The Dream Guy - SNL

[@justinbuergi9867]

This was quite the unexpected cast of guest stars

[@deviantmoore9744]

@@tfcooks Imagine being this pressed in a sketch comedy comment section. She's trying. It's all for shits and giggles. Get over yourself.

[@nathanmeier2817]

@@tfcooks You don't need talent when your rich. And she obviously has talent she's a mother. I think we would all like to see you get on SNL. 😭😭😭😭

[@SpiacyLos]

it's a pity they didn't invite comedic timing for this one

[@joeymorvant161]

@@tfcooks YOU don't think she's talented, we all don't feel the same way!

[@joeymorvant161]

@@deviantmoore9744 Thank you!

[@tiffanyhilgendorf3356]

She nailed the way that they talk on those bachelor shows and how seriously they take themselves. Hilarious

[@karlhudson5895]

You look beautiful 😍

[@Asiansxsymbol]

Kim is so uggo nowadays.

[@tidefanyankee2428]

"how seriously they take themselves" "on those bachelor shows" As opposed to the moral compasses the Kardashians are.........

[@nohandlepls]

@@tidefanyankee2428 it's always "peace and love" "positive vibes only" until the Kardashians pop up

[@ouryayommay9435]

@@nohandlepls literally just covert misogyny. how dare these women be rich 🤧 /s

[@suzya.2730]

I love how stone-faced Kim is the entire time, but Amy gets her to break!

[@yoni5570]

Kim said in Episode 2 of the Kardashians last week that Amy is one of the funniest people she knows.

[@omarssikins]

The power of both holes.

[@laumow]

@@jordanjackson9319 the Bachelorette maybe? Lol

[@morgangray3632]

@@jordanjackson9319 it’s making fun of the bachelorette… how did you get ANTM? Not even the same show. A lot of reality shows how the same concepts when it comes to the elimination process but this is poking fun at bachelorette/bachelor, which is a love/dating/match making show.

[@matthewmurillo9720]

Even s

[@BlackLasher]

"You are literally the most attractive human being I have ever seen." We are with you, Kim, we are with you.

[@tonijlynch8724]

Facts lol

[@janellerollins5893]

And this was BEFORE his debut on Broadway 😉

[@lukasblur3500]

Im only with her cause ive seen his big stick

[@aaronbarlow4376]

He's not at all. He looks like a standard Uber driver. If it were Henry Cavill I would agree.

[@gottaloveme90210]

And how do you look?😂 hating on a grown ass man is pretty pathetic. U could just get cosmetic surgery. ​@@aaronbarlow4376

[@crystal2011bruin]

“That was really vulnerable of you” why did this whole skit kill me 😂

[@haleymist09]

Lol because the whole idea of The Bachelor(ette)'s ideas of love and vulnerability is so dumb 😂 SNL's send up is just perfect.

[@melbatoast667]

Because you've seen The Bachelorette before, and this is barely even a parody.

[@erick07cas]

Because you have mediocre taste in comedy, i smiled not once. NOT ONCE. Trash

[@crystal2011bruin]

@@erick07cas over 3,000 people would disagree and counting, check the likes. Get some joy in your life

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@jamesz9635]

I love the unnecessary plot detail that Jesse Williams considers Zeke and John Cena to be his best friends. He probably didn't see Rochelle the entire week because he was too busy bonding with his bffs

[@lilmocoo9463]

I make funny content. I have to make u laugh if not my mom will send me back to Africa!

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@thegodpotato132]

That’s the point. On the show so many times it seems the dudes become better friends than actually making progress with the bachelorette

[@BethanyNash]

I genuinely appreciate how much thought you put into this

[@luney4tunes88]

Now this is a Bachelorette season I would watch.

[@nycgirltee]

Right! I loved it and never seen an episode of the Bachelorette 😭

[@nathandunlap3039]

Am tired of angels n there none serving fake shit all deciving n lies

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

So there's no fake folks in this comment section... 😬

[@JNMKlover]

Same. Was so over after Andi

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@eugenestevenkong9430]

We had: Chace Crawford, Tyler Cameron, Blake Griffin, Jesse Williams, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, and the legendary John Cena himself. This had to be the time which SNL had that many guests. (Three of them were in Eric Andre Show, BTW)

[@somethingyoufound]

True

[@corysanon7084]

It’s the fact that she had enough tokens for everyone but chose to give 1 to Amy. So Kyle really didn’t have to die😭😂

[@kennyryan9967]

He’s little

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@greenburg2276]

Read didn’t have to die a second before he died and was like huh?

[@Dei1751____]

Zeke

[@ameliac504]

Omg you right

[@fishbooot2044]

They really did summarize all the episodes of every season of the bachelorette in 4 minutes.

[@doubex1965]

With a twist of death

[@SuckafreeMedia]

Someone had a wife on the bachelorette?

[@mp-fx8nt]

@@SuckafreeMedia yes, Tony. And even Andrew

[@breakingames7772]

thanks for telling us, we wouldn't know because we don't watch complete garbage

[@macklifebizzle6392]

I’m still lost🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@vmd0734]

Kim: *"I dont love that you have a wife"* OMG I cracked up 😂

[@718bzo]

Your Very Beautiful Nessa😁😍

[@caitymarie3975]

i really need you to work on your wife situation

[@flowrinse9671]

I am dying…😂😂😂

[@vmd0734]

@@718bzo thank you!

[@michaelbanner1597]

divorced

[@leahchoe2146]

"I'm also on the boys fyi.. ok bye" xD Yessss

[@aquamarine99911]

He's so good on that show. A bad boy (except to his octopus), but good! The funniest character by far.

[@shaibueunice6363]

Yes he was

[@nvsnvs101]

I'm so surprised she picked John Cena I didn't know she could see him

[@ANGELSLVME]

Good one

[@APETHOMPER]

john cena was in this vid??

[@kw9568]

Ummmmm

[@MrChefT]

Who did she pick? John Cena was John C?

[@mommabear2299]

Best comment 😂

[@linettesanchez9955]

They didn’t tell Kim what Amy was gonna say and it’s hysterical

[@lizardmandx]

Predicting that Amy will mention her vagina given the chance is like predicting the sun rising in the morning.

[@soylentgreen8795]

@@lizardmandx It was funny though

[@milascave2]

@@lizardmandx But did she? She said she accepted the token "With both my holes." But most women have three, not two, holes. So and we can see that she has a mouth. SO that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?

[@audiolover8820]

@@milascave2 there's actually a fourth hole. Quagmire showed me..

[@joeymorvant161]

Linette Sanchez It was hysterical! How'd you find that out?

[@thebigcnel]

"I haven't talked to you this entire time, but you're the most attractive person I've ever seen." Dating in 2021 in a nutshell.

[@ameliac504]

Yep

[@mikeesco6905]

Dating in LA in 2021

[@hankmoody7974]

Fairly certain that's dating since 2021 B.C.

[@sixtyninelol]

This applies to most years

[@Azzazpimp]

Dating in always throughout all time in history, in a nutshell

[@pemdechen6300]

"I accept. ...with both my holes" - that would have broken anyone. Hahaha

[@CarlyndraTM]

Off-topic but that dress looks gorgeous on Kim

[@kimberlyanderson2976]

It is!

[@cynthiaholland13]

Definitely

[@Belfastboi]

Never seen her wear a dress like that it’s gorge

[@valenfigurka]

kanye did her dirty when he banned her (and she listened to him...) from wearing bright colors, because yellow has always been HER color 100%

[@randohuman5084]

@@valenfigurka He actually did that? Isn't that like abusive?

[@lilypoon1175]

They got Tyler and Chris rock, Jesse William, Chace Crawford and John Cena wow!

[@shawnuel]

I have no clue who Tyler is.

[@jaleesagreene6800]

@@shawnuel Exactly who is he

[@sunshine3914]

Chris looking old... makes me really old.

[@shawnuel]

@@jaleesagreene6800 I really don't know.

[@shawnuel]

@@jaleesagreene6800 Oh, he is the second guy who Kim calls down. tall (not as tall as Blake Griffin).

[@MsMe2016]

She looks like she’s having so much fun and it’s actually kinda cute??

[@jacqueswebster6463]

Are you asking a question?

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@xenahex]

She is a literal robot the entire time

[@Kelvargaming]

@@xenahex Yeah I don't see the her having fun part at all. Guess all the botox means she can't express joy anymore though, I don't know

[@codzboy74]

@@Kelvargaming That's very very rude of you

[@JaffaCakes-c7d]

0:34 wow that loud single clap 😅

[@georgeparker8198]

“John C, I’m really gunna need you to figure out your wife situation” this was really funny

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@sindelxkitana9710]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@islandbeats8301]

@Jesus Gonzalez kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5eQnpupnbJqmpo

[@CarsAndFails]

if you're reading this, I wish you happiness and wealth

[@Jona7Fer]

Hey, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Do it today, don't delay. Time is short. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10

[@spirituallavender7552]

Kim: I don’t like that u hav a wife John: that’s fair 😂😂😂

[@xqnuy]

hi profile pic twin

[@lovepowerful7517]

😅😂😂😂😂😂😁😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@Lol-ik8xm]

Even though I'm pretty sure he's not married.

[@RyuujinLetum]

@@Lol-ik8xm he is

[@queenkitsune4864]

“But you’re also a six time NBA winner, and that intrigues me” 😂

[@maddox1600]

What did u just say

[@propogandalf]

@Lany I thought he was her ex

[@coffeebeann1]

@@propogandalf I’ve been waiting to see someone talk about that lol

[@Turbonilla]

I feel the same

[@MYTUBE427]

Zeke, Say your goodbyes and walk into the pit

[@N8Films22]

Peacemaker, Marcus, the zebra from Madagascar and the deep in the same room never expected it to

[@AnnaKo.-fb1we]

and Kim Kardashian.

[@BlatantThrowAway]

Never expected it to what?

[@seagull8415]

Fair play to Kim for not breaking after “with both holes”.

[@hoover728]

She kind of did though which I appreciated because it proves she's not the brain dead automaton she appears to be.

[@joeymorvant161]

Smiled plenty, though, lol!

[@Grey000]

It was a close one

[@haleymist09]

Very Amu Schumer lol

[@scouts.748]

She almost did

[@ryanherron7436]

Ngl, I bursted into tears at the "I don't love that you have a wife" joke

[@bryana50cents16]

Literally

[@andrewphipps5265]

kim literally looks just like how nasim would look while she impersonated her

[@popeye697]

Didn't know she was hosting, so I thought it actually was Nasim for about 5 seconds

[@joeymorvant161]

Sounds like Nasim impersonating her, too! How did they EVER let fine as HELL Nasim get away?!!!!!?

[@felinemocha1995]

Yes! Like an alien almost

[@karinamedina1635]

Yes! She looks more like Nasim than kim haha

[@gamar2294]

omg yeeeessssss

[@miked9594]

Kyle Mooney plays this role almost too perfectly

[@TheLifeofKiara]

kim did soooo good keeping it together lmao. I would’ve been cracking up

[@lvega5606]

At what? There was nothing funny about this. It's embarrassing how bad SNL has gotten.

[@jordanyates8541]

@@lvega5606 yuuup

[@urmomstink2844]

@@lvega5606 fax.. i dont understand all these positive comments.. this shit is corny

[@luxxpro2206]

@@lvega5606 stop being a little stinker

[@nestorcalucagjr7290]

It was pretty weak in the jokes department. The only joke was the with both holes joke that kim cracked on lol

[@ScenicFights]

I was way too invested in this like it was an actual dating game show lol. So many hot guys up there, especially Zeke.

[@tammygeathers8169]

Lolol! For realzzz tho'.

[@raw_oyster]

Zeke do sho 😚❤️👌

[@brielliott04]

THIS IS CRAP!!🤣 This made me laugh so hard

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@nghtwtchmn129]

Ken Marino starred in a 2012-2013 parody of dating shows: Burning Love. His character, a firefighter, would offer the bachelorettes a garden hose nozzle on a plaque and ask, "Do you accept my hose?"

[@ChelseaGoneAwry]

I’m honestly glad they wrote some strong sketches for Kim - this was hilarious and she did a really great job hosting this week!

[@ZenfulFenix]

were we watching the same video..? she's terrible and cringey lol

[@ariellelillian8644]

@Jesus Gonzalez if she's so "sudo" and "non influential" why do you, your wife and all her friends know exactly who she is and exactly what she's doing? 🤔

[@jeremygerlach5488]

Blink if she’s got you at gunpoint She was boring. And now no longer related/married to anyone famous. You don’t have to kiss her ass anymore 😂

[@doc8013]

@Jesus Gonzalez lol but you watching SNL wouldn't answer her question, would it?

[@chelseabradley3645]

@Jesus Gonzalez nobody cares, bud 💙

[@rickrobinson174]

0:05 Why did Kim look like a barbie doll bruh 🤣

[@vycma9941]

Cus is 98% plastic now 😂

[@e.d.5766]

Amy wasn't a contestant, so there were enough tokens for everyone. The fact that there weren't supposed to be any stakes makes this much more realistic.

[@ArisFilms]

this is CWAP

[@matzohgirl]

Kim Couldn’t stop laughing.

[@lh9591]

She was the only one Kim genuinely smiled at

[@homarmendoza26]

zeke lost fair and square and paid for it with his life

[@Jona7Fer]

Hey, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later . No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Do it today, don't delay. Time is short. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10

[@greygooselean8217]

She almost broke character but I’m very proud that she hung in there and she did an amazing job

[@greatmcluhansghost7134]

she's not a good role model unless...eh screw it

[@innermeetme]

You're a bot right

[@greatmcluhansghost7134]

if it weren't for her, you might have actually stepped foot in a library instead of knowing 100 ways to take a good selfie 🤳🏼

[@ruithealmightyYT]

"one eligible lady hoping to find her very own... the dream guy" was easily the best line in the entire sketch

[@PrettyMuchIt]

agreed

[@sajeeliltafiltaf515]

Languishing ok

[@sindelxkitana9710]

Wow 😳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3u9qaZnmdiepdE

[@inactive120]

@@PrettyMuchIt oh hey guys 🙋‍♀️

[@ashleyd8412]

Kim looks absolutely stunning, and she did a fantastic job.

[@yaricampoz]

I was staring at Nate from gossip girl 🤣

[@kalahwilliams8768]

I didn’t physically laugh once but this was absolutely hilarious

[@marcosul3992]

@kalah williams : with you 100% , people always overreact by saying , im dead ,deceased omg I cracked up , on the floor people are so full of shit .

[@thorocomments]

Same, still goddamn funny.

[@authentic3716]

Omg this is the comment of the day seriously though .so accurate

[@JasonHauser125]

Same. I didn't laugh either, but it was a really good skit.

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

@@marcosul3992 but I am dead. Dead inside

[@ShinRyojin]

Props to Kim for keeping her composure after the “both of my holes” line.

[@JNMKlover]

😂

[@user-cg9zq4bt5q]

Wasn't very funny kinda just....old.

[@hyrtthyrtt3743]

I laughed cuz like she isn’t an actor. So like when ppl say rhat stuff it’s live and the pressure is there. She did good.

[@OscarSilvaMMA]

Imagine thinking that's funny

[@alexvaraderey]

@Michael D More probably because it's not an adults-only show. The permutations of humans enjoying each other sexually are varied and almost limitless. Some women enjoy anal and there are such things as strap-ons.

[@depresseddiva5704]

Wow! This scene is AMAZING! Everyone killed it by Kyle Mooney STOLE THE SHOW! This needs to be a reoccurring character! EVERYTIME some gorgeous star ⭐️ comes on, he needs to be this person!

[@mendozaartstudiollc1354]

Probably the most guest appearances in one skit in SNL history.

[@fenzelian]

This had 7, Justin Timberlake had a sketch with 8 when he joined the 5-timer's club - Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Martin Short, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks and Candace Bergen. I'm assuming there might be one from the big anniversary show with more - but any others with more?

[@lindagoad2163]

@@fenzelian not to mention that each one of those is worth the entire group from this sketch so that's like, 56 guests.

[@Dr.LongMonkey]

Umm no pretty sure its not, dummy

[@asikbanget6359]

From the guys I only recognize John Cena and Chris Rock ... Oh and also 1 lady that steals other people's jokes ..

[@Kev.genZZZ]

@@asikbanget6359 still hating on Amy huh

[@user-np1ul4nb4d]

"I'll definitely miss being in the house with all the guys, and Amy Schumer "

[@mendozaartstudiollc1354]

Schumer made Kim break. "Two Holes" LOL!

[@marquesjohnson6359]

"Jon C I don't love that you have a wife " LOL 🤣 it really is Kim's dead pan delivery that made all of her lines hilarious 😅

[@halimahiman]

She was sooooo FUNNY in this!!

[@marquesjohnson6359]

@@halimahiman i thought so too she was hilarious in every skit

[@halimahiman]

@@marquesjohnson6359 Agreed! She had the perfect Timing for Every sketch! Well done.

[@marquesjohnson6359]

@@halimahiman I agree she really nailed it I wouldn't mind if she hosted again

[@39Hundred]

If Leslie Neilsen was still alive, Kim would’ve been great in the Naked Gun films with her dead pan delivery.

[@tabathasmith9053]

Out of all the skits she did, this one is my favorite. 😂

[@PBBeezyee0]

I love how Kyle is just kinda there. All these celebrities and Kyle was the highlight.

[@deand6411]

SNL cast members are on par with superstars to many show fans. But they play themselves down so well.

[@thegodpotato132]

@@deand6411 no

[@mommyissue]

Who is Kyle

[@toddysurcharge771]

@@mommyissue yeah I think they said Zekes name wrong

[@marthal8862]

I swore that was Kris Humphries. That would have made this funny.

[@radboston]

Blake Griffin actually made it funny. Much better player than journeyman Humphries, a genuine top player, yet very similar high and skin color.

[@TheBasher-_-]

They do look alike I keep getting them mixed up.

[@randyrose6303]

Me.too

[@emilyhull3649]

Okay same I was so excited then realized I was wrong lmao

[@veronicadelafuente4212]

I thought so too at first...lol

[@lizzy7099]

THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM GROUPING OF PEOPLE

[@samsneadd]

well there was the apprentice at one time

[@jaznchic]

Kim, you killed this! I am watching your episode on Hulu and I thought of this skit. I am watching it now because it was my favorite one from your hosting! SNL please invite Kim back!!💕💕💕

[@TimeBucks]

Kim reads the cue cards so fluently

[@grapesforallofus]

Indeed

[@marshawhite2670]

Lol.

[@RichCinema]

Years of practice on "reality" tv and talk shows.

[@huntingwithlewis7801]

Really avoids the eye contact with other actors too.

[@krizelleynes3984]

Yeah a lot of them do that even the SNL actors. I’d say she can read the cue cards better than some SNL actors and other guest actors.

[@nenitastar99]

no, but really, Blake G's behavior at the luau barbecue was inexcusable...

[@desirebullock5895]

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[@tatianabritton6258]

@@desirebullock5895 why would you post this? How miserable and bored are you?

[@sharese3939]

What’d he do??

[@elbuki4547]

@@sharese3939 lmaoooo

[@HappyMuffinsSister]

He’ll work on it

[@kpaggie]

This skit surprised me!!! It was actually funny! Several hit lines, kim’s deadpan cue card reading worked for this, Amy's surprise cameo was everything, and Kyle's character legit had me LOL the whole time. Zeke should return and Now that Kim is single she should make this happen for real bc I would totally watch it!

[@halimahiman]

I love that Tyler C. who is actually from the Bacholerette was in this!!

[@mrod87]

I am not a Kim k fan but i do love bad acting, it’s so funny to me. I think she did really good.

[@hankmoody7974]

Kim had to deal with Kanye for like 10 years, of course she can deadpan.

[@losteezy]

they decided not to get a divorce, so shes actually still very much married.

[@almightycinder]

And now she's with Pete.

[@jessrosefawkes2721]

She was good in this sketch. Defo an improvement from the Aladdin sketch we’re she kept looking at the cue cards lol

[@jg2722]

John cena , Tyler c and zeke looked so good up there. Especially zeke

[@Jess-hf9me]

This was actually really funny. She's good at comedy. She should do more of this.

[@iamsobeautifulomg]

um no.

[@wyattgalley675]

are you joking or what lmao she was a terrible actor

[@californiaslastgasp6847]

Lmao , that’s funny.

[@Arcona]

Yeah she really... read those cards.

[@pozzythump868]

Let's be serious... she's no Michael Bolton.

[@23kc]

Chris Rock is finally getting older.

[@sjoo8]

It's aging makeup so we don't catch on to the fact that he's a vampire probably.

[@gwendolynhill979]

😂😂😂😂😁✌

[@jackgialamas3587]

He may be aging but at least his voice isn’t changing

[@mvj1153]

I know....That happened fast. Wasn't he young looking last year? 😨

[@olaines9154]

@@mvj1153 last year? Lol

[@lenaspiro6446]

This was such a lost opportunity for having Cena left at the end, and Kim saying she just "can't see" him xD

[@BunnieButtons]

Yes!!!!

[@victoremisho9432]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Genius!

[@UniMatrix_1]

You're hired.

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I was thinking the same thing when he was last.

[@WayneCraft]

agree 100% and was thinking the exact same thing

[@inheritmyshoes9559]

This SNL appearance made me kind of like Kim a bit. It humanized her. She did great the whole show. And wow what a cast for this one skit!

[@Siannmelissa]

She wanted to burst out laughing when Amy said both holes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she held it together though 👏🏽👏🏽 And I was done when she told John to figure his wife situation out 😆😆😆😆😆

[@adzgee7]

I know i dont know how the fk she never lost it. Shes probs rehearsed it over and over n it wasnt as funny anymore hahaha

[@davidvbobb7785]

Shumer has never said anything that's made me laugh. She's a joke stealing hack who talked about vaginas one time and it was funny for about 11 seconds. If that.

[@sahib5]

@@davidvbobb7785 wow riveting take bro. Just say you’re an incel and move on love.

[@tj.espygil4544]

This was a show to remember. Kim did a surprisingly good job in every sketch. Also, I've never been a fan of his,, but John Cena looked so so hot in this bachelor sketch.

[@affanyfan]

i dont think you had enough emojis in your comment

[@alexandralongo9248]

I’m not a fan of the Kardashians really, but Kim looks absolutely amazing, and the older she gets the more I like her as a person. She held it together so well, you can tell she wanted to burst out laughing. and the bit with amy shumer was HILARIOUS. I was crying

[@egomez1225]

they have had the same personality imo since day one always loved kim

[@scottfreckle237]

so would you look amazing if you spent millions of cosmetic surgery, there's nothing about her that is actually real

[@alexandralongo9248]

@@scottfreckle237 just because you can’t fathom having money like that doesn’t mean you need to be a hater

[@glittery_cucumber]

@@alexandralongo9248 It's just the facts gurl, no hate at all

[@ipomoeaalba936]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@c-light7624]

“THIS IS CWAAAP!!” 😂 The entire skit was hilarious and unexpected. Leave it to Amy to make Kim break

[@MsCynthiaPearl]

That was my favourite bit lmaooo

[@fghyjhku]

Lol he talked like baby 😂

[@arichalevas2298]

It's stupid

[@arichalevas2298]

And Amy is gross

[@nicekingandqueen]

They should have used Pete Davidson in this

[@sushantthapa4151]

Kim breaking down after hearing “With Both my HOLES.” 😂😂😂

[@bishopscore]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vivianamuntean146]

Amy was gunning for her.

[@peekaboots01]

It's funny people thinking a slight smile is a break down.

[@chinny9880]

Okay when she said Jesse was the attractive human she has ever seen i expected her to talk about his super cute eyes

[@heatherbraman3326]

YES because his eyes are damn near unreal😍

[@atrikings365]

Whats his name?

[@SNinjaQK]

@Kimberly Jaymes detroit become human too

[@celieboo]

Was she lying though?!

[@chrys_stone8716]

I recognized him from The Cabin in the Woods

[@KK-pm7ud]

Chris Farley would have absolutely crushed this sketch

[@bobedwards7455]

WOULDA COULDA SHOULDA

[@phyllisirwin5660]

Belushi, Will Farrell, Eddie Murphy, Norm MacDonald, even Steve Martin that wild & crazy guy. Robin Williams would've totally nailed it also, Jim Carry.

[@Game4oSale]

RIP

[@Rerpesentz]

IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

[@johndow7689]

Correct!

[@candacecellis]

I still watch this, we need a sequel

[@Beaux4Life]

"I don't love that you have a wife." Classic.

[@labornurse]

If only more beeches would say this ..

[@Beaux4Life]

@Jesus Gonzalez nobody cares what you, your wife, or your social group thinks

[@shoppinmadnesz22]

how tf did they even get this casts all together at the same time? _that_ in itself is amazing

[@chanelle9554]

seriously!! AMAZING cast 👏

[@theeugandanbabe]

@Jeffrey Royer 😂😂😂

[@sootmann]

I don't think it was very difficult. They probably said "Do you want to be in a sketch with Kim Kardashian?"

[@ImBiasedWithAdovian]

"i don't LOVE that you have a wife... but will you accept/you really need to figure that out" these writers were on literal fire

[@hijodelaisla275]

"on literal fire"?

[@christinamasberg]

I enjoyed this, but really laughed out loud at "I don't love that you have a wife"😂

[@thomassteven6292]

John Cena should return to host SNL again. He has some comedic chops and that karate kid sketch still remains as an all-time classic.

[@Tzgrey77]

I still like his Alabama science sketch

[@KyleBrand]

Love that sketch.

[@Sarah-mw2hi]

Maybe in January when Peacemaker premieres

[@theresafisher8781]

He was fantastic in Blockers, too.

[@jessehernandez1081]

@@Tzgrey77 that sketch is still relevant

[@eli-jd9nq]

everyones talking about kim but i’m over here emotional at the fact Chris Rock is aging🥺

[@janderson947]

I think because of the no facial hair makes him look older but kim killed this scene 😂

[@rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698]

chris rock 🇺🇸

[@browngalbigeyes8287]

Awweee same

[@mich3134]

I know!!

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@jalarhone]

The fact that the had Tyler C. as one of the guys who actually WAS a contestant on the Bachelorette is genius! Damn, he's hot!

[@ishi831]

He is. I almost passed out

[@MKF30]

So basically SNL told Kim "Just act like you do in real life" Kim-Ok! lol 🤣🤣

[@jamesz9635]

I also love how Rochelle made the conscious decision to kill Zeke. She didn't need to give Amy Schumer the token, but she did and Zeke had to die lol

[@jamesz9635]

also the fact that John Cena willingly chose to be a contestant despite having a wife and knowing the penalty for losing was death

[@jokerswildio]

Kinda doing an unnecessary deep dive into a basic and poorly acted (besides Zeke) SNL skit there, but dig the enthusiasm 👌

[@mattsaracen7]

I only wish for more Chace Crawford and Jesse Williams

[@michelearnold7930]

so glad you said who CC wasn't sure who that was!

[@noellet62able]

How random was it having both of them on ?

[@vnv11600]

Aw, Chase Crawford is so hot in there, am I right? ❤♥😍

[@ruelovegood398]

She looks really good with this kinda makeup, hair and bright dress. This looks much better than her usual tight, monochrome dresses, middle part hair and her signature makeup look.

[@rahla53]

She will start dressing again according to her liking and her own style, now that she is not under Kanye's fashion-

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

Getting a break from a manic person's fashion whims = #makeover2021!

[@deadfishent384]

@@rahla53 Kanye never controlled how she look. Cut it out. She's looked like that way before even meeting him. She has her own makeup and clothing line that she controls all on her own.

[@heiseili9279]

To be honest, it's very basic next to her actual look. This look actually made her look like the girl next door. And also this look is VERY common which is probably why they used it lol

[@cynthiaholland13]

So true!

[@y05077]

Never thought I'd share an exact thought with Kim Kardashian until 3:46 when she said "Okay guys this is where it gets really really hard" and I can tell the exact thought that everyone had including her at that moment.

[@LotsofLisa]

How “mega jacked” John Cena was nervous when it was down to him and Zeke who’s basically “the Waterboy” was hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@joeymorvant161]

It was!

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

Realistic. The imperfect looks doesn't account for sexual chemistry or personality.

[@kasper7250]

He was just as nervous, when he had to apologize to the Chinese government for calling Taiwan a country in Fast and the Furious lol.

[@haleymist09]

Aw, I got Patrick Swayze/Chris Farley flashbacks ❤❤❤

[@bethe192]

@@haleymist09 THANK YOU!!!

[@ronnieferguson9337]

The fact that she kept from breaking character and got through the entire skit without blowing it was pretty cool!

[@rdc197810]

what a low bar....."she didn't ruin the skit, what a win!"

[@princessjakii7575]

Facts

[@victorgibson4932]

She probably had no idea what was going on!

[@TheAdatto]

You really think it's one take?

[@diana_cesar]

@@TheAdatto …Do you know what the L in SNL stands for?

[@kashsres1064]

I didn’t expect Kim K to have this level of sense of humor and to be featured in as a character of her real self and make jokes about herself is so cool. I thought she was way too image conscious to be this cool.

[@Gal2100]

She is cool, if you watch the show you see that they all are quite nice and funny

[@kashsres1064]

@@Gal2100 I don’t really watch their show, or at least I haven’t. But I think she’s a cool gal from what I can tell.

[@twiixie1654]

what do you mean image conscious, she literally recorded a porno that went online

[@kashsres1064]

@@twiixie1654 that’s the reason why she’s this famous. That’s where it all began.

[@twiixie1654]

KAsh Sres welp exactly. and someone who is image conscious would never do that lmao kardashians literally go by the rule of “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” - whatever will get them the media attention, they will do. someone who is image conscious does care abt what kind of publicity they get. :) except for if you thought that she wanted to come across as someone who is mysterious, classy and good looking and doesn’t want to come off as funny or goofy. but her actions from the past wouldn’t really label her as classy so

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

Kim is such a great host! These skits are hilarious!

[@LeoniejtePietje]

I love how Kim broke with Amy, and none of the other contestants.

[@corrado]

because Amy's reply was improvised live.

[@syckindahead]

IKR?!

[@kanagawayarichin]

Both holes

[@VorticieFilms]

“THIS IS CWAHP!!!” Underrated line.

[@livviemon]

fr, that line made me crack up so hard

[@mamaccii_]

GDI

[@1stone76]

Very rated ..

[@rwolfcastle]

I was literally cracking up from this line when I read this comment. Sooo fricken good!

[@shirlycoh]

@Jesus Gonzalez She has 284 million followers on Instagram, that's how lol

[@899tamara]

This was 😂😂😂😂 John or Zeke….hmmm “I don’t love that you have a wife!” I can’t 😂

[@mjfor-short4844]

@UCDvy_fkRBMgZZJkzPmae00A shut up $”&:. Who hurt you?

[@KSP30]

@Jesus Gonzalez not new jack city Chris 😂😂😂😂

[@dennisborjonmarquez9216]

Kyle is so amazing at that type of character 😅

[@lexxicon29]

kim did a good job . i’m pretty sure this was outside of her comfort zone but kim is always up for a challenge ! love that abt her !

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@AZilla520]

Same😊 love her daring side❤️

[@juicebokz7743]

The ray j challenge😈

[@Grsz11]

Not gonna lie, her performances were actually pretty good.

[@desirebullock5895]

Rapper Lil Baby Shot To Death In Houston Texas Rest In Peace 💔💔kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2nJgJ59mryWgLs

[@marco7838]

Lol Is this new because Kim says he has a wife. Did he get engaged again after Nikki Bella?

[@lindaweinstein4846]

I was happy she did amazing ⭐️

[@terrancecarmichael619]

@@marco7838 Yeah he actually got married to the woman he’s with 2 years ago.

[@edwardcortez656]

No it wasn’t

[@RobertRogersSmallBizCounsel]

I can’t believe how close we came to losing John C. He’s a national treasure but we all knew the rules. Or something.

[@marco7838]

Lol Is this new because Kim says he has a wife. Did he get engaged again after Nikki Bella?

[@Itsmeyourdad666]

@@marco7838 why do you keep asking this in all the comments

[@GMZohar14]

@@Itsmeyourdad666 why dont you ever answer him in any of the other comments?

[@unstepintime]

@@marco7838 I don't believe those two were ever married. He had a 1st wife before Bella, then they both dated & broke up but never getting married. Got remarried in 2020 to another woman..

[@eveningstar6700]

0:34 WHO is clapping like that!? thought it was KNOCKING on set

[@sshah3728]

Woah Tyler C made it on SNL?? I think he's the only bachelor contestant that really got famous from the show

[@Blashmack]

For a good reason, he's a funny guy

[@cpn13]

Knowing that Blake dated Kendall and Kendall was there earlier makes this 100 times funnier

[@user-yd2tg9cs5w]

They’re still dating …

[@g.g.3929]

@@user-yd2tg9cs5w Kendall is literally dating Devin Booker 😂

[@user-yd2tg9cs5w]

@@g.g.3929 lol oops 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@tfuthought]

I don't know if they have her wearing a wig in this skit or if that's actually her natural hair but that hair is so flattering on her it looks so natural and she looks 20 times younger

[@dannhymir9678]

Well she is half Armenian. Armenian women have lush hair and the guys are hairy too.

[@lalastarr6293]

@@dannhymir9678 it’s a wig definitely but it’s a natural look and she looks great in it.

[@lalastarr6293]

She would look amazing w this natural brown color but her natural hair is way darker. Definitely a wig done right.

[@srkajol1107]

That" WITH BOTH OF MY HOLES" was hilarious😂😂

[@morpheus6749]

She has three holes. Which two was she talking about?

[@DoomsdayPublicLibrary]

Kyle Mooney is criminally underrated. Might be the best skit of the night.

[@AG-kp4sh]

?? He always plays the exact same character...underrated, LOL!!

[@kevdaag2523]

?

[@undergroundsoldierz3824]

There is always somebody in the comments who comes in with the "Underrated" cliché bs

[@aperson4640]

This sketch ain't funny. What, are you just clapping like a circus seal at all the famous people they hired.

[@saddieahsan]

@@AG-kp4sh exactly.

[@Icebumi]

I'm usually not into Kim K. but she did so well in this. She memorized the lines, didn't struggle once and was super funny

[@doseofdesi926]

Think she was reading off cards. You can tell as she is looking off when the guys are in front of her

[@bardoambriz6720]

Cue cards

[@radiowaved]

I was impressed to learn that she can read.

[@bardoambriz6720]

@Keyzer Soze nope

[@bardoambriz6720]

@Keyzer Soze disagree

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

I can't get over Chris Rock being old. But he's the same age as my dad. It just feels weird.

[@galedribble9535]

Our parents are now old people

[@sandrap6321]

Before you know it, it will be your turn to be the old one.

[@davidl570]

@@sandrap6321 Thanks for rubbing it in!

[@miarahming2244]

Yeah man... Weird

[@kfrancis1872]

@@davidl570 ikr...it hasn't sunk in that it happened to us too!! Lol

[@Jukkala]

Her appearance on SNL was the first time I've seen Kim exhibit any appreciable talent. She plays "straight" in a comedy sketch quite well.

[@MattJr4793]

this was the best sketch of the entire evening (though a few others that were awesome) & props to Kim for holding it together after what Amy said to her after taking the token 🤣👏🔥💛

[@dannyg.h5762]

Not really 😕

[@fejic]

Easy cause nothing Amy says is funny

[@joeymorvant161]

@@fejic She IS funny.

[@kasper7250]

Also great that Amy makes a Vagina joke again and again and again and again and again.

[@MattJr4793]

@@dannyg.h5762 well how unfortunate lmao

[@lunaroberts8828]

Kim was such a good sport in all these sketches

[@joeymorvant161]

Agreed.

[@haleymist09]

Honestly, Kim is the only Kardashian for this kind of thing.

[@haleymist09]

@@randyrose6303 oh, Khloe totally would, but it would be a totally different vibe, of course.

[@bobbytrevino2066]

They needed a sketch of Kim and stefon about the hot spots in the city lol I think that would of been hilarious

[@helenataylor8496]

OMG YES!!!

[@haleymist09]

That....would be perfect.

[@barbieblue3336]

Have

[@xonikkiecal]

YES YES YES YES SOMEONE CALL BILL

[@Ramonerdna]

Her delivery here is very good, they brought out a LOOOT of stars for this, pretty awesome

[@chiranisilva1625]

Kim is GORGEOUS on this. The simplicity of her look is probably why

[@davidl570]

Wish she'd keep this look all the time!