Weekend Update on Failed North Korean Missile Launch - SNL

[@zipzapblipblap]

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CAKES I'VE SEEN hahahaa

[@danthomas9077]

That guy's Mmm cake joke in reference to Homer was the best!

[@piarossi4555]

dan thomas Except...Homer would be a better president.🇺🇸

[@drew8324]

Devon Suns it was an ass cheek joke

[@dalyand5944]

Was that funnier or the "butt like an Atlanta strippuh" line, I don't know. Either way, I'm crying laughing.

[@tonyrusso3885]

Dalyan D just

[@LooterLoser]

"You don't know what cakes I've seen" had me dying

[@Lisa_MS64]

I want a tshirt or bumper sticker or both!

[@love-hammer]

Holy cow. 'Member when accidentally saying the wrong country you bombed would have been a scandal?

[@itsdemi1895]

Ooo Yeah i memeber.

[@onyx1186]

now we barely blink....

[@Chunkboi]

Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer 'member when actually bombing the wrong country would have been a scandal? I don't even 'member that.

[@TardyTardigrade]

I member.

[@baqcasanke]

Yea if Obama said that conservatives would be talking all over the radio and tv about it.

[@1mespud]

A pit bull and a praying grandmother for protection! LOL!! So damn true...

[@pcarebear1]

"and if something happened, it was just God's plan" cringing and laughing at once

[@hivemind3000]

Mmm...Cake - Homer Simpson The escalator joke with Ben Carson has me dying. 😂😂😂

[@poppysfit]

Dialing 911 on the floor buttons got me:>D

[@shutupanya]

Colin’s little smirk is so cute

[@lady0ftheunderground]

it is though

[@mehdikhadem2576]

"Are you sure bruh? Cause that's kinda important" hahahah

[@Dj-id9dn]

"He said this was almost more embarrassing than the time he got stuck on this escalator" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[@Turbo9987]

That Bill O'Reilly joke though lol

[@ritahipp8686]

It was the MOAJ. (Mother Of All Jokes)

[@andyflit]

I died 😂

[@pcarebear1]

BURN...

[@aabdi6746]

I've literally never laughed this much on a Weekend Update. Every joke was hilarious😂

[@alexturlais8558]

I sometimes leave my keys in the wrong place, I can understand how one of the most powerful people in the world forgot what country he bombed.

[@zeus0832]

Chris E Wtf is wrong with u

[@baqcasanke]

sarcasm i think! lmao

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

The consequences are of a similar magnitude, I'll give you that.

[@bootlegger2365]

Im sure it happens all the time. If Trump announces that the US military has just bombed Wyoming , I will assume that he (Trump) is confused. (hopefully)

[@ThePayola123]

Alex Turlais Iraq, Syria, Mississippi, Montenegro, or Spain. It's all the Same...!!! Back to that Chocolate Velvet Pussy Cake...!!!

[@Mnyu]

"...I can't think of anything less appropriate. That's like if Chipotle's slogan was 'You're gonna have an easy time on the toilet.'" 10/10

[@fayecookson79]

First of all you don't know what kind of cake I've seen. I love you Michael Che❤❤❤

[@bridgetb6254]

"somehow this is true" me too colin, me too

[@malachiowens3423]

Two narcissistic crybabies going to war. What could possibly go wrong? Lord please come save us.

[@alvinromo9967]

Malachi Owens It's all God's plan baby...

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

That Fella Just lay some candles down in Koreatown

[@starlightwrite437]

trump is just being himself...... it's the 60+ million american voters who paddled our canoe up shit creek

[@aureliabackup7313]

We're going to need like.... 21 praying grandmothers. And the meanest pitbull in the world.

[@itsdemi1895]

aurelia eavum XD that was good.

[@calebk9111]

"If someone got hurt, that was just God's plan, baby. Put some candles on the basketball court and you can move on." This was heartbreaking. No one should have to face grief like this. I hope that Che has found some closure from his loss over the years.

[@catsocks42]

wait, what happened?

[@rileyharrison8304]

@@catsocks42 no idea

[@calebduarte5255]

@@catsocks42He’s talking about living in the projects. He grew up in the projects on the Lower East side

[@rickrose5377]

Better and better. Michael Ché Guevara and Colin Jost rule. And has there ever been a more unexpected line and perfectly-timed line reading than, "First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen"?

[@jackmcnulty1087]

Michael's cake joke made me laugh harder then any joke on snl it killed me

[@tracer740]

"... a pit bull and a prayin grandmother" LMAO!!!

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

I love Michael Che's delivery! Dude is hilarious.

[@sofias5261]

“You don’t know the cakes I’ve seen” 😂😂

[@Joe.Joseph]

If Putin had a baby with the Michelin man, Kim Jong Un would be the baby

[@positionthepositron]

That's awesome

[@glennrothkirch6627]

One of the funniest things I've read. Thank you, Kenny

[@ximpactgames8711]

Kenny, can we please see the DM??? (Hope you get the reference)

[@Joe.Joseph]

xImpactGames It's too much to handle

[@ximpactgames8711]

Oh well, I tried...

[@LovingxJoeyxWheeler]

SUCH a good weekend update this week!!

[@teshawnmason3951]

if these guys keep it up they'll go down as the Best SNL Weekend Update duo the of all time!! 😂

[@RichardYin]

Plot twist: The cake is a lie.

[@aromaladyellie]

I dunno why but I lol'd so hard at the "somehow this is true" line.

[@ZeBescht]

Describing cake is apparently more important than knowing which country you just bombed.....

[@jeffstut55]

Trump looks like he's trying his best not to fart every time he meets with a foreign leader

[@johntaylor999]

Jeff Li. except poot-in

[@garyproffitt669]

Makes a change from eastern tea baggers announcing who their going to krap on next

[@juliecrane9647]

+John Taylor Now THAT was funny !!

[@CRASHjester]

And now for the Seth Meyers transformation: And President Trump knows all about the struggles with sitting in one place for ten minutes. Except for Putin, Trump looks like he's trying his best not to fart every time he meets with a foreign leader. "Vladdy, you got a john somewhere here? No? I'll just let the yak bits fly out, then."

[@samuelsolomon7330]

I shouldn't be surprised with a butt like that.

[@Fortunate201]

I only watch this show for the Weekend Update.

[@vivienneeliza4986]

same

[@TardyTardigrade]

Shud and Spicey are pretty good skits to.

[@piarossi4555]

Laz Garcia same

[@fayecookson79]

Same❤

[@GIBBSKIDS1]

-everyone

[@hsfhanaa]

2:19 Michael Che wins everything. That was the funniest statement ever

[@jorell_lucena]

"First of all you don't know what cakes I've seen" "And second maybe you should take it easy on the cake you already got a butt like an Atlanta stripper" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikefreso6177]

Props to these guys for doing their best to keep a straight face.

[@ag23415]

"The most beautiful chocolate cake that you've ever seen." No it wasn't because I didn't get a chance to see it. 😂

[@archiestevens7379]

Colin: “Build Immunity to diseases” Covid 19: Am I a joke to you

[@faischka]

exactly my thought

[@jillyburt]

"First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen."

[@gemmapecorinigoodall9133]

Best Weekend Update I've seen in a while!

[@naomijenkins9186]

"The one peninsula less stable than Korea... FLORIDA"

[@TrishTruitt]

On the ground: "Don't even look at us" Touche'.

[@therepublicofdiarrhea7792]

Kim Jong Un looks like if Stalin was made out of mochi. Hot.

[@JawbreakerRock]

kim jong un is ugly as shit

[@brettperry3737]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon I just call him Kim Jong Pig-face

[@josephpacetexas]

JawbreakerRock He wants to be overweight to look like his popular daddy, I think. I've been overweight myself, some, but Not On Purpose, right? Like he went out of his "weigh" to chunkify himself! Like, my Dad is lean, so, sure, I'm working on moderately follow his good example, but if he was 400 pounds, maybe that would be an unusual emulation.

[@plqskov1504]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon he looks like he ate Stalin

[@mattg6728]

God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon y'all ever done any research on Un or do you really just fall for every joke about him? 33 years old, 2 masters in physics and one from the military academy, actually voted democratically commander of the people's army of North Korea, and wasn't even first in line for the throne. his older brother betrayed them by trying to go to Tokyo Disney, crossing the DMZ into South Korea and eventually being exiled. Un isn't some angry fat kid. his people actually love him. they've been their own country for 80 years and the only reason you sit there and make jokes is because you fall for American anti socialism propaganda.

[@thewaywewere9587]

Wow how is this man still president? Has he ever seen a map in his life? He knows more than the Generals? What a joke.

[@tiebeththeninja1263]

"A pitbull & a praying grandmother" Sooooo funny!!!

[@cjpaige4945]

i grew up in new york in the projects in the crack 80's with a pitbull and a prayin grandmother for protection amd if we died "it was gods will baby" I AM SCREAMING

[@hneufvil]

"Butt like an Atlanta stripper" :D

[@bluexdiva]

This sketch was genius

[@MiCKi914]

That Homer Simpson joke was gold.

[@jarencascino7604]

The escalator one cracked me up

[@mskeysnote14]

Eat the cake, Donnie Mae, Eat the cake!

[@sabinamaria3325]

"ISIS-K... Kellogg's least popular breakfast cereal." LoooooL xDD

[@Lorr9219]

guys I m Chinese and now in China Trump's cake became a hit topic on social media...😒😒 we have the same opinions of your potus...

[@MsSandhu9]

He is an idiot.. and a narcissist with YUGE ego.. Over 50% of the country hates him with a passion. Hillary won the popular vote by 3 million. She deserved the Presidency, not this racist, war mongering buffoon..

[@brian554xx]

Why did your grasp of English improve after "I m a Chinese"?

[@Lorr9219]

brian554xx I was trying to say that I am a Chinese girl... hope this mistake doesn't change what I meant 😅

[@Chunkboi]

Lorr Xu I doubt that...Trump's policies and his clothing line gave more jobs to your country than the USA.

[@Lorr9219]

brian554xx its my business and I really don't care what u think 🙂 why don't you find somebody else to bother?

[@cam9028]

I love the Weekend Update intro more than I love myself tbh

[@FengShuiKaty]

you don't know what cakes i've seen.......... omg lol LOL !

[@ProdByTommix]

“That’s like if Chipotle’s slogan was you will have a easy time on the toilet” 😂😂

[@alizalee5454]

"you don't know what cakes I've seen!" HAHAHA :D

[@lashaw541]

Minny made her a special chocolate CAKE, and Dump thought it was a peace offering, so HE ate two whole slices

[@missincognito2666]

First of all you don't know what cakes I've seen 😂😂😂

[@dedehoran3045]

"HaRrY sTyLeS oF kOrEa"🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammadchoobdar8302]

lol You don't know who cakes i have seen kill me :D so true

[@Sambuno]

This is one of the best shows on TV

[@Metrixx]

NEVER, trust edited comments...

[@blinktwiceforyes4820]

Metrix Well brainiac this ones all for u, I trust that u will want to read it, edited or not. GOOD GOD! You know that paranoia will keep stupid. .What nonsense r u absorbing from some lunatic site? Surely u don't have a job where u would interact with other humans? If u did, u would know that humans normally have to "edit" their writings, their speech or (gosh I don't fucking know...) um, most any provided information to most any one... Wtf? U really r so gone that u don't think the comments should ever be trusted by people who edit because they want their comments to make sense?. Like inserting a fuckin comma or fixing an incorrectly spelled word ? Ya know, I don't no why ur step-mom lets u have a computer down there in her basement. I mean we all get it, there's no fuckin jobs & u have no rational thoughts, ur forced to live & breath & spew ur ignorance from.ur step-.moms basement.What a stupid ass cunt u r -

[@ryanmcdowell2326]

No it's because comments can switch up on you like this so that I can respond to comments below, (Edit #2)

[@crlake]

....Because you like things misspelled?

[@samuelwalker6496]

anne weber Is this a joke or are you seriously getting buthurt over a copypasta.

[@philphilips9012]

I thought Ben Carson being stuck on the escalator and his dialing 911 was the just just priceless!

[@evelynjuarez9749]

when this is actually news

[@lo-fiFromChicago]

Huh?

[@dmthunder419]

Best weekend update lmao

[@noxabellus]

lol well to be fair this is totally *his* iraq isnt it?

[@qwerty3165]

noxabellus I'm sure he views all of the Middle East as Iraq

[@TardyTardigrade]

He probably thought Iraq was the guy who gassed all those civilians in Syria.

[@beakatriu1557]

I'm sure the Middle East is just one big country to him

[@ladijae1]

Hahahaa! LMBO at Living in the projects and you had a pitbull and a Praying grandmother for protection!!

[@seekgodfirst1605]

HE IS RISEN, happy resurrection Sunday to all!

[@Chunkboi]

Delightful Douschebaggery Run! It's the Jesus Zombies!!!

[@piarossi4555]

Delightful Douschebaggery And the same to you!💐

[@NotSoOpposite]

This didn't age well. It's Sept 20th here at this point in the timeline 🙃👍

[@jaleesamilburn4476]

That pitbill/praying grandmother 👵 joke took me out!!! Ayo, Che... You the GOAT 🐐 bro... oh yeah Colin, you aight too ✌

[@paraparap6143]

I imagine SNL writers sitting on twitter or fox, refreshing all day to find anything that they can use to make fun of Trump

[@peterwoo2489]

should have said "Doh!"

[@assassintwinat8]

Shame what's happened to Dr. Carson. I used to have such high respect for the man.

[@diallobanksmusic]

my absolute favorite Weekend Update

[@thelogicalrealtor]

MOAB costs $170,000 a piece, get your facts right. Great show otherwise.

[@jayalan13]

Haris Bin Tariq not entirely correct

[@mburks3748]

Jeremy Alan at this point in time, it's pretty hard to determine since both Liberal and Conservative sides are each throwing out a number they feel aligns with their ideology. I mean just try searching 'how much does a MOAB cost' and you'll see a bunch of articals written by unreferenced authors claiming its cost $16 million and then some saying it's $170,000. Just another pissing contest between Cs and Ls really.

[@Oliverkavanagh2108]

Haris Bin Tariq r&d and also the plane that dropped it cost $30000/hour to fly in fuel and it had a fighter jet escort. You are also forgetting that MOAB was somewhere in America about 2 months ago.

[@jeanniealviz1077]

You guys are wonderful.

[@Adr1an511]

Saturday Night Live = Next bombing target

[@fostersamels]

4:25 lmaoooooooooo funniest thing ever said on snl

[@EpicPie0]

🎂

[@MrGoturo33]

Love the honesty about still flying United 😂

[@Joe.Joseph]

Just waiting for all the triggered comments

[@tijan8948]

Kenny Omega boom

[@Kira-tv9gf]

Kenny Omega I'm triggered grrr

[@Kira-tv9gf]

Kenny Omega I'm so in love with trump the bastard needs to die

[@trampygamer9336]

Kenny Omega When the triggered comments come from the anti Trump people. Can't stump the Trump!

[@Chunkboi]

Trampy Gamer But you can #FlushTheToilet after you take a massive Trump.

[@geekgirrrl]

LoL Audience at candle on a basketball court, priceless.

[@Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke]

fat boi kim

[@AlexYadaYada]

I'd rather eat a cake made from a box than eat a 5 layer chocolate cake with Trump sitting across from me

[@George50809]

The United Airlines stuff was funny, they were too hard on Trump, he is doing great.

[@tammybirdperson6428]

Can anyone explain me the "You don't know what cakes I've seen" joke?

[@alexmccleod243]

Great opening joke about the missile launch.

[@mrsfeldo1010]

I think I got stuck on the same escalator as Ben Carson...SMH

[@marbleswan6664]

Or as embarrassing as the time you called those stairs an escalator

[@taicampbell3638]

Michael and Colin are killing it!

[@williamfaust8294]

The chipotle joke had me dying.

[@asecretone]

"My name is President Xi! Stop calling me Mr. 11!"

[@claudial3875]

People are gonna look back at these videos in a couple of decades and just scratch their heads at how weird a time this was.

[@antgod2724]

"And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you have ever seen" omg Donald is a fucking child lol

[@michaelchase3247]

"Trumps immunity has built up from a lifetime of waiters spitting in his food" Thanks @SNL and @Weekendupdate

[@MRBROWSER2012]

I like that part about the Americans hacking the North Korean missile launch :)

[@bigborfdrew]

this is like an episode of have i got news for you on bbc

[@pinky9280]

When SNL makes Simpson connection

[@stevebrown7580]

and Mr Jerkoff continues to make us laugh

[@JJoelle]

when everybody awed after he said put the candles on the basketball court LMAO

[@Thecupboardsareempty]

lmao they were on it tonight

[@sectech30]

That was actually pretty funny, some of those jokes were gold.

[@JacquesOuiAuRevoir]

colin jost could get it

[@loretta5653]

Omg I can’t breathe. 😂