Weekend Update ft. Kate McKinnon - SNL

[@folkengames]

Editors: thanks for putting it up all in 1 chunk. It is noticed and appreciated.

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

They could have cut out Kate’s part 😆👌🏾🔥🇳🇱

[@dvader3000]

@@ismarwinkelman5648 why?

[@eleventyent2099]

Sometimes I like to take my weekend update in doses

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

@@dvader3000 She is a very talented member of the SNL cast, but to me personally Weekend Update should simply be an Jost & Che affair. Change my mind 😘

[@ismarwinkelman5648]

@@eleventyent2099 Too right, my friend! The risk of an OD is simply too great 😊

[@danielmcgraw2327]

"Think of it as a patriot storming the uterus to overturn the results of an unfair pregnancy" this is it, this is the best line by far!!

[@avidnongetit8710]

It was a great among Many this weekend!

[@t.a.d.8699]

not really

[@DocOrtmeyer]

Oh my god.

[@bennyton2560]

it's a great laugh, breaking away from the crying

[@RonnyBoy504]

“current rumplestiltsken” had me absolutely rolling

[@avidnongetit8710]

I can't believe that mad oily little munchkin is still roaming free and adjusting his "microphone" for underage girls! He's a GOP example...??

[@thestraydog]

Collin had no mercy this weekend, even Che was a little shocked

[@connorholmes55]

@Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish damn that's crazy. Anyway.

[@avidnongetit8710]

Che was equal to the challenge too

[@ohitsthatguy1328]

@Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish yeah, I don't think I'll repent to your imaginary friend. I'm glad he makes you happy and you have something to help you live a normal life and feel loved, most of us don't need the imaginary friend to feel happy and love our lives and give/receive love. If you wish to be religious, that's great, I'm happy for you, don't try to convince others that they "need" to repent and accept your religion at the fear of burning in hell forever if we don't. Religion is a belief system, and it's *your* belief, stop trying to tell others that according to your book we need to do anything, we don't, that's a you thing.

[@mokeish]

They sometimes write each others jokes, so some of those shocking Che jokes are actually written by Colin and vice versa.

[@batgurrl]

Thanks SNL for continuing your Monday tradition of posting Weekend Update in it’s entirety. The flow of the comedy is much stronger. Kate McKinnon NAILED Barrett perfectly. She’s truly a comic genius of impersonations ❤️

[@batgurrl]

@Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish I’m almost laughing at you

[@Cymande1961]

@Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish This has nothing to do with this video. That's why I downvoted your comment.

[@苏可可-o3m]

Yes!!She's so good

[@emillyyelen5169]

@@Cymande1961 what are you 12...?!

[@balochhn3457]

Besides hatred/animosity and being sentimental , shall we reason abit !?? #RoeVsWade ! #Abortion ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHzReoGirK55oLc

[@benmarshall3383]

"Mother's Day is tomorrow whether you wanted to be one, or not!" Out the gate with a BANG!!!

[@Joe-pn1iv]

no reason for the drawings joke to make me laugh as loud as it did, but Michael che's delivery is so good

[@villelouekari4408]

It's very Norm-esque

[@robinheater1817]

So true! Hilarious

[@bluepower1177]

Holy shit that was great

[@cbpd89]

It's always a good time for a Spirit airlines joke.

[@PeacefulWtrs]

🤣 or Breeze Airlines

[@avidnongetit8710]

Is Spirit still "flying"

[@solarmesiah]

Same for roasting Timothy 🤣

[@mbuvito]

“Just do your nine” simply brilliant 😂

[@rafstrayhorn5772]

Do your nine and pop it, what's the big deal? 🤣

[@mpoharper]

It took me 10! 😆

[@themachine8009]

What’s is mean plz?

[@mpoharper]

@@themachine8009 you need to watch. 😂😂

[@scambankrunfraud]

@@themachine8009 Just do your nine (months) and pop it

[@me-cp7he]

Blessed be the person who decided to upload the full weekend update, you’re a true hero

[@MISNM0]

Hahahaha .....I see you boo❎✝️

[@absoluteterror9098]

"tomorrow is mother's day whether you like it or not" Jesus Christ 😂😂😂

[@Sky_Blaze]

"Wheather you wanted to be one or not"* you mis quoted and I can't believe over 100 people still liked this.

[@OneWithManyThings]

The intended message was conveyed

[@loribernardisunwell9663]

@@OneWithManyThings actually it doesnt. It makes it more interpretive and doesnt deliver the actual joke.

[@SkateboardGee]

Might be the greatest intro for Weekend update ever Lmfao

[@jackbusiness7879]

@@loribernardisunwell9663 because we watched the skit and know exactly what it’s referring too

[@nomeaknat]

Che usually has the jokes but Colin killed it this week.

[@singyourheartouthealing8902]

# spirit Spirit Airlines Spirit Airlines Spirit Airlines#spiritairlines is a great way to fly

[@lisab9541]

Che's shrug after the Jackie Robinson joke was perfect.

[@elloco1996]

The Amy Coney Barrett performance is brilliant ... it's as if the text writers got hold of a copy of her diary.

[@carlpodrecca5177]

@El Loco Barrett has written extensively.

[@benmarshall3383]

They are knocking it out of the park lately with these controversial issues. Michael's "Oh, Colin!" sent me in!!!!

[@veeglover]

Yessssss, the edgier and more current (and literally up to the MOMENT) the better! I loooooove when the writers DGAF and just go for it. The audience obviously appreciates it too. (Love the random claps in the background 👏)

[@giants8585]

Actually they are not. Its a gross mis-representation of pro-life. The satire shown doesnt even come close to highlighting a pro-life stance. It does however show a very naive attempt at what someone who is pro life would say to the point that it allows pro abortion ppl to feel comfortable in their stance on killing a baby. "see look how stupid they are, this is what they believe, and they are the ones making the laws! I knew I was right about abortion" So go on continuing that this is what Amy Coney Barrett thinks, she's more intelligent than anyone on that set.

[@improvisedlogic]

@@giants8585 Lmfao. Pro-life arguments are trash. Body autonomy. Deal with it.

[@chantallabissiere6257]

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[@chantallabissiere6257]

@@veeglover X-rayNo

[@everdash]

THANK GOD for posting this all as one sketch and not broken into 5 videos.

[@NaySayersRanch]

It's like need a baby take a baby have a baby leave a baby just like pennies

[@freddybenelli9100]

The tray for the crippled children?

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Do your nine!

[@ELmayberry]

😂😂

[@sherrywheaton4945]

I just love these two.......they keep me laughing. Thanks guys well done!!

[@pageljazz]

Kate is my all-time favorite cast member, and this is one of my favorite bits. ♥️🙂👍

[@YTjennifer]

My husband says: Of all the really great weekend update cast members over the years, Colin and Michael are truly the best that have ever aired on SNL.

[@sarahoshea9603]

I loved Norm but this is second only to him

[@tommyt1971]

Best broadcast you guys have done this year. Btw, do you guys hide your jokes from each other until you go live? Because it’s really fun watching the two of you make the other crack up!

[@TryMyMartini]

I'm pretty sure they hear them during live rehearsal. Unless there are any changes last minute because the test audience doesn't respond.

[@lars7282]

Weekend Update can go so dark - Che is the brutal one while Colin critiques politics. Love it

[@tuckosi]

Colin’s jokes about abortion were on point, as was Kate McKinnon, but the delivery of the last joke by Che was so perfect and unexpected. Chalamet just got burned.

[@eleanormunday2326]

What he does look like a Chihuahua!!!???

[@squee599]

That one fully caught me off guard! 💀💀💀

[@michaeldickmeyer493]

Weekend News is the highlight of the entire SNL broadcast, the last couple of years. Used to be the other way around, (running out of sketch material???) Colin and Michael holding their own fortunately, and I love when they do each others material. So good. Keep it up you two!

[@barath4545]

I LOVE when Colin has to do Che's material. It seems like he absolutely shone/shined during that material and just went crazy racist because Colin had to read it, SO funny!

[@maiacain4796]

Weekend update has always been the best part of SNL

[@avidnongetit8710]

I started paying attention again during 45s insane reign of terror.. but they are so freaking Awesome I can't miss them.. kinda wish they'd make a movie together.. not on weekend update..but that humor isn't just happening without great intelligent comics as authors

[@phriedokra6158]

Now I can see why RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE wasnt upset about NOT getting inducted...Tom Morello and Kid Rock would NEVER be on.the stage together

[@godlygamer911]

I mean... the Baldwin Trump stuff was always hilarious and way too accurate.

[@adelinerivero]

This has got to be the most brutal weekend update in a long time.

[@Xxstephenx1x]

Kate is one of the best snl cast members up with most of the cast from season 34.

[@janna-renee]

Che's finishing of the "invasion of the uterus to overturn the results of an unfair pregnancy" joke was funny. If he'd said "erection" (b/c it rhymes with election) rather than "pregnancy" it would have been even funnier.

[@themandalorianG]

The weekend update always keeps me well informed on the important matters in the world today.

[@EJofLA]

Love it lol!

[@juzoli]

Seriously, here we can clearly know which part is the fact, and which is the joke…:D

[@davidtheobald4725]

Yes that reminds me. I'm a straight white man and I am truly sorry for that.

[@avidnongetit8710]

Dude..if I was the Mandalorian the last mud ball I'd be watching news about is Earth.. but I get what you're saying.

[@avidnongetit8710]

@@davidtheobald4725 what..huh.. I'm not the only one? I hear ya. We have hundreds of years to make right by just Not doing the same damn thing over and over again.. -think we could all get together without man-splaining it and get something right??

[@GrotrianSeiler]

The jokes are funny. The delivery of the jokes is funnier.

[@mtndogrally]

That's literally the definition of Weekend Update. Always has been.

[@fyrewolf5288]

Thank you SNL KZbin person for making weekend update 1 clip. We appreciate it!

[@LisaMarshallMusic4]

Omg! Give it to a stork who will give it to a lesbian! Kate's impressions are genius!

[@timmycakes001]

I love how people laughed as soon as Colin said ‘Spirit Airlines’ before even hearing the joke 🤣🤣

[@hg82met]

"Give it to a stork, and the stork will give it to a lesbian."

[@onedayatatime1494]

🤣🤣

[@kevinpeterson9003]

As a baseball player that wears 42 because of Jackie Robinson, che's joke was Golden

[@pango-y8j]

Yes, very hard hitting praises blessings Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ say hey now

[@souprememc]

Every joke…every joke this episode just FIRE! 🤣

[@darrenwalters9886]

HR comment was hilarious. And true. And hilarious.

[@nonimurithi5417]

THIS WAS SO EFFORTLESSLY GOOD OMG

[@rockgird]

timothy chalamet joke was awesome

[@staceybair5407]

Bravo 👏👏 one of thee best in the history of SNL!! Kudos to the writers👊✌️💕

[@sarahbeckett316]

Current rumplestilkson truly TOOK ME OUT 😂🤣

[@tylerhackner9731]

Kate is a treasure I love her

[@KonElKent]

I don't know how much she's paid, but it's not enough.

[@benmarshall3383]

Kate McKinnon is brilliant!

[@kirstencampbell07]

right out the gate 😂😂😂😂😂 Collin damn

[@shipofthesun]

4:02 "...down the crick..." Current state: trying to breathe.

[@sealove79able]

This Update was vicious. Kate was sogreat and adorable she looked a bit like Jenifer Garner.

[@PS-1421]

@Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish You should repent! Matt 5:7 - “Blessed are the merciful, for they will receive mercy.” Luke 6:36 - “Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.” Matthew 6:14 “For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.” Learn to love your neighbor, forgive them and be merciful. And stop being an ass.

[@CookingWithCarlina]

As an Afro-Latina I’m very proud that we are finally being recognized! Also the Timothy joke had me rolling!

[@SharkTank311]

that last chihuahua one was good, LOL

[@randaellis6233]

“Arby’s we have the babies “😂😂😂

[@mjulio71]

"What is Rock 'n Roll?" is exactly what the R&R Hall of Shame, Rolling Stone magazine and their social club have asked themselves for half a century.

[@benmarshall3383]

"I never thought I'd say this, but Good Luck, Cancer!" DONE!!

[@23gt17]

I have never wanted to root for cancer to win this badly in my entire life lol.

[@jerrs581]

@@23gt17 yeah, too bad it wasn’t funny and in extremely poor taste.

[@benmarshall3383]

@@jerrs581 oh, fluff and puff! Take your morality card and keep it moving. The rest of us thought it was funny. And, for your post about them being desperate for jokes, that is quite a reach. I think the continuous laughter from the audience would beg to differ with your humble opinion!

[@jerrs581]

@@benmarshall3383 ha, like you would know about morals. And imagine being such an angry person that you make someone’s cancer issue the subject of humor. But when someone doesn’t think it’s funny, you try to justify it and act superior. I’m not a fan of Putin as much as the next person, but I would never wish anything like that on anyone. So much for being “tolerant” and loving.

[@jerrs581]

@@benmarshall3383 of course if someone said that about Biden, Harris or Pelosi, you’d all have a rage filled tantrum.

[@aaronelijahcolyer]

always love watching the full weekend update on here... thanks for posting the good laughs are appreciated

[@jjbeerj]

I have, on multiple occasions, said "Good luck Cancer", but I'm also a terrible person.

[@Son-of-Krypton]

Kate is a national treasure 😎

[@rodprops]

Word

[@CC-fn4ch]

Amy “Covid” Barrett 😂🤣😂

[@onedayatatime1494]

😂😂

[@michaelmcgrath7712]

Colin is a great joke deliverer!! His punchlines have me LOL

[@DM-pm2yd]

“Jungle book it” 🐆 👶

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

“Think of it as a patriot storming the uterus to overturn an unfair pregnancy” is now my new favorite quote

[@balochhn3457]

Besides hatred/animosity and being sentimental , shall we reason abit !?? #RoeVsWade ! #Abortion ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHzReoGirK55oLc

[@cesileythorson3633]

I needed this right now. Thank you.

[@juustgowithit]

"They're bad" lmao

[@vickimcburney8977]

OMG Kate! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Just do your 9! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@khalil.khoury]

Moral of this story: don't be a business named Spirit.

[@brianmartinico8190]

Do you nine and dump! LOL

[@wealthyblackman2655]

Lesbians will be thrilled in Florida!!

[@AttilaK0326]

One of the best ones in a long while 😅😂😂

[@davidhornbeck1470]

Was thinking he same thing

[@GordonLF]

Kate made the difference. Most of the usual guests don't even come close to her.

[@TurtleStormer]

"Just do your 9 and dump!"

[@MedicinesMan]

Kate picked exactly the same dress Amy Coney Barrett wore during the confirmation hearings.

[@subtopewdiepienow2623]

The costume department are absolute 🔥

[@IbriyGad]

9 and plop 🤣🤣

[@taimalik1110]

7:19 meaning Spirit airlines will drive you in a plane from NY to Philly in 19 hours :p

[@mokeish]

Che and Colin should just do a netflix special of their own.

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

They should do their own own news network

[@mokeish]

@@wickedshadesproductions5254 Facts

[@patbryant8968]

Omg..to to funny ‼️ you all awesome 😍😉 SNL is always the best ‼️😆🇺🇸❤️❤️

[@Bonbonbon739]

I get my news from Weekend update and South Park lol

[@randomjasmicisrandom]

I’m surprised you didn’t mention how the British MP claimed that watching porn on his phone was by accident, he was in fact trying to find pictures of tractors!

[@marieblade0613]

The way the number of abandoned babies will legit probably increase 😅

[@bostoncahkeys541]

I’m still laughing at “it’s magically suspicious.”

[@davideaston8314]

Kate truly is the up there as The SNL GOAT (although I'd probably just give the edge to Bill Hader in 1st)

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

For only SNL appearances the list is... Dana Carvey Kate McKinnon Gilda Radner Bill Hader Will Farrell Dan Aykroyd Eddie Murphy Kirsten Wigg Jon Lovits Phil Hartman Jan Hooks Melissa Villasenior Fred Armison Daryll Hammond Keenan Thompson

[@alexhelton5886]

Finally, modern SNL that’s actually funny

[@potatotomato0606]

i read a comment about the drawings joke and waited the entire video anticipating it and it did NOT disappoint LOLLL

[@CreepyBlueAnimals84]

Never thought I'd say this but, Good Luck Cancer!!🤣😂🤣

[@jackmackenzie2482]

These 2 guys brought this back to the status it used to be!!

[@lisajackson4258]

Good Luck Cancer. 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@johnbailey3452]

"Thats your 9" lmao

[@MsDaniMarie02]

Oh, Kate, how I will miss you 😢

[@elenaatkinson1622]

"Just Jungle Book it" 💀💀💀

[@four1878]

Spot on again guys 👏👌👍🤣🙌

[@jaredsilvers2782]

These guys don't miss

[@zoefinkelman]

I CANT WITH THE HR JOKE LMAO

[@shellthomas3123]

My most favorite part of SNL ❤❤❤

[@elkoquipr]

6:07 “do your nine” puts up 8

[@Jackjohnjay]

snl should just be called ‘the Kate McKinnon show’ at this point.

[@markdragonphotography]

Thank you for one video

[@dianeibsen5994]

Kate was awesome in this! Wow

[@Noodlez_13]

THAT LAST ONE THO 💀

[@jackbusiness7879]

Oh gawd, that chihuahua joke, did not see that one lol

[@苏可可-o3m]

Oh i love Kate so much

[@octane31]

You guys were on FIRE this week. Lol.

[@singingPanda420]

That has to be the handsomest chihuahua I have ever seen! And thank you for uploading the complete Weekend Update 💙

[@petesmith433]

One long video so much better

[@CircusWithoutWarning]

Current using this for news on a school project

[@carlitomorales6928]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣do your 9 and pop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@H28E]

Props to whomever came up with the arbies joke