Sassy Zenyatta: Helpful Sass

Original Comic: kitsune2022-art...
By: @kitsune2022-artish
Cast: Genji,Zenyatta, Hanzo, McCree - SeigiVA
Music: FFXV OST
FFX OST

[@AstroIogian]

"He used to be a little bitch.. ..You still are one." I love Zenyatta's Sass, its just perfection 👌

[@dredd-zd8oh]

abso fucking loutly

[@AbadonXXX]

zenyatta: the sassiest matchmaker

[@kathie6106]

This sentence forever.

[@ValerioRhys]

I'm the thousandth like

[@MakuMako]

Im starting to feel that seigi is just becoming sassyyata

[@IchMagDosenmais]

he is already

[@zachgage4801]

He was always sassyyatta

[@omegalock27]

Were All becoming sassyyata, Maku.

[@dshuynh75dubstep]

Maku Soul o

[@dshuynh75dubstep]

Maku Soul has

[@theblackdragon1165]

So Zenny dearest is the entire reason McHanzo is a thing.

[@smuglord5057]

Time to unplug him.

[@orchestraltune5961]

The Black Dragon YAS

[@kittykatplus]

The Black Dragon YAS

[@Evelighte]

Yup, pretty much it seems like 😂😂😂

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Time to end that shit ship

[@iridium6714]

and thus, McHanzo was born.

[@ThraktheBear]

And it will thrive

[@kittykatplus]

Iridium YAS

[@leonmercury3732]

Holy cow, I commented the same thing, then came down to see other comments.

[@blinkblink1935]

Welp time to talk to hanzo.

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Noo

[@ListenToReason]

Seigi you gotta do a game play as sassy zenyatta.

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

Indeed!

[@max-playlist]

Listen_To_Reason Fuck yes.

[@stephenflint3640]

Salt Dragon ascendant. Pretty standard legendary skin. Fits the tone of sass-yatta like a glove though

[@chloecam101]

YES

[@mercury7d]

This is why Zenyatta, in any iteration, is my favorite character. Every interpretation straddles the line between sass-master, Zen monk, and cinnamon roll. The sass one is a favorite though.

[@lunamccoe1653]

Nathan Deaton I call it... The Sassy Cinna-Monk.

[@japperjay52]

(

[@starlit.zephyr]

+Luna McCoe Sassy Cinna-Monk. That's the best thing I've heard today.

[@Kappa-o1g]

The sass-master-

[@dhmapv5470]

Your comment has been at 999 likes for 5 years. I made it 1K now. Do whatever you want with that info, you are welcome.

[@reyesaxe8523]

Oooooh so that's how the story started

[@grae2621]

Me: *come home from four days of nonstop work and school* Mood: -100 Me: *sees that Seigi VA has released a new sassy Zenyatta voice dub* Me: +200 mood

[@SeigiVA]

I live to please

[@Blueflamex23]

That roast

[@TheTraveler980]

What roast?

[@death99firedemonytpixelcre67]

nah me going to school mood-200 getting draged by my gf mood -538 watching this video mood ×∞ fun ∞÷1

[@NPCSayori]

Big mood

[@morgancastleberry5678]

Genji used to be a little bi... but you still are one. LAMO IM DEAD!!

[@sandakinpearfloater]

Morgan Castleberry “a little bi”??? That doesn’t make sense...

[@Blaedin1337]

@@sandakinpearfloater some people don't feel already cussing in their lives, I am sure you can use reasonable deduction to figure out what bi stands for if you listen to the video again, and see which part he is quoting.

[@Bobcat_X]

"He used to be a little bitch... you still are one." The sass level is over 9000

[@uival3524]

Here let me help correct this 9001 🙂

[@preciousmoments11710]

“Oh now you tell me” I love these dubs

[@yoruichishihouin1419]

This. This was perfect. I love Sassy Zenyatta. Also, that "Howdy" McCree did when Hanzo grabbed his hair tie. Perfection. It was the cutest shit ever❤️(Well not "ever" but still). I love my ship.

[@orchestraltune5961]

Yoruichi Shihouin agreed

[@thezombiekitkat2299]

YASSSSSSSS

[@conky_dong5917]

You rang

[@butitwasmedio]

otp

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Hell noooooo

[@faolanthealpha5827]

Hanzo doesn't need anything else but some cowboy lovin~

[@laurenhumphrey4117]

Oh my...

[@scarletschuyler4388]

😂😂😂

[@the_musk_of_elon714]

O.M.G!😂😂😂

[@awkwardleaf2277]

... *whispers* He’s not wrong

[@densanimations5099]

Y E S

[@RandomKeyblade]

Absolute perfection. Sassy Zen will always be my favourite

[@HeatherBlossom]

sass master and match maker, is there no end to his brilliance?

[@salleedstrom9157]

*AND THEN, MCHANZO WAS BORN*

[@goldengalaxy4958]

OH NOOO

[@wendellalmonte4029]

Oh YESH

[@Nightengale90]

McCree's reactions were the BEST part!

[@worm4429]

You still are one **dabs**

[@nak8490]

XD

[@sukoshikaze6708]

The Secret Origin behind McHanzo finally revealed!

[@goldengalaxy4958]

NOOOO

[@punprincess3214]

@@goldengalaxy4958 grow up, I'm a mchanzo shipper and I'm kinda doubtful it will become canon

[@goldengalaxy4958]

@@punprincess3214 This was 2 months ago why reply I changed by then kinda

[@goldengalaxy4958]

@@punprincess3214 right I forgot

[@nekoali2]

This is the best McHanzo introduction ever. :)

[@goldengalaxy4958]

No

[@mayonakanope1070]

I've never seen a setup for McCree and Hanzo being friends

[@YaBoiGuzma]

And that's how McCree died. The end.

[@I_like_cheesecake24]

Ya Boi Guzma Hanzo comes back covered in blood

[@qrowbranwen8698]

Nah. That's how hanzo got fucked.

[@StripedLlama]

Hanzo with his hair down and McCree without his hat👌 💦 Like if you agree

[@rosielow527]

StripedLlama607 What am I agreeing to here? Are you gonna become the owner of my teeth or something? You have to be specific

[@aisyahkamal1128]

Yay sassyZenyatta! Love this concept especially when he thirst for Genji XD

[@VegaGenesis]

It appears Zenyatta has just done the impossible: Getting Hanzo and Mcree on a date.

[@jasonsoto5273]

"you just get to bro-ing out over booze and aim or whatever" xD

[@Seabastial]

XDXD God I love how sassy Zenyatta is! I wish I was friends with him! I could really use a sassy friend like that.....

[@SeigiVA]

that is literally my own sass so...

[@Seabastial]

XDXDXD Seigi is Sassy Zenyatta confirmed XD

[@luckycalico1363]

We need more sassy Zenyatta to handle with all the toxicity

[@cphtfluke7565]

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I love sassy zen

[@Sshdxvv]

Zen:"Oh. Well. You know, I think you're right." "He used to be a little bitch." "You still are one." HE'S NOT WRONG. And I love it-

[@scarf-chan3749]

And thus *MCHANZO HAPPENED*

[@goldengalaxy4958]

OH HELL NO

[@kurakishima8731]

tbh when zenyatta took of the ribbon i thought he was gonna whoop hanzo's ass with it

[@felearce4718]

he could... I guess...

[@sandakinpearfloater]

I am a simple human being. I see Sassy Zenyatta in my notifications and I click.

[@fey751]

And that ladies and gentles how McCree caught yellow fever

[@PonyPlays2014]

So HE was the reason why my shipping happened :O Thanks Master!

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[@FateFan-ko3lc]

Perfection on sass

[@maniacaltwit]

Wade Wilson and ass.

[@FateFan-ko3lc]

cyber Caan 101 true

[@deviantindividual]

Zenyatta: oh course I’ll help Hanzo Zenyatta: pushes helping off to hanzo’s new friend (soon to be bf you cannot tell me otherwise)

[@taliesin159]

I like how Zenyatta can apparently run faster than he can float, yet still chooses to float in battle.

[@violet8921]

Chaotic Lawful in a nutshell

[@maxbuvardi]

Helpful sass ftw! My favorite type of helpful, /love it/ More of Sassy Zen please!

[@Plarkrld]

This is how Mchanzo started

[@UncannySauce]

Zenyatta is basically hooking up hanzo

[@raine4736]

Noooooo I needed that McHanzo momennnntttttt

[@JunebugKnight]

Zennyata. THE MATCHMAKER!

[@jess-tameme1080]

and that's how Mchanzo was made, kids!!!

[@deskrazenia8206]

Zenyatta: he used to be a little bitch. You still are one. Savage like always bucket head.

[@karinge6983]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SASSY ZENYATTA

[@cinnamonbun3731]

Thus Mchanzo was born

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

Ay~ Zenyatta is a McHanzo shipper too~ And sassy Zenyatta is the best Zenyatta

[@headraline]

there it is, the missing piece of the puzzle! if anyone is wondering, this is the prequel to the one where Hanzo says to McCree "I'm going to ventilate your head when we're both sober" and the bullet-memento one.

[@samaelhuyghe4110]

Where does he says that?

[@faggotkieran]

"Sponsor" I'd like to see how much of a sponsor mccree really is

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

TBH I used to think Zenyatta was creepy as fuck. I'm so glad I found your dubs of Sassyatta. It has greatly improved my attitude towards him.

[@airmanon7213]

Normally I don't watch the Sassy Zenyatta comics, but this one admittedly caught my interest

[@PerpetuallyDaydreaming]

That... THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!

[@evenpalerr]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

[@anyataylor5333]

I just love the way Sassy Zenny just like hooked Hanzo and McCree up... yessss!

[@vivodmann5407]

Omg this was so well done XD seriously so funny the way you did the lines!

[@Frokki1]

Sassy Zen ships McHanzo. Hell, yes. That's how it is going down at the Watchpoint obviously.

[@cutdragon7332]

I KNEW THAT MUSIC!!! XD Nice job on the voices man

[@lokidonewithlife456]

AAAAHHHH THESE COMIC DUBS ARE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE - WE ALL NEED A DAILY DOSE OF SASS FROM THE SASS MASTER

[@MilesGoudy]

0:37 well dang zenyatta, you are one sassy omnic!

[@alanamaria1003]

So THIS is where mchanzo started

[@Anemoia.Tea56]

And that, is how Hanzo and McCree fell in love. Need more McHanzo in here..

[@starri__]

Best Birthday Present from Segi (even if it wasn't suppose to be) EVER THANK SEGI YOU MADE MY DAY BETTER!!!

[@butwhy1234]

And that is how Mchanzo was born...

[@austinbaker8042]

Omg stealing Hanzo's hair ribbon was the most Zenyatta thing I have ever seen. This is great.

[@LaraTF1080]

ZENYATTA DID IT!!??! HE WAS THE ONE WHO DELIVERED US THE BLESSING OF MCHANZO?!?!! owo I'm… Yes...

[@AngelDame17]

XD You find the _Best_ Comics to Dub Seigi. they always make me smile.

[@SeigiVA]

+AngelDame17 I gotta dub the best comics if I'm the best dubber... Lol I'm just kidding. Ohmadon is so much better than me 😹

[@animaker3627]

And then, the McHanzo attacked, and everything changed...

[@imcrow7745]

Sassy Zenyatta is my life icon

[@Lieula_]

I love the fact you're using ffxv music for these

[@shebehere2452]

And mchanzo was born

[@quetzalluna4440]

Hanzo and jesse meets Me: better lock them doors and turn them lights down low~

[@KlexisBlaze]

Seigi as Sassy Zenyatta is one of the best things to happen to comic dubs and the Internet ^^

[@SeigiVA]

+K-lexis Blaze Truth

[@thunder-illustrations2621]

Mccree humming killed me- ‘Baby lock them door n turn the lights down low’ 😂

[@guichabanaano27]

Oooh so this was the comic you had trouble finding background music. Well you did good!

[@knuxiellombardiybur8645]

Would you be surprised if I told you that I now main Zenyatta and got that skin just because of comics like this one.

[@megand1609]

i choked when genji took his mask off i dont see enough good art of him without it (that include his scars)

[@ChasoGod]

So Zenyatta played matchmaker for them huh... Apparently he was the first to ship them...

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

Sassy Zen is a McHanzo shipper.....good to know!

[@cofeespear4992]

So much sass

[@FreakySei]

01:09 I need that "howdy" to be my text msg ringtone as well.

[@eddywilliams4295]

So as far as I am concerned, this is how Hanzo and macree ship started. I'm just blaming genji and zenyatta. Thank you for helping.

[@lclover4]

Zenyatta's methods are both helpful in the most unlikely way, and hilarious

[@lunawolf1493]

This entire thing is just perfection XD

[@wolfluva24]

damn you zen!!! you made mchanzo!!!! i can't play a match without being stalked by asian dragon booty!!!!

[@jaygay6576]

scourgonaught Japanese, technically.

[@goldengalaxy4958]

I hate that shop so I'm with you

[@foggytuesday101]

I need more of sassy Zen in my life

[@redoneteron5933]

This one definitely sells the Sassyatta personality by itself

[@SonicMegamanFan]

Sassy Zenyatta needs to be a real thing in Overwatch. If Blizzard can make Gremlin D. Va a real thing, MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@blinkblink1935]

The sass master is back

[@nier4735]

Final Fantasy XV casual chill music to intense battle music. Love it.

[@fanficlover]

and now we know where it all began.

[@WhiteFangJiel]

At this level its not sass, its pure savagery

[@SophieGirl2001]

Hanzo and I have the same problem. Long haired people problems :P

[@cofeespear4992]

Trollyatta + sassyatta ohhhhh!

[@yellowtrickster69]

This is my first time seeing sassy zenyatta, and he is my spirit animal.

[@anoldgamer6573]

aND THEN THEY KISSED

[@le_mothman]

this is the best au

[@ThraktheBear]

Yeah, that's how I got to know Hanzo

[@punprincess3214]

Jesse McCree did he rip off his ribbon and leave or did he beat you up

[@SSMp315]

Jesse McCree Interesting what was his reaction? I assume that ribbon is pretty special to him

[@blinkblink1935]

*Stares At You With Genjis Helmet On* Hi partner!!