Scorpio - SNL

[@werbeagle]

One thing I love about Dwayne Johnson is that no matter how ridiculous the material is, he brings it.

[@zouhairchanoui4615]

Yyjuv

[@Doomfruit]

Exactly what pro-wrestling requires. He's an entertainer for sure!

[@Auswos101]

Was that a clothing pun

[@cl759]

This one makes him gayer than gay, off course this was a clothing pun.

[@muhammad_izzat_88]

The man rocks.

[@AlexLove631]

"Do you wear a blouse with 'Sue' written on it?" -Scorpio Im fucking dying lmfao!

[@AnnaPxx]

😂😂😂

[@AnnaPxx]

@@CUStudioFilms hahaha, he is indeed 😂😉

[@Destirian]

Venomous sting indeed

[@NicholasLionRider]

The new Scorpion King remake looks great

[@jacobkemezys3453]

Nicholas LionRider I forgot that he was in that! 🦂 👑

[@joseveijanen3715]

Oh yeah, worst CGI ever :D

[@rosslytle5700]

This new Scorpio(n King) remake looks FABULOUS!!!

[@numberoath]

Release date is already set. Fall of 2018

[@cjpreston1871]

*comes down to comments to comment the exact thing*

[@elizamieszkowska3936]

So embarassed to admit, but this sketch actually answers all of my childhood questions from Batman, Superman movies... How the hell did they get those gorgeous costumes? Question solved.

[@jongarzamx]

To be fair, Batman's costume was made by Alfred and Superman's by his mom, the real talent is Spider-Man.

[@iEngraved]

Jon Garza Actually, Batman’s “suit” was created by Lucius Fox

[@superstarreviews9937]

What a stupid joke!

[@migdr05]

@@iEngraved that was just in the Nolan films not in the og or new comics

[@richardlewis1436]

They are !aliens

[@DecipherBorn]

Rock is one of the best hosts on SNL. The writers do an incredible job with him.

[@joefelice5062]

Yeah, and he does that great NY-meatball accent when paired with Cecily Strong- she’s the British girl, “Gemma”. If you haven’t seen it, look up “SNL Gemma” and you’ll probably find it. Cheers!!

[@ThatOpalGuy]

He's like ripped Justin Timberlake

[@jacobgard9404]

Scorpio sounds like an actual cool hero

[@nat3co08]

Rico Rodriguez is scorpio

[@alonzocalvillo5888]

Jacob Gard Yeah and gay too!

[@christoman6459]

Alonzo Calvillo yay a gay superhero!

[@arnezj.bridges2768]

Also white Nick Fury's evil twin brother... Man but how awesome would it be to see Samual L. Jackson fight himself!!!

[@ricozeek7697]

Jacob Gard yup I agree

[@MegaCMalta]

That is not padding. That is 100% Dwayne right there!

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

how you know?

[@zack-xb8kv]

@@RearAdmiralTootToot you can hear the slap

[@Beverly_Dingus]

@@RearAdmiralTootToot No way would Dwayne skip squats. That's all meat!

[@isiahwarner3087]

A lot of gay talk in this section of the comment board. I'm gojng to move on to another section!!

[@Suz1]

​@@RearAdmiralTootToot , I'm so disappointed. This is definitely the kind of thing a Rear Admiral should be infallibly able to intuit.

[@lam3422]

3:30 - 3:43 The subtlety of this humour is impeccable! Funny as hell! He's so proud of himself - "I cut it along the bias" *proud grin*

[@srjacobs85]

Aidy Bryant is delightful. I love her in every damn thing she's in. Seriously, she makes me crack up with everything.

[@dazem8]

Aidy can do no wrong. i love watching her! "oh my god... what is this outfit?!"

[@lennarthagen3638]

And pretty

[@bigdaddy0614]

Cecily Strong is just amazingly beautiful..

[@LucaBrasi0]

I know.

[@MrUndersolo]

But let’s not overlook Scorpio’s dress sense.

[@mohammadfarooqi6255]

But single still 😉

[@pasaesballard3601]

Agreed , and single is the best

[@eplanti]

I wish she was better friends with kyle, he's really good at making characters funny instead of fun

[@kirkydaturkey]

Scorpio looks better than the Scorpion King lol

[@fez-._.-zik]

And a lot better than the Scorpion King sequels

[@poppydatta1466]

No he dont.....😑😑😝

[@elizabeths2797]

... HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR GOD-KING MATHAYUS IN THIS MANNER

[@rossmathias5675]

Nope, skopion king was better

[@javierarias_]

@@elizabeths2797 Hows the kabob?

[@AsianTankPilot]

I kept laughing at "it's a very Earthy color story"

[@chriswheeler155]

Come to think of it, it is kind of strange marvel hasn't tried getting the rock yet.

[@TomsThoughtsonThings]

DC got him to be Black Adam in Captain Marvel

[@dandygrrrl666]

I aways thought Captain Marvel, was Marvel not DC, learn something new everyday.

[@radricdavis7612]

fiona marsh There are a couple of Captain Marvels in Marvel, but there is one in dc. But he came after Marvel’s first CM, so DC had to change their CM’s name to Shazam.

[@abrashio]

DC's Captain Marvel is the original, with him actually being created by Fawcett Comics who DC sued saying Captain Marvel was a rip off of Superman (he wasn't but his popularity eclipsed Supes at on time) and DC would later buy Fawcett Comics. the Captain Marvel name trademark went up for grabs as DC wasn't using him and Marvel swooped in with the creation of Captain Marvel the kree super hero. this is why DC's Captain Marvel's comics are called SHAZAM! now

[@isaiahflores8044]

fiona marsh Both companies have a Captain Marvel

[@noahthehapa2302]

His butt is padded😂😂😂

[@patricuahernandez1436]

Noah Sifry ur blind no its not apperantly you have never seen a tight,firm ass up close ....I feel so sorry for you, not only I go to the gym to work out its to look at all those yummy guys go and I bet you'd never look at a man's body the same again

[@alienavonrybick6454]

Check 3.04 at this vid. And YES, it's yummy!!

[@fazyt86]

Valentina Garcia Noah was referring to what Dwayne SAID! When he showed his ass and the ladies commented on it, he says it's padded. re watch the video

[@patricuahernandez1436]

Noah Sifry I realize that but on the jiggle factor it's very slight but if it was padded there would be none

[@alonzocalvillo5888]

Noah Sifry What are you doing checking out his butt?

[@community1949]

I love Dwayne - he's like Arnold Swarzenneger - they both have a sense of humor about themselves and things.

[@pattyayers]

Dwayne Johnson is so cute and adorable

[@HughezyEntertainment]

this one sketch was better than all of Iron Fist

[@Mgranadosv]

KZbin videos of people farting are better than Iron Fist

[@HughezyEntertainment]

... idea.

[@jesushateswood]

Hughezy WrestlingAndComedy Harsh!!!

[@HughezyEntertainment]

it's ok: i'm a geek so i'm allowed to trash superheroes.

[@Crazy-77]

Someone farting is better then your comment.

[@MrHarsh3600]

This is something I have always wondered. Every superhero is one heck of a tailor. Superman, spiderman both of them made their own suits.

[@yuhyuh7603]

Dwayne Johnson, Adam Driver, and John Mulaney bring it every time.

[@Nihilnovus]

I know I wasn't the only one who wanted him to don the cape before the skit ended, just to see how it went with the overall design

[@renatocosta8315]

Black Adam in his early days lol

[@CMON75]

Prophecy!

[@AnnaPxx]

This skit is an absolute scream! Surely a collab with a costume designer, so many technical details and sartorial jargon terms 🙏🏼👌🏼👍🏼😂🖤

[@alexiatr]

There's more money in fashion design than saving the city.

[@ladorys4860]

What's not to love? I didn't expect this and it was hilarious. Loved it. Also, the little winter capelet? Lol!!!

[@karkinissan]

Max-A-Million starts broadcasting his demands on radio. Scorpio heads out as fast as he can. You can hear it on the radio. "Max-A-Million! Your reign of terror is over!" "You'll never stop me Scor- Whoa that outfit is AMAZING!" "Oh. Thanks!. I made it myself." "Shut up! OHMYGOD Thats amazing!" "Thanks." "I wish I had my outfit was like that. Can you design one for me?" "Yeah sure why not. After we're done with this what way I size you up?"

[@kyleknotts9590]

Nissan Karki omg missed opportunity there

[@Hypotheticals_Are_Pointless]

Some those questions was the first I asked when I watched Spider Man for the first time back in 2001. You made that? Did Aunt May teach you? I'm thinking too much let me enjoy this damn movie

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

TJ STEELER Its way more plausible than what happens in the comics. Everyone goes to the "super" tailor. Seriously everyone from heroes to villains. They just chill in the waiting room. The store is supposed to be like Switzerland, a neutral zone.

[@jvgreendarmok]

It was the fact that we already saw him make his own very home-made-looking costume earlier... then somehow his skills must have improved without us seeing how.

[@zenchristos]

Spiders are good at sewing.

[@reversecard2063]

@@IDiggPattyMayonnaise wtf do you mean, that would be the perfect thing in any superhero movie, perfect comedy relief and it is true to the comics

[@nevandempsey9557]

PattyMayonnaise Spidey only goes there to repair his suit, he still makes his own. Over the years he got it to look better.

[@karimmuhammad2765]

I'm in love with Cecily.

[@prasoonshrestha3833]

I did consider this thing when I saw the first spider man movie. I was like OMG the spider also gave him a super tayloring powers.

[@SpideyFan-onst]

God. Dwayne Johnson may be a badass, but you have to admit...he's also adorable too!

[@dazem8]

Aidy can do no wrong. i love watching her! "oh my god... what is this outfit?!"

[@juandiegofm]

The best SUPER HERO that the fashion world needs! That suit is GORGEOUS!

[@jdez10]

This is exactly what this messed up World needs now!!! A designer super hero. lol

[@Mohsin_Ali]

Dawayne rocks

[@EmilyAngelique1776]

Mohsin Ali I see what you did there

[@potatosmasher1072]

Dwayne

[@nashyvan6667]

Peter parker gets bit by a spider gains sewing powers, makes an awesome outfit that goes with his powers

[@howdoichangethepicturehelp9809]

This is the best birthday ever!!! Thank you SNL!!! The entire episode is amazing.

[@elizacarrie7433]

Scorpio Wedding dresses sounds like a kick ass business. First of all he'd clearly know how to make dresses with POCKETS that highlight a woman's natural strength along her body. Second of all he'd have a major in with the astrology crowd

[@dhfjgktdmfhfj1716]

Super Underrated Comment!!!

[@rileyure8937]

That's actually so sweet they're being really supportive

[@1evol909]

Cecily is gorgeous, like always 😍

[@marinachen8623]

tonight is so good omg

[@matthewchow4991]

why is your name marina chen and you have a picture of a random white guy

[@hurrikanebaines2413]

Matt Chow random white guy pic LMFAO💀💀💀

[@shack8110]

Except for the Katy Perry garbage, Dwayne Johnson is hilarious and a great actor.

[@ajmeyers5661]

+Matt Chow - srsly? how is that any weirder than a guy having an anime character or a my little pony avatar??

[@nugzulla9579]

fuckin lit

[@BriGuyIL1980]

I'd watch the shit out of a movie about superheroes who are also fashion designers. Ab Fab combined with The Avengers or something.

[@piarossi4555]

Brian Moore I would go to the premier.

[@ringer1ca]

The Wasp is a fashion designer. Maybe we'll see her in the next Antman film. ;)

[@ムース-r5d]

kingsman anyone?

[@arx3516]

That would fit the inherent campiness if superheroes.

[@FalconWindblader]

@@ムース-r5d The Kingsman have their own tailors. the actual agents themselves, who are titled by the name of the store, are not tailors.

[@adnanahmedsaleh]

Black adam before he was black adam 😂

[@crepeinaround]

Fast Forward to 3:00 to see the Rock slap his own butt

[@gregorbaby4269]

He slaps his "little" oomph

[@weebkittenuwu5862]

Bless

[@mars2b]

...and Black Adam was born

[@RobertBenedikts]

Dwayne Johnson is one of the best SNL guest´s ever.

[@Wis_Dom]

Super Tailoring seems to be the secret skill of most superheroes.

[@lullaby508]

When Dwanye smacked his butt, my jaw dropped. That back

[@nategibson9839]

This sketch was designed just to love on the costume designers from the show

[@theraptor8096]

News "The hospital will explode in 2 minutes" Scorpio "wanna see my winter clothes"

[@She17pj]

When he turned around hilarious 😍

[@DanTheHitman]

Anything with Dwayne is gold, love that man!

[@sudheerbaratam9792]

From WWF hero to awesome Hollywood hero.. distinct roles and performances covering all group of audience..DJ awesome

[@YayMiko]

“It’s a garment, not a costume!” Lol

[@Mas_Tun]

"cut it along the bias," lost it. Whoever wrote this is amazing

[@lord_vernon_dollar]

A superhero that doesnt do the actual super heroing🤣🤣🤣

[@lucasryan2692]

I expected this to be a sketch about memeing about astrology but this is so much better

[@ammealmichieka2116]

"Should I design wedding dresses? " 😂😂😂😂

[@lizpitt4895]

“It’s padded” pppfff yeah right. A beautiful human indeed.

[@thomasjohnson1778]

The Scorpio king!

[@Nirotix]

Lol Dwayne Johnson. My kids love him in Moana. You gotta hand it to him, he knows how to role play and act.

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

The bare back actually works really well.

[@Mondlunar]

I was certain this sketch was going to be about the "venemous sting"

[@breakingnews2664]

Can you smmeeeeeeelllll what the Scorpio is sewing!!

[@smc9098]

1:43 Aidy flustered is always gold hahahahahah!

[@michaelarizmendi1874]

THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT 2020!!!

[@matthewchow4991]

peyton manning for prez 2020

[@albertpujolsss]

Filthy GANZZ Trump bitch

[@TheAmbillionaire]

Joe Hirstein icky

[@twonumber22]

Bernie/Warren 2020! People who actually know what it takes.

[@BossRedRanger]

Filthy GANZZ No, no, no. This is a funny joke. Dwayne is an AMAZING entertainer. But hell no. We need experienced people in office.

[@azrafrahman5986]

Rumors say that this suit was the inspiration for Dwayne's casting as Black Adam

[@jacobwaters1147]

He should've been called The Scorpion King

[@osianoisekenegbe9401]

Jacob Waters Too on the nose.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Jacob Waters You shouldn't get into comedy

[@Sragamna]

as a dude who knits this is how it feels all winter

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

His back is exposed, also this is a nice reference to the scorpion king.

[@NickFisherman]

That is a fabulous outfit.

[@HamiltonLLB]

As big a DC fan that I am…. This was better than Black Adam 🤣

[@ThatOpalGuy]

This was actually hilarious. Good job!

[@antonunltd3713]

I always thought this too with superheroes, there are plenty of times where they just happened to have a ridiculously well-made costume. Personally my biggest achievement with a needle and thread is a teddy bear.

[@amnajaved6894]

My biggest achievement with a needle and thread is threading the needle tbh

[@eazythedon54st]

This is true how nobody thinks about how good of a tailor these superheroes are lol

[@BirdMoose]

1. I love this sketch 2. He has a deadly sting... but where?

[@Vohlfied]

Dood, the Rock is such a fucking amazing actor.

[@shanehaney2121]

This skit was a huge thank you to the props department.

[@Otis151]

"It's a very earthy color-story."

[@fitnessfreak212]

“Do you wear a blouse with like Sue written on it” lol

[@marcelolibermandeloreto5252]

When he shows the back i lost it

[@elcheapo9444]

He's just a super tailor.

[@noahblair3020]

Boy the scorpion’s introduction into the mcu is a lot different than I thought it would be!

[@Mashy8722]

lmfao hey when youve found your callin you just know! tonight's episode has been great! they need to have the Rock on more often. such a genuinely funny and entertaining person.

[@TrueSake]

If someone had told Black Adam he had impeccable taste in clothing, a LOT could've been avoided.

[@jesse_cole]

He made a capelet.

[@kwaynelovejoy8543]

So... nobody has said Rock... is... FABUUUUUUULOUSSSSSSS?

[@4seeableTV]

Cecily looks good in the 1940's style.

[@andrenilsson5261]

That costume is actually very good

[@KatorNia]

This was more fun than all post-Y2K Batman movies.

[@Amy-gn6zw]

How did I miss this sketch? It’s brilliant! 🦂 🧵 🪡

[@paulrichard3614]

The Rock's butt is iconic

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

These women are the reason superheroes change their costume design every movie.

[@MelodicQuest]

Coming this Fall to the CW

[@timetraveler3806]

This man just skitted the whole Spider-Man franchise

[@averygreen6888]

Make a Virgo with the powers of a holy virgin 😂

[@latoyabolt9459]

I like all the sketches with the Rock! He's good!

[@Theboi631]

Cecily:STEVE Dwane: It’s Scorpio now Cecily:SCERPIO 1:24

[@AlliethatBelle]

Lmfao the Scorpion King once again! He liiiiiiiiiives!

[@20mumbai11]

Cecily strong looks hot. I love her 😍

[@DMF121]

Too funny 😂😄😆!!! The cities in Chaos but the sowings great. Gotta Love SNL SKIT LMAO 💯

[@tensphreak]

Shazam!

[@blademanx]

tensphreak we need shazammm