Safe, renewable energy and cheap electricity for everyone. And now let me introduce my assistants. These four actuators were developed and programmed... ...for the sole purpose of creating successful fusion. They are impervious to heat and magnetism. These smart arms are controlled by my brain through a neural link. Nanowires feed directly into my cerebellum... ...allowing me to use these arms to control fusion reaction... ...in an environment no human hand could enter. Doctor, if the artificial intelligence in the arms... ...is as advanced as you suggest... ...couldn't that make you vulnerable to them? How right you are. Which is why I developed this inhibitor chip... ...to protect my higher brain function. It means I maintain control of these arms, instead of them controlling me. And now on to the main event. Give me the blue light, Rosie. Precious tritium is the fuel that makes this project go. There's only 25 pounds of it on the whole planet. I'd like to thank Harry Osborn and Oscorp Industries for providing it. Happy to pay the bills, Otto. Ladies and gentlemen... ...fasten your seat belts. Doctor, we have a successful fusion reaction. This is a breakthrough beyond your father's dreams. Thank you. We're producing a thousand-megawatt surplus. The power of the sun... ...in the palm of my hand. Keep calm! It's only a spike! It'll soon stabilise! Ladies and gentlemen, please clear the room. We have a containment breach! Otto, please get back! Shut it off, Otto! Shut it off! It will stabilise! It's under control! I'm in charge here! It's my money! I'm in con... This doesn't change anything. - What are you doing? - Pulling the plug. No! Rosie! Watch it. That was too close. If he had more than a drop of tritium, he could have destroyed the city. I'm ruined. I have nothing left, except Spider- Man. He saved your life, sir. He humiliated me by touching me. The press will be here soon. I suggest we move on. What was he doing here anyway? Molten metal penetrated the spinal cavity... ...and fused the vertebrae at multiple points... ...including the lamina and the roof of the spinal column. We won't know the extent of the damage until we get in there. I suggest we cut off these mechanical arms, slice up the harness... ...and, if need be, consider a laminectomy... ...with posterior spinal fusion from C7-T1 to T12. We're ready, doctor. Anybody here take shop class? No! No! No! Help me! Help me! No! It's all over town, Robbie. Gossip. Rumours. Panic in the streets, if we're lucky. Crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of a monster. Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body. Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Hoffman! What are we gonna call this guy? - "Dr. Octopus". - That's crap. - "Science Squid"? - Crap! - "Dr. Strange". - That's pretty good. But it's taken. Wait, wait! I got it. "Dr. Octopus". - I like it. - Of course you do. Dr. Octopus. New villain in town. " Doc Ock". - Genius. - What, are you looking for a raise? Get out. Chief, I found Parker. Where you been? Why don't you pay your phone bill. Mad scientist goes berserk, we don't have pictures! I heard Spider- Man was there. Where were you? Photographing squirrels? You're fired. Chief, the planetarium party. You're un-fired. I need you, come here. What do you know about high society? - Oh. Well, I... - Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party for an American hero. My son, the astronaut. Could you pay me in advance? You serious? Pay you for what? Standing there? The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8:00. There's the door. My Rosie's dead. My dream is dead. And these... ...monstrous things should be at the bottom of the river... ...along with me. Something... ...in my head. Something talking. The inhibitor chip! Gone. Rebuild. No. Peter was right. I miscalculated. I couldn't have miscalculated. It was working, wasn't it? Yes. We could rebuild. Enlarge the containment field. Make it bigger and stronger than ever. But we need money. Steal it? No, no, no, I'm not a criminal. That's right. The real crime would be not to finish what we started. We'll do it here. The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. Nothing will stand in our way. Nothing! - That's the social security. - Yes, I see. My uncle Ben's life insurance. Yes, but I'm afraid... ...it's just not sufficient to refinance your home. Oh, but I'm giving piano lessons again. You are? We appreciate that you've just opened up... ...a new supersaver account with us today. But the fact is... ...you do not have the assets to justify this loan. I'm sorry. Well... At least we get the toaster. Actually, that's only with a deposit of 300 or more. Oh, yes, I see. Okay. Don't worry, we'll figure it out. Peter? Don't leave me. Oh, that boy of yours is a real hero. Hold it! Put your arms up! All of them! Here's your change! Oh, no. Come on! - You're getting on my nerves. - I have a knack for that. Not anymore. - Freeze! Don't move! - Freeze! - Hold your fire! - Don't follow me. Wait a second. - Hand her over. - Of course. Easy, now.

[@battleupsaber462]

He was a... A thief! A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his web! I want Spider- Man! Where is she? Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk. What the hell? You have a train to catch. Help! Help! Help! I can't stop it! The brakes are gone! - It's Spider- Man. - Oh, my God, this is it! Tell everyone to hang on! Brace yourselves! Any more bright ideas? I got a few, yeah! Whoa, watch out! We're slowing down. Nice and easy, we'll go down. Slower. Gently. Is he alive? He's... ...just a kid. No older than my son. It's all right. We found something. We won't tell nobody. It's good to have you back, Spider- Man. He's mine! You want to get to him, you got to go through me. And me. Me too. Very well. Where do you want him? And the tritium? Yes. If only I could cause you the pain that you've caused me. First we'll see who's behind the mask. I can look into your eyes as you die. Pete. No. It can't be. Harry. Where is she? Where is he keeping her? - He's got M.J. - No. All he wanted was the tritium. Tritium? He's making the machine again. When that happens, she'll die, along with half of New York. - Now, where is he? - Peter... ...you killed my father. There are bigger things happening here than me and you. Harry, please, I've got to stop him. Hey! Hey! I'm talking to you! You got what you needed for your little science project, now let me go. I can't let you go, you'd bring the police. Not that anybody could stop me now that Spider- Man's dead. He's not dead. - I don't believe you. - Believe it. Surprise. As soon as you get free... I should have known Osborn wouldn't have the spine to finish you! Shut it down, Ock. You're going to hurt a lot more people this time. Well, that's a risk we're willing to take. Well, I'm not. Hang on, Mary Jane! Run! Let's see you scurry out of this. Now what? Dr. Octavius. We have to shut it down. Please tell me how. Peter Parker? " Brilliant but lazy." Look at what's happening. We must destroy it. I can't destroy it. I won't. You once spoke to me about intelligence. That it was a gift to be used for the good of mankind. A privilege. These things have turned you into something you're not. Don't listen to them. It was my dream. Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady... ...and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. You're right. He's right. Listen. Listen to me now. Listen to me now. Now, tell me how to stop it. It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now. - Think! - Unless... The river. Drown it. I'll do it. No! Hi. Hi. This is really heavy. M.J. In case we die... You do love me. I do. Even though you said you didn't. I will not die a monster. I think I always knew... ...all this time... ...who you really were. Then you know why we can't be together. Spider- Man will always have enemies. I can't let you take that risk. I will... ...always be Spider- Man. You and I can never be. Mary Jane! Hello? Who's that? Son. I'm here. Dad? - I thought you were... - No. I'm alive in you, Harry. Now it's your turn. You swore to make Spider- Man pay. Now make him pay. But Pete's my best friend. And I'm your father. You're weak. You were always weak. You'll always be weak until you take control. Now you know the truth about Peter. Be strong, Harry. Avenge me. - Avenge me! - No! Call Deborah. The caterer? Tell her not to open the caviar. Had to do what I had to do. Mary Jane. Peter. I can't survive without you. You shouldn't be here. I know you think we can't be together. But can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks. But I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should only be half-alive... ...half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am, standing in your doorway. I've always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life? Well, say something. Thank you, Mary Jane Watson. Go get them, tiger.

[@jameer7565]

Thank you

[@BillyNunez2]

Why tho