Sydney Sweeney Monologue - SNL

[@ASHUHL3A]

The cut to Glenn was absolutely perfect.

[@usiruk]

That is the best!

[@questionyourbeliefs]

OK yeah that was well done

[@Astral_Dusk]

It's like damn not a bad fiancée either though lmao

[@RW-zh7kl]

It's amazing SNL actually did something funny, but they actually seem like good friends which I guess seems like a crazy idea today that people are actually friends.

[@satyarth9372]

​@@RW-zh7klI didn't understand that cut .... Who was that guy ...?

[@Wingedlight-nn4hl]

Love the Madam Web joke and how she is so good natured and decided to joke about it.

[@jessetorres8738]

Madame Web wasn't a good movie, but I still enjoyed it more than Morbius. I'd rather watch a bad movie over a boring movie. & Sydney acted well with what she & the other actresses were given.

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

​@@jessetorres8738Yep Madame Webb was better than Morbius and Ant man for sure.

[@BeMoreFunny]

I doubt she "decided" anything. Celebs have a team of people calling the shots -- PR reps, agents, managers. It was most likely decided by them that it was better for her image and career to acknowledge (after the critics and internet and public at large had already agreed) that the bad movie she was in was bad. It's not brave at that point. It's damage control. Brave would have been continuing to insist it's good and urging people to see it... Like she did before it was released.

[@xensonar9652]

@@jessetorres8738 It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The first 30 mins and the last 10 mins were absolute trash. The rest would have been average if not for the most weird and annoying villain I have ever seen in a film. Did they reshoot his voice or something? Because it just seemed off the whole way through.

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

@@BeMoreFunny I hope Sydney doesn't return to a Madame Webb sequel I would love to see her in Aquaman if it comes back without Amber Heard.

[@nickRZAramos]

The cut to Glenn 😂😭

[@carrjeep7538]

Who was that?

[@virgilhawkins5680]

Lol why did he look like a sheepish kid?

[@baron17]

@@carrjeep7538anyone but u

[@michaelbonhomme3677]

@@virgilhawkins5680Playing the role of “Oh No!!!”

[@cakerbaker9965]

@@carrjeep7538The actor she was rumored to have had an affair with…Glenn Powell.

[@AlO.919]

There’s something endearing about how she always seems so nervous. Its nice to see someone not seem polished every once in a while and still go out there and get it done

[@doreencellner55]

I guess that rather than being nervous, I felt that she was excited. I thought it was lovely that she allowed her joy and youthfulness and vulnerability to come through. She's probably aware, even at her young age of what an honor and a big deal it is to host Saturday Night Live, and I felt she also came across as being very poised and well-prepared. A real pro, and so talented.

[@changmark]

@@doreencellner55 well put. I concur.

[@DisgruntledDoomer]

I disagree. It would really fit her, if she WAS "polished". Because being nervous just plays into the 'dumb blonde with big tits' trope.

[@mr_coffee9917]

shes so pretty am in love

[@michaelg6641]

​@@vilelive But they appear awkward on purpose to attract the lower classes you speak about who are ply 80 percent of audiences now

[@angelenaj0Li3]

The cut to Glenn had me cackling 🤣🤣 everyone thought they wouldn’t do this show without him making an appearance. But seriously, people overlooked that her fiance and her work for her production company. She’s a lady of many talents and looks stunning as per usual 🥰

[@blipmachine]

Glenn Powell, Madame Web, boobs. Her monologue touched on all the hits.

[@tonyyoung3985]

Are you sure you meant to say hits?

[@JJ-sn1wn]

all the tits*

[@devonkennedy1386]

@@tonyyoung3985 What would you have said instead?

[@tonyyoung3985]

@@devonkennedy1386Ummm. Wits. That's it. She's very witty.

[@DJLizardon]

​​@@tonyyoung3985😂😂😂

[@aubrienicolle]

I love how she addresses EVERYTHING😂

[@itskyyuuuu]

Even the fact that she's a talentless hoor!

[@CoercedJab]

You consumers do realize someone funny wrote it for her

[@aubrienicolle]

@@CoercedJab who cares!

[@nicolems]

@@CoercedJabthats not all it takes to be funny

[@MetalPersonJ]

@@CoercedJab I'll believe the "someone" part.

[@Aviator43]

if you told me this monologue was written by ChatGPT I would believe you

[@BeMoreFunny]

That's certainly how she made it sound

[@sony_mdr7506]

Yeah not great at all but shes probably not used to live show / crowd setting

[@GraceLove33]

You try it then !!!! Shut UP 🙄

[@daviddees7354]

I think the whole episode was written by ChatGPT

[@ViktorHristovvv]

Hahah perfect description

[@MiaGrace2348]

The way everyone gasped when she brought up Glen Powell cuz she was actually talking about it

[@carnivoreforlifepodcast5664]

A lot of respect to Sydney, who has admitted she has stage fright. This must have been terrifying for her, but she did great!

[@youknowwhoiam2771]

She might have chosen the wrong profession then

[@youknowwhoiam2771]

@Sydneysweeney10 you also chose the wrong profession

[@monotech20.14]

I'm sure the paycheck makes up for it.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

The cut to glenn powell was hilarious 😂.

[@lustforkicks7392]

You mean "Glenn Powell". You need to capitalize his first and last name! Edit your comment and re-post it so his name is capitalized like it should have been in the first place! ~Dutch

[@savv4444]

@@lustforkicks7392chill grammar police lol

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

@@lustforkicks7392as you can see, clearly he doesn’t need to do that, because he didn’t. Your claim is wrong

[@lustforkicks7392]

@@LOLLYPOPPE You need to capitalize "As" because that's the first word of your first sentence. Edit your comment and fix it! ~Dutch

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

@@lustforkicks7392 you should change the word «need», because it’s clearly wrong

[@sgrant4558]

Best part of the monologue was the cut to Glenn Powell. You saw it coming, but it was still worth it 😂

[@nobodyworthknowing8707]

Madam Web worked out pretty good for her. She got her money, it was a "big" enough movie to get her on all the big talk/comedy shows to give her more exposure, and it was so terrible that all anyone (positively) remembers from it is her dress on the red carpet. Which is a great outcome, all around.

[@josh44026]

Anything one but you

[@elessal]

and the rule 34 of her in her costume sure helps.

[@JCJW101]

They're some great points!

[@infinitydreamzz]

So that movie somewhat worked for one person involved. With current Hollywood standards that's definitely an accomplishment

[@heroineburgh]

But unfortunately, because Sony had absolutely no idea what they were doing, we'll probably never see her in spandex again. So, not the greatest outcome for us.

[@SamsMediaCenter]

Surprisingly, that monologue was actually good. Sydney Sweeney is self-aware and knows what people think 😆 She is gorgeous like always and super 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

[@Victoria-_]

Her outfit and hair are GORGEOUS

[@ImadudeenAugustSarvaHusayn]

Ok...

[@justarandomguy8694]

​@@ImadudeenAugustSarvaHusayn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hurmur9528]

Hair? Sure

[@rockero1313]

remember "Plan B"?

[@Marvelousgamer7697]

Oof Sony crying after that Madame Web joke 😭

[@tajsimms8976]

At this point bad promo is good promo for that movie

[@thierryfaquet7405]

joke ? You meant fact right ?

[@Stu98765]

Maybe they should just stop making garbage movies.

[@segueoyuri]

bro trust me she's crying too. If the movie was a hit her pockets would be overflowing by now.

[@samueljennings4809]

@segueoyuri depends on if she was payed a fixed amount or a percentage of net profit.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Sydney Sweeney in a white dress >

[@anthonysosnowski7108]

She’s simply stunning like wtf

[@GPeterson-jw5sp]

Who is she?

[@rick49]

​@@GPeterson-jw5sp IMDB

[@jacobrice3242]

GYAT

[@markmower6507]

I am having difficulty figuring out if she is wearing the Dress, Or if the Dress is wearing Her...

[@edwardallenthree]

The "Idaho" joke was old in Spokane when I was a kid. I am not young.

[@KYLETISZAI]

Literally so sorry for your experience 🙏

[@naterocks96]

As someone who lives on the border of ID and WA, there's nothing I hate more than a potato joke, or using "Idaho" as a replacement word for something that rhymes.. The "No, you da hoe" joke is SO OLD

[@timothyscott1951]

yup nobody ever picks up anything from Thier parents , ever , so what if it's old , there are far older that I'll say to this day , the head floating down the river singing I ain't got nobody is older , and I've got no problem saying , but I'm not part of the everything old is stupid crowd , have you seen the new stuff , sounds like ppl had brain damage just before they say them and ppl like y'all laugh your ass off , it was to show shes not a Hollywood obvious type that she does come from a smaller town that she more then acknlowedges , lots in Hollywood don't , I don't see the problem , lighten up

[@mpreedy]

I’m from Spokane too and that entire thing made me cringe it was so lame.

[@edwardallenthree]

@@mpreedy No, You-da-ho. I agree. The irony is that Sweeny's performance in all the skits was amazing. She really has acting chops.

[@tracey0820]

The end with the finance got me 🤣🤣 I love her voice she’s adorable

[@pixalmasterstudios2485]

My gosh she seems like a very genuine person. The fact that she cracks jokes at her own expense is very good for her Personal rapport

[@marclawson2536]

Powerpoint, every comedy writer's friend.

[@ricardoamendoeira3800]

Real comedians use Excel for a real challenge.

[@CamiDL29-mh1xx]

I love the fact she has the guts and courage to sell out this monologue!!!!!!! She is good natured and just laughs at the rumors thrown out to her!!!!!

[@sw6088]

Not that brave sport

[@rustybear5125]

@@sw6088 Relax sport

[@braindeadmetalhead3634]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Sydney Sweeney looks amazing in a silk robe 👘🙌

[@markmower6507]

I Want to Be a Knight in White Satin... Now!!! Hahahahahahahaha 😂!!!

[@D.Jay.]

Not as good as Shane would have

[@matthewryan2060]

She would look good in a trash bag!

[@thedude4672]

First time in a long time when I felt compelled to watch the guest host's monologue twice.

[@s.pottedjackal]

Are you talking about the poorly made white dress that makes her bosom look like a fruit salad in an avant-garde serving bowl? Surely they could've done better for her.

[@bubbercakes528]

Didn’t know who she was but I know she is one of the most beautiful young ladies I’ve ever seen. Just wow!

[@PaigeJohanna]

The scream I scrumpt when they panned to Glenn 😂 Love that they did that

[@fernandosantiagorodrigueze5532]

@@PaigeJohanna is Hangman Of Top Gun

[@mightyatomfilms9127]

Oh she from Spokane? Makes so much sense. Shout out to Washington state

[@lydiahaske123]

The cut to Glenn Powell was hilarious! 🤣

[@zoezr1]

She is absolutely gorgeous 😍

[@stevecatanio8532]

I agree

[@MenardsManiac-tg5nz]

Yeah, she is! 🔥

[@LaylaSmith-d3x]

Not really she is just blonde and has big tits

[@rodneyharrisjr928]

❤❤❤❤she is gorgeous

[@nawal10]

She knows

[@silashurd3597]

3:13 His face!🤣 He’s like “are you serious”?

[@tzdtug]

i think im in love with her

[@darklightangles]

The Glenn cut was hilarious. Continue to do your thing, Sydney!

[@marysketch4772]

She looks so friendly.

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Actually she is

[@OrjoTV]

😂😂😂 cut to Glenn was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

1:58 - I appreciate the fact that she totally knows her looks are paying the bills. And that she knows that we know her looks are paying the bills. And that she knows that we know that she knows that we know that she knows...

[@Mopark25]

Yeah no reason to bullshit, we're happy to look at her, she's happy to get rich and famous, win-win.

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Sleepy Joe : God bless United States of the Ice Creams

[@bigtime2413]

She is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE ❤🥰

[@mikenyny755]

I have recently watched 3 of her movies and am lining up another 3 to watch; she is such a natural actress (or actor if you prefer).

[@deathblade909]

She has huge potentials

[@tinman6783]

You dog you

[@gilmen4850]

yes, good career in front of her

[@inevitable2054]

​@@gilmen4850you mean gOOd??

[@luizfernandosouza2092]

@@gilmen4850 And behind

[@sticksman1979]

I see two big avenues for her.

[@pattiesalon]

Her performance in “Reality Winner” was excellent.

[@ianmoore3470]

So underrated more people need to see this

[@zoeking4605]

The way they cut to Glenn but took him way to long to realize 😂

[@Generate-3D]

She made 2 really good points for sure. Others too but 2 great ones.

[@WoofHmmmmmmmm]

Factoid

[@ShootersShootPodcast]

She looks so nervous

[@chrislowery719]

Yeah man you go ahead and get up on SNL, see how calm you feel

[@tajsimms8976]

Yeah but we can feel her nerves she’s reading the teleprompter way too fast

[@Steveatetheicecream]

No shit sherlock

[@MK-285]

​@@chrislowery719I don't think anyone's knocking her for it, just an observation 😊

[@mychaeljones7526]

Makes it feel natural too

[@banner1724]

This is like when the teacher says time for quiz and I’m didn’t study

[@literallysatan4598]

She looks really nervous and didn't want at all to tell those sex jokes lol

[@danielhernandez3831]

That's what happens when u can't write ur own shizz apparently she's an alright enough actress but everyone knows why she's rly there Just peep the cleavage

[@Tarantulisimo]

she's just nervous at doing a comedy monologue

[@mustang8206]

She definitely wanted to 😂. She does a nude role every time she can

[@josh44026]

@@Tarantulisimoyes

[@josh44026]

She was in euphoria they those things

[@angellohector]

I am Sydney Sweeney's true fiancé...I approve this message

[@hunterdeane418]

I’m from Spokane as well to! Definitely love Sydney Sweeney 😍 She great!

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Hi Sydney

[@rockero1313]

I'm not from Spokane and still love her 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@IndiGeaux]

I loved her in The White Lotus. She has range. ✨

[@CommonSenz]

it must be difficult to show acting skills with such.. physical.. disabilities. like.. she said what?

[@taroman7100]

yes, and it's a D cup

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

I think she’s awesome ❤ a genuine talent her work in Handmaids tale was second to none!

[@minnaw1009]

Handmaid’s Tale? She was barely in three episodes. What are you saying? Lol

[@rtlthemusician5598]

She seems so sweet, I wish I could give her a hug, like… a nice long hug

[@Ianezeh]

into the milk huh LOL 🤣

[@JustNotToday-n8h]

Bro knows what he's talking about!

[@kerplunkety]

she was phenomenal as Reality Winner. Glad it brought her more roles

[@frankieg4334]

That's cool that Glenn was there supporting

[@codreaming9304]

She was so nervous….I would be too! Sounded like she needed to chug some water before going on (it sounded like her mouth was dry).

[@dirtyfunkymonkey]

So much better / nicer than the others like Brie Larson and the chick from Snow White

[@ryanshane8836]

Can't believe she didn't mention Handmaid's Tale

[@IndiGeaux]

Will she be in the new season?

[@mychaeljones7526]

​@@IndiGeauxshe dead 😅😅😅 check her cinemorgue

[@maximusprime3459]

Its a monologue not a recital of her IMDb entry.

[@mdelrroose1414]

Beauty is beautiful, period.

[@alyafey69]

She is one of few actors I never hear negative things about

[@rafin5276]

I'm seriously considering enrolling in her Acknowledgment Academy! She's got a black belt😅😅

[@IntoTheVerticalBlank]

The definition of BOMBSHELL, but also smart and talented.

[@ckludecke]

You definitely did not see me in Madam Webb lol

[@sunshinemybrain9042]

bro the glenn got me

[@FoodLiquorCool]

Best monologue in the history of television.

[@idipped2521]

Sydney Sweeney is like the modern Rita Hayworth

[@dishahalder9763]

Glen was also there to support her😂❤

[@mattmanley7118]

The cut to Glenn 😂😂😂

[@MagikMehedi]

She's so sweet.. Nice to see her getting the professional attention she deserves. It all starts with SNL!!

[@victoriadeguzman6198]

We need Glen Powell to host SNL

[@JustAMinuteYT]

I'm old. I have no idea who Sydney Sweeney is. I watched this monologue and a few of these sketches, and she absolutely killed it - I was legit impressed. Hope her career keeps going well.

[@jrno93]

She has such great personalities, her firm yet supple and ample talents are easily the best thing about her. Bravo to her perky talents!

[@davidl242]

Sydney knows what sells as you can tell by that dress.....

[@podsmpsg1]

She looks so beautiful. Gorgeous dress.

[@calielizabeth9133]

Sydney is my new fav - her ability to do literally anything… she’s a really strong gal

[@savannahisherelol]

I love how she can joke about the reviews of madam web and the rumors

[@elijahroberts6214]

They got me with that cut to Glenn. 😂🤣😂🤣They really got a great sense of humor

[@Hello-Stoiko]

Love her humor! She did great ❤

[@AimeeCVaj]

She's beautiful. Why do some people hate on her looks? Maybe jealousy?

[@jooohan-i9o]

Well…I’d speculate it’s because it’s in your face (duh) and a bit vulgar. Marylin Monroe springs to mind.

[@fusionsuper]

Sydney looked absolutely beautiful!!!!

[@J509-b8c]

Shout out to the 509 Spokane WA!

[@bryce2939]

What a shit hole

[@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE]

Sydney is going to be a star.

[@edwardvalivonis23]

With those globes, definitely

[@lookindescription4459]

I love how self aware she is 😂

[@Sleepysnorlax1]

She could have just came out there and said nothing, still would’ve been one of the best monologues.

[@ryanauker1144]

They are so nice.

[@maxamilliansteele6454]

_HER ENTIRE BODY IS IMPRESSIVE_

[@CashCowSlay]

She is drop dead gorgeous 🧿😮‍💨

[@user-gx1uj1lt9b]

and her face is pretty as well,.

[@gretabrown05]

Washington and Spokane pride!!🎉

[@Teamo86]

I haven't seen any of her movies, but she seems to be a lovely human being.

[@kgal1298]

I like how the SNL writers are on the same side of TikTok as I am I was really worried they were going to miss out on some of the rumors, but you know there's something comforting in knowing SNL has a lot of Gen Z interns doing the research.

[@over-confidentgaming8559]

whoever wrote this dialog failed her horribly. I thought it was supposed to be funny.

[@MUFC-e4p]

Why is the crowd laughing so much..is it fake laughing?

[@maximusprime3459]

Yes. Because this was the most mid monologue eva.

[@GymAndSun]

2:00 “Show boobs” 😅

[@coreycasciano3255]

Love her personality and her sense of humor, such a great actress too

[@Ryctor07]

Did Glenn Powell really show up just for that joke? Legend.

[@szn1580]

Wow she has very huge natural amazing personalities

[@MiloMilo-z7t]

Are they natural???

[@edwardvalivonis23]

36D

[@edwardvalivonis23]

​@@MiloMilo-z7tyep

[@szn1580]

@@edwardvalivonis23omg

[@goiviredmi9]

Like Scarlett Johansson

[@ThomasWilliams89]

not as pretty as Scarlett..

[@2024happiness_]

@@ThomasWilliams89definately prettier omg

[@ThomasWilliams89]

@@2024happiness_ nah

[@maximusprime3459]

Scarlett can act tho.

[@k-lawn]

Eyes up, Guardian.

[@majorgear1021]

No!

[@JoelleThomas-xl4fx]

Her nervousness makes her charming😊😊

[@j1shot2]

I'm here for Maddie Rice, the woman with the guitar just over Sydney's left shoulder 🤘🎸♥👍

[@skyjumper1653]

She reminds me of Marylin Monroe.

[@T222X]

She has the sweetest pair of natural knockers that I have ever seen

[@jeno-ren4011]

its so shitty she has to do a Jennifer Laurence and do the " I am normal like you" she went to a paid school. Her mum was a lawyer, she lies constantly...

[@user-sp3gg7id8q]

Just admit that you feel bitter and Jealous 😂

[@AverageDonger]

​@@user-sp3gg7id8q is it so bad to be jealous of rich kids that lie about having normal struggles? almost seems like they are jealous of normal people problems if they have to lie about having them lol

[@user-sp3gg7id8q]

​​@@AverageDongerRich kids don't clean restaurant bathrooms as part-time job to afford living California 😂 Sydney sweeney was not a rich kid, She was from Middle Class, her dad was a doctor and her mom was assistant for mediocre lawyers lol but after 2 kids she was a housewife Plus Sydney sweeney family didn't pay for her private school, Sydney got a Scholarship also Sydney never said they were struggling when they were living in Spokane, The struggle started after her family tried to live in Los Angeles cause life is very expensive there even bottle of water or grocery are more expensive, don't forget Sydney was the one to blame for their Finacial Struggles that lead to filed bankruptcy and divorced that why she talks and feel guilty, by the way since her roles in White lotus and Euphoria, her doors started to open and she tried to pay her family back for all their Sacrifices this year she paid off her mom mortgage.

[@AverageDonger]

@@user-sp3gg7id8q it's so funny to me how so many people instantly believe everything hollywood actors tell them in interviews even if they contradict themselves.. sydney sweeny is not this superhuman poor girl who, against all the odds, worked her ass of to become succesful. that's the cool image she tries to sell of herself. if we believe any hollywood actors then none of the superhero actors would be on testosterone lol.

[@user-sp3gg7id8q]

@@AverageDonger I believes you're women who's Jealous of Sydney Sweeney and I believed she's struggling financial because a lot of people in this world are poor and I have the same experience, I'm from Africa and I live in uk, my brother was shock when I told him I can't efford Sport Car 😢 I do believe her beauty and lucky play a big part of her successful not because she come from rich parents, Why Ana Taylor didn't said she was poor? Because she was not but she said she was bullying and I believe her, Celebrity are human being and who struggling and have a Victim Mentality just like us. Most Women love to bring down IT girl by saying she lying or fake so be careful.

[@Johnscenah]

Glenn looks like he's gonna destroy the entire stage😭😭😭

[@GVMakesMusic]

Here for the jiggles, sorry I mean giggles