Saturday Night Live: Girlfriend dumping service

With Christopher Walken, Victoria Jackson and Mike Myers.

[@abuzarov]

"there, there" just killed me. Christopher Walken is a genius

[@snehachattopadhyay63]

It's scripted

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

Same, the impassive way he delivers it:-)))

[@mhjalbwathbhk8643]

The greatness of Christopher Walken is his seriousness while acting drama or comedy!

[@thetank971]

MHJ Home Productions ... “With ONLY todays discount of 30%!! Thats just $8000 US dollars. So c’mon down and call us, get personal with getting rid of her or him, if you cant... Christopher Walken will!”

[@aaronbreeds5132]

walken is the perfect character for this... almost dead inside when he performs such an emotional "service"

[@thomast7748]

He didn’t want to change his hair style for this role apparently. It don’t fit the character. Also a slightly faster and more precise movement style would have worked better, he is a bit too nerdy here. He should have looked more efficient and elegant to increase the quality of the service. For this price you expect a first class service. I prefer Christopher Walken in general but a guy like Christian Bale would have been a better choice. He is naturally dead inside and he is sharper. I love this sketch, it’s really well written. Usually SNL produce bad stuff but this one is hilarious.

[@karl6657]

@@thomast7748 Nah, Bale is just one of those shitty overrated method actors. The problem with a guy like him is, he acts funny, but he's not funny. He tries too hard and too often comes short. Walken is just pure charisma combined with perfect timing and sense of humor. Whatever he does is gold. He doesn't neeed to act funny, he IS funny. He's way beyond acting, on a different planet from the likes of Bale and other method mediocrity.

[@thomast7748]

@@karl6657 I like Walken and I don't like Bale in general but for this role he would have been better, that was only my point. I agree that Bale is overrated and I wasn't comparing their talents.

[@kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored]

Anything walken touches is Gold.

[@noelmajers6369]

If I wanted to dump someone, I'd definitely hire Christopher Walken...

[@jackster1212]

If I wanted to dump someone, I'd definitely dump Victoria Jackson.

[@vascoapolonio2309]

My favorite actor The great enigmatic, cool, freaky dangerous yet elegant and self-assured. Mr Cris. Walken. Clap clap

[@mrkeogh]

There. There.

[@cottoncandy4486]

Priceless , love the droll way he speaks. Mr Walken is very good.

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Oh they didn't tell me you're a weeper!😂😂😂 poor girl!

[@stijnvandamme76]

Nobody can dump your broad as well as Christopher Walken. The man just does it classy, and without all the drama, it's just better for everybody involved.

[@asbusinos]

Last time I checked, they were outsourcing the service to India.

[@atirath1082]

Happy to help you anytime brother.

[@petreyarchives]

"there, there"

[@VegaRocksTheRoses]

hahar! Walken is so g. I love his SNLs!

[@DerekHohls]

Classic comedy! This is a gem. But sadly it's exactly how I imagine the very rich behaving.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Well it least it’s better than just a note attached to your door.

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Too funny for words. Lol So that's how you did it oh my aching petunia! 😘😘😘 Ek is lus vir jou. 🥰😋

[@politic17]

WoW, great service, I mean it could really be a great job if they can handle this just like the video shows. I mean...that went amazingly smooth :).

[@OrchestrationOnline]

Not such an unrealistic thing. When French composer Erik Satie decided not to see his girlfriend, the painter Suzanne Valadon anymore, he posted a gendarme at the doorway to his apartment to tell her she was not to approach him and that the relationship was over..

[@LuisMedinaInformador]

Pure gold.

[@sibongilenhlapo7562]

That’s a service.😂🤣😂🤣

[@melissanunez9266]

I had forgotten this. CW as a host was my favorite episode of SNL.

[@Alfa75V6]

i never read about wonen talking about CW but man that guy is sooo cool.

[@nantalagafirma3334]

Walken is the Sheldon vintage version, he he he he

[@roel.vinckens]

"Oh. They didn't tell me you were a weeper." Looks at watch he still has to deliver to it's rightful owner...

[@francinejones2524]

“THERE THERE!” 😂😂😂

[@brunotg]

how do i hire the guy ?

[@vjk2005]

Digging her ginormous hairdo, a platoon of soldiers could get lost in there for weeks. So, this is kind of a long shot but anyone know if there's a longer version of the track at the end, 6:06 onwards? If not, maybe you could point me in the direction of similar songs? For the curious, the sketch is called "The Dumper", Season 15: Episode 11 aired on Jan 20, 1990.

[@ethanbetts9549]

Holy shit this is so ahead of it's time

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... of its* time (it's = it is).

[@francinejones2524]

LOL his hair!😂

[@MrT67]

"Let me assure you, this service is not cheap. The fact that he hired us speaks very highly of you....." I'm dying........🤣🤣🤣

[@lfc7763]

The striking difference with the current episodes of SNL is the actors memorized their lines and do not have to read teleprompter. Now they don't care.

[@haansworsie]

2:06 There! There! lol Priceless!

[@mynameisURL72]

i went to press "like" ...and then i saw the guy with the guitar...

[@montygill2835]

Classic

[@estherganzon6700]

He sounds like Loki

[@Pearlharbor350]

Season and episode?

[@SaveThePurpleRhino]

Mike Myers speaks like a normal office guy is...um... weird.

[@i_hate_google_]

How can I retain this service I'll pay what ever it costs !!!

[@LuisMedinaInformador]

There, there.

[@LordBelakor]

I want to make a business out of this now :D

[@MrJacMac1968]

@sweiland75 yeah. i met her after she became a born again at a comedy club.She is still a nice lady .Gave me her autograph even though she wrote scripture on it.Im kind of an agnostic.I told her i was sorry to hear about Phil Hartmanns and Chris Farleys death.She told me her favorite guest host was Steve Martin.It was good to meet her.

[@apachehelicopter5001]

6:09 oh my god is that a 1958 Gibson Flying V?

[@oangst9900]

And more importantly, that's G. E Smith playing it. He was the band leader for SNL for a long time.

[@danielknapp159]

I know that actress from somewhere, but i cannot remember where.

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

Working Girl:-)

[@someonefar5600]

There, there .. Sheldon comes to mind 😀 I thought she'd have a rebound with the dumping service guy 😀 The way women are suing and extorting whining of sexual harassment after being dumped, it's prudent to have a Dumping Liability Release Agreement.

[@ukitos1]

3. 2. 1. Okay.....

[@brajeshsingh2391]

this was interesting. Not bad.

[@Elle-xf8mw]

THAT WOMEN VOICE THO!

[@DC-qv2py]

what is this a document that shows that you were dumped

[@plywoodcarjohnson5412]

Interestimg. Good writing. Slightly surreal world. Dealing with a common problem. Pointing a finger at bad guys. Comedy at it's best. Thank you. Now, what's this nonsemse about that u can't break up with ppl by sending a text message?

[@martinlewis807]

How much does he charge ?

[@LordsofMedia]

this video is a drag. Walken's charisma is the only thing that keeps this from being pure trash.

[@lfc7763]

U are pure trash.

[@SeppukuDoll]

No. Vicky is great in it too, you're just some clown with a shit opinion.

[@mayatiita1]

I thought it was HILARIOUS!

[@sigmashot]

Description ruins joke

[@bobbylow175]

Before he moved into The Continental.

[@Robbie_S]

Lol if only every divorce happens just as easy as that.

[@TrixiLovesYou]

No fucking cue cards. 👍

[@fisherking7798]

It would be a great job to pick up girls 😈

[@bhavaneshparbhoo9533]

Is that Mike Myers?

[@arturwiebe7482]

Yes, that's him. Behaving like a normal person, right?!

[@divisiona3974]

Baby shower?! Auch, that got dark... 😅

[@alexprokhorov407]

Hpw come he didn't pull out a watch out of his behind,?

[@nicholasloniello5385]

Badgers jump around

[@alejita1679]

Now I see where Sheldon got it: there there

[@nantalagafirma3334]

yessssss

[@ishady27]

2:06

[@mildredadero5645]

There there.

[@cruellaclose722]

Also that other show, where the man wears the suit rofl

[@godofwinetits3826]

and who will play of its a guy being dumped?

[@Jamil1989]

Morticia Adams

[@satanswife2546]

@@Jamil1989 Carolyn Jones died

[@sweiland75]

What a shame SNL is no longer this good. Victoria Jackson was great, but she turned into a Bible thumper.

[@martinpalmer9810]

"Victoria Jackson was great, but she turned into a Bible thumper." Spoken like a true Pagan.

[@dredgewalker]

Between bible thumpers and trans activisists, I can stand a bible thumper for an hour.

[@Stoshio1]

What is a Bible thumper?

[@someonefar5600]

GIYF

[@roel.vinckens]

It's a lot like a Bible Humper, but with some t in the middle to keep it civilised.

[@sexobscura]

*this is wrong advice: -* *You knock them out cold and then DUMP THEM in the ocean*

[@brucethompson7214]

Talk about wasting the comic skills of Christopher Walken! The guy is a genius and he had to work with that lame script?

[@petitio_principii]

It seems like someone else was also dumped by a service like this...

[@KennyMar]

SNL Sucks. I don't know why MAD TV got canceled

[@specialized29er86]

Chris has to be the worst actor ever

[@logicalnetwork1611]

Specialized 29er you need to go specsavers mate . Chris is one of the greatest actors of past 40 years