I Platinum'd The WORST PS3 Games I Could Find...

In todays video, I attempt to platinum 5 of the worst PS3 games 🏆
The bad games are back once again! This time, I thought I'd go back to the PS3 era and experience the bad games I missed as a kid because I was playing goated games instead (BO2 + Skate 3)
Be sure to stick around for more upcoming Platinum Trophy videos like this one!
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:19 Game 1
13:39 Game 2
27:10 Game 3
32:23 Game 4
45:37 Game 5
#kungfupanda #playstation #platinumtrophy #ironman2

[@Syphon_Filter2]

A friend of mine who watches your videos sent me your video and i saw a shoutout to me, that was a surprise so thanks i guess lol. From what i vaguely remember of playing this game it was an absolute nightmare to do. 100% would not do it again even if you paid me. Good to know my post was of help 13 years later.

[@grounded-jump0]

yoooo 🙀

[@Satiire]

THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!!! WTF Thank you so much for the help man, I really don't think I would've platted the game without your comment! Thank you for checking the video out too

[@Gevans998]

You the goat fr fr

[@Hephaestus_God]

What is more wild is having the same username 13 years later. We are but simple people lol

[@junko4166]

Keeping the same name for almost 2 decades is such a W

[@NewIdeicASMR]

Fun fact: The first Kung Fu Panda tie-in game came out a few days before the movie did. That means the first movie is technically a video game movie.

[@Satiire]

That's so random and even more random that it's true 😭

[@Karson-Duh-Fox]

Same with Cars

[@Vulpes_Shinbi]

Same as Revenge of The Sith

[@squirtle_of_lime5390]

Wasn't it the case that most tie ins tried to come out before the movies? Might not have made it or I might just be completely wrong 😂

[@ogloko2967]

Yet the movie clearly started production before the game.

[@ATLien-fm2is]

I think the reason the kungfu panda trophies look like that is because it may be a reference to the little figurines Po has.

[@Satiire]

This for sure is the reason, my bad 😭

[@KushyCouch]

I had Tony Hawk Ride on my Xbox 360 as a kid and my brothers and I loved it. They did a great job making the boards durable originally too because it managed to withstand a few years of abuse from three 10 year olds.

[@Satiire]

Yeah the board is SOLID 😭 I could see it being sturdy enough to take a few beatings though for sure! I bet those childhood memories are fire 🔥

[@notvixios]

Babe wake up, my Pookie Satiire posted 😍

[@Satiire]

Holy smokes it's the Minecraft guy

[@boq780_2.0]

Notvixios comment with 90 likes and one reply? (I like your vids btw)

[@JohnCalum]

Bro really said hold my beer, I got 5 more dookie ass games in me 😢

[@Satiire]

Think I got a few more left 🔥🔥

[@solarissunbringer4195]

W video Mr Satiire. This one was definitely worth the wait and it brought back some nostalgia as I remember playing one of those Kung Fu panda games on the 360 when I was a kid.

[@Satiire]

Thank you The 360 days were too fun! I used to grab all sorts of random games 😅

[@flooofy6908]

i played the game and i remember it being super fun

[@LadyStrangelove3]

Fun fact, the guys who worked on Magus would later make the Friday the Thirteenth and Texas Chainsaw Massacre game and the publisher used to be the guys who published all Guilty Gear games on console until Strive

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

Damn and they made that utter trash? I shouldn't really be surprised though, the same people who made Rambo: On-Rail Shooter, later made Terminator: Resistance and that robocop game that just came out.

[@Jargon.5]

I gotta say, this video was well worth the wait and holy, these games easily give rise of kong a run for it's money. Also, i think i speak for everyone when i say we need a satiire breaking stuff compilation

[@Satiire]

Thank you man! I'm glad to hear it was worth it :) A satiire breaking stuff compilation might come sooner than you think 😭😭

[@MICHEALKARLIS]

A banger of a watch my man! Truely blessed with 5 games in one video. Really enjoyed this one. 🔥 Would love to see another video like this with PS4 games. 👀 (Surely the sock cam comes back)

[@Satiire]

You read my mind!! PS4 games will be the next one I do in this little series but I am tempted to do a PS3 pt 2 Thank you for watching as always man, really do appreciate you checking these out

[@WhiteBandicoot]

Great vid. Really enjoyed the format. I am baffled you tried slippers for Ride, but not trainers.

[@Mighty-venom]

I love the thumbnail, Tony just looks so done wit everything. Great Vid, just finished it and really enjoyed it.

[@Satiire]

Currently testing out a new youtube feature that let's me use 3 thumbnails at once! I liked that iron man one too 🤣

[@Numbabu]

@@Satiireinteresting, are they for different demographics? Or is it just random which of the three shows up?

[@Kazroceliam]

I refuse to believe there is a bad Kung Fu Panda game in the world 😡

[@Satiire]

I think it was rated pretty harshly I'm not gonna lie 🤣 Metacritic need to sort their stuff out

[@boq780_2.0]

​@@Satiiremetacritic doesn't rate though, it takes an average from every company that's reviewed it and has a user review too

[@RonnieHosteen]

Well you do got a very trash 4th Kung Fu Panda movie so it evens out

[@astrosensei2896]

@@RonnieHosteenwhy would you say that

[@RonnieHosteen]

@@astrosensei2896 i guess you can I'm a lil something called an alpha 😈

[@ShazShake]

That Tony Hawk game is crazy never would have thought something like that was on PS3

[@Satiire]

That is exactly what I thought when I found it existed 😭

[@Thatonefuckinguy]

honestly, if it was made for the wii and used wii motion instead of whatever jank they used it would've been a decent game. And ya know ideally a less painful board. Or hell the xbox 360 had their own version. I just can't for the life of me understand why this was a PS3 game when it would've been a hundred times better with a censor bar. And also it could be made cheaper as well by not needing as many electronics since the wii is doing most of the work.

[@jacobscarberry4799]

And the 360, and the wii

[@SANDREZZ]

Worth the wait, actually phenomenal video Shatiire 🔥

[@Satiire]

Thank you my beloved newest member Sandrez pls enjoy the month long wait for the next one :)

[@zerodawn_rl8673]

Wow this is the best video I’ve watched in so long, though ironically they’re all bad games you made it so fun to watch. I’ve also got the platinum for Magus and your rating I so agree with💀

[@alicemoghani8355]

I throughly enjoyed this! Especially the first skating game. Had me laughing quite a bit. Keep up the great work!

[@Satiire]

THANK YOU!! I really appreciate you checking the video out, even more appreciative that you enjoyed it as well :)

[@flooofy6908]

always love ur vids man keep up the great work. you deserve way more attention for how much effort you put into these vids

[@Satiire]

This honestly means a lot, thank you The channel is growing with every video! Always unreal to see the support 🙌

[@xXFedoXx1]

Bruh how you only have 43k subs... you are amazing keep up the good work

[@Riley_Studios]

I played the heck out of the Kung Fu Panda 2 game as a kid. I just absolutely loved it. I recently went back and got the Platinum for it as well. While not the best it still entertained me so much Platinuming it. Only didn’t like collecting all the gold as that was the only tedious part of it

[@Satiire]

For sure! It's one of the few movie tie-in games I've played that felt kinda worthwhile 😅 If I was still a kid, this could've easily been a top game for me

[@steezee_frostbyte56]

You need more subs bro. Love your content

[@PlatinumROB_91]

What a video Satiire! The pacing, story telling and editing were great. Also, these games looked like 10/10s 🤣

[@Satiire]

THANK YOU MR ROBBBB 10/10s if 10 means dookie 😭

[@Dyllie_Hunts]

Loved this video man, make more like this

[@Satiire]

W Dyllie PS4 next fr

[@teomatic_]

Video was definitely worth the wait! Love it

[@Satiire]

That's amazing to hear, thank you I'll try my best to get the next one out quicker 😅

[@SegIsHollywood]

What a banger video, really satisfied my bed time content.

[@Satiire]

W seggy I'm glad I could send you to sleep 🔥🔥

[@galaxyhycdit2059]

This video was worth the wait. I haven't watched your videos for a month. The pacing of the video was amazing whatever platinum is next I'm gonna have fun watching it even if it's a bad game, a good game doesn't matter.

[@Satiire]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked this one! It took a while to make so I'm sorry about that, glad to see it was worth it though :)

[@galaxyhycdit2059]

@@Satiire it's alright I like watching you're videos even if I have to wait it's always fun to see what you play and platinum next

[@BlobfishPlatinums]

w video shatiire mote all 5 look like life changing experiences espically tony hawk with the feet cam

[@Satiire]

Bro loves the foot cam 😭 W games indeed, forever changed my life

[@JagzPlatinums]

I want to be like Satiire when I grow up 🗣 W video man, editing/pace was amazing

[@Satiire]

W Jagz Thank you for watching the vid man, really do appreciate it

[@CoolVids19]

I’m watching the vid while playing Elden Ring and I heard the trophy pop noise from the video as I defeated a boss. GG

[@ApolloSplasher]

Absolute W video, was excited to see that Kung Fu Panda game and honestly that might be GOTY

[@Satiire]

W SPLASHERRRRR Kung fu panda is for sure GOTY material

[@El_FzEq]

Never thought I'd be appreciating an awesome collection of socks from a game channel rofl

[@Satiire]

I have the best socks in the plat niche 🔥

[@PointsofData]

JS but the sensors for Tony Hawk Ride didn't work great when it was new either. Brutalmoose has a video on it from a couple years ago and IIRC he played it when it came out and had the same issues as in the video he made years later and the one you made...at the very least, the reviews at the time critiqued how hard it was to get the board working reliably, to the point Tony Hawk defended it on Twitter.

[@Satiire]

Oh damn that's crazy 😭 Good to know I'm not the only one who suffered with these sensors. I would imagine at the time though, this would've been really cool for some people

[@melon8151]

to be fair i expectet a banger but 5 banger in 1 vid is insane. Big W for you and the vid

[@Satiire]

Sorry it took so long 😅 Hopefully you enjoyed it!!

[@ravioli-bamboli]

I love your channel funny British man please upload more, small channels always have the best content.

[@Satiire]

Thank you ravioli bamboli, I will continue to upload as a funny British man

[@unsayingdragon]

i remember playing the Xbox 360 Kinect version of kung fu panda 2 when i was little, i bloody loved it. Never actually seen that version of the game.

[@Mrsofresh1000]

hope you blow up, quality content and effort levels are 💯

[@Satiire]

Thank you so much! Hopefully one day I will be up there with the goats

[@bigjohnbibel]

Great selection of games for a great video!

[@Satiire]

Thank you!!

[@christopherwright8081]

I played Ride as a kid and let me just say nowadays it’s jenky for sure compared to what we have today, but back in the day it was game changing! So cool to ride an actual board as a controller! Very good tech for its time in my opinion! Very fun at the time.

[@christopherwright8081]

Not to mention, you could do an actual Ollie on this thing and it wouldn’t break. Very durable!

[@Satiire]

I think this goes for a lot of games on this list for sure! Back in the day, these were all decent enough for the PS3 era but haven't aged all that well 🤣 I do agree though, the tony hawk board is VERY solid. I was slamming that into the ground and it held up through the entire game!

[@La_Goober07]

16:01 “lets be awesome” - Tony Bark

[@toomanyowlz]

Hey man, I doubt you’ll see this but you’re the inspiration to me getting platinum trophies more now. Thanks for being the best bro ❤

[@Satiire]

That's so cool, thank you man! Enjoy trophy hunting and thank YOU for being the best

[@toomanyowlz]

@@Satiire I'll do my best o7 thanks chief

[@utswriter]

The post-rage clarity do be hitting different sometimes. I swear I sometimes find my chis unlocking and achieving enlightment with how easy I pass some missions after that. To the extent that I then rage again at how hard I had found it. I still think my inability to beat certain things cause glitches love me is payback for my xcom 2 playthrough where I ended up with an invinicible mind controlled enemy who because of me ending the first section of the final area with the mind controlling the enemy ended up sending the enemy in as one of my units permanently.....so yeah maybe it the universe revenge

[@ajbeasley2771]

I also hope you plat ghostrunner 1 and 2 eventually because those games are some of my favorites

[@TheEagleWithNoName]

I played Kung Fu Panda 2 game alot when I was a kid and it helped get into trophy hunting. I tried to speedrun the game every time to get all trophies and it took me 2 and half hours.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

17:57 Kearson DeWitt here looks like Karl Urban from the Boys. Or a younger version of Father from Fallout 4.

[@SilverTurianoffical]

You are so real for seeking put magus for this, more should be aware of it.

[@shroom-]

hey a satire upload!! i’ve been waiting and i’m happy you uploaded!!! even if the games are absolute sh-t, it’s still entertaining watching your videos

[@Satiire]

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it!! Sorry it took so long 😅 I've been trying so hard to get these out faster but it seems impossible 🥲

[@shroom-]

@@Satiire just take your time man! i know all of your fans won’t mind if the next few uploads takes longer!

[@sloideh]

i remember playing the iron man game demo over and over on my ps3 as a kid

[@Shadow_Symphony]

I couldn’t figure out how to beat the PROTEAN Hybrid for Iron man 2 when I was a kid (and it terrified me so I was already reluctant to go in and try again) so I did the escort mission god knows how many times because that was what I considered to be “fun” at the time. Funnily enough, the achievement where you destroy buildings on mission 3 is what I was doing every time I played in mission 2. I restarted the final part of the mission repeatedly just so I could destroy the buildings over and over again. After I came back to the game years later I beat it, but more importantly did the escort mission again…safe to say I questioned what me back then considered to be entertaining. I mean was it fun to blow up the buildings? Yeah but not the hours I spent repeating that mission just to blow them up all over again.

[@dianaberlin4767]

That was a great video 😂❤

[@Satiire]

Thank you!

[@TheAdrestio]

The best comfort watches on KZbin 🙏

[@Satiire]

[@Soundwaves329]

I remember Platinum'ing Kung Fu Panda 2… it was dreadful as the trophy requirements kept bugging out on me had to play through the game MULTIPLE TIMES just to get the platinum.

[@Satiire]

This is what I was scared to experience 😅 Glad I managed to avoid this but sucks to hear you went through it :/

[@boq780_2.0]

Your channel is pretty underrated, always assumed you were at like 103k or something, your sub count is probably more than i could ever get

[@Satiire]

Thank you! The channel is growing daily, can't wait to see what happens in the future! Also, never say never! You can do anything you put your mind to 🤝

[@boq780_2.0]

@@Satiire yeah lol, the only problem is my tiktok is doing aight but not my KZbin and I don't really like tiktok

[@Satiire]

@@boq780_2.0 Longform is 100x harder to break out imo but it's possible for sure! A lot of people atm are going the shorts>long form route which seems to be a good path

[@boq780_2.0]

@@Satiire I do a couple shorts but they get no views, one channel I had ages ago got like 3k views but shortly after I started my edgy phase and posted some crazy shit so I'm not touching it again, i personally go the streaming and shorts which I transfer to long form because sometimes I can get a few people watching streams

[@Lopez_gaming-ee8xw]

Amazing video

[@Satiire]

Thank you

[@TheNawaf258]

😂😂😂😂 that voice crack

[@Unbound_Selrahc]

Should’ve got the platinum in the game Dark, it was….not good at all. It would’ve been such a struggle to do too lol

[@tbspromotions]

I remember tony hawk ride, I got it on boxing day for $45 bucks lol

[@Heyteek]

It would be cool if Sony put these games on the modern store of the ps5, i mean maybe not ironman and kunfu Panda but it would be nice😂

[@vulcanblitzwing]

Honestly remember really liking the first Kung Fu Panda game as a kid and i was so disappointed with the 2nd game

[@RealComplainsAlot]

I'm late to the party but great video, like always. But now that we got a leg reveal, face reveal when?

[@Satiire]

Ermmmmm 😬😬 Leg reveal might be the only reveal but thank you for watching the video, really do appreciate it!

[@RealComplainsAlot]

@@Satiire No worries, Been here through three username changes soooooo. Plus, the video just keep getting better

[@GamingToups]

Didn't realize Magus price had jumped so much wow, sold mine for like $30 when I platinum'ed it back in 2015

[@Satiire]

Damnnnnn 💔💔 It surprised me a lot but I assume it was a limited print/sold really bad so the price will keep rising

[@bobhill9803]

I’m pretty sure this counts as self abuse, are you ok?

[@Satiire]

I think so

[@GamingWarlord64]

I saw iron man 2 at my GameStop and I just knew it would be a tie in shovel wear

[@Satiire]

Join the dark side 🔥🔥

[@pizzatimedaily7786]

I had iron man 2 for the Wii and this game was hard af I was a kid and I’d cry every time I died but I did beat it

[@gregorybrandenburger9457]

You're missing Leisure Suit Larry Box Office Bust. I feel nothing but guilt for spending money on that abomination.

[@KakarotOwns]

I didn't mind iron man 2 platinum at all, actually enjoyed it a bit, might be a guilty pleasure of mine 😂

[@Satiire]

Sometimes the bad games are the fun games 🤣

[@SomebodyCalledDani]

The first kung fu panda game for Xbox 360 was hella good

[@TheWildstar]

Please do more horrible Ps3 games I had so much fun watching this 🙏 If you need some suggestions: - Rambo: The Video Game - Leisure Suit Larry Box Office Bust - Harry Potter Deathly Hallows 1 & 2 - Ride to Hell: Retribution All of them are absolutely terrible (I played all of them 😅) And another Game that doesnt have a Platinum but is probably the biggest piece of junk ever released on PS3 Ra. One Thanks for the great entertainment btw 😄

[@Satiire]

I was in the middle of buying Rambo for this video but the platinum is Unobtainable 🥲 Harry Potter seems like a great idea though! If this video is received well, I'll happily do a part 2 Really do appreciate you watching the video!

[@TheWildstar]

@@Satiire Is it? I think that actually only the full 100 percent is unobtainable because of one trophy they never bother to fix 😅. The actual Plat should be completly obtainable still :) Would Love to see a Part 2 of this, keep up the great work!

[@ericzache3636]

Bro literally made himself into sunraku from Shangri-la frontier

[@zPixLx]

Insane

[@JAYDOG1337A]

I have to be honest, I actually really enjoyed the Iron Man 2 game back in the day.

[@Ephenger]

They should make new worst ps3 games so this video can get a sequel someday

[@Satiire]

How about the worst PS4 games? 😏

[@Ephenger]

@@Satiire they made a ps4 that’s a pretty big number

[@Kazroceliam]

W Vid tho!🙌🙌

[@Satiire]

Thank you man!

[@Saltyaf38]

Next game in the bad Platinum series: Devil May Cry 2

[@nikenit]

I remember those Iron Man games. They somehow made 3 completely different games for different platforms (all called Iron Man) and released them at the same time, which confused the living hell out of everyone. One game was at least decent (ps2/psp version), others were horrible (ps3 and DS), but kids (me included) would never guess which one was which... so I lost the gamble and played this shitty one. And this piece of shit game sold over 2.5 million copies...

[@Satiire]

2.5 MILLION?!?!?!? I guess back then games weren't really cooking as they are now so these movie tie-in games cashed in the $$$

[@nikenit]

@Satiire oh, they were cooking, 2004 and 2007 were the best years in videogame history. You just can't underestimate just HOW POPULAR Iron Man movies were. Some people bought all versions of the Iron Man 1, just because they were fans of the character. Also, sorry, I was talking about Iron Man 1. Only after leaving the comment I noticed you were playing Iron Man 2, lol. Part 1 was even worse.

[@strangesyringe4559]

Bro tried so hard on the skateboard game I feel so bad for u

[@1slimeyfella.]

Outro music?

[@MrPropagator]

We have been blessed ❤

[@Cornhollo26]

I hope that you could try the “Madagascar 3” and “Rise of the Guardians” PS3 trophy list because those games are just as bad as the ones on the list.

[@Miketheguy06896]

This will be another w vid im sure

[@Satiire]

Hope you enjoyed it micheal

[@roatedmarshmellow240]

16:12 IS REAAAAAL

[@Deathstroke1394]

Lmfao the nerd emoji just fit so well😂

[@Satiire]

Let's be awesome 🤓

[@Deathstroke1394]

@@Satiire 🤣🤣

[@terroir5001]

watching this knowing i played that iron man game on my youngin days, the disgrace!

[@Satiire]

Happens to the best of us 💀

[@indy5280]

Ah that fast and furious game. I think the Wii U version is even worse

[@gaminggoof1542]

Not sure how Kung Fu Panda 2 looks and plays WORSE than the first game. I actually liked the first to be honest. Level variety in that one too.

[@BlobfishPlatinums]

SHADES ON RAVES ON 🗣️🔈🔥

[@Satiire]

SHOUT OUT ALL THE BOYS 🔥⁉️🗣

[@PlatinAdam]

you should platinum Lorelei and the Laser Eyes when it comes out on PlayStation

[@Satiire]

That sounds like a PlatinAdam game to me 🗣

[@BASEDGIGACHAD_]

Oh man iron man 2 was a fun game but it was lacking ngl

[@danielharr01clips]

Have you done walking dead destinies?

[@Satiire]

I did it back in January :)

[@WoopersDad]

Always a Highlight to see your upload notification my friend 😍🙌🏻🥳

[@Satiire]

Always glad to see a comment from you Mr Wooper

[@Lopez_gaming-ee8xw]

Satire did you heard about game is kinda worst then the walking dead destiny it's called the walking dead survival instinct

[@Satiire]

​@@Lopez_gaming-ee8xwI did indeed, I should be making a video on it 👀

[@JG-og3ox]

i remember playing the shit out of that iron man game as a kid

[@Satiire]

Movie tie-in games had us all hooked 🔥

[@JG-og3ox]

@@Satiire indeed

[@Jomygunz]

I only pull out my ps3 to play black ops 1 If I had a pc my ps3 would just be decoration because that thing sound like it on life support 😭

[@Satiire]

100% valid If I wasn't trophy hunting, my PS3 would've been sold many moons ago 🤣

[@ajbeasley2771]

Also i loved it as a kid and I have fondness for it if you want a bad game then check out eragon the movie game

[@Satiire]

I'll have a look at this one for sure! 🫡

[@guncellar]

The kungfu panda trophies are the action figures from the movies T posing

[@Satiire]

This actually makes a ton of sense, thank you!

[@darynwolcott6904]

actually crying shout out Epic Piss for i too would suffer for a dominos pizza

[@renerivera9715]

Damm, I didn't know there is a ironman game and a fast and furious game

[@Satiire]

Two incredible games right there 🔥

[@renerivera9715]

@@Satiire yeah two incredible games 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grounded-jump0]

lets gooo 👽

[@Satiire]

YIPPEEE

[@ajbeasley2771]

Ok to be fair I think you would have loved the iron man game more if you had nostalgia because while the game isn’t good and I played it on easy I loved this game as a kid and I still remember it fondly as an adult

[@Satiire]

Oh yeah for sure! There's a few childhood games I still remember loving that have probably aged REALLY bad 😅

[@Minicooler]

KUNG FU PANDA IS PEAK

[@thegaymingavenger]

Omg no they did my girl Natasha so dirty 😭😭😭

[@CLW_Aviel]

The first Kung fu panda game is actually good