The Dream Guy - SNL

A dating show attempts to pair a single woman (Kim Kardashian West) with the man of her dreams.
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[@justinbuergi9867]

This was quite the unexpected cast of guest stars

[@deviantmoore9744]

@@tfcooks Imagine being this pressed in a sketch comedy comment section. She's trying. It's all for shits and giggles. Get over yourself.

[@nathanmeier2817]

@@tfcooks You don't need talent when your rich. And she obviously has talent she's a mother. I think we would all like to see you get on SNL. 😭😭😭😭

[@SpiacyLos]

it's a pity they didn't invite comedic timing for this one

[@joeymorvant161]

@@tfcooks YOU don't think she's talented, we all don't feel the same way!

[@joeymorvant161]

@@deviantmoore9744 Thank you!

[@suzya.2730]

I love how stone-faced Kim is the entire time, but Amy gets her to break!

[@yoni5570]

Kim said in Episode 2 of the Kardashians last week that Amy is one of the funniest people she knows.

[@omarssikins]

The power of both holes.

[@laumow]

@@jordanjackson9319 the Bachelorette maybe? Lol

[@morgangray3632]

@@jordanjackson9319 it’s making fun of the bachelorette… how did you get ANTM? Not even the same show. A lot of reality shows how the same concepts when it comes to the elimination process but this is poking fun at bachelorette/bachelor, which is a love/dating/match making show.

[@matthewmurillo9720]

Even s

[@tiffanyhilgendorf3356]

She nailed the way that they talk on those bachelor shows and how seriously they take themselves. Hilarious

[@karlhudson5895]

You look beautiful 😍

[@ytsux9259]

Kim is so uggo nowadays.

[@tidefanyankee2428]

"how seriously they take themselves" "on those bachelor shows" As opposed to the moral compasses the Kardashians are.........

[@nohandlepls]

@@tidefanyankee2428 it's always "peace and love" "positive vibes only" until the Kardashians pop up

[@ouryayommay9435]

@@nohandlepls literally just covert misogyny. how dare these women be rich 🤧 /s

[@BlackLasher]

"You are literally the most attractive human being I have ever seen." We are with you, Kim, we are with you.

[@tonijlynch8724]

Facts lol

[@janellerollins5893]

And this was BEFORE his debut on Broadway 😉

[@lukasblur3500]

Im only with her cause ive seen his big stick

[@aaronbarlow4376]

He's not at all. He looks like a standard Uber driver. If it were Henry Cavill I would agree.

[@vmd0734]

Kim: *"I dont love that you have a wife"* OMG I cracked up 😂

[@718bzo]

Your Very Beautiful Nessa😁😍

[@caitymarie3975]

i really need you to work on your wife situation

[@flowrinse9671]

I am dying…😂😂😂

[@vmd0734]

@@718bzo thank you!

[@michaelbanner1597]

divorced

[@crystal2011bruin]

“That was really vulnerable of you” why did this whole skit kill me 😂

[@haleymist09]

Lol because the whole idea of The Bachelor(ette)'s ideas of love and vulnerability is so dumb 😂 SNL's send up is just perfect.

[@melbatoast667]

Because you've seen The Bachelorette before, and this is barely even a parody.

[@erick07cas]

Because you have mediocre taste in comedy, i smiled not once. NOT ONCE. Trash

[@crystal2011bruin]

@@erick07cas over 3,000 people would disagree and counting, check the likes. Get some joy in your life

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@leahchoe2146]

"I'm also on the boys fyi.. ok bye" xD Yessss

[@eugenestevenkong9430]

We had: Chace Crawford, Tyler Cameron, Blake Griffin, Jesse Williams, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, and the legendary John Cena himself. This had to be the time which SNL had that many guests. (Three of them were in Eric Andre Show, BTW)

[@somethingyoufound]

True

[@corysanon7084]

It’s the fact that she had enough tokens for everyone but chose to give 1 to Amy. So Kyle really didn’t have to die😭😂

[@kennyryan9967]

He’s little

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@greenburg2276]

Read didn’t have to die a second before he died and was like huh?

[@Dei1751____]

Zeke

[@ameliac504]

Omg you right

[@luney4tunes88]

Now this is a Bachelorette season I would watch.

[@nycgirltee]

Right! I loved it and never seen an episode of the Bachelorette 😭

[@nathandunlap3039]

Am tired of angels n there none serving fake shit all deciving n lies

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

So there's no fake folks in this comment section... 😬

[@JNMKlover]

Same. Was so over after Andi

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@songbird6414]

I seriously never thought it was possible, but Kim and Amy ironically make each other funnier???

[@Max-pv7pk]

I love how they kept naming John's accomplishments

[@georgeparker8198]

“John C, I’m really gunna need you to figure out your wife situation” this was really funny

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@sindelxkitana9710]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@islandbeats8301]

@Jesus Gonzalez kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5eQnpupnbJqmpo

[@CarsAndFails]

if you're reading this, I wish you happiness and wealth

[@Jona7Fer]

Hey, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Do it today, don't delay. Time is short. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10

[@spirituallavender7552]

Kim: I don’t like that u hav a wife John: that’s fair 😂😂😂

[@xqnuy]

hi profile pic twin

[@lovepowerful7517]

😅😂😂😂😂😂😁😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@Lol-ik8xm]

Even though I'm pretty sure he's not married.

[@RyuujinLetum]

@@Lol-ik8xm he is

[@rickrobinson174]

0:05 Why did Kim look like a barbie doll bruh 🤣

[@vycma9941]

Cus is 98% plastic now 😂

[@yaricampoz]

I was staring at Nate from gossip girl 🤣

[@fishbooot2044]

They really did summarize all the episodes of every season of the bachelorette in 4 minutes.

[@doubex1965]

With a twist of death

[@SuckafreeMedia]

Someone had a wife on the bachelorette?

[@mp-fx8nt]

@@SuckafreeMedia yes, Tony. And even Andrew

[@breakingames7772]

thanks for telling us, we wouldn't know because we don't watch complete garbage

[@macklifebizzle6392]

I’m still lost🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesz9635]

I love the unnecessary plot detail that Jesse Williams considers Zeke and John Cena to be his best friends. He probably didn't see Rochelle the entire week because he was too busy bonding with his bffs

[@lilmocoo9463]

I make funny content. I have to make u laugh if not my mom will send me back to Africa!

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@thegodpotato132]

That’s the point. On the show so many times it seems the dudes become better friends than actually making progress with the bachelorette

[@BethanyNash]

I genuinely appreciate how much thought you put into this

[@N8Films22]

Peacemaker, Marcus, the zebra from Madagascar and the deep in the same room never expected it to

[@sunshinegiai]

Kim looking like a robot😅😂

[@AnnaKo.-fb1we]

Jessie W. looks like a robot. Markus from DBH.

[@nvsnvs101]

I'm so surprised she picked John Cena I didn't know she could see him

[@ANGELSLVME]

Good one

[@APETHOMPER]

john cena was in this vid??

[@kw9568]

Ummmmm

[@MrChefT]

Who did she pick? John Cena was John C?

[@mommabear2299]

Best comment 😂

[@linettesanchez9955]

They didn’t tell Kim what Amy was gonna say and it’s hysterical

[@lizardmandx]

Predicting that Amy will mention her vagina given the chance is like predicting the sun rising in the morning.

[@soylentgreen8795]

@@lizardmandx It was funny though

[@milascave2]

@@lizardmandx But did she? She said she accepted the token "With both my holes." But most women have three, not two, holes. So and we can see that she has a mouth. SO that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?

[@audiolover8820]

@@milascave2 there's actually a fourth hole. Quagmire showed me..

[@joeymorvant161]

Linette Sanchez It was hysterical! How'd you find that out?

[@miked9594]

Kyle Mooney plays this role almost too perfectly

[@tabathasmith9053]

Out of all the skits she did, this one is my favorite. 😂

[@seagull8415]

Fair play to Kim for not breaking after “with both holes”.

[@hoover728]

She kind of did though which I appreciated because it proves she's not the brain dead automaton she appears to be.

[@joeymorvant161]

Smiled plenty, though, lol!

[@Grey000]

It was a close one

[@haleymist09]

Very Amu Schumer lol

[@scouts.748]

She almost did

[@queenkitsune4864]

“But you’re also a six time NBA winner, and that intrigues me” 😂

[@maddox1600]

What did u just say

[@propogandalf]

@Lany I thought he was her ex

[@coffeebeann1]

@@propogandalf I’ve been waiting to see someone talk about that lol

[@Turbonilla]

I feel the same

[@MYTUBE427]

Zeke, Say your goodbyes and walk into the pit

[@KikiMoment]

I enjoyed this, but really laughed out loud at "I don't love that you have a wife"😂

[@candacecellis]

I still watch this, we need a sequel

[@thebigcnel]

"I haven't talked to you this entire time, but you're the most attractive person I've ever seen." Dating in 2021 in a nutshell.

[@ameliac504]

Yep

[@mikeesco6905]

Dating in LA in 2021

[@hankmoody7974]

Fairly certain that's dating since 2021 B.C.

[@MTSGaming]

This applies to most years

[@Azzazpimp]

Dating in always throughout all time in history, in a nutshell

[@andrewphipps5265]

kim literally looks just like how nasim would look while she impersonated her

[@popeye697]

Didn't know she was hosting, so I thought it actually was Nasim for about 5 seconds

[@joeymorvant161]

Sounds like Nasim impersonating her, too! How did they EVER let fine as HELL Nasim get away?!!!!!?

[@felinemocha1995]

Yes! Like an alien almost

[@karinamedina1635]

Yes! She looks more like Nasim than kim haha

[@gamar2294]

omg yeeeessssss

[@depresseddiva5704]

Wow! This scene is AMAZING! Everyone killed it by Kyle Mooney STOLE THE SHOW! This needs to be a reoccurring character! EVERYTIME some gorgeous star ⭐️ comes on, he needs to be this person!

[@jaznchic]

Kim, you killed this! I am watching your episode on Hulu and I thought of this skit. I am watching it now because it was my favorite one from your hosting! SNL please invite Kim back!!💕💕💕

[@ScenicFights]

I was way too invested in this like it was an actual dating game show lol. So many hot guys up there, especially Zeke.

[@tammygeathers8169]

Lolol! For realzzz tho'.

[@raw_oyster]

Zeke do sho 😚❤️👌

[@brielliott04]

THIS IS CRAP!!🤣 This made me laugh so hard

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@nghtwtchmn129]

Ken Marino starred in a 2012-2013 parody of dating shows: Burning Love. His character, a firefighter, would offer the bachelorettes a garden hose nozzle on a plaque and ask, "Do you accept my hose?"

[@MsMe2016]

She looks like she’s having so much fun and it’s actually kinda cute??

[@jacqueswebster6463]

Are you asking a question?

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@xenahex]

She is a literal robot the entire time

[@Kelvargaming]

@@xenahex Yeah I don't see the her having fun part at all. Guess all the botox means she can't express joy anymore though, I don't know

[@codzboy74]

@@Kelvargaming That's very very rude of you

[@cleffa173]

I feel like this isn’t the first time a guy named Zeke has suffered a terrible fate on a reality show. (100 points if you get the reference.)

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Freakzieal

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

TOTAL.DRAMA.POOR EZEKIAL

[@jessrosefawkes2721]

She was good in this sketch. Defo an improvement from the Aladdin sketch we’re she kept looking at the cue cards lol

[@jg2722]

John cena , Tyler c and zeke looked so good up there. Especially zeke

[@ryanherron7436]

Ngl, I bursted into tears at the "I don't love that you have a wife" joke

[@bryana50cents16]

Literally

[@lilypoon1175]

They got Tyler and Chris rock, Jesse William, Chace Crawford and John Cena wow!

[@shawnuel]

I have no clue who Tyler is.

[@jaleesagreene6800]

@@shawnuel Exactly who is he

[@sunshine3914]

Chris looking old... makes me really old.

[@shawnuel]

@@jaleesagreene6800 I really don't know.

[@shawnuel]

@@jaleesagreene6800 Oh, he is the second guy who Kim calls down. tall (not as tall as Blake Griffin).

[@dennisborjonmarquez9216]

Kyle is so amazing at that type of character 😅

[@leilanav1929]

Guy with glasses that expression that head that reaction at intro so funny !!!!

[@user-np1ul4nb4d]

"I'll definitely miss being in the house with all the guys, and Amy Schumer "

[@mendozaartstudiollc1354]

Schumer made Kim break. "Two Holes" LOL!

[@TheLifeofKiara]

kim did soooo good keeping it together lmao. I would’ve been cracking up

[@lvega5606]

At what? There was nothing funny about this. It's embarrassing how bad SNL has gotten.

[@jordanyates8541]

@@lvega5606 yuuup

[@urmomstink2844]

@@lvega5606 fax.. i dont understand all these positive comments.. this shit is corny

[@luxxpro2206]

@@lvega5606 stop being a little stinker

[@nestorcalucagjr7290]

It was pretty weak in the jokes department. The only joke was the with both holes joke that kim cracked on lol

[@emilkurz6717]

Amy just crushed it 😂

[@leilanav1929]

I love zeeque funny little guy ...he's the best see intro !

[@kalahwilliams8768]

I didn’t physically laugh once but this was absolutely hilarious

[@marcosul3992]

@kalah williams : with you 100% , people always overreact by saying , im dead ,deceased omg I cracked up , on the floor people are so full of shit .

[@thorocomments817]

Same, still goddamn funny.

[@authentic3716]

Omg this is the comment of the day seriously though .so accurate

[@JasonHauser125]

Same. I didn't laugh either, but it was a really good skit.

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

@@marcosul3992 but I am dead. Dead inside

[@ShinRyojin]

Props to Kim for keeping her composure after the “both of my holes” line.

[@JNMKlover]

😂

[@user-cg9zq4bt5q]

Wasn't very funny kinda just....old.

[@hyrtthyrtt3743]

I laughed cuz like she isn’t an actor. So like when ppl say rhat stuff it’s live and the pressure is there. She did good.

[@OscarSilvaMMA]

Imagine thinking that's funny

[@alexvaraderey]

@Michael D More probably because it's not an adults-only show. The permutations of humans enjoying each other sexually are varied and almost limitless. Some women enjoy anal and there are such things as strap-ons.

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

Kim is such a great host! These skits are hilarious!

[@FFJ2013]

It was the pic that had me laughing So hard 😂

[@awikim]

Off-topic but that dress looks gorgeous on Kim

[@kimberlyanderson2976]

It is!

[@cynthiaholland13]

Definitely

[@Belfastboi]

Never seen her wear a dress like that it’s gorge

[@valenfigurka3869]

kanye did her dirty when he banned her (and she listened to him...) from wearing bright colors, because yellow has always been HER color 100%

[@randohuman5084]

@@valenfigurka3869 He actually did that? Isn't that like abusive?

[@TimeBucks]

Kim reads the cue cards so fluently

[@grapesforallofus]

Indeed

[@marshawhite2670]

Lol.

[@RichCinema]

Years of practice on "reality" tv and talk shows.

[@huntingwithlewis7801]

Really avoids the eye contact with other actors too.

[@krizelleynes3984]

Yeah a lot of them do that even the SNL actors. I’d say she can read the cue cards better than some SNL actors and other guest actors.

[@bodytrainer1crane730]

I love the appearance of Amy S. !!!!!! 😂❤️😂

[@inheritmyshoes9559]

This SNL appearance made me kind of like Kim a bit. It humanized her. She did great the whole show. And wow what a cast for this one skit!

[@ruithealmightyYT]

"one eligible lady hoping to find her very own... the dream guy" was easily the best line in the entire sketch

[@PrettyMuchIt]

agreed

[@sajeeliltafiltaf515]

Languishing ok

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@inactive120]

@@PrettyMuchIt oh hey guys 🙋‍♀️

[@ashleyd8412]

Kim looks absolutely stunning, and she did a fantastic job.

[@e.d.5766]

Amy wasn't a contestant, so there were enough tokens for everyone. The fact that there weren't supposed to be any stakes makes this much more realistic.

[@ArisFilms]

this is CWAP

[@matzohgirl]

Kim Couldn’t stop laughing.

[@lh9591]

She was the only one Kim genuinely smiled at

[@homarmendoza26]

zeke lost fair and square and paid for it with his life

[@Jona7Fer]

Hey, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Do it today, don't delay. Time is short. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10

[@Ramonerdna]

Her delivery here is very good, they brought out a LOOOT of stars for this, pretty awesome

[@sarahrivas461]

This is the first SNL that has made me actually laugh out loud in a while

[@QueenCoCoaMocha]

They should have had ALL of Kims' ex's show up for this: EPIC

[@jaeceee]

That wouldn’t make sense at all: THINK IT OVER

[@zojairam]

That would it be hilarious!!! Khris Humphries next to Ray Z and Kanye and Travis Barker (just to make it funnier) 😄😁

[@alexismonet9072]

Which one was her ex?

[@davidw7218]

Should have had the guy she made the sex tape with as a contestant so when she gives him the token, he could adlib a response like, “That’s OK, I’ll always have the tape of us together.”

[@tiffakang4525]

Messy, but extra good.

[@lizzy7099]

THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM GROUPING OF PEOPLE

[@samsneadd]

well there was the apprentice at one time

[@carlofiorletta]

darn good. Maybe best surprise guest based sketch I can recall on SNL

[@covagotnext8337]

This is such a great lineup!!

[@mendozaartstudiollc1354]

Probably the most guest appearances in one skit in SNL history.

[@fenzelian]

This had 7, Justin Timberlake had a sketch with 8 when he joined the 5-timer's club - Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Martin Short, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks and Candace Bergen. I'm assuming there might be one from the big anniversary show with more - but any others with more?

[@lindagoad2163]

@@fenzelian not to mention that each one of those is worth the entire group from this sketch so that's like, 56 guests.

[@Dr.LongMonkey]

Umm no pretty sure its not, dummy

[@asikbanget6359]

From the guys I only recognize John Cena and Chris Rock ... Oh and also 1 lady that steals other people's jokes ..

[@Mean.Devil77787]

@@asikbanget6359 still hating on Amy huh

[@izabeldiaz-cortez2763]

“I wish I could marry every single one of you but that would be too many husbands.” 😂

[@marshallginder8559]

i NEED more episodes of this

[@marquesjohnson6359]

"Jon C I don't love that you have a wife " LOL 🤣 it really is Kim's dead pan delivery that made all of her lines hilarious 😅

[@halimahiman]

She was sooooo FUNNY in this!!

[@marquesjohnson6359]

@@halimahiman i thought so too she was hilarious in every skit

[@halimahiman]

@@marquesjohnson6359 Agreed! She had the perfect Timing for Every sketch! Well done.

[@marquesjohnson6359]

@@halimahiman I agree she really nailed it I wouldn't mind if she hosted again

[@39Hundred]

If Leslie Neilsen was still alive, Kim would’ve been great in the Naked Gun films with her dead pan delivery.

[@sushantthapa4151]

Kim breaking down after hearing “With Both my HOLES.” 😂😂😂

[@bishopscore]

🤣🤣🤣

[@happybirthday146]

Amy was gunning for her.

[@peekaboots01]

It's funny people thinking a slight smile is a break down.

[@avramtsvi]

It’s so cool how they don’t worry about being funny at all and just concentrate on filling the time and monetising via celebrity appearances that provide co-branding opportunities!

[@absoluteterror9098]

"and that intrigues me" Blake Griffin has intrigued me for a solid decade

[@greygooselean8217]

She almost broke character but I’m very proud that she hung in there and she did an amazing job

[@greatmcluhansghost7134]

she's not a good role model unless...eh screw it

[@innermeetme]

You're a bot right

[@greatmcluhansghost7134]

if it weren't for her, you might have actually stepped foot in a library instead of knowing 100 ways to take a good selfie 🤳🏼

[@ChelseaGoneAwry]

I’m honestly glad they wrote some strong sketches for Kim - this was hilarious and she did a really great job hosting this week!

[@hiddencrow3167]

were we watching the same video..? she's terrible and cringey lol

[@ariellelillian8644]

@Jesus Gonzalez if she's so "sudo" and "non influential" why do you, your wife and all her friends know exactly who she is and exactly what she's doing? 🤔

[@jeremygerlach5488]

Blink if she’s got you at gunpoint She was boring. And now no longer related/married to anyone famous. You don’t have to kiss her ass anymore 😂

[@doc8013]

@Jesus Gonzalez lol but you watching SNL wouldn't answer her question, would it?

[@chelseabradley3645]

@Jesus Gonzalez nobody cares, bud 💙

[@Bieebsarehot]

When he screamed "This is craaap!" i bursted out laughing hahaha

[@nicekingandqueen]

They should have used Pete Davidson in this

[@Siannmelissa]

She wanted to burst out laughing when Amy said both holes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she held it together though 👏🏽👏🏽 And I was done when she told John to figure his wife situation out 😆😆😆😆😆

[@adsygee6414]

I know i dont know how the fk she never lost it. Shes probs rehearsed it over and over n it wasnt as funny anymore hahaha

[@davidvbobb7785]

Shumer has never said anything that's made me laugh. She's a joke stealing hack who talked about vaginas one time and it was funny for about 11 seconds. If that.

[@sahib5]

@@davidvbobb7785 wow riveting take bro. Just say you’re an incel and move on love.

[@tj.espygil4544]

This was a show to remember. Kim did a surprisingly good job in every sketch. Also, I've never been a fan of his,, but John Cena looked so so hot in this bachelor sketch.

[@affanyfan]

i dont think you had enough emojis in your comment

[@23kc]

Chris Rock is finally getting older.

[@sjoo8]

It's aging makeup so we don't catch on to the fact that he's a vampire probably.

[@gwendolynhill979]

😂😂😂😂😁✌

[@jackgialamas3587]

He may be aging but at least his voice isn’t changing

[@mvj1153]

I know....That happened fast. Wasn't he young looking last year? 😨

[@olaines9154]

@@mvj1153 last year? Lol

[@claudiab2957]

Kim did awesome! I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing

[@srkajol1107]

That" WITH BOTH OF MY HOLES" was hilarious😂😂

[@morpheus6749]

She has three holes. Which two was she talking about?

[@marthal8862]

I swore that was Kris Humphries. That would have made this funny.

[@radboston]

Blake Griffin actually made it funny. Much better player than journeyman Humphries, a genuine top player, yet very similar high and skin color.

[@TheBasher-_-]

They do look alike I keep getting them mixed up.

[@randyrose6303]

Me.too

[@emilyhull3649]

Okay same I was so excited then realized I was wrong lmao

[@veronicadelafuente4212]

I thought so too at first...lol

[@c-light7624]

“THIS IS CWAAAP!!” 😂 The entire skit was hilarious and unexpected. Leave it to Amy to make Kim break

[@MsCynthiaPearl]

That was my favourite bit lmaooo

[@fghyjhku]

Lol he talked like baby 😂

[@arichalevas2298]

It's stupid

[@arichalevas2298]

And Amy is gross

[@y05077]

Never thought I'd share an exact thought with Kim Kardashian until 3:46 when she said "Okay guys this is where it gets really really hard" and I can tell the exact thought that everyone had including her at that moment.

[@thebigguy8306]

👏BRAVO to SNL for using its long reach to scoop up outside guest stars.

[@eddymil2366]

I love how Kyle is just kinda there. All these celebrities and Kyle was the highlight.

[@deand6411]

SNL cast members are on par with superstars to many show fans. But they play themselves down so well.

[@thegodpotato132]

@@deand6411 no

[@teleportdinero]

@@thegodpotato132 greetings my name is general teleportdinero

[@mommyissue]

Who is Kyle

[@toddysurcharge771]

@@mommyissue yeah I think they said Zekes name wrong

[@lenaspiro6446]

This was such a lost opportunity for having Cena left at the end, and Kim saying she just "can't see" him xD

[@BunnieButtons]

Yes!!!!

[@victoremisho9432]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Genius!

[@UniMatrix_1]

You're hired.

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I was thinking the same thing when he was last.

[@WayneCraft]

agree 100% and was thinking the exact same thing

[@djmar6279]

As soon as she said "John Cena", his theme music went off! 🤣

[@Jukkala]

Her appearance on SNL was the first time I've seen Kim exhibit any appreciable talent. She plays "straight" in a comedy sketch quite well.

[@KK-pm7ud]

Chris Farley would have absolutely crushed this sketch

[@bobedwards7455]

WOULDA COULDA SHOULDA

[@phyllisirwin5660]

Belushi, Will Farrell, Eddie Murphy, Norm MacDonald, even Steve Martin that wild & crazy guy. Robin Williams would've totally nailed it also, Jim Carry.

[@manuelb3458]

RIP

[@Rerpesentz]

IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

[@johndow7689]

Correct!

[@tabathaogost4982]

Kyle 🤩 I love his specific brand of awkward so much

[@chadmlong]

THE DEEP!!!!!!

[@JohnnyRoss]

Lmao Kim almost breaking at Amy at 3:30 😂

[@milameicat]

Ikr lmao. Wait... You're Johnny Ross. It's not actually you, right? That would be so cool

[@strongestnattyever-videos2247]

@@milameicat*My Dad loves both my holes too, but it’s my Uranus and Mouth*

[@anti_fascist]

That’s the only time someone would have laughed at anything amy has ever done

[@magnificentmarmar2073]

Yeah, she’s made millions not being funny LOL

[@MaNuLaToROfficial]

@@magnificentmarmar2073 lol 😂 😂 this is funnier than any of her jokes

[@Jess-hf9me]

This was actually really funny. She's good at comedy. She should do more of this.

[@iamsobeautifulomg]

um no.

[@wyattgalley675]

are you joking or what lmao she was a terrible actor

[@californiaslastgasp6847]

Lmao , that’s funny.

[@Arcona]

Yeah she really... read those cards.

[@pozzythump868]

Let's be serious... she's no Michael Bolton.

[@luckydog-287]

All those guys played that perfectly. Wow. Awesome!

[@josephshaw9913]

Yo… frfr… why is there a floating suit all the way to the right man. Freaked me out frfr nah wut I’m sayin? 😂

[@chinny9880]

Okay when she said Jesse was the attractive human she has ever seen i expected her to talk about his super cute eyes

[@heatherbraman3326]

YES because his eyes are damn near unreal😍

[@atrikings365]

Whats his name?

[@SNinjaQK]

@@kimber4t4 detroit become human too

[@celieboo]

Was she lying though?!

[@chrys_stone8716]

I recognized him from The Cabin in the Woods

[@VorticieFilms]

“THIS IS CWAHP!!!” Underrated line.

[@liv8095]

fr, that line made me crack up so hard

[@mamaccii_]

GDI

[@1stone76]

Very rated ..

[@rwolfcastle]

I was literally cracking up from this line when I read this comment. Sooo fricken good!

[@shirlycoh]

@Jesus Gonzalez She has 284 million followers on Instagram, that's how lol

[@patrickwcowley]

I wish Chris Rock and Blake Griffin had more lines in the skit because they are so hilarious. When Kyle Mooney yelled out as Blake was accepting his token I laughed so hard I love that moment because usually these SNL skits (not to be rude) really suck (but it would probably be even worse if I was the head writer). The best part of SNL is the Weekend Update, Jost & Che are Awesome. *There are a few good skits and thank you for being there for us SNL❤️

[@Cuebix]

Chris accepts token Chris: Yeezy taught you well.

[@899tamara]

This was 😂😂😂😂 John or Zeke….hmmm “I don’t love that you have a wife!” I can’t 😂

[@mjfor-short4844]

@UCDvy_fkRBMgZZJkzPmae00A shut up $”&:. Who hurt you?

[@KSP30]

@Jesus Gonzalez not new jack city Chris 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesz9635]

I also love how Rochelle made the conscious decision to kill Zeke. She didn't need to give Amy Schumer the token, but she did and Zeke had to die lol

[@jamesz9635]

also the fact that John Cena willingly chose to be a contestant despite having a wife and knowing the penalty for losing was death

[@jokerswildio]

Kinda doing an unnecessary deep dive into a basic and poorly acted (besides Zeke) SNL skit there, but dig the enthusiasm 👌

[@wearitlikeadiva]

Omg so funny! Kim is great! Love seeing all the guys!

[@simonjack9699]

Amy too omg so many guest stars

[@LotsofLisa]

How “mega jacked” John Cena was nervous when it was down to him and Zeke who’s basically “the Waterboy” was hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@joeymorvant161]

It was!

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Realistic. The imperfect looks doesn't account for sexual chemistry or personality.

[@kasper7250]

He was just as nervous, when he had to apologize to the Chinese government for calling Taiwan a country in Fast and the Furious lol.

[@haleymist09]

Aw, I got Patrick Swayze/Chris Farley flashbacks ❤❤❤

[@bethe192]

@@haleymist09 THANK YOU!!!

[@mdot2597]

Kim wanted to laugh at that with both my holes joke. Almost broke her.

[@tannertbd578]

nah, amy ain’t funny

[@peanutbutter4435]

@@tannertbd578 why are you commenting this on every single comment that mentions the joke. I didn’t think it was funny either but who cares if other people enjoyed it? Worry about yourself and leave people alone weirdo

[@mdot2597]

@@tannertbd578 that line was. Deal with it.

[@bryana50cents16]

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tannertbd578]

@@mdot2597 it wasn’t, lives up to the South Park depiction of her